Dwight Time Thief - The Office US

[@realworldfacts6160]

You can almost see the smoke coming out of Dwight's head during the Battle Star Galactica conversation.

[@sterlingsilver5937]

😂

[@antoninosalvosa157]

Dwight: *what the hell did you just say?*

[@68air]

"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica", all topics that Dwight is an expert.

[@AMATCHALATTE]

@@vader618 Haha, okay.

[@MauweeWauwee]

His hair is not even wet 😂

[@JibbsCompilations]

Andy is the best part of this clip, "That doesnt sound right..." LOL

[@pjt7158]

Jibb's Compilations I know! 😂

[@nairobi8056]

Hes the chaotic neutral.

[@ariesradke6193]

Why do you dislike Andy?

[@AlphaCentauri24]

The best part? Hyperbole much.

[@N0skittles]

@@ariesradke6193 I loved Andy up until he went away on his boat

[@durian830317]

Dumbledore returning the ring back to Mordor sounds AWESOME

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

Yea Gandalf should be Hogwarts headmaster. They should swap 😂

[@David-pl3hf]

@@a.demifemiflapo5795 for many years I thought it was the same actor

[@pamelasuryadjaya5567]

Maybe Gandalf retired and become school principal in hogwarts

[@bsfatboy]

Dumbledore Calrission

[@TTR_Ricky]

Not Dumbledore. Dumbledore Calrission.

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

“What were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds?” *A N G E L A*

[@Joe_Parmesan]

"Did you do her?"

[@patricksiemens]

That's what she said

[@txnyaverma]

*One of my favourite things ever is Dwight's side smirk into the camera* 2:52

[@jacobp249]

A very underrated competitor to Jim's camera reactions

[@darcyl.5893]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sparky10142]

He's Thanos

[@5445jedi]

Dwight didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose him.

[@riachauhan5016]

this should be a meme

[@mpthorvonericksen]

19 minutes and 48 seconds is one hell of a "Quickie". Way to go Dwight! 😂

[@WaqarAhmed-ec5xp]

power of beets 🙈

[@yousefamr633]

idk remember if Angela was with Andy or not but if not he wasn't giving her 100% think about that

[@moonscar119]

That is including walking and prep time as well lol

[@imacrazyguy5831]

@@WaqarAhmed-ec5xp bears, battlestar galactica.

[@DeuPKay]

19 minutes really isn't that much of a quickie lol. It's normal. Not every time you have sex it's 2 hour power session at night lol. I honestly think you're a virgin

[@QuixoticCowboy]

The fact that Dwight rather be with Angela than keep up with Jim's game shows how much he loves her. Everyone needs that kind of love and commitment

[@girlykyuu1185]

lmao no

[@nikhildixit5551]

That sounds sarcastic, why would he care about Jim's game

[@tiastewart98]

Shows he’s a horn dog

[@jackieweaver3884]

same can't be said about Angela 😂😂

[@dirtnugget5968]

Well Jim said Dwigt actually started to kick ass with not taking any breaks. That kind of mental focus for a few hours straight can really get a guy goin.

[@jamighanijr8128]

Each time you guys upload it makes want to go back and look at all the seasons again

[@gladiadorpolo]

Do it.

[@jamighanijr8128]

@@gladiadorpolo i am 😎🔥

[@erikschneider1626]

I already have

[@JoaoPedro-jc5fm]

Their secret plan!

[@russellpeacock2853]

I prefer the 2nd series.

[@james_rose9550]

At 2:27, you just see creed playing solitaire, lmao.

[@MiniNinja258]

Lol

[@MiniNinja258]

That’s work 😂😂

[@dripgoku1556]

LMFAO

[@MajesticWaffle]

James_Rose not to undermine your comment or anything but Creed and Meredith almost always have solitaire on the computer screens throughout the series

[@james_rose9550]

MajesticWaffle I know, but I just find it even more ironic in this clip.

[@siddhayak]

We need a Jim looking at the camera compilation, stat.

[@lizageorge8923]

+++++

[@MrFlourdelis]

Siddhayak Goyal don’t think they can upload full seasons

[@JesseDishner]

They (or someone at least) just uploaded that.

[@siddhayak]

@@JesseDishner YEAH THEY ALSO JUST DID AAA

[@camthedestroyer1490]

What have you done 😂

[@121fedrick]

Honestly, I love how clueless Andy is 😂 And the fact the Jim knew he would go along with the conversation because at the end of the day, Andy just likes to be included.

[@Homelanderwasright]

I think it seems like andy just listened what Jim has to say, he came to Andy in the first place.

[@chrisj197438]

I worked with a guy who would watch people all day and keep track of everyone. He went to our boss with his concerns. Boss fired him immediately.

[@7Yearsmarty]

Chump Johnson I know a guy like that

[@lamrex18]

That's a lie.

[@chrisj197438]

Iamrex18 If you say so

[@L7vanmatre]

@@lamrex18 It really depends on the workplace. But in general, what "should" happen is that people should be doing work, but go to the boss if something someone else consistently does isn't right and negatively affects their own work. (Spending time watching others' business will show that you yourself are likely not working as much as you should) Watching other people do things "incorrectly" just to go to the boss about it even if it doesn't concern you, can give people the impression that you might be a petty person who wants to see others get in trouble. And as the clip shows, getting into other peoples' business like how Jim does can simply cause the said watcher to not get any work done. He might've improved Dwight's productivity by 20% or 50% for that day, but overall productivity still would have likely been better if Jim was minding his own business. If there's something that's of legitimate concern for others' well being, of course tell your boss. But if someone is listening to an MP3 player in one ear and it's not distracting anyone, it's probably of the business between your boss and that coworker, and not yours. Who knows, they might actually have permission from the boss because they've demonstrated they work better with having one, and you getting into their business about it would just waste everyone's time.

[@flisko123]

fake

[@ijneb1248]

I love how concerned dwight gets when he realizes hes actually wasting time

[@angelinebena9675]

Ikr I can’t relate honestly

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

Say what you want about Dwight, he absolutely loves his job.

[@siddhayak]

Dwight's face when he slowly loses it while Jim talked to Andy is my mood

[@geekout1642]

HOW DID THEY NOT FIGURE OUT DWIGHT WAS HAVING SEX WITH ANGELA?!? It was so obvious!

[@donwon7592]

geekout16 NO COOKIE WHAT IF IM HUNGRY

[@KibahinaxSasuino]

some like ryan, jim, and pam did but everyone didnt and i'm surprised because they made it so obvious lmao

[@txnyaverma]

It was so obvious to us but not necessarily to everyone in the office. Plus a lot of em came to know one by one

[@charlesxav6817]

Maybe because they are... “tightly wound”

[@mmaclipsuknow]

Yea, the camera literally spun to Angela in front of them lol

[@Irraptured]

My favorite part is how Jim knew to preemptively turn around at 0:54 because he knew Dwight wouldn't be able to keep quiet at that

[@SallySue9725]

Lol when they’re talking about the sci-fi show Dwight’s reaction the entire time oh my gosh XD

[@briarmason8737]

It's so relatable though. Having to hear people talk about your favorite thing completely wrong.

[@SallySue9725]

Briar Mason oh I never said it was wrong or inaccurate just funny.

[@briarmason8737]

@@SallySue9725 No I'm talking about that part. I've heard people talk about shows and don't even know what they're saying.

[@SallySue9725]

Briar Mason yes I know as have I

[@briarmason8737]

@Moist Gnome Not exactly. He must've had help from Han Frodo and Luke Scotty.

[@snipperjoey1151]

I appreciate that Jim knows Dwight so well that he could tell beforehand that Dwight would yawn in a few seconds.

[@FreeStuffPlease]

I yawned reading this.

[@daredevil6145]

@@FreeStuffPlease mee2

[@Dialloo]

Maybe I'm not. *smirking at the camera*

[@Allinlehead97]

Alpha moment

[@siddhayak]

I laugh my gut out everytime I see Dwight slowly losing his mind while Jim talks to Andy omg

[@gamonize]

Siddhayak Goyal *Dwight Also me too lmao

[@siddhayak]

@@gamonize oof

[@Zapp__Brannigan]

Hands down, my favorite scene from the entire series. It's perfection, especially with Andy's utterly clueless "I don't think that's right" capping the whole thing off.

[@godspeed6947]

“How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable..”

[@LasVegar]

Well that was 5 words

[@inversional_loop]

@@LasVegar actually 7. Hard working and alpha male are two words in one

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@LasVegar well that was the joke

[@gregorymoore2877]

@@LasVegar That's nothing. "One word, two syllables: demarkation."

[@ebro8655]

The jackhammer bit gets me 😂😂

[@brandonpage4653]

😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Jim purposefully mixing up all those things to screw with Dwight was hilarious

[@SeanHummer]

Jim had to likely do research to know some of that stuff to torment Dwight... (like Mark Wahlberg in "The Other Guys")

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

@@SeanHummer Jim himself is a fantasy fan at least, maybe even a sci-fi fan. He definitely likes superheroes. So he is already quite similar to Dwight, which is why he knows how to prank him so well.

[@MrSparkula]

“Maybe I’m not.” Dwight is one of the best characters ever. Fact.

[@davidwashington1947]

No

[@turkey4957]

Your dog pfp is cool. Fact.

[@maddiegrinnan6548]

who else just loves dwight

[@MO_1996]

Me obviously

[@biancazou6279]

Maddie Grinnan who doesnt

[@katg9507]

Maddie Grinnan that's what she said!

[@nikhildixit5551]

@M A L L A M Nope

[@revealingtruth3329]

@M A L L A M He doesn't trump Michael for me.....but he is the second best character on the show

[@ziewknihtewza]

The way you see Dwight’s soul get crushed when Jim says that Battlestar is a shot for shot remake of the original always gets me🤣

[@iloveshinyobjects]

hahaha ahhh

[@dvorak826]

I never noticed Dwight has a derp face. 0:12

[@-droid-2238]

Totally profile pic worthy.

[@p.atrick.]

Please don't ever say derp again, it's not 2008

[@allison.kateep]

Ew mineta

[@dvorak826]

Brownbear50 Ew roblox

[@allison.kateep]

That One Dude Lmao mineta is a perv im just saying no offense to you xD

[@arkeiou_]

You have no idea how high I can fly.

[@fertilemertile2496]

-michael Gary scott

[@codyhiginbotham6616]

“What were you doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds?” Rather than “What” were you doing, it was more like “Who” were you doing

[@MrDarkman396]

"None of your business."😑

[@alvincatraz]

Ill do you one better, "WHY" were you doing?

[@briarmason8737]

Who really suffered through this? Dwight, who was constantly being monitored and pestered by Jim. Or Jim, who had to witness Dwight pull off some very uncomfortable things in order to keep working.

[@tpsam]

This is a very good question I'd say jim suffered less throughout the process But Ultimately dwright won because he learned to get more loose and not be so strict with himself And also bang the blonde But really mostly learning and improving himself

[@gregorymoore2877]

I would say Jim suffered more. It's exhausting being this vigilant. Now he has to go home early.

[@quackster8295]

2:50 explains it

[@rohansaxena4751]

As a battlestar Galactica fan I could understand Dwight's frustration 😂😂😂

[@stuarttay8770]

Shot-for-shot-remake

[@jamighanijr8128]

Dwight's face @ 0:12 😂 and 2:52

[@crypts761]

Lool

[@gengarvenom]

2:53*

[@garymiller1121]

0:23 that smile Jim gives Dwight, it’s game on, he knows it’s wind up Dwight time. Classic Jim!!!!

[@RyanGerhardtYimimoto]

The best part for me is pretty subtle. Jim had to know a lot about Battlestar Galactica and all those other things to do it wrong like that. It is possible he learned it all just to frustrate Dwight. That is dedication.

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

It's even more possible that Jim likes many of the things that Dwight likes. We know they both like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Superman, Batman, and Aquaman. They probably both like Star Wars. Despite Jim making fun of Dwight for playing Second Life, Jim spent hours creating his own persona on that very game. So it wouldn't be impossible for Jim to at least watch Battlestar Galactica. Michael said it was stupid, but in a later season, he is seen wearing a BG sweater.

[@nolanlindberg1537]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Creed is the best character prove me wrong

[@bigc6818]

2 words. Dwight Schrute. 2 more words. Jim Halpert. 2 more words. Michael Scott.

[@rainsparks29]

I suppose we'll have to see the winner of the character showdown

[@kyleestrada1222]

Michael , Dwight , or Creed have to win or i will lose faith in everyone who voted.

[@Andrewthomas102]

Well i have been in a lot of cults so..

[@cathair9295]

Jim’s existence has already proved you wrong

[@vincentchen9542]

1:25 Jim: Story's kinda bland, it's about this guys named Dumbledore Calrissian.. Dwight: O--hk Jim: ..who needs to return the ring back to Mordor

[@cancerchristine929]

Vincent Chen Andy:...really? That doesn’t sound right....

[@razkable]

Dwight reacting is me when people get anime facts wrong or talk about shows only based on what happens plot wise not narratively at all especially in reviews or podcasts and the generic things like powers and transformations and what characters wear rather like who they are or why conflict occurs in shows...and my reaction when the whose stronger than who videos on youtube get millions of views..like omg who cares about power levels and strengths shows are not about that and its just some guys opinion who did the research for you..like wtf?...are we five

[@felzzer3943]

Asmosis Jones Ok weeb.

[@RomansFiveDotEight]

He wouldn’t interject on a Battlestar Galactica reference but he found time for Angela. Dwangela is true love.

[@paulanonuevo5678]

Dumbledore, Klingon, Wookies, Mordor... You can't put all those in one sentence. I can feel Dwight's headache.

[@T-ZillaYT]

I feel his pain

[@mrspank35]

"Dumbledore Calrissian need to return the ring back to Mordor." I'd watch that show.

[@Nitrix7979]

I think we all would

[@fredericobaami]

19 minutes and 48 seconds?! Pretty impressive. You go, Dwight!

[@rex-racer]

My wife & I *finally* started watching The Office after years of everyone tell us about it (I know, we’re idiots). We just saw this episode last night. HILARIOUS! This bit between Jim & Dwight might be my favorite to-date, and that’s not an easy thing to choose. Omg, Dwight’s look at the end: SAVAGE! 😏🤣

[@jayncoke]

Jim talks about Middle-Earth when the Office UK Jim actor plays Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit. Everything comes full circle.

[@toptenguy1]

The ending was great. Jim thought he won, but Dwight KNEW he won. lol

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Win-win (win, if you include Andy defeating Dwight in their duel)

[@P2thaR]

Jim's conversation with Andy is one of the funniest scenes in the entire series. I don't watch any of those shows, but I'm glad I know enough to realize Jim was mixing them all together. And while I didn't even know there was more than 1 Battlestar Galactica, I can assume by Dwight's reaction that they are nothing alike.

[@ysammo214]

"its practically a shot for shot remake" hahahahah he knows exactly how to trigger a nerd

[@Nick-md3vr]

The Office Us community is probably the best one out there. Everyone is so nice to each other and I think I’ve never seen a brawl or an altercation or anything like that in the comment section. It doesn’t matter where everyone is from we’re one big family! Everyone seems to have the best sense of humor and this is what makes this community special! And also special thank you to our mysterious uploader, you are the best! “WhatcanIsay”-chuckles

[@dman_games]

Except the people constantly being aggressive towards those commenting quotes. But other than that, yeah. But you know what, I see the quote commenting all over KZbin, and people always have reply chains with the dialogue that comes after. Everywhere! I guess it's part of human nature or something.

[@Thee_kane]

Dwight should be a music producer, cause he loves beets lol

[@DarthUchiha91]

Beets by Dwight

[@مرتضىعادل-ق8د]

Beet=hoven

[@jzip]

So Dr. Dre is a Beat Farmer lol

[@RealMasterpieces]

Dwight's actor played Fish in the Rocker. Close enough.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Wolfgang amadeus moseart

[@flabbergastedlolli7195]

Seeing Dwight being tortured for not being able to comment on Jim ruining Battle Star Galactic is.....simply glorious lmao Love you Dwight!!!

[@justingarrovillas4353]

We all know that Dwight won this one, not Jim.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Jim won by proving Dwight to be a hypocrite. Dwight got a prize too though, even though Angela is currently playing him right now

[@gregorymoore2877]

@@Joe_Parmesan Jim also won by getting to go home early. It's exhausting being this vigilant.

[@Koskinen2000]

Dwight has the same anger that an anime fan has when sombody says naruto is a super saiyan pokemon catcher

[@loved012one]

2:34 The camera guy knows the truth lol

[@lavenraj3378]

Jim knows how to offend every single fanbase with a single conversation. I adore that.

[@fouzbiaunillah8531]

in the entire show, Dwight calls two persons as monkeys. One is Angela and another is Jim.

[@absolutetuber]

Just started the show again for the 4th (or 5th?) time. Still pick up a few subtle things that I never noticed before that hint at character traits throughout the show. I love this series!

[@komal146]

2:45 Jim looks such a cute buoy here

[@copper6215]

I love Jim’s voice at this part 1:50

[@buckfuddy489]

I love Jim n Dwight's "friendship" .. everyone should have a pal like that!!!

[@SeArCh4DrEaMz]

bruh rainn wilson is such a talented actor and his depiction of Dwight is just great, fantastic acting !

[@RaltySalty]

“Dumbledore Calrissian needs to return the ring back to Mordor”. 💀💀💀💀

[@Crakrjac1]

1:27 after dwight says ok he tries so hard not to laugh and covers his mouth with his fist😂

[@anakbaliti]

More like good acting to me

[@royaltyblessed2454]

​@anakbaliti nah he's def holding in that laughb😂😂😂

[@tb4495]

1:25 “that doesn’t sound right.” Love it!!

[@rodyourrick]

If only there was someone named “Dumbledore Calrissian”

[@ga8rielsMsg]

I know it's been said before but one of the greatest comedy duos ever

[@thebigdent]

Knowing Dwight, EVERYONE felt the tension he felt when Jim jammed on BSG 🤣 And the best plot twist is that Dwight turns this prank on him into a prank on Jim. Genius. Pure genius.

[@sumedhparalikar5236]

I loved those episode when Dwight had the last laugh. The bliss on his face so pleasurable

[@tobyjay5999]

I love how Jim thinks he bested Dwight but in the end, Dwight knew what he was doing.

[@mercyxmutual]

I love that jim knew enough about battle star gallatica himself to know exactly what to say to get dwight all riled up

[@anal.velazquez9259]

If Dwight was Oscar, and then the part of when Jim was talking to Andy... *AcTuALlY*

[@sonalmishra4157]

Hmm

[@sonalmishra4157]

Hahhaha

[@sonalmishra4157]

😂😂

[@mailliegarcia2916]

Wow, this is one of those pranks where both Dwight and Jim are happy by the end of it

[@aldo1871]

Man Dwight and Jim are legends

[@MHasseldam]

Jim: "The story's kind of bland, it's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...." Frustrated Dwight: "..okay..." Confused Andy: "That doesn't sound right.."

[@SelectiveApathy82]

I wonder if Andy was really confused or if he was just playing along with Jim lol

[@michaelvendick2785]

He sneezed, while keeping his eyes open, which I always thought was physically impossible.

[@theadamkirsch]

1:25 Dwight's reaction is absolutely hysterical.

[@Cedric2Hockey9]

Literally the best part, the ‘’o.. okay’’

[@bryceyates1512]

I like how jim kinda knows what dwight was doing for this 19 minutes.

[@alexgorman13]

Jim singlehandedly improved Dwight's performance with a stopwatch lol

[@Haunter_Who88]

:46 - 1:36 - How I feel any time someone inaccurately gets something wrong and I cannot say or do anything about such.

[@gamersonly2682]

And Jim spent all working hour monitoring Dwight lol!

[@ad5047]

I love to see Dwight's face when is about to collapse Garfield style

[@zapspiders92]

I feel Dwight's reaction to incorrect nerdy lore in my soul.

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

Same here!

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

i love how easy it is for Jim to manipulate Dwight lol

[@rmfeder91]

I don't know why but Andy saying "That doesn't sound right..." is one of the funniest parts of this clip for me. He's usually the butt of the joke so whenever he's involved in a scene and is on the "side of sanity" it's hysterical.

[@The_Devil_Himself]

2:06 the FBI agent assigned to me

[@MrBsailor]

Something about Dwight and Angela fooling around made Dwight look so cool to me.

[@ordersfavorite697]

We need: Best of Toby More best of Michael Most cringeworthy moments Every time Jim looks at the camera Every time Oscar says “actually” Halloween at Dunder Mifflin

[@JLogan1231]

One of my all time favorite scenes in the whole show.

[@edwardyawn3839]

If anyone is listening, PLEASE do a video with a compilation of nothing but Dwight’s meaningful looks at the camera! 😂

[@crimsonpresents]

Jim’s pettiness knows no bounds.

[@aljoschacyphers4117]

Omg! I usually can't stand Dawit, but I love the one up look he gave the camera at the end!✊😁

[@BrendanJSmith]

That’s gotta be the worst spelling of Dwight I’ve ever seen!

[@kjp8251]

So we can assume that was personal? Camera pans over to Angela buttoning up her blouse.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

"Purely carnal. That's all you need to know."

[@RonardPana]

"Practically, it's a shot for shot remake"

[@Boshek2019]

The final glance into the camera from Dwight killed me

[@shadei1142]

I’ve never said “HA” while watching the office as loud as I did when Angela was buttoning her shirt

[@The_Wailing_Doom]

Dwight's last little look at the camera has some serious vibes of the meme with the girl smiling at the camera while the house is burning down in front of her.

[@christopherramsey7027]

*IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!!!*

[@debjoy12]

MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!

[@hisokami8580]

MICHAEL !

[@VenkCutterman]

Oh, that’s funny. MICHAEL!!!!!

[@HeKnowsNowForever]

The way Jim turns around during the BGS bit kills me. I wonder how they timed that so perfectly. Awesome!

[@amelliamendel2227]

I haven't even started work it's exhausting I may have to go home early today, 😂

[@razkable]

kinda odd seeing how he gets paid by the sale on commission so he came to work for free basically that day if he did that ..smdh..oh jim

[@astropictures4396]

This is hands down the most underrated scene of the show

[@banjobill8420]

Jim is the epitome of "I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done".

[@gregorymoore2877]

So... Jim is actually a Swanson?

[@RamonChickon]

I love when Jim slowly turns the stopwatch. 😆

[@isidora2107]

No one: Jim: • • _________/

[@mikemurray3962]

Why did I lmao at this so much? Did some people not get it? Brilliant

[@isidora2107]

@@mikemurray3962 I love you ahahaha

[@TheMulToyVerse]

The sheer anguish as Dwight crumples those papers after Jim claims that current BSG is pretty much a shot-for-shot remake of the original… I can feel his pain through my screen and I’ve never even seen BSG