Dunkey Reacts to Unexplained Goblin Sightings

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[@kaproskarleto5136]

"Guys, don't worry they'll think we're goblins" - a prisoner strategizing his escape from a nearby holding facility

[@javontetreault6713]

That's funnier than Christmas at mel brooks house

[@kaproskarleto5136]

@@javontetreault6713 they're a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny

[@javontetreault6713]

@@kaproskarleto5136 I've met one before. It scared me

[@freecreditreport.combaby]

Don’t drink tap water at Jerry Garcia’s house

[@zan6585]

Goblin’s license? What for?

[@bbkintanar]

Goblins also only strike when they're being shot in 144p camera quality

[@goofps3d677]

@BK Films and when you play soccer

[@nikkovalidor4890]

@@LeonardoMastrogiovanni and the few high resolution ones use monsters straight out of the free 3d assets catalogue of the unity store 🤣

[@piercemccauley7079]

Maybe even 77p quality

[@pinksnake7584]

cuz they know, they're smart

[@WeeklyComedian]

So Dunkey could be a goblin

[@Pinely]

This is when dunkey officially became goblin pilled

[@ecco8]

Based Goblin Pilled

[@kleann]

ratio

[@OnionZest]

Green pilled*

[@Chef_Alpo]

Gnome-pilled you fool

[@roblangada4516]

@@OnionZest kek

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

"Could they be Goblins escaped from a nearby Goblin Holding Facility?"

[@sethiddings7293]

This is where my goblin tax dollars are going?

[@elonmusk_5394]

They just robbed gringotts

[@jacksonw6742]

"You and me are kinda sorta similar batman" - green goblin

[@MatBat__]

"Or we could fight until we are not alive anymore "

[@conek6419]

chills when I heard that in theaters

[@glorbous884]

its green goblin man

[@Nezzen-]

🚨 FAKE FAN ALERT 🚨 that quote was from black goblin dumbo

[@chrisbyerly]

“You want to know how I got this glider?” - Green Gobbler probably

[@userruben]

As a gnome community member i can confirm that was a gnome

[@larrydupp3988]

Glad we have a professional Gnome on the scene, thank you for your contribution member of the gnome community.

[@Jackenack]

Does it upset you when people mistake your kind for goblins? Some people are just so uninformed.

[@tuckernutter]

Thank you Xylofoonbokkepootje, your feedback is much appreciated and your community thanks you

[@userruben]

@@Jackenack It's something that happens more often nowadays unfortunately. We will start a campaign this september to spread awareness of this misconception. The gnome community firmly believes that it all starts with well constructed education about the subject.

[@promania8956]

@@userruben but what does the gnome community do if the goblins try to sabotage the event?

[@chaosrains2]

You guys ever realize that you dont see goblins and squirrels at the same place?

[@williehaller5840]

😯

[@B.Sleazy]

that's because squirrels don't exist.

[@Mister_Clean]

Checkmate, atheists

[@chosentonessournotes]

_exhales bong hit_

[@robertdaniel6508]

That's because all squirrels are secretly goblins!

[@mydong4203]

I was a little concerned when I heard you were going to dabble in the occult especially with how dangerous goblins are and how careful goblin content needs to be addressed on youtube. I was impressed to find this was very tactfully covered and provided expertise input and scientific analysis on the subject matter. KZbins anti goblin algorithm might finally see some well deserved adjustment to help people keep themselves safe from the goblin menace thanks to your contribution.

[@NightTimeDay]

The corporate elites don't want you to know that goblin sightings are on the rise

[@TakitowSpice]

Good way to put it, my dong

[@nlald]

Ya, I gobbled this video up.

[@SamTheFisherMan100]

Is this … are you being serious

[@NightTimeDay]

@@SamTheFisherMan100 found the goblin denier...

[@jocyanide]

Identifying a gnome incorrectly is a misgnomer.

[@NightTimeDay]

🔫 delete this

[@elevationsickness8462]

I hope you are financially ruined

[@RIPToNateDoggIHadToRegulate]

Misdegnomeanor ?

[@billybobarino]

You'd think they gnome better.

[@dimples9746]

Doing it on purpose is gnomophobia.

[@friedriceman]

To be completely honest, I went into this video a total “Spider-Man Goblin” denier, but after seeing the evidence, I see now that I was a fool.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*lil' goblin jr.*

[@sagehanson190]

no your a idiot that was a real spideman Himself we're you even watching the video?? see it's fake's like you that give the real Goblin Detectives a bad name smh.

[@cujo1882]

Gonna cry?

[@monkeykong6230]

Green goblin is a “man-made crazy guy” goblin, so he doesn’t count towards the “mystical wizard”class of goblins.

[@kiki4910]

You and me can

[@caberknight9013]

“Goblins might be fake actually” “Most of them were real” Dunkey never fails to crack me up

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

THis is great

[@preachist8274]

THis is great

[@lapiz917]

surprised to see you here mister

[@sussybaka863]

Now this...this puts a smile on my face

[@sabreTF]

love your videos!

[@TravaZZZik]

yes

[@quellzai2293]

11:00 "One of the most crystal-clear cases of a goblin sighting would have to be this last image we have" *shows a still image that is rendered at a crystal-clear 7p*

[@EliTheWaffle]

I was already crying from that and then when its clearly just a kid in a red jacket i completely lost my shit

[@lockerbuddy2039]

*shows literally one pixel* Holy shit, a fuckin' goblin

[@kiki4910]

I love dunkey because he can make me laugh when im sober 😂👌🏿

[@T1MAGEDDON]

not the green pixel I'm scared

[@babysealsareyummy]

If you're ever attacked by Dunkey, just pretend to be a sideways moving goblin and pray that it scares him off. It's the only way you'll survive.

[@reillymcwriting]

Just tell him that you like last guardian and he’ll tear up and cry while in a fetal position.

[@GeeGe.]

@@reillymcwriting considering he literally broke his wall playing that game, I think you're expecting him to be a bit too passive lol

[@monkeykong6230]

@@reillymcwriting he will literally fricking kill you. The sideways moving goblin technique is your only hope.

[@vinegar...]

yo'ure*

[@kitbarrows3874]

Unless he mistakes you for a squirrel. Then his confidence will return and he will hunt you to the ends of the earth.

[@flacidapplebottoms]

"That's not a proven goblin!" -Dunkey 2021

[@JaxontheOkay]

8:50 dunkey getting leah to laugh with the shrill scream and then doing it more to make her laugh more is the best

[@mrkusa5756]

finally i’ve waited for 7 years for the goblin episode

[@Camad]

@@Rocketsrumppinono that’s 7 years in goblin time

[@camtheman7654]

@@Rocketsrumppinono I've been waiting 7 decades

[@Taniniver]

@@Rocketsrumppinono goblinist

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

Meanwhile I've been watching the video somebody else uploaded, I am 5 steps ahead at all times

[@AdamAOC123]

Me two

[@iancarroll1337]

I can't believe the narrator of that video had gone his whole life saying "particles" of clothing lmao

[@solodolo7161]

This is what I came to the comment section for. Thanks :)

[@metalnut92]

'Did you read that newspaper particle about Goblins I sent you?'

[@crumbledpotato1380]

I forgot my particles in the laundry

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@solodolo7161 yep

[@RemiliaVampire]

it kills me that he said it twice lol

[@purpleblah2]

The goblins are… way smaller than I expected. There’s gotta be a different word for small humanoid creatures, like bogart or pixie.

[@BuyinFromBryan]

Im still figuring out how and Why were they removing "particles" of clothing

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Clothes were manufactured by Higgs-Boson Ltd.

[@whimsycole246]

People are always inadvertently removing particles of clothing due to radioactive decay. Covert cancer clothing is the number one cause of cancer related death in the world, due to the intervention of clothing manufacturing as instated by the Loomin Naughty Goblin Deepstate Incorporated. But don't tell nobody...

[@BuyinFromBryan]

Thank you Dan Hess for reaching out with this information. Prayers be with those affected by this goblin outbreak

[@louievito5701]

Because they are very small and therefore their clothing is composed of oarticles. It is fact based goblin,science.. Wakeup sheeples

[@eldritchbeing2879]

dude's going through his life right now thinking that's how you say article of clothing.

[@damfamyass2088]

I’m a Forensic expert and I assure you that clip of the group running past the fence was no a group of home invaders ditching some evidence into a random back yard. It was definitely goblins because my other job is president of the goblin hunter club.

[@Fillthrill]

“Goblins are a terrifying entity to think about” *Exhales bong hit*

[@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox]

Right... Have you tried dmt?

[@brandonsnyder9950]

@@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox You're not fooling anyone, Joe Rogan.

[@gaiusfulmen]

@@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox It's entirely possible

[@slick3996]

@@gaiusfulmen elk meat

[@patrickbateman1660]

I have a buddy of mine who had a car stolen by a goblin

[@chetmcmasterson]

3:12 "Particles of clothing," jfc.

[@theredmm9688]

GUYS I WAS LOOKING IN MY BATHROOM MIRROR AND I SAW AN UGLY GOBLIN STARING BACK AT ME! IM SO SCARED!😱😱

[@superghost6]

The only way to turn that frog into a prince or princess is to kiss it.

[@theredmm9688]

@@superghost6 what are you implying?

[@That-KidDo]

But uhm actually, considering that you were looking in a mirror, the “ugly goblin” was probably just your reflection.

[@theredmm9688]

@@That-KidDo 😱

[@IndubitablyIndeedi]

​@@That-KidDo if this is your sense of humor, good luck. If you were being serious in literally pointing out the joke not realizing that OP was making that exact joke, you need good luck even more than the first good luck

[@rossmorton7002]

I love how practically every video the guy is like: "We don't know where this footage came from, but it's legit you guys! Honest!"

[@mastermelee2543]

it has ti be a joke some one made that to make fun of conspiracy viedos

[@CTHD13]

“This is somewhere in South America” 20 seconds later “We have no idea where this was filmed”

[@kaproskarleto5136]

It's just his OWN videos that he recorded on a walk one day

[@crumbledpotato1380]

"we don't know what this unidentified object could possibly be buts it's probably a goblin... Or inmates maybe Idk"

[@centroid518]

For real 🤣😂🤣

[@kungfuu-joe1815]

I’ve never seen Jake Paul make a goblin video. As per usual Dunkey is pioneering the new wave of KZbin content.

[@Gatorade69]

Trust me, once Goblin based content becomes popular Jake Paul will be jumping on the bandwagon and make goblin content.

[@betweentheroses]

This is why I cant take goblin videos serious anymore LMAO

[@johnnysaurus04]

Used to make so much more sense back in 1657

[@betweentheroses]

@@johnnysaurus04 forrealll

[@louievito5701]

And that is exactly when the gobbelins get you.

[@cold_mercury4224]

Fucking dunkey ruined our Spider-Man goblin videos

[@MM-jc7uv]

12:00 made me laugh my ass off. It’s literally just a guy walking by with a hat on‌ 😂

[@junk3996]

every photo or video of anything that is really blurry is a goblin prove me wrong

[@MM-jc7uv]

@@junk3996 fair enough

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

​@@junk3996that famous video of big foot is actually a goblin in a big foot costume

[@habababa7873]

This guy got gnomed and tried to blame it on goblins, goblin shaming is getting too far...

[@JohnBeeeee]

Goblins. Aren't. People. They should be segregated!

[@finnycopper]

@@JohnBeeeee Goblinist :(

[@cavegoblin987]

OATH

[@sethiddings7293]

oh please "It's just Gnomes, it's just Gnomes" More horseshit propaganda from the big Goblin companies.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I'm so glad he did it, he actually uploaded the goblin video

[@bigpoopoo3336]

Now all we need is that funny Cheeto video

[@expadenso]

Goblin deniers are gonna be so pissed

[@ted9030]

It was already on youtube

[@pandadanda-xc3uq]

Dunkey doesn't play when it comes to goblins bro. They are the ones who cursed him to not be a black grandma

[@imarocklobster]

Oh if you only knew!

[@futsurepolaris6304]

I like how the narrator adds in random clips and images vaguely related to what he’s talking about, reminds me of my school projects where I have to get a certain amount of media inserted.

[@jan150]

I just feel like goblins are real right now.

[@landonortiz9316]

“That’s not an other-worldly creature, that’s a squirrel you ass.” This sentence made me laugh so much for some reason.

[@just2good]

Hi I was waiting for This video But didn’t know It would Be this Scary i Only made It to 1:16 next Time put a R-rated Warning Dunkey

[@durple4659]

omg it's the Lego man

[@georgeadair5554]

I attended your brothers wedding in your stead

[@gohome59]

bro what you talking about i got to 0:28

[@justrumz]

@@gohome59 bro really? I just made it to 0:20 I was too scared

[@LangstonDev]

@@justrumz I didn't even open this video I was so scared

[@blockycraftpartyplayz7015]

“Goblins are real” -Dunkey

[@seanrossander1275]

This hits different after the second goblin video

[@charle5108]

This goblin video really elevates this channel to new heights

[@mig_mikoyan]

This is the best GOBLIN content on the internet right now. Really game changing stuff.

[@ytivarg5371]

I thought Michael Reeves was the best goblin content on the Internet

[@danksley]

There is a different kind of goblin content ... baalbuddy

[@billfox847]

Psychicpebbles will always be the king of strange little creatures, but dunkey has found his corner of the market in goblins

[@rossedwardmiller]

“Everything a child does is precious”

[@LongWarEnjoyer]

👀

[@50meterworm]

I am 100 percent sure the first goblin sighting in this video is a large frog or toad. Which means that large frogs and toads actually are goblins and we just don't call them that.

[@waffleless]

I still deny the existence of goblins, but we’ve at least been shown convincing footage of various breeds of gnomes.

[@smallestcharles]

Lmao ig we do have skeptics in the comments after all. Get off KZbin and go to the real world, there you’ll quickly realize goblins are all around us, gnomes on the other hand are prolly bs.

[@juliovillalobos2133]

@@smallestcharles my dad was kidnapped by gnomes dude. I seen em. Goblins are nonexistent tho

[@depecher6s311]

@@smallestcharles gnome denier smh, get real kid, if gnomes are bs, what is that small creature fishing in my garden sat on a toadstool? Dumb kid

[@enternewname4931]

Before this video I was a nonbeliever but now I know that squirrels were real all along

[@Gatorade69]

I'm glad you acknowledge them now. They are constantly ruining people's lives. One day a squirrel approached me and I didn't want to upset it so I made some noises and put my hand out and you know what happened !? The squirrel bit me ! I was shocked, scared and scarred for life (True story).

[@RALPH876]

Dude, been watching this guy's videos for years and this is the first time I'm actually seeing him, lol, keep up the good work Dunkey. Coming from your biggest fan in Spanish Town, Jamaica.

[@bruhgod123]

the sideways moving goblin made me piss and shit uncontrollably i was fearing for my life

[@IndubitablyIndeedi]

it's ok they can only hunt on the moon except on sometimes you are safe

[@CK_5]

I’ve been waiting for this and he wasn’t lying!

[@rightguy200000]

Dunkey always sounds so soft spoken during streams compared to how animated he is in his videos.

[@TangoParanormal]

It was the sideways movin goblin that made me a believer. I have never seen such high quality footage in my life. It must have been rendered at 16K.

[@abeermuntasir4346]

Now we understand, he was just gathering knowledge for his latest video

[@korogamerepic1205]

I studied gnomeo and Juliet!! I know the difference between gnomes and goblins perfectly!! Gnomes have the pointy hats ALWAYS. And they’re smaller than goblins

[@Slug_Boots]

Another defining characteristic between gnomes and goblins is goblins wouldn't be caught dead singing Elton John

[@korogamerepic1205]

@@Slug_Boots exactly

[@chrislangton4662]

I've seen a few goblins that were smaller than gnomes

[@korogamerepic1205]

@@chrislangton4662 impossible

[@NathanielBarlam]

I feel betrayed, Dunkey promised a funny goblin video and these were all clearly squirrels, which we know aren't even that funny

[@zjakey0367]

No there were 2 real goblins

[@Camad]

No it were goblins

[@kyotow7388]

Apologize

[@kylegregory2876]

Did you see the last one? Look at that image and say goblins aren't real

[@elegit3603]

@@zjakey0367 probably not gobilins, most likely escaped prisoners from a nearby holding facility

[@doctor_fill]

goblins are real

[@itaysharon1083]

Goblins only appear when children are being recorded playing soccer at night at -2p

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

This narrator’s voice is like that one voice Mike Stoklasa does anytime he is playing a shameless shill. But he is doing it for real.

[@matthewryan6187]

Hack fraud voice

[@kiki4910]

It's actually generic male 1

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

@@kiki4910 woah-woah-wwwhat ?! The famous generic male 1 ?!!! I’m such a fan !!! I saw all movies with him, like “generic film”, “generic film: retribution” and “what: the movie” !!! But seriously, but seriously - he was robbed of an Oscar for his role in “Whateverman: revenge of the dislike” !

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

“That’s right, Jay!”

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

"endless trash!" - Mike Stoklasa

[@PandaSharpener]

This reaction video really makes you feel like a Goblin

[@Zinaius]

It has a little something for everyone

[@Averyaveragedeskin]

@@Zinaius 9.5/10

[@imunoriginalokay4400]

@@Averyaveragedeskin Too much goblins

[@dragsjotob]

watching this one year later... still one of the best videos.. i really really like your video

[@dragsjotob]

watching this two year later... still one of the best videos.. i really really like your video

[@nlald]

“The real goblins were the friends we made along the way.”

[@KekkanSeihin]

"He looks at f-ing three squirrels running around a f-ing building and he goes: is that an escaped prisoner?" -laughed so hard I cried

[@needpainterstape]

I was having a hard day, and then I found this goblin video in my feed. Now I can feed my family and bring joy to everyone.

[@18benzo8]

nigeria 🇳🇬

[@georgeealien]

I love the line about the kid not getting his ball back or if the family stayed in the house, because it implies the family just never entered that room ever again and possibly abandoned their house soon after

[@Ardeact]

8:53 Leah laughing did it for me

[@ac-qw5cc]

Finally, this is a video I’ve been waiting on, and the man delivers.

[@ragersonly]

1:26 he was attacked by a goblin and dunky is laughing. LAUGHING.

[@xPiriyahx]

Woah ive never been one to believe in the paranormal but this one spooked me. Sleeping with the lights on, popped the soccer ball that was in my closet just to be safe.

[@xaviersim5855]

i am watching at night & i’ve never been more shivered

[@rinkashikachi]

6:50 "Balding alien-like brown creature" *greenscreened in regular guy in shorts, t-shirt and cowboy hat*

[@IvanIvanSmith]

I'm so glad someone is finally representing the goblin community, thank you Dunklin

[@Paul.......]

Im a gnomer personally

[@gouku13]

Dunky your screams of fake fear were the most hilarious things I have heard for a long time

[@GoingGreenification]

I've been saying for years that dunkey should do a goblin video and nobody listened to me.

[@JohnDoe-wb6vl]

"I've been saying this for YEARS and nobody's been listening to me..."

[@jeffjeff7096]

Finally after hours of anticipation I can finally satisfy my thirst for goblins

[@LangstonDev]

Too many dang squirrel and gnomes in this ""goblins"" video

[@unskadunsk]

@@LangstonDev yeah this goblin video was a disgrace and anyone who watches is is a complete fool 9/10- there's a little something for everyone

[@rinkashikachi]

Fk goblins

[@delgrengo2135]

8:28 I can clear this up for you guys. There are such things as alien goblins. they differ greatly from the eath goblin family. While still being very spooky they can also be bald

[@IndubitablyIndeedi]

Some of them have feathers and extra nostrils

[@linkous101]

I shit myself when I saw the sideways moving goblin. Im currently under 12 blankets shaking in fear

[@arbiter-]

This video is really scary but I appreciate your courage and thanks for bringing the goblin crisis to our attention. The world is watching.

[@myass3861]

This is really cool goblinoid content. I like the new goblin-related direction this channel is going in

[@aarontheperson6867]

erm this aged like milk!!! after dunkeys sworn goblin hatred.

[@nictrident4392]

I can't stop watching this

[@ZachAttack6089]

9:44 *"ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDAHMAN! OR WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"*

[@ryanh430]

With the recent KZbin policy trying to censor goblin videos it's very brave to release this video.

[@boxofcereal]

So this is the “goblin mode” that the kids are talking about

[@Shad0wed]

The face dunkey made for the thumbnail is absolutely brilliant and the video was a masterpiece.

[@JackTheHatGuy]

Glad I saw that channel update video so I knew what to expect with tonight’s upload. Thanks, Dunk!

[@ehsteve231]

I'm glad I had the channel update earlier, so I wasn't startled by all the Goblin news. I wonder what ghouls are up to as well.

[@mango8615]

This video gave me precious knowledge to further research the goblins, thank you

[@ShadowKiller571]

Kids running: "the adults are gonna kill us if they see us ditching school on the cameras!" Adults looking at the cameras: "OMG GOBLINS"

[@timryan6567]

I’ve been waiting years for this goblin video. Thank you dunk tank for this complete masterpiece

[@bigdogkato]

*particles of clothing*

[@byzantineroman2407]

One of my favorite videos of all time

[@BreadandFaxes]

I love that perfectly timed "great reaction" from the robot

[@swagmaster9eleven]

i like to think he's not actually streaming in these clip videos but just pretending for the video

[@breadlast]

He's a shameless shill for Big Goblin

[@austinf5836]

He's uploaded fake streams to twitch before

[@JohnDoe-wb6vl]

@@austinf5836 Absolute legend

[@gotyouchip1179]

I'm sick of all these goblin deniers. I have seen at least 89 goblins this year. They keep showing up at the mcdonalds and I think they have overrun the play place. They are terrifying creatures people you need to wake up!!!!!

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Im pretty sure they even infiltrated human families, i keep seeing more and more humans take care of these little monsters. Its terrifying. Ill try to free them from this mind control and beat them into the dirt. Remember me.

[@DeadPanTV]

I’ve seen at least 30 in ikea it’s insane

[@jonathancanonieves8841]

That ''WTF'' 7:30 made my day! Repeated those couple of seconds a couple of times!

[@HipKonik]

okay but the part where the goblin said "it's goblin' time" made me shit myself

[@IndubitablyIndeedi]

Better rerelease the gorblin movie with jared gobleto because it's trending

[@PassMaker15]

Hearing Leah laugh makes me happy

[@Paul.......]

Dunkeys scream though

[@AvodatGaming]

9:24 Thats a Escaped goblin prisoner. It still has the iron ball around its little green leg you knucklehead. jeeez

[@saku....]

i didn’t know this channel existed MOREEEE DUNKEYYYY

[@asylumbooks3406]

10:19 needs to be a meme

[@larryfrakous1332]

This is the best goblin-based video I have ever seen

[@Kiwi_In_Japan]

This is the content I subscribed for all this time. When I subscribed to the Dunk Tank Podcast all that time agi I was thinking "GOBLINS."

[@houyeet]

“One of the most crystal clear examples” *shows the blurriest image to ever exist*

[@charmygreen665]

Oh man, i never thought I'd see dunkey make a video about Zach like this.

[@arcterus9060]

I can't believe we finally got the goblin video. Thank you so much, Dunkey! I think this KZbin thing might actually take off.

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

I was really hoping the video was satire and the finally ‘evidence’ would just be a video of a squirrel in daylight. Like the poor man just grew up thinking squirrels were called goblins and exceedingly rare. Also as a hare I’m greatly disappointed in the creator misidentifying that squirrel as a rabbit. For shame.