it's funny because he unknowingly self pleasured himself publicly you see
@asianapollo0022 ай бұрын
The last time Phil beat his joystick that hard he went viral
@sonicphoenix719 күн бұрын
@@Skunkgasm ironic you oppose that given your username
@DSPTriesItMemology1013 ай бұрын
If I had to guess, I'd say his joystick got ruined because the engineers who made it did everything wrong
@Redribbo3 ай бұрын
exactly he did everything correct
@Black_Revue3 ай бұрын
SALTY THURSDAY!!
@vanguarddnice3 ай бұрын
My man u are legendary 😂😂😂. This chief kiss
@oogabooga78323 ай бұрын
yep, the FGC probably snuck in while he was sleeping to sabotage his joystick. they're just so jealous of him!
@Swymco3 ай бұрын
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 clearly they were not A.C.E. certified
@floatinghamstick3 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the next arc when his new joystick stops working and an 'anonymous user' sends him a new one, along with a heartfelt email that Phil is the last streamer who isn't a clown.
@DSPTriesItMemology1013 ай бұрын
The last real retro gamer alive
@norscout30313 ай бұрын
How he's been a fan since the old days
@RoflCopter7263 ай бұрын
@@norscout3031 "been a fan since Pong in 1972."
@BingChilling420_3 ай бұрын
And it’ll be a $500 joystick too because more expensive means more better ♿️
@doesntmatter58573 ай бұрын
Especially with the hard times our boy is going through after his wife ran away with Tyrone.
@bobtom14953 ай бұрын
"You don't get it dood, it's not my fault. The Joystick isn't able to handle my abuse."
@sswpp89083 ай бұрын
"I paid $300 for this piece of crap. For that price it should be designed to withstand a nuclear blast, much less a few slaps."
@Tezasaurus3 ай бұрын
"Fuck you, you're a terrible player and a terrible person." - The King of Chill, I guess.
@C.S-sj9uf3 ай бұрын
1:55 Dude, you can literally hear him hit or press something on the Joystick. Lol
@GreggEddwards3 ай бұрын
you can clearly hear his hooves stomp on the plastic. hilarious how he acts so confused
@tlingitsoldier3 ай бұрын
Then he raises his hands, acting like that's where his hands were when that happened. Maybe that lack of attention of when he presses buttons is why his moves aren't coming out...
@GuyN0ir3 ай бұрын
I feel like he genuinely doesn’t have a good sense of what his hands are doing. Like there is clearly something wrong with him in that regard. He seems to think he isn’t lying when he says “I’m not pressing anything” while getting counter hit
@tylerlackey11753 ай бұрын
@GuyN0ir if you watch his replays with the inputs he literally never stops inputting shit. Especially motion inputs, he utterly spams probably 3 or 4 × as many inputs as any given opponent. It's insanity
@12hrts3 ай бұрын
@@tylerlackey1175and spamming doesn’t actually work in fighting games anymore. You have to press the combos with the animations if that makes sense. One that’s really like that is mortal kombat. Like you can feel it because your moves literally won’t come out😂 spamming any of the face buttons lead to repeating the same slow base moves. You’d have to know the combo strings
@PenguinWithInternetAccess3 ай бұрын
Whenever Phil faces Cammy his stick shudders in fear
@MortalSora3 ай бұрын
In every since of that sentence...
@MortalSora3 ай бұрын
in every sense of that sentence...
@tizza9633 ай бұрын
“I didn’t touch the joystick!” *hands were clearly on the joystick* 🙄
@venomfuryx32503 ай бұрын
It's funny how he raises his noodle arms as it's some kind of evidence.
@ballad57083 ай бұрын
he really loves putting his hands on joysticks while on camera
@Maca683 ай бұрын
Can even hear an input
@ArsynZ3 ай бұрын
Man, that fight stick is primo. Just the highest quality build to be able to handle those big caveman mashes... What's that? It's broken? He already bought himself a new one and pretended it was from a fake fan? It didn't help at all, and he's back to blaming everything but himself? Forever Level 1.
@darkprincesora80913 ай бұрын
I think these clips were before he got that new fight stick but i have a feeling it's not gonna be long till he breaks that one
@SR1M33 ай бұрын
1:55 you could literally hear him moving his stick and pushing buttons. 🤡🤡
@-suphur3 ай бұрын
You can see him drop his hands to the controller and you can hear a contact noise. 1:55
@Abedeuss3 ай бұрын
He's so trigger and yelling so loud, he can't feel or hear his own hands hitting the controller.
@101kirbyfan3 ай бұрын
You'd think he'd learn not to beat his stick on stream after what happened on May 1st 2016...
@robboss66853 ай бұрын
2016 incident
@awaken843928 күн бұрын
Oh the cameras on
@MikeTheD3 ай бұрын
The new joystick is wincing at this display. Another victim of his temper
@-suphur3 ай бұрын
Then he wonders why his stuff doesn't work after a few months.
@world11x3 ай бұрын
Complaining about his joystick not working as he yanks it around is comedy, this is the biggest bozo in gaming
@OldNito3 ай бұрын
Imagine the shame Kat must feel walking past that office and hearing her husband beating a joystick and shouting "ooga booga" for money.
@AlexandraSpeaks3 ай бұрын
I would love a dsp getting perfected compilation those are my favorites ❤
@eth03 ай бұрын
But it has to have a seal laugh remix after each one. 😂
@debroofgreen3 ай бұрын
They did nothing to earn that win
@ProfessorxVile3 ай бұрын
They're pushing buttons like a scrub!
@Nic94583 ай бұрын
I just love that Phil’s response to the controller maybe having issues, is to hit it, smack it, and press and mash all the buttons really hard…that will totally get it to work and not damage it more
@V1dW4tcher3 ай бұрын
That money could had gone to blood work for Jasper, but Philbert has to play on a pad instead of a controller.
@fadessen38193 ай бұрын
And still get his ass beat lol.
@Stickyfingers883 ай бұрын
most people in the fgc call controllers pads.
@lukelaser53973 ай бұрын
Most people in the fgc have brain damage as well. Like phil and all of you.
@Flamebreakerful3 ай бұрын
you mean "play on stick instead of pad"? lol
@saturn5803 ай бұрын
42-year-old infant breaking his toys. 🤣
@ashen-one--x3 ай бұрын
oh thats perfect 😂😂
@GinSoakedBrain3 ай бұрын
The joystick did nothing wrong. It did everything correct.
@celiafrostborn3 ай бұрын
Nah duud, then the detractors would get live film or pictures of him. He can't give that kind of power to a bunch of losers right XD. He just cares too much about what others think, he is so pathetic...
@enokdnb73883 ай бұрын
Wow, this comp really showcases just how absurd his behavior is for his age. Pathetic.
@dustinalan84253 ай бұрын
If you're a terrible person in life you get reincarnated as his joystick... Or his chair
@Xeroph6193 ай бұрын
"Oh.. the camera's been on the whole time.. huh"
@CamusSC3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@drkRoss893 ай бұрын
I hope he respawns as Wings of Redemption's chair. **Squeak**
@peterevans28543 ай бұрын
Or him 👻👻
@NoWittyNameDevised3 ай бұрын
I imagine being reincarnated as the crusty Zelda jammies is the worst punishment.
@-suphur3 ай бұрын
I noticed that he already started pounding on the new stick too.
@Trinioutsider343 ай бұрын
What really? He's a idiot if he's doing that already.
@DrMonty-yr1kc3 ай бұрын
@@Trinioutsider34Yup, it wasnt as agressive but I heard noises that no fightstick should make…so yeah he is punching it already
@Trinioutsider343 ай бұрын
@@DrMonty-yr1kc Christ almighty! I own that same extract stick and treat it like a baby.
@EsteemedReptile3 ай бұрын
Slapping them hooves
@Valentineishere3 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, you be a loser too if you genuinely spend 400 bucks on that
@madphantompixels64783 ай бұрын
Dood this joystick is tewibble no matter how hard I hit it It doesn't help me win! /snort. Honestly the guy is pathetic. LOL the irony of him calling the Ken a neanderthal as he grug smashes his joystick.
@EsteemedReptile3 ай бұрын
"Grug smashes" Fuck I love that 😂
@pigroachman87123 ай бұрын
The rage at 4:09 with the HOW CAN I WIN and intentional joystick breaking is legit one of the best salt filled moments of all time.
@EagleEric_VA3 ай бұрын
DSP seriously needs to go outside and touch some grass.
@anon36313 ай бұрын
He is paranoid, thinking people are out there to get him.
@ProfessorxVile3 ай бұрын
That would LIDURULLY put in family in danger, dood! \🐷/
@averagejackmedia6093 ай бұрын
Next, he'll buy the $300 razer leverless.. because that's what all the FGC (That he hates) is using. "Gonna improve my gameplay because each direction is its own button," and he'll still complain about dropped inputs.
@theofficialhankhill32803 ай бұрын
if that happens he won't even learn any of the SOCD shortcuts that make using leverless so good lmao
@iRock_7503 ай бұрын
You can beat DSP if you just press buttons. 😆
@TheSlashd0t3 ай бұрын
Dood, not just DSP. You can beat all FGC players, poverty, war and hunger just by spamming buh-ins 😂
@randomname43443 ай бұрын
Rest in pieces to the joystick that got abused
@konnen73543 ай бұрын
Philbert: I'm gonna start winning *now* Also Philbert: *proceeds to not win*
@georgedavidson9573 ай бұрын
We now need to rescue khat, jasper AND his joystick collection.
@xxcffff82753 ай бұрын
The quanba he has and the vectrix have the SAME EXACT BUTTON AND JOYSTICK LAYOUT AND SAME SANWA PARTS. The regard paid 400$ for a new case...... instead of spending 30$ for a replacement joystick... if it was even broken which I doubt...😂 he s mentally insane
@oswaldbelderiver62303 ай бұрын
He has $1000 worth of joysticks for this console generation in his room right now. Process this.
@davo97743 ай бұрын
Now the stick doesn't drop his inputs. Capcom drops his inputs. FK Capcom!
@ashleybrooke20873 ай бұрын
Always has been.
@Evan.2803 ай бұрын
Capcom specifically has someone watching his game, and pushes a button to drop his inputs
@woobiehastelly3 ай бұрын
And FK Nintendo dood!!
@vicblatz52043 ай бұрын
@@Evan.280 Capcom must have hired the Comcast detractor to interfere with Phil's online inputs. In every single game.
@honeydarlinggaming91563 ай бұрын
I guess Phil will have to buy a new copy of Street Fighter. Or he'll have to have a dent donate him a new capcom.
@TheSlashd0t3 ай бұрын
Even in death I still serve. - Dreadnought Fightstick
@droclorefield64383 ай бұрын
The unofficial DSP Smash! Volume 3
@wormwood50733 ай бұрын
This comes off more as impotency than anger
@ProfessorxVile3 ай бұрын
Impotent manbaby rage is the only kind of rage Phil has.
@Maxehs3 ай бұрын
He beats his joystick to keep people from remembering him beating his other joystick live on twitch in front of kids
@smuj773 ай бұрын
The relationship between his input readings from the stick and the ability of the software, processing hardware and worldwideweb is more dramatic than anything I’ve ever seen
@DrunkDoglol3 ай бұрын
Oh, I see the problem now! It isn't that he has spent over $700 on joysticks and has bought SF6 on both Xbox and PlayStation ... He needs to play on PC! hint hint
@Evilj822 ай бұрын
This comment aged well as he does have a new PC now lol
@SilentWeaponsIIl3 ай бұрын
Joystick should file a restraining order like Khet
@MortalSora3 ай бұрын
DSP's joystick: "Why am I here? Just to suffer? My buttons...I can still feel them."
@Crispi_Kreme3 ай бұрын
Few years from now, he’ll go through thousands of dollars because of his constant abuse of joysticks. Calling it now 😂
@GraveMemories3 ай бұрын
I think the gout will get him before that
@merlinlemmerdeur74173 ай бұрын
DSP's new joystick after just one session of SF6 : *I'm tired, boss*
@Vangror3 ай бұрын
This joystick smashing compilation is a worthy successor to the Gojitenks rage compilation
@SupaCarlosUltima3 ай бұрын
Beating it like it owes him tips.
@adamalmighty50643 ай бұрын
He’s been very careful with that new controller. Give it a couple of sessions, he’s going to make mincemeat out of it. 😂
@sonicswag903 ай бұрын
The Joystick that started it all
@bobbyadamson23333 ай бұрын
This 48 year old man rages on stream for the entire world to see every single night of his life
@shadowshoganyt34383 ай бұрын
Man child would be a better word
@LeeONardo3 ай бұрын
10:20 - One of my favorite quotes "You didn't f'king beat me" the way he says it is so childish along with the win screen staring him in the face.
@antoniosapienza948020 күн бұрын
Hearing him talk about priority is so comical 😂
@YoutubeStyleChannel3 ай бұрын
Bashing a controller/stick is one thing, but when he scrunches up his face and forces the stick side to side, it really outlines he has anger management issues, it's self-destructive, he wants to break something to feel better.
@mauriciohiure21923 ай бұрын
damn, just when i was about to go sleep Memology drops this banger, guess i'm drinking some coffee while laughing at The Guy
@DiabloPablo423 ай бұрын
"Why should I ever play the game again" he exclaims as he continually streams the game weekly.
@Blackcherrysyrup3 ай бұрын
"He won't ever touch me like that. 😢" -Kat Burnell
@point-bl4nk3 ай бұрын
1:56 *clearly audible touch* Phil: i dIdN't tOuCh tHe jOyStIcK
@Slakkmichael3 ай бұрын
Can DSP for once lose in a fghting game without having a complete meltdown?
@2509146166721523 ай бұрын
nope, his ego is too big and too fragile
@calgriff19003 ай бұрын
thanks for compiling these clips. best clip is when he just decides hes gonna win, spoiler he didnt
@ScumDogMF3 ай бұрын
I can't believe he really went for it.
@rellsw023 ай бұрын
Rest in peace to the other Joysticks, and I don't think this new one will fair any better.
@ganjininja81463 ай бұрын
"you didnt hit me once...you just hit button" - DSP
@risefm0013 ай бұрын
Hooves angrily smashing.
@dxgrief3 ай бұрын
FGC champion doesn’t know frame advantage, the self awareness is real lol
@Happyjuice9123 ай бұрын
Doesnt understand frame advantage, mixups, RPS, or fighting games in general it seems.
@unsaltedskies3 ай бұрын
@@Happyjuice912 "has this guy every played a Street Fighter before?" - NYChrisG
@jordandennis67943 ай бұрын
He expects every fighting game to play like Street Fighter Turbo. If it doesn't, the fighting game suck
@Happyjuice9123 ай бұрын
@@jordandennis6794 Thats the funniest part though. At a fundamental level, every single fighting game has the same concepts of advantage/disadvantage, neutral, etc. Street fighter 6 vs turbo is no different. All his excuses of pattern play, lag, mashing, etc, its all bullshit, he is just a scrub.
@jordandennis6794Ай бұрын
@@Happyjuice912 yep
@ShadowFox10587O3 ай бұрын
Street fighter 6 is the gift that keeps on giving
@MajorQuack122 ай бұрын
If being in that dust infested hellhole wasnt enough to break any electronic that enters that "office", than Pjil trying to recreate The Fappening with his joystick defintly isn't doing it any favors either.
@Draconated3 ай бұрын
>"That I spent 300 dollars on" I thought a fan donated this stick? Dood can't even remember his own narrative.
@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly3 ай бұрын
Nah that clip was the stick before the new one, older clip.
@BattleBro773 ай бұрын
Old stick
@Jhgykjhuih3 ай бұрын
"The guy sucks and I can't beat him" 😂
@lankey69693 ай бұрын
Phil cried like this until one of his simps bough him a new fight stick and he still got bodied.
@Krispen_Wah3 ай бұрын
he bought it himself don't fool yourself
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
If I were acting like this at 42 i'd walk into the sea.
@Abedeuss3 ай бұрын
He's spent more on his joysticks/fighting pads in the last year than his actual streaming setup in a decade...
@Black_Revue3 ай бұрын
Ragin' Pigroach Presented by Ryan Denthead
@invertedxxxi3 ай бұрын
This comment made me laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes straight. I hate you.
@CasualRacerRed3 ай бұрын
Phil Burnell and the effects of "Only Child Syndrome" need to be studied
@SleepyChonkyCat3 ай бұрын
@4:20 I thought he was gonna say, ‘I didn’t touch my joystick!’ 😂
@MetalsirenIXI3 ай бұрын
banging a $400 joystick someone else paid for is wild
@mazder360Ай бұрын
I thought that opening song was gonna be "why are we still here? Just to suffer" it really would've fit
@webreakforsquirrel42013 ай бұрын
Whenever you are mad at life just watch some DSP and you will be uplifted knowing you are not DSP.
@madphantompixels64783 ай бұрын
Guise I'm serious now, if you are or know of a joystick being abused tell someone. You could save a joystick. /snort
@PGFXKiu3 ай бұрын
"All of her normals have insane priority" Phil. That's literally not a mechanic. Normals and attacks just don't have some random sort of "priority" that will just beat everything else. "Everything I hit beats everything you do" Have you thought about maybe, perhaps, you're just mashing and choosing the wrong options? Gold. Absolute gold. This dude is so entirely bad at games, lmfao
@MetalForce453 ай бұрын
@2:21 clearly blames the stick. quickly realises that goes against the narrative, pretends he was calling the player trash and not the fight stick itself. GOOD JOB PHIL
@corvoyami3192Ай бұрын
Maybe he is not actually lying about the stick not working because of how many time he slaps it 😂
@TheAxeGrinder3 ай бұрын
Basically, here's a whiny baby...
@MTown5873 ай бұрын
What a chill positive compilation
@TheSpyder513 ай бұрын
Netcode,lag,dropped inputs for almost 2 decades
@DeimionWolf3 ай бұрын
Phil being at sub 1500 MR is always heartwarming
@cooper_felix3 ай бұрын
Honestly would find it hilarious if he had a hand cam for his fight stick so that we can see all those dropped inputs fr
@tyb.5313 ай бұрын
“The guy sucks and I can’t beat him…!”
@ViolentDoughnut3 ай бұрын
4:03 “Just jump and mash a fucking button like a scrub!” While he literally does the exact same thing lmao
@jordon1141Ай бұрын
why is the way he does it so out of context LMFAO
@1MeanOrange3 ай бұрын
Bro, I have been waiting for this video for a while now 😂
@Father2ALegacy3 ай бұрын
Using Yoshimitsu and bitching like that is insane lmao. He only uses the best characters
@MaztRPwn3 ай бұрын
Lmao, Yoshimitsu has passive healing, sword normals, is pretty fast, can fly and easily blender people but Phil still sucks.
@cooper_felix3 ай бұрын
Also flash being an insanely powerful tool if you know how to use it correctly
@Hulkdude20993 ай бұрын
No matter how many times dsp says he’s changed all you have to do is watch him play fighting games and you can see the real him come out.
@RadicalJawzFunnyMoments3 ай бұрын
Thanks for this video man. I’ve been looking for Phil punching his joystick XD
@PaperThinnGlennHall3 ай бұрын
70 year old has a stroke on stream
@SrCarlo203 ай бұрын
Before it was a 62 y.o stroking it on stream 😮💨
@SkyTheKoala3 ай бұрын
1:56 I love that we can HEAR him hit the controller, and yet "WHAT JUST HAPPENED I LITERALLY DIDNT TOUCH IT AND IT OPENED THIS BY ITSELF I DID NOTHING WRONG!"
@MrCandyland893 ай бұрын
Its just sickening the amount of domestic violence that goes on in that family home.
@Hurricane0473 ай бұрын
if the anonymous user was real that'd be such a dick move to start destroying such an expensive gift because of his childish anger fits
@kada04203 ай бұрын
I like phil telling phil to relax
@QuantumLeaper863 ай бұрын
60 Blames per second is a skill only bill can achieve
@runningwithflair3 ай бұрын
Remember guys he's a chill streamer and a 4th place finsher at Evo
@JerDog19843 ай бұрын
You can hear he literally smacked the joystick when the button activated