Dumbest Criminals Who Must Not Want Their Freedom

Some criminals are so dumb they obviously don't want their freedom. Lets find out about some of the dumbest criminals ever!
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[@adam2218-]

I’ve heard a story of an extremely dumb robbery. Two or three guys tried to rob a shop (one had a firearm) in the morning and when the demanded the money the shop keeper replied I don’t have much to rob if you come around closing time I’ll have more. So they left the store empty handed, but later around closing time they returned but this time the police were there waiting and both assailants were arrested.

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

I just heard this story on a newer video.

[@hermiona1147]

I mean if you're that dumb you deserve to get arrested

[@ecernosoft3096]

I just heard this story on a newer video.

[@trashyCorn.12]

I just heard this story on a newer video.

[@NickiesThings]

I just heard this story on a newer video.

[@makutamon]

I’ve got one from one of my mom’s coworkers: My mom’s coworker has a son who works at a local gas station. The dumb criminal broke in through the roof, stole (amongst other things) some lottery tickets, left his hat behind, and got caught when he returned to cash them in.

[@foodguru6960]

Bruh moment

[@emxrqlds646]

*adds puntuaction*

[@eternity7820]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@simonandres7042]

He Gotten Caught, But That Story Will Go Down In History

[@cornelianaude3509]

@@simonandres7042 in permeatint marker lol

[@KageNoTora74]

One of my favorite moments of criminal stupidity was a man who followed two others into a bar as he put a ski mask on with the intent of robbing the bar, not knowing that the men he followed and the rest of the bar patrons were off duty police officers.

[@IGIVEINPS3]

Haha nice. My dad had some friends over one night.....we hear loud noise coming from our caravan....they go to investigate...2 guys in there going though the cuboards. My dad was a police man and 4 of the other guys there were too....they dif picked the wrong house that night haha.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Oh my I can just imagine how quickly he was taken down

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@IGIVEINPS3 absolutely lol

[@therealjoshiewoshie]

Why y'all pointing Tasers at me?

[@ashleysmith1276]

"Agent Peter Enis is still waiting long and hard..." a classic!!😂

[@Yetigaming420]

Ashley Smith oof every mans worst nightmare lol

[@4lak6]

Wait is he real

[@justdont9644]

X = Doubt

[@claytonpactol8851]

No, I don't think so.

[@jojo4120]

I- i now get the boner joke

[@Drahjan_TheoryBREAK]

Butt dialing 911: This actually happened to me when I was in college. Somehow, the button on my phone would click, turning it on. While on, the touch screen somehow accepted the cloth of my pocket facing my leg as me touching it and hit "Emergency Call". After it called an operator, my phone hung up on them. The operator then called me back, which I answered. Both of us were seriously confused. I later got a phone case, preventing me from accidentally calling the police ever again.

[@DiamondYoshi101]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@Drahjan_TheoryBREAK]

@@DiamondYoshi101 ... What?

[@DiamondYoshi101]

@@Drahjan_TheoryBREAK It was an old meme template

[@Drahjan_TheoryBREAK]

@@DiamondYoshi101 I know of the meme, but how does it fit with my comment? There was overcoming of a problem, yes. But I needed a case anyway. If anything, that was just an incentive for me to buy a case even sooner.

[@fruitycream3860]

Theory BREAK! I butt dialed one of my mom’s friend’s but I didn’t know them

[@Mr.White1]

2:18 The middle one took the sleeping thing very seriously. Even at the photo session he is pretending to fall asleep.

[@danielclasen809]

I've heard of someone who claimed that someone else stabbed her, even though she was unscathed, and the other person was actually stabbed by her

[@beckyschiefelbein2733]

lmfao OOF

[@CadianTrooper224]

@@beckyschiefelbein2733 here's one you will love, I learned of it in middle School A couple of would be bank robbers planned to rob a bank apparently not thinking they called the bank they were going to rob and told them they were going to steal $10,000 at gun point tomorrow well the next day they arrived, didn't see the police waiting for them and as one went in the police grab the guy's buddy in the get away car and when he came out of the bank he couldn't understand how the police got there so quickly without him noticing at least he did a good thing by calling ahead before preforming an armed robbery that landed him and his pal in prison

[@TrueChaosLord]

@@CadianTrooper224 OH OH OH MY GOD OHHH OHHHH "are you- are you recording"

[@CadianTrooper224]

@@TrueChaosLord I don't know, does putting a 62 year old child rapist with 12 years of over 64 separate cases against him as well as child abuse behind bars count as recording when talk about all the hell I was put through in the child foster home he help ran with his equally evil wife

[@TrueChaosLord]

@@CadianTrooper224 Its not, I was joking.

[@elliesaint1984]

The "Toy Criminal" sadly did not steal enough to purchase Pennsylvania Avenue, instead he went straight to jail without passing go and collecting $200

[@madkirk7431]

plz dont speak gibberish...

[@elliesaint1984]

Curtis Warren BTW STOP BEGGING I wasn't speaking gibberish I was making a monopoly joke, it isn't my fault you didn't get it

[@pollypockets508]

Well done

[@southsportsdude]

But what about Mediterranean Avenue?

[@agrubbygalaxy1146]

@@elliesaint1984 ooof roasted

[@joannegray5138]

The play money thief reminds me of something that happened when I worked in a charity shop a few years ago. We sold everything from jewellery to furniture, donated by patrons and members of tbe public. One day, we put a sofa for sale on display in the shop and, as often unexpected treasures are found behind sofa cushions, we had a quick check for spare change for the collection box. We were surprised to find what we first thought was a £10 note, but this turned to disappointment when closer inspection revealed it to be play money - an Early Learning Centre £50 note, to be exact. Instead of throwing it away, I left it on the counter near the till, just to see if temptation got the better of any of our customers (who, on the whole, were lovely people - but there are bad elements in any community, especially as a local pharmacy ran a methodone drop in centre just two doors down from us). Happily, the first three or four people who found the banknote were kind and honest enough to point it out and hand it over, lest it got into undeserving hands, which really made me feel positive. Then, just after lunch a couple of the methodone lot came in, stoned out of their damaged little minds. One of them actually bought something (a cheap child's t-shirt costing less than a pound) and his companion spotted the fake money and said in an unashamedly loud, delighted voice "I'm having that!" (not sure if he was just plain ignorant and didn't care if his inner monologue was no longer private, or what) and his dirty greedy fingers snatched up the fake money and it was in one of his pockets (I must add at this point that the fake money was folded in half to.hide the Early Learning Centre logo and at first glance looked just like a legitimate bank note). I pretended not to notice this blatant opportunist act - well, it wasn't technically theft as such - and said nothing as the druggies walked out of the shop. I just imagined the look on the face of their dealer later on that day as they tried to pay for their filthy drugs with toy money :)

[@jd4evapodcast86]

Comment is wayyyy to long 😳

[@itsyagirldeij1310]

J D4eva it’s worth the read

[@stefanmuntean5289]

If he tried to pass it to his dealer he might have goten knifed or beaten:) just sayings...

[@tinybox-septiceye2949]

“filthy drugs” addiction probably isn’t fun so the bitchy judgement is unnecessary

[@tinybox-septiceye2949]

@@itsyagirldeij1310 it’s not

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I love the saying "if you're smart enough to do the crime don't be stupid enough to get caught" because it perfectly encapsulates the idiocy of these criminals

[@SigaP69]

This reminds me of one incident about 3 years ago when a robber was caught from my neighbor's house. Apparently the guy got inside the house while the owner was away, unfortunately for him the owner returned soon so he fell asleep under the bed while waiting for the owner to sleep. Guess how he got caught? SNORING lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@viktorijavaicekauskaite1994]

Can't fight the guy who got caught because he farted 🤣

[@mikebannon5307]

Lol!!!

[@melissanadeau8774]

r/thathappened

[@Sciguy95]

I heard of one where the criminal was caught because he laughed at a joke that the owner told while trying to rob them.

[@communistindonesiaball175]

Karma Approved!

[@hansudowolfrahm4856]

It reminds me when people from my school stole 30 MacBooks just to sell all of them on ebay 2 days later, with the school's logo plainly in sight😂

[@northernlights677]

Lol

[@northernlights677]

That funny

[@Jenna2k]

Uhg. At least wait a month and sell em over time.

[@maureendonnelly3873]

That happened in lakewood NJ I remember that

[@joej2984]

@@Jenna2k And don't forget to remove the school's logo as well.

[@HelloKittyFanMan.]

"Peter Enis"! Haha, that's hilarious!

[@oliverlarkin2589]

don't u mean P.enis

[@flaregooni6697]

@@oliverlarkin2589 R/woooosh

[@cherandshane2683]

He waited long and hard too

[@fireflare908]

@@flaregooni6697 how can you woosh someone making a joke about what happened in the video

[@DraconianGhost]

Power Plants r/ihavereddit

[@andrewjones9886]

Knew a guy that took his lunch break ,with a coworker from work, to rob a bank. They initially got away but were caught later. Turns out he didnt change from his work uniform showing where they worked and their first names

[@darkvortex5941]

Two people stole my dads generator a couple years ago and sold it across the street to his friend, who gave it back and turned them in

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Aww, amazing neighbor!

[@ringostarr3313]

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[@Starstruck8970]

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[@santhoshi2229]

@@Starstruck8970 haha

[@santhoshi2229]

@@Starstruck8970 Ha

[@coolnobodycares]

Barista: "So you want free food because you are an 'undercover' FBI agent?" Idiot: "yes" Barista: "I can prove that you are not" Idiot: "how so?" Barista: "Because you no longer were undercover the second you told me you were undercover. Now that will be 5.99 sir plus a 150% tip for me not calling the police to report someone impersonating an officer of the law."

[@HushMizuki]

So True..!

[@yowfx-offline3396]

Holy shit, you're a genius

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

Must be another Joker fan.🙂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

With that, gameday bucket go boom.

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Your pfp is the idiots face after this conversation

[@weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars]

For the burglar hanging upside down in the window "And being an English community no-one set him free either" 😂😂😂😂 So bloody true, we'd all be outside taking the piss 😂😂😂

[@jiayusun7]

They should have stolen a brain It got me lmao

[@cherandshane2683]

Particularly a brain from a idiot so at least they did have a brain a bad one though. I mean they would die but it would be instant karma

[@joshuaborbon9743]

F***

[@bogs8140]

@@joshuaborbon9743 ???

[@erinjones5353]

Thair too dumb to thing of stolening a brain

[@flop4life27]

@@erinjones5353 and your to dumb to spell their right

[@iainmitchell1892]

There was one case in Edinburgh, years ago, where a burglar was caught after he left his birth certificate at the scene of the crime.

[@foreverbeep1339]

who brings their birth certificate when their ganna rob

[@Lupus-iv7jp]

An idiot?

[@Sciguy95]

One of my favorites is when some idiot tried to rob an auto parts store and after being told that the manager wasn't there to open the safe he left his phone number and said for the manager to call him when they got back. When the police called the number the thief actually came back and got arrested.

[@supersillysammy272]

BRUH

[@rjlack1975]

The police arrived, following my call to them, after my car had been damaged when another car hit it in the apartment parking lot in Wood River, Illinois. I told the officer that my neighbor had hit my car with his. The officer asked how I could be so sure if I didn't see it happen. I pointed to the ground which showed fresh snow from the night before and tire tracks going to the damaged part of my car, backing up, and then parking right next to me where the car remained. The officer agreed with my assessment of the situation and proceeded to try and get my neighbor, who was refusing to answer the door, to speak with him. The officer happened to know the offending driver's father and called him saying that if his son did not call him in two minutes he would be going to jail. Less than a minute later the officer was able to speak to my neighbor who claimed that he didn't remember hitting my car (possibly due to being intoxicated at the time). Fortunately, failing to remember a crime does not absolve one of the crime.

[@chasepriest6059]

Lemme guess... the guy was charged with DUI and leaving the scene of an accident?

[@rjlack1975]

@@chasepriest6059 I actually don't know for sure. All I really cared about was that he was found 'at fault' and his insurance paid for everything. He moved out soon afterwards and I never had to deal with him again.

[@chasepriest6059]

@@rjlack1975 Sounds like something like with me... I had an issue like that except with the high school head council who was now retired! She was basically using me through-out my life... by simply verbally abusing me and ordering me by secret on some things... and while I am now graduated, which it's now almost 6 months ago, I'm just glad that who I now call, "run-off puppet master" won't even be around anymore! Seriously... what I said was in fact true!

[@Masenorris]

in arizona a person who was impersonating a cop pulled over a undercover cop

[@madkirk7431]

yeah... lol

[@jiraimitsuki]

lel

[@dhararry7929]

He talks about that incident in one of his karma for awful people, but he did talk about some stuff in more than one video, so if there is a part 2 he will probably talk about it anyway.

[@dimkeehotayandegg1169]

What aRe you going to arrest me or something. No We’re just going to steal it back. *Jun and Citizens*

[@zetteaquinomartin2596]

It hurt itself in confusion!

[@zoinky]

"Plans to rob a barbecue restaurant" *Welcome to America*

[@tammyforbes2101]

Don’t laugh the one I work at does $20k daily!

[@SkorpiodProduktion]

lol XD

[@bradenallen211]

Oki

[@theprophetez1357]

Before he got away with stealing the pork the pigs got him.😁

[@Stephen-cr3sc]

Here's one for you: I live in what is called a duplex, there's a front unit and a back unit, these are unattached with a small lawn between. The back unit, where I live, has about a 12 foot wide dirt strip from my unit's back wall to a fence, there is a 6 foot tall, scrubby, "privacy" hedge planted along the length, and up against the fence. Beyond that is a huge heavy equipment storage lot. The neighbors in the front unit are into growing herbs and vegetables, I let them put some of their big pots in my part of the yard. I live alone since my wife died and I don't use my rented part of the yard for anything. . . Win for them, no problem for me. So, on 12/20/19, I went to bed and everything was SSDD. The next morning, 12/21/19, I walked out of my bedroom and glanced into the second bedroom, from my front bedroom door I can see out of the back bedroom window and I always check for a basic idea of the weather. Someone had built a greenhouse in front of that back window sometime in the night. I really didn't expect that. A NOTE HERE: I live in Oregon. The State law allows people to grow a maximum of four marijuana plants on their own property for personal use only. If you rent, you need written permission from the property owner to grow on the owner's property. Perfectly reasonable. Also, these plants MUST be adequately secured from access by children. Just having your crop accessible to children constitutes something like Child Endangerment. If a child harvests your crop, and gets busted, it's treated the same as you selling children pot in the schoolyard. . . Felony. . . Again, perfectly reasonable. OK, BACK TO THE STORY. So, I find this greenhouse, obviously hidden, behind my unit (right at the corner, with easy access from my side yard) and built after dark. Because I mentioned the Oregon laws above, you already know what I figured out instantly. Someone is really, really stupid. There were no plants in the greenhouse, so i decided, that as yet, no harm done. I'll give whomever forty eight hours to contact me and discuss this brilliant "plan". Also, giving myself time to simmer down. NO CONTACT. I had been thinking about this...Obviously...And debated between calling the cops or the landlord. Still no plants, but if any appeared, it was going to be cops. So I called the landlord. This landlord is a middle aged, Middle Eastern man, and a really great landlord. I asked him if he had given anyone permission to build a greenhouse in the yard I was renting, he was stunned, he said no, but it must belong to the couple in the front unit. He drove right over (this was a Sunday). I took him to the unused back bedroom and pointed out the window, he was at a total loss for words. Since it was a cheap thing with a metal frame and a transparent plastic tarp covering, he said hopefully, maybe the wind blew it there? He already knew my answer, but I said highly unlikely, but why is it hidden? I pointed out, if it's theirs, there is plenty of room directly behind their front unit and that location allows access to their power and water for fans and drip irrigation. (He was really trying hard to paint the whole thing with innocence, I really respected that. He is no obtuse hothead.) But I finally brought him back to Earth. I said "IF IT"S EVEN THEIRS", and it was their intention to grow marijuana, and they were aware of the Oregon laws, they had some insurmountable problems. I pointed out the laws above: Owners permission required, in writing; BY LAW. Not fully secured from neighborhood children; High probability of eviction, fines, and/or jail time. And the whole thing was doomed to failure from day one. Their ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT PLAN was to dump all this on ME. If their BRILLIANT PLAN failed, by having THEIR greenhouse in MY backyard, I'd get busted...NOT THEM! PURE GENIUS!!! The landlord said he would talk to them, he wasn't a happy camper. I didn't hear the exchange, but it didn't go well for the couple in the front unit. I heard the woman from the front unit ranting the next day to another neighbor about how I TRIED TO GET THEM EVICTED! The following day I found the torn to pieces greenhouse dumped in my side yard, and there, as of today, 1/26/20, it still sits. The landlord is pretty consciences about looking after his property, he won't be happy seeing that debris scattered over his property. Whatever he chooses to do about it will, of course, be MY fault. As i see it, either they combine forces and find two working brain cells to rub together, or get evicted. Meanwhile, I'm the mean, cruel bad guy. This couple are in their mid to late thirties, no children, I'm 68. IS THAT STUPID ENOUGH FOR AT LEAST HONORABLE MENTION? And I have no doubt the story isn't over. A KEY FACT I LEFT OUT, there's a store about ten minutes driving time away where you can buy all the weed you want, several different varieties. Perfectly legal, no questions asked.

[@Stephen-cr3sc]

@@supmup4395 ......I do quite a bit of writing, so less than 30 minutes. I happen to be one of those people who actually enjoy writing.

[@supmup4395]

Stephen same when my teacher says we have to do a school essay it’s usually supposed to be around 5 pages. I do 20 pages

[@Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade]

I love writing too, but only as long as my brain is with me lol. Writing is my main passion in life. It's who I am as a person.

[@gongoozleriam9783]

@@Stephen-cr3sc I'm the same way with writing too lol. Your neighbors suck! I wish they'd just move away.

[@timyuusis3372]

So uh you ever think maybe they wanted to use the green house to grow something else because fun fact: people use those to grow regular plants. You probably nearly got someone evicted over a few flowers not some secret pot setup 😂😂😂😂. The only idiot is you for thinking a greenhouse is only used for pot, like what do you think its green house because greens grown inside? Well you're correct! Collard greens, green onions, green peppers, etc

[@sophierobinson2738]

I hid in plain sight once. We (6 of us) were in the student union cafeteria, and one of the guys decided to burn a piece of paper in the glass ashtray on the table. The cashier rushed over screaming "you can't do that!", to which one of us replied "We just did." She rushed off to call campus security, the ashtray broke, and everyone but me took off. I put the fire out with a textbook, dumped the evidence in the trash, stepped out to the patio, put my hair up, pulled my glasses off, and sat down with my nose in a book. They even asked if I'd seen someone running out the door!

[@lonniemcglothin8054]

Cool

[@7burger]

Epic

[@albertseabra9226]

A smart, truly Intelligent person. What do you do for a living, how did you fare in College and on the job Market? Have you been really a winner?

[@marielagreen4542]

Uh, he just confessed to a crime

[@arlenedavis5770]

Clever girl!

[@1998LeonSKennedy]

Here in Chile there was once a guy who wanted to rob a house, so he used the chimney to get inside. Obviously, because he is not santa, he got stuck in there for hours before police and a rescue team reach for him. The best part? The house was abandoned, completely empty, and without any lock, so he could simply just open the door.

[@hero-bo7qc]

Cop: You where caught speeding Guy: uno reverse card Cop: sigh you got me

[@lazyarsonist2250]

My new favorite arrest

[@yes-qv8yz]

Nice

[@DiamondYoshi101]

I saw that video lol

[@overloadninety9226]

You made me laugh. And I’m sick 🤒 🤕

[@hero-bo7qc]

I did not expect the attention

[@txgunguy2766]

I've heard of a guy who was arrested after driving a stolen car to the police station to report his friend for stealing his weed.

[@user-ei4yp3qf3l]

lol

[@txgunguy2766]

@@user-ei4yp3qf3l There's a police department that has a form that drug dealers can fill out to report their competition. The biggest marijuana grow field bust that Dallas DEA ever made was a direct result of a DEA office worker looking out his office window with a pair of borrowed binoculars. After putting out a fire in a house used to grow marijuana, a fire fighter being treated for smoke inhalation was interviewed by a local news crew. His only comment was "That was a LOT of smoke".

[@Vinstxr123]

Police: You are dumb AF Criminals: *UNO REVERSE* Police: Man you got me

[@jakieboi0216]

*2:17* "These smart looking men" No. Look at them. Left one's face tho😂😂 Middle one looks like he's just given up bc he has no idea what just happened within the last 8 hours. Right one's hair looks like he shaved his head, bunched up the hair and glued it back on.

[@stefanmuntean5289]

The 3 should leave the life of crime and try a comedy rutine, they got the faces for it

[@zlikurac13]

r/wooosh he was jokin by saying these smart looking men

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@zlikurac13r/deadmemeandcrawlbacktoreddit

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@zlikurac13r/Deadmemeandcrawlbacktoreddit

[@makutamon]

These guys thought they were successful criminals? Brynjolf: I resent that, lad.

[@atruedovahkin8254]

Skyrim is love

[@ellimra5215]

4:06 "Why does nobody know how to flush a toilet afta they had a SHET?"

[@muhhanifbakari2451]

Nice

[@Casteray]

yeah lmao

[@cirinosaldana9106]

DISCUSSING!!

[@-Wasabii-]

*DISGOSTANG*

[@emxrqlds646]

Karin De Kock *DISCOTHING*

[@webo4208]

I had a buddy who tried robbing a bar but was easily recognized on camera bc he had talked with the cops 10 minutes prior while he was stopped by them checking on a suspicious person. In the same clothes he was in when he broke in.

[@samanthaward9787]

I've heard stories from one my uncle's that used to rob houses to support a drug addiction about robberies that went wrong and the one where he actually got caught and charged was halarious much he hid inside the closet in a downstairs bedroom for a hour when the home owner came home early. He got caught attempting to sneak out while she was in the kitchen the cops had already come and checked the house too and didn't find him the first time. You can look it up his name is Steven and the robberies took place in VT.

[@uzaiyaro]

There’s a bit of a rumour that states that tip-toeing around actually does nothing to make you quieter. It just makes you slower and easier for police to spot because no one normally walks like that and it serves little to no functional purpose. Just thought you might be interested to know that. There was also the heartwarming case of a woman in London who was robbed. She had cameras in the house, and she saw that before the suspect left, he had fed the cats. She begged the police to let her talk to him so she could ask why, he said that he loves animals, and was sorry for robbing her, but he was homeless and starving. He’s now on his third or fourth year of veterinary medicine student at the vet the woman owns. Goes to show that not all who do bad things are bad people, they’re just in bad situations.

[@Sinn0100]

Which one surprised me the most? Not one surprised me in the least. Unfortunately, I have been "a victim" of an incredibly stupid criminal. I was working at a game store called Microplay in 1996 when a man walked into my store grabbed two Sega Saturn display boxes while declaring "I'll take these!" to which I replied "knock yourself out dumbass." Thankfully, that was just the preamble to his immensely stupid act... He returned to my store a few hours later attempting to return two Sega Saturns. He claimed we sold him empty boxes and he wanted his Sega Saturn's. I immediately took to the task of setting this whole situation right by telling him we take them out of the box to test them. I then got him to wait in the store while we "repackaged" them for him. My employee went to the back and called the police who promptly came by and gave him a free pair of silver bracelets. What's really funny is he thought he was only getting charged for stealing two empty boxes...while his intent was to steal $800 worth of merchandise. Yes, I pressed charges. ;)

[@eoCoe]

I’ve got a story! Ok so my brother’s bike got stolen at a train station a bit up the hill by our house and we reported it and everything. We were planning on buying him a new one but after a week or 2, my brother spotted a kid riding his bike around our block while he was buying milk. We immediately called the police and the teens were taken home and my brother got his bike back. Edit: His bike got stolen again 😑 Edit 2: Ok so please calm down some of you because it was in the train station’s designated area for bikes and you need a pass to get in there. We also used a stronger lock with a nine digit code. So I don’t know why some of you think it’s our fault it got stolen again.

[@Geaccw-ps6xm]

Thats sad :( wish I could help...

[@zawhippa4554]

Wawa

[@muhanadsharif9988]

Sad

[@Urban_goose101]

Oof

[@BIackDragon]

make him put it somewhere safe you clown

[@Caleb-vj8dz]

This teaches me more than school !

[@Zeldarw104]

That's a very true statement, I learn quite a bit on this channel, I love it! 💯😁🤔

[@absent-mindedgoldfish]

reminds me a few years back when i worked in my uncle's internet cafe, we had a customer who rented a pc and about a half hour later he suddenly grabbed the phone of the guy sitting in the next cubicle and ran out the door, we tried to chase him but he got away, it was when we returned to the cafe that we found out that the thief didn't log out his facebook account

[@gummieworms3909]

Brilliant😏

[@steve9125]

At least this thief was dump... but what about to write messages to thief's friends in order to make them fight together for karma?

[@HistorydnClarity]

Man having court for stealing a car shows up in another stolen car! Haha smh! 😄

[@___zayn323]

"Dumbest criminals who might not want their freedom" would probably be any theif caught in the country I live in because here, if you are caught, you better pray the police reaches there before you're burnt to death. Even stealing a purse would get you killed. Recently, three teenagers were caught stealing a purse and we're killed on spot

[@entaromalzahar7797]

It wasnt a crime, but after final exam, one of my classmate threw a paper plane outside of the class, which was forbidden. The thing was he wrote his name on the exam paper then he threw it out...and it landed on vice-headteacher's head....then..yep he got into trouble on the day our final exam of our middle school has ended.

[@scapegoatiscariot2767]

One day I noticed that a piece of artwork was missing. I remembered that the strange man in the neighborhood who had came to visit and introduce himself was the only one who could have taken it. Of course, I went to his house and he invited me in. There was the artwork. I didn't call the police but I did get my art back.

[@dalekdx]

Here in Tampa a guy broke into a jewelry store without setting off the alarm. Used a torch to break into the safe and left with three million dollars worth of jewelry. The dummy almost got away with it, but he left 3 empty bottle water containers behind with his prints and DNA on them.

[@makutamon]

Bad joke: Three in a bed and the policeman said, “Roll over and Hands up!”

[@rianmacdonald9454]

pmsl -good one - laughed at that.

[@michaeldove8220]

Had 2 local incidents by idiots that obviously wanted to go to prison. 1 was a bank robber that walked home after the hold up dragging his feet through 6 inches of fresh powder. The police followed his trail 2 blocks to his front door. The other in another small town 10 miles away walked up to a bank teller a friend from his graduating class, and shortly after the police were given detailed information about the robbers identity.

[@meganwilson978]

Kind of the opposite. Two people (who remain uncaught) tied a chain around an ATM machine and drove it through the middle of town at night. The funny part is that they drove in front of the police station and still weren't caught.

[@makutamon]

I hope there’s a part two for this.

[@stickybuds420ish]

Since Trex also didn't need movement to see, maybe ur next vid should be "Things people believe just because it was in a movie"

[@madddogg6904]

Reminds of a case some years ago of a wanted criminal on the run in the rural parts of the State of Himachal in India. He hitched a ride from a guy on a motorcycle to the nearest bus station. Instead the motorcyclist drove him straight to the police station. He was a policeman driving to the police station where he was headed anyway, and where he would change into his uniform. He recognised the hitchhiker from his description and mugshot which had been circulated in all the local police stations.

[@g0ldend3mon9]

11:14 Is that Alex and Steve? 😂

[@GingerbreadFam]

G0lden D3mon what

[@ed2of663]

I know that there's one burglar who broke into a house and logged onto their Facebook with their computer. But unfortunately he left the computer on while still logged into his own Facebook account.

[@terrymofmich]

My Dad's auto repair shop was broken into. The thief took a cash register that was on top of a filing cabinet with a for sale sign on it. Police responding to the burglar alarm followed the man's footprints in the snow to arrest him.

[@tumelotladi2160]

More than I can count actually. The one I could remember was 3 years ago. Somewhere between July I think. The story starts in late June, My town's power station blew up. It was supposed to take about 3 weeks to replace the transformer, but due to mass looting unrest that happened in two provinces(one of them happens to be where I live) the transformer was delayed from being transported which then delayed the repairs for another week. After 2 more weeks of repairs( July at this point) the transformer was fixed and we had our electricity back. So Then 2 or so Joes, came out of nowhere and tried their luck trying to steal the wires cables and sell them off for profit. For some reason they failed miserably and one of the guys got electrocuted to the point where his bag and clothes melted to his skin. When the security officers asked him what's his name and who are his other buddies, he then kept pacing off up and down trying to avoid their questions. When he was asked who he was working for he said Julius Malema(A politician). Now we've had a lot of Cable theft incidents and a few hilarious fails. But this one was funnier than the rest

[@ArJeSsTeR]

Oh damn! I didn’t know you can get arrested for talking to a friend and plotting to commit a crime like Robbing a bank or something

[@MelodyMLucianoNorris-qe8lc]

OMG!! 3 in a bed!! We dealt with a crime family when living in Ashland NH named the Trombleys. The wife was reportedly the brains of the family, which basically equated to zero brain cells amongst all of them!! LOL!! The husband stole our work van and robbed a store in broad daylight. He and the friends he had piled into our work van were caught shortly after the police reviewed the store footage. So what did they steal on this crime spree you ask?? A drink valued under $3 of course!! Upon being pulled over the husband looked at the cop and said, "I have drugs in my pockets by the way!" The cops later told me they were impressed by his honesty and cooperation!! Not dumb enough for you yet? It gets dumber!! The wife gets mad about her husband being caught and immediately calls me at my company phone number. She proceeds to scream at me saying her husband's arrest and conviction are all my fault. How is it my fault you ask? Well, apparently she thinks I was fully aware her husband was going to steal my work van and that I not only allowed him to do so but I also put the drugs in his pockets to get him in trouble!! Alrighty then!! Sounds like a nice airtight alibi! Still not dumb enough for you? The wife just went to jail because she was pulled over and drug dealers were in her car with her. She told the arresting officers she never met those people in her life and that they had called her cell phone and asked her for a ride!! So where did they find her cell phone number to call her with and why were drugs in her purse if she is anti-drug and doesn't know these people? Simple, the people she never met before in her life that were in her vehicle with her planted the drugs in her purse to get her in trouble!! Still, need more? It gets better!! Her sister mugged a person in Meredith NH and so she puts on line how horrible this random criminal is and she hopes they find her soon and throw the book at her! Many people responded to her FB post saying, "Isn't that your sister?" She took the post down very soon after! LMAO!! Oh, but it gets better!! She used to rent from me before I found out what kind of piece of work she and her family are. She refuses to pay rent and eviction papers are filed. I go into the house to access the vast amounts of damage she and her cronies did. Inside are drug paraphernalia and things I was told were stolen from people I knew in the neighborhood! I call the police and they remove those items. What does she do? She files charges in court against me for stealing her belongings! I went to court and explained to the judge that all the drug paraphernalia and items she stole from area residents were not stolen by me at all and that all of it was safe and sound at the police station and she could pick it up anytime she wanted! The judge turned lots of colors as steam came out of his ears!! Case dismissed!! But she wasn't done with me in court! She wanted her junk car back she abandoned on my property so her husband tried to remove it in the dead of night even though he only had legal permission to remove it in broad daylight with police present! He was caught and told police he was merely going to drive it home. Well, it wasn't registered so criminal trespassing and attempting to drive an unregistered vehicle was added to his laundry list!! This made the wife mad so back to court where the judge explained that, since she refused to follow legal avenues to retrieve the car, the car now belonged to me. I went back, opened up the car, and found my mom's eBay stuff in the car!! eBay stuff with my mom's name clearly written on the packages!! Call the police and press charges for attempted theft as they stole my mom's stuff and were attempting to remove it from my property in the guise of an abandoned car that belonged to them originally. The husband then calls and yells at me saying I have no right to steal his things from that vehicle. I decided to play his wife's card and pretend to be the dumb one. I respond, "OMG!! I'm so sorry!! I was fully unaware that you had a sex change and had changed your name to a female name. I saw the female name on the eBay boxes and just assumed it was my mom's name as that is the same name as her!! I hope you are not offended by me sounding so insensitive to your recent sex change!!" Click!! He hung up!! Attempt to get the items they stole from my mom back failed so the wife became enraged and so they had their friend Kirk break into my company calendar to see where I would be and when. Once they thought no one would be around they broke into my house. It was a hot night and no air conditioner so they brought refreshments along. They needed light so they took my painter's tape and my trash bags and taped the bags to the window to cover the light. Sounds genius right? Wrong!! Fingerprints all over the trash bags and painter's tape!! DUH!! Not to mention the DNA and fingerprints on their refreshments and the fact that the refreshments were store brand so could be traced to the store they were purchased from!! Trying to explain why their fingerprints were on garbage bags and tape I myself had purchased proved to be difficult for both the wife and the husband!! LMAO!! Trying to explain why their friend Kirk was downloading my Google calendar to them proved even harder for them to explain away!! The moral to this story I'm sharing? Some criminals simply will never get it right and will simply never smarten up!! It seems this crime family is destined to be forever dumb!! Oh, by the way, they abandoned their dog in my house and then told police he wasn't in fact abandoned as they were coming back for him when I intervened by going in the house and finding him there!! They acted like I didn't have the right to be there and were offended by the fact I showed up and had the audacity to go in my own house!! How dare I!! LMAO!! Not to mention, if you stop and think about it, they literally just admitted to the police they were coming back!! LMFAO!!

[@salsylexhagen7423]

Thanks for sharing, it gave me and my friends a good laugh. What a story. I have to say you seemed to handle the whole sorry episode well and with comical dignity. I would've been stressed out and climbing the walls. Well done! 😀

[@MelodyMLucianoNorris-qe8lc]

@@salsylexhagen7423 oh trust me I had my moments that weren’t dignified nor lady like. Lmao

[@killeing]

"Stupid People aren't annoying. They're Entertainment." Omg i love that freaking tagline XD!!!!

[@Sciguy95]

One of my favorite stupid criminals is a guy that tried to rob an auto parts store but when told that the manager wasn't there to open the safe he gave them his phone number and said to call when the manager got back. When the police called he actually came back and got arrested.

[@brad9343]

1:35, I remember this story, this is Florida man with his weird ways of fortune and misfortune.

[@CRXL]

Great video!Keep it up!We will stand with you!

[@jamesupchurch6037]

If you are doing a part 2 of this, here's one Once, two robbers robbed a French McDonald's with a shot gun (they fired it at the ceiling and told everyone to get down) but, little did they know, they did it in front of two off duty GIGN units. GIGN is an anti-terroism team (like SWAT teams but well trained). The units waited until the robbers leave as to not hurt any civilians. When the robbers left after stealing €2000 ($2154.52 USD), the units got out too and chased the two robbers and got one, but the other tried shooting at the two GIGN units, one of the units gave him a nutrilizing shot to the belly. He was sent to the hospital. Luckily he made a full recovery, but unlucky for him, he got sent to jail.

[@tylergehring7879]

8:46 I laughed so hard and loud that it made my dog bark LMAO 😂😂

[@chrishogue7823]

4:48 Stupid people are annoying when they're in a position of authority within the government.

[@phantomxxx1418]

I♥️ waiting for videos to load 🤗. I like waiting for this one most because it's taking 3 minutes to load 😃😃😃

[@worldofcats4512]

3 minutes?!

[@wawaelias8842]

The way he chuckled, when he said " THE CALIFORNIA PHANTOM POOPER" BRUUHAHAHA!!!

[@pikazacian242]

I heard a story about a man trying to steal a propane tank by cutting it free with a WELDING TORCH! You read this correctly, someone tried freeing a tank full of highly flammable substances is a tight, pressurized area. Obviously, the sparks landed on the tank and burned through, the man was hurt but he didn't die and the cops found him with two broken legs and a broken welding torch, nobody else was caught up in the blast. He had a partner, but the partner ran away before the explosion as he realized it was a terrible idea

[@Kilbotz]

This reminds me of one I heard on Americas Dumbest Criminals way back in the nineties. I remember it after so long because it was so funny. At a prison on a very cold day the guards were having some coffee. When they heard a lot of banging on the front door to the prison. When they opened the door a man came bursting in and said he just broke out of the prison and because it's so cold he wants to come back in. So the guards let him back in and he got an extra ten years added on to his sentence for breaking out of jail.

[@keithroderick5105]

10:27 Someone's been playing too much Assassin's Creed

[@brycegipple387]

I really liked this! Could you do a Part 2?

[@jerryg50]

Some thieves robbed a bank. When their theft was on the radio and TV news they indicated the wrong amount that was stolen. One of the thieves got upset and called the TV station to tell them the correct amount. After a quick call trace the police showed up at the thieves door and arrested them!

[@brittneyjarvis7003]

Why do I feel like they wanted to go to jail 😂

[@roberttaylor6030]

There was a guy who used to go into a fried chicken place and claim he was from corporate checking their operation. He would walk around the back looking at things then say "well I'm going to eat before I go to my next stop then he just served himself and ate in the dining room. He got away with it for years at several locations.

[@Krysanya]

I may try this... lol

[@ghostface0927]

My cousin should be on this list. She committed armed robbery at a 7/11 2 blocks away from her house that she’s a regular at, with someone she barely knew. Surprisingly the cashier recognized her and her partner by their voices. The police raided her partners house where they found 4 unregistered firearms. Which he claimed belonged to her. She was charged with armed robbery and possession of illegal firearms.

[@bibstyr]

They want their freedom, they just don’t know how to earn it.

[@o_klla_5]

Yeh

[@godofchaos8131]

9:05 got me rolling on the floor. noice joke there.

[@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902]

Nuriel Pehowic you got the penis joke also

[@mariduck]

It noice It NoIcE

[@seevanmaroge]

My neighbours house was burglarized and a lot of stuff were stolen. When the weekend came we saw a garage sale sign on a stop sign and said let's go see if they have some nice stuff. We get there and my neighbour whispers to me "those are all my things that were stolen". Cops were called and you know the rest. I just couldn't believe that someone would have a garage sale in the same neighbourhood, it was literally a 5 minute walk from the robbers house to mine. We all had a great laugh after that.

[@Pot_GuyVR]

Legends say that the food delivery man still lies there this day and the food got cold

[@FrankJohn]

Agent P Enis waited long and hard...

[@hanadxxx6360]

if they were smart they couldn't have been thief

[@madkirk7431]

or wouldn't have been a theif...

[@irequireanamesomethingidon2612]

Hgyvtfygyhuh Ygihvutctvnininnin I wrote your whole name without a mistake

[@Error5038]

The Lawn Chair Bandit faild to master the art of staying so perfectly still that he becomes invisible

[@makutamon]

If I were that cop that arrested the robber attempting to hide in plain sight, I would have played a little hide-and-seek before actually arresting him.

[@drnumbnuts656]

“Hungry for punishment”. No citation needed.

[@jeremypruett1318]

I know someone who broke into a skate park, and broke his leg while in there, having to call 911.

[@LectronCircuits]

Burglar hanging from window was the absolute funniest. Cheers!

[@VictorAFurr]

9:39 this story made me laugh especially with the person handing the officer the hamburger instead of their license and registration.

[@reichtangle4146]

8:44 what?

[@chronaii6625]

Nobody: BE AMAZED: Agent P. Enis, *Genital investigation sqaud*

[@spacekid9680]

XD

[@eastreap5848]

XD

[@wreckender7]

XD

[@riverbender9898]

Always good. I did miss the captions. Thanks,

[@Wellch]

riverbender me too

[@nattvandraren8676]

this reminds me of when there was a fire at a special home for youth and young adults who need extra support in everyday life during high school that I lived in from 2016 to 2021. one late evening in March 2017, I and other schoolchildren who lived in the accommodation were woken up by the fire alarm having been triggered and the entire stairwell was full of fire smoke. everyone who lived in the accommodation came out and no one was hurt and those who took care of us thought it was an electrical cable that had started to spontaneously combust but I felt that this was not done by an electrical cable but someone trying toset fire to the residence and my instincts were right someone was trying to burn the residence down. the police had found a mattress that someone had set fire to in a south room that didn't even have a light on and they had no idea who or who it was so about a month later it happened again. but this time the police had caught two people smiling behind bars. but those people weren't that smart. the first fire they sat outside the residence and laughed and the second time they did the same thing as the police arrested them a man and a woman and the rest is history.

[@beatricedeane6857]

My house got robbed and they snorted my dads pain meds, stole a bunch of our guns and my brothers math book but since they snorted pills, they wrecked down the road from us and obviously ended up going to jail pretty quickly 😂

[@TUYENTRAN-qh4yz]

Cop: you’re under arrest, get over here Criminal: it’s free real estate Cop: bruh

[@silenttera666]

And here I thought Scully was the only one, but these criminals had their fair share of butt-dial moments.

[@dalehammond3591]

A few years back a suspect escaped from a city police car. Ran down the street and entered a building to hide. The problem was.... the building was a Sheriff station.

[@salsylexhagen7423]

😆🤣😂 I would've loved to have seen his face when he realised what he had done.

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Someone robbed a shop near me and was caught because he was running down the street with the till😂😂😂😂

[@DiamondYoshi101]

I'm imagining him running (or trying to run) with the big ATM machine you see at banks and I'm wondering if that's accurate.

[@KISSArmySoldier]

@@DiamondYoshi101 it was the cash register not the atm

[@miekam9675]

Well that's new lol 😆

[@chasepriest6059]

"Somewhere in a CIA back office, agent Peter Enis sits waiting long and hard and patiently to this day for his new recruit. Wonder what's taking her so long?" I'm guessing she must be somewhere in a beautiful metal box that keeps her good and clean, and not to mention, super comfy... XD ROFLMFAO

[@Pehmokettu]

Some decades ago here in Finland one hunter was annoyed that his forest cabin was emptied by the burglars couple of times. So he put some bear traps inside his cabin. Using bear traps outdoors is illegal here in Finland but using them indoors was OK then because that was not hunting. A criminal broke the window of the cabin, injured himself with the bear traps but unfortunately the injuries were so bad that he died. And because the window was broken some animals entered the cabin and ate the corpse of the criminal. That was probably too cruel punishment for the burglar but at least the cabin owner did not do anything wrong. :D

[@TapeFaceYT]

if i were an undercover fbi agent i dont think it would be a good idea to tell an entire random fast food resteraunt

[@cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160]

New potential Darwin Award winners here

[@darriusramdial2310]

I swear to God almost every dumb modern criminal always been caught because of technology and social media

[@MidnightDStroyer]

What? Is it too much of a stretch to understand that every cellphone is actually a tracking device? The phone company can track your actual position within about 10 feet, in real time.

[@Mindset6927]

We used to live on a farm, and one night our dinner was rudely interrupted by a very drunk intruder. My dad chased him away, and he fell into a hole that my brother and I had dug to make an underground fort. He couldn't climb out, so my father left him there until the police arrived.

[@Andrew-df1dr]

Well done for showing the Australian ones. You got the driving wheel on the right side and called it the Magistrates Court which was also correct.