Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! | Jaffa Factory 2 #43

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[@hetmasteen6716]

Surely Lewis is busy doing a chunk managing seminar?

[@Pork98]

Which is in Japan

[@Speederzzz]

@@hetmasteen6716 Chunkon, the theme this year visualising chunk management

[@wastag9412]

@Pork98 Goes without saying. He never left.

[@ryankunst668]

Lewis is going to be so incredibly pissed lol

[@Sergiblacklist]

He's Gona be so fucking mad 😂 murdering cows, wrecking his tunnel

[@diufool]

Only if he notices. I wouldnt put it past him to not notice for like the next 15 episodes

[@foxboy1985]

He always is

[@speedydiamond]

Glad that Simon is sticking around :D

[@Hobbyrepubliken]

Hope more join

[@hetmasteen6716]

@@speedydiamond Simon has elevated an already great series. Like when you adopt your 4th dog that already knows everything and is fun.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

He's quite good. They should invite him to join the yogscast.

[@atrumluminarium]

100% Simon's wit is amazing

[@jessecox4581]

2:35, Simon sticking around

[@porkchopolis]

Love watching simon basically tell his backpack not to eat the only food he’s got in there

[@TheDelinear]

Jump forward a few sessions to Simon dying of starvation with a backpack full of food 😂

[@Speederzzz]

I love it when their conversations are so british I can't follow it. "What's a Rayburn?" "Another brand of Arga(?)" "Aaaah, a knock-off Arga(?)"

[@bushybeardedbear]

Aga. It's just the brand name of a big cooker that posh folk seem to fancy.

[@ryankunst668]

"What's an Arga?" "It's kind of like a bleepblorp." "Isn't that just a big grumbus?" "Kinda, but it's really more like a florpinstein." My American ass: *crying in the corner*

[@dafoex]

@@bushybeardedbear As far as I can tell, it's just an old fashioned cooker with a firebox where you put the coal, only modern ones can run off of gas like a normal cooker. Could be completely wrong, of course.

[@bushybeardedbear]

@@dafoex Tends in my experience to be wood rather than coal, but I'm sure it varies. Otherwise, yes that's a good description. But they tend to be much more expensive to buy them brand new compared to gas and electric. And their benefits are, at best, debatable.

[@PolyChromium]

Agas are cookers that are on all the time and double as a heating unit

[@bzw77]

Intro Leaderboard Episode 43: 🥇Lewis: 13, 🥈Duncan: 11, 🥉Barry: 4, ⛏️Simon: 2, Sips: 0 Episodes with no intro (13): 2, 3, 5, 18, 20, 23, 25, 28, 30, 32, 34, 38, 40 Hopefully the current trend of every episode having an intro continues for a while 😁

[@zacteur]

You should do the outros as well 😝

[@Speederzzz]

@@bzw77 this is duncans opportunity to take the lead

[@ddude1417]

I love that Simon is in this, but can Harry please tell him that he can craft in the storage screen and teach him that he can use JEI to craft haha

[@Lunaboops]

Simon's still playing like it's 2014, and i'm honestly here for it.

[@AlmightyFrankfurt]

But remember when he always split stacks and never drag clicked? We are lucky enough now

[@dimitristsioumanis6624]

@@Lunaboops I mean, NEI existed back then.

[@beenoc]

@@Lunaboops More like vanilla 2024 - 2014 is pre-recipe book, and NEI and Applied Energistics both existed in 2014, and were both in Hole Diggers.

[@Lunaboops]

@@beenoc yea that's fair, Simon mostly plays vanilla mainly, but still, it's nice to see him just playing like it's a vibe

[@SniperSpy10]

14:00 almost perfect description of what is currently on screen beat by beat (and Simon still misses it)

[@CentralSole4]

Simon you do need to click that x on your feeding upgrade to turn it to a whitelist

[@squegeemcgee2403]

14:00 Simon walks past the fire, soul-fire, and water right as Harry lists them in the same order, and he doesn't see them

[@DragonMagiccircle]

I can sympathize, though. Barry was mostly talking about the fans, but fans are nowhere visible on them.

[@DanAikins]

The cow elevator is non-negotiable.

[@ryangross5446]

Im so ready to see Lewis' reaction to all this unauthorized chunk managing lmao.

[@ShadowC14]

I really hope Lewis's tunnel get's rebuilt, but just larger like it has a top hanger, at least that would cover up the mess and keep the aesthetic

[@Pedro-kp5fu]

learning that duncan gets stoned all the time before coming into the office makes a lot more sense when you consider some episodes he will make the tree machine and other episodes he will realise how dumb it is

[@CriticoolHit]

As sponsorblock contributor that bit made me giggle a little. You're safe on that one lol.

[@asuhh]

thank you for your service o7

[@al145]

Absolutely lovely to have Simon blorping around with the bois, it's like old times except we have Barry who actually knows how half the mods work so he can help quality of life

[@bushybeardedbear]

Lewis is in a Cherry Blossom forest on a vaguely banana shaped island. That's about as close to "Japan" as one can get in this modpack?

[@khaldrakon]

Aluminum cans have a plastic lining, so you're still getting your daily dose of microplastics

[@BakuganBrawler211]

Glass is king!

[@Cheesepuff8]

Tbf I think most micro plastics come from drinking any water, cos we’ve filled the worlds water system with them, mainly from plastic clothes

[@tatyboy1337]

that is (as far as we know rn) better than getting poisoned from botulism any time the can gets dented though!

[@Americanbadashh]

@@Cheesepuff8 microplastics are also in the air!

[@adamwstewartnz]

Mr. Chunk Manager is NOT going to be happy

[@Arms.Enthusiast]

You can see Simon getting more comfortable with every episode, enjoying all the lads

[@1zklz]

no worries the addon that blocks sponsorships is all user submitted, so its not randomly skipping segments :)

[@2dumd2live]

I have a feeling the chunk manager might be upset when he returns lol

[@aliensinnoh1]

23:11 Great idea Barry! You could put the laser in a donut-shaped space-station.

[@patricksimpson662]

If you put a deployed with buckets next to a cow in a 1x1 pen it will milk the cow infinitely. Not very vegan or humane but it does work.🐄

[@BingBunger]

Efficiency is not the Yogs way 😂

[@Danny-rz8ro]

This is exactly what they did in the original.

[@Jorgen223]

26:00 cans have a plastic lining inside so the liquid doesnt react with the metal

[@organicsatanic]

this is also why you should absolutely not turn an empty can into a pipe. you're smoking plastic bro.

[@Peter_Tissot]

I avoided the VPN scam for this long, but I couldn't resists the yogscast pitch. I don't wanna get murdered like Janet!

[@mahguvnah7403]

Duncan has always considered Harry an... adequate... colleague.

[@borjaslamic]

The monorail loop going outside the designated chunk is slightly annoying.

[@gajbooks]

Don't tell the Chunk Manager

[@DemTacs]

Lulu is on a Chunkmanager-Convention, where he'll learn all new claiming mechanics. ;P

[@Getmcwrapped]

I don’t know how common it is in the uk but after a natural disaster breweries will can pure water and send it to disaster areas mix that with a tornado damaged landscape and I can confirm it feels very post apocalyptic

[@anathardayaldar]

They should have a small work area in the building where Simon and Lewis are allowed to work. Their access to the rest of the factory are prohibited in case they break something. THey could call it "Executive Command Center" or something to make them feel better.

[@MadManinthebox]

Hello, a good suggestion would be to build destruction gadgets so that you can mine the tunnel a bit quicker just be careful to mark out the area you want to destroy. 22:13

[@Shookspeared]

So glad we all had the childhood canon event of burning the shit out of our hands for no reason

[@Stroper]

Having Simon be part of this series really hits me in the nostalgia feels. Glad to see he could join the guys.

[@JPEight]

Fun fact,drinks cans have a plastic liner that's full of PFAS and is probably worse than a plastic bottle for microplastics.

[@cyvox7433]

Can we pleeeease have the OG intro music. We need it. It’s missing and we need the iconic “Hello! And welcome back, to the yogscast..”

[@BakuganBrawler211]

9:59 🎶cherry cherry bookshelf, goin through emotion 🎶

[@johnhamann5861]

I literally got an ad about debt consolidation right after they mentioned it 😂

[@domnield8931]

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make." 4:43

[@lolrobtwashlol]

the fact that barry associates the name dexter with the live action show and not dexters lab makes me feel very old

[@harrylion6689]

Surely it would be much easier to milk the cows in the pen and pipe the milk to the factory via the sewer

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

you want it the fun way or the easy way? also sewer milk?!?! no thank.

[@TheNedoow]

I had that fine conversation with my wife cause I was pumped about our new Xmas tree and she just said yeah it fine

[@aerinclouds]

“I need the chunk manager for some good feedback” meanwhile it blatantly leaves the chunk of the Jaffa factory… I’m sure Lewis will be fine though

[@CGPdude100]

I am so happy to have Simon as a permanent addition to this series!

[@BaileyLackas]

Oh no, Duncan ruined Lewis' tunnel.... He's gonna be pissed

[@bgf3640]

Watching him destroy it pained me

[@jackblack-mj6wk]

I heard red matter bombs are very good at mining

[@m1nd_fl4y3r_m80]

14:00 Simon looking at the exact machines that Barry is talking about while he's listing them off and then having absolutely no idea what he's talking about is absolute gold. Lol

[@Jolene-TheBean]

I have missed you Simon! Thank you for coming back around to brighten our days! Love you all Simon, Lewis, Duncan and Harry! Thanks for all the great laughs!!!❤

[@D0Gdidthemath]

they should call the cow monorail the Moonorail

[@parkersmith8711]

30:00 Simon has good taste

[@Steampunk_Ocelot]

Glorpers of the Yogscast : dead cows tell no tales

[@alfredrick]

where all the ribbits at

[@princeofspace6628]

I think Duncan should call himself 'Sir Golden Hook'

[@mapsir6791]

Love the diggy diggy hole man. So glad hes much more knowledgable of vanilla mc.

[@Jaydenbb5]

can't wait for simon to wonder why his backpack isn't feeding him just for him to find out that he wasn't listening again

[@connerpoll9972]

A good replacement for a paxel would be the atomic disassembler

[@P108A]

To clear large areas neatly, you can use the destruction gadget from the same mod as the building gadget! you don't get the blocks back though

[@stephenwinter8897]

As soon as Barry said "Washing Machines" I was already singing "Live longer with Calgon". Soo glad they did it xD

[@spanner5686]

Absolutely thriving with this series

[@maverickhusky4165]

Surprised they didn’t call it the Moo-norail.

[@mizukiayu]

Don't worry, Sponsor Block is manually created segments, it doesn't "listen" and decide to skip anything

[@crocutaqueen1311]

Very curvaceous monorail harry. Fine indeed!

[@oliversidney1218]

This series reminds me of my childhood 😭 love this keep it up!!

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Poor lewlew is going to be pissed when he sees what the boys did to his tunnel while he was away

[@Thoran666]

Mad ideas from Duncan to get milk. I love it.

[@t3hmaniac]

Mono- D'oh!

[@TheGamingAddict2000]

Modern cans actually have a plastic bag in the middle, so you are getting microplastics. If you dip an aluminium can in acid, it will melt the metal but not the plastic showing this bag in the can.

[@thecremeegg]

A Rayburn is actually better than an Aga as it can also provide central heating and hot water :)

[@EvelynNdenial]

i the minecart difficulty is down to three things. 1. the tracks are too close on the spiral and so the cow hit boxes which are longer in one way than the other will be randomly oriented to bump into each other. 2. the powered rails accelerate in both directions, there needs to be more one-ways. perhaps encased fans could be used, needs experimentation. 3. when a chunk with an occupied minecart is unloaded often the occupant will be ejected and the minecart may get derailed. a chunkloader would fix this. that said i think the monorail could end up looking better, but im still adamant you need to launch the cows back into the pen rather than carry them back on the monorail.

[@thefoxessockess8239]

Lewis is gone because of his poking stick PTSD

[@RuffianTux]

Can confirm that no one has reported that ad segment to sponsorblock...yet.

[@decrozi]

Anybody else watching Barry's fuel tick down and waiting for him to crash?

[@Bhaelfur]

Sadly, cans have a plastic lining in them.

[@jaydenandressen]

16:28 I remember touching a lit lightbulb once when I was younger :D

[@dethmin173]

Little does Harry know, the addon works perfecty

[@TheTainWorks]

Duncan's back!!

[@UnoTheFirstOne]

Ain’t no way after the Express VPN bit I got an ad woth a bear mascot yelling at a lady named Janet 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@chandrakas]

I see Simon is still carrying around Tina Barrett in his backpack, lol 😂

[@aoc2344]

Building gadgets have a destruction gadget to clear areas

[@Spoon3r3000]

5:00 Clear opportunity to say COW-lateral damage. Simon is slipping in his old age.

[@jmartman13]

Best series in 10 years

[@antorseax9492]

23:22 They used it for Mt. Rushmore.

[@d.b.5070]

Janet was being followed by a ban with a van full of cheese sandwiches

[@ronnniehazeus]

Obviously as the chunk manager he is at an hq managers retreat

[@Sc0ts]

Lewis! Lewis!!! They're not following the chunks!

[@Panboy2k]

I hate to tell simon this, but modern cans have almost as much plastic in them as bottles. the recycling scam has actually gotten worse.

[@SmashedHatProject]

well at least they're maximising cruelty as planned

[@shadowofintent724]

God, it's not a poking stick it's a wacking stick

[@mineing14]

The cow rail is dead, long live the cow rail

[@Twillek1019_]

To answer the question Simon, no, Disney don’t own the name Captain Hook. They own their version specifically of the character. Peter Pan, rather the original version of Peter Pan and all of its characters, are public domain.

[@happyhatebot]

Huh - apparently you can smoke meats with orange wood chips, and certain cuts of beef are especially good with it. Right, carry on then, lads.

[@dahc2332]

How did I know Lewis was gone when Barry did the intro?

[@jayus6134]

Should’ve been called the MOO-norail

[@scar9023]

The moonorail

[@madmanwithaplan1826]

That conversation about augors and raybans had me so confused as i dont know what either of those are lol!

[@AlexDaeling]

barry's bad backpack lmaooo

[@nickyork7880]

Simons laugh always kills me

[@calebbrown6735]

We love you any way you are Duncan. Even if you are a inhumane cattle rancher.

[@apeanders]

28:30 serious Sips vibes

[@rainhymas277]

So how long will it take until the chunk manager fixes everything they've done this episode, and it'll be like this episode never happened?