Ketchup is Replacing Humans

[@sirreoser5668]

Fun fact: They measure the viscosity of the ketchup to make sure humans can outrun it. That way, if someone put to much on their burger, they can get to safety before drowning

[@freeRKelly885]

Underrated comment

[@Fillthrill]

This is true, I once witnessed a massive Ketchup spill: People were instructed to casually “walk for their lives”.

[@hoticeparty]

I wish i was this funny

[@supremeocumstain8760]

the way you had me in the first half is just fucking embarrassing for me

[@ARandomClown]

the great mollases flood in boston was the result of the tester going on vacation and thus not stopping extremely fast mollases from being made

[@Rukalin]

Wow, they finally made a sequel to Pasta

[@riddyrid]

Did u see the trailer

[@Rukalin]

@@riddyrid No, I'm going in completely spoiler-free

[@reginaldsafety6090]

Eh, Pasta was better. Pasta 2 was trying to0 hard to capture the magic of the original.

[@Arkhigoul]

Without Napoleon Bonaparte's occupation of Rome and exile of Pope Pius VII to Savona and then to France, we might have had Pasta 2 earlier and possibly Pasta 3 by now.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

pasta 2 was a fiasco, like new coke, the inventor had to sell his factory to heinz to turn into a ketchup factory, you can still see some of the old labels that say "pasta 2"

[@Odima16]

I honestly love this new game of predicting and counting how many human jobs are shown in How It's Made

[@bcc5701]

I like count banan

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Even the narrators can be replaced by Siri

[@matty_daddy]

I honestly love you

[@gabeitch9142]

@@matty_daddy bro me too

[@Krystalmyth]

It's the kind of game where even if you win, you still lose.

[@rinkashikachi]

"Ketchup was too fast" Classic

[@2handsome2die]

0.028 mph is the standard. Any faster, and you won't be able to catch up.

[@gavigelbart183]

Haven’t played it yet

[@thefrostbee4182]

youll never catch me eatin ketchup goin over the speed limit.

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Dump it

[@willmcpherson2]

ketchup speed limit

[@theorigionaldrew]

“They’re paying the robots more than the banana people,” dunkey unintentionally correct

[@myhatelect]

Well, no

[@BraveCat9927]

@@myhatelect those robots must cost at least 3 salaries each, AND they have to go home to feed their toasters and gameboys.

[@carrion1234]

mfw you accidentally stumble on geopolitics while making content for the lols

[@fozzycontin6451]

@@myhatelect well acthually, robots don't make any money

[@codyb.3015]

If robots cost more than people, then they wouldn't use robots. Automation is to cut costs.

[@Blue.Diesel]

"How to make ketchup" "Start with 90% of already processed ingredients and mix them, done."

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Then send it down a tiny ketchup slide, then dump the batch

[@d.aardent9382]

Dont forget the sand!!! It's for the ketchup's high performance gripping to resist sliding too fast on inclines! My god man do you know the disaster that would ensue if we just have ketchup racing down surfaces at breakneck speeds!? I dont even want to think about the costs in lives and dry cleaning bills.

[@BenDovahkin]

I mean, what did you expect, fresh tomatoes ? 🤣🤣 Cute kid

[@lockerbuddy2039]

How to make ketchup 1. Purchase ketchup 2. Put it into a different bottle

[@rigamarooh]

@@BenDovahkin well its just reduced pureed tomato

[@reginaldsafety6090]

My kitchen is filled to the brim with cases and cases of bananas. When I'm ready to eat them I flood the room with ethylene gas for some reason.

[@jamismiscreant7514]

They harvest the bananas somewhat unripe the gas helps ripen the bananas

[@mageofmoltor]

Ethylene oxide (a carcinogen) not only sterilizes the bananas but can generate tumor bananas that self-replicate.

[@mageofmoltor]

@@SJ-ig1jc but then how do they sterilize the bananas? I need these things ready for surgery ASAP and I don't think the autoclave is banana compatible.

[@eeryglo]

@@mageofmoltor why would they sterilize the bananas, theyd be all limp

[@kaikyc.5072]

@@mageofmoltor bananas that clone themselves? sounds yummy ngl

[@bellyit]

Chinchillo Editing Solutions has been killing it with these highlights lately and I love to see it.

[@smilekev123]

Where did you find the name?

[@dial2616]

@@smilekev123 he made an old video where he mentioned hiring them (wedding video i think?) afaik, they don't do the editing for his main channel but they do handle his other stuff like Dunk Tank

[@Green-Man]

@@dial2616 I think he mentioned them in his "I'm done making good videos" video.

[@coler4084]

are they even real? i can find them online

[@cooperm4185]

@@coler4084 he made them up but he does outsource the editing for these stream highlights sometimes (not this time)

[@unskadunsk]

I love how he stops the bubblegum video just so say "that's true actually" confirming that we can, in fact, trust what this woman says

[@gnastxela]

"We're paying the robots more than we're paying the people to make these bananas" Kinda sad tbh

[@thePyiott]

based

[@d4riu5]

We live in a banana society

[@2handsome2die]

@@d4riu5 we live in a banana *republic

[@d4riu5]

@@2handsome2die that's the joke

[@2handsome2die]

@@d4riu5 oh, uh... Yeah, I knew that... Just making sure that other people know it too. Carry on.

[@pb-zt8bw]

The red liquid put in the bubblegum is actually the heinz ketchup that moved too fast.

[@Alphax36]

so blood?

[@jasonx5292]

_I'm digging this chilled Dunkey content_

[@classica1fungus]

"We're paying this robots more than we're paying the people that make these bananas" -dunko

[@bilboswaggins9058]

I was ketchup in a past life. This really resonates with me.

[@vinegar...]

Did you die from being too fast

[@iiRoot_]

I was ketchup in a current life. This really resonates with me.

[@donutello_]

As a mustard in my past life I still resent you for slaving my kind

[@Salod7806]

@@donutello_ you people disgust me

[@CatfishBradley]

in a paste life?

[@digdugdat2847]

Dunkey realizing when he sold out to the same company that made his mustard is the same one that made ketchup is a perfect example of Heinz-site being 20/20 Edit: it's been a rough year and I just want to say thank you to everyone for the likes and feedback. Seeing all those likes is a cite for sore eyes.

[@KoalaInASuit_]

Youre a God damn menace

[@VirTuneCS]

Wow this was really like eating Heinz beans at the ketchup factory - Gex

[@derflerp538]

This is just stupid enough to work

[@L.i.am95]

Is "site" part of the joke that I don't understand or is it a misspelling

[@magusperde365]

Get out

[@SonOfTheDevil666]

2:26 I love the part when she is measuring the viscosity and it shows clearly 9,5 and she said 10,5

[@alexisdairsanchezprieto5454]

Damn, pasta was so good that they really made pasta 2.

[@CruelPizza213]

I’m pretty sure the secret spice in ketchup is cocaine

[@ItsKetchupFiend]

That explains so much

[@imjonathan6745]

How about meth?😠

[@xXDimistreoXx]

I think its simpsons characters

[@Ithaca-vv5dy]

I wish

[@whatevercal3056]

@@xXDimistreoXx do you mean family guy

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

Bubble gum recipe for your convenience: Plastic Goats' Blood Liquefied Human Flesh

[@TannerLDikinSermons]

2:35 They're so worried about the viscosity in the factory, but they don't care if the first squeeze is water when it gets to me.

[@theKiwii]

Try shaking the bottle before opening it

[@TannerLDikinSermons]

@@theKiwii But that would be smart.

[@theKiwii]

What I'm wondering is when do we finally get non-stick coating on the inside of the bottles? I'm pretty sure the technology exists, yet 10% of my ketchup is still stuck to the insides of the container.

[@ForwardTokage]

i just wanna say that's actually vinegar not water

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Mm more delicious PFAS chemicals

[@chimeron260]

Worked in produce at walmart for a long time and I can tell you there’s 40Ibs of bananas in those retail box’s and a banana is about a half a pound, so at least 80 per box ( also there stacked two high in rows of about 4 with about 5 bananas give or take per bundle, which also checks out ). At 9:06 there is roughly 9,600 bananas on screen.

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Well it clearly drove you insane

[@yosarianilivestech4018]

I think there's at least one banana on screen in that shot

[@michaelh.1262]

@@yosarianilivestech4018 OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[@bosha6654]

there might be at least 40

[@Hannah_The_Heretic]

*Rick from Pawn Stars* " The best I can do is 20 bananas"

[@instrumentalpersonae]

I remember this stream, people were LOSING THEIR MINDS over these predictions. Challenging Dunkey's calls like they had their kids' college tuition riding on the bet.

[@mr.joesterr5359]

Bro i cant wait for them to come out with pasta 3. Pasta 2 has gotta be one of the best sequels ever so they proved they can make the magic happen again.

[@Neon-ws8er]

Imagine sitting in a room for 8 hours, doing nothing but sniff olive oil.

[@ts4gv]

his nostrils are fully coated snorting cocaine is easier now

[@PabloSanchez-zh6si]

As a spaniard i couldnt be happier

[@Guywithaclub]

This is absolutely hilarious and your commentary is perfect. You start with ketchup, and end with scathing visual critiques of robotic automation AND the exploitation of cheap foreign labor.

[@hayk3000]

Noam Dunskey

[@doctoracoulla2949]

US capitalism really is great isnt it

[@tylerlackey1175]

@@doctoracoulla2949 reddit moment

[@paytheone4223]

@@tylerlackey1175 "I think our current economic system is flawed" "Haha Reddit Moment? Iphone Venezuela? Lmao triggered liberals"

[@tylerlackey1175]

@@paytheone4223 reddit moment

[@gcm_0]

Ever since middle school, I've had a Pilotwings Resort cartridge in my backpack. I cannot leave the house without it.

[@mijamala1]

Are you stuck in Groundhog day?

[@Poodingbrain]

ah hell yea dude

[@LucreDenouncer]

the "olive oil" speed test fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@LucreDenouncer]

(7:36)

[@darkcheese98]

Chinchillo really knocked it out of the park on that one

[@Theviewerdude]

But how fast is cereal

[@tetsusiega2]

I love you dunkey. Thank you for always being there and filling the cold empty nights with a special kind of one-way companionship that makes life just a little more bearable. Things aren’t so scary when you can laugh.

[@AaronJCassidy]

Dunkey: There were slightly more than 40 The video: Approximately 3 billion bananas

[@pentelegomenon1175]

it was just the same 40.5 bananas, over and over

[@reginaldsafety6090]

@@pentelegomenon1175 See that folks? Ya gotta read the fine print.

[@OlePistolCooperation]

I dont know what video you watched, there were clearly only 40.5 bananas

[@xXDimistreoXx]

And 2 humans

[@somedipshtinthecomments2507]

Factories in olden times: "we need these children's tiny hands to reach inside the machines, we expect that only a small percentage of them will be horrifically maimed for life." Factories in today times: "this entire factory is operated by a single guy who changes the wheels on the gum squeezer every 7 hours and presses a button and that's his whole job"

[@jamesedward3619]

"This is like daily chores at Dr. Robotnik's house." - Gex

[@Goblet31]

I actually work for Ketchup and surprisingly dunkey got the secret spiced absolutely right

[@carlitosuno444]

Big Ketchup

[@NerdyPigeon421]

Dunkey seems really wholesome on stream like a babysitter

[@Krondelo]

Uh oh Dunkster just might have gotten Heinz in BIG trouble revealing their secret spice includes Kraft cheese powder.

[@david21216]

I'm loving you releasing your stream content to this channel, bite sized stuff I remember from good ole walt. sick edits tho especially with el olive oil ketchup.

[@Sr.Pirulito]

"We're paying the robots more than we're paying the people to make these bananas" -Comrade Donkey

[@zicwarrs9729]

I live near the Heinz factory and all the road signs nearby are shaped like the Heinz logo

[@xXDimistreoXx]

You shud go put dunkey stickers on them

[@fingernecklace4817]

:/

[@tommysalami5268]

Pin this comment

[@rckli]

7:10 That gasp is everything I love about dunkey

[@jaimejimenez8858]

Seemed like a chill stream you watch when you’re high. And/or not high.

[@commissarvigil4806]

Yeah im high and not high

[@gamerguy6000-z9o]

i like how he has to assure us that it is in fact true that bubble gum comes in all shapes and sizes.

[@OMIMreacts]

7:36 that was an INSANE edit!!

[@gruggedup9083]

“What if someone falls in there, they’ll be stuck for life.” Gee, we don’t want anybody getting stuck in there.

[@safetydoggo2721]

Breaking news: ketchup involved in speeding scandal. Ketchup police claims the suspect was dangerously viscous.

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Unfortunately, 96 trillion bottles of ketchup were dumped before it was realized that the ketchup slide was faulty. The faulty ketchup slide was later dumped.

[@Aerophina]

Plastic, goat's blood, melted human flesh the ingredients of gum.

[@conorjglennon]

Dunkey learns quality assessment of ketchup

[@masteroofingus667]

3:46 The dentist bubble gum conspiracy is actually pretty convincing

[@xanv8051]

Content material

[@Seto_Saotome]

I can't think of anything to eat ketchup with, besides nuggets and fries. Whenever I buy a bottle, it's left in the fridge for atleast 6 months

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Eat it with mustard

[@ImmortalNokia]

use it on egg

[@SeaCryptWeave]

throw it on eggs

[@tommysalami5268]

Make a meatloaf

[@mantistoboggan5171]

if you are making a tomato based sauce that needs a little sweetening, put a bit of it in there. it's a great hack for when you don't have sugar to hand. I'd rather avoid it altogether though.

[@Thegoatone23]

Dunkey: I can’t watch, I should be playing pilotwings! Also dunkey: continues to watch ketchup video

[@vincepale]

I love that Dunkey uses own merch mouse pad! It's a good mouse pad.

[@phillystevesteak6982]

Do you have a mane? Lionman??

[@vincepale]

@@phillystevesteak6982 wit or wit out?

[@edkavanaugh6881]

I'm still dying at the poster falling off the door

[@bayabooz4855]

0:14 “ketchup only burger” reminds me of my famous “ketchup sandwiches” when I was younger, can you guess the recipe? 2 bread, with ketchup spread in middle

[@benjaminb6678]

You’ve been placed on a federal watchlist.

[@felixowen2693]

1:19, finally the sequel we've been waiting for. hopeful it won't just be another re-mastered.

[@AL-tt4ph]

The voting about how many people were involved in these processes in real time were wild.

[@xNickiRosex]

All the times we were forced to watch these videos in school, & the WHOLE TIME literally all we ever needed was to have Dunkey as the teacher.

[@fedorafinder]

Marx walked so Dunkey could run

[@_Twink]

I love that they calculate the miles per hour ketchup spreads.

[@joeyskar]

The fact I watched all of this and genuinely enjoyed it proves I'm part of the decline of civilization. The fact I'm aware of this and don't really care further proves my point.

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Actually its the fact that civilization is declining that proves youre part of a declining civilization

[@tommysalami5268]

You want me to give you a handjibber

[@joeyskar]

@@tommysalami5268 ^ this guy gets it.

[@sonnyobrien]

@@joeyskarshutup

[@sonnypryor-hadley2819]

ketchup don’t love me the way it should

[@ItsKetchupFiend]

☹

[@thatchris1626]

Suddenly this was turned into a video about fair trade

[@StevieObieYT]

03:02 "This was the old robots, back in the day. They used to look like people." 😂

[@naveen_malla]

5:44 "You need a human to pet the food..... You need a CEREAL PETTER"... I'm dead 😆

[@piratesnvrbleed]

Dunkey... I have now found my dream job. I would like someone to hire me to be a serial petter.

[@Fillthrill]

Dunkey, it says "Pasta 2" because the mad bastards at Heinz are trying to reinvent pasta!

[@LawrenceHortonRocksAllTheSocks]

THIS KETCHUP IS TOO GODAMN FAST! YOU TRYNA KILL SOMEONE?

[@SNRTALES]

Dunkey is the certified inventor of mustard

[@7kk77k]

i need more dunk tank content like this...

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

4:50 A woman actually died after she fell into a mixer full of hot caramel. Just imagine drowning, burning, and suffocating while being disorientated by the mixer all at the same time?

[@xXDimistreoXx]

And then being packaged, and eaten by children

[@shetto]

@@xXDimistreoXx Extra protein

[@for_really4398]

she said 10.5 but it says 9.5 that batch needs to be recalled

[@dante224real1]

the gum factory is a way to resell old copies of bubsy 3d that didn't sell back as food product

[@heepispeepis]

In 11 days ketchup will outnumber humanity

[@heepispeepis]

*11 years… we’re safe for a bit longer

[@justinhietpas4593]

Dunkey it's me from the Mustard company. Thank you for selling out to us we love you dunko!

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Justin, It's me from the ketchup company, mustard is the worst sauce in the world

[@deadpersimmon]

They do actually dump entire shifts worth of production if the product does not pass quality tests that are often irrelevant to taste and safety of the product, to protect the brand. The amount of food waste in the industry is staggering.

[@ant1952]

"We're paying the robots more than these people that make the bananas" a moment of powerful truth in a world full of madness

[@FlamingZelda3]

0:19 "Just play this game... It's really really nice... Take my advice, Just fly around and stuff. Just play this game... and throw away your tears... forget all you're affairs, just fly around life ain't so dark"

[@googlyguys]

When the ketchup breaks the speed limit

[@Clash_1125]

I know what the secret spices are: it's goblins

[@Alex-rh5jo]

hey dunkey, you are a liar. You said you would be done with good videos, but here you are being the best streamer on youtube.

[@Pactastic042]

No more good videos only good VODs

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

Awh gosh dang it. I thought I was the best streamer on KZbin.

[@monketron]

Watching this made me realize that there's ketchup in my house right now, that's been expired for 3 months. i guess they only make a bajillion ketchup bottles per day because all the other ketchup they made a year ago is gonna expire.

[@Mahfireballs]

Euh I don't think ketchup does expire, even the date they put on there saying when it will expires (the date after they can't guarantee nothing has changed with the content) is "a couple of" years after production I think. But it preserves pretty good. :)

[@ItsKetchupFiend]

It won't expire if you use enough

[@user-xy8cw6ko2w]

1.8 Million ketchups a day is too much. That's at least 1 square ton or something

[@ItsKetchupFiend]

Never too much

[@alonehobo]

3:54 Dunkey："What kind of dentist comes up with that?" Me：that's easy, it's *Crentist*

[@AquaAtia]

I love covering my burger with week old ketchup comprising of salt, turmeric, sand, cinnamon and Kraft Mac and cheese cheese powder

[@capri5246]

As a fellow funny person, it’s almost frustrating how effortlessly fucking hilarious dunky is.

[@JIGRON]

I'm loving all these Dunk Tank uploads

[@kevrywhere]

Never seen this guy before, not even sure what I'm watching, but I'm instantly hooked.

[@imlskr]

When he said “We’re paying the robots more than we’re paying the people that make bananas” I ACTUALLY felt that and threw my sandwich in disgust

[@JsYTA]

Yeah I hose down ketchup...where are you going?

[@ItsKetchupFiend]

You can never have too much ketchup

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

"This is like attending the World's Fair at Andrew Carnegie's house." -Gex

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Is me

[@hakim1131]

The pilotwings resort soundtrack 😭

[@elt5560]

I mean, i sawr this video in my feed and i was appealed just because of the title. Now i understand. DUNKEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!! I love u man. Subscribed.

[@Karim-is7ew]

3:11 "This is [what] the old robots [looked like] back in the day...except they used to look like people." ....this is very real on many levels

[@austinkoble]

Nah, that was actually the same banana the entire time so technically there was only one banana.

[@KingKogarasumaru]

We're paying these robots more than we're paying the people that make these bananas. -Dunkey 2021

[@aaronpescasio]

very heartbreaking discovery dunko

[@LieseFury]

"we're paying these robots more than we pay the people who make the bananas." -Karl Marx

[@LieseFury]

@「 Deadpoppin 」 fantastic reply thank you

[@MrPhooey442]

"Excuse me waiter. This ketchup seems a bit fast."

[@infinityfringe]

I always believed ketchup was invented when someone messed up pasta sauce with too much salt and said "I'm not wasting my herbs on that"

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

Pretty sure ketchup was invented by George Washington Carver. It was in defiance of Britain's Pasta Taxes so we started buying fries from France and needed to invent ketchup to go with it

[@eddiespaghetti54321]

I can’t imagine how bad is smells in the ketchup factory

[@crashbandicoot5470]

I think cereal is still one of the human specialties

[@FoxoticTV]

They clearly use Aladdin genie in order to keep up with the demand. only 1% even touches a factory