Dungeons & Dragons: Cook Edition

[@thomasmccoy8243]

The smoke break bonus is the realest thing ever.

[@brandond.7768]

As a former waffle house employee/master grill operator, this is 90% accurate. Having 3 cooks is the most unrealistic, even if 1 was a meth cook.

[@0x777]

How did you avoid killing anyone? I know I couldn't survive a single day... or rather, the customers couldn't.

[@brandond.7768]

@@0x777 The grill operators come in 2 styles: Rough and tumble, or Zen masters. Rough and Tumble tend to be on meth, former inmates, or both. They also could go toe to toe with any MMA fighter, don't mess with them. I was the Zen master. The guy who taught me taught me the matra, "There ain't nothing to it but to do it". You just sort of go with the chaotic flow. Baby in corner...sure. Pickup comes through window...guess I'll call the repair guys. It is what it is.

[@bh8366]

Lmao grill operator. I like to put the word technician behind the shit I do. Tree butcher nah I'm as Tree Technician

[@domomitsune5920]

I can also agree, this is preoccupied. Being in Florida, I guess Lee see there being a meth lab in the back of a Waffle House. As to the customers demands and responses, I can say that's pretty damn accurate. I did once have a drug customer come in and demand a pizza. Even though, a pizza parlor was no more than 100 yd away in the same Plaza. Apparently we had the stuff in stock, because I guess this was a frequent. occurrence.

[@0x777]

@@brandond.7768 I couldn't put up with that amount of stupid. I'd just pick one of these goofballs up and beat another one to death with them.

[@arleccino1313]

As a former line cook at an EXTREMELY popular sports bar, this is so real it hurts... Surrender your sanity and fall into the void. The greasy, chicken scented void...

[@FordPrefict42]

As a 50 yo, who has worked in many customer related service jobs, I would like to offer this piece of advice. If you just move to crazy, it simplifies everything! You no longer have to "go" crazy, since you will already be there, and those things that disgust everyone else out (Like a kid getting sick on the second level of a play place or someone taking a dump in the urinal) just kind of become another mindless task. I moved to crazy years ago and have saved so much wear and tear on the commute! It also comes in handy in other ways. I could do my jobs properly, on autopilot, so listening to music in those kitchens never distracted me!

[@pdutube]

In my youth, as a pathologically shy, but prone-to-rave-culture individual, I might wander catatonically into your establishment close to quitting time and my friends would order my meal. You may have kept me alive so cheers ;-)

[@river7874]

"This seems pretty easy." Oh you sweet summer child. This was too real. 10/10

[@shadowwalker117]

My wife does not play RPGs, but she is a manager at a Waffle House, and she was dutifully impressed that you only had one glaring mistake. Waffle House does not have microwave ovens. Other than that she says you were pretty much spot on, even the, "I'm gonna take a smoke and get baked," outtake.

[@pdutube]

Dang, this is turning into a documentary! Waffle House should be a National Monument. When anyone needs it, it is there, and the employees do not judge for they have seen the disheveled masses and have taken them in.

[@Clownzilla13]

"How did you get a shotgun?! "Umm.... it's America!" I loved EVERY MINUTE of this episode. Sarah's parts are usually my favorite but this one was great all around. Keep em comin folks

[@thefishking7582]

"Oh, you wanted to do REAL cooking. I think I can arrange that." Are we getting Hell's Kitchen next week?

[@danielharvison7510]

As long as it's set in such a place, they may need combat gear and hazard pay. Should be fun!

[@ratholin]

That show is fake as a three dollar bill.

[@michaelolsen7000]

I'm shocked Sarah's character didn't have a feat called "Miracles under Pressure" that gave her major speed bonuses when shit hit the fan. Every line has that one cook, who just suddenly bursts into super saiyan mode when the tickets pile up. They burn out fast, but damn if they're not the best when you really need them. The days they're off are the worst... and it's always Sundays.

[@orlock20]

While this tends to be just a humorous skit, the characters tend to be ripped from the headlines.

[@darthandeddeu]

Here's the thing too, we're shit at all other times. Which is why we're sauciers or gaurde mangere instead of the main line.

[@ratholin]

You don't get the speed bonus until waylen finishes cooking the speed.

[@dclark142002]

The slow descent to Florida Edition is AWESOME!

[@johnhenkel1828]

As a former waffle house cook and service, the most inaccurate part of this is the time the drunks started showing up. They waited till 2:00 AM to arrive in mass not midnight.

[@TXnine7nine]

Yup. It’s always once the bars close 😂

[@MichaelDerryGameitect]

I expected 2am, too, but I figure it depends on the State. ... so I looked it up. Only Mississippi is listed as 12am. Most of Florida is 2am, some cities/counties have exceptions and are later. [3am, 4am, or 5am(miami)]

[@Z4RD4N34]

Yup, should have been 2pm.

[@jongarcia2677]

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[@solemnjester2100]

I can't help but laugh maniacally at Yaz's foreshadowing end lines

[@Glyff3083]

Sarah in a brigade kitchen... oh God

[@madtrashman1945]

Congratulations Mann Shorts you are now the most reliable source on you tube for news and current events in the sunshine state.

[@ryanrizzo4869]

As a former Waffle House employee the most inaccurate thing here was Sarah telling Weyland to wash his hands. Lol

[@matthewkeller3748]

As a chef... that is just to real. Loved it yall!

[@ThatGamerCher]

When Waylen explains the advantage he gets once he takes a smoke break before rush... I don't even smoke, but I SURE DID hear the sound of 1000s of food service folks nodding and going "uh huh" EVERYWHERE. 😂

[@CasualNotice]

Never worked in a Waffle House, but everything is kitchen accurate except for Lance giving a crap about anything that happened in the front of house.

[@jeffreybogard2713]

Ah so this turned into Florida Edition while we weren't looking

[@TheOneZenith]

At first I thought this was going to be a Gordon Ramsey episode, then I heard the words “Waffle House”. Yeah, different kind of kitchen nightmare.

[@generalpublic3744]

Gordon Ramsey speaks out on the quality of the meth, in his own unique style. Let everyone know it Gordon, then get in that kitchen and show 'em how it's done!!

[@Ddabig40mac]

I think you just stole the "real cooking" episode thunder.

[@Rood67]

In the 70s, when our entire family would caravan from TN to FL for vacation, my Dad would sing this when we saw a Waffle House Awful House, the Awful House (insert any line about grease, getting sick, getting the “trots from the tots” etc…) I got it for free with my meal at the Awful House. That’s been 45 years, plus / minus 5, and I still don’t eat at the Awful House. So I felt Lance’s statement, you remember why.

[@Salspeights]

The night that a customer started screaming I want fresh chicken, as he pulled a live chicken out from his coat and tossed it behind the counter. Gods I loved working at the Waffle House.

[@shishoka]

Oh God... we were wrong. Th hey aren't NPC's. They're murderhobos.

[@nathanshoemaker9913]

As a former classically trained chef, I'm pretty excited for next week.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

I imagine you survived being trained by one of those French restaurants I heard about. (I'm no chef or cook but I read a bit about what Gordon Ramsey went through and how that's normal for classically trained chefs.)

[@revzsaz9418]

I about laughed myself off the couch at "I never specified what kind of cooks you had to be..." 🤣👏 Thanks for another amazing edition fam 🙏 I hope you're all as well as you can be 💙🍻

[@ginginc]

"Well I know what I'm getting you for Christmas".... the answer is socks

[@quirk8841]

_"Do you know how many Instagram Followers I have?"_ I thought he said _"Five"_ at first, which would have been hilarious due to accuracy.

[@Dainon86]

Didnt realise how anxiety inducing memories of being a cook were until this video. Grest video though!

[@carlosspeicywiener7018]

That master tome looks awesome. It reminds me of a superior fishing tackle box I designed when I was a kid. I called it the master bait crate. Picture my embarrassment when the only people who were interested were into onanistic pursuits. And picture their disappointment finding out it was only a tackle box.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I too love to combine master bait boxes and my tackle. Oh, dear Pasta...

[@spawn316]

"real cooking" so hell's kitchen edition. i'm giddy with excitement.

[@DoomPastries]

"If I take a smoke break before the rush I get advantage on saving throws to maintain sanity." -MOST RELATABLE D&D QUOTE 2021

[@fig2598]

I really hope this year's Christmas special is the gang inturrupting/preventing the Nativity. Lance as the innkeeper let's Mary & Joe inside. Weyland as random villager sends the wise men in the wrong direction because they're way too interested in a baby. Sara as one of the angel passed the baby isn't where it's supposed to be.

[@RagingSurvival]

as THE ONLY COOK on shift in one of the most popular spots in town where people constantly try to order pizza I feel this.

[@mistressnekochanvt6613]

"How did you get a shotgun?! "Umm.... it's America!" lmfao the most American thing to say lol

[@hughsmith7504]

So I have to do the health inspections at several waffle houses...and even at lunch time this is accurate. Only thing off is ( at least at mine) the store manager locks the back room when they leave every day at like 4 PM to prevent theft.

[@SableDrakon]

Ugh... The nicotine break thing is real... I'd love to see you guys do a Meat Cutter edition. Just put them in the Port Salerno or Bayshore Winn-Dixie.. It'll be a hoot.

[@kanatatsul8399]

What I find interesting about ones like this is that it totally makes sense in America ... but nowhere else in the world.

[@CToast]

Take out the guns and cooking meth and you have working nights at a Canadian McDonald's 10 years ago. Its just missing your manager shouting things in Tagalog that you later understand to be basically "oh dear god they're coming" when he saw the 7 taxis in the parking lot out the break room window.

[@danielharvison7510]

@@CToast Sounds fun. I now want to NOT imagine how stuff plays out in fast food places here in the Logan/Woodridge area. My sanity requires it.

[@tfdbudtz]

This was the most enjoyable episode in quite some time. Brillant!

[@Briansgate]

Ok, of all the stuff people try to sell, this Elderwood Master Tome is freaking awesome.

[@KillThemNazis]

Wow man, you guys made this within 48 hours of new breaking, well done

[@Baughbe]

Over a decade in restaurants, this is sooooo accurate. Thought the meth deals were in a data center I worked at. Hence why I avoid data centers...

[@TheRealDerohneNick]

Pretty sure this is just another Florida Edition. 🤣

[@jonathanwessner3456]

Nah, Waffle house exists in many states. They even have different flavors like Huddle House and Hash house a Go go. And, yes, most Waffle Houses are like this at night

[@generalpublic3744]

I was thinking that too, but I'm glad someone else pointed it out!

[@daviderwin4705]

Yeah, been in Waffle Houses in other states. Not so much the zany FL stuff. More the high chance of getting robbed at gunpoint.

[@jasonpost913]

Yes, but this one is anchored to a wafflehouse. It restricts the planes the chaos can occur.

[@XX-yh4fq]

You had me at "I've been looking forward to this" with a satisfying smile

[@fastgav]

I think it is time this channel did a Kepler edition. You know it would be one of your most watched episodes!

[@malusvir]

Casual Nier Automata discussion between takes! 😆

[@jorsch4689]

"Well, what seems to be your problem?" Lol, best line in the skit!

[@mattolfson9230]

7:57 FYI: It's pronounced "car-bean". The word comes from the French, hence why carbine is spelled differently from how it's actually pronounced.

[@AyarARJ]

Thank goodness for Dictionary site to put this pretentious BS to rest and acknowledge car-BYN as a perfectly acceptable regionalism that recognizes diversity and dialtects in the English language. Car-BYN is just fine.

[@theviking1359]

On sponsor ad : “ store everything in one place”… great idea until you lose it and then you lose all your stuff

[@Ecto_42]

When I was a line cook I was either completely dissociated, caffeinated, and quick, or I was awake, aware, slow, and complaining.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

right before he said ANYTHING i went WAFFEL HOUSE HELL YEAH DENNYS AT 2 AM

[@claylarrabee528]

The only issue was having a microwave... WH doesn't have them other than that I was in tears.... Great job

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Someone must have made a paladin character, because they're doing the Lord's work spreading word about Master Tome

[@thetizic]

Been watching these on Facebook and kind of torn on where to watch now 😂. I like the short editing style along with the subtitles+music over there but know there's more moments on KZbin that I miss out on. The stylized CC is also nice! Think the cropped camera angle also makes the experience a little different. Also took me a while but do you have microphones overhead? The sound is great but I don't see a mic anywhere 😁 love these skits!

[@kcollier2192]

4:48 The worst part is where you tell the customer that you don't have microwave cookers here and they don't believe you. Also, when they eat for 5 hours, show you what they insist is a pubic hair in their salad and demand a refund. When given this complaint my first thought was to wonder how you could tell a pubic hair from other hair on your body. Do they have a lifetime of experience of sticking their face into stranger's crotches? Are they doctors? Do they shave pubes and collect the hairs themselves? Customers are not always right- sometimes they're insane.

[@Carikenja]

*Hears the title of the restaurant* Oh no.... One of them is gonna get shanked. (Probably by Sara)

[@stonedscared8461]

Lol this went from Cooking Edition to another Florida Edition episode. Lol

[@nintendonerd1293]

Not going to lie this is the first advertisement on KZbin that I've ever stopped watching the video just to go throw money at a thing

[@Yojack872]

Timestamps Below: 0:00 Sponsor 1:03 Episode 9:35 Gag Reel 12:25 Outro

[@jefferson7097]

Two things I know will happen when I see the Jaguars shirt.... I'm gonna laugh and enjoy the episode THEN cry when I remember we never win.

[@1986krazy]

This episode was an amazing cross of Waiting meets Breaking Bad, set in Los Santos 🤣

[@Captain_Blue_Beard]

Real cooking? You kidding, I remember being a chef’s assistant and it was the most stressful job in my life

[@TheIrishman31]

Lmao idk why but I was halfway expecting a swedish chef reference like "heleer today we pop de pop-a de corn " great job as always guys!

[@jakelecroy5553]

Barbarian Werebear, love that line lol

[@LLCCB]

This was just chocked full of goodness. Great episode!

[@pdutube]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS. THIS MUST BE AN INDIE FILM! Seriously - I take 0 credit officially - I don't exist - use this story as a background but Chaz is the narrator like Ron Howard in Arrested Development. But wait, maybe Justin should be the narrator and Chaz is in the game? Or no Justin is in the game but Chaz is the narrator. With enough editing it could even be Pulp Fiction meets Arrested Development meets Breaking Bad. You guys are sitting on a goldmine! Love...

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

7:27 that is adorably hopeful. I love that delivery :) A good breakfast for a reasonable price?

[@akiriwas]

I feel like this is really like a more specific version of Florida Edition

[@ZSchrink]

Oh my God! This episode was so amazing!

[@cwshumate914]

Are we sure it shouldn't be a session of Florida edition?

[@denniskrust2137]

"Where'd you get a shotgun?" "It's America."

[@BombshellCelluloid]

"Speedy money." LOL

[@gonecoastal4]

Scattered, smothered, covered, peppered, capped.

[@X_Innocent_Evil_X]

Did anyone else not even make it all the way through the add before backing it? 🤣😅🤣

[@WinterRaven25]

When the fuck did grill ops start getting 12 bucks an hour? I was stuck with that hellhole for three years and was making minimum wage. The one time I got a ten cent raise it was undone a couple of months later when minimum wage went up. Not only that but they pulled three bucks per shift from your pay to cover food you were eating whether you actually ate that slop or not. I'm just glad you didn't start saying "Pull...Drop...Mark". I would have started having Nam flashbacks if you had.

[@shishoka]

17... that's just the number of cars that he noticed.

[@hunterdavid9743]

Thats the first time a promotion on this channel actually worked on me

[@Otes]

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR EVER SINCE I STARTED WATCHING - am a chef

[@r8chlletters]

You guys are SO GOOD!!! Love it 🤍

[@0Ninja0Dude0]

This is the nightmare that is my life 5 days a week. Give you 5 stars for accuracy

[@FurryCruz]

Finally my favourite edition.

[@FriendlyKitten]

Such early, much laughs, great DnD!

[@craigh5236]

You guys are awesome!

[@shallendor]

Talk about METHod acting!

[@asahearts1]

I'm in trouble for burning the bacon right now. But the problem is the grill timer is set by the manager too long. And no, I can't take it off early because fast food grills don't work that way.

[@mermidion7552]

Next Episode: Dungeon and Dragons: REAL Cooking Edition.

[@codythornton3835]

this was a great day to start a Monday morning.

[@adriaanadriaan123]

can't wait for cook edition part 2

[@titusprecision]

YES!!! I hoped n hoped n y'all did it. As a chef4life this speaks to me. Thanks gang.

[@maskedriderweaver4122]

This was crazy and I love it!

[@JDCGamer]

This is the best ever. I laughed so hard.

[@ge3346]

"I want in." LoL.

[@xtina1610]

This was fantastic. Love you guys and your work. What about a Futurama edition?

[@Ash2Dust87]

Oh my dark gods. I fell asleep and this gave me work nightmares.....

[@lucysoika-tella4918]

Flashbacks of third shift in a college town....

[@brightmatter]

Oh that Master Tomb is nice AF!

[@stephenhowell7029]

Great Video! Funnier cause it's true! Thank You Mann Shorts, Waflehouse and Florida!!!

[@thecrowe20]

Dungeons and Dragons: Dishwasher Edition soon!

[@axysanvilfist6269]

Lol real cooking 🧑‍🍳

[@kevinkrueger7479]

Kepler!!!

[@derronsaunders8115]

Wailin is the GOAT, and I wanna be friends with him.

[@TheAdminJ]

10:22 mood

[@ianyork2655]

I worked in a university dining hall I wish this wasn’t so accurate

[@sousaphonist]

"Oh, you wanted to do *real* cooking? I think I can handle that." So the next episode is...a royalty-free version of Hell's Kitchen?