Noita 34 Orb Run Condensed To 15 Minutes

[@infidelcastrato1844]

It's crazy how quick these runs are once you remove the ranting about chainsaws

[@quinndeery890]

we love chainsaws tho

[@danielhobbyist]

😂

[@trtjack]

"THE GODS ARE AFRAID" is the coolest single sentence in this game

[@raydead2670]

For fucking facts

[@SourSourSour]

the final cut talking about all this work for a lil red pixel is hilarious

[@William_Asston]

I remember joining in the beginning, betting on the first run, then sadly having to leave overnight. I woke up about half an hour before Dunk ended the stream, and the residual joy was still intoxicating. so glad to see an abridged version on youtube-it's an amazing accomplishment! I'm still taking prerequisites to WND495, but one day ima learn under professor Letaali and go for this sweet run.

[@dfalcong.4856]

first hour: Noita Gods Are Angry! DunkorSlam: *grins maliciously* .......

[@sajinkahnalt]

I subbed for Noita tips so I can do 5 head plays like these guys, but this dude also just seems super chill. Very easy to watch and enjoy.

[@DasHobble]

It says I'm playing the same game as this guy. Noita, right? It doesn't seem like it.

[@fist_lorderino]

It's so funny that each time he's about to start a rant it cuts, it's hilarious

[@thewitchidolsachika6682]

Thank you dunk, I am just doing the noita 33 orb run and I was really, really mad when i realised you literally need to search for the orbs in extremely over sized spawn squares, especially in the lake which crashes my pc oftenly. Noita Orb Atlas not only gave me hope into actually not suffering here, but instead making it a 34 orb run!

[@squidgy2247]

This is incredible! Truly the king of Noita right here

[@CrocoDeluxe]

Very nice run, i hope one day i can finish something like this.

[@clairebun]

This game is crazy. Every time I watch one of your videos i learn something new

[@invismilkman4618]

i forgot why summon platform was good and then i saw the end of everything... beautiful chaos

[@mytw1zzy]

couldn't make the whole stream cause of timezones, fell asleep and woke back up as you were getting in position for the 34th orb. glad to see some quality noita youtube content, much love

[@REDandBLUEandORANGE]

Wtf is that wand that killed that boss. “THE BOSS SPANKER”

[@BF1_enthusiast]

infinite hp: Gets polymorphed

[@wianbason2984]

planning to do a 34 orb run for that red pixel

[@Some_Kid11]

Everything for the pixel!

[@terribleart6269]

I was waiting for double speed with Yakety Sax a la Bennie Hill for some reason... I feel robbed. Way to go on 34 orbs! Next 35 and 36!

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

quickest i've seen the 1 trillion kolmi go down. well done.

[@NotSureIExist]

I wanna get the text box that says "the gods are afraid" put on a shirt lol

[@alexeydmitrievich5970]

Damn man, your content is the best. I absolutely love your guides, and though I havent been at the stream, but gj

[@literallyh3093]

WOAH, i never seen that trick with the heart mage, can you do an explainer on it please?!

[@DunkOrSlam]

Sure thing! It's a pretty popular trick that people like furyforged have done videos on but I will put an up to date video explaining it all plus some things that are a little more unknown about it

[@JeanMarceaux]

From what I understand, each of his shots lowers your health by a certain multiplier, and if you pick up a heart, it gives you a flat increase in health, which is then calculated back with the multipliers applied perviously by the heart mage.

[@donniethezombie4495]

Wait , it still works?

[@Yuriosity]

@@donniethezombie4495 Absolutely still works, it's just not as busted as it used to be. I think you used to be able to go down to 1, now you have a min of 5 or so. It's still really good, just not -insanely- good

[@TacoMeister2]

The lack of anti-poly egg scares me

[@SkellyHell]

Cant wait until people figure out how ti get the cauldron orb and you can do it all again for a 35 orb run 😂

[@jak11d6]

great. ya leave out the part where you cast the end of everything and it pushes you out of the platforms. how the hell do you avoid that? is it an update that effed me? Seriously the platforms don't disappear when I cast EOE yet it pushes me out of them every single time, even with long distance cast. I know this is 2 years old but i'm on my 34 orb run now and i've had to re-find the coordinates 5 times now. I'm going crazy casting these stupid pink platforms! please help!

[@DefaultYoutubeUserAccount]

At 1:25, how did you carry a wand like that?

[@nullifier_]

thinking the same...

[@DoctorCBT]

press E to pick up the wand and simultaneously press the number of the wand slot you want. So like press E and 3 at the same time. Casting or swapping wands will drop it and enemies you run into will grab it

[@DoctorCBT]

@@nullifier_ check my other reply if you still havent learned the technique

[@stevenbills2019]

christ, I gotta figure out how to do shit like that

[@mjleach95]

you're the man

[@milaberdenisvanberlekom4615]

You are the purge of noita

[@Figorix]

Is there any video explaining this exact wand used to kill boss?

[@FishSticker]

Water, insane amount of divides, insane amount of wet crits

[@MitruMesre]

looks like a classic velocity damage wand bouncing burst slowed down with heavy shots, then sped up with accelerations the initial speed is slow, but the end speed is high and bouncing burst adds damage based on that difference in speed

[@alexmark6580]

I don't know if you are still responding to questions, but I thought I'd give it a try. I was unable to find the summon platform/wall spell. I've traveled 5 parallel worlds east and west, as well as tried to farm wands(It doesn't seem to exist in the spell pool when farming). Would it be better to proceed to NG+ to try and find it there or keep trying parallel worlds? EDIT: I DID IT!!!! It only took 2 more parallel worlds to the east inside the eye room. TIME FOR NEW GAME+ LETSS GOOO!!!

[@DunkOrSlam]

I would keep checking in the regular world! I have gone to 20+ parallel worlds in search of that one spell!! Don’t farm wands for it because it has to spawn as a spell on its own due to its spell type. The main reason I recommend doing it in the regular world is because the more worlds you travel to the larger your save file will become and the engine will have to be tracking a ton of stuff. This makes the game more unstable and you need to be doing restarts on the client regularly to try to keep the game from crashing. However once you go to NG+ it will clear all the world information which will help the engine performance a lot. And if you plan to be hunting the greater chest orbs, you’re going to want your NG+ world to be as stable as possible so you try to keep the spell hunting exclusively in the regular world. Also statistically you are more likely to find it in the regular world as there are more holy mountains than in NG+. Go through parallel worlds fast just checking holy mountain shops, the eye room in the hiisi base, and killing the door boss in the temple. By checking these 3 spots rapidly in each parallel world you will find the spell. Don’t give up!!

[@alexmark6580]

@@DunkOrSlam Thank you so much for responding! I didn't know there are more holy mountains in NG rather than NG+. Also thank you for the tips on where to search, that makes this much, much easier. I've been going to the sky and hell shops in each parallel world, but haven't been going to the eye room or killing the door boss in each world. You've made this so much easier, thanks!

[@quailland1982]

Hey dunk, quick question. What were you using too see your exact coordinates? I'm using the mod that shows them but I think the coords are inaccurate. How do I have it show up on a notepad like you

[@ChromePyramid]

I would also like to know currently on a 34 orb run and all I need is that dang 34th orb now

[@michaelorrill1728]

Its in the "player.xml" file in the save folder. But you have to exit or restart the game for the file to refresh. I found that when reloading the game my character would sink into the platform they were standing on, so I couldn't float up to cast EoE.

[@MrDivinePotato]

I have a lot to learn

[@AleHodjason]

Very nice video, thanks.

[@nate433]

What is he doing at 2:00?

[@aetherarcanist4819]

getting shot by an enemy that lowers max health temporarily, then grabbing a max health up before the effects expire. This almost doubles your max health

[@Drankoii]

How many parallel worlds can you explore before game crash?

[@greatestgrasshopper9210]

Depends on yo pc

[@NoR3m0rs3]

512

[@zimbert]

Всем привет кто может объяснить прикол с координатами ? Зачем он там завис ? Это так. Было задумано ? Как нужно было об этом узнать ?

[@B_e_e_k_a_y]

is the vod for this run available somewhere? I'd like to watch the whole thing

[@quintonganaway31]

is there a full version of this on youtube?

[@gratuitousinbliss]

it’s a little stupid how complex this game is

[@michaelorrill1728]

Anyone know if you can get the red gem while using mods? I used cheat gui to show my position while casting EoE.

[@DunkOrSlam]

Yep you should be able to get them gem even when using mods!

[@michaelorrill1728]

@@DunkOrSlam Thank you!

[@RossPfeiffer]

there are some orbs i can't pick up after going into NG+++

[@denisa.6793]

i wonder if you'd do the 34 orb run on a fresh save file and preferably on completely new game. Will it do anything about glyphs or cauldron?

[@Samiska19]

10hours for a 1 pixel seems good

[@leehs6872]

how do you know the exact location for the end of everything room and eye room?

[@Lostsock402]

Any intention to post it here?

[@patrickbennett4043]

Why the recap, throw the hours at me

[@MisledUtopia]

Just started this game and seriously... what the hell is all of this?

[@kunknown2340]

did they change something? i tried using the same wand on kolmi and it does barely any damage.

[@DunkOrSlam]

The wand should still work! I used it just very recently

[@kunknown2340]

@@DunkOrSlam hm weird, is it because im using a single cast wand? I notice yours says 26 cast.

[@B_e_e_k_a_y]

probably why​@@kunknown2340

[@Slyzor1]

In your anti-boss wand you have a bunch of divides and an Add trigger afterwards? How does that work? I thought you should divide crits

[@ifatreefalse]

spells/cast: 26

[@trueperson-o2z]

Dividing the add trigger (with an invalid target for the trigger) allows you to multiply multiple modifiers at once. Otherwise you'd need to use multiple divides repeatedly for each modifier you wanted to multiply (I assume).

[@tremolo312]

Why do you need 4 crit on waters? I'm so confused. I thought those just make the projectile crit if the enemy is wet, not deal more damage. Whats going on?

[@DunkOrSlam]

Each crit on water does 5 times more damage. If it’s fired with a water material in the same shot, it guarantees the crit when possible.

[@TheGingusa]

crit chance over 100% adds crit dmg instead.

[@olfmombach260]

@@DunkOrSlam May I also ask why you divided by the Add Trigger? I know that in that constellation the add trigger applys to the wand refresh, essentially just applying all the modifiers between the add trigger and the refresh. But I have never seen the add trigger divided before. Does it essentially divide by all the modifiers, like Mu?

[@KenanTheFab]

@@DunkOrSlam so trigger releases water but has piercing so it releases water every frame guaranteeing wet crits evewn on non stainable bosses like Kolmi?

[@trueperson-o2z]

@@olfmombach260 yes! this allows the divide bys to apply to every modifier after the add trigger.

[@ethanblack5642]

I comment to help statistics

[@saltedcracker8408]

How did you guarantee the orb was in the greater chest?

[@willmungas8964]

You have to summon it at a specific, random x/y coordinate in your world based on the seed to guarantee it’s contents

[@VladanO]

man

[@Simbobwayson]

dnkMM

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

so true

[@Chatisthisrealquestionmark]

bro is getting old.

[@smatchimo55]

im not sure we needed the twitch donations cut into this one lol.