The CIA Hires House | House M.D

[@zackuattack]

If House can't keep Wilson's adult film a secret, the CIA had every right to keep A LOT of info from him too 😂

[@jerryvee3968]

yes. that includes where their man was stationed. because apparently the exact place a patient has been to has **nothing** to do with what's wrong with them, apparently XD

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

yeah dem nutz

[@fundomk1]

The pure innocence of Wilson when he denies he doesn't ship heroin is GOLDEN, and Robert could've NOT done this any more perfect

[@scruffles87]

I mean he only denied going to Afghanistan, and if the CIA has shown anything here they don't really care about the country. He never denied he was smuggling heroin, maybe from Pakistan?

[@erikeippel]

BRIL BABY BRIL

[@ScottRothsroth0616]

Rough timestamp: 5:06 .

[@KFP_Prophet]

420 likes on this is perfect lol

[@MasonMcBride-x8o]

1:37 House having Amber as Cutthroat B!tch on his phone always makes me smile. It’s such a House thing.

[@kovulion7777]

Episode proves house can just drop in another series to help any other character and still be a House episode full of fun stuff

[@charissaclarice]

What other series? This is another series?? Tell me more!

[@tommibelle]

@@charissaclarice It's not- and I can't elaborate on what they meant either I have no clue what they are talking about? There is a spin-off but I haven't seen anyone ever talk about it, and the only main character from House that shows up in it is Cuddy in the finale, it's all minor characters. It's called Nurse Jeffrey

[@seraphimvalkyrin4543]

@@tommibelleI'm assuming they didn't mean another series literally. More like House could show up in another series, like a show following the CIA, and he would fit right in.

[@jackdarrow3011]

It just a what if Grey's anatomy main character becoming house when he move to that universe. He will still be house. Maybe we also need Wilson's as a sidekick but still the top brain will be house

[@hotdogalaricardo]

Actually an interesting thought. House can either have a crossover episode in The Blacklist (as a Blacklister that Reddington enlists to diagnose him), House of Cards (as a Underwood's attending), or in White Collar (as one of Neil Caffrey's underground associates) and it'll definitely be a House-centric episode.

[@Meirstein]

"I've never been to Afghanistan." Watson (Wilson) actually was a soldier in Afghanistan.

[@tambow13]

lets hope he wasnt smuggling

[@ScoutGuy]

Who is Watson?

[@Almonddragon]

​@@ScoutGuyHouse is loosely based on Sherlock Holmes, Watson is Sherlock's sidekick

[@ScoutGuy]

@@Almonddragon Right, but wasn't Sherlock Holmes written in the late 19th century? How would Watson have served in Afghanistan?

[@ScoutGuy]

Nevermind, you were right. My scope of history is clearly too narrow lol

[@kennford]

0:32 lmfao house sarcastically checking the door for a water bucket prank is gold

[@pmarreck]

hahaha just noticed that!

[@kennford]

@@pmarreck hey by the way the playlists you create are public so anyone with your youtube can see them 😂id turn those first two on private

[@pmarreck]

@@kennford Which first two? The order is different for you and me. I just reviewed them all and btw had intentionally made them all public. I don't see any which are controversial in any way, at least to me or to anyone I'd prefer to associate with. I'm 52 and my son is 3 and I want him to learn what I was into one day without needing to know my account details. There is no shame in natural interests, dude.

[@pmarreck]

@@kennford I mean, clearly you agree since you have a public video of an animation of someone sucking Raphael's toes. My man... LOL

[@cptxlobster]

This show will always hold a special place in my heart

[@bgold2007]

Wasn't girl doc a famous model?

[@carlbizness2607]

Forever

[@torinbrown8196]

Fact, lobster.❤

[@lilacangelblue2404]

Hopefully not in a potentially fatal place 😉 I grew up on this show, it was my dad's favorite

[@Infamous_Syndicate]

I feel the same way. I grew up with my mom watching this show. It is our favorite

[@dhopper598]

“inspector gadget” is one of my favorite moments in the show.

[@ScottRothsroth0616]

Rough timestamp: 4:39 .

[@Drnken229]

Remember kids.. never lie to your doctor or your lawyer.. those are the only people that need to know every single detail to help you.

[@enlightendbel]

This is kinda on House tho. Expecting the CIA of all people to be truthful and the first to break his "everybody lies" rule is entirely his mistake.

[@cgrimes34]

Also your accountant

[@captainpoppleton]

the real purpose of this video is to traumatise HR employees.

[@Horopter]

No body cares about HR!!!

[@ck88777]

Good.

[@super266]

😂😂😂. This show is the origin story of PC culture. Gotta love boomers lol.

[@samcarroll6210]

Funny how the CIA doc was really helpful here, but once she came to Princeton her intuition went out the window

[@HiIeric117]

She pretty much did nothing but agree with what House suggested, which is the exact opposite of what House wants on his team.

[@lucianoprestes5855]

As a Brazilian, I can say that Hugh nailed the Portuguese pronunciation.

[@ninjaguyYT]

But Home should have spoken Brazilian instead of Portugalian. This is because Brazil is not Portugal. I'm so smart. Also, Brazil nuts has a funny name in American. But you're not allowed to say it.

[@lynnohl2526]

He also (being British) nails the American pronunciation.

[@meinkek7896]

@@ninjaguyYT wtf is "portugalian" ?

[@NVIEK]

@@ninjaguyYT🐶💔

[@Dragonbone0]

Telling people the truth and not believing you because it's so crazy has got to be the best feeling 😂

[@zimufan8550]

Can’t believe brazil nuts was the bay harbor butcher

[@xali2008]

I didn't get this, is this a reference to Dexter?

[@Kastrom_]

@@xali2008 No but Brazil nuts was the bay harbor butcher

[@Jm29q]

"It's over. They know"

[@kumiiz]

its joever.

[@InternationalUnionOfJasonWhite]

​@@Jm29qnice pfp dude

[@Ghaltouni]

"Dr. House, I'm CIA"

[@ColonelFredPuntridge]

An episode from Brazil, where the nuts come from.

[@coisotrembaono4309]

A lot of nuts here

[@UnicornInTheWild77]

Best show ever created. LOVE Hugh Laurie. He also is an accomplished singer, piano player, and comedic actor (in the UK). I have a couple of his CDs. Quite the eclectic collections! 👍👍

[@martineveeel6431]

The British series called Casualties is the best I ever saw but House comes a closed second.

[@SayAhh]

It lost a step when Cuddy got dropped.

[@soumyadey7387]

i WAS LITERALLY LOOKING FOR THIS EPISODE'S HIGHLIGHTS ON YT FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS. THANK YOU MY GUY

[@tpl608]

Fortran programmer? Former military? Idiot? Screaming? All caps

[@soumyadey7387]

@@tpl608 you missed high. Now if you would excuse me Id like to go teach the "Mind your own business" class again

[@soumyadey7387]

@@tpl608 but yeah idk what a fortran programmer is tho

[@tpl608]

@soumyadey7387 is this an attempt at English?

[@simondillon9515]

​@@tpl608 you ain't funny guy

[@fastsnake1]

"So what's the problem?" mate you were gonna kill him with bad info, you're a fed you should know how valuable good intel is.

[@JamesRT1291]

He also knows the importance of keeping some info secret at the expense of lives especially on your own team. CIA and the NSA are really bad at this, they would rather frag whole field offices than compromise one tiny piece of info, which is why the attack on the embassy in Benghazi was so bad the CIA would rather sacrifice a US Ambassador than possibly compromise some piece of intelligence they may have even if they don’t know it. Ironically during the Cold War MI6 and the KGB weren’t as bad to their own, to be fair the KGB didn’t trust anyone who wasn’t KGB and even then it was still iffy

[@jesussson3467]

he knows he messed up, but shame and ego wont allow him to own up to it

[@JamesRT1291]

@@jesussson3467 Or He's a typical CIA Spook who would rather let his man DIE! than maybe giving up information that may or may not be mission critical, and even he doesn't know if it's mission critical or not, but the CIA prioritizes hoarding that information so if it is critical no one else has it and use it.

[@iamadityavaishy]

So thank you Admin for uploading the full video of this CIA episode. I have watched 2 to 3 different versions of this interaction of CIA with House and they always told different stories, and I never understood the full context of all the jokes and dialogues because I am a guy who is watching House only on KZbin, so I have watched the entire series on KZbin. Never dare to start the series from season one. So now I get all the jokes. Thank you for uploading this. I get to know how House made it into the CIA headquarters and how he joked with Wilson and the patient and everything. Thanks. And yes, I am still jealous of House because wherever in the world he goes, he always gets to woo the women. He is a chick magnet. 🤣🤣

[@mosabhijazi4701]

Its a great great show , you should watch it .

[@Jm29q]

Something felt off about this episode. The cast and House witnessed Moses split the sea and have been working together ever since, yet they still question every single thing he does. But here comes the CIA doctor who follows him blindly.

[@TheMeiikaification]

That's why House was working with his team. He wants them to not agree and question him.

[@allanchurm]

i wish they could give OSCARS to script writters..

[@parshjul]

They do, in fact, give Oscars to scripts writers. It is known as The Academy Award for Best Screenplay.

[@romacechina]

House always finds a way of being tied to something or someone from the Mayo clinic.

[@renankbarbosa]

I'm Brazilian, the intoxication due to consume of Castanhas do Pará, (Brazilian nut) is almost impossible. For it to be true, you would need to consume 30 units a day for several days, and you would have to be a fool to keep eating it consistently after feeling the collateral effects of the selenium poisoning. Oh! and after he came back from Brazil he would kept his record of eating 30 Brazilian nuts a day to keep getting worse.

[@NaybOrkana]

I mean, soldiers and agents during diplomatic missions are probably high or drunk af. I don't think it's impossible to not notice, but obviously to keep getting worse is just dramatization

[@_PJW_]

1:00 : House for once speechless.

[@TheRealNanoz]

4:21 just the one

[@maikybravo6108]

Selenium is good, 1 or 2 is more than enough, it's safe to eat, but just like any other thing, and like the rule toxicology always says: "The dosage makes the venom"

[@JoshuaG]

4:46 LMAO, thats soo house 🤣

[@TheMrKhalidHamid]

This channel might aswell upload full episodes by now.

[@NandolfBlockbuster]

That's nothing to complain about though?

[@HoodieHorizon]

I love how he denied the Afghanistan part but not the cocaine part

[@creatureslim]

Heroin

[@racheljohns6778]

It was Heroin

[@rogerchang3491]

So Brazil and Bolivia are 800 miles apart. So calling it same region and insisting there is no difference. That CIA guy deserves to be called an idiot. Just like calling Arizona to Texas or Texas to North Carolina is the same region and there isn’t any difference. lol smh 🤦‍♀️

[@manipulatortrash]

It is the cia lol....In the end they're still americans. Not trying to be mean, but I know my fellow countrymen lol. Most of us don't even remember every state and it's location.

[@rogerchang3491]

@ It is okay to not remember every state and its location. However can’t just be ignorant like that CIA guy and be like it’s all the same thing. Then also to say that he did nothing wrong when he gave House the wrong information. Deserves to be called an idiot! Lol 😆

[@_Ben4810]

You do realise it's only make-believe pretend acting for television...?!? 🙄🙄🤡🙄

[@the_linguist_ll]

…They share a border

[@austinwinston684]

"it helps when you have CGI"

[@SalinaMoonfall]

Like that in the beginning, he takes House's skepticism on the chin, and then gets his clap back when they come to the helicopter "Helps when you have props.", he was just waiting for that one.

[@sassbrat]

People think because Brazil is in South America they speak a dialect of Spanish but they said actually speak a dialect of Portuguese as the Portuguese colonized Brazil not the Spanish. It's like people think with the Canada that everybody speaks English but the territory of Quebec is French and they speak a dialect of French called quebecois

[@wallythewondercorncake8657]

Most people know all that

[@MisterHowzat]

​@@wallythewondercorncake8657 Well, I didn't know that Québécois was a french dialect 😂

[@PRdeSO]

@@MisterHowzat Actually the French Canadian language is closer to actual French than how they butchered their own language in France nowadays. They even get the names of the meals wrong, hence they have "Breakfast" at noon and "lunch" for supper, what's their morning meal? "Little breakfast"

[@welflew]

@@PRdeSO What is "actual French"? Both dialects evolved separately. French dialects from Africa are also quite different. There are a lot of creoles too. All correct in their respective cultures and they influenced Metropolitan French a lot. You only think they are wrong because you are biased by your own experience. Using words like "butchered" reeks of elitism, conservatism and ignorance of cultural history.

[@OhokoEast]

​@@wallythewondercorncake8657 most people (Americans, anyway) do not know all of that. I lived in Brazil for a while and so many Americans ask me about my Spanish. Seriously! That being said, Brazilians are some of the kindest, most open people I've ever met, especially Cariocas! Shout out to my Brazilian friends in the comments!

[@沈啍]

6:21 如果你看得懂中文的話，豪斯醫生這裡建議的治療方式是用冬蟲夏草。 沒錯，老人家進補喝的冬蟲夏草茶。他說的是冬蟲夏草的拉丁文學名。

[@AlexandreSantos-wm8qv]

Dr. Watson (Sherlock Holmes friend) served in Afeganistan ....

[@vanesslifeygo]

This was as simple as Selenium poisoning? And they needed House for this?????? wtf????????????

[@Shiirow]

due to the suits incompetence or simple laziness, it was assumed to be something worse than simple nut poisoning. Im sure if they knew it was selenium, House wouldnt even been brought in, and treatment would have begun sooner, leading to less suffering on the part of the patient.

[@ShadowDemon_4]

Everytime I see clips from this episode I remember seeing a whole comment list of people arguing that House wasn't needed because the treatment he was originally on was already working. It physically made me facepalm seeing those comments.

[@aronlukacs6911]

How is Bolivia and Brazil the same region? Even West Brazil and North Brazil are not the same region.

[@leblanc3536]

house has helped people on just about every side of the law

[@chickenwiretire]

House saying that Wilson brought back Heroin from Afghanistan... was that a reference to Sherkock's Dr. Watson's war history? I know the show is based on Sherlock but I do love those little nods to the original books!

[@kozodoev]

it is yeah

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

It was! Good catch!

[@roamfree4690]

What episode is this? I watched the whole show but I don't remember this at all

[@helend269]

I still can't make out what the guy said that gave House the clue. He says something, then House says something about 40 days.

[@tracel5721]

Carnival lasting 40 days, which is longer than the one in Bolivia

[@MrLantean]

The sick agent mentioned that he attended a carnival while being posted in Bolivia that lasted for 40 days. That's the clue that allows House to deduce where he is actually posted prior to becoming sick. He was posted in Brazil instead of Bolivia as carnival in Bolivia last 8 days. It has been established that he ate a lot of chestnuts prior to becoming sick. The other doctor hypothesizes horse chestnut poisoning as the nuts are toxic. However House ruled it out as horse chestnuts were inedible due to its very bitter taste. House is able to find that the chestnuts that the sick agent ate are actually Brazil nut. However, in Brazil, the nuts are known locally as castanha-do-pará which meant chestnuts from Para. It is of course not a type of chestnut and are only known internationally as Brazil nuts. The sick agent is suffering from selenium poisoning from eating too much Brazil nuts.

[@GamerLeFay]

He was talking about being on the job during Carnival (the celebration of life that leads into the season of Lent) and the dances the women did, then said that he spent the whole 40 days [of Carnival] with one particular diplomat. Different countries celebrate Carnival differently, and House realized that Bolivia (where the guy was supposedly on assignment) only celebrates it for 8 days, but Brazil does celebrate it for 40.

[@Ten3br0us]

1:37 the person in the back seeingg that lol

[@610Hobbies]

A lot of House's cases would be solved so easily if they'd just act like normal doctors, the other doctor immediately points out the patient _"ate a lot of nuts"_ even the most newbie pediatrician would've found that peculiar and instantly bombard the patient about what kinda nuts they were.

[@_Ben4810]

6:19 Did he just prescribe yarsagumba...??? 😲🐛🦋💪😆

[@WalterBennet-b1228]

Good Episode

[@rickwrites2612]

Oh, Chad Willet. He played Jean de Metz, in the 1999 Canadian TV movie Joan of Arc starring Leelee Sobieski. (Jean de Metz was a gentleman and squire of Robert De Baudricourt who was enamored to Jehanne's cause. He gave her male attire to wear and was instrumental in getting powerful men to accept her. He remained devoted to her and testified at her trial as to her utter chastity as he was always with her and they slept side by side (in all their fastened attire of course). I know it may seem a bit more corny than the Hollywood film The Messenger but I never liked that one as it sort of degrades a heroic character. I think the Sobieski version is more engaging and more true to the historic narrative and personalities of the various historic characters. And Peter O'Toole plays a bishop. My thats quite a tangent I've gone on.

[@findaxelfoley8106]

IF ITS TUESDAY .... HOUSE M.D.

[@johnjk293]

CIA means Central Intelligence Agency, this guy 9:15 is from the Central Idiot Agency.

[@adamJKpunk]

House is a menace to everyone lol 😅

[@kingkongking8513]

That cia agent should bring dr murphy too😅

[@pamelaharrington3838]

My safe word is John Stamos!!! Or Josh Groban

[@amitsingh-ch1tw]

Look at the helicopter. I think it is by lockherd marten

[@CoolDude-cm1uh]

Posting this before the election is insane

[@ChrisGee1371]

He didn’t deny buying heroin but denies being in Afghanistan

[@Fewseekes]

What season is this from and what episode?

[@kicsigirl99]

S4 E6 but it's in the description :)

[@adams303]

I mean, watching this as a doctor, this show is so utterly ridiculous. This is not how medicine is practiced, at all. Like it’s like the people who wrote this actively sought no advice from any actual medical professionals. Grabs hair “it’s blood cancer, Waldenstroms”. That’s a fairly straightforward condition to diagnose with blood tests, and doesn’t make a patient writhe around in agony. Utter nonsense. And then the woman asking if we can treat for both (waldenstroms and radiation sickness) - JFC, embarrassing this was filmed.

[@vitanecro4955]

I wonder how much that guy got paid to wear a suit and be called an idiot multiple times

[@gregorylalic8482]

All Hail Dr House M.D. Manic Depression

[@MissJayana]

Cordyceps is actually a very well known and established herb/fungus which grows in high altitude and helps to gain strength, resilience and better blood flow/oxygenation.

[@madenglishman3417]

It’s a fungus which normally infects arthropods like ants, and a mutant variety of cordyceps is the cause of the zombie plague in The Last Of Us.

[@augerontgen8240]

Yes, House, you screwed up that 'joke'. That's below you, actually.

[@BeZ-Spook-master-X]

I know who's trying to kill him..... God....

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

My father had Waldenstrom's Macroglobulanemia. It didn't look like that.

[@milamberyt]

Don’t forget to vote!

[@Winams]

😢

[@milamberyt]

@@Winams AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@SevereWeatherCenter]

This is what happens when you eat too many Brazil nuts lol

[@WeekendWisdom]

House is just best. To him the CIA=Can I Ad (lib)?

[@afihaileywibowo1095]

Idiot indeed. Deserve to be fired

[@user-di5rm9ee1p]

Bring back House!!!

[@maxtorque5329]

One of my fav episodes lol

[@pmarreck]

But did he bag the hot CIA doc?

[@MichelleT-so4we]

Gas X is helpful to handle all the farts.

[@FlBoyGa]

Thats not true ive never been to Afghanistan 😂😂😂

[@ilcugginocanadese]

So in the end, he was indeed an idiot then?

[@HeLives-j4n]

My name is Nephi God Lives

[@leoberg118]

Read to filth by our God-Emperor Barclay

[@chrispile3878]

And... He WAS an idiot.

[@rolfago]

Bro I see this show everywhere and I always stick around to watch the videos, should I just watch the show? I never do because I feel like House would get obnoxious after a while.

[@ArgKnoxville86]

0:45 was that a mf 4th wall break or what?!?!

[@sandos101]

Which part? I didn't see it

[@jeffreyrooke818]

Nice

[@epicstyle1000]

Helicopter pad at a hospital With no lift Elevator access...???

[@123___99]

House plays the sick guy too.

[@Kellyannk308]

I like when detergent soap on sale use paper coupon for Tide and save two dollars on digital.

[@throttlebrah]

If i had a dollar Everytime a CIA Agent flashing their ID .. Oh, they dont have one in real life, lol

[@MaxAires]

so did he boink her or not I can't remember

[@xQubee5o3]

10:10 Why is house an idiot here?

[@charleswindsor1184]

But did he sleep with the babe?

[@vanesslifeygo]

gadget

[@bellabana]

I didn’t realise how misogynistic House was toward women, he really was crass, crude & acted like a pervert.

[@aprilmcknight1574]

Hilarious

[@yardleybottles6025]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

ayoo

[@rudy_6776]

I dont get it, whys he an idiot?

[@LuckyBugger]

Because he works for the CIA and doesn't care about specifics. I work for a tow truck company and MY paperwork is probably more detailed.

[@Soxial_credits]

Cause if he provided more detail it would save SO much more time and resources

[@geokon3]

​@@LuckyBugger Maybe he didn't want to reveal classified mission details to House

[@newhailman]

We all openly show our love and appreciation for the military, but most of us will ever hear a thing about the unselfish sacrifices our intelligence operatives make on a daily basis just to keep us safe, and on a surprisingly modest salary I might add. Just something for everyone to chew on.

[@DouglassBubbleTrousers89]

First

[@jezeski2011]

Why should anyone care???

[@andreas.111]

wholesome

[@NerdNinjaPvP]

@@jezeski2011 People care about commenting "first" on a KZbin video for visibility, a sense of belonging, and internet humor. It’s a playful way to be noticed, connect with a community, or join in on a lighthearted trend.

[@anime-amv8057]

noice 2nd

[@jezeski2011]

nope; 3rd

[@anime-amv8057]

@@jezeski2011 same~

[@jezeski2011]

@@anime-amv8057 No, it's not. 1 then 2 then 3. 3 is more than 2, so not the same.

[@anime-amv8057]

@@jezeski2011 don'd dell me whad do do, lol ik dawg js chill

[@jezeski2011]

@@anime-amv8057 Was that even English?

[@LiamR-y6v]

Wow, After go’ogling Simmy Krotiel’s latest I noticed it had undergone revisions to add 4 ins. and even more using accelerated growth techniques, after 3 ins. more I feel so huge now, thanks