Dunkey's Guide to Streaming Services

[@ManuelLamy]

''Since Disney owns both, they don't have either'' is the moment my brain melted.

[@DylanDude]

What if we just did a copyright reboot? Everything goes back to whoever made it. How much chaos would there be?

[@nathanmiller1456]

@@DylanDude I'm down for everything older then 25 years entering the public domain.

[@jaythomas468]

Honestly, the whole CONCEPT of “public domain” was to help PROMOTE AGAINST intellectual property STAGNATION (ie: basically, these copyright holders ACTUALLY would have to develop NEW IDEAS and CHARACTERS rather than milking the SAME ONES DRY for nearly a century).

[@EspenSGX]

The Marvel rights are a migraine minefield. Let's have a stroll... - Marvel sold a licence to Sony to use Spider-Man and adjacent characters, including Jessica Drew/Spider-Woman who actually has as much to do with Spider-Man as Black Widow. - Sony made the Raimi trilogy. - Sony teamed up with Marvel for the animated series Spectacular Spider-Man, which is a sort of sequel to the first Raimi movie but doesn't line up with the movies. (Kind of like the same deal as the Jumanji cartoon, to name just one example.) - Marvel actually holds the animated Spider-Man rights, so they could and can make whatever animated series they want. - For some reason Sony sold Marvel the merchandise rights back. This is a weird one. - Marvel always held the videogame Spider-Man rights. After years licensing the IP to Activision they ended the relationship. Not just for Spider-Man, but everything. It's why you can't get the Deadpool game anywhere anymore either. - Sony makes the Amazing Spider-Man movies, but isn't happy with the second one making "only" 800 million dollars. (Probably has something to do with them basically shooting enough stuff for three movies to make that one movie. Mary Jane had a whole arc and was completely cut, to name just one thing.) They team up with Marvel to bring Spider-Man into the MCU. Marvel Studios produces, Sony pays the bill. The money split becomes an issue Disney wants to exploit, proposing some insane financial stuff that initially made Sony want to walk away, but after a public outcry and Tom Holland crying on the phone with Disney CEO Bob Iger (which apparently really happened) Disney comes to their senses. They therefore decided to let the public pay for Genie+ at their parks instead until the end of time (this is a bit of sarcasm). - Here things get curious. Sony or rather Insomniac, because they weren't bought by Sony yet, gets the license to make the Spider-Man game from Marvel, but exclusively for PS4. That exclusivity is probably part of the MCU deal, but isn't certain. Spider-Man also comes to the Avengers game from Squire Enix, but only on PS4 (after a long delay). - Sidestep to X-Men: One of the X-Men movie videogames actually has Spider-Man in it as an NPC. Why? Because Marvel handles the merch. - Fox wants X-Men TV series, but that's not part of their license. Before they had a legal battle over Mutant X, an X-Men based TV series made by Marvel in the 00s. Before that Fox and Marvel did team up in the 90s for the TV movie Generation X. Not really worth it to look up now, but it did have the first appearance of the building that also would serve as Xavier's school in the movies. X-Men animation was always Marvel's. Fox has to bring something to the table to get the okay to make Legion and The Gifted. They give Marvel back Ego the Living Planet, the Watchers and maybe some other stuff. They use them in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Marvel was also up for an extension of Fox's Daredevil license if they get stuff like Silver Surfer and Galactus back. Fox declined. - Back to Spider-Man. Consider the X-Men negotiations when Spider-Man goes exclusive for PlayStation games. Disney may also use the Tom Holland Peter Parker/Spider-Man in their theme parks and they do > Web Slingers ride at California Adventure and Walt Disney Studios, as well as character appearances. Starting with Venom 2 convoluted connections between Sony's "Spider-less" universe and the MCU are being made. The animated Spider-Verse movies are made by Sony, while before animation rights were most likely completely at Marvel. The character Cindy Moon was in Spider-Man: Homecoming and Avengers: Infinity War, but has since been MIA. Sony and Amazon are since developing a Cindy Moon/Silk TV series. Remember, Fox had to get back around the table with Marvel to do that with X-Men. Sony is also developing other "Spider-less" shows, like a Spider-Man Noir one, which will apparently not star Spider-Man Noir (and obviously no other Marvel heroes, because rights). - Talking about theme parks. Universal owns the Marvel theme park license in the US East of the Mississippi, but only based upon the comics and only for certain characters (it's why Walt Disney World has that Guardians rollercoaster at Epcot). There's also some weird nitpicky thing going on about who can mention "Marvel". As part of the deal Universal has to keep their Marvel land and rides to a certain standard otherwise they lose the license (this probably also goes for their The Simpsons land). (It's why the Marvel area looks pristine, while something like Suess' Landing is in disrepair.) Disney actually has people walking around for inspection, from time to time. Universal also has a theme park license for Japan, but the Spider-Man ride is shutting down there. A curious development that may open up Marvel possibilities for the Tokyo Disney resort, but what happens there is up to the Oriental Land Company who owns it and has a license to Disney stuff. (If you ever wondered why things are so different in Tokyo compared to the US or Europe, that's why. Disney also has a minority stake in the Chinese parks.) Meanwhile, there's a Marvel land at Dubai's IMG Worlds of Adventure, which includes an Avengers darkride, a Hulk disc ride and a Thor spinner. That's a deal made before Disney bought Marvel.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

​@@EspenSGXall true and interesting but Spectacular Spider-Man isnt a sequel to anything in the Raimi trilogy. Its a completely different story but it makes a lot of refferences to the raimi movies. And its a true shame how that cartoon got killed, because its the best piece of cartoon spider-man content in the modern age.

[@bladeecity8500]

A reminder that Gabe Newell once said: ‘The easiest way to stop piracy is by giving people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates.’

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

I'm 32, the first time I paid for music was when I signed up for Spotify (I now buy vinyl occasionally for artists I particularly like and want to support). Streaming services were shit and over-saturated years ago and it's only getting worse, it's not sustainable, what we need is a KZbin-like service that's free to sign up to where the distributors pick their own models for generating revenue, maybe it's ad based and free to watch, maybe it's locked behind a paywall or you can pick between watching ads or paying to not have them.

[@spazmaster6731]

I once spent like 6 hours many many years ago trying to pirate GTA 4 for PC, only to find it was on sale on steam for like 4 dollars, and I ended up buying it on steam and it was way easier and more enjoyable that way to play the game.

[@calmack0295]

@@RubyDoobieScooIsn’t that just KZbin music?

[@8bitRAM]

That sounds really annoying. Spotify makes it easy, give them 10 bucks or whatever a month, and you get to listen to any song you want, no ads, it just works. @@RubyDoobieScoo

[@jaxcrum1707]

​@@spazmaster6731I've got a similar story. I was in the mood to replay GTA4 and I had two options for playing it. 1) Turn off and Unplug my PS5, Plug in my Xbox One, wait an hour or two for it to update, locate my original copy of GTA4 and slot it in my Xbox, wait for the game to download and then play 2) Give Valve $4, turn on my steam deck, wait 30 minutes for the game to download and install, then play wherever and whenever I want with the added benefit of knowing that if I want to play this game again a few years down the road I can do so without needing to hold onto my aging Xbox.

[@chisecrecy4974]

Some of my favorite Dunkey videos are the ones where he doesn't even make the jokes, he just reads off absurd but true statements that are made even more comedic by his voice and cadence.

[@galacticcactus5530]

Truth is stranger than fiction. 😅

[@__Brandon__]

Wait until he finds out about the news

[@tiddly5]

im sure he often cherrypicks really heavily in this sort of video, but Man is he good at cherrypicking

[@asdfoifhvjbkaos]

@@tiddly5he still definitely presents it in a specific way to make it funnier, like mentioning that John Wick is kinda like Hitman, it's not really relevant but it serves to exaggerate how convoluted and confusing the streaming services are

[@RobbilyPipSnoppily]

hey just to let you know but he actually made alot of jokes. just watch the video and youll see the jokes

[@VillageFlowerno1]

I grew up as a pirate, I joined the common man and got myself a few streaming services. I like it, it was better with load of shows, I was even willing to pay $5 to rent newer movies on youtube/google, but its gotten so out of control, that pirate life is calling me back

[@thescottishmexican]

Me too

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

Me too matey arrrrr

[@saikimayu]

Same, except so many ISPs send you cease and desists now if they catch you even using torrent software. Sure, you can use VPNs, but free ones suck and if you're paying a VPN subscription to pirate stuff you've kind of lost the plot on that one...

[@eczemoose]

@saikimakyu You get to keep it forever though. And pick and choose whatever you want that anyone is seeding. And come on, Mullvad is €5 a month, you can't seriously compare that with what these streaming services are charging, especially if you need several of them to get what you want.

[@kur1su74]

@@saikimayu Don't use torrents, use usenet. Better selection, scene releases, no uploading.

[@Minty_Meeo]

I am in awe at that Pokemon infographic. The fact that is official is almost as insane as the hoops you must jump through to watch the entire animated Pokemon series.

[@ptralx3122]

How does Pokémon have its OWN streaming service and NOT have all the seasons of its own show?!

[@nathandesilva4781]

Its actual insanity

[@vicente03ify]

Oh, I've been rewatching PiroPito survival series recently and seeing your comments also here feels like an weird coincidence

[@Fang_Tooth]

@@ptralx3122 fr i get they've probably got some rights issues behind it of course but the fact their service straight up only has a few seasons had completely baffled me until now

[@Zanderb20]

Can you even watch the pokemon anime first few seasons in Japanese? I thought those episodes were lost. Many episodes from kanto -hoenn were lost forever like the original dragon ball broadcast was. If its only in english then why even care

[@elijahwise7012]

Switching between every streaming service to watch things is a game in itself. The streaming industry has created the first stream type game and dunkey just gave us the first and best walkthrough for it.

[@darkrai_chu0002]

Columbo any% glitchless

[@summerofsais]

Stream type game has me dead. I actually used this guide to watch the Full run of Diamond Geezer , Step by Step and Charles in charge. Thanks.

[@angel_of_rust]

fuck that i have the piracy mod

[@Weezytoaster]

@@angel_of_rust can u hook me up so I can put tht on my steamdeck thnks homie

[@calmsouls4502]

"the first 'strand' type game" uggggg

[@adamcichoski5184]

Sometimes Dunkey doesn't have to write jokes, when the content he's covering makes a joke out of itself

[@AwesomeSalsa]

The South Park strategy

[@ricardohoang8452]

Dunkey even knows that his contents can include memes 😅

[@TheEricwn]

Literally just describing the situation

[@orbitaljunkie]

Deep

[@bboyfocus12]

a great comedian right there, observations

[@ImmaNerd918]

This is so funny, well delivered, and too real😭 Pokemon feels like a fucking prank lmfao

[@00lucky7]

I checked the website only to find out it is acutally true

[@SmilingBakedBaguette]

I say it's actually amazing that they know how complicated it is, and laid out a guide to help who wants to watch. Many don't even bother.

[@HiiJax]

The chart has already changed too lol

[@Gojorange]

They just freaking anounced TV Pokemon will cease to exist on March and it's no longer downloadable anywhere else and I just finished Season 1 on Netflix and don't know where to watch Season 2 😭😭

[@turtle2848]

@@Gojorange Probably sold rights to another service. Time for piracy

[@lockejohnex]

"Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem" - Gabe Newell

[@kitsunekaze93]

what do you meeeean, its all so convenient!

[@Krisztian5HUN]

And yes, this is a huge service problem.

[@strifexiii9557]

Thanks captain obvious.​@@Krisztian5HUN

[@victor_.]

One of the reasons I never pirate games (except for shitendo) is that steam is so easy to use and is dirt cheap with their discounts

[@aquadrious]

@@victor_. my guy really used the most consistent and high-quality video game company as a reason to pirate games instead of the freebies like ubisoft, bethesda, or EA

[@lancezeran7263]

The amount of research Dunk put into this 4 minute video really makes you FEEL like you're in a modern dystopia

[@darealrylocke6531]

Fucking sucks that we didn't get the Cyberpunk or Blade runner dystopia, we got the clown world one.

[@Chupacabri]

I was wishing we could’ve had a Water World dystopia

[@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil]

I cant even watch the original donky kong vs godzilla. Truly a modern dystopia we live in.

[@mo337]

What do you mean like? Lol

[@Reed5016]

@@darealrylocke6531Well, we are in the funny timeline.

[@unsaletype1106]

I sometimes feel bad about pirating entertainment. Thank you Dunkey for making this video my go-to to feel better about it. It really makes me feel like a pirate.

[@LokiBeckonswow]

yarrrr, tis a topsy turvy world out there tis, garrr

[@hitthemafia]

Don’t feel bad, it’s the only recourse we have as consumers to tell these billion dollar media corporations that we’re sick of their bullshit.

[@spotlessmind9263]

my friends tell me what platforms they use and can share it with me; i just ask some rando series they don't have & that I can get it 2160p for free

[@TheWetdonkey]

One piece pirate

[@bagggers9796]

Media piracy isn't theft and is completely victimless. Think of it this way, just because I pirate a game, that doesn't mean the developers 'lost' a sale, as I wasn't necessarily going to buy it in the first place even if I wasn't a pirate-- a lot of older media isn't even available to stream or purchase legally leaving "illegal" piracy the only valid option. As others have pointed out, if buying doesn't count as owning anymore, then pirating isn't stealing.

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

They discontinued Pokemon TV 3 days after this video (the only way to watch Pokemon without losing your mind), the only logical explanation is that Dunkey is so dedicated to keeping his videos accurate he hired corporate spies.

[@datgameboy8902]

2 words , Stremio+Real Debrid. Look it up and thank me later.

[@V1VISECT6]

Same with Funimation a few weeks later.

[@Thy_Boss]

ok. I got King Kong vs. Godzilla on VHS

[@SUPDOZ]

How did they make piracy easier to understand than actually paying for shows

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Bro I use one app and it streams torrent files. Pair that up with how easy scraping metadata is from files and you can BUILD your own streaming service with less steps than it takes to watch pokemon with no seeding BS or VPN subscriptions.

[@OberynTheRedViper]

They didn't. Youre NOT entitled to everything. If you dont want to pay for it, dont steal it. Super easy to understand. Only reason to pirate anything is if you have no self control and you don't care at all that you are effectively stealing from those of us that actually pay for the service. They cant make content unless there are people who pay for it. Grow tf up.

[@paulszki]

I HAVE a netflix account and still I'm downloading netflix movies on bittorrent because if you watch on browser, you won't get better than 720p, even if you pay for more and if I install the Netflix App on PC, it somehow disables my sound system (!?) and the 1080p is a really bad 1080p stream? It's so dumb. WTF? The only reason I still pay for netflix is because my girlfriend watches it on tablet all the time but man do they suck now.

[@The3DGambler]

🤓​@@OberynTheRedViper

[@SirMaxim]

​@@OberynTheRedViper If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft.

[@Gio_Panda]

Streaming services are absolutely fantastic: they completely evaporate any guilt I feel about piracy!

[@adrianinha19]

Same

[@spoodermanreal]

Sailing the seven seas is completely moral and free! 😀

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

Me typing in 123Movies, KissMovie, KissCartoon, 9Anime, Soaps2Day, HDBest, and Google Drive access to watch all of my favorite movies and TV shows for the low price of free: 😃

[@Grimnoire]

I grew up pirating, never stopped

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

KZbin keeps hiding my comment listing off those pirate sites.

[@AkaLacuna]

Finally a youtuber brave enough to enlighten his audience on where to find mom type movies. Dunkey never disappoints.

[@YourPalHDee]

Why does "disappoints" look like it's just not a real word?

[@haydenstartzell3335]

@@YourPalHDee if you look at any word long enough you could probably come to that conclusion

[@WillJohnson321]

Glad to see channels like this that are made for busy moms like me. Praise the Lord. 🙏

[@CorporateZombi]

You should try hearing it in a Mario voice. Fortunately Dunkey doesn't enlighten us as to where to find the stepsister type movies.

[@littlebunse5]

if im not a mom and dont have any moms can i still watch these movies?

[@archangelshiro]

My favorite thing about Dunkey' humor is that he weaves in and out of satire and comically true facts so quickly thats it's often hard which one statements are true and which are dunking trolling. He is the king of comedy! ;)

[@CoNteMpTone]

Everything he said is true

[@kokoanka]

@@CoNteMpTone The titanic thing can't possibly be true... right...?

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@kokoanka That shook me lol. It's not freaking Lawrence of Arabia!!

[@ygypt]

gotta give it up to dunkey for throwing all of these small streaming services a bone so that bigmode+ has healthy competition

[@JesseWFDusk]

I can't wait for Big Yoshi: The Movie.

[@ebtflexer6535]

Anticipating joey bonzos reality tv show

[@FiftyRoosters]

BigMode GO

[@Spacepeare]

BigMax

[@ygypt]

@@JesseWFDusk it was sold to the new streaming service, YoshiMax, containing all of yoshi's greatest hits, except for Yoshi 3: The Biggening (not to be confused with Yoshi 2 Part III: The Beginning), which is on Starz

[@mattieice4785]

I like how a lot of this is actually how it is, without many dunkey jokes

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

Right? I have no idea how accurate this is but I would be it’s correct. Which is bananas

[@glacialbae]

That's what makes the whole thing a Dunkey joke

[@jamestays8416]

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[@MolternK]

love it when dunkey is serious

[@Soul-Burn]

Like Dunkey's guide to Kingdom Hearts

[@01100101011100100111]

Just the fact that Dunkey set out to satirize streaming services, and decided the best way to do that was to create a purely informational video helping people learn how to watch what they want to watch, says more than he could have otherwise in under 5 minutes.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Well its not purely informational, its satirical with made up bullshit mixed in with actual facts. For comedy

[@Shyguy5104]

@TeenPerspektiva none of it is made up it's just the show/movie choices were ridiculous

[@aaronmaher8882]

@@Shyguy5104 Do you actually think streaming services are only showing half of Titanic?

[@wighty]

@@TeenPerspektiva IMO I think the made up BS detracts from the video... the joke is already made, but then saying only half the titanic movie is available on one service, second half on another, makes me immediately question every other statement and is counterproductive to his point... unless that titanic fact is real?!

[@TeenPerspektiva]

@@Shyguy5104 speed racer doesnt have 14 seasons, that was a joke and there is plenty of others in this. Its not all real info

[@dagrooseisloose5749]

Thanks Dunkey, my DVD collection of Diamond Geezer had been cut in half right down the middle of the disc, and as such I only had the latter 12 minutes of every episode. This makes things so much easier!

[@eden_essence]

the most unique part about this video is that, unlike dunkey’s other timeless videos, it will likely be outdated after a month

[@KasaiAisu1]

That's alright, we can replace Minecraft Saturdays with Streaming Saturdays

[@spooderman6312]

Which is what's going to make this 5 times as funny in a year

[@bloodyidit4506]

3 minutes.

[@Ryu17777]

That's pretty optimistic, I'd be surprised if it weren't outdated tomorrow...

[@augustuslxiii]

It's a time capsule for absurdity. In the future, we can, hopefully, look back on these garbage times.

[@patrickreilly4481]

This just makes me so thankful I’m subscribed to Dunkey+. I get all of the entertainment I never knew I didn’t need, and more.

[@steelcamber]

It's great that it's only $4.99/month with ads, oops looks like a price increase to $7.25/month with ads, but I also get the option to pay for a whole year for only $25.99/month for ad free, excuse me I meant, $32.95/month for ad free!

[@divinecomedian2]

But does it have King Kong vs Godzilla?

[@kiowaharrell]

​@@divinecomedian2 Sadly it does not due to Dunkey didn't want to pay the $25 Shipping fee for the blueray.

[@Despair505]

We don't get Among Us Tuesday though, you have to suscribe to Videogame Max for that one

[@pun_dimen]

Who remembers DonkeyNOW and DonkeyMAX??

[@stevonico]

Only Dunkey can make streaming sound like a Metal Gear Solid plot

[@divinecomedian2]

MGS makes more sense than this 😂

[@sawyeratkinson]

The la li lu le lo?

[@nefariou5]

Psyscho mantis?!

[@somedingusidk1242]

A security camera?

[@jarrmann]

That is not solid snake!

[@ArakiSatoshi]

I like how neatly he put the point of the video at the very last sentence: "Buy the bluray to watch it" Truly the only way you can confidently own your favourite piece of media is by having a physical copy, let it be a bluray disk, a pirated copy saved on your hard drive, a literal videotape, etc.

[@object4124]

Physical copies might become unplayable. I had vhs tapes, but nobody produces vhs players anymore, so I can't easily watch them, because this means buying a second hand machine, which are limited in supply, and might break. I feel the same is happening with dvds now, since I got a new laptop and it has no dvd input. Therefore, you either pirate a digital copy, or, if you want to be really safe in case storing files somehow becomes "outdated", actual film and a projector (ok, maybe that's too far lmao just pirate).

[@jcktmn]

@@object4124 ok its a lot easier with dvd/blu ray due to the fact that most consoles after the ps2 have it and you can still install internal/plug in external optical drives on computers and also convert to a digital copy

[@flouglemireindustries4335]

@@object4124 we will turn as much as we can right into digital, and spread it. Things will continue to exist whether companies like it or not

[@Girthquake69420]

Crazy to see dunkey create a whole new genre of movies with mom type movies. Such a legend in the community.

[@pipedreamer9781]

Like the executives always say between cigars: If it ain't bouta mom, it's gonna bomb.

[@AnvilApricot]

I cant wait for his game publishing company to combine it with the hit Strand type game. A Strand mom type experience is what the world needs right now

[@PrepareToDie0]

Pretty sure the internet already had "mum" type movies...

[@owaisahmad8344]

I wonder if Dunkey is gonna categorize where to find strand-type movies.

[@mssalami]

@@pipedreamer9781 most underrated quote

[@addvance6626]

All this guide has taught me is that I should never take the physical movies I own and the seven seas for granted.

[@SO-Negative]

You heard the myth oh seven seas having Davy Jones locker somewhere down there full of old movie casettes and best blue-rays.

[@EhurtAfy]

Yes, I started backing up my physical discs and purchasing more blu-rays about six years ago. Back then it was mostly Netflix, Hulu, Crunchyroll, with Disney Plus on the horizon. Made a Plex server, now got about 20tb worth of movies and shows. I own the files and can stream them to all my devices and streaming boxes. Worst part is not everything can be purchased physically. Losing access to these shows really sucks for digital preservation, sometimes streaming-only shows get cancelled and basically erased from existence if nobody ripped them. Now Best Buy is no longer selling DVDs so I have no reason to go there anymore

[@NoInternetDinosaur]

Arrrgh a pirates life for me 🏴‍☠️

[@VistaGrooves]

If I don't use a VPN my ISP will ban me for stepping near certain parts of the seven seas after 6 warnings and I'm already on warning 1.

[@RealMTBAddict]

I have 300 CDs and 60 DVDs.

[@marcosfidelis4171]

the fact that there is a website specifically for checking where something is beings treamed and it not being a shitty wee thing, it's actually a really well designed website, goes to show how much of a shitshow the streaming scene is

[@SpiteOSRS]

It's ON PURPOSE. WAKE UP. Capitalism is designed to extract as much money AS POSSIBLE

[@nickwilson3499]

@@SpiteOSRSchild finds out about businesses for the first time

[@helmutstein1178]

​@nickwilson3499 yeah it's almost like unchecked capitalism produces bullshit...

[@mattwittbrodt5631]

@@nickwilson3499lol so what are you saying, these businesses are within their right so it’s fine?

[@jon70082]

@@nickwilson3499corporate slave defends businesses for the 100th time

[@TheFO3God]

Idk if anyone else has started to do this, but the rise of these streaming services locking out content has just led me to start rebuilding a robust DVD and blu ray collection. I genuinely get a kick from rummaging through bargain bins in stores to try and find old movies I used to enjoy. You get permanent access to the content, on demand whenever you want, for usually an insanely low one time price. Honestly the concept of streaming services is just stupid now.

[@davidstrm5005]

Yes! I have started doing that too! Also with CDs partly because I just like them, but also cause they can disappear suddenly I imagine

[@SecretMarsupial]

Yeah physical media is nice because you actually own the thing. Unlike streaming where you pay a monthly bribe to have a viewing license.

[@xonor13]

I just wish there was a new physical media over dvds and blu-ray. I have a 4k tv and want to find the best version possible, but most blu-rays are 1080p. DVDs are worse at 480i.

[@Lowtendo]

​@@xonor13your TV 100% has a USB slot on the back. Learn how to pirate and add 2160p to the end of your search to maximize your viewing pleasure.

[@xonor13]

@@Lowtendo Oh you don't need to tell me. I have a kodi setup for piracy, but I wish there was a modern physical media option like a flash drive you can legally buy with a movie on it to keep.

[@willywallyb2379]

Wow. The fact like 70% of these services I've never heard of exist is kinda wild to me 😂

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

you must not have a roku

[@FloatingWeeds2]

Blah​@@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr I'm stuck with just my TV's built in Google TV with HDMI ins for our Chromecast Ultra, AppleTV, Nvidia Shield, and Xbox 360 (for Plex). It works for us :)

[@kachow5830]

“Then switch to hoopla”

[@WolfDevastator]

I really thought he was making some of it up

[@Wayward9]

Because there's too many. No sane person who isn't rich would pay for all these services. At most just like 2-3 cover the majority of stuff and exclusives

[@realkingofantarctica]

I love streaming services, because they demonstrate to consumers how physical media continues to be worthwhile.

[@xFluing]

Stop peddling this physical only bullshit. Digital is just as good, only if treated like any other product. You bought it once you OWN it. It's as simple as that.

[@notacyborg]

Or get in your ship and sail away on the seven seas.

[@evanb09]

@@xFluingexcept for when Sony announced they were going to delete everyone’s discovery “purchases” from their PlayStations, right? This is why physical media is better - Sony can’t break into my house and steal my movies. I understand what you’re saying that digital purchases are just as good in theory but that just isn’t reality.

[@jordanettinger]

Meanwhile Best Buy just removed all physical media from their stores...

[@EtnaV2]

@@xFluing Yeah IF. But no company does that

[@evdomos]

I had to check if that Pokemon guide was real. Honestly and genuinely, that guide is incredible. A lot of respect for creating that.

[@CaidicusProductions]

I've heard the entire Pokemon series is available on the Yarr network, though I can't confirm that. :P

[@RPGX400]

Or just go on one site to see it all. But yeah mad props to them for having this out there. It makes me want to actually support them and use the official sites if available. :-)😊

[@ilovedogs2642]

One anime website will have all that baby show in one place. From gotta catch em all to ok I've caught 60 pokemon time to win the championship

[@evdomos]

You're all missing the point. I'm not praising accessibility, I'm praising accountability. I'm not trying to watch Pokemon. Taking the initiative to help navigate the hellscape that is streaming is a big move for a company, regardless of other avenues. Creating such a clean guide for that is and will always be praiseworthy until it becomes the norm.

[@ATBananaMan]

This is a brilliant showing of how terrible the "streaming wars" have made content consumption. The companies will 100% throw their hands up in the air and cry foul when everyone simply goes back to pirating (grey area streaming included).

[@Katy133]

Dunkey has managed to articulate the full absurdity I've felt while trying to keep track of where everything is. This is why I like DVDs and VHS!

[@PredictableEnigma]

And then for new tv series stuff that comes out they won't even make a physical home release half the time

[@JaneDoeValentine]

@@PredictableEnigmaor they’ll do it a year later overpriced for the die hard fans

[@Weeks.]

dvd and vhs is just as absurd

[@greasyphilip]

Also best buy stopped selling dvds

[@AlwaresHUN]

At this point eveyone is better off with just buying a nas and stole everything, like everyone did 15 years ago...

[@NitroKappa]

The fact that you can't tell when he's joking and when he's being serious really says a lot about the current state of TV.

[@karmicrespite5737]

I was following along and I feel like he made a couple jokes/exaggerated a little... but only because I don't think Britbox would ever have Furious 5. Everything else sounded too real.

[@cadet3902]

@@karmicrespite5737My grandmother before she died loved BritBox, lot of classics on there, some stuff from there is burned into my permanent memory.

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

I think it was serious the whole way through with a satirical tone.

[@ClayMann]

I think red letter media did the joke better and years before this one, only they were actually joking because it would be absurd to have all that complexity and so many services. Then it turns out actually being absurd doesn't stop it happening. You can only watch that sketch on KZbin TV btw....for now.

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

@@ClayMann Can you link it by any chance?

[@indiexcorex2]

We should force everyone who made a streaming service to watch this forever on repeat

[@suzuplaza]

nah they dont care they only care about money which is why you should cancel all your streaming services and use the pirate bay

[@Alloveck]

Doesn't have to be forever, just until they agree to consolidate. Also, no food or water will be provided as long they're watching this.

[@SO-Negative]

​@@AlloveckYeah, no need to forever but make it like in Clockwork Orange. That should do the trick.

[@GradietPanda12345]

@@Alloveckno reason to consolidate when people are very willing to pay up.

[@garrettvelkjar3136]

@@GradietPanda12345 But they aren't, the vast majority of these services are not making a profit and are loosing these companies money. I am pretty sure even big players like Disney+ and Prime are still net losers.

[@AUTI5T1X]

Dunkey mentioning Canadian services like Rogers and CBC gets some serious respect from me. Dude's addressing the entire issue.

[@kyleolcott1769]

The slogan "Gotta catch 'em all" actually refers to all 9 streaming services you have to buy in order to watch the Pokemon show.

[@stt.9433]

He forgot to mention that depending on your region all of this changes. Like the second animated spiderman movies with miles isn't on netflix in France but in the US it is

[@rubenanderies4880]

Yeah and i have the first animated spiderman on netflix

[@BronzeAgePepper]

just buy a VPN (so your ISP doesn't send you a strongly worded email for using torrent sites)

[@MetaPikachu]

It also isn't on Polish Netflix, but for some reason the first one is?? There is also fucking Sonic 2 but not Sonic 1?????

[@aspanger]

​@@MetaPikachu Second spiderman is in HBO MAX in Poland

[@namasayagiri]

Guys, just pirate it...

[@dawne2780]

This has gotta be the setup to reintroduce cable packages. "Get 50 of your favorite streaming services for only 100$! That's like $2 per million movies! What a steal!"

[@jesse5946]

I've had the same thought over the years, we're just looping back around to having cable again 😂

[@marcogarcia7944]

Oh how i love the modern craze of innovation for the sake of innovation

[@taiven.lechevalier]

Damn, that is some good perspective. I never thought about that. Upvote.

[@Kryonyde]

Your earnest approach to the absurdity of real life has always been a hallmark of your comedy.

[@object4124]

But do they have King Kong VS Godzilla on Hallmark?

[@TomAndrews91]

Before this video, I was using piracy to watch all my favourite shows, but this informative video has since opened my eyes and made me change my nefarious ways. Thank you, Dunkey.

[@hovhadovah]

Same, I have also since taken up self-flagellation to atone for my sins

[@Subpar1O1]

Very good. Now pay for 15 different streaming services, just to watch Friends, as penance.

[@canadianfurrytrash906]

Thank you so much for this guide, Dunkey. You have no idea how stressed us hockey fans were to find a place to stream the fourth and fifth Indiana Jones before Rogers NHL Live came around.

[@AntiMacro]

The tradeoff is I need to get Amazon Prime Video to watch hockey now.

[@hjread1137]

As much as this speaks to the comically bad licensing agreements from all this companies, I have to give Dunkey credit for somehow stringing all of this together. Looking forward to watching The Equaliser and Kung Fu Panda back to back twelve times!

[@MrMango331]

License owners rake in money from circling their licenses rather than licensing for years at once.

[@holgenius-z2s]

Piece of cake for someone that made the most cohesive Metal Gear Solid lore video.

[@jdilly935]

I lost it when he said "with this simple guide." God bless Dunkey

[@cameron2069]

This video genuinely sums up my journeys across multiple streaming services, right down to forgetting what I was originally looking for. Truly subversive

[@nailinthefashion]

Ironically though there was so little on MGM I licherally only watched Bottoms twice and dipped. They're very hit or miss. I could spend a week on Netflix or Disney+

[@KleinkMusic]

It's so depressing and infuriating how quickly this streaming service war became an issue. It's like it happened overnight.

[@somedingusidk1242]

War has changed

[@Lantec1000]

@@somedingusidk1242 War, War never changes

[@somedingusidk1242]

@@Lantec1000 WRONG GAME

[@Lantec1000]

@@somedingusidk1242 😭

[@NiteSaiya]

Blame all the idiots that ditched Netflix and gave their money to the streaming services owned by the people that wanted to keep you trapped with Cable TV's old plan. All we had to do was not cave and give money to Hulu, etc, and they would've left all their content on Netflix. Instead, idiots signed up for them after they pulled content from Netflix, rewarding them for screwing everyone over. This is all consumer-driven. This is all absolute tools giving money to terrible corporations because they can't live without being up to date on the latest Star Wars or Marvel show.

[@CraftyCarrot]

streaming services asked the question “how can we make cable worse” and somehow succeeded

[@fleedledeedle666]

Capitalism breeds innovation! (Squeezing every last penny from the consumer and essentially ruining what works)

[@Absolute_Zero7]

@@fleedledeedle666 Its a self-correcting cycle. Part of the reason why cable failed is because at a certain point Piracy became more convenient than cable, so many switched. Then Netflix came out and became popular due to its convenience. Now everyone is going back to piracy because of the current streaming hellscape. At a certain point this streaming phase will crash as the money dries up, and they would have to make a better system or else piracy will just win.

[@SonGoku5363]

once these streaming sites introduce ads (which prime video already did), cable will make a come back lol

[@lainiwakura1776]

@@fleedledeedle666 Capitalism also makes you go out of business if the market is oversaturated.

[@dignelberrt]

@@lainiwakura1776 companies will never understand that

[@CrazyChillDog]

Being a pirate has everything. Limewire, now's the primetime for your grand return, baby!!!

[@TheMadHatter140]

As an avid Godzilla vs King Kong fan myself, I can't tell you how much I appreciate this in-depth, knowledgable, and incredibly helpful guide that lets me know where I can watch Equalizer 2.

[@samuelojedaedits]

cool gris pic hahahha

[@TheMadHatter140]

@@samuelojedaedits thank you! Clearly you are a person of culture haha.

[@biggestboy8239]

Thank you dunk for inventing the first “stream-type” video. Incredible.

[@lordbrentegg6885]

FELLOW STROLLING STEW SPOTTED

[@hanzalaatc2855]

I love that this joke keeps coming back

[@BedrockSolid]

the first mom-type video

[@AbdulGabagool83]

The original Sergio Corbucci Django was so popular in Italy that every random director made their own versions/spinoffs using the character and they are very shit for the most part. There was even a version (can’t recall it’s name) where the main actor quit 75% of the way through and the director found some old dude on the crew to come on screen and appear as Django’s dad, to face off with the antagonist

[@be12]

This is... actually pretty cool

[@fredronknowles4200]

Gee thanks random stranger i can sleep now knowing this info

[@emersonpage5384]

The OG Django, though, is one of the best Westerns ever made

[@AbdulGabagool83]

@@emersonpage5384 highly recommend anyone wanting to see it to watch in Italian so the subtitles.. Sergio leones movies were dubbed well, this one not so much

[@emersonpage5384]

@@AbdulGabagool83 the Italian version is also a dub, none of the versions actually had Franco Nero speaking. In Italian he was ADRed by Nando Gazzolo and in English by Tony Russel. Most Spaghetti Westerns were dubbed over in post-production this way.

[@crossfire7474]

This is why I am grateful for growing up with vcd and dvd back then.

[@The_Duck_Man]

2012-2018 was the peak streaming era where just having Netflix was enough to watch most movies or shows

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Ye and Hulu was the other half of movies. Now there are unlimited streaming services

[@therewasoldcringe]

and yet piracy was still better

[@god-of-war-fan]

@@therewasoldcringe nahh. Pirated films are usually garbage quality compared to the pristine 4k you get on Netflix. so a few years ago before this shitty pandemic streaming boom, it was defo worth the money to get a netflix subscription. now it's just chaotic crap

[@techbulb3440]

@@god-of-war-fannot true, they have remuxes on the interwebs

[@doopthedude]

The feeling of shock you’d feel when your chosen show or movie wasn’t on Netflix, you’d feel like you were in a dream or something

[@SamwiseVids]

It's pretty comical that not once does Dunkey have a negative attitude or disdain in his tone, but behind the editing you know he's just sitting there thinking "wtf" just like the rest of us

[@SuperbbConnor64]

Every time he finishes recording a certain section he takes the headphones off for a minute and just sits there, shedding a few tears, before recording the next maddening streaming service tidbit

[@typezman]

Its just January and already Dunkey made a completely entertaining AND informative gem of the year.

[@Cyranek]

I’m glad my dunkey premium subscription keeps me in the know for these kind of things

[@Thy_Boss]

cool, I got King Kong vs. Godzilla on VHS tho so 1-0

[@billbill6094]

Thank you Dunkey for introducing me to the first pirate-type streaming services.

[@dizzyhq5100]

Streaming services are the reason you have to watch 8+ hours of a show to understand the movie

[@plantman1093]

I think that's more of a Disney problem

[@BoraniumArt]

Indeed

[@Kananaboo]

I wondered why Marvel became unwatchable. Well one of the reasons at least

[@jamescomer8701]

Boo hoo. Imagine complaining about having more of your favorite content.

[@battleb0ng420]

@@jamescomer8701 a truckload of shit is still shit

[@ObeseChess]

This is like the Kingdom Hearts Guide video where I am pretty sure 2-3 of these things were jokes but I’m not sure I could tell you with 100% confidence what they were

[@gilmangabs392]

this is SO MUCH RESEARCH for a 5 minute video. good on ya

[@mikeisfine]

I think having a monopoly is pretty unethical, but for a while there I remember everything I ever wanted was just on Netflix and there really wasn't any other competition and it was so nice.

[@fireradfieritis8953]

It never had to be that all that content was spread out like that. It could have been as simple as having different services while still providing all the content across different platforms. Hell, the only thing you'd miss out on would be exclusives. But no, they gotta rip the catalogue apart so they all have little pieces you're forced to assemble via numerous subscriptions.

[@firstnamelastname8439]

The problem with a monopoly isn't that one entity controls the entire market. The problem with monopolies in the current economic system is that a handful of rich and powerful people - a handful of upper management and major investors - controo what the monopoly does. Competition isn't a magic bullet that solves all problems, its just one mechanism through which you can distribute that decision making power among a larger group of affected people. Any method of distributing that power can fix the problems monopolies bring - not just competition. Healthcare is the obvious example. In most developed countries, the government effectively has monopoly power over the entire healthcare system, and yet, unlike the one developed country with free market healthcare, healthcare isn't a massive problem in most of the developed world - because putting the monopoly under the control of a democratic government distributes the decision making power more effectively than making a handful of large corporations 'compete'.

[@mikeisfine]

@@firstnamelastname8439 all fair points. I’m not about to Dunning-Kruger my way though a debate on the morality of corporate monopolies because that’s kind of a mess and way beyond the scope of my expertise, but a lot of my perspective is just based on cynicism. Can a monopoly be agnostic-beneficial in some facets? Sure. But my faith in the ability for them to retain that alignment isn’t very strong.

[@asteria9963]

@@mikeisfine because all they care about is money. companies have shown this time and time again. the one that's on top will always introduce anti-consumer practices and raise prices, while the ones that have to beat said top company will be the ones that introduce pro-consumer pratices and fairly low prices to get people to use their services. you can't trust them.

[@SuperStingray]

If only the competition was about the underlying streaming tech and service and not a race to see who can hoover up the most licenses.

[@davemarcus85]

the amount of effort that it took to put this short video together must have been pretty intense. It really makes it so clear how much of a pain it is to try and keep up with a line of movies or shows. Well done!

[@jameshughes6078]

There's a fucking website telling us how to watch Pokemon and it's still hard to follow

[@dared29]

The best part is it's still a simplification since he didn't even go over different countries having different shows in the same streaming service

[@protectdavidchasetaylor2144]

You can literally look up what streaming service movies are on. I love dunkey but this video took probably a pretty normal amount of effort.

[@fletcher5148]

well thats what leaves me confused, im Australian and aussie netflix has notoriously less shows than US but almost every show he said is just on netflix lol, @@dared29

[@darkovikaplayssimgames]

Ironically, my husband actually would watch this wanting to know where to watch Godzilla vs KingKong, because he LOVES Godzilla... which makes the ending 20x funnier to me lmfao

[@SecretSeashell]

Tubi also has almost every Godzilla movie from 1954 to 1975. It's completely free and has plenty of other weird movies nothing else has. Low-key best streaming service, Tubi.

[@EduPotato]

Dunkey, I would love to see your "best of 2023". I think that having a child this year is a good twist since you have less time to play games.

[@MonkeyNinja99]

I remember the good old days when Netflix and Hulu got you everything.

[@Marc-rw3dd]

ya know, maybe monopolies aren't so bad...

[@JBackkkkk]

To be fair, there are always a good amount of shows and films to watch on Netflix at any given time (especially if you have a favourite show that is a Netflix original).

[@MISCHIVUS]

EXACTLY

[@electrogeek77]

I remember when Hulu was free.

[@SecretMarsupial]

@@electrogeek77ah, hello fellow old person.

[@Kellan__they-them]

The best part of videos like these is I genuinely can't tell how much of it, if any, Dunkey is making up.

[@lf4227]

The Criterion Channel is the pinnacle of streaming: Here’s a fuckload of movies with loads of extras when available from all over the world, from the beginning of film to now, sometimes as part of themed collections. So much gold on there for movies. Also Tubi’s pure democracy of placing art house perfection alongside bottom barrel trash and all for no charge but dealing with commercials = genius

[@silaz6658]

They got the Godzilla movies

[@bigmusclestv2422]

the only streaming service i pay for, its a no brainer especially comparing its price to how much their dvd/blu rays cost

[@josephmayfield945]

If you like wierd movies and music, check out Night Flight.

[@StrahilMinev]

It's only available in the US, so far from pinnacle.

[@lukapitkanen3333]

Must be nice. They should make it available outside the US too.

[@BeCause123]

Thanks Dunkey, now I know how to watch the hit classic film King Kong vs. Godzilla! Truly the most comprehensive streaming services guide.

[@sonofabirch1989]

Thank you for shedding light on how many mom type movies exist, Dunkey. I feel like someone just unveiled a treasure trove of gold before my eyes.

[@ethanfreeman1106]

i had to pause on that screen to read all the titles lmao. i was similarly enlightened 😂

[@chillaxTF]

Are you telling me you weren't aware of Killer Mom, the largest contribution to Mom type cinema in the last decade?

[@LoudGoat74]

I cackled out loud at the "good news for hockey fans" announcement. Then, shortly afterward resumed my journey into despair thanks to how accurate this video felt overall.

[@hamburg4034]

"The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates."

[@Mesjach]

But that would require thought and effort. Can't have that, too busy making money.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

Gaben truly understood gamers

[@tavogerard9691]

How many more years and how many increasingly convoluted subscription services will it take before any of these companies understand this, I wonder

[@daverowe1081]

this man is a savant. it's completely impossible to tell, the lines between utter bullshit and stone cold facts are blurred seamlessly into an abstract art installment 7/10, very happy you're not quitting KZbin, you'll be missed

[@Thy_Boss]

nothing about this is abstract

[@alkavus]

Imagine you fully understand dunkey's guide about streaming services but some of the shows are not available in your region 💀

[@nil091090]

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[@JTSYoRHa]

VPNs are your friends!

[@pirateluffy01]

Laughing in India 😅

[@DonWeaselYeehawEdition]

That’s a whole different video Lmao

[@Guywithachair]

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[@cloudshifter]

This feels awfully personal. I can imagine dunkey and Leia sitting down to watch a movie and then this whole mess unfolded.

[@Thy_Boss]

i got it on VHS

[@JoeyG-o8r]

Mark my words, it won't be long before cable companies work out how to package all these streaming services together and we're all just back to cable TV again. Also, Jesus Christ is Lord.

[@pawepiat6170]

Tbh just having a one search box would be an improvement, so cable companies aggregating content would, somehow, be an upgrade over current situation

[@Birodalom1]

With mandatory commercial breaks!

[@SuperStingray]

Honestly, having a handful of bundles rather than dozens of individual services would still be a huge improvement.

[@hylianro]

There's always pirating

[@goodstuff8156]

That would be a good thing

[@LHDmaster]

I like that dunkey is taking a break from video games to school basically every industry in the world

[@trogbison1625]

This is going to go down as an all-time great Dunkley video. What a way to start off the new year!

[@Rubyrubits]

It's Jan 6 2024, my favorite streaming service is also BigMode+

[@maybelater1464]

The Pokémon portion is so funny to me. I tried to be legit but it was so horrible, when the piracy website I found has it from the first episode and updates regularly with all the new ones as soon as they're released AND it has all the movies too 😂

[@nameresu]

This deserves a billion of views and clearly explains why copyright system needs to be redesigned completely from the scratch.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Not completely from scratch. Keeping the addendum that Disney can never touch these laws again is a good place to start

[@ctg4818]

In the world of AI, copyright will be irrelevant anyway

[@LoLFilmStudios]

@@ctg4818xD you’re the type of guy to invest in trash crypto. You’re amazed by the concept but you don’t understand it. Doesn’t mean you’re wrong, it just means it’s a matter of luck. Become a person of expertise, commit your time to understanding the topics thoroughly.

[@xaijeistou]

@@LoLFilmStudios No doubt AI will definitely make copyright of things iffy. Even if obvious AI "creations" become outlawed in places that doesn't stop people from using them as bases. I don't know how labelling them into a certain group of people based on one comment (that you also said isn't wrong) helps the discussion about copyright, but everyone has their insecurity or 2.

[@0815Snickersboy]

the easy solution is to stop these exclusive licenses. It would be cool if a publisher would just sell licences that are not exklusive.

[@Taitmon]

Bro... you captured my entire experience when i try to marathon sequels...

[@jordansuddeath7079]

My blood pressure went up listening to this video because of how accurate it is.

[@Thy_Boss]

also it wasn't because of the video

[@phantomroy08]

2003 - “I wish I could easily watch every episode of a tv show” 2024 - “I wish I could easily watch every episode of a tv show”

[@Astro_Crunch]

Wow! With such a comprehensive guide, streaming has never been so convenient!

[@shanshansan]

Then: We have two major services. Netflix and Blockbuster. Now: *Lemme show you how to scratch it* -Thanos

[@chaselowell4567]

This was such a great criticism of the headache that is finding any movie today. Unusual but very pleasant. As always thanks for the laugh dunk man.

[@EchidnaKida]

Pirate the movie and you have it quick and easy, saved forever.

[@Ganonslayer13]

So much more simple than TV channels. Now everything I want to watch is all in one places.

[@arnie4692]

Back when Streaming Services were still in its nascent stage, I remember they actually had a uniqueness to it. They were offering great TV shows and all the movies you wanted in one place. Now there's so many of them to the point that the good stuff is actually hard to find and the regular mediocre stuff keeping getting shoved down.

[@Ryn0_333]

You mean, back when Netflix was the only service an no other company thought it was going to work.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

They're also so obsessed with "original content" they think will keep users loyal that they keep churning out hundreds of canceled-after-one-season mediocre copy and paste heistfilm-quality shows and everything gets lost in a sea of weeds. That example with trying to find Django is me everytime I try to use netflix these days and it's infuriating. Sidenote: I hate the word nascent, it sounds so unpleasant to say lmao

[@ivailok3376]

This is why piracy is completely and unironically justified.

[@MrMarshallMan3]

This was such a high effort video that NEEDED to be made. Thank you Dunkey.

[@BoneBullet]

Young people will never know the joys of being able to go into a Blockbuster and rent any movie you like all under one roof, then going back later because the movie is scratched and you cant watch it.

[@dilbertfish]

Or tapes that haven't been rewound. 😠

[@DragonaxFilms]

When I was a kid, my dad and I once went to Blockbuster to rent _Road to Eldorado,_ but someone had put a tape of the Donkey Kong animated series in the box. I was heartbroken xD

[@mervnasav4174]

@@DragonaxFilms ouch

[@ctg4818]

And the late fees that cost more than buying the VHS/DVD lol

[@electrogeek77]

You couldn't get a LOT of movies from Blockbuster due to their "family-friendly" ethos. Indie shops were where it was at.

[@augustlewen]

I've been really into mom type movies lately, and thanks to Dunkey I now know exactly where to find them. Just wish I knew where all the strand type movies are

[@matthewdick5847]

THANK YOU was scrolling for ages waiting for someone to make this joke

[@shapular]

Kojima+

[@GiffanyCD]

"I don't want to watch the Fred Trilogy, I want to just watch the first one" -King Kong to Godzilla

[@MapleMilk]

This video perfectly illustrates how not only has the idea of Streaming Service has been torn to shreds like roadkill devoured by a flock of vultures and NOT ONLY that Streaming Services remove or don't have the things people actually want to watch and even actively get rid of completely finished films and shows for no reason but it also shows how apparently Starz has a streaming service Dunkey, you've done some incredible investigative journalism on this video!

[@SEEYAIAYE]

I only know what a Starz is because of the logo in all the Ash Vs Evil Dead trailers.

[@lilhoss4reals]

​@@SEEYAIAYEa

[@godlike119]

I am gonna continue being a pirate and watching whatever i want. Thanks for this eyeopening experience Dunko!

[@robertflinch2447]

You can just buy or rent the movies directly. Not liking streaming services doesnt entitle you to steal.

[@thadplunger832]

@@robertflinch2447are you gonna cry?

[@ericb8689]

​@@robertflinch2447these companies will make more than you do in your whole life in less than a year. Why are you defending them?

[@YordleStudioCZ]

​@@robertflinch2447you're right, there is no such thing as being entitled to anything. that means nobody is entitled to my money, let alone multi-billion media conglomerates.

[@drayde4155]

​@@robertflinch2447pirating is the only right way of acquiring content if the official sources go out of their way to harm the customer as much as possible out of their corpo greed and delusions

[@moonjelly5]

This is why I always like physical media. Also, look at your local libraries. They likely have a lot of DVD's you would like to watch and they're free.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

This is why I download movies for free. Sorry but I dont even have a working dvd drive anymore.

[@crtscream]

Physical media for the win x

[@DrPeculiar312]

But I have to leave the house to do that

[@moonjelly5]

@@TheSuperappelflap Understandable. I have a PS4, which can play DVDs and Bluray's

[@yourdad587]

@@DrPeculiar312Download audio & video you enjoy, move onto usb/hard drive, there you go

[@lukeyates158]

I’m gonna need a weekly streaming service update from Dunkey now. It’s the modern day tv guide 🏆

[@patrickthehenchman2679]

A perfect setup joke and punchline of starting the video with King Kong vs Godzilla, then finally ending it with how to watch it on streaming, only to see that Max has all the Godzilla movies made between the 50's and 70's EXCEPT for King Kong vs Godzilla which isn't available on streaming at all.

[@AdamVladimirKross]

I miss the early days of Netflix. They had everything and all in one place. Plus I got a DVD in the mail every 4 to 8 days.

[@Irisverse]

Netflix went from "spend $8 a month to watch every movie ever made in human history" to "spend $20 a month to watch our shitty original series that we'll cancel after the first season with no warning."

[@iamjeramy]

true @@Irisverse

[@TheYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]

cant really blame netflix though, other companies wanted a slice of the pie and wouldnt let netflix stream on there and created their own platforms

[@AdamVladimirKross]

​@@TheYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Yeah, I can definitely empathize with Netflix's problems. Every one of the big companies went from wanting a slice of that streaming pie. Unfortunately now we have 40 different pies of varying quality and they keep on swapping slices with each other. So now when you, the consumer, go in to get some pie there are 30 pies, with small slices, and some of the slices are burnt or actual dog shit.

[@tipilot3791]

This is peak dunkey content. high effort research based on a great idea with the patented dunkey execution

[@horseradish4046]

They should just make a bundled subscription package where users can get all of these streaming services, but to make it economical then limit the stream to only one movie or show at a time per each service on a scheduled broadcast for all the viewers with ads in between. So to watch what you want you'd have to check some sort of guide menu and see when your movie or show will be streamed on which subscription channel and then tune in at that time.