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[@scarlett1660]

To be fair to Kash, I'd run too if someone came at me with a vacuum while laughing evilly like that...

[@DanikaJames.]

Right tho😂😂

[@DanikaJames.]

I’d be like “ I THINK TF NOT MY GUY”😂😂

[@pennybaker6077]

Don't be mean to little dog.

[@27Something]

That evil laugh after Kash jumped

[@rudyardkipling4517]

here comes rudy

[@iamaferitale]

Who else is laughing not because of these stories but because of Alonzo's reaction and laughter 😂😂😂

[@briannamilagrosrodriguez8073]

for real😂😂

[@bradenhendrickson3412]

I'm here for both

[@aso8782]

For both

[@sapphirequeen4103]

Me

[@herzigharte]

He's contagious, we need more guys like him

[@mariammawani126]

That laugh, when he was holding the vacuum, sounded so evil. LOL

[@nickhunt6768]

I know, I just had to screen record it for safe keeping😂

[@buddyzmama1]

And doggo said, "oh heck no dad, I'm out!"

[@Kamex]

I wasn't ready for that clip of your mom at the end, had me tearing up. May she rest in peace

[@jenniferbozick5385]

MockingJay314 seriously! Why you gotta ask like that yes his mama passed away.

[@baconstrips8350]

@@jenniferbozick5385 sorry

[@livywithane]

Awww

[@rubyherrera8874]

rest up:( it was so cute she was so pretty

[@krashleywest1]

Wait, what, how is one of the best Undertale remixers on this comment section?

[@madisoncadiz5165]

Happy birthday to Alonso’s mom 🤟🤟🤟 Make this the top comment to show love and support

[@DeandreaRidley]

😇😍🥳

[@chelseawinchell8834]

That video at the end has me ugly crying!!

[@baconstrips8350]

Cheers to her

[@feloniousphil7398]

@@baconstrips8350 SHE'S DEAD.

[@elisiamcpherson6750]

Rest in peace and happy birthday 🥳😇

[@jordy3918]

When I was about 5 years old I started to eat a cockroach, one that had wings on it. My mom noticed and had to pull the cockroach out of my mouth... I am 15 now but everytime my mom and I see a cockroach we kinda just stare at each other untill my mom says "You gonna eat that too?"

[@for3ver_eriyanah213]

😭😭I can’t when she said “you gonna eat that too”

[@deanna8372]

omg😭😂

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Protine O.O

[@staceysmith6744]

Omg that so funny how you still are saying that even now

[@blackpinkfaniloveeveryfour345]

I ate a grasshopper 😐 idk if that's worse or not bc grasshoppers jump I think I was like 3-4 years old I don't know how the hell I got that shit in my mouth😂 but I mean u be eating good lol 😂😆

[@baileepayton4248]

Why is no one addressing the sons google history on the iPad says “how to hump” under “how to fight my dad” 😂

[@thatdarnkitteh]

Those two searches together paints a picture I don't wanna see.

[@michaelgoodman9183]

Was looking for this 😂

[@alexistinker2616]

Glad someone else caught it

[@luckyman6774]

That's some Freudian shit right there.

[@meghanbowman6185]

I think he should do a series of funniest/dumbest things our family members did.

[@harlemb-ballinrepoinc6768]

100% True

[@reitumetsemokoena5587]

Oh my word, YES!

[@kdwashington8584]

I have several stories for him......yes please

[@melaa6702]

Yess

[@caitlinleimenstoll]

Agreed!!

[@nytestar4035]

That ending video with your mom is absolutely beautiful. It makes me feel sad knowing that you lost her but I'm glad you had moments like this to remember her by.

[@TheExvangelicalCat]

8 year old me was obsessed with Scooby Doo and there's an episode where they're running around a barn and somebody steps on a rake and it hits them in the face. Well 8 year old me decided to try it. It works.

[@foggyfrogg]

😂😂 oh no. I was running around in our pasture and someone had left a rake laying down in the grass and I didn't see it. I stepped on it and whacked myself pretty good.

[@keirms18]

It also hurts like a m*therf*cker😏🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beccalyn9196]

ahaha sorry for laughing but thats funny asf

[@TheExvangelicalCat]

@@beccalyn9196 it was not at the time, but it is nearly 20 years later. Dumbest thing I did up until I decided to go to art school.

[@rayr8530]

@@TheExvangelicalCat 😂😂😂 you are hilarious, why was art school dumb?

[@angelicaxelo3204]

Omg I'm dying when. The little 8year threw her little sis in the trash can lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DoctorWhoKage]

I did too!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@chloeevans2569]

Me too!🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolecurry6195]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@ceeceetv4501]

so nobody is gonna talk about how he thought pads & tampons were the same thing😭

[@jeremiahanderson614]

Those who don't bleed don't know about that.. excuse the ignorance lol.

[@ceeceetv4501]

@@jeremiahanderson614 .. it’s obviously common for this to happen it was just a joke

[@alaskannative11]

@@ceeceetv4501 I'm a 32 year old man and I DID NOT know the difference between pads and tampons until i got a girlfriend (now wife) 3 years ago. Lol she told me pads just covers the womanhood while the tampons "plugs the flow". I asked if i could use a tampon for my nosebleeds sometimes and she just laughed and "sure, you idiot."

[@ceeceetv4501]

@@alaskannative11 LOL FOR YA NOSEBLEEDS😂😂 ? wonder how you’ll get it out . atleast she informed you . bu

[@justinwilliams2011]

Ew

[@gonemadinmywonderland9291]

The little clip of his mother at the end hit home a little too close. My Nanny's (my grandma) who raised me, birthday is today the 11th of August. She would have been 75yrs old. She passed away in 2017. So seeing the date on the screen was bittersweet. I miss that woman dearly.

[@violethaase2273]

when i was a kid my mom and dad never gave me any pocket money. so me and my genius friends decided we would start our own business. we stole white decorative rocks from my neighbors yard in the middle of the night (but it was probably like 7:30 because we were like 5 years old) and sold them for 25 cents each at our rock stand we set up a few houses down the road. little did we know that the lady we were stealing the rocks from would go buy all her rocks back off of us. we did this like every day for a summer. i feel so bad for that little old woman we stole rocks from. she must have given us like 50 dollars by the end of the summer and all she was doing was buying the same damn rocks every day from the gaggle of 5 year old girls. if youre reading this, I'm very sorry Mrs. Carter.

[@teresahowick5197]

When I was a kid, I picked my next door neighbour’s prize winning tulips to give to my mom as a present. She never got mad at me. I apologized when I saw her as an adult.

[@JessH2024]

I would help my mom count her change after her waitressing shifts. I always took a cut for counting it. She knew and still let me count her change every night anyway.

[@piktureit]

Alonzo: “attempts to pronounce ramen” Also Alonzo: *”R A Y M O N D”*

[@musicloverme3993]

Everybody Loves Raymond

[@rythandveshremygoats]

@@musicloverme3993 i love to have raymond with bbq suase

[@bigrichc8265]

The worst thing my kid has done so far was when she was 5 she was playing and did not want to go to the bathroom, she pooped under the area rug and acted like nothing ever happened

[@princesscowplant398]

😂😂 Omg

[@monika4148]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@1D4Ever934]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yadadavis1149]

Oh goodness 😂😂 my baby is just 3 weeks old and I'm just in the pissin and pooping everywhere phase. I'm not ready for THAT!!

[@mexyqueen29]

big richc82 wth🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[@insertusername535]

We just not gonna talk about how he pronounced “ramen” as “raymen”??

[@michiyayancey6694]

I say it like that too😂

[@jaydensphotographyvideos]

@@michiyayancey6694 You MONSTER

[@michiyayancey6694]

Jayden's songs and vlogs 😭😂

[@jaydensphotographyvideos]

@@michiyayancey6694 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hahahaimajoke2590]

I pronounce it that way...I don’t like saying “ramen” so I say it that way he does lmao

[@Channwtw]

"Dont call my mom a liar. What you won't do..." I died

[@keziahsmith6413]

Was looking for this comment 🤣🤣

[@seadriscoll822]

We just gonna ignore this man attacking the dog with a vacuum

[@sarahpapesh7048]

There was no attacking

[@franciscocabello3517]

@Cesar Gomez right, he's probably one of them kids that tell there moms they get tortured when they do bear crawl exercise at school

[@Angel-be7je]

kash lowkey deserves it he the most stubborn dog ever that's the most I've seen him move lmao

[@franciscocabello3517]

@@Angel-be7je Alonzo: Kash, Kash, Kashhhhhhhhhh. Kash:👀 😴

[@LivxLaughxLove]

"So like a good little girl, I picked her up and threw her ass away..." when I tell you that comment alone damn near took me out! 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@teresahowick5197]

Right?! 😂😂😂

[@egyptiandaughter2818]

Honey me too... Im still gasping for air🤣🤣🤣🤣..... Lol...... Poor baby.

[@jennasotelo166]

Same 😂😂

[@keirms18]

That one killed me so bad, that I had to screenshot it for later when I have a ruff day😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@essencejohnson242]

Nobody: Alonzo lerone lifting up his vacuum to demonstrate how scared his dog is of hus vacuum

[@ruthless_ruby637]

What’s funny is his laugh as he puts the vacuum towards kash 😂😂

[@clarityashtons4273]

*Animal abuse comments has entered the chat*

[@abbyjean1361]

“What’s the difference between a tampon and the one with the string” who’s going to tell him...

[@moriah5169]

😂😂😂😂

[@moriah5169]

Im not lets jus let him think that😂

[@carriesanders7130]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marrirenee1133]

funny how uneducated he is while reading these types of stuff he does on his channel XDDD

[@heartroll8719]

@@marrirenee1133 I find it funny too. It’s like oh my god.

[@jailadorsey6553]

Kash is a whole mood sometimes and i lowkey find it hilarious when he just stares at the camera in the background 😂

[@bellaqueen7656]

When I was a kid I told everyone in my daycare that I was a real princess and when no one believed me (for the obvious reason that I’m not a real princess), I made my mom tell everyone that I was a real princess. And she did it.

[@mg7094]

I was teaching 3rd graders about royalty saying no one in the class room was a real princess. Turns out I was wrong, one girl was Jordanian royalty and the other royalty either in Nigeria or Ghana.

[@bellaqueen7656]

@@mg7094 So lesson of the day, don’t tell kids they’re not royals XD

[@brandyarsenault6765]

The funniest thing my kid has ever done was actually recently.. I get boxes every month from Stitch Fix.. my daughter saw it come in, opened it, and put on every piece of clothing in the box, and proceeded to prance around me saying "PTA meeting what?!, Bake Sale Who?!" and I about lost it.

[@skink2113]

When i was 14 i was helping my dad out painting his house and garage. My dad hates ladders, so i told him i could stand in the ladder and paint. He went to the store that's 40 minutes away while i was painting. (He lives in the middle of nowhere). So i was there painting, having a good time, when suddenly the ladder decides to fall over. I grabbed on to the roof and climbed up there, dropping the bucket of paint all over myself and the roof in the process. (There is a big, nice white splatter of paint on our roof still). No worries, i thought. I'll just call my dad. So i did. And then i heard his phone from the garage. So i was stranded up there, because there was no way in hell i was jumping 6m down. So me, being the smartass i am decided to take a nap to pass time untill dad came back. Over two hours later, he finally returned home. He started screaming for me when he saw the ladder. I woke up and i yelled back at him "you forgot your phone". He got me down. And i was as red as a lobster. I didn't put on sunscreen, it was 35°C out, and i'm white as a sheet of paper. I got cleaned up, and we agreed to never tell my mom what had happened. He also never let me get near a ladder again🤷🏼‍♀️ this was 7 years ago, my mom still doesn't know. She's asked about the paint on the roof a few times but we just change the subject 😂

[@x_ash_x5462]

I nearly chocked on my food when i saw this

[@lena.12345-v]

“What’s the difference between a tampon and the little thing with the string” Alonzo,... those are both the tampons hahaha. The other “thing” is a pad hahaha

[@jeremiahanderson614]

Lol I have kids and been married. I forget about that stuff too. It's not something I deal with..but have bought..but don't really know how it works or think about the mechanics of. Mind you I watched all my kids come out and clipped the cord...but I don't know about tampons and pads and the different kids

[@niyaaedits616]

Who’s been here since 4-5 years Btw rip and happy birthday to. Alonzo’s great mother 💕( btw you may have seen me spamming in the chat 😭)

[@cococmc]

The weirdest thing my son ever did was find an injured wasp outside, brought it inside the house and said he was going to keep it as a pet and named him lightening. He was 6 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@DanielPinel]

I would have Raid'ed (the bug spray) that wasp's stinger off so quick....

[@aphelion4616]

My son (who is 15) has decided instead of killing wasps (and other buzzy, stingy things) when they get in our house, that he will catch them in a butterfly net and release them back outside. He hates having to kill them.

[@zoeschisler1153]

4:10 His laugh tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ambrabridges2161]

I was babysitting my two-year-old niece and decided to introduce her to my cat. I brought him out, along with his laser pointer, thinking watching him chase the red dot would get her attention away from "Dora the Explorer". It kind of worked. My niece chased the red dot and my cat plopped down in front of the TV and watched Dora.

[@nyya7115]

Waittt😭

[@nyya7115]

Thank you for the laugh I needed it

[@Irvine_Blogger17]

Logic! 😂

[@kimberlymessere7358]

😂😂

[@sarahspeicher7127]

😂

[@rileyz2874]

When I was 8 or 9 I decided to fake being sick so I could miss school. I wanted to show my parents that I had a fever so I put our digital thermometer in the microwave for 3 minutes. Needless to say, it began to spark and then blew up. Instead of trying to stop it I just freaked out and ran upstairs to hide. My mom whooped me pretty good but I didn’t learn my lesson cause not even 2 hours later I tried to hold a flashlight to a glass thermometer and it shattered on my chest and spilt mercury balls all over me. So yea, I got another whoopin and had to go to school the next day.

[@melissamartin6156]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krashleywest1]

LOL

[@Amatullah.574]

Lord. Are you ok today?? That stuff is toxic

[@sohanebahdon2290]

how u still alive after all of that? ;-;

[@zionb5342]

2 whooping in 1 day. Seems about a good price to pay for one day of not going to school 🤣

[@EndyChi1]

When my sister was about 2 she was climbing her dresser. I walked in our her and it started tipping over. I was about 6 and tried to save her. My sister got fully crushed and the only thing holding it up enough for my mom to lift it was my leg. My sister was hospitalized for days and I had broken my leg.

[@amills4988]

My sister's birthday is July fourth. Until she was around 12 or 13, I had her convinced the fireworks were her birthday present. She was royally pissed when she realized the truth.

[@ESTANATLEHI99]

You wrong for that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@amills4988]

@@ESTANATLEHI99 was just doing my job as an older brother lol

[@brittyvegas9482]

My son had a game called "gone fishin" with litte magnet fish and fishing poles. He wanted to put the little fish in the bathtub with him, i let him....next thing i know he is giggling in the bathroom. I walked in and peeked around the corner and he had one of the fish dangling from his "you know what".....flopping it around yelling "look mom i caught a fish" Lmao

[@mrmckenzie982]

😂😂😂

[@lorettanh23]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cassandradube-savard5213]

LMAO what a kid 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheetos_and_kilos]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@avantikasingh8303]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jayceecates4481]

When I was younger, I was with my mom when she had to stop by waffle house. I dont really remember what for, but she told me that she would be back in a minute and left the car running. Let's just say it was a 5 speed and she had the ebrake on, and I was literally sitting there staring at it. Well me and my curious self, decided to put the ebrake down and next thing I know the car started to roll backwards. It was on a hill. I remember seeing my mom running out of waffle house and I finally had put the brake back up as soon as she the window before it went into a ditch. My mom was so mad at me but she bought me food and took me to my grandmas house and left me there while she went to go finish her errands without me. I still remember that day clear as day. That's nothing compared to when I was 16 and caught my hair on fire by accident by lighting a cigarette cause I started smoking then. Dont even get me started on when I was in the 5th grade and I lied about having lice just so I didnt have to go to school. I hated school.

[@MoodyMickey]

Wait, you got out of school for having lice!?! My parents were told to just treat it and send me to school anyway

[@Amatullah.574]

😄

[@valk4781]

@@MoodyMickey Some schools send you home for lice problems. Some will even check. They don't want other kids infected so they forced you to leave immediately, even calling your parents.

[@bino_waffles496]

"What's the difference between a tampon and [describes a tampon]" I had to replay that multiple times i thought I was crazy.

[@styllinm]

Sat there frozen and instantly came to see if anyone else noticed the foolishness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrissmith6097]

It’s pretty clear he was trying to ask the difference between a tampad and tampon. Don’t know why that’s so difficult for y’all to comprehend.

[@bino_waffles496]

@@chrissmith6097 because I have no idea wtf a tampad is

[@annie-bethhenry1983]

WTH is a tampad?

[@aryye3848]

@@chrissmith6097 stfu

[@skiythomason25]

He’s just gonna speed past that like he didn’t say “onlyfans” EXCUSE ME?!

[@09cam]

He doesn’t post nasty videos it’s his yt videos that are for people that wanna see more of his video

[@kaeviernes673]

Onlyfans isn't just for 18+ stuff lol. That's just what its known for.

[@lillypea]

It's also for exclusive content, not just explicit content

[@tayanawright3962]

I was so shook bro I was like wHat

[@nataliesilva6141]

One time when I was four or five my parents were arguing and my mom shouted "I just want to punch you in your face" or something like that and I came in the room a minute later and said nothing to either of them. My dad asked what I was doing and I proceeded to punch him square in the face 😂

[@zionb5342]

What happened after that? We need more...

[@for3ver_eriyanah213]

@@zionb5342 Rt 😭

[@deanna8372]

😭😂 i need to know what happened after this

[@nataliesilva6141]

@Kazul they both pretty much just stared at me in shock before they started laughing and just like that the fight was over lol

[@ArcofCarona]

@@nataliesilva6141 Nice!

[@trtlelola]

“I mean don’t call my mom a liar because what you won’t do...” 😂😂

[@tonyabutler4572]

Omg, Is it a bad thing that when he read about the little girl throwing her sister away, I laughed so hard that I could no longer breathe??🤣😂🤣😂

[@Purpl3Pe4ch]

I cracked up when I heard that one too 🤣

[@AngelWingsYT]

i snorted so hard it made me choke a bit XD kinda wanna know how tht one ended

[@tashajackson7968]

As did I 😂😂😂😂

[@cassandradube-savard5213]

That was to funny 😂

[@kayleighwilson1551]

That story of the kid being left at home, though 😂 I remember, when I was two, my family was literally moving and they made it to the gas station-which was, luckily, only a few minutes away from what was going to be our old house-before realizing that I wasn’t in the car with them. Both of my parents thought that the other one had gotten me. They panicked, went back, and I was just playing with my sister’s dollhouse like it wasn’t no thing 😂 My mom jokingly said ‘ girl, you’re gonna have to start talking more ‘ and they still joke that I haven’t shut up since.

[@hannahmetzger4880]

LMFAOOO. 😂😂😂

[@TragicianChild]

When he pronounces "ramen" like "raymen" I almost died

[@feloniousphil7398]

*_R A Y M E N_* ramen [rämən] quick-cooking noodles, served in a meat-based broth with vegetables, meat and an egg (or two).

[@TragicianChild]

@@feloniousphil7398 I know what it is, homie. It's just not how I, nor anyone I know, pronounces it.

[@NinaSharee]

Lol...I've been pronouncing that way forever. It wasn't until the noodles recently became "popular", when I heard people pronounce it raHmen.

[@TragicianChild]

@@NinaSharee considering they come from Asia originally and since I worked in China for a while as a teacher, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they know how to pronounce it lol 😂 they always said "Rahmen"

[@NinaSharee]

@@TragicianChild So I've been pronouncing it incorrectly most of my life..lol..oh gosh!

[@jessicakozelichki597]

That girls bird did explode. Birds can't release gas, and she fed it beans.

[@ellierods1077]

Omg i didnt know that- thats terrifying ngl. Rippp

[@Purpl3Pe4ch]

thanks for the explanation. makes sense.

[@strawberry_peaches.0053]

When I was like 5 years old, I was a huge fan of Disney. I wanted to have magic powers with a wand like the 3 🧚‍♀️🧚🧚‍♂️fairies from Sleeping Beauty. So I thought “what if invisible people exist?” So I told those invisible people to jump inside the Sleeping Beauty movie and grab those wands so I can have magic. Even tried to attempt jumping on the CD 💿 to try to enter the movie. I’m still waiting for them to return with my wands.

[@severablegibbon]

Hey are you a wizard yet?

[@strawberry_peaches.0053]

@Cill Dasho yeah. i was a little crazy growing up.

[@strawberry_peaches.0053]

@@severablegibbon no not yet.

[@severablegibbon]

@@strawberry_peaches.0053 darn, let me know if it works

[@strawberry_peaches.0053]

@@severablegibbon I sure will. 😆lol. Just one of those weird things I did as a kid.

[@charcharluvsu]

I’ve never been through what Alonzo is going through before, but I hope that he can find comfort in knowing that God’s watching over him every single moment of every single day, and his mother is with the Lord right now. One day he and his mother will walk together with the Lord in heaven. Every single one of God’s children have a time to go meet the Lord planned even before the second they are born. God bless everybody, and my best wishes to those who are going through a rough period in their life right now.

[@cbv2673]

I hope you didn't do this for likes

[@corrin_isabella2941]

Amen

[@Queen.Lady.Jocelyn]

I really felt that. Going thru alot right now!!!😭😭😭

[@spikergaming869]

@@Queen.Lady.Jocelyn facts me too

[@callistocryptic]

Amen

[@martinnaroldan8627]

I was 8 years old and I was preparing for my first communion (that catholic ritual). It was my first day and I was talking to the priest in private to learn about the event thing...at the end of the conversation he put his hand in front of my face (probably to pray for me, which I didn’t know back then) AND I GAVE HIM A HIGH FIVE. The slap echoed in all the church and he acted as if it never happened. I really don’t know how I am still allowed to go into that church

[@caitlinreiter2198]

When I was two, I was playing doctor with my grandpa and told him his blood pressure was zero and that he would be alright

[@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899]

You don't remember that, just like I wouldn't remember 9/11 at 1yo...you're just a liar...

[@LauraPaules]

Me accidentally scaring my mom story: In 2007, (me in 7th grade), I just finished bathing and in my jammies, and my Dad told me to wake up my mom. She was sleeping with my little brother(he had a night terrors) and she had to go sleep in her bed because she had work in the morning. My hair was still damp and long and I went up to her in the dark, and I said, "Mom...Mom...Wakeup Mom, you need to go to your bed." She slowly opened her eyes and screamed, "The GRUDGE!" I started laughing and said, ,"Mom it's me, Laura." She had to take a breather and said, "I need to smoke."

[@lifeofchey1279]

IM DEAD 💀😂😂😂😂

[@LauraPaules]

@@lifeofchey1279 it's true lol I even put up a story about it on tiktok

[@raethedreadhead6592]

His evil laughter while scaring Kash with the vacuum 😳😳😂

[@marda602]

My daughter stabbed a waiter one time in the hand with my fork when she didn't get more mac n cheese. She was like 1.... Pretty sure I'm raising a mini psychopath.

[@sugas_canoe_flippers]

Probably but ya know what at least she knows what she's doing

[@sdmurphy20]

I can see my friends 3yr daughter doing that. She crazy like her momma 🤣

[@Its_jen_1018]

When I was about three years old my mom was pregnant with my younger sister. She had a baby doll that giggled when you pressed its tummy so she used that to try and explain to me that I would be a big sister. Fast forward to when my sister was born my mom noticed that I kept hitting my little sister in the stomach. Pretty worried she asked “why do you keep hitting your sister?” I responded with “I’m trying to make her laugh” 😂

[@allisonhouston7059]

I’ve heard this before 🤔

[@Its_jen_1018]

Haha maybe you have, I’m certain I’m not the only one who’s done this. This genuinely happened whether you believe it or not 😊

[@lb1984]

When my daughter was about 4, I woke up to find cotton balls had been glued all over my nightgown when I slept. My daughter was thrilled and proudly proclaimed she had done it to make me prettier. Somehow.

[@imvu9279]

"DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TYPE ON THE INTERNET" LMAOO

[@orenges]

He scary when he punched the camera

[@musicloverme3993]

@@orenges I read that imagining hearing it in his voice!

[@orenges]

@@musicloverme3993 same

[@pythonmumma7272]

The dumbest thing I ever did as a child was when I was around 5 or 6 years old. I used to sleep walk a lot. One night I sleep walked out the front door of my house and the door must have locked behind me, I woke up on the front door step in the middle of the night and started screaming because I was afraid of the dark and didn't know where I was. I started crying and banging on the front door begging for someone to let me inside and my Mum finally opened the door to find me standing there in tears asking her why she locked me outside😅😂

[@makaylawilliams8960]

The most dumbest thing I ever did as a child I was probably 7 or 8. But anyways my mom was at work and our dad was playing the game downstairs. My brothers (there three of them) and I was upstairs we decided to tie shoelaces around me and my oldest brother because he was the heaviest making me the lightest. After that I climbed out the window of the two story apartment and they was trying to pull me back up. It wasn't working so our youngest brother decides to put soap all over my arms. Which made it impossible to pull me in. I was dangling from the two story apartment about five minutes until I seen my mom come inside the gate walking near our house. She looked at her house in shocked and starting walking faster. Once she came she told them to let me go and come down stairs. I landed hard but it didn't hurt because I was focused on the ass whooping we was about to received after she cussed our dad out.

[@patch-work]

I was a stupid child but now... I'm just a stupid teenager that's it😂

[@constantconfusion4199]

Lol, almost same! 😆 I 12 rn

[@patch-work]

@@constantconfusion4199 I'm almost 16! 😂

[@dakid40777]

PastaPawz aslong as you never faught secret wars against bees and had wild birds and squirrels as your arch enemy I think y’all are far from stupid,I’m Patrick the star type of stupid

[@mrsworldwide8851]

Darrius James at least as a kid you never collected snails and put them in an empty fish tank with nothing on top and then got extremely confused on why they weren’t there the next day💀

[@patch-work]

@@mrsworldwide8851 😂😂 I used to get them and put them in my jewelry box bro and they would die and I wouldn't understand why they did 💀💀💀 I feel really bad now about it😂

[@car17yn71]

When I was 11, I climbed the tree in our side yard. I went higher than my older brother ever had, but one of the small branches I stepped on to get there had snapped off. I was high enough to look in my 2nd story bedroom window (and we had a house with 12 foot ceilings on the main floor and the first floor was already 2+ feet off the ground), so I was at least 15 feet up. It started raining, so I was trying to get down. Without the broken branch, I was basically stuck. I asked my brother what I should do. He looked around and said to just jump. It was a grassy area. What we DIDN'T know was that there was an old, uneven brick sidewalk under the grass. I managed to sprain an ankle, sprain a wrist, and crack 7 ribs. I didn't tell ANYBODY at first because I didn't want to get in trouble. A week later, my dad noticed something was off and I had to tell him what happened. Instead of going to baseball practice that day, I went to the ER.

[@Superiorwoman365]

Weirdest thing my son has ever done: I'm a single mom and me and my son have a very close bond, Usually able to communicate through grunts and noises without using any REAL words. One day when he was about 6 years old he wanted to save half of his sandwich and put it in the fridge for later. I simply told him to put it in a plastic bag and put it in the fridge. I look in the fridge and he has put his food in a plastic Grocery bag and not a plastic Sandwich bag. 🤦🏽‍♀️ to this day, he's 9 now, we still have to have a long conversation about what kinds of bags to use.

[@jordanmccarty8582]

When my son was 5, he wanted to surprise me, so he made a trail of various leaves/plants from the back door to my bedroom. I followed this "flower petal trail" (that I now needed to vacuum and clean🤦🏻‍♀️) and found him in my room, playing Kidz bop on my TV at full volume, all my pillows on the floor, jumping on my bed (with his dirty shoes on). He told me it was a dance party surprise. I later found out that the surprise was a jar of dead worms under my bed. He said he hid them because they weren't moving anymore and he could hear me walking upstairs. I do love worms, so it was a nice gesture. I just didn't enjoy the stinky jar hidden in my room for 3 days before I found it. 🙃

[@rayr8530]

Awww bless your baby, that's adorable and hilarious 😂

[@TohruMarie]

As a mother of two boys...I felt the horror hilarity and sweetness all rolled into one as you followed that little trail! 😂💚 Still, so freaking adorable! Bless.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

*Jordan LoserPants* he probably forgot to poke airholes in the lid.

[@abbysheerin8360]

that laugh when you had the hoover in Kash's face 😂

[@emilia8652]

When I was 10, I would give funerals for literally everything. My pillow ripped? My pet fish died? Anything that breaks? I bury it and put a stick that’s sticking up from the ground on the place where the item is buried as it’s grave stone. I did this for more than a year, until my parents noticed all the sticks sticking up on the field. Also, I liked collecting bugs and feeding them to the objects that die by smushing it onto the thing and placing them around the objects graves to use as fertilizer so that flowers would grow around the sticks. I was one weird ass child.

[@thatonetranskid351]

That's funny but , the bug thing is genius for a 10 yr old

[@tinymaddox]

My brother; from the age of 1 to 5 years old, did the following: sleep in the farrett's cage or on top of it, he would climb the back wooden privacy fence to play with his friend, we usually spent a good hour hollering before we found him. His friend's Grandpa would yell I'll toss him over when their done playing. The absolute worst was when he sat on my Grandmothers shelf; a lot of real life looking porcelain dolls filled the shelf, we called the police. He was laughing his ass off. The officers found him blending in with the dolls. He went on to do that 4 to 5 more times. Once we moved the farrett's cage to a hight shelf. He managed to climb in it. Guess what. We had to call the police again. Because there is a pond by the house we checked there first every time. After a while the police would show up and ask; "Did you check the farrett cage? How about the dog kennel? His friends? And the creepy doll shelf?" He used to sleep in our dog's kennel too. I get mad to this day about it because my ass was the one geting grounded for his wise ass shinannagins. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It is still funny.

[@pip-tizzle8597]

Wait- how-

[@tamarassciencechannel5689]

When I was 9/10 me and my mom went to the store and a saw a cute dog. I asked my mom if I could stay outside. When the owner was not looking I took the dog and put it in my bookbag. Then I put some holes in the bookbag so it could breathe. The owner turned around and noticed that her dog was gone. I told her that I didn't see it (ya know like a liar). When me and my mom got home I opened my bag and the dog jumped out! My mom was TERRIFIED of the dog, so she didn't question it. Couple of weeks later we saw lost dog flyers on the poles with the same dog I had took from the owner. Yet we still kept the dog. Her name is Tasha and she is 5 years old turning 6. I just turned 13 on the 23rd I still have no regrets. Happy Birthday Alonzo's Mom!!!!

[@chantayjohnson3806]

😂😂😂omg

[@meganscoughton1677]

When I was younger, 3yrs old, my mom caught me with the fridge open and I was eating a stick of butter. She asked me what I was doing and I said “I’m eating butter.” 😂 she took me to the dr and he said I had an iron deficiency and was craving the salt

[@savannah3024]

Oh 😳

[@Lavonda_]

Alonzo said “I don’t cook” and my brain immediately said “I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring”.

[@lalaperks1148]

😂😂😂😂

[@thomashelmertheonlyboss2706]

Are you proud of yourself

[@sapphicvolcano9157]

Lavonda Howe As you should

[@makayliharvey6016]

I thought the SAMETHING but you got the lyrics wrong..

[@shellybear627]

@@thomashelmertheonlyboss2706 I'm proud of her.

[@deztruxeon3964]

When I was like 9 or 10, I was clipping my nails on the couch and I noticed that the metal stick that went thru the clipper left a little gap when the clipper was pushed together. I stuck my tongue in the gap and got it stuck for like 2 minutes and it was bleeding like crazy.

[@emacmillan92]

Once when I was with my ex, we were eating dinner with his kids and his son said "I eat biscuits not babies!" Out of the blue, we werent eating biscuits... then another time same situation and he randomly said "shes a baby not a taco" his little sister was a baby at the time of both of these stories. It was creepy as hell 😂

[@Shawna69]

When my daughter rosalie was 2 years old she stripped naked, grabbed her diaper rash cream, and proceeded to make an “ice skating rink“ in my bathroom. She then rubbed it all over her and in her hair. (Note: the cream I had was oil based.) when I opened the door she looked at me and said, “Mommy, I made snow” 😢😢🤬🤬😑😑

[@Lala183..]

Oh god 🤣

[@belleenigma1528]

I'm sure she thought that she was adorable..... even whilst you were threatening to sell her for destroying your bathroom 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrsfahrenheit]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@SherriLyle80s]

My kid does that with shit, 😂 twice. It was probably in protest to potty training. Both times I cried. It was terrible.

[@humaniodxeno889]

Immediate adoption.

[@Christinaxl]

Awe the clip of your mom. So wholesome ❤️ hope you’re doing okay.

[@bl3achedbones]

Ok but why is nobody talking about how at 19:40 below “how to fight my dad” it says “how to hump”😭💀

[@mariapiggy]

Omg right?!?

[@doobyrhome682]

Yes I saw this I was like come on man...!!!

[@sydnienavaho]

It makes me laugh even more because at the top it says paw patrol 😭

[@plainrocky4209]

@@sydnienavaho and Barney also! Lmaoo

[@flooshoomoo7104]

At my apartment’s pool, my 3 year old son took off his aqua boot and dumped the nasty, sweaty-foot/pool water inside of it over the head of a random man. I was mortified but so glad I won the rock/paper/scissors battle with my husband to not go claim him and apologize. 😅

[@bellaskies6174]

WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD MY SISTER WAS MAKING ME AND MY OTHER LITTLE SISTER SOME RAMEN NOODLES. SHE TOOK THE NODDLES OUT THE MICORAVE. AND THE HOT NOODELS SPILT ON HER AND SHE BURNT HER SELF. WE TRIED TO HELP BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY! MEANWHILE SHE WAS HELPING US BECAUSE WE WERNT ALOUD TO USE ANY APPLIANCES

[@TreeFreak]

My godson got out of bed, walked to his sister's room, dropped undies, and PEED ON HER FACE! When we made it to the room to find out why there was screaming, we found the boy still peeing, eyes closed, head on his chest, and snoring. Baths were had.

[@-darkaestheticgirl-6036]

Damn 😂😂

[@myunghoe5499]

O gawd-

[@Lindseyisloony]

Right... You should probably have a talk with him then because people who are sleep walking VERY rarely have their eyes closed, don't snore and don't have their heads hanging down to their chests. If those details are accurate there's almost no chance that he was genuinely sleep walking. It's also not normal in general for a child to snore unless they're sick, so if this is a younger child he should see a doctor.

[@egyptiandaughter2818]

@@Lindseyisloony I have family members who sleep walk and it varies person to person... Some do have their eyes closed and snoring is normal for many of us.... Lol..... Wish it wasn't but it is.

[@danielcorcoran3912]

I can not!!!!

[@niyatv.838]

So I don’t have a child but I have a baby sister she is three. One day I was recording a video on Snapchat and from out of nowhere she screams “IM IN THE GHETTO” and then starts doing head stands

[@Elise03]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@princessmia1553]

RATATATA RATATATA

[@israelmartinez4097]

I know this video is a yr old but man…that ending made me want to cry. God bless you Alonzo. I’m still sorry for your loss. Keep being you and making us all laugh with you.

[@Artanis5000]

There are 5 dictionaries in my house Alonzo intro: GET A DICTIONARY My mom: STOP BUYING DICTIONARIES

[@Endlessly_Creative13]

He got so upset about people not being able to type correctly on the internet. As an avid member of the grammar police, I must agree with him. If a sixteen year old has better spelling and grammatical skills than adults, what is this world coming to?

[@elenaa8256]

when i was five my dad watched a lot of mission impossible and i remembered the scene where tom cruise would climb up a skyscraper with magnetic gloves like a spider and i tried to recreate it by stepping on the headrests of my sofa while facing the wall. what happened is i banged my chin, fell, and split it right open. smooth. another time is when me and my sister were at my grandma's house and my sister convinced me to use her curtains like a rope and swing across the living room with her. after several swings, we ripped it in half and had to call our mom to tell her the situation while shaking and in tears

[@joycedenisesanders8009]

My grandmother told me that when I was a toddler, I was so bad she had to get her sister to come with her to town. One day we were at the bank and my great Aunt was holding me and my grandma was talking to the bank teller. Apparently I wanted my granny’s attention so I threw my shoes at the bank teller twice, hitting her square on the face, when my granny didn’t get me her undying attention. They both kept that from my mom until I was like becoming a preteen cause they knew my mom would’ve tore my ass up from doing that.

[@tylinabell7927]

The weirdest thing my child has done was... Twerking to the theme song for Pepa pig

[@leensayguilloteau18]

🤣

[@jaydensphotographyvideos]

WTF WTF I LAUGHED FOR 30 MINUTS LOL

[@Squeak__]

Rofl

[@aquosuakesewahh]

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catricewxrld]

when he laughed while putting the vacuum up to kash 💀😭

[@uglyweasle8795]

" So like a good little girl, I threw her ass away " XD I Laughed So Hard

[@doobyrhome682]

When I was 6 and my sister was 9, we used to pour the candy out of the little pixie sticks. We would cut both ends off of the pixie stick, line the candy up and suck it up through the pixie stick paper with our noses... it was her idea..

[@BrittanyLynn1106]

I did that when I was about 7 or 8 with a friend from school at a sleepover lol.

[@nalanibelvin251]

Wait... wha...you....? Not judging i did the same thing when i was 5. Candy buffet for dinner at a sleep over

[@hayleymccoy9165]

One time when I was 6 me and my friend snuck gum in to class after school we buried the gum on the playground in the rocks the next day the teacher asked us what were the hills of rocks on the playground and we told her they were ant hills

[@shaniquahedwards9345]

I just love how strong and happy your dad is singing happy birthday to his wife. 😍😍

[@clipswithshay2427]

When I was about 7 years old I was at the bus stop waiting for my mom to come get me about 6 minutes later I seen her drive by not realizing that I was standing there she drove by about 4 more times so I thought that I was just invisible 😭so I …🤣I took my shirt off 🤣and ran around in circles singing “I will survive” by Gloria Gaynor🤣🤣🤣 she finally noticed me and I asked her how can she see me I’m “invisagirl”😭😭😭 she still talks about that situation till this day.

[@tphayes3547]

Kids, you gotta love em! Your parents are precious! I love how your Dad sang, "happy birthday baby!"

[@xenop.9786]

I hope Alonzo is taking good care of himself!

[@badtimmymagic3896]

Story I was 4 I had push buggy helped me walk , I was slow walking through the house , my big sister being my sister made me come running into the front room knocking over a very valuable clock it's now worth 25k 🙈🙈

[@Louandlana]

When I was about 4 years old, I learned how to swim at the lake closer to shore, however my dad took us out on the boat to the middle of the lake. I was feeling confident and wanted to show my dad how mommy taught me how to swim, so I took off my life jacket and jumped out of the boat into the lake. My father never lets me live that down.

[@carameldiva5131]

Beautiful dedication to your mom at the end. May she rest in eternal peace 🙏🏽

[@areenacamposruelas1962]

The weirdest thing my kid has done would have to be talking to his dead grandfather. He had never even heard his grandfather's name and when I asked who he was talking to he said his grandfather's name.

[@azucenanajera2295]

A nephew of mine did that with his dead grandpa too. Before I go on with this story, grandpa (Apa) died in Chicago three years before my nephew was born. Fast forward to when he's two, I'm babysitting him here in Colorado and he's talking to the ceiling. I asked him who he was talking to and he looked at me like I was stupid and he said he was talking to his "Apa".

[@azucenanajera2295]

Ironically, my nephew's grandpa was a Campos too.

[@lizabethmoore5953]

Children can see & speak to spirits. How else would they know their name & what they look like

[@x_ash_x5462]

I think your child has the 6 Sense

[@deaeady65]

The way he pronounced the noodles 😂...."ray-men". It's pronounced like "rah-men".

[@DarthRain]

ikr😂 . btw I wish you a lovely day/evening, Deahnna.

[@deaeady65]

@@DarthRain thank you. Wish you one as well 😊

[@highqualitygem]

Omg I love the last part where you were singing happy birthday 🎂 to ur mom !! Hahah

[@Em-online]

when i was 3-4 I also touched a iron to see if it was hot (it was)... about three days before that I had touched a hot stove for the same reason

[@thatdarnkitteh]

You're just a scientist. You wanted PROOF!

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

When I was about 7 or 8, mom was ironing some clothes. When she finished, she unplugged the clothing iron, and like the genius boy I was, I thought when you unplugged an iron, it would go cold instantly. So I placed my hole hand in the iron for no absolute reason and... let's say I learned my lesson there.

[@ekblad2s]

When I was younger my dad accidentally ran over a hare with the lawn mower (the grass was over 2 feet tall). I decided to bury the haremake her a tombstone. I found a small piece of broken cement and a nail but I couldn't find a hammer. So I decided to use the back of a rusty axe. I still have the scars from almost cutting my finger off.

[@MischievousBastard]

My sister as a wee kid: "I'm gonna put my leg on the iron." My mum, exasperated with her shenanigans: "It's hot." Sister: "I'm gonna do it." Mum: "I warn you now, it'll have the skin off you!" Sister: "Watch me!" Mum: "I'll watch you all the way to hospital if you stick your leg on that iron." Sister: "Here I go..." [puts leg on iron] Sister: [yelps, leaves a sticky film of crispy skin behind on the iron plate] Mum: [starts first aid] Mum: "Well I warned you it was hot. What did you think would happen?"

[@iamsyrah]

people might think this is bad parenting but I feel this is the only way kids will actually learn. A lot of kids think we say no just to say no or be mean but I hoped she learned that lesson

[@Onaleesa]

Alonzo: I don't cook Every subscriber: Ain't that the truth😂

[@caneidavis9811]

I love the end of that with your family,and you celebrating your mother's birthday. May she rest in heavenly peace

[@caylabooze8793]

Recently caught my two-year-old outside with my 8-year-old son catching lightning bugs. My 2-year-old son was eating them.Come to find out my 8-year-old son told him if he eat them his belly would light up.my 8-year-old son said he didn't know if it would really work but he wasn't willing to eat the bugs so he told his baby brother too