Dunkey Uncovers Hitman Blood Money's Biggest Secret

this secret is gonna change how people live in the world
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[@HonsHon]

Dunkey once again managing to make every game look broken as hell.

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@danka1167]

@@TippyHippy you can’t just spam this reply on every comment and expect people to laugh

[@o27001]

At this point i'm convinced he somehow messes with the game's files or somehow doctors the footage to make the game look completely broken.

[@ViciousTuna2012]

@@o27001 Some games have known bugs/broken parts and it's not hard to look them up and replicate them. If he's doing that to make a funny video, cool I don't mind. It's not like he's making a serious critique on the games, generally. That happens less so with newer titles though, now that patches and updates are the norm.

[@nomercy8989]

Game really were that broken back then.

[@benbecker696]

This reminds me of that classic Eddie Murphy line: “Don’t touch my rats dunkey. Those are for hitguy.”

[@SonKunSama]

Ah, from the movie Window Swipers 3: The Return of L. Ron Hubbard

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

I loved that line as an easter egg in Plants Vs Zombies 3: garden party. If they hadn't had that and the Mack Morrison reference I wouldn't have bought the game

[@savion29]

@@daseapickleofjustice7231 You guys are hilarious 4.7/5 laughing emojis

[@LangstonDev]

@@savion29 laughing emoji, thumbs up emoji

[@knight-mares]

These were some of the greatest Dunk Streams ever.

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

Some of the most ever streams

[@knight-mares]

@@daseapickleofjustice7231 most of the ever streams some.

[@CaptCrapBag]

Some streams are just dreams we don't know

[@Orizzle1870]

Why'd he stop?

[@swiftly_produced2694]

@@knight-mares most ever streams ever ever streams

[@-umph]

I didn't even notice anything was suspicious about that bird until my third playthrough.

[@evilbread8771]

If you kill everyone in a mission, the newspaper will say there were 0 witnesses

[@DiegoL92]

Thats actually a pretty neat detail

[@audreyazwell]

2:26 can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact these rats somehow managed to successfully order a pizza for delivery?

[@lucasnogueira1137]

They also manufactured tiny boxing gloves I think that's more impressive tbh

[@MatataMcCleskey]

Tragic origin of pizza rat

[@audreyazwell]

I feel like there's a Master Splinter joke somewhere in all this 😂

[@savion29]

They probably just ordered online. Ya see rats can’t talk so not that impressive

[@Sbolde21]

The way dude fell when you pushed him into the wall🤣

[@bobbo8u]

god this brings back memories, this was the hitman game i played the most. even like a decade later i still remember every level showcased here

[@westoff1235]

This new eldon ring game looks good! But where is the eldon ring?

[@hakijin]

At your mothers house

[@BarackLesnar]

At the end you find out the twist that the eldem ring is the planet you were walking around the whole time on a ring

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

"The Elton ring is at Elton John's house" -the murderer

[@tophergrallison]

"Nonsense whacky nonsense about nothing and more gibbering nonsense."

[@bigmandid911]

Actually if you go in the corner of the rat place you can find a small ring if you use wall hacks to get into the corner you can see it and then you have to wait a couple of years so it can become elderly then you pick it up

[@MenachemSchmuel]

That's pretty cool they actually wrote articles for the newspaper instead of doing lorem ipsum or making it illegible. Then again, "school board tells kids BYO ammo" might just be plagiarized from a real paper

[@ShivaOO7]

When the game was new the newspaper was one of the features that was heavily promoted. Underwhelming now but was a big-ish deal

[@NafenX]

@@ShivaOO7 yeah part of the notoriety system

[@epsilon6516]

2:52 “It was an act of God. Ain’t no accounting for no act of God”

[@pennyprince]

This was the funniest and best edited one of these. Felt like a main channel video.

[@korvenett9882]

This reminds me of that time dunkey beat rat in poker

[@FluffyMustache]

I’m so glad he started uploading more frequently on the channel again! Always enjoy a good Dunk Tank video

[@andyrew72]

“Step into my office” -Gex, probably

[@dangerdonkey4383]

2:52 got me in trouble at work for laughing so hard lmao

[@budmb2]

Everytime I've finished watching a full dunkstream, Dunk Tank uploads the clips!

[@ross1577]

This reminds me of hit video game gex

[@jonathanwilson7949]

This reminds of the time Dunkey beat Sky in smash

[@jonathangonzalez3793]

That's one of the funniest videos you've ever made hands down. It's your damn infectious laugh it just jump starts the giggles man.

[@josephneyland7604]

DunkTank is now where Dunk releases videos he would’ve made back in 2011

[@david21216]

Ah the days when Walter was the source, and the rat rooms were aplenty classic!

[@1eyedwilli3]

Ahhhh I love it when mom adds a few gold coins to the soup. Totally legit

[@goldbigeagle6772]

Damn the aquatic ambience at the end may be the best remix I’ve heard

[@ursinecanine9657]

This reminds me of the time Dunkini straight up popped a pig and uploaded the footage. Ice cold.

[@xaveco3695]

I know you guys probably heard this a thousand times by now, but I really miss the podcast. Great video anyway!

[@Mr_Wallet]

I miss the ratcast, the crew is just not the same since the grenade incident

[@jonw9119]

Leah saying Ratatouille is so wholesome ❤

[@alexlalonde202]

"Murderer kills again" is the funniest shit I've ever read

[@samuraicupcake289]

A dwarf fortune teller escaped from prison... ...they say there may be a small medium at large.

[@Pouncingpuma7]

This game is a classic. I've never clicked faster.

[@britishyankee961]

Spaghetti punch!!

[@korvenett9882]

This hitman is so secret it isn't even in the game

[@eeezaack3854]

Luv dunktank, luv dunkey, luv Leah and the whole shabang. Keep being you dunk man me lemme get some gabagool!!

[@Thatonedude917]

Love this game, especially the elevator in the Christmas party mission I must've had 30 bodies up on the top of that elevator

[@maxwell9907]

"If you want fancy food you just go to burguh king" -Ghandi

[@jimson172]

We want more hitman, dunkey

[@Flippo___]

wow this video is late, I've been waiting for it for months to be edited down (I entered halfway through the stream, so it's nice to finally see what happened)

[@2jo2furious]

7:00 “like they say, the longer they come, the longer they piss!” wise words from gangster

[@aaaaaaaaaa97]

UUUUUAAAAAAAGH?!?!?!?!

[@TheGenTatsu]

Headbutting a guy into non-existence. Holy moly. Lol

[@TheGoonhole]

Hitboy shoved that cop so good he banged his head on the wall and died They should have called this game "Hitman: Shove Money"

[@gUwU47]

This is one of my fav streams ever

[@KingOfComedyXD]

this is the funniest dunkey vid by far

[@Liesmith424]

"Oh, hey Dunkey!" "...hi Cancer Mouse."

[@TheRousteri]

"That's not fancy, that's three burgers from burger king" instant burger king ads on the vid

[@thescientistbaby]

the video we don't deserve but all needed

[@GabezPolanski]

6:15 importat question for every twitch streamer.

[@thegoon1024]

There's something unsettling about these mustachioed seamen staring at another sailor and rubbing their chin the moment they see him....

[@brunkosproogle5046]

“I blood the money moola baybee” - hitman

[@CarpGamer69]

i was JUST playing through this the other day. good times and a LOT of restarting the level lol

[@0dot9]

dunkey needs to get back on his streaming shit we miss him

[@2007HondaFitSport]

It's so cool that they were able to convince the famous Lego City Commercial "HEY" voice actor to play this random bald psychopath

[@BarrySchanz]

"The public is an ass!"

[@psychobilly42069]

Rats off to ya… see we got some Tim and Eric heads in the chat

[@thegoon1024]

Amazing how he mastered the Hitman's most powerful move: shoving people down.

[@cosmoglass]

Aquatic Ambience, baybay!

[@outlawruby]

I knew the rats were behind it the whole time.

[@bbreimm]

I'm a simple man. I see Dunkey, I rub chin.

[@GojiraBiscuits.]

Holy snack balls of cheese. I spent literally hundreds of hours playing this game as a kid & I never once thought of trying to shoot the lock on a door to open it. You have just made my day good sir! /proceeds to load up blood money for another full playthrough.

[@bobrianfo104]

I genuinely thought he said "I uhhh... Would like to play some Portal" when he was on the phone

[@alejandromorazan3420]

at 3:16, i always thought that was the guy from Vsauce, he looks like him

[@bleggsbleggs]

it's been a rough couple of months for dunk fans

[@timestopMachinist]

i know the end music is aquatic ambience, but what remix is that?

[@Foxy_James]

I would like to know this as well

[@Fededilollo]

@@Foxy_James kzbin.info/www/bejne/amPJpaWPjd5mfaM

[@simonphoenix2563]

really hope dunk will start streaming again

[@benhookom8149]

Dornk has dun it again! Bigger games even bigger laughs!

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

They got big wheel for the intro!

[@SyronSamurai]

If there's anything I've learned from watching dunkey's videos for over 10 years now, is that the public is an ass. 6:14

[@Hydroxyl]

anyone know the outro music?

[@murderh0b0]

Aquatic Ambiance from donkey Kong country

[@THEjaketheace]

What?This isn't Dunk Tank! Where's Whoaz Chicken Corner??

[@Gamercat01]

Keycard rat club?! I'm gonna have to find that!

[@SpiderwolfHowling]

Is that the Donkey Kong Country underwater music at the end?

[@JesseSMFI]

yessir

[@rafaelvaughan7499]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/amPJpaWPjd5mfaM here you go

[@WonkoTheSane99]

What's the difference btw this and the main Dunk channel 🐐

[@stupidchild7031]

stream archive/former podcast

[@Agnoahsticism]

RIP DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON

[@mongrel_97]

i put so many hours into this game on the original xbox it's not even funny. hilarious video, dunkey, it brought back memories of me and my brother just fucking around in the levels and not doing the objectives hahaha

[@sluggysworld469]

dunk tank is the best water level

[@jaredbryant13]

Rats off to ya

[@LangstonDev]

Somebody oughtta put that on a Tshirt

[@rinkashikachi]

Dunkey? More like Munkey bahahaha

[@K1llamat1cz]

1:08 killed me lmao

[@jaimejimenez8858]

The rat club was the biggest secret.

[@sipntea]

This new elder ring game looks good! But where is the elder ring?

[@calmiken]

Now you know.

[@strangerofthe2067]

They made Da Hit Man on Dreams?!? Masta Peace!

[@CarbonBeast]

Is this the 376k subscriber special episode?

[@Luigiweegy]

Does anybody know what version of Aquatic Ambience he uses for the outro?

[@pieguy5323]

Better game than the new hitman vr game?

[@VCardGaming]

Dunk not streaming Elden Ring is such a shame

[@tobinmonroe3045]

Man I miss hitman blood money what a good game

[@espectrum9609]

Aquatic ambiance so nice

[@Fededilollo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/amPJpaWPjd5mfaM

[@Your_Degenerate]

First rule of Rat Club, don't squeal.

[@NathanielBarlam]

The first soup type game

[@MrHeavy466]

5:07 Number 1... 5:08 ...or number 2?

[@_The_Traveler_]

This reminds me of watching xQc play literally anything, except the goal is killing instead of rushing.

[@tungchihang2007]

Old hitman are the best hitman tbh

[@alectrumble]

Start streaming again!,

[@PDBC69]

bring back dunk tank as a podcast :)

[@basicallyimpizza]

soup guy down

[@Prawnsly]

Somewhere in that level is a giant rat who makes all the rules

[@yourmum69_420]

DK snes outro

[@xNickiRosex]

They really should just make an entire game based solely off of those rats.

[@BeansFunny]

Why don't we sit down and talk about that channel description?

[@andyrew72]

Bring me beans

[@Insidejokesgamin]

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