DSP Absolutely Fuming, Gets Demolished by 3 Cammys in a Row, Trolls Viewbotting & Chat on Thin Ice

[@shaun7517]

Imagine paying $150 and he doesn't even wear a hat Scammed

[@ProphetTech]

Tier reward scam in full effect.

[@Solreth65]

Doode do you not know that wearing a hat makes you play worse in games? He can't concentrate while wearing a hat or glasses. Honestly tho its just pathetic that he treats his paypigs like dirt.

[@lefteron6804]

Except he claims that the glasses help him, he was struggling during gta5 and he said that he couldn't wear the glasses until he reached the goal.

[@gonzo8898]

@@lefteron6804for manipulation purposes Phil will sometimes say his eyes are hurting him implying if the tip goal for glasses was hit it would help him.

[@MajorSquiggles]

I can't wear the hat because I'll get all sweaty guys 😭

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

>don't talk about trolls >talking about trolls is a bannable offence >starts yapping about the viewbotting for legit ten minutes

[@Ihavethetouch]

Why is no-one talking?!

[@grim1187]

He’s the only one allowed to talk about trolls

[@tylerlackey1175]

​@@grim1187unless you're in his secret discord bc according to phil he has "agents" constantly feeding him information about trolls which he constantly talks about. In other words, you can talk about trolls as long as you're his walking ATM

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

“The pig didn’t put on the vest and hat as stipulated by my donation.” - Thorax’s chargeback message.

[@darkhelmutt3417]

DSP making excuses like a press secretary

[@Ihavethetouch]

Why do you think he's interested in politics?

[@Sauron_the_god-king]

Nah, I think that even KJP is a bit more competent than this doofus!

[@Disc023-ps6le]

He's reached cyraxx levels of rapid delusional lie after lie.

[@adamh.4933]

Four-two-uh-tus outcomes from his opponents.

[@extragalacticgorl]

Too true 🤣

[@V1dW4tcher]

The Street Fighter salt is getting realer. Akuma can’t come out faster.

[@NavaDownSouth]

he's gonna be so pissy , akuma has low health and high damage have to be on point .. gonna get his ass beat bad. That fighter isn't even his style he has no clue how to play him

[@ourboyhemingway]

Akũm baby!!!!

[@jesse9673]

I'm making a FACTUAL OBSERVATION: DSP has broken his New Year's resolution 107,046,538 times at this point. Tuh-huh.

[@okok...ok.]

Tuh huh huh 🐐

[@chrisa3417]

What was his resolution?

[@karaso0]

​@@chrisa3417 He said he'd stop insulting his fighting game opponents.

[@LostOneOmega]

*Smug smile while looking at the chat for validation*

[@incorrectbeans]

stahp taking him outta kahntext g00b

[@bobsmith5088]

I hope he gets chargeback for not putting on the glasses, vest and hat.

[@smward87]

His dents don't know how to do that. Not that they care. It's not their money. It's the governments from their disability checks and/or their parents stolen credit cards.

[@Alxmir23]

trolls dont care about chat talking about trolling. they care about dsp talking about it. chat talking it will make dsp talk about it, which he did. congrats dsp. you've played yourself

[@abny14]

Did he play himself like the may 1st burst?

[@Alxmir23]

@@abny14 every day, in so many ways

[@Azzman2049]

42 year old married incel behaves like a toddler when he loses a game

[@doejoe-es9bg]

I doubt he's an incel... they probably do some type of wiggle in the bedroom

[@gonzo8898]

Well Phil has nothing going for him in life. So his self worth is tied to his worthless rank in a video game. So hitting Master Rank means he can claim he’s not bad at fighting games to prove the haters wrong. And everyone knows you can hit Master Rank with a losing win percentage.

[@k-ondoomer]

Phil isnt an incel moran, he was raised a roman cathloic and has been holding on to his puriTyy since he moved to renton ackackack

[@infamouscheesecake2232]

Phil isn't an incel he has shown that he has no interest in coitus even with his mommy wife

[@k-ondoomer]

@infamouscheesecake2232 I agree actually he actually hates the thought of it

[@TheUncutAngel]

It is insane that he never stops talking about money. It's so fucking insane.

[@LostOneOmega]

I couldn't imagine, personally, doing it. Let alone being around it.

[@brettelmore7855]

it's like he only cares about money, he just can't help it!

[@plosiveattack]

You are just watching detractor content d00d. I don't mention money constantly! They edit it that way! SNORT

[@strelok5661]

i used to think detractors exaggerated his begging, but its literally every 10minutes

[@BooktownBoy]

plutomania noun A passion or craving for wealth. An obsession with money. The delusion that one is wealthy.

[@Crowniecrown]

I COULDNT DO ANYTHING >Counter Hit >Counter Hit >Counter Hit >Punish Counter No, phil. The problem is that you ARE doing something.

[@edwardthompson4600]

42 year old toddler.

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

And at the same 42 year old grandpa with all the things he can't do because he's too old

[@HyperSonicXtreme]

His grey hairs are finally showing.

[@Grandobzen]

​@@HyperSonicXtremewait until his day off so he gets another cut/dye

[@IamAliGamer_]

The amount of excuses he makes is honestly impressive.

[@stevenlobban8162]

It really is quite astonishing 😂 I wonder if he even realises

[@jkdman2007]

His excuses are the same BS.

[@confusedbadger6275]

Which he's been making since he started streaming 16 years ago.

[@umbralecs]

It's really not when you realize it's the same 5 excuses in different order.

[@intotheunknown8774]

It’s a talent in its self

[@AdventuresOfGravox]

“Worst matchup in the game” is one of Gief’s better matchups in the game. What a potato

[@Adversary_Dwimmerlaik]

He should play as Cammy to show us all how easy it is as a TAHP TIER KHARACTUR

[@ashleybrooke2087]

But he might still lose since his superior skills can't compete with button mashing guessing degenerate scrubs who don't earn their wins! Somehow.

[@karaso0]

"Nothing the trolls do effects the channel so let me complain about it all day everyday for the entirety of my youtube career"

[@CorazEQ]

the tip was not co-ordinated BEHIND DA SCENES on phil's secret discord that doesnt exist

[@runshouse]

He is frustrated because he cant turtle like it is 1997.

[@Maye1918]

Nearly half an hour? That's how you know it was a salty night

[@Euphorix099]

Imagine if a sandwich shop just didn’t give you your sandwich after paying for it

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Gave you a spoon to eat the sht out of their ass

[@biscuitbuncream]

I love how Phil has even said that Master rank means nothing, because you don't lose enough points to ever realistically get deranked. So it's purely just how much you play, you are guaranteed to get Master. And even though he knows this, he still treats like reaching Master rank is an achievement of some kind, when it simply isn't.

[@restlesssheep2453]

You are forgetting core DSP logic- It's only good when HE is able to do it. If he can't reach that goal, the goal is stupid and for losers.

[@NavaDownSouth]

it means nothing but he wants "his points" , and if you beat him you're a "try hard" that plays too much. But we all wanna fun chill time! Been playing SF for 30 years but you're just as bad as someone that picked the game up brand new

[@stird.dragon9954]

Nah dood, he made it to master with skill and mind games, he actually is better than anyone else, everyone just spams in lag and use pattern play.ACK ACK ACK

[@PointsofData]

And from what I understand he usually reaches that rank in the first week or so of the game, when people are still figuring it out. Once the game's been around awhile he struggles.

[@DeadEndScreamer]

Didn't he get deranked or am I thinking ot Tekken?

[@DoctorKarkand]

If he loses to a scrub, doesn't that mean he's worse than a scrub?

[@incorrectbeans]

NO. Get debunked.

[@PointsofData]

Shhhhhhhhh

[@protodevilin]

Never seen anybody die to empty jump throw this much in my life.

[@MastaBroshiX]

Mans gonna cope himself into hypertension

[@LostOneOmega]

It has been said that he'll have a heart attack on stream. There's just no avoiding the possibility.

[@CasualRacerRed]

DSP and the effects of "only child syndrome" need to be studied.

[@SarahsKnight0]

There were days as a little kid where I wished I had no older sister. ... Now? I should probably thank my lucky stars that I wasn't an only child, if that meant increasing my chances that I would turn out as entitled and immature as Phil when I reached forty years old.

[@clonexx]

I’m an only child, I’m nothing like him. This is a parenting issue or he’s just mentally broken. This really has nothing to do with being an only child, it has to do with how he was raised. I’ll admit, I get a bit miffed when I see people say pig is like this due to being an only child. I promise you it’s not, it’s the way he was raised. My parents never accepted excuses, they made me take responsibility for all my fuck ups, I had an amazing mother and step father. I’m even a child of divorce when I was 8 with an alcoholic father who abused then abandoned me, and I’m still nothing like this.

[@mikefidborg1]

If throwing tantrums was an Olympic sport, the boy Phil would be some kind of champion.

[@LostOneOmega]

Special Olympics

[@jstratton1981]

A WWE champion?

[@Elshica]

4th place at most. He's too lazy.

[@SynisterNation]

He will always be second to LTG.

[@BindingOfMe]

He would never win, he'd have to be there 'offline' in person 💃

[@blistified]

the cat laughing is killin me

[@Smackrat]

"This is not an open discussion stream" Unbelievable 🤦‍♂

[@bigkongus]

can't even give this dude money without him persecuting you for it, psychotic

[@ultrabeanmachine1583]

Plot twist, he hates cammy because he doesn't want khet to see her and HE'S MARRIED DOOD

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Khet could rock that Cammy leotard, dood! She’s his super-model wife!

[@escapegoat1847]

Gief though... mmmm mmmm!

[@BindingOfMe]

​@@escapegoat1847We all know Fills insatiable lust for sweaty wrestlers

[@jaguarjosh24]

Isnt that point of a fighting game is to guess and try to anticipate the other players moves? What a Child!

[@torchlight1785]

Every fighting game exists solely to destroy Phil’s ego.

[@yepodolopoldo2786]

"Its not me, its Zangief!!" He has lost to, and has hated Cammy, on every character he has picked.

[@DreamsOfGaruda]

Hes straight up petrified when its a Cammy

[@l.i.m.bcommander]

It's hilarious to watch this idiot fall for the same Cammy setups again and again and again and again.....

[@Snakee423]

Is because he doesnt like woman in videogames

[@boozypixels]

"Hmm, a big tip with a positive message... MUST BE A DETRACTOR -- BANNED"

[@Tangozzz]

Akuma scrubs are going to push him over the edge. I can’t wait.

[@spencermcbride3881]

Dude got those 60 blames per second on deck

[@z304legend]

Lol whrn he loses to a Cammy he leaves right away but whrn he beats a Cammy at 16:19 he basically says they're a coward for not rematching and leaving right away lol that is 100% q hypocrite 😂

[@rustyAF]

He’s gotta justify his actions or someone else will call it out. And when they do? BAN

[@CSlinger]

If DSP has shown us anything it’s that anyone can hit Master rank, no matter what level of skill a person has.

[@179107199999]

its the way the game is made. You don't lose a lot of points on losses.anyway real skilled players get to Legend or at least are very high ranked masters. His geif can't. He's a low end "master" he's a "master" that'll feeds high diamond players.

[@ComputersDontFixPaint]

I've noticed that winning gives 55 points and losing takes away 40. If you play 3 games and win once you only lost 25 points. You can basically make it to master as long as your win rate is at least 20%.

[@papazomberu]

22:50 this is one of my favourite moments. He very obviously starts the rush, the guy does his super to counter, and Zangief is still in the animation when he yells "BLAHCK" as if its voice activated and the rush will just stop immediately

[@floatinghamstick]

"I blocked when he did a level 2 super" the delusions of this man is insane.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

If you give IT money you are a FAN

[@kevinramsey417]

Ideally I'm against troll-tipping, but if you can launch him into a 30 minute insane rant, that troll tip is money well spent.

[@PointsofData]

​​​​@@kevinramsey417 Chargeback fraud is a thing and PayPal will pick up on repeated chargebacks, esp large ones, and will at best take away your ability to dispute charges. God help them if they're stupid enough to claim fraud. There will be a day these troll tippers don't win a claim and Phil keeps the money. Not as a group btw, I mean individually they will end up legitimately giving Phil hundreds of dollars. There's also the fact Phil may be lying about losing the chargebacks to lure in big donations from detractors while milking his fanbase for pity coins. Anyone giving him money is a braindead idiot. Him going off about detractors chargebacks for the 50th time this week isn't entertaining, it's stale. He's an entertaining lolcow on his own, no one needs to tip the cow in such a blatant manner that winds up benefitting Phil anyway...even if he loses all the chargebacks, that's giving Phil legitimate reason to say his detractors are hurting his business and his fans will rally together to support him. If you hate Phil, don't throw money at him. Say nothing to him. Give him no reason to complain about you, so his pity coins will dry up.

[@IfYouInsist]

Freaky ass 🥷 ??

[@anomishfish]

There are some exceptions like the Argentinian memberships but otherwise I agree

[@666slateran666]

Yeah right. Argentinans and chargeback chads are unequivocally based

[@brettelmore7855]

it is just me or does DSP have a permanent scowl on his face? it's like he's never really happy, excited about anything. and this guy thinks we detractors are jealous of him. keep coping dave.

[@Krbyfan1]

You are noticing one of two things- 1. His face legitimately droops on one side. It is very noticeable when he soyfaces. 2. Phil has resting bitch face. This probably stems from years of being "happy" with his life.

[@scorpion6328]

I mean, would you be happy if your life was anything like Phil’s? 😂

[@daijodan]

He only genuinely looks excited when he talks about food, gambling, and others' misfortune.

[@tylerlackey1175]

​@@daijodanwhen he insults people he has the biggest smile. Whether it's a dent, a troll, someone more successful than him, he feels genuine happiness when he berates them

[@jakubwroblewski7261]

White LTG is fully developed, Ladies and Joints.

[@Dragonmaw]

The way DSP gets conditioned and downloaded lol

[@nnnooowwwaaayyy]

I’ve heard him say “can’t do anything” so many times. And , you always can do something

[@kewpuh3338]

**drive rushes directly into fireball** i cant do anything!!!!

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Big ups to Kat’s Fat Gunt.

[@grease_monkey6078]

DSP is the gift that keeps on giving

[@peterrzpntkowski942]

Only if the gift you expect is pure salt

[@RmnGnzlz]

I actually appreciate that he says "nothing *I* could do", because that's accurate. Most people could do something, it's just that he can't.

[@justuntheranderson3141]

Where is the glasses and vest he met all his goals

[@Ouroboros619]

Do you want him to be hot and uncomfortable when he's trying to concentrate? He has to work to support his family: his cat and his mo- wife

[@Grandobzen]

Too much work 😂

[@InfestedJester]

Ryu throwing multiple fireballs per match, who would've thought? 😄

[@karaso0]

Yea I heard theirs this new thing gamers do in fighting games called "zoning". This must be what that guy was doing 😏

[@poptart2323]

The fact that you can empty jump and grab to perfect dsp is insane. Imagine someone slapping your face, 1.5 ft away from you every 3 seconds at perfectly timed intervals and you legit never move or put your hands up. That’s dsp. That’s the equivalent of running into the same room in an fps and never killing the guys camping the corner despite knowing they’ve killed you 3 times already from the same exact spot.

[@bobsmith5088]

Sideshow bob rake teir.

[@ScumDogMF]

4 in a row bruv. 4! 😂😂😂

[@Apocalypse754]

Players that overly rely on parry are easy to beat. It's so funny throwing them constantly and it takes 1/5 of their hp

[@daijodan]

"At no point was she ever at risk." Well, yeah that's true.

[@MySupervic]

I can't tell you how much joy it brings me with those clips you add when he gets defeated by a perfect KO. He's such a sore winner and a sore loser.

[@SouthernMenace]

Best comedy on KZbin. The "didn't earn it" rants are just too good.

[@lhadenfeldt]

It’s embarrassing how much of his pride he puts into street fighter. He can’t admit when he gets beat. He always has some random excuse.

[@mr.gorehowl5160]

The noodle punches hahahahah

[@karaso0]

I was waiting for someone to bring this up😂. For all his internet tough guy act it's clear as day the dude has never thrown a single punch his whole life 🤣. My gf could probably light him up if they got in a boxing ring together.

[@stewrmo]

"I love it, I LOVE IT!".

[@bleak2L]

ok the cat laughing in place of dsp might be the best thing ive seen in a detractor vid

[@decidiustv3212]

His upcoming gloat can be smelled from several miles away, not to forget how he's not going to bring up how he blocked people better than him and that this "still proves he's good at the game".

[@konnen7354]

Flipping off the camera is indicative that he was *really* pissed off that night lol

[@LordBeMine]

The "perfect" anti air was too late.. lol what a crybaby.

[@Some1Something]

Can someone help me here? I am worse than beginner in SF, but him saying "can't react to throw online" seems just ... stupid! Throws are 8 frames long in SF6 (5 for the startup, and 3 for a chance to break the throw). This means throws are 130ms long. You are supposed to predict them. The average human reaction time for visual stimuli is 250ms Is DSP delusional enough to believe he has a reaction time faster than average by 52%, or am I missing some SF knowledge?

[@GreyFox2000]

He believes he should be able to react to everything and anything that happens on reaction. Even when it's not possible. It is part of his flowchart playsytle.

[@WontStopMeNow]

Hey DSP, how did you get master rank with Zangief? DSP: "I just blocked all of the players who are better than me."

[@trevorpearlharbor5171]

42 years of age, and he still doesn't know what the "Streisand Effect" is...

[@orpheus1675]

or you could just play a game because you enjoy it and not beg for spare change online, man roach

[@jkdman2007]

These cammys read him like a book.Dave loves to mash parries and hopes a lucky perfect parry, but he can't time it right 99% of the time.t He is a stupid pattern player and his pattern is trash. 😂

[@toddbata8644]

Pretty much this dude plays so cheap he wants all the heavy hitting moves and doesn’t want to work for his wins

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

0:04 Now u can make a spitscreen with DSP and Jay Doing Things when he did his video DSP: The Toxic Video Game Guy! they both gave the finger the same way! LMAO

[@yobuddy852]

I wish for 1 month no one gave him any $$, wanna see him complain and cry😂

[@kennyvv3340]

lmao he keeps saying "IT WONT BLOCK" "MY INPUTS KEEP DROPPING" and "CANT DO ANYTHING" as he very clearly tries to parry an empty jump, drive rushes into a fireball, and just refuses to do an anti-air of any kind

[@Pepespizzeria1]

Guy drops 150 and he won't put anything on, what a terrible loser

[@hoshisato228]

CAN'T BLOCK‼️

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

Me when minecraft doesn't boot up

[@BlakeandRyanVa]

I know grown women who don’t cry this much at a TLC movie 😂

[@shis1988]

Why is he concerned about charge backs if he wins them basically every time, in his own words?

[@Sandstorming99]

lol "THE GAME IS DROPPING MY INPUTS" whenever I have a bad day I love watching Phil struggle to understand how Street Fighter works

[@hemogoblin69]

"when I have a bad day I like to laugh at disabled people"

[@TheWolverineDoll]

"You seem to be operating under the misconception that Burnell Enterprises is a gaming company. It is not. Burnell Enterprises is a fashion modeling agency. And you are not our most valuable asset. That would be the platinum vest, which you, manchild that you are, refuse to wear."

[@jordan20910]

DSP is so easy to trigger, even if it's view botting and/or trolls the best way to deal with it is just acknowledge you have it like "I have this amount of views" and that's it but nope DSP can't help it to bring that it's trolls, DSP literally is his worst detractor. And I'm not even reach the salt mine yet so this will be a nice view.

[@confusedbadger6275]

Who tf would give this cvnt $1.50 let alone 150 ?

[@TheNissejoker]

Bunch of enablers

[@confusedbadger6275]

If Thorax isn't a troll it's OIC making out Phil is getting new dents.

[@Tampontimothy]

Dsp is so trash. Gief beats Cammy. She constantly has to be in his range to be effective. She has no zoning tools. What a trash player he is

[@doejoe-es9bg]

5:00 his eyes of pure unadulterated happyness when he received the money... wow, hell of a drug mate...

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

hey at least he made it to master, that means he's gonna fight the good players, the creme de la creme now he's not just gonna call it a wrap and drop Zangief right after promoting to this rank right ?

[@WazMan]

Loser just uses a rank as a status and not actually as a competitive rank. He thinks him getting to master = good at fighting games. But we see all this evidence of him just sucking, being so salty, playing like an asshat, making up the most ludicrous excuses about how the "game" messed him up, or how "they cant even play" or how "they didnt earn that". Core A gaming was right. Like perfectly right. "my controls dont work" "theyre playing brainless patterns" "they dont know how to play" "im actually timing my moves unlike these losers that are dog shit" "they only care about being sweaty and winning"

[@Acolyte_of_Cthulhu]

150$ tip? what a waste. How on earth did he get diamond..

[@elmangodefuego5526]

Please somebody check up on that poor fight stick. All that hoof mashing is not good for it 😢.

[@2PiecePuzzle]

If he was smart he would say that yes viewbotting does impact the channel by increasing how many ads are being watching which means more money in his pocket.

[@هاديالغامدي-س8ص]

He's not going to insult other players...

[@Charliem1994]

The cat laughing with the DSP audio killed me 😂

[@UNIRockLIVE]

How are they bad players when they are winning?

[@batboy555]

He could keep it in his account just to be safe.

[@rustyAF]

But WWE Champions is like…right there…

[@torchlight1785]

Saving money is for more-ahns.

[@GreaterGoodPrevails]

Memology bro, super grateful for your ongoing detractor content. Thank you!

[@hemogoblin69]

The trump support content wasn't making enough money

[@orpheus1675]

never so elated as when he receives money

[@zeldafreak1975]

"Unsanely unbalanced" 😂😂😂

[@SkyThePegasus]

"Fuck this game!" Then why do you still play it?

[@DaimonAnimations]

FInally reached MAster, just to continue to be pummeled. Nothing changes. xD

[@AeoniseTTV]

We really need a "Can't do anything!" counter going at this point lmao

[@torchlight1785]

So you want a 10 hour montage? Because Phil is allergic to accountability.

[@valrath84]

why would anyone pay this dude 150 dollars for anything at all?

[@catfiish8125]

"Don't give them attention" *pins a message giving them attention* What a clown.

[@shivx1]

I wonder what this reward system DSP keeps talking about is. Everyone for some reason has to earn stuff from him

[@hoovybird4167]

dsp on a mission to block EVERY SINGLE CAMMIE till he can't queue up against one

[@5milemacc737]

11:03 Obviously late AA Lariat 😂how can you say that wasn't deserved?!?!

[@deadexo-3]

Detractors and trolls aren’t going to pay for viewbots on DSP

[@BrandRedacted]

So they're all using the same pattern, but he has to constantly guess what they're going to do? Does that make sense?