dumb kids should NOT be on youtube...

[@DarkDom]

yo

[@dreadedzombie9364]

yo

[@sackboyliha7567]

hi

[@Dis_is_Legend]

sup

[@l1amakid]

hi wyd?

[@Dative420]

Stop talking about kids only

[@eggseatpegs]

now i understand why australia is banning social media for children

[@Rendmuol15]

Yeah same

[@simpilypollie]

I agree with ausrralia

[@Cupcake_Royale]

W Australia

[@LettuceWithLegs]

We’re cooking fr

[@nzkk7319]

Hi my mum Dead 💕 I hope she is in Heaven

[@Random-person-u_dont-know]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for 2 hours (totally not bc I was at school)

[@Benjamin_Rush]

Yeah…

[@DarkenBattler]

I know man, so annoying😡 (I was definitely not at school)

[@AnnasHassan-u3p]

I def wasn't asleep 😅

[@Neongunn-zv9ww]

I definitely was not Sleep

[@Purple.stars16723]

They hid this from me for 3 weeks

[@Poke_Beanz]

"Do wat you want, and be who u r" -Dark Dom 2024 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Matt_Dik]

You can't change gender no matter what 😂

[@Thecutestandhornyestdevil]

I can't wait for this to be in the history books

[@AmyKoopa]

I’m sick rn and the Minecarf Ninecart one made me laugh, thanks Dom

[@fishOnSkates]

Canman be like “make minecarfs and ninecarts faster”

[@KoolaidFN-f4u]

Real

[@Rosebud076]

1:03 I’d say my least favorite Christmas song is “All I Want for Christmas is you.” It’s so overplayed.

[@Arlojay-bw3vp]

Agreed

[@Arlojay-bw3vp]

Agreed

[@Arlojay-bw3vp]

Agreed

[@HeruniX]

fr

[@LylaRoseLucero]

I only like the dramatic beginning. Then it gets bad

[@UserAccount-ThisOne]

hey uh idk if youll read this or not, but 7:50 yeah you can actually see dislikes... its the bring back youtube dislikes extension, if anyone who posts to this subreddit sees this use it, so we can continue this type of post.

[@Arthur_RobloxPlayz]

You’re a bot

[@Helpmegetsomt]

@@Arthur_RobloxPlayzhow is he a bot

[@Badomen897]

I like frog

[@Oscar_the_eggo]

REAL

[@yousif9829]

tbh why wont they call if "forg" it sounds better and more silly AND EVERYONE SPAM FORG HERE

[@yousif9829]

forg

[@bobreato]

I RELATE OMG 😱

[@Hero-factoryx]

Forg

[@The_Reviewer_Enthusiast]

9:53 That's me that's literally me

[@legendary23999]

HES HIM

[@BubblycloudPLUSH]

OMG IS THE BEST COMMENTARY KZbinR

[@deehamer]

LOL

[@IllusiveTaco]

wsp dude i know you

[@ChickenGtag123]

No way

[@bompous_]

every now and then i’ll get a video of yours recommended and i’m like damn we were both high schoolers when i was one of your viewers. congrats on 1mil whenever that happened idk i wasn’t there 💔🎉

[@samuelhanote6974]

Man, These childs don't know that if they hate women and respect men means they gay, but they say they ain't gay. these kids are js saying: I hate gay, but I am gay.

[@ILOVETOWEROFPHONESNAPPING]

it’s called denial

[@Thecutestandhornyestdevil]

Being gay is awesome why do people act like it's the end of the world

[@Cupcake_Royale]

5:03 Why is this even on the sub? It’s too wholesome to be there.

[@BAC_Clips]

I mean it's still a kid on youtube

[@Red_Platinuum]

​@@BAC_Clips how can you ridicule that

[@HexoESBB]

One random day, I was scrolling through KZbin, bored and looking for something to watch, when a Dark Dom video caught my eye. I clicked on it, expecting a quick laugh and nothing more. It was just a normal video, funny and entertaining, but little did I know it would completely change the course of my life. It wasn’t even the video itself-it was the comment section where everything began. I left a comment, something simple and funny about what I had just watched. Not long after, someone replied with a clever comeback. We started going back and forth, joking around and building this random connection. What started as a casual exchange turned into an hours-long conversation. Eventually, we moved it to DMs, and from there, things just kept growing. It’s funny to think how easy it all was, how natural it felt to talk to them. After a while, we decided to meet in person. I was nervous-it felt like so much had built up to this moment-but the second we saw each other, it just clicked. We spent hours talking, laughing, and realizing that what started as a random online interaction had turned into something real. We started dating officially not long after, and before I knew it, we were deeply in love. A couple of years passed, and we got married in a small ceremony with close friends and family. I still remember thinking, as we exchanged vows, how crazy it was that all of this started from a single KZbin comment. Not long after, we had kids-two of them. They brought chaos and joy into our lives in equal measure, but every exhausting day with them was worth it. Watching them grow up was like seeing little pieces of us out in the world, making their own paths. Time flew by, and life just kept unfolding. The kids grew up, moved out, and started families of their own. Eventually, we became grandparents, and life slowed down in the best way. We’d sit on the porch, reminiscing about everything we’d been through together. And every now and then, we’d laugh about how it all started-with that one random KZbin video. Years later, when my time finally came, my family gathered to celebrate my life. I like to think they told the story at my funeral-how a single click and a KZbin comment set everything in motion. It’s wild to imagine how one small, seemingly meaningless action led to an entire lifetime of love, family, and memories. And then I woke up and went to my 9-5. thank you father dom

[@Benjamin_Rush]

Wow. Okay, I live to write when I am dead. NO BUT THAT IS FUNNY

[@Pennsylvania_Countryball]

Idgaf

[@MaximoCamacho-zm6gs]

I'm proud of ya!

[@Cupcake_Royale]

@@Pennsylvania_CountryballNo one cares

[@Cupcake_Royale]

Hold on did this actually happen or you just made it up? Cause I find it hard to believe that this is legit.

[@Astro-VXR]

Eating turtles so we don't keep losing our straws

[@PericonzWattpad]

HELP

[@JJGamer-y5i]

straws turtles don't Eating so keep we losing our

[@SoapGamingStudios]

Now that's what I'm talking about

[@fionazheng5834]

Straws eating. E 😊😅 viz.hk f.hkb fz.jhbSVd.jbhDVS.HKBSFezvd ljbhzdvfhkh..jh(Jb dzBhkCSd h.jCcs👩‍🍼

[@roadboad]

7:44 that would be the first person to be happy that youtube deleted dislikes tbh

[@reganregan2760]

Poor Mizook 😭😭😭 (only ppl who know Mizu5 understand)

[@roadboad]

@@reganregan2760 mizzokae😭😭😭🙏🙏

[@esther24_]

ominous bell tolling 😔 (I can’t count how many mizu5 pfps ive seen anymroe)

[@Astro-VXR]

I still firmly believe one of the higher-ups at youtube had a kid who's videos kept getting dislikes, so the kid whined and caused them to remove the feature entirely.

[@Idkwhattoputherelol155]

mizu5 gang

[@YoshiCh1ef-je6me]

Mariah Carey should have never released "All I Want fo Christmas is You"

[@CoquetteKaraku]

It’s not a bad song, it’s the fact that it gets overplayed that makes the song so unbearable to listen to. :0

[@fishOnSkates]

Mariah Carey should never have been released from Christmas jail

[@djo_shorts6154]

I'm African, Nigerian infact.. and this made me chuckle a bit 😂😂😂 5:46

[@LaughGreatly]

Im sorry to hear that

[@djo_shorts6154]

@LaughGreatly hear what? The stereotype? 😂😂 Nah, I'm good mate. I'll just let you know though that that's not the entirety of Africa, a lot of us live quite well.. just like every where else on the globe. There's rich and poor everywhere, can't believe I'm pointing that out 😂😂 Regardless, have a good rest of your day.

[@DanJamTam]

4:07 this reminded me of the song "etiqueta". It's from the extratone genre (a sub-genre stemming from edm, usally hardcore). You have to listen to it a few times before you appreciate it.

[@Floor_hater]

5:28 AYO imagine nobra seeing that she about to have Yuji give them the sukuan pou treatment

[@Void-72-93]

As a kid I climed on top of our fridge and knocked down all the paint I was like 3

[@creamsodanegitive1474]

7:16 This how wind is made, what do you think wind turbines are for? Electricity? Ridiculous... smh

[@staticsvrrrr]

BEST DAY WHEN THIS GUY POST

[@Fishstick2020]

0:15 angry pansexual noises

[@Random-person-u_dont-know]

LMAO (angry pan aroance noises)

[@Plushuzi]

*ANGRY PAN AND TRANS NOISES*

[@TylerTheCreatorFan1202]

@@Plushuzitranpan

[@Plushuzi]

@@TylerTheCreatorFan1202 Yes

[@VynilCat]

Ignore me ( heterosexual )

[@CalvinLovesEverything]

0:16 Leviticus 20:13.

[@keannasiongco4992]

3:02 the fact that 11 is under 9💀

[@God_waythew]

The fact Abraham Lincoln was born on his birthday is crazy ahh comment

[@NorðmaðrFráNoregi]

5:27 Immediately when that commenter said “Bro why my balls expand when I seen this”(bad grammar I know) I just raised a eyebrow of “wtf”

[@ShelbyTSM]

4:18 what if he started *war* 😧

[@Cheekybill]

Eating plastic so turtles don’t have to I AM HELPING THE WORLD😂

[@shimmer410-o2i]

Ever heard of...Recycling??? 🏳‍🌈The more you know...

[@BabyAxolotl20]

guys im 94 years old. my "depends" diaper is full of shit

[@zomb-1]

that's crazy

[@Liz._N0tH3re]

.

[@judahsmyth5398]

as a retail worker, i can confidently say my least favorite christmas song is that accursed "all i want for christmas is you"

[@factsleaker]

Hater: I hate you You: BOIIIIIII WHAT YOU SAIID🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😎😎😎😎😀🔥😀😀☠️😀😀🔥😀😀☠️😄♥️♥️😀☠️👇🔥👇♥️😍😜🥲😝😜🥹😜😜☺️☺️🛫🏢🏢

[@LiXa_]

is that a plane heading towards the twin towers??? 🤨🤨🤨

[@IAmAnAdowablePanto2190]

🛬🏫🔥🔥🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

[@Jeri27]

ok

[@factsleaker]

@ those who knows💀

[@ducky_DuckPLaysss]

@@factsleaker no one knows

[@mr_12wertty]

She's melting she melting SHES MELTING

[@Dis_is_Legend]

0:37 id buy that 100%

[@Pandatheboi]

Real

[@redheadnoob]

why????????????????¿

[@Dis_is_Legend]

@ …why not?

[@Thecutestandhornyestdevil]

Your money your choice anyways how do I make a book of dark dom quotes

[@graals_3]

1:46 Nah who let grey do a friends reveal 😭

[@Arlojay-bw3vp]

My least favorite Christmas song is probably “all I want for Christmas is you”

[@YoshiCh1ef-je6me]

Fr that song is awful

[@SlopeShredder565]

That song is fire

[@Cupcake_Royale]

Lmao 2 completely different opinions in the replies. 😭

[@YoshiCh1ef-je6me]

@@Cupcake_Royale I'M GOING TO BURN MYSELF IF I HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

@@SlopeShredder565 real but its so overplayed its annoying 😭

[@bird_b0nezz]

being immediately met with some dude saying gay rights honestly made my day. thanks man. earned another sub

[@Coolguy.playgames]

The fact that i got a "be curious" ad on this video is insane 💀💀💀

[@racuchnew1360]

2:37 WHAT IS IT

[@xwingknight]

My guess is a swastika but idk

[@bewearstar9462]

Or an confederate flag

[@janelevitt106]

Maybe the ww2 Germans

[@Randomguy40045]

Probably a Nazi Swastika

[@I_like_gaming_alot]

It’s the nazi flag

[@SavionStar-hs2uy]

I absolutely despise "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" or whatever it's called.

[@coal1235]

same

[@Breadbrap]

1:48 KID HAS A SPRUNKI PFP FROM THE HIT INCREDIBOX MOD SPRUNKI

[@Cyn-Official-o1d]

AYYYYYYYY

[@Ilikejuicyoranges]

OMG BRAIN ROTTED SPRUNKI FAN. (Literally all of the sprunki fandom are iPad kids bro 😭🙏)

[@Ruzzzz57]

overrated (this is my opinion plz dont attack me like a 6 year old)

[@Ilikejuicyoranges]

@@Ruzzzz57 ikr lol

[@BenjiCats]

YAAAS!1!

[@maricthehedgehog]

5:48 I am an African, we have (mostly) the same stuff as y'all Americans do, so this part is completely true

[@roadboad]

My least favorite Christmas song is all i want from Christmas Is you😥😥😥😥😥

[@Cupcake_Royale]

Honestly same. Except for the second one.

[@roadboad]

@@Cupcake_Royale ?

[@Cupcake_Royale]

@@roadboadYa I guess i misread your comment. There is no second one.

[@roadboad]

@@Cupcake_Royale 😭

[@karbanite]

the "I hate my classmates" kid gets recommended to me on a daily basis smh

[@Dantdmfan72773]

0:07 he wouldn’t even exist without women this is stupid and not respectful

[@Norieki_Kekyoin]

Fr I don’t understand how people like that kid are great full (this world maybe be fcked)

[@Norieki_Kekyoin]

Fr this world maybe be fcked

[@Norieki_Kekyoin]

Fr bro I don’t like people like that kid that just say other genders suck

[@xuanytthekid]

WAKE UP, DARK DOM JUST POSTED

[@deepak_kandu]

"all i want for christmas, is you"

[@Amanda-mj6cz]

Same

[@GreatBaconsOfAmerica]

despite being very overrated, i still think the original santa baby is worse, it just pains me

[@michalpruchniak4694]

The first one caught me off gaurd. Bro's ego can't be shattered.

[@amg_ge5bn]

7:03 yea i can relate 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[@lechoni]

Red stare + fixer parents + roland rage + those who resign 💀 = still enkephalin 😭😭

[@Red_Platinuum]

I think he means clear pee which is common if you drink a lot of water

[@LuciTheSilly]

Idk what my least favorite Christmas song would be, none are really coming to mind. Also, yes, I would buy the Dark Dom inspirational quote book merch.

[@Dative420]

Why do you talk only about kids Edit: i know it's funny but it's getting too repetitive tbh

[@Aloneandboys]

Fact

[@AshVrNeedsSubs]

Cuz it’s funny

[@Hanne-x1q]

Next Drake 💀 (jk kids just do dumb stuff so it's funny)

[@JustScrollling]

nah fr tho this some diddy type shi going on

[@mrguyyy]

Theyre stupid and its hilarious

[@Rhythm211]

I think my first Night terror, was when I was surrounded by black figures, and they just seems to be doing they’re own thing. One was on a swing, and there were two others by a fire. I was screaming and yelling about having a bloody nose, and I felt like I did. Outside my dream. My mom woke up to see if I was ok, and I was saying a had a bloody nose, but I didn’t actually have one, and she just wiped my nose without any success…

[@Floor_hater]

4:51 Hawk+tuah+english+or+spanish+ohio+gyat+skibid+toilet+rizzler+100aura+999+rizz+sigma+still+water+big Randy+green aura with flies+little kid+youtube kids+furrys=BRAINROT

[@demonguy29]

Furrys aren't brainrot.

[@JiafeiProduct069]

Deck the halls.... Imagine working at some mall and they keep repeating the song "Tis the season to be jolly FALALALALALALLAALLAALALALA" "Tis the season to be jolly FALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALA" "Tis the season to be jolly FALALALALALALLALALAALALLA" Like i might just lose my mind

[@GelatinisNOTachild]

Makes out with myself

[@TheTrueFreshman]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?

[@Cupcake_Royale]

Don’t we all? 🤪

[@Breakingitbad]

shut the phonk up Skibidi toilet: fein fein fein fein 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@Ziptiie]

MADOKA FAN SPOTTED

[@avegailjoygalapon134]

Kids:nice statue🙏🙏🙏🥶🥶🥶 Shorts: *ai generated photo of a very sculptured statue*

[@Computer_Lunch]

6:03 hey i know this mapper!

[@ducky_DuckPLaysss]

whats hes called

[@Computer_Lunch]

K.O.R-mapper that's his name @ducky_DuckPLaysss

[@ducky_DuckPLaysss]

@@Computer_Lunch ok

[@Liam_A_M]

Skinidi toliet: skibidi dop doo dop Me: GET OUT!

[@potatoking7780]

Oh shoot Kyle is your editor? W!!🎉

[@EY3SMHK4_DOLL]

YEAHHHHH 0:26 FREEDOM FOR EVERYONE

[@Fizzy4636]

Thumbnail Eat plastic so turtles don't have to( Eating turtle shell so u don't have to)

[@wolflover1058]

1:03 My least favorite Christmas song would have to be "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer"

[@DekuLink22]

fr like what the hell did my grandma do

[@Urlocal_totaldramagirl]

Get this person to 2M

[@conradbruh]

challenge: find some kid's channels that are actually good

[@Turkey_countryball]

IMPOSSIBLE.

[@USSArizonaEnjoyer]

0:11 Lmao I actually remember responding to this comment and saying random brain rot lol

[@drummingwithnate9709]

i love roasting Generation Alpha. :D

[@Gemmy910]

Me too

[@deenarrollo8267]

Same XD

[@SussyBakkaAmongUs-k2g]

my most hated christmas song are : ''ThOsE WhO kNoW MaNgO mAnGo MaNgO mAnGo'' Christmas Phonk.

[@Randomuser_inyoutube]

5:04 poor lil guy,he doesn't cares about skibidi toilet he just wants to hug his mom :(

[@aspookykindoflooney]

Last Christmas, I hear it so much

[@artisticmemebean3]

Parents really need to be observant of what their kids are doing and watching on the internet there has been kids on here that have commented some inappropriate stuff to me and I’m just thinking where are these kids parents like seriously?🤦‍♀️

[@robotinik0]

Eating turtles to prove plastic is weak

[@DweOnTheBeatSaberCube]

I hate the meme/BRAINROT versions of Christmas that my classmates sing

[@Vampire_Bat-]

The kid eating plastic might not have a brain but he does have a heart

[@SuperSodaFN]

Why did KZbin hide this from me for 1 minute?

[@ThatGojiraGuy-Kotm]

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

2:52 new item: Ninecart ninecart but it's 9x faster crafting recipe: minecart recipe but it uses netherite

[@DaviUndertale]

Ninerite*

[@TimothyJRBranch]

​@@DaviUndertaleWha?

[@DaviUndertale]

@@TimothyJRBranch yes

[@Beefescapesfloods]

Eating plastic to prove turtles are weak

[@i_like_planes24]

7:48 i think theres a chrome extension for that, like, it lets you see the dislikes

[@Sh4dowws]

I feel so inspired 🤩

[@me-name-moques2]

2:14 I dont think you poop babies,hes definitely born in 2017 2:34 also, remember this mindset its key to failure🔥(you gotta focus on money,family and reality,please do not be this kid if you wanna be successful)

[@Gabethedoggo]

I wish when kids use their mom’s account, a “are you sure (person’s email)?” And they have to do a face scan.

[@Eli_iswcool]

What if the little kids have an acc themselves ..

[@Gabethedoggo]

@@Eli_iswcoolparent permission maybe?

[@Mycatsveaissocute]

3:16 the trolling opportunities

[@emillbeel4682]

3:23 undertale reference?!

[@JaymcJefty]

Yes

[@THE-MR2]

I USED TO THINK IT WAS DORK DOM 💀

[@shimmer410-o2i]

I used to like "All I want for Christmas is you" but the fact that everyone else likes that song ruined it for me.

[@Funni_Laughs]

I feel too mature for my age when watching this

[@Peeplet]

3:10 bro is 48 in human years

[@TurretLuck]

0:15 im gay too

[@ZP33]

Same here!

[@Prezz1504]

my least favriot chirstmas sung is everyone besides "God Rest Ye Merry Gentalmen"

[@Sportz_editz987]

Mariah Carey All I want for christmas is

[@Abi_4real]

1:33 my elementary school janitor was named guy

[@eggdog_fever]

guy fieri

[@dazzzy]

lets goo new r/youngpeopleyoutube episode

[@cheezman9661]

I dont think sans would like to spread LOVE . . .

[@theboss9845]

I’m losing my remaining fucking brain cells to these vids 😂

[@Cinnamonroll_luv3r]

Hey Dark Dom!!

[@BattEYAnimates]

Next merch drop, "The Holy Dark Dom Bible"

[@Spacemarine_brother]

Ok i think i understand but im insanely obsessed with watching it i cant control the goon power its to strong even goku failed cancer failed even the doctors failed it needs someone worthy to fight i seriously do need help 💀💀💀

[@Blackfalconn-ht6su]

I always wonder why kids always use "💀🙏" emoji,, i mean they mean nothing

[@scerpi0]

This is such a sigma wolf alpha male moment. I have never seen a better gigachad moment. I returned from Skibidi land and I sang: "Skibidi dop dop yes yes" for hours and hours, it was for sure fire, but now, when I saw this video, I sticked out my gyat for the rizzler and I said: "SHEESH", but today, my dad owns Roblox. 1 day later after this happening, I finally got the Grimace Shake, they all say to not drink it but I did, I became such a rizzler and got all the girls with my sigma wolf alpha male rizz. This day was so Banban moment in Ohio, I couldn't resist to play Minecraft and I ate pizza from Oklahoma with Nathanel B. I griddied so hard while it that the among us imposter started flexing his 1 2 buckle my shoe, 3 4 buckle some more, 5 6 nike kicks! This day was so sigma that Speed Mcqueen walked in and started doing the griddy with me, he started singing: "Swag in Ohio, down in Ohio" for hours until the skibidi toilet haunted us, but then Flamingo playing Roblox has saved us, the giant cameraman started gridding and we won, Flamingo is so sigma wolf alpha male. He will do everything to punch a girl to be sigma, Lankybox is so sigma too, they love Skibdi Toilet and Grimace Shake, that they drink every day. This day was so Fanum Tax that I died while screaming: "GYATT!". Now, I'm in Heaven and I'm singing so hard: "Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet" that God said: "No way, fatherless." and he sent me to Hell, where the Devil was gridding so hard with Flamingo playing Roblox, but then, a sigma wolf alpha male entered in Hell just like a Giga sigma Chad. We all bowed to him and then the sigma wolf alpha male started talking: "This was for sure a sigma Giga wolf alpha Chad male ban ban day.", but then, someone entered in and said: "Uhmm, actually, it's a sigma wolf alpha male Gigachad skibidi ban ban from Ohio day.", but then, the Devil tortured the nerd so hard that he gone to the sigma L+Ratio Oklahoma moment. After some days, the Devil sent me back to Earth. I was so sad and I wanted to kill the Devil so I got into a mission to kill him. I have travelled to the Oklahoma's sigma Pizza Tower, I defeated all the sigma Gigachads, it was for sure hard, but I didn't give up. After a day, I have finally come to Ohio.Then someone walked in with a sigma smile and said: "Swag in Ohio, Down in Ohio, oh wait, I'm not a dumb, I'm a sigma." and then I said: "No, I'm a sigma." then he said: "Fight me kid." and then I said: "Bet" then he whispered to himself: "He didn't put a dot at the end of "Bet(.)"! I should... No... I must correct him before he does!" then he says: "Bet.*" then I said: "" then he got defeated and he exploded with a: "Pop!". After a while, I've saw something. It's Patrick Bateman! The most sigma wolf alpha Giga male Chad from Ohio, he is drinking Grimace Shake and coming to me while gridding and singing: "Blue coems, white coems, original coems! If your girl is angry, she wants your black pencil! If your boy is angry, he wants your black pencil!". It is too much sigma skibidi Ban Ban from Ohio that I can't resist. I have to defeat him, but I couldn't, so he killed me and now I'm in Hell again and I got my revenge on the Devil. I'm currently crying so hard right now, I will live for eternity with the sigma Flamingo playing Roblox. Thank you, young man!

[@msme_3545]

from the beer to the keys ti the car to the tree

[@q3-7]

3:02 my problem isn’t with them being 8 but them revealing it on the internet