DUMBEST THINGS WE DID AS KIDS PT 3 | Alonzo Lerone

[@mollybutwell850]

This is about my brother not me. When he was 8 he created his own “gang” ( sat together at lunch ), and you had to give him 2$ to get in, he made about 40$ and then disbanded the gang. He is a natural hustler.

[@Ky_5002]

Hahaha omgggg kids be smart

[@jihue]

damn, smart.

[@zimnizzle]

He must know my sister. She opened a bank in her room. She made us all deposit money. Then she hung a sign up on her door saying her bank closed. We asked for our money back but she said her bank wasn’t federally insured. She couldn’t have been more than 8 years old.

[@emarks232]

I would do that

[@EclecticGreyWitch]

@@zimnizzle I am impressed!

[@michaelaeriksson]

I have so many questions about his t-shirt he's wearing.

[@kimpeters5800]

It's the notebook but with 45 and lil Kim on it

[@jayrossbeauty]

I just want to know who gave him that and why! 😂😂😂

[@ffbutterball8271]

I immediately started questioning it. It was the first thing I looked at after he started talking lol

[@That-Wanderer]

It's so distracting, I barely heard anything he said... 😂

[@Cassxowary]

They’re at least friends...

[@ShotoTodoroki-mi7wo]

WHEN HE SAID “ wanna go for a walk?” I LITERALLY DIED WHEM CASH’S HEAD POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE.

[@adriannahibbard7186]

Lmao!

[@DizzyIzzy-ze6hh]

Lmao same

[@DoubleJLiveIssaVibe]

17:39 i had to tag it 😂💀

[@icecake3602]

MY NAME IS NOT 5 WEENIES MY NAME IS SHOTO TODOROKI FROM CLASS....😅

[@malloryfaith4423]

I WAS PLAYING THIS ON MY LIVING ROOM TV AND MY DOG HEARD HIM SAY “wanna go for a walk?” AND HE CAME SPRINTING OUT OF THE KITCHEN🤣🤣🤣

[@nr6916]

I hated math so much when I was younger (I still do) that I cried and fought tooth and nail when I saw those stupid foam counters. It got to the point where I acted in a psychotic rage. This happened every day for math time. I recently saw my old assistant teacher and she told me when she went back to college, she couldn’t do math because all she could see was my hysterical face. Now she’s an English teacher instead. I’m not sure how I feel about this legacy

[@Funnylookingpotato]

The dumbest thing I did as a kid was want to be an adult.

[@ARMY_for_10_years]

BEST ANSWER!

[@neskii7005]

Melissa bruh we all in the same boat😭

[@katymbeke8400]

Melissa After watching my mom with my baby sister, it's safe to say I want to be a baby again. I'll have mom to take care of me and abide to my every need. I'll be able to smile around other people without the need to suppress my emotions. I'll get to play with toys... But I get to make my own choices, stay up late and eat food in my room cause I'm an angsty teen, so I got that going for me. AND I'm still the favourite, my baby sister could be the death of my mom.

[@neesajanae798]

ik like why did we all want to be grown😭

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@neesajanae798 I think it was for the simple fact that we didn't have any freedom to do whatever we want. Our parents were our bosses as much as we were theirs.

[@jessicadeluca8012]

When I was little I convinced my sister her heartbeat was a baby kicking and that it was gonna come out of her ear. A few days later I hid an egg under her pillow and she was so excited she came running down the stairs and tripped. The egg smashed and she cried for 2 hours screaming she killed her baby. I got grounded for the whole summer and my sister still won't eat eggs.... It's been 10 years.

[@car_lifepassion252]

That is pure evil but funny as hell

[@04sinaloa17]

Omg poor thing hahaha

[@rousselfolas8072]

Noooo😂😂😂😂 thats so sad

[@kathy8235]

Satan: I just wanna say im a huge fan

[@cfields242013]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleyg893]

The beetle and termite thing refers to the scene in the lion king when Timon and Pumba were teaching Simba that bugs taste like chicken.

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

"Slimy, yet Satisfying!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Diamon.d]

👌🙌

[@craftymamamoment5407]

Haha yea !

[@SunStorm18722]

Also right before Nala chases after Pumba, I think he was trying to eat a beetle

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

@@SunStorm18722 Also true!

[@meganreid132]

Anyone else sometimes laugh harder when Alonzo dies laughing than at the actual joke? Idk sometimes his laughter makes it funnier

[@rosewendproductions3428]

Listen- I did a lot of stupid things as a child. However, a story that my mother loves to tell was when I was 3 years old. She was polishing my father's shoes and I was so intrigued by the polish I kept trying to grab it. My mother, concerned I would get into it, put it up on the highest shelf in the bathroom. Her mistake was- she let me see where she put it. I waited for her to go to bed, snuck into the bathroom- created a staircase out of the drawers, and found that shoe polish. The next morning my mother walked into my newly painted and decorated room to find my masterpiece smeared all of the walls, all over the new carpet, all over the new bedsheets and all over me. So you guys know, I graduated College in art.

[@vix2353]

N I c e

[@deguole9858]

I mean u got something good out of it right? 😂

[@sameolsteph8781]

When the Catwoman movie with Halle Berry came out, after watching that I laid on my kitchen floor for about 2 hours pretending to be dead, trying to get my cat to sit on my chest and revive me so i could have powers like Catwoman. Now i have my own child and i see him running to touch spiders to be spiderman, and i cant really judge lmao I feel him

[@Lilbeaniees]

Everyone talking about his shirt, but is no one talking about how he almost busted his ass rn 🤣 12:20

[@nervousnori]

𝙇𝙖𝙡𝙖 𝘿𝙪𝙝 Word! That was funny! 😂 🤣

[@Ms_deshia]

Right 😂😂

[@NeonMedusaVI]

I played that shit in 0.5 speed and was fucking crying

[@leahsky3812]

ThatTrico NamedTay rigjt

[@killahjay1000]

Yeah but, 17:36

[@maddiemorgan5805]

Nobody makes me laugh as hard as you 😂 you’re a beautiful person lol

[@dayshadominguez2005]

I still can’t with his dog only responding when he says “Wanna go for a walk”😂 17:40

[@taylorhayward5439]

My dog only listen when I say that too...

[@JujuMiu69]

This is actually about my little brother. When he was like 6 years old he got pissed off at his grandma, went upstairs, stole her dentures and put them in the microwave 😂 Then told her “how do you like melted teeth?” 😂😂

[@jomariaa05]

nooooo wayyyyy 🤣

[@MadiMoo-jm7pd]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@cassidybradley1591]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@DoubleJLiveIssaVibe]

Somebody come get me out this grave

[@_kawaiisai_8711]

Damn

[@brandonpurple165]

When I was 6 years old, I was petting my Mother's Black Cat named Tom. His Fur felt dry to me so I Vaselined Tom and my mother saw the Cat and asked why did I do that to the cat. I told her "Cause he was Dry" Tom for the next 8 years didn't swat at me ever again for petting him. I honestly think he was afraid I was gonna Vaseline him again.

[@hosannachristensen1722]

When I was graduating from kindergarten we all had to go up in front of all the parents and tell them what we wanted to be when we grow up. So a week before I went up to my mom and asked her what it was called when you studied rocks and sea shells. She told me that was called being a beach bunny. So I went up after the girl who wanted to be an Aid worker and said proudly that I wanted to be a beach bunny. My mom told me after it was actually called being geologist. I honestly think she was more embarrassed then I will ever be.

[@jordydemeyere5029]

Alonzo: "You laugh, you lose" Also Alonzo: * Doesn't stop laughing *

[@Danigirl125]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO😂😂

[@dawildkitcat1662]

I guess I lost. And so did he

[@Danigirl125]

Da Wild KitCat SAME

[@yas7821]

The shirt had me come straight to the comments 😂😂

[@itsjustkayy6833]

Same

[@juleslover1]

Same bro XD

[@angeloves1d]

SAMEEE!!!!

[@lindymoyo9118]

Sameee😂😂

[@ericaevoy1]

SAME

[@dennyhuang240]

THIS IS MY MOST EMBARRASING STORY: So this was about 7 years ago, my little brother was just starting 1st grade, and that was his first year riding a school bus. I was in the 6th grade, so being the smart-ass I was, I told my brother the school bus we were supposed to get on was broken down and I pointed to a greyhound bus picking up passengers across the street and told him that was our substitute bus. He actually believed me and I didn't notice he wasn't on the bus until we got halfway home. Me and my family ended up freaking out and filing a missing persons report because we thought he got kidnapped. That evening at about 11 at night, we found out that my brother got onto the Greyhound bus and went to a WHOLE DIFFERENT PROVINCE 7 HOURS AWAY, and my butt had never been more swollen from a whooping.

[@venus1nspace]

Denny Huang That's savage ngl

[@envyher95]

😂😂😂😂

[@CrysMaldonado]

That’s what you get 😭😂😂😂😂 my mom would’ve whooped my behind till no end too .

[@kati4684]

If I did that There would be no ass left

[@journeywithraven2544]

Denny Huang omg! Hilarious😂😭!

[@charlotteeyre7711]

At 17:35 when Kash popped up when Alonzo asked him if he wanted to go for a walk I almost suffocated from laughter 😂

[@MrDavis-sc2ql]

I'm a teen and when I was younger I asked a server at a restaurant for soup. She brought me the soup but gave me a fork. So being a dumb ace I grabbed the lady and said "spoon me now". My family still won't let it go.

[@lbmonk275]

Bruh how dumb do you have to be to give someone a fork with their soup?

[@paitynlol109]

OH NO... OH NO THAT IS SO BAD-

[@rachelgolubiewski5580]

😂😂 omg that's so embarrassing

[@Catglittercrafts]

It didn’t even occur to you it could have sounded sexual lol

[@rachelgolubiewski5580]

@@Catglittercrafts probably was one of those things you don't realize til you say it 😂 also they were younger

[@jalyncosby7906]

In kindergarten, for some reason, I was so paranoid about being caught in a fire. We had our first fire drill, I ran out of my classes door, and didn’t stop. I went down the street, I kept going until I reached a house next to the highway. The teacher calmed me down and they had to warn me every time there was going to be a drill in elementary. I still cried though.

[@MsKHope6307]

The beetle is from when Timone and Pumba went into the log to show Simba where the “Grub” was, that’s where the termites and beetles were along with some worm jump offs😝

[@hyumaru.mp6]

Alonzo's wheeze literally can cure depression.

[@kadewhitaker1970]

when i was 3, i embarrassed my mom at Christmas dinner by pulling her “toy” out of her purse and throwing it on the table while all the adults were eating.

[@parmeiladhevi8602]

Ouch. That must have an unforgettable Christmas. 😂😂

[@mexyqueen29]

What was your punishment once you got home?😂😭

[@Psilocymen]

Omg that's hilarious 😂

[@samsmith8954]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@expressience]

Cough *Dlido*

[@themightycreative]

This happened to my mom... When she was about 8 years old, she was fascinated with those tiny little gecko lizards that you always see running around outside. Anyway, one time she managed to catch two of them (don't ask me how) and got them to bite down on her ears so she could wear them like earrings. Problem is, she couldn't figure out how to get them to let go. She freaked out for a couple hours, then that night she and the lizards fell asleep. My grandma was able to remove them. You can't make this up!

[@courtneyjackson8098]

I hope he reads this one 😂😂

[@shernelhenderson1134]

Lmao

[@tiannam3124]

Cute your little mom falling asleep with her lizard friends.

[@corvusdisambiguation69]

Throwback to when my little brother watched Wild Kratts and Donita Donata abducted a bunch of draco geckos

[@Doctor_Drama_Mama]

He needs to read this one

[@candicetruelove8164]

When I was 6 years old I was out with my mom running errands and going to the grocery store. Some time between the last errand before going to the store I needed to tinkle. I told my Mom repeatedly I "needed to go!" Well my mom promised that as soon as we got to the store I could go tinkle(obviously she being the adult she meant in the restroom) We pulled in and parked. i raced to unbuckled and jumped out of the car and started tinkling right beside the car in near full view of the entire parking lot and enterance/exit of the store. My Mom freaked out and ran around to my side of the car. In the process she was inquiring "CJ, what are you doing?" With my hands over my eyes I said deadA serious, "It's ok Mom. Nobody can see me because I can't see myself."

[@Scentedtea2000]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TabithaaLynnn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@13-KRSRadio]

When I was in kindergarten our class was talking about having a surprise party for the teaching assistant (I think it was her last day with our class). Our teacher made sure to emphasize that it was a surprise and to NOT tell the teaching assistant about the party. As soon as the teaching assistant came into the classroom I told her "We're having a surprise party for you!" 😅😅😅

[@kendrawilliams198]

That kid that taped there dad's eyes shut with stickers and beat him with a fly swatter is hilarious. 😂🤣

[@Cassxowary]

Their*

[@Moniiheart]

Yeah that was the funniest to me

[@kristamcnair1430]

*His or her

[@cookiescream7028]

When I was little I watched princess and the frog and sprayed perfume in the back of my throat thinking my breath would smell good just like he did on the movie. I was coughing up cherry blossom for a week😑

[@keeganmckristlly3234]

Underrated comment😂 i felt that

[@lailaa5284]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i once sprayed perfume in my mouth thinking that’s what people use for breath spray 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@christamenash5775]

Thanks to so many movies I almost did this too🤣🤣🤣

[@Ifneverx]

𝙻𝚖𝚊𝚘 😂

[@shelocsher2396]

😩😂😂😂

[@jackiehall1635]

When my nephew was about 5 in the middle of church, on the top of his lungs he asked “when’s Jesus coming? I’m getting tired of waiting!” 🤣🙈

[@constantconfusion4199]

Lmao

[@weatherbyty3832]

One time my sister told me to yell “Shut up ****” to one of the speakers at our church. I don’t want to remember what happened afterwards.

[@RandomSwiftie13]

@@weatherbyty3832 😂😂😂😂

[@adinadade8167]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@thatdarnkitteh]

Lol only 5 years of waiting and already he's impatient

[@meganbryant1463]

Welp. When I was about 7 or 8, me and my neighbor used to have ‘adventures’ in a small patch of woods in her back yard. We did the CRAZIEST stuff (to say the least). One time, we were playing ‘survival’ and pretending to be lost in the woods (which for us was just a a few feet consisting of a couple of pine trees) and we needed to set a fire in order to survive. So I ran to my house to grab matches and we went to her woods to make a fire so we could survive… My dad came over only a few minutes later because he saw smoke and got onto us for starting a fire. We genuinely thought that if we didn’t set this fire that we’d die. Thankfully it didn’t get big enough to do any damage or burn anything, especially since we lit the fire in a large hole we dug into moist dirt. I’ve never been so scared of my dad in my life. Needless to say, I wasn’t allowed to play with my neighbor for a week. She and I got in SO MUCH trouble together when we were little 😅

[@geekfreak2000]

In third grade, I got a pretty bad cut on my finger. I came home and showed my mom. While she went to get a new band-aid my little brother ( being the responsible 1st grader he was) knew what to do when someone was injured. He promptly called 911 and informed them that his sister was bleeding. My mom had to explain to him that 911 was only for serious injuries or emergencies. The 911 operator called the house back and my mom explained what happened. Not necessarily dumb, but misguided sweetness.

[@minnacruz7373]

When I was like 5 my mom left me alone in my room without my older sisters,I ended up coloring my entire body with a blue Crayola marker. Once my mom found me she put me in the bath and tried to get all the blue off of me, but I ended up turning green, after I got out the bath a ran around the house screaming “I’m hulk, SMASH SMASH 😂😂

[@akaashikeiji8005]

Minna Cruz 😱😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yoshidixon3896]

the question is: are you still green?

[@amandacarroll9841]

When I was 4 I fell down the stairs and broke my arm... come time to take the cast off my older brother thought it would be funny to convince me to put fake blood packets inside the cast. When they turned that power saw on to cut the cast off fake blood gushed every where I screamed and the nurse passed out in the floor...

[@DanielPinel]

Poor nurse.

[@parktaekookdanity6379]

Where on earth did he get blood packets..

[@kagemushashien8394]

Now that's a prank gone too far, come to think of it, it has now lost the title of being a prank

[@kagemushashien8394]

@@parktaekookdanity6379 he was the older brother, so he had access to the store

[@PR166lolly]

Not a very reliable nurse I see

[@oliviarupp2606]

When me and my little brother were in 6th grade . Our next door neighbor would give us lectures about how we need to act better and how we acted up so bad .so we threw paint on the back of her house it’s still there to this day 😂😂😂

[@livm9306]

This story is about my brother. When I was like 11 my mom and dad went to the store and left me to watch my little brother. He told me he was hungry so I told him to heat up leftovers from the restaurant. Like 10 minutes later I hear him scream, I didn’t think much of it as he used to scream at the tv while playing video games. Then he slowly walked upstairs, opened the door and calmly told me The microwave blew up.

[@yoshidixon3896]

omg when i was 11 i did almost the same thin g except i got lucky, it didn't blow up, or even spark. for ONE WHOLE MINUTE

[@arielmarie8493]

I liked the fact that he just fell off his chair and got back up like nothing happened 😂😂😂

[@susanagiraldo8750]

Honestly, I think Alonzo has fallen so many times from his chair. It does not face him anymore.🤣

[@alonzo]

Let’s not talk about that, please

[@mekhicolmes6904]

What’s funny is he fallen off the chair plenty of times before

[@destinydm7706]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JennyAnn1993]

@@susanagiraldo8750 I'm sorry to do this but phase lol

[@sheerabrunson703]

When I was a kid, I was scared of costumes, mascots, animals, and anything. One Christmas, when I was about 4 or 5, Santa Claus came to my classroom to hand out candy. I RAN to the bathroom and locked myself in there. It took my teachers a long time to get me out.

[@CaptainNamikaze]

They’re kind of scary if you think about it, especially when they’re all covered up and you cannot see their faces..

[@sheerabrunson703]

@@julielanham9638 Don't get me started on Chuck E Cheese! My first and last time I went there was when I was three. I hid under the tables and in between the arcade games to get away from him. He looked creepy

[@honeyprincess9958]

I was the same way. I grew up in the city so whenever we had to walk through time square I cried the ENTIRE time. Just a couple of months ago I was visiting and they wanted the whole tourist style experience so I took them to Time Square but I forgot about the people in the suits and had a panic attack when 3 elmos came at me from different directions 😳 I’m still so shook til this day

[@pjelly633]

I 🧡 your video's, I've loaded all of my favourite one's into a play list, and if I'm in a mad mood I hit play. You have also replaced my audio books, because when I fall asleep to your video's, I wake up in the best mood ever. Thank you.

[@gracebeth3915]

When I was 9, my family had these spinning stool chairs in the kitchen, I loved to spin on them but one day my mum got mad at me and said “Carry on and you will fall, I won’t be the one taking you to the doctor!!”, me being a little Satan child looked her dead in the eye and took it as a challenge, I braced myself for the biggest spin ever, the minute I started spinning was the moment I regretted it, the stool started to tip and my soul came out of my body, my pride left me faster than my ex did, my name may be Grace but I promise you there was nothing Graceful about it, my ass went ZOOM, I ended up hitting my head and ear on the burning hot radiator and there was a moment of silence, my mum was trying to figure out wether to say “i told you so” or to come and comfort me and make sure I was okay, turns out my mum was the one who took me to the doctors....

[@pettylevelexpert984]

It’s even funnier that old girl’s mom didn’t come back for her...she just sent the police! 😂

[@macadamia93]

My mom told me this story: When I was 1 or 2, I was running around the house butt-ass naked (things never change) when I happend upon a bowl of cantelope. I took a piece, dropped it, and proceeded to urinate all over it. I then PICKED UP the freshly marinated piece of fruit and placed it back in the bowl. That whole time I never broke eye contact with my father, this is what you might call a "power move."

[@redspond]

Duncan McAdam OKAY BUT WHAT THE HECK XD

[@wrenwhite8402]

Yes. Assert dominance by pissing on the fruit. Your enemy’s are shaking in their boots sir. Good job.

[@voidvortex0]

" things never change "😂

[@heathermcfarland6317]

*Lion King* When Simba went to live with Timon and Pumbaa they taught him how to eat bugs to survive. That’s what they were talking about with the ants, termites, and beetle

[@jessicabass94]

When I was twelve, I ended up having to go to the hospital with an entire toilet attached to my leg. I was climbing on the toilet to reach something on a higher shelf and didn't put the toilet lid down. I slipped and my leg went into the drain and got stuck. They had to have the fire department come out and shut off the water and pull the toilet up out of the bathroom to have it removed at the hospital because they couldn't get my foot out.

[@calimmoore]

i should not have laughed at this as hard as i did lmao

[@marshadow4802]

You are LYING

[@jessicabass94]

@@marshadow4802 I wish I was 😂😂

[@arielgranger143]

I cant tell you how hard i laughed at this XD

[@rodneygong8226]

I feel so bad for laughing so much at this 😭😭😂 I’m just picturing people just staring at u wondering why on earth you are stuck in the toilet lol

[@TyJayManagement]

The funniest part of the video was Cash’s Lil head popping right up when you said “wanna go for a walk” 😂😭

[@gerardwayseyelash]

17:39 lol

[@CatrionaCharles]

I have tears streaming down my face. 🤣I'm amazed Alonzo knew were he was and how to get him to pop up.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Yep, he was ready.^^

[@buddyzmama1]

Lmao yes 🤣 Alonzo: "Cash! Cash!!" Cash: 😴😴 Alonzo: "... wanna go for a walk?" Cash: 😀 *yos please*

[@morganpearson7453]

Lol

[@caitlintsuchiya9806]

are we not going to talk about how he fell off his chair

[@sisir6817]

LMFAOOO

[@megandunnett7900]

He seems to fall off his chair every video, he enjoys himself that much.

[@elp141]

I thought he was secretly drunk

[@ashleightemplar5153]

I was looking for this comment 👌🏼😂

[@theog_komi4352]

LMAO

[@halleluiah01]

On the lion King there's probably a referring to the part when they teach cymba how to eat the bugs when he stays with Tamone and Pumba. and I believe there is a part it might be when they are digging for the bugs to show him how to eat the bugs

[@graycie7404]

When was 12, me and my family we’re staying in a hotel. They all went down stairs to the pool and I stayed upstairs to take a nap. A fire started in the hotel and I woke up heard the alarm but was like “whatever if I die I die” and went back to sleep. A firefighter ended up carrying me out of the hotel in his arms while I was still sleeping. I had to go to the hospital for smoke inhalation. I almost died whoops

[@yoshidixon3896]

at 12 years old? i get why you wouldnt car e if u dide.

[@Sonylauxe]

Omg

[@ayannahawkins2194]

Girl wth 💀💀💀

[@stephenstephenson790]

HSJAIHENAISH MOOD

[@libetsycepero1405]

Kellan this is what I would do tbh

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

Warning: DON'T watch while eating. I almost choked to death.

[@-danni-4115]

I’m eating cookies right now😭

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

@Jacahrie Hilliard get a dictionary: tater tots 😁

[@sjcflawless]

I had to stop the video a quarter way through and drink some water and pickle juice on how much my stomach cramped laughing so hard!

[@rachellarson9500]

I learned by eating animal crackers

[@fernandolomas6635]

Not surprising lol

[@leahistrying1501]

Me and my cousins were playing around with an old telephone, (which we thought was broken), and we dialed 911 for fun.(the call didn't actually go through).We "called" some more random numbers, and then we sat down and chatted for a bit. A few minutes later we were looking out the window, when a fire truck, ambulance, and two police cars came down the street. We went into panic mode. One cousin ran down the hallway and dove into the linen closet, sheets and pillows flying, the other ran to my bedroom, and I could hear her opening my closet. I was frozen in place. I could already see my mom with the belt in my mind. The vehicles had stopped at this point, across the street from my house. Turns out our neighbor set his wife on fire (her dress at least) when he was trying to make burgers. (the wife was okay-slightly toasted tho)

[@kiritoshi0]

"I could already see my mom with the belt in my mind." me: *starts laughing harder and chokes on a popcorn corneal*

[@audrey8508]

Kiritoshi 0 lmao i inhaled a cheese ball when he said the wife was slightly toasted

[@kiritoshi0]

@@audrey8508 heh I was drinking my Dr. Pepper at one point and laughed while swallowing it....it came out of my nose! That shit burned.

[@jasmineduran6731]

😂😂😂 That was too funny!

[@autumnrogers2933]

"set his wife on fire" I flinched a mile and had to read that again. Thankfully I continued on before I had a heart attack

[@Sky-bv2bo]

When I was about 6 and my little brother was 5, on a Saturday we got really bored and I had one of those cleaning sets with the small broom and such. My little brother was flushing his small plastic dinosaurs down the toilet when I walked up to him with my broom and said "Can I put this in your ear?" He got all excited and allowed me to. Seconds later blood was all over the floor and the broom, my brother started crying and I was running away as fast as possible trying to find somewhere to hide so I don't get into trouble.

[@mayianowtf.]

12:38 “when I was 17 months my parents left me on the bed for 2 minutes “ Alonzo: *reading* .... my parents left me in the bed for 2 months 👀 2 MONTHS Me: Alonzo where u see that at 👀😂

[@MachallaNaNaNa]

When I was a kid, I would end up peeing my pants occasionally because I didn't want to use any toilet. Why? You know in fairy tales when people appear in the water? I was afraid that was gonna happen while I was using the toilet and I didn't want to pee on anyone.

[@defsnotzariimariee]

When i was little my cousin had a necklace of jesus and told me if I was ever in trouble call out his name.... I got up on my grandmas table and started dancing and she came in the living room, I was about to get my ass beat, and i said jesus help me and everyone laugh... I didnt get my ass beat lmao😂😂😂😂😂(fyi my mom told me this)

[@graves5526]

Dumbest thing I did(that I can remember lol) when I was a kid was breaking a part on my dad's SUV engine. I was 12 and didn't understand that not everything was meant to be as tight as possible. Helping dad Change the mount for the oil filter on his expedition when he got a phone call. I decided I would go ahead and put the bolts in and tighten them down. I wound up cracking the metal on the mount(was aluminum). Dad smacked me twice. Once for breaking the part and once for having to wait over 6 hours until my mom came home From work.

[@laurenbenoit6209]

When I was 7, I was getting my first communion. After I drank the wine, I turned to my parents who were sitting in the back of the church and yelled “Mmmm this is good! Can I have more when I get home?”

[@toridunn2880]

I swallowed my grandmas ring when I was like 7 and was scared she would be mad at me so when she asked me if I’d seen it I told her no. After 2 weeks I got sick (flu) and thought I was dying so I told her I was dying because I had committed a crime when she had questioned me I had told her about the ring she was a little mad but she was too busy laughing at me. We was talking about this a week ago and she said that it was a good thing that I had swallowed her ring because she didn’t need it after she divorced him 7 years ago.

[@sorayatchakam5462]

WOW!!!!

[@Goobergal8705]

I was 20 months old, my mom took me to the school to drop off some forms (she was going to be a teacher), soon after she went inside, I was able to shift the car into drive, and ended up coasting into the school. Ended up in the newspaper, confusing plenty of people who wondered how a 20 month old crashed a car into the school.

[@M9219-k9i]

I mean why is your mom leaving a 20 month old baby in a vehicle alone? Smh bad parenting at it’s finest.

[@kenmakozume7341]

@@M9219-k9i they were was almost 2 years old and it was probably gonna be quick.

[@occasionalgamer8092]

@@kenmakozume7341 it's still child endangerment tho

[@DarePerfect]

​@@occasionalgamer8092how?😂

[@MOMMYANDBOOBOO3]

You be cracking us completely completely up like usual of course LMBO LMBO!! 👩🏼‍🦰👩🏼‍🦰

[@philipjeroldgarnado8539]

My embarrasing story: When I was 4 years old my mom was telling my 7 years old sister how is it hard to get pregnant early (my mom wasn't a teenage mom) and telling her the pain of going to deliver a child. Out of curiosity I went to the bathroom and shove a gummy bear in my behind and try to push it out to feel what pain my mom was talking about and I didn't feel anything, I went to my sister and said that it wasn't painful and she give me a confuse look and i told her what I did and she smack me in the head saying that it doesn't work that way and saying that I was a guy and couldn't get pregnant.

[@RandomSwiftie13]

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

[@anathkantonda]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@livo.12]

Omg it was already crazy but then the endddd

[@cheetos_and_kilos]

What the hell!? 😐😂

[@loreeeni2596]

I-😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@kamilpierce1530]

When I was 6 years old I jumped of a slide at a playground singing the song “I believe I can fly” thinking that I would fly like a bird

[@cîseestheworld]

They probably ate bugs because of that song about “no worries for the rest of your days “

[@evie769]

Hakuna Matata

[@savannah1157]

Hakunamata

[@noasher123]

Ciara Blocker HAkuna matata

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

Two stupidest things I did as a kid were when I was like 2-3 , (I lived in New Cassel NY at the time) I saw a garbage truck outside so I went outside and went behind the truck. My parents and grandma thought I went into the truck and when it drove away , they saw me. And when I was a bit older later , I played on my mom's phone and I stupidly dialed 911 for no reason and hung up mid-call. A few minutes later , another call came up so I answered it and as soon as I heard : "Need a police?" I immediately hung up.

[@fionavera4036]

That shirt is everything, I need it😂😂

[@Leannejlove]

😂 You can get it from wish. (If you didn't know)

[@kade_ydstie6617]

God dammit! U beat me to it! Thats the first fricken thing I noticed. I'll probably still comment it anyway😂

[@davidmmuench]

Same!

[@btsarmygurl8136]

Edwina Jones hi army

[@kryceksangel]

It is stupid

[@audrey8508]

As a child I thought everything tasted how it smelled that proceeded to me eating candles, soap, and my shining moment was trying to eat a scented permanent marker and having to go to school for days explaining why my tongue and teeth were stained blue.... let’s just say after that my mom and dad started sending me to a therapist. My friend also convinced me blue fire was cold and that joke ended with a hospital trip. Edit: people are asking me why I would need to go to therapy... I was 10 not 4

[@lorenaarnette6395]

I have a brother who would eat my damn chapsticks! I loved the cherry scented ones. And, I would be the one who got in trouble, cuz why did I let him do that? 😒

[@jordankribs2954]

Lorena Arnette I feel this comment all the way down to my core

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

Why did that require therapy Your parents literally just needed to explain to you that scent and taste weren't the same thing Idgi

[@audrey8508]

KissMyAspergers I was 10....I did it repeatedly, I had a problem.

[@audrey8508]

Lorena Arnette did that too lol

[@karinac3305]

After he almost busted his ass he forgot how to read and read “2minutes” as “2months” 😭😭

[@denim2132]

I was like what is he talking about. Then I saw months and thought that he just mixed the two.

[@karinac3305]

Denim yes omgg 😭😭 i was wondering if he would ever realize that he read it wrong !!

[@madalice5134]

When I was 5 I would practice standing on one leg and wore a lot of pink because I wanted to be a flamingo when I grew up. When I finally realized that wasn't going to happen I decided my new dream was to be a pirate queen.

[@Lucky_Logan]

"Get a dictionary..." Yet continues to read every other story wrong damn dyslexia 😂😂😂

[@AngelWingsYT]

alonzo: they left me on the bed for 2 months?!?!?! *rereads it* oh...minuets XD thats a lot better

[@kaylamayo7596]

Lmbo hahah yes !!!

[@tatiannatv8527]

Oh my gosh what is that shirt 😂😂

[@ninaboosexy]

Making my eyes vomit!

[@HopelessDreamersClub]

Lmao I want it

[@RusticMagnolia]

Epic

[@nicolewheeler8076]

I need it lol

[@dmann218]

One time in the middle of winter, when I was like 4 or 5, my dad was driving home with me asleep in the back. It was snowing out and we went under a tunnel, when we came out the other side I said "dad its f**king snowing again". He turned around and asked what I said and I responded "its f**king snowing again" and passed out.

[@parmeiladhevi8602]

Did you pass out from fear, butt Whooping, you fell back to sleep or all of the above? 😂

[@Kdannyst]

I don't remember how old I was but I jumped off a jungle gym (around 7 ft in the air) with an umbrella because I thought it would make me float down slow. I landed fine, but I broke the umbrella and my mom was mad. I also lied about how it broke and I'm pretty sure she knew I was lying.

[@abbymccauley2966]

Everyone just gonna ignore what's happening on his T-shirt

[@KatsukiBakugou-mv1pc]

It was the first thing I saww😂😂

[@sugas_canoe_flippers]

They're in love

[@geezee8710]

I love the shirt. I think it's the scene from The Notebook

[@candicetruelove8164]

Nope. I love it and I want it!

[@kaitlynnradisovich1212]

When I was 7 I grabbed a candle from off the table to smell it. I didn't realize it was lit. I ended up with hot wax all down the front of me... My mom freaked out and to this day still won't leave candles in my reach. I'm now 25

[@BigJohnster]

The dumbest thing I did when I was little is tell my brother to call the cops when we were playing cops and robbers so he dialed 911 and hung up. About 5 minutes later three cop cars fly down our street and knock on the front door and my oldest brother answered it because my parents weren’t home and then my brother ran out side and asked the cops if they were part of the back up called. Then when my parents got home and asked us why three cop cars just left our street and we all acted like we didn’t know.

[@emarks232]

I feel like that happens so often

[@FebbieG]

When I was little, I loved the half ponytail hairstyle, but I didn't know how to use elastic bands yet, so I used gum instead. I wasn't happy about getting my hair cut afterward.

[@PhoenixArisesAgain]

The bugs were "slimy yet satisfying" in the Lion King.

[@Seawitch555]

They looked so yummy •~•

[@ShadowsAppear]

No CRUNCHY!😂

[@Y2k_yo7690]

Lol they did make those bugs look good

[@thesuperiorkitten]

no worries

[@ainamaninaahmad9407]

Now i remember hahaha

[@killingkisa7243]

Story: when I was 17 months old my parents left me on their bed for 2 minutes Alonzo: reads, "when I was 17 months old my parents left me on their bed for 2 months"

[@calliemcduffie6679]

My dad: “ Tell your sister to get in here now” Me: “Daddy said get your a** in the living room now” My snitch of a sister: Callie said the A-word * my parents forgot about my sister’s bad behavior and I ended up getting in trouble Yep... I’m that middle child😂 and I have NO regrets

[@lexcos.1016]

Middle child gang!!!

[@shortsweet8563]

Me too!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm a middle and a 'baby' and a oldest, (mom had my 2 old sisters from a previous relationship and then me and my lil sis when she got married, so I was born and was the baby for 3 yrs (my 2 older sisters were 10 and 12) and then my lil sis was born. But my older sisters still spoiled me lol!! My baby sis was hella bad lol.

[@NinaSharee]

Middle child blues

[@AmonAmarthFan609]

3:58 I can vividly hear that in my head 😂 "I CAME IN LIKE A WREEE---WOOAAH!" *CRASH*

[@allymaltas3969]

When I was 7 me, my friend and my dad were playing hide and go seek. I thought I was a genius by hiding in the dryer when there were still clothes inside. I told my friend to close the dyer door so my dad wouldn't know I was in there. It workered......my dad ended up turning the dryer on while I was inside of it. I must've spun around about 4 times before he heard the thump of me rolling around. I had to go to the doctor and I was in a lot of pain from being tossed around. Needless to say I never hid in the dryer again 🤣

[@princesstoopy]

“she probably traumatized every time she passes starbucks” IM CRYIGBGNDO

[@sleepymoozi]

SAMEEEEE I WHEEZED

[@smegan10]

I’m sure everyone’s done this but when I was little I tried to chase after my own shadow and one day ended up skidding face first across a parking lot.

[@TheOverThinker95]

Haha! I can relate!! One time I got a bunch of family members to watch me “catch my shadow” and I fell face first into gravel. My face was scratched up for weeks..

[@Thisaccountiscringe]

i got scared by my own shadow it was actaully a week ago

[@isabellahowat3857]

I once kept complaining to my parents my arm was seriously hurting (I was like 5 btw) they didn’t really believe me but after a few days they took me to the doctor and we got one X-ray done me once they did the X-ray, I said “I feel all better” and skipped out the doctors office.. years later at the age of 10ish, I kept complaining my spine was hurting they didn’t believe me considering what happened previously but when I turned 17 they took me to the chiropractor and found out it had been fractured for 7 years and had scoliosis and degenerating muscles in my back. 😌 they now believe me when I’m in pain

[@paulbegley1529]

Hello,how are you doing today?

[@lotuzz1845]

when i was like 10, i got into the car with my friend and his parents but my friend didn’t close his door all the way so when we were turning in an intersection, the door flew open and my friend was halfway out the door hanging on to the seatbelt for dear life trying to get back in while i sat there laughing for 10 minutes straight

[@PBandJuliana]

I’d pay to see that

[@victoriamalone-vandurme6089]

This happened to my brother

[@megs9584]

When I was about 11 we were swimming at my grandmas friends pool. It was early in the summer and I forgot my nose clamp. So what does my grandpa do? The man gave me a pair orange ear plugs to put IN my nose. Just enough to be snug so not to let water in. After jumping into the pool they rushed up my nose and I ended up in the ER in order to get them out! My grandpa told everyone it was my idea.

[@josephbons1]

Timon and pumbaa's feast scene man, there's was beetles.

[@bubblesdarke5226]

"Oh, the little cream filled kind" lol

[@alicewilloughby4318]

17:41 - That face!!! That sweet, fuzzy little FACE!!! 21:37 - Poor cat!

[@katrin896]

Cash's selective hearing killed me 😂😂 His little head popping up from behind the couch 😂😂😂😂

[@dmajae]

*KASH

[@taylorhayward5439]

When I was 4, my dad was sleeping. I had gotten into the kitchen cabinet and got a glass to fill with water, I walked into my dads room and tried to dump water into his mouth. I hit his lip and it started bleeding. I ran away yelling “sorry sorry sorry”

[@gracecomeau2572]

taylor hayward was he ok ?

[@daniellesmintflavoredgum4866]

Hahahahhahah sorry sorry sorry I can’t lmao

[@rae7864]

LOOL were you tryna waterboard his ass ?!??! Wtf girl 😂😂🙏

[@melleighanichols3576]

When my younger sister was little, she was scared of the color green. You could put her on a blanket on the grass and she would refuse to move. She was also terrified of bugs, so my mom would put a fake fly on cans of soda to keep my sister from drinking them.

[@hammkem7778]

😂

[@kaylamayo7596]

Oh wow thats a good idea haha

[@chirone_]

The thing is, why was she so scared of green?

[@wareeshasiddiqui2048]

This should have been in the video 🤣!

[@mandielou]

She was scared of grass and bugs not the actual color green. She would've been scared of the grass and bugs if they were purple too. Lol most babies are terrified of the grass for a while.

[@HEDGHOG111]

I was probably 3 or 4 at the time I just got out the tub and instead of getting dressed like I was supposed to I decided to change out my Scooby-Doo tape in the VCR which was on top of the dresser. So I tried to climb my dresser and ended up having it and my TV fall on top of me.

[@nobodysinger3566]

The two dumbest things I ever did was a kid was one time when I was 3 years old, i was in church getting baptized. My whole family showed up even my grandparents on my mom's side who are in there 80's. So my mom dressed me up like a angel, and after 45 minutes into church the priest picked me up and was about to baptize me before I popped the priest on the mouth and screamed "Get your hands off of me!!!" Before he baptized me and as my aunt on my dad's side was holding me my mom whispered to my dad "That child needs an exorcism" I still look back and laugh at it and now i'm in religious ed and this other time when I was also 3 I had just watched Cheaper By the Dozen and in my old house we had a lot of spare cotten balls laying around since I did a lot of shitty crafts when I was younger. I stuck two tiny cotten balls up my nose, a week later they began to smell like shit and my mom took me to the doctor and the doctor told my mom to bring me to the ER and when we got there and was seen by a doctor and my mom had to put me in a bear hug as 3 doctors had two use practically the jaws of life on my nose (not the actual jaws of life just huge tweezers that really hurt) It took 2 hours and they finally got them out and I popped a doctor on his nose (not hard though) I still feel guilty about punching a doctor lol :)

[@Ozziecatsmom]

When my sister was around 3 she started to snore loudly when she was sleeping. Mom took her to the doctor and he found that she had stuck a bean up her nose, it had even started to sprout!

[@danicao5010]

That's even funnier than my baptism. I was about 3 or 4 years old. My mom had tried showing what our pastor would do by sprinkling some water on my head (my church didn't do the whole body submersion). Apparently, I got pretty pissed at her and she had to explain about how the baptism worked. Fast forward to the next morning when our pastor called my mom & I up to the podium. It all went smoothly but as we were walking back to our seats afterwards, I excitedly yelled "WOW!!! I GOT BAPATISED!!!"to the whole congregation. And yes, that's how I pronounced it. The entire room was cracking up laughing. I swear to God my mom told that story to anyone & everyone she could while I was growing up. It was her favorite story to tell about me.

[@alliammons]

I feel bad too because when I was a kid I was so scared of the doctor that I would punch kick and scream so much I had to get multiple doctors and nurses to hold me down for even simple things like checking my ears and stuff. For me to get a shot my mom had to hold my arms over my head and the doctor had to literally sit on top of me. I came so close to getting the straight jacket once that it was in the room with me and by the end of it all they wrote “difficult” in my file. Lol also I made a er doctors nose bleed when I was 5 because I didn’t like his haircut 😭💀

[@rebeccahines3744]

When Timon and Pumba try and teach simba to eat bugs and stuff is when you see the bugs in the Lion King.

[@thatdarnkitteh]

FACTS!

[@averypineapple54]

So we aren’t talking about his shirt...😂😂😂

[@kemzen2]

I'm sayinnggg 😂😂😂

[@leensayguilloteau18]

Yeah why he has tht??🤔

[@tsholofelolepedi7356]

The first thing I saw 😂😂

[@holyducks]

*It’s beautiful*

[@kbluej]

Right I saw that as soon as I started the video 💀

[@ba1llie]

i told so many lies as a 4-5 year old. one time i told my primary teacher that my mom was pregnant with a baby boy. she was so excited, saying congratulations on being a big sister and such. that day after school when i was being picked up from my mom along with my little sister who wasn’t in school yet, she ran over to us, slipped on ice (bless her heart) and i believe she ended up injuring herself during the process to see the supposed baby bump. she was confused when the only ‘baby’ she saw was my little sister. my mom had to explain to her that she’s not pregnant after my teacher told her that i said my mom was pregnant with a boy. almost 10 years later and still no baby brother. i’m sorry, mrs erin.

[@madisoncadle5852]

When I was in 2-3 grade we had a speaker come in class to talk about how bad it was to smoke cigarettes, I informed them my dad rolled his own cigarettes... days later cps was knocking on my moms door drug testing every one because it wasn’t cigarettes he was rolling apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️ hell I didn’t know 😂😂

[@bsworld2]

😄👏😄👏😄👏

[@hannahgates2994]

Omg 😂

[@yvonneburns2786]

Casting a fishing pole is like using the fishing line like a whip onto the water, that's the nearest definition i can give

[@vix2353]

Jesus Christ. *looks like sum else was cookin’*

[@ashleynicolecooke4386]

😂🤣😆😅

[@LunaBear1207]

is nobody going to comment on his shirt LOL

[@kadewhitaker1970]

it’s iconic

[@menahobs4537]

Lol. That's probably who thumbed down the video. 😂

[@TemariSuna23]

Lol right. And can we also talk about how the first half of the comments he read sounded and looked like they were typed out by a 4yr old. Its like the people typing them regressed to that age and typed like it. Lol

[@jibeomsbf]

This is it. This is the comment 😂

[@JustShaye]

Okayyyy I’m looking for comments about it but this is it

[@leilanialvarez9100]

When I was a freshman in High School I walked home everyday. On my way home one day, I saw a purple and a green mustang. i took a picture and pretended it was my car and posted it on my social media. 10 minutes later I got an alert on my phone that the two cars were stolen ;-;

[@afa13829]

Can we talk about how adorable Kash is??? "Wanna go for a walk?" *head pops up excitedly*