DX Plays - Iron Soul (40 minutes of pure agony.)

DX plays Iron Soul. This game is a pile of shit, there's nothing else I could possibly add to the description.
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Thanks to Greulich for gifting me this on Steam!

[@CyanideBlizzard]

Having lackluster gameplay and mechanics and then making a joke out of them does not make them any less bad. It just means you completely acknowledge the shortcomings of your product, and instead of learning how to fix them you took the time to try and justify them via wall breaking humor.

[@coachrenaldo]

CyanideBlizzard wow. You might be smarter than the writer for this "game"

[@YumikofromYT]

Do you have a KZbin channel?

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

When did Mario become a Mad Scientist?

[@robertlainsley824]

coldkeyes They don't call him Dr. Mario for nothing.

[@theblacksheep1000]

DR. MARIO..............DUH!

[@ewanedwards6822]

More like some weird hybrid of Mario and William Birkin.

[@alexanderfenton2967]

I thought the exactly same thing

[@opalyasu7159]

"Mamma Eureka! I created the ultimate-a clone of-a the Princess! Now we'll never have to worry when she gets-a kidnapped!" 🤌🏻✨

[@VeraLee]

That intro alone would've made me quit the game.

[@drakkenmensch]

I kept thinking "Is it about _robots_ or _aliens_ ? PICK ONE!"

[@chrisandrew7577]

Fun fact: neither GSF or NRO is an acronym. Theyre both abbreviations. An acronym is pronounced as a word like NASA or PETA.

[@RoddSalles]

Is the protagonist of Raven's Cry recording that intro?

[@Blinkster93]

Mario...... Is that you?

[@Dullsonic3]

Yes, yes it is

[@diamondmetal3062]

7:02 "his feeble Persian mind" ...Wat?

[@diamondmetal3062]

Sami I dunno. It's made in Russia which means that either this game is actually racist or creator's grasp of English is just that poor. Possibly both.

[@AzzyPT]

calling this a piece of shit is an insult to actual shit

[@sabersahoge2695]

don't insult shit. it's the reason you have food to eat .

[@AzzyPT]

I said something similar. Apart from food

[@sabersahoge2695]

you litterally need shit to grow food

[@sabersahoge2695]

and animals needs to eat plant

[@sabersahoge2695]

so shit is the foundation of everything

[@RazorusR3X777]

That doctor sounds like someone trying to recreat the "Mario Pissing" voice.

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

Why does the guy in the tutorial sound like Mario?

[@drakkenmensch]

Mario in the role of Dr Wily.

[@eminem50centX]

Is it just me or it's running in UDK? I caught a few sound effects that were on the stock assets (for example, when you are hit).

[@DXFromYT]

I think it is.

[@prismstudios001]

Who is narrating the control tutorial, JarJar Binks?

[@bobafett177]

This brings back memories of the BrutalMoose review

[@capthavic]

Let me check if there is a "make the game not complete shit" button. No there isn't! XD

[@robertlainsley824]

11:22 I don't know if it really counts as stealing resources from other games since it was probably stock footage to begin with, but those door and ambience sounds came from the first Half-Life in its original "crisp" sound quality.

[@KOSHIFROMTHEROC]

my boii DX funny as hell bruh

[@angrypenguin749]

If you look hard enough you can see the aura of items outside the box. 10/10

[@luigisupermariobrothers]

I don't know if anybody noticed but the door and crate sounds from 11:23 are ripped straight from half life.

[@engeltotoro4960]

30 seconds of gameplay and I'm already sick

[@coachrenaldo]

1. This game should have been first person. It could have been less headache inducing. 2. What's up with the voice acting and dialogue in the tutorial? Is it from someone who is trying to act self aware but failing horribly? 3. Visually, it doesn't look that bad, but there should be an option to disable the motion blur at least, since it really drags this game down. 4. Hahahaha! When the two voice lines triggers at the same time! 5. It's such a shame this game is bad. It seems to have some potential that's underutilized by poor execution.

[@Dullsonic3]

6. There is only one boss in the game, and it's just a giant version of a walking eyeball. Worst of all, there is a game breaking bug where the boss will not die no mater how much you hit him!

[@red_cosplay]

Were the script writer and the actor both on drugs?

[@YumikofromYT]

They were on acid

[@terrencebrooks2]

this game has the potential to be good, if the developers work on the gameplay.

[@Aerosplinter]

Christisking also the story

[@MLondan]

Another bad steam game huh? I hope you're getting paid to suffer for us so that we don't have to.

[@omercurial5919]

Sheeeit, I actually know the dude who made this :/

[@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047]

MaxtWolf Tell him to keep trying

[@afrog2666]

About BluBee Games: Not all bees are into making honey or stinging people. Some of them are actually pretty good at computer software and developing games. The BluBee Games is the home for those types of people… I mean bees. Here, all the blu(e) minds are united under one roof to work on various game and entertainment projects whether they’re 2D or 3D, on PC or mobile and finally, made for bees or designed for actual human consumption. Want to know more about this small game dev team located in Tehran, Iran? So, is it a "team" or is it a lie?

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

A Frog Did a kindergarten teacher wrote that description?

[@paulocarreirapinto]

@@afrog2666 it´s a scam

[@bconSound]

DX predict future at 1:22 when he laugh after narrator say amogus. Like if u agree

[@mehdim]

I was literally there when they were recording the lines for the annoying voice. they thought its a good idea. this is basically an unfinished college project, so really doesn't belong on steam.

[@Riddarstolphe]

Almost 30 000 subs. Well done!

[@Kinnakeeter]

The jumping animation is fucking hilarious

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

Mama mia, the robots are committing mass genocide!

[@RealMicsta]

7:17 “-His feeble Persian mind couldn’t handle-” Casual racism from a terrible indie game? Why am I not surprised lmao.

[@SpitfireBoy86]

Mario, Go Fish!

[@paytonmcdowell2191]

The intro is why #performancematters :^) 😂

[@TheJoker-jf9ey]

At 7:35 resident evil reference. Wow

[@cruelcumber5317]

Hypothatical aliens.

[@sss15777]

Can you make a video on the game Drake of the 99 dragons

[@captainbodyshot2839]

More like Drake of the 99 Bottles of Beer because someone had to be fucking hammered to release that pile of asswaste

[@DrHurricaneA115]

@@captainbodyshot2839 😂😂😂

[@sinistra1794]

Oh, my God! I am halfway through the video and the game is just so boring... The battle with those cirle-robots seems to take an eternity. This game really feels like agony.

[@cuzthatshoweyroll]

Crouch as C? *vomits* Ctrl for crouch master race.

[@RajagopalaRaoS]

The mechanics and camera during events feels so much like the Activision spider man 2 pc game from the movies

[@HipHopRepair]

This narrator voice reminds me of Tedlettermedias Sergio character. 😄

[@missingn0o]

Very poor mans' Ratchet Deadlocked

[@loliH9]

Is that Mario?

[@cielphantomhive4622]

loliH9 rip Mario for being in iron soul :'(

[@blanketmonster9730]

hey dxfan619 welcome to the game did a update and they added new stuff. I suggest playing it looks cool

[@deathbethenotoriety7183]

Bruh, Ig Mario finally got tired of rescuing princess peach

[@gavindies7271]

"Virtual Attack Bot (VBA)" because this is how initials work

[@OV.Q2]

Well i just warched all 40 minutes of this

[@TheKeyser94]

The voice really sounds like Mickey Mouse.

[@archivedaccount5990]

Oh, God. This reminds me of Bomberman: Act Zero. And that's not a good thing.

[@Fatcatmurph]

7:45 This game is crap, but the Resident Evil reference was kinda funny, calling it out for having the “stand still while aiming” mindset of the earlier games

[@kababyenoh]

What is that purple mass?

[@YumikofromYT]

Vomit

[@andrewzvara6102]

control for crouch is the best way! if its toggle on C thats okay, the problem if it's hold on C then you cant walk right unless you rearrange your whole hand on the keyboard

[@kiddkoolington]

This reminds me a little of Totalbiscuit..... RIP Totalbiscuit

[@damiensorrell8542]

Is this game supposed to have audio glitches on par with Ravens Cry?

[@outo4321]

Man I swear some of those computer noises are ripped straight out of Half Life one

[@Moonslayer01]

Is it me or they edit the narration voice with fucking Google LMFAO

[@clowny4074]

will you play the sao game

[@DXFromYT]

Nah, not interested in the game and don't have the platforms it's on.

[@YumikofromYT]

@@DXFromYT Are you JUST a PC gamer?

[@benalkan8559]

Killing floor doesn't have a cross-hair and that is a good game.

[@danielrandolph9195]

4:11. bitch dab

[@broomboi716]

Guess what? There is a crosshair. You just have to enable them, in the options menu! Bullshit? Yes.

[@who298]

DX where do you watch anime?

[@DXFromYT]

Netflix, Crunchyroll and KissAnime.

[@anti-roxas850]

I'm only 6 minutes into the video and I'm already annoyed by that dudes voice. It sounds like Jar Jar Binks.😑

[@who298]

DXFan619 ok thx

[@YumikofromYT]

@@DXFromYT Or gogoanime

[@mzdotorg]

9:14 LMAO

[@puppykitten4779]

It looks like some 2010 mobile game, in that standard not bad at all.

[@NuclearPopcorn]

3:14 I thought that came from my computer

[@animeclubdaveisdead]

I dont know why but this makes me want to play metal arms glitch in the system.

[@fuzzy8889]

did anyone notice the half life sound effects?

[@branx4198]

Having motion sickness i can 100% say that motion blur + bad camera turning and angles + camera bobbing are just the most obnoxious thins on the entire world i can't barely play those games AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT LET YOU GET RID OF MOTION BLUR , LIKE DUDE I JUST WANT TO TURN MY FUCKING CAMERA NOT SUDDENLY GO FUCKING BLIND LIKE AN OLD MAN WITHOUT GLASSES who came up with this shit

[@jontay2834]

do u watch normal boots / hidden block /avgn a lot?

[@DXFromYT]

I watch AVGN's releases regularly but not much else.

[@biogundam6541]

I hope you didn't have to pay money for this.

[@YumikofromYT]

Who would pay money for THIS!?

[@outmachainsandy8622]

Why is the tutorial so damn long

[@roshawn1111]

Ewww crouch on c thats nasty my boy

[@EvilPikachu69]

A good example of a shittastic game getting accepted for Steam just because it runs on the Source engine over mire competent games that got denied multiple times. Y U DO DIS GABEN?

[@DXFromYT]

This is running on Unreal Engine.

[@EvilPikachu69]

DXFan619 THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

[@htg41]

You sound like cage848 lol

[@Terabit3]

Why the fuck is this narrated by bootleg Mario?

[@josephjucker5620]

This game would still be a rip-off as a free flash game

[@Riddarstolphe]

Wait.... I think this game is from Iran. They speak farsi persian at 3:27. That should excuse the devs; making games under a islamic dictatorship isn't easy breh.

[@DarthVaderReturns1]

my former best friend only plays shitty video games and shitty video game consoles hes in love with nintendos virtual boy and tigers r zone and his favorite steam video games are alot and i mean alot he hates games that actually he only loves shitty video games if you name a game in a reply back to me he has played it my former bst friend once beat up a employe at gamestop for saying sonichu sucks my former best friend wants his new bff to be cwc

[@DADDA]

Woah never been so early.

[@smuggen]

in all honesty Dead Space WannaBe

[@eartianwerewolf]

I find the guy telling you waht to do entertaining at least. He sounds like he's trying.

[@cacomeat7385]

Lol my middle mouse button is broken. so I wouldn't mind using q for extended aim. Horrible game though. Jesus my brain hurts.

[@IMN602]

Holy fuck this is terrible

[@fvansoldt]

Looks like a ps2 game. The voice overs are horrible.