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Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 3 kids and over 300+ videos. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
In addition to Dude Dad©, I have been in numerous TV shows, commercials, and have regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I will also be hosting my own TV show called "Super Dad" on the new Magnolia Network / Discovery+. Heidi and the kids will also be a part of the show. I am originally from the rural community of Howard, South Dakota.
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[@drew1467]

You forgot the part where you arrive at church, smile, greet everyone, and act like your life is completely put together and you and your wife didn’t just have a screaming match at home and you pretend you don’t wanna leave the kids in the nursery and classrooms the rest of the day.

[@Normanforbis_official]

I got a laugh out of this 😂

[@ashfam5]

Done this many times 😂

[@erinmyers8603]

Exactly 😂😂

[@earlysaskatchewangardener7227]

Haha no doubt. Been there done that!

[@jameskirby8086]

Throwing the dress at her face was great. So true. Only because it makes you laugh

[@helenramsdell1959]

I think getting ready and out the door to church is the reason why we need to be in church. 😂😂

[@hsmerz3756]

I felt that 100%. Always Sunday morning. It makes me feel better knowing other people do the exact same thing. I'm sad, but happy🥺😅🧐😖

[@adedow1333]

Me too. I've had these exact same arguments with my husband and kids.

[@zaynamoore]

Lol...I thinks it's a universal family experience. Sure there are "kodak" moments but on the whole this video represents the reality of daily parenting. And now that my kids are adults, I can watch this stuff and be grateful it's all over. Oh, and lmao. :D

[@kathydonaldson863]

Seriously! And why is it so much harder to get ready and out the door for church than school? 😅

[@graceyfreeman2502]

You are a wonderful human being...

[@snag001]

@@zaynamoore Every time I watch videos like this, I remember the yelling, the crying...me, my husband (the yelling, no crying), our daughters, and sometimes the dogs. Now I can laugh because it wasn't funny then lol

[@gracehuber6038]

You guys are every couple with small kids and I love it! The part where Heidis like, “Ask me how much sleep I got last night! Ask me!” I can’t tell you how many times we’ve had that conversation. Thanks for normalizing the crazy!

[@Mama_Bear524]

I felt that part to my core

[@nikifrazier4424]

That's is totally me and my husband too. Lol

[@willday990]

Going to church with kids and trying to have a spiritual experience after the fights with family to get ready and get there on time is one of the true Christian challenges. Also, this is why the church should have a coffee shop named He Brews.

[@JodieHosey]

Our church has one called He Brews. Its open between services.

[@eeaotly]

He Brews! That's a good one!

[@LadyMaria]

We give out free coffee after Liturgy. It's really good stuff.

[@TheNurseWhoLovedHim]

That's epic! I'm laughing out loud right now!

[@johannaholmgren8088]

Perfect name hahahaha!!!!

[@sharingchabadinspiration]

Its getting even better! Taylor imitating his kids! Great job! 😂🤦‍♀️😂👍 heidi just ❤ these!

[@CM-pf1xc]

That baby acting was on point!

[@gailshepherd3647]

I wonder if they know just how much their small happy videos brighten someone with depression. I hope they know that they help me get through it when I’m battling depression really hard.

[@jared9933]

That’s so heart warming hope you have a good week

[@hickchick4494]

I hope you have a happy, bright and blessed day! 😁❤ And kick depressions ass 🤜💥

[@isabelwall1714]

Right there with you Gail. ❤️

[@mangot589]

Sorry to hear that. Videos like this really help to see it’s not all doom and gloom, and there is “regular” life! Hang in there. Number one tip? Get off MSM, and social media. All they are is bad news. Always.

[@loraleepooley3669]

Me too

[@natev3030]

The only thing that would have made this sketch more perfect would have been showing them getting to church and acting all happy like they are the perfect family. I was so hoping that's how it was going to end.

[@Mama_Bear524]

Omg yes 😂

[@andrealmoseley6575]

John Crist has that one

[@Brittbritt15]

Same!

[@johannaholmgren8088]

@@ldoe8731 Geez were you sitting behind me or something?? My daughters were reasonably behaved (and by that I mean not actually punching each other or calling each other names) but they'd still have hissy fits with each other. Meanwhile my son, the youngest, would be entertaining everyone in the surrounding pews by climbing onto the back of the one in front and then diving off. Or he'd be crawling around the floor trying to put the kneelers down on everyone's feet. It was always a circus. One time on our way out, a little old lady came up to me and said "Maybe you should try to control your children. It's VERY distracting for everyone!" Another little old lady came up right behind her, put her hand on my arm and said "Don't pay any attention to her, Dear. She's just a miserable old thing. You're doing fine!" I loved her for that.

[@milijaros5138]

You forgot the part when you're all finally in the car and someone remembers they forgot to go to the toilet... oh the joy of having kids 😂

[@sloppyjos1]

Wow. This hit the nail on the head. "Ask me how much sleep I got." Love it. I get that all the time.

[@sharilynn3024]

I am convinced this is the reason most churches have several different service times, so families with kids can actually make at least ONE SERVICE!😂

[@DawnAAA]

Hahahaha so true. We have like 5 3 different hours in the morning And two in the evenings

[@stephanieriches1022]

And we're still late 🤪🤣

[@rosepistilli223]

You forgot the baby being covered in poop when you take him out of the seat😂

[@tatianalegolas6736]

His screaming at them to get in the car while they are still hiding had me in stitches.

[@rosew7962]

Can't tell you how many times we drove to church all pissed off when the kids were little! 😅

[@juliebranton1730]

We still do that and my kids are teens 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@brianboehmer43]

Every....single...week.

[@blueifer]

I go annoyed at my husband, I don’t even have kids 😂

[@magnolia8626]

Well, hopefully Jesus brought the love back for y'all every Sunday!

[@blueifer]

@@magnolia8626 oh yeah.

[@karlyhitchcock7730]

Having 3 kids (2 boys and a girl the same ages as they do) this speaks to my soul. Especially Juno not wanting different dresses😂😂

[@jessicaroth7439]

I am im the phase of just making sure my kids are wearing the nice sweatpants.

[@ladynic8250]

This is PURE GENIUS… so full of TRUTHS and FACTS. My husband and I have 3 kids and it was CRAZY and HECTIC trying to get ready and go to church in the morning. I love watching this family♥️

[@anthropologybear2941]

Hilarious. This is a parody of real life with young children on a Sunday morning. I finally listened to my mom and had the 5 children lay out their Sunday clothes (including belts, ties, hair accessories and socks and shoes) the night before. They arranged them like a little person on the bedroom floor. The frustration of frantically searching at the last minute ended.

[@vvrr6757]

I personally lay out 6 kids stuff the night before... doesn't help much for me unfortunately. lol

[@anthropologybear2941]

@@vvrr6757 Hi, VV RR. The key is to let the children lay out their own outfit selections in the shape of a kid on the floor. You inspect the ensemble and give approval once they announce they are ready for your inspection. Make it a game by talking to the clothing "kid" on the floor and then say goodnight to both the human child and the fascimile. Younger than 4 yrs old will still need to be dressed. However, some of the older children will be happy to support the younger ones if they need help.

[@davidshumski4629]

Heck I'm 64 and still my wife that she should have had my clothes laid out like a little man.

[@ajdewings]

I think Heidi should do a "shopping with kids" video (with Taylor as the kids, of course!). That would be hilarious

[@larrysteinerjr4832]

That is so spot-on for our Sunday mornings. With four kids all under the age of 9 there's nothing easy about Sunday morning. I don't know if Lionel Richie was thinking right.

[@katrinamoore9443]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vvrr6757]

we have 6, oldest is 8! haha. This is us every sunday and every time we leave the house. lol

[@llamasugar5478]

The man was clearly single at the time . . .

[@carlye.3093]

I had 6 children age 10 and under....

[@sarahschroeder4739]

O that song🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@Banyo__]

That moment between the parents at the end felt so real...like I'm upset, but like, we're in this together, so let's go get some coffee and forget this stupid morning!

[@AlyJeann]

"Just pick something up!" I 100% expected him to throw Heidi over his shoulder and book it to the van!

[@KrynnTheDragon]

Can we address the fact that those dresses fit him. Those were NOT his daughters dresses! 😂

[@LadyMaria]

And they were just fabulous.

[@spark5012]

Thank you! Various possibilities went through my mind. The dresses were a little small on him, thankfully, which leaves the possibility that his wife owns three childlike, costumey princess costumes or that he rented them, plus the hat.

[@MommaSkelly]

Honestly, This is why we don't go many places here in this house lol. Between the games of "wheres my shoes" or "These socks feel weird. Now these pants feel weird. WHY are they so weird!!" Yeah ... by the time we're ready to go some days I'm already done and just don't even wanna go anymore lol. THEN!!! Then, the days I PLAN for the extra time to get everyone ready and to fight the battles of getting ready... THOSE days it's a breeze and we end up all dressed 30mins before time to go..... but since we have to wait guess what.... SHOES come off, socks!! Omg lol it's endless 😂😂😂 Love my kids though, I know this chaos is temporary and there will be a part of me that will miss it when they outgrow it.

[@jankirschke7425]

You sure will miss it, and you’ll wonder how you ever managed it all. I had four children in six years. People used to say, “You sure have your hands full.” At the time things ran like a well oiled machine and I never thought it was a lot of work. The key was discipline on my part and theirs. I always had to be prepared, and I made darn sure they were obedient. Now they are ages 34-40. If I had a chance to do it over I sure would! (Don’t get me wrong, some days were a bear!!!)

[@jogger1987]

Holy shit the sock thing is driving me crazy. Either my son's socks or shoes feel weird. Doesn't matter if they are new shoes or socks, something doesn't feel right, ALWAYS.

[@_.ChildOfGod._]

I feel you in this. It is a delicate baldness of rushing/ having kids ready a bit too early and then having to get the shoes and socks back on. I laughed the ENTIRE way through this video. I love my kids so much and now that they are older it is easier but just like they say you'll miss the messes you'll miss these days too( in some ways). I noticed one day the mess of toys getting less and less and I actually teared up. Lol

[@opinionatedone]

@@jankirschke7425 Same! My four are now between 17 and 22. Miss those crazy hands-full days already.

[@maggierobertson2962]

Already waiting on the follow up: "leaving the house WITHOUT kids!"

[@DudeDad]

So much easier, yet still a struggle 😂

[@lorifromtemeculaca426]

And... "returning to the house" after kids were left alone! ;-)

[@maggierobertson2962]

@@DudeDad emotionally it's a nightmare, physically it's GLORIOUS.

[@brandycarr5378]

Definitely 100% true…I can herd cats better than getting my kids out the door😂

[@clairemcclory7667]

I used to tell my chronically late husb and step-daughter: “it’s like herding cats!” Then I had it pointed out to me how “herding” sounded in our Midwest accent…so now I use the phrase “wrangling cats” and also I swear at them

[@chanceporter5286]

Nailed It! "you make me sad daddy", I get that all the time!!

[@jogger1987]

Dude it happened to me this evening.....

[@randomrebecka6778]

I don’t know which part of this I love more. How accurate it is with a little girl to be fighting over what outfit to wear, the fact that you turn around and Theo‘s got a brand new toy out and then he gets all upset because you Yellit him after asking kindly 100 times or when he remembers the baby he just kind of sprinkle that food all over the place and the baby gets so excited and the pacifier just pops right out! My kids are older now about 10 years I have three also but I can’t tell you how hard it was to get out the door for anything especially Church. Thanks for making me laugh

[@liesl7485]

This is my 4 year old EVERY time I'm in a hurry 😂 The blurred out undressed "child" was genius by the way 👍

[@andrewtimko4473]

Me too

[@melindapayne6078]

Your impression of Heidi singing that song while getting ready for church was hilarious!

[@jengentry06]

In our house, I was the one trying to get myself and four kids ready to go AND lunch started and in the oven so that it would be ready when we got home while my hubby did.... y'know, even all these years later, I have no idea what my hubby did on Sunday mornings. 🤣😉

[@christamcconathy1495]

Same….

[@Mama_Bear524]

Same

[@MomOfSeven123]

Same

[@br33zy771]

he was hiding!

[@jengentry06]

@@br33zy771 lol! Are you speaking from experience? 😜😆

[@twilighttime]

Every depiction of his lovely children and wife was magnificent😂🤣. The mannerisms and facial expressions were so accurate, this is talent.👍🏻

[@GradKat]

I particularly love the bit where he goes to feed the baby and just upends a jar over the baby’s tray!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cindizdrinc7320]

I’d love to see a reaction video from Heidi! (along with the kids too, maybe!) This made me laugh out loud quite a few times! 😄

[@quiznut1]

See latest post! :)

[@lyndalou860]

I absolutely love how he plays all the parts of the family. So super hilarious, and relatable.😂

[@kellyjean233]

It's hilarious how accurate this is. Down to me singing worship songs alone in the bathroom. At least we aren't the only ones. 😂

[@ERBeck]

The screaming “get in the car!” That triggered me. Six kids, a mom and one impatient dad. Ya, it was like that. Only without the coffee. It would have been smoother if they were drinkers. 😂😂

[@RyanWehr]

Seriously parents, god bless each and every single one of you

[@johannaholmgren8088]

Yesssss!! Our Sunday mornings were ALL THE SAME. Although it would be me, Mom, getting the kids fed and dressed, as well as myself after a night of no sleep, while Dad just lounged around getting his coffee etc. And then he couldn't figure out why I was mad, and would proceed to lecture me allllll the WAYYYYY about my "anger issues". And how I'd better go to Confession. It's a wonder I never actually killed him and threw his body out of the car.

[@beckyphipps9206]

This was cute, but to be honest I have NEVER seen a dad do that much of the "getting ready". Not saying those unicorn dads don't exist, but I've never seen it.

[@MomtoaFullHouse]

That was exactly what I was thinking! As a mom to 5, I did ALL of this myself on those 7 minutes of sleep. And a bath? HA! That did NOT happen! * My husband is a truck driver and works nights when he's local so a lot of times he wasn't even home to help out. *

[@johannaholmgren8088]

Hahaha,yeah, that was my thought too. "Wait....TAYLOR is getting the kids ready?"

[@jessicapoindexter60]

To be honest, this is my husband, and I'm in the one hanging out in the bathroom getting ready while he gets the kids ready!

[@christinebubb6658]

The "you haven't eaten yet?" question, YES! We have 3 littles with a 4th on the way and I feel like we have to strategize Saturday night to be ready for Sunday morning!

[@lordvlygar2963]

When he has the pigtails and yellow jacket. I really thought that was "That's Inappropriate" mom makong a cameo. Hahahaha

[@katysmith3379]

I remember those days. Can't tell you how much easier it is now that my kids are teens (not sarcasm, I swear 🤣).

[@Mama_Bear524]

Right?! But having to dress another person is so freeing

[@Mrs.J.D.B]

Thanks for giving us with little ones some hope 😂

[@katush80]

So funny on so many levels. No wonder why my husband and I just sit in silence by the end of the night, especially by weeks end. It's like you're in battle every day. 😂

[@skor14god]

You gave me flashbacks to when my kids were that little. The search for the shoes... oh my. So thankful that my husband often makes sure the kids are fed and such so I could have a less stressful morning. Soaking up kids who dress themselves, make coffee and cook breakfast. Those early years are worth the fruit of older capable children.

[@nslilpandagirl]

So accurate on many points !!! Great video and editing love it ! Your friends in Wisconsin!

[@DudeDad]

Thank you and tell your folks I says Hi!

[@fshs6187]

Haha I love the Lauren Daigle 💕💕

[@tiffanysimmons3528]

Never before has a video been so spot on!! I have 4 kids (14,6, and 5 year old twins) and this is every Sunday morning. My secret tip is belvita breakfast bars in the car, then breakfast is not an issue lol

[@AllyCakes12]

OMG I love your imitation laugh of Juno in the beginning 😂

[@crystalrose4296]

Omg loved this. I have 3 kids under 4 years old and I always tell my husband trying to get out the door is a PROJECT lol 🤣👏

[@karenadams8642]

This was our favorite video yet and our kids got a kick out of it too, especially Dude Dad acting like a baby 😆We are in the same stage, I've been saying for years that leaving the house is the absolute hardest part of parenting!

[@rachelochoa674]

Apparently Heidi and I say the exact same thing when our husband ask “what can I help you with” 😂🤣

[@ryanc8188]

Watching this is EXACTLY!! Like my 4 year old and his train polar express train 🤣🤣🤦

[@ritam8712]

This stressed me out so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samanthalynne7143]

Keep it up!! You guys are always awesome. Much love!

[@haleyanne86]

The struggle is 100% real... I have 3 kids (my oldest is soon to be 12 with ASD, my middle child is 6.5 and my youngest is almost 3) and I'm always the one that has to make sure that my girls are getting up and dressed everyday for school and church (on Sundays). It's a lot harder for my oldest because she doesn't always hear or listen when we (my husband and I) tell her things "on the 1st try". We have to tell her over and over and when she doesn't listen, out comes the screaming! My middle and youngest pretty much are easy listeners and will do what we ask when it comes to doing what we ask, but for oldest... forget it!

[@WaiferThyme]

Hahaha this was so awesome! Ty for the belly laughs!

[@lulahbelle970]

Interesting with the dad rounding everyone up. Haven't experienced that. Curious what Heidi's rendition would be. On any day of the week😉

[@kes12able]

My thoughts exactly!

[@jacquelynroe9036]

My husband does a lot of the rounding up in the morning at this particular phase of life while I’m exhausted pregnant with baby #3 (I also have a chronic health condition that makes mornings tough). It’s SO awesome of him 🙏🏻💛🙂

[@theresathekid8261]

Omg the puffs for the baby sooo me as a mom right now.

[@robinanderson724]

Love it, absolutely love it!! Maybe having my kids 13 years apart helped with this problem but I still love! Try potty training one while teaching the other how to drive, now that’s stressful!

[@SteveHartmanVideos]

"DAD, WATCH DIS!" lol so true!

[@Kate-bi9dh]

Ouch! That’s a tough morning! A trick I used to use when babysitting multiple kids was competition and bribery: first kid ready and in the car gets to pick where we go to lunch

[@kaykru1196]

I have 4 kids under 6 years old. I was thinking how hard it is to get everyone ready (including myself) for church days but thought..."you got to choose which *difficult thing* you want to do!!" It's hard to get them ready every time, but it would be even more difficult to raise children without them learning important Biblical truths ❤️. (Be ye kind, children obey your parents, right/wrong, the Love God has for us and the salvation he offers.)

[@leahr.2620]

Best part was the baby rolling over at the end😂

[@pryscillamello5845]

So true 90% of the time couples get to church after fighting over something kid related that cause you to be late🤦‍♀️

[@mattlindsey]

“You’re fine” the infamous replacement by parents for what should be “I’m sorry”

[@tinaperez7393]

He really only had one option as an answer at the end there. 😂🤣😂😳😩😸

[@fallaciousfeelings]

Thank you thank you thank you!! I need comedy in my life. Especially relatable parent comedy!

[@jenner81]

Theo is my 8 year old ADHD son getting ready for school every single morning!! 🤣 Trust me, it's not as funny in real life!

[@SamanthaAndersonArtist]

Every. Sunday. LOL! Though I'd love to see the reverse role where mom is the one running around while dad does his morning routine (pooping for 45 minutes, obviously, just in time to eat and load up the car.) 🤣

[@tomthinks2089]

Boy is this spot on. Especially the part with your older son. Lol.

[@jmach952]

As a mom of 9 can I just say how accurate this is?! Hilariously accurate.

[@misterj597]

Do I even remember the days of getting ready with out kids? I’m sure it must have been heaven, but I surely can’t recall. How many years until they’re all moved out? Too many.

[@Nerfherder-oo7iv]

The scene with the baby dumping the puffs🤣🤣 “you hungry buddy?” Lmao been there many times

[@brisfuncollection597]

🥰😂oh gosh!!! Too funny!! I feel the same now that we’re yelling and late we’re going to church!! At least they didn’t have to stop @ Starbucks before church too!!! We have to get our coffee !!! That’s our family totally!!! I love it!!! 🥰😊👍👍😂 Have a Blessed week Guys !!!

[@brisfuncollection597]

Oh lol!!! I 😂 was laughing so much I missed the last line about stopping for coffee 🥤☕️🏆!! 😉👋😂!!!

[@erk44]

GET OUT HERE!!!! GET IN THE CAR!!!!! lol. Also "I got 7 minutes of sleep last night." FINNNEEEEE!!!! So funny. So true

[@ajarnt9050]

This is your best video yet. The naked toddler, not eating breakfast, last minute bathing... Even the angry driving at the end is relatable. 😂🤣 People always wonder why I look so tired at church. It's because I've just been through THAT. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@hickchick4494]

I feel this one! 😂 I remember one morning I got up to get ready for church and my two sons had found my tattoo ink I had put high up in a cabinet and they had put it all in my son's blonde hair, on my table and chairs, and little handprints and footprints were on my floor. I had to use oven cleaner to get it off the floor and table. We didn't make it to church that day!

[@Mama_Bear524]

Omg that’s insane poor you.

[@judymcpheron5955]

What a scream! This is typical of parents who have overslept! Laughter is the best medicine for real life survival. 😄😂😁

[@RachaelDeBruin]

Best one yet!! Such a true picture of Sunday mornings 😉🤣🤣

[@foxopossum]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL The whole thing...just the whole darn thing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kikivonmolsa]

That's literally how I feed my baby in a rush 😆 Genius sketch XD

[@kayteesmiles2254]

Omg. Mom cleaning the house and dad in the car was literally every Sunday morning for us. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mylavenda1]

I need to see Heidi's reaction to this. Also great job with the movie magic effects

[@andrealmoseley6575]

So after doing this too many times (years?) to count I asked a mom of like 8 or something how she did it. She assigned an older kid to a younger one. AND, I learned to find shoes, socks, clothes, etc the night before. Lay it all out. Line up bowls with dry cereal or oatmeal and drinks on the kitchen bar or table. Add water or milk. They eat while I get ready. Hubs would go to PRAISE team practice at the crack of dawn. Eventually the kids that wanted to be on time were bribed with donuts to ride with dad. A friend would come pick me and baby up. It is mostly a blur though.

[@lifewithlarsandsusie8315]

It’s easier with 8 then 3-4! At least you have big kids to help

[@BratKatUzar]

We watched the kids on Christmas one with Trey at our family functions and everyone laughed, parents and siblings all got a huge kick out of it!

[@MyRickynOlivia]

Yup I would have lost my cool a lot longer ago so props!!! Lol this was hilarious. I kept waiting for the baby to start having a tantrum though that would have been icing.

[@vanillavanillanillalil]

1:35 made me laugh harder than it should’ve.

[@m_d1905]

Brings back memories! Don't miss it much. "Get in the car now!!!"

[@lauraabbott4457]

I 1000% enjoy all of your videos and content…but this was real life for me! I agree with another commenter that said something like I’m so happy I’m not alone…sad…but also happy! Thank you all for portraying this super flawed life so flawlessly 🥰

[@jposmama]

Couldn't be more accurate. 100%

[@annabethcorley3596]

My husband and I couldn't stop laughing this is literally 100% accurate. Loved it!

[@dani83red]

"Fine! Fiiiinnnee!! FIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@EdilySi]

Dying! 😂😂So relatable!

[@makingithome8493]

Yes to all of this…while my husband was in ministry I did Sundays on my own…once my baby son (4th kid) was all ready to go but had a blowout…and crawled into it. Poop all over the hallway, his hands, clothes…While I was getting the other kids their shoes and they were actually ready to go for once.🤦🏻‍♀️can’t make this stuff up. I stopped even explaining why I was always late.😭😩💟

[@bygraceonly182]

The one Sunday we were all set to be ON TIME FOR ONCE and I dropped a perfume bottle and stepped on a huge shard of glass going after it as it shattered. We were not on time.

[@hannahstewart9898]

Yes I've settled with it! Not that I'm happy being late. It's just reality!

[@4862cjc]

03:23. Heidi is so cute when she is angry!

[@staciebooth7456]

Need to add in the kids making a break to go play on the swing set when the car is 2 feet away from house. Every time!

[@kytoga]

I needed this today. Thanks!! Next, have the "baby" do a mic drop at the end....

[@winternova1454]

This makes me feel so much better I go thru the same thing with my kids 🤣😂

[@SecondChapterMom]

Nothing is quite as sanctifying as parenting and marriage 😏 😂

[@bigiamogt]

EXACTLY my day with three kids and a husband who thinks he‘s the one doing everything 😂