DX Plays - Kimulator (Defies All Comprehension)

DX plays Kimulator, a game SO BAD that it's mind blowing. HOW did this make it on Steam? Just HOW? One of the worst games I've ever played. Not even a video game.
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Thanks to Riddarstolphe II for gifting me this game on Steam!

[@quwinzelca5498]

...I think this game killed off a good amount of my brain cells.

[@TCGProductions03]

Quwin Zelca I need an explosion break

[@pyry1948]

those cut scenes are so cringy even Leafy wouldn't do a video on them

[@Moonslayer01]

Right 😂😂😂

[@brandonm9132]

This shouldn't even be classified as a game.

[@Moonslayer01]

Right

[@augustkravtsov]

For me it is not a game. I define a game as choices and failurestates.

[@deadsouI]

@@augustkravtsov exacly when you cant lose it is not a game where is the challange in that

[@DJefjam500]

DX you've played some awful games, but my god what the fuck was this.

[@asukalangleysoryu7430]

Cancer.

[@XFlashSofts]

wtf? why is jesus here? what does kim has to do with all of this shit? wtf is going on?

[@gavindies7271]

Flaysoft The funny thing is that the country is entirely Atheist

[@IDGCaptainRussia]

is it just me, or do these guys make me feel like they are the new Digital Homicide?

[@pizzasoda6674]

IDGCaptainRussia Nothing can be compared to them.

[@Kinnakeeter]

Jesus probably plays this for laughs

[@koyooko5160]

I cant even watch these games how can you play them?

[@404User-Not-Found]

How many braincells have you lost during the videos? I've lost at least half of my IQ.

[@keatonwastaken]

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

[@civilwar9637]

it's funposting

[@StarDev94]

I... I don't understand. WHY!? Why is THIS on Steam? I wouldn't even consider this a game. The fact that this exists leaves me speechless.

[@shawklan27]

StarDev94 it's probably to test how shit steam's quality control is

[@jdmjegan5049]

StarDev94 probably a troll game

[@pomelodilina651]

Everybody who has 100 dollars can add a game to steam.

[@MicroageHD]

Its better than BF5

[@KyrosTheWolf]

I have a feeling that the Jesus scenes were outsourced, a) because they have much higher quality to them and b) he doesn't sound French. Although tbh I'm glad the devs are French Canadian and not Russian

[@Cassandra.]

Jesus was from Fiverr iirc. I think I saw him in PewDiePie's Fiverr video.

[@officialkidwizard]

yea you can pay him to say pretty much whatever you want

[@Nod_Lucario]

Is there a rating worse than "Rest in Piss"? If not, there needs to be one, and this "game" being the first to get that rating.

[@albertarias8233]

Nod Lucario how about "ceased to exist" or "godforsaken crap"?

[@CedricBarber0687]

oh now I get it...this kids parents helped made animal soccer world

[@88fibonaccisequence]

2:00 That's a direct quote from Kim Jong Il's "On the Art of the Cinema". He also wrote books on music, philosophy, and economics. In fact, he wrote more than 1,500 books in his lifetime. Here are some other facts about him: - He shot 11 holes-in-one in his first round of golf - He was biologically incapable of defecating or urinating - His birth was heralded by a double rainbow and a new star appearing in the sky - He could alter the weather with his mind - He wrote six operas, all of which were the best opera of all time - He never died, but simply transformed into a god All of these are actual things that the North Korean government holds to be true.

[@dianaberlin4767]

88fibonaccisequence I like your Alexander pic

[@yokoyakamori6589]

There are times where I think games like this only exist just to show how shit the quality control (Or lack of any) is on Steam. Also, I died laughing at 19:46.

[@Tenzima]

Yoko Yakamori Wouldn't be surprised.

[@fishballnoodle5048]

I'm speechless... what did I just watch...

[@Mayhzon]

Your demise, mortal!

[@Kinnakeeter]

I watch it for laughs

[@DESpoopROW18]

11:13 Is that a... Filthy Frank impression?! Wow dude, the cringe is too strong in this one.

[@thearousedeunuch]

I didn't think of it like that until you mentioned it. It does sound like a Filthy Frank impression.

[@coachrenaldo]

Does anyone remember when jokes like the ones in this game were actually funny? Me neither, so why do a lot of people still laugh at it?

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Cause the devs are clearly young, around the age of 13-15

[@DR3ADER1]

Nah, they're probably 20-somethings who watch too much Adult Swim and shit-posting blogs. But miss the point by a kilometer.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

DR3D1 Adult swim has good stuff. These guys act like Smosh fans

[@_Cosmo_]

To be honest, in the beginning, the Jesus bit where he said KJU's dad's hearattack was his fault was kinda funny to me. It gave me the wrong vibe though, because I thought they were going for humour that resembled poorly thought out North Korean propaganda.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

SpectreKnight I think the Jesus clips are outsourced, a) because the camera is better quality and b) he doesn't sound french

[@crisptugboat8764]

i'm done with life if this isn't on your top 15 worst 2016 games.

[@DXFromYT]

There won't be one this year, not interested, and just haven't played enough bad games from this year. Rest assured, if I did do one, this would be on it.

[@crisptugboat8764]

DXFan619 well that's a shame, your top 15 worst games of 2015 was one of your best videos yet.

[@Kinnakeeter]

Top 3 worst games of all time

[@Tenzima]

Those cutscenes make Mirai Nikki look competent.

[@koyooko5160]

Turkisch Van A.K.A Turkisch Raven They make Naruto look fresh and innovative...

[@arthurk188]

Turkisch Van A.K.A Turkisch Raven Mirai Nikki is better than this piece of shit game.

[@Tenzima]

arthurk188 I'd rather go back to watch that than play a second of this shit.

[@shawklan27]

Turkisch Van A.K.A Turkisch Raven oh damn

[@crisptugboat8764]

Turkisch Van A.K.A Turkisch Raven AVGN could come up with a way to describe this shit

[@nostalgiabender2375]

God this game's "cutscenes" make the entirety of 'Plumbers don't wear ties" look like Mad Max: fury road in comparison!

[@hertzwave8001]

Pdwt is a 90s game for what? the CDI?

[@LazyLee]

this game is a reminder that we will die one day

[@Terabit3]

Sadly the devs didn't die early enough

[@Kinnakeeter]

We will be forced to play this shit an infinite amount of times in hell and these incompetent developers will rule hell

[@haroldthaf]

this game is a reminder that you shouldn't mess with Canada.

[@courier665]

I despise memes.

[@carltontheduke2571]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but this makes Sonic '06 look like game of the year.

[@jamespalmer5679]

The Duke Bbbwwwwhhhaahhaaahhaaaa you're right!

[@danis8455]

A film with an untidy plot cannot grip the audience and define their emotional response. Is a kim plot he was a movie fanatic yet knew nothing about em

[@capthavic]

BMC really are some of the worst out there on Steam. They aren't interested in actually making games and their shtick isn't even funny or put any effort into.

[@ballin302008]

I thought my Internet was fucked up until you asked why is the video freezing

[@Anijah2001]

I can imagine dxfan619 cringing to this game

[@sabersahoge2695]

oh my god the cut sences are so realistic what graphics card are you using

[@mzdotorg]

DX’s reaction to this shitfest was funnier than the intended humor of this game.

[@jackangel4709]

So DX I love when you play these stupid games and I've been watching for years but somehow the live action cutscenes and loud ass guns made this your worst game yet

[@yoh_moriyama]

Those cutscenes, I have no words, this thing is probably used for torturing people.

[@punishedcaptainfrog1993]

Still more entertaining than any Telltale game

[@ingamingpc1634]

Punished Captain Frog I seriously hope you're trolling and you're not actually believing that

[@mementocity]

Punished Captain Frog and better than NMS

[@punishedcaptainfrog1993]

josue betances you know it's true

[@ingamingpc1634]

Punished Captain Frog Telltale games are good better then Big Riggs,ride to hell or superman 64

[@V0YAG3R]

nope.

[@KothsGamerHub]

Kim Jong Il was a film connoisseur believe it or not. He loved film

[@jamespalmer6678]

When you said "OH MY GGGOODDDD" @13:58! Man I was in tears laughing! Just so random!

[@angius]

Trivia Time: Kim Dzong actually wrote a book on cinematography, so these quotes are all real.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Can't people just make good games? I'm tired of this "ironically bad" bullshit.

[@locokoko7653]

This is it. The fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[@zander2758]

five minutes in and i am alredy spechless

[@invalid2985]

5 minutes in and already pulling out the .45.

[@ethanciotti9103]

The stuff they'll greenlight on Steam is ludicrous!

[@SeuLima1994]

Things like this make me think that gamers should boycott Steam, only for them to take action against ""games"" (double quotes all right!) that can have any ""quality"", and will be green lighted. Get angry at Steam, not these dumb humans who call themselves game developers just because they can make things move around and try to kill you!

[@toshiroyamada2443]

Ariel Lima or just don't buy these shit game or buy them then get a refund within the first two hours

[@jmg-vd2ce]

What the actual fuck

[@harweens7077]

I have no words to describe this game..

[@asukalangleysoryu7430]

Harween S Neither do I.

[@fawfuls]

More of a series of videos than a game. These developers in particular are notorious for these "meme" videos.

[@wwfc779]

I'm watching this after waking up early from a big night out. I am convinced i'm either still a bit drunk or this is a dream😂. Goodbye brain cells.

[@KimulatorsFilms]

I'm always here when you need to loose brain cells 😘

[@Peasham]

DX why just why

[@Aussie_Tom]

This is what happened to the geeky kid from Victorious after the series finale.

[@kanpery9613]

O.o (crippling depression) You have to buy this with real money!?!?! Is he the main character? Aren't you supposed to be playing the game not him? There is more of him then the game?!?!?! Conclusion This should have been a youtube video.

[@Razorblade1812]

Also, from what I researched, BMC actually stands for Branche Moi Ça, which is also the name of the KZbin channel related to said studio.

[@jesusa.adorno6933]

2:33 *WHAT THE FU-*

[@Jixngshi]

How did you not just leave in the middle of playing. I would of just dropped my headphones and left. On the plus side to this game, it shows how bad Steam's quality control is, maybe they'll finally get the hint -I doubt it but it's worth a shot-.

[@MarioMario456]

My Worst Games Ever: 10. Animal Soccer World 9. Aliens: Colonial Marines 8. Bubsy 3D 7. The Dalmatians/Dalmatians 2/Dalmatians 3/Dalmatians 4 (WHO THE F**K MADE 4 VERSIONS OF THE SAME F**K**G GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!) 6. Wolfenstein 3D (SNES) 5. Charlie's Angels (GameCube, PlayStation 2) 4. Action 52 (Both) 3. Cheetahmen II 2. London Cab Challenge 1. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (Congratulations, Big Rigs. You've been rated the crappiest game ever!)

[@Oscar_Armstrong]

18:56 wouldn't call those shits on paper "artwork."

[@darklightreaper1]

this is basically animal soccer world live action

[@TCGProductions03]

How many schools were put on lockdown in the making of this game? And these cutscenes make Bubsy 3D look like GOTY.

[@johanryandika2119]

lol i los it when the kid with the white shirt show up like welcome to chile lol.

[@raiaanahmed8804]

This game actually makes me bleach my fucking eyes

[@KimulatorsFilms]

Sorry about that m8

[@eyu6652]

Thanks Canada... Beiber wasn't enough and now this abomination...

[@VenturousArtist]

Goddamn. Finn Wolfhard's career really fucked-up after firing his agent.

[@Diego35HD]

At least it's a hillarious piece of shit lol Other than poor optimization and gameplay, cutscenes freezing and other minor issues, I think it's funny as hell as a shitty parody and a small project by some teenagers. Better than anything Digital Homicide has ever produced in my opinion, they were fucking serious with Temper Tantrum and Slaughtering Grounds you know Great video :)

[@mementocity]

this actually more funny than i expected

[@darkporis]

urgh i think my brain lost a few brain cells :(

[@kfarnood5693]

My brain fucking hearts after this

[@kylequinn6695]

The customers are like military versions of Birdemic.

[@nickkemp8276]

Wow, those cutscenes were so cringy, I literally couldn't watch. I had to scroll down or facepalm during them.

[@somewackoonyoutube2449]

Those cutscenes are so cringeworthy 0_0 XD

[@The_Minds_Butterfly]

The fucking cutscenes. Omg.

[@real514]

This looks like a school project

[@pizzaowl1305]

Am I the only one that likes this and is not angry at this?

[@Nathan-Croft]

I need to forget this thing i dont call it a game has ever been made.I need to puke and being struck on head to fall unconscious and lose this part of my memory holy cluster fuck!

[@KOSHIFROMTHEROC]

I come back every year to see this masterpiece of a game I noticed it's really not made to be good lmao

[@KimulatorsFilms]

Instead of watching this every year, why not play our new games 😏

[@Specious_Seraphim]

does it have Kim Jong Un's seal of approval.

[@Deadsea_1993]

This is easily the worst game I've ever seen. The writing is abysmal and the acting is awful. When I heard the name, I thought it'd be a game where you played as Kim as a dictator and yet this wasn't much better. The writing is awful and even if Jesus acted like how he did in the Bible, he wouldn't need any help killing a dictator, he has control over life and death and so if he wanted to, he could snap his fingers and Kim would drop dead from a massive heart attack.

[@hihello9762]

Wow. The new Wolfenstein game looks excellent. Especially these high quality cut scenes.

[@sleepyespurr2922]

Jim Sterling did this and saw a bunch of their greenlight trailers and they're pretty much the same thing. It really looks like they are trying to get the same notoriety as Digital Homicide. To think people would be this determined, or rather depraved, and try to reach such an infamous title.

[@Paradox-v2x]

Comprehension? This game defines all the sense of logic.

[@MundMoriginal]

I tell you that, if Myazaki pops up to explain mechanics in Elden Ring, I'd allow it!

[@KimulatorsFilms]

I do invent the best gaming mechanics 😏

[@albertarias8233]

This video freezes because of how unoptimized it probably is. Other KZbin videos of this game show the footage running just fine even in game. The game isn't inning as the footage plays though.

[@albertarias8233]

btw the kimulator sequel is on greenlight and bmc's recent trailer has more likes than dislikes on it. Save us steam direct!

[@eduardovalentin9416]

13:56 is too relatable

[@jamespalmer5679]

Lol. I watch this video just for "OOMMMGGGGGG".

[@Kinnakeeter]

Am I the only one who sees the drawing of Homer Simpson in the main menu?

[@Riddarstolphe]

Kimulator is the best simulator. All hail our supreme leader!

[@N_Wah_]

what the fuck is going on

[@404User-Not-Found]

7:13 Boy that's a helmet... ...or he was using that Japanese tehnique of turning yourself into a tree.

[@NewRalfXing]

This game will make a run for its money with Hong Kong 97

[@TheJoker-jf9ey]

This is an embarrassment to all canadians ever.

[@thepie193]

jesus looks like a discount brutalmoose

[@FuryXDMGS]

3:35 I.... Im....

[@Dommifax]

That Jesus reminds me of Misha Collins.

[@maxvandervoorn1089]

the Fiverr jesus

[@Kinnakeeter]

BMC Studios, ladies and gentlemen, the company that makes Digital Homicide seem competent

[@KimulatorsFilms]

Indeed

[@Kinnakeeter]

@@KimulatorsFilms Oh OK, so you admit that you make shitty games on purpose, but just out of laughs, I'll watch this video again because everyone knows that you suck.

[@KimulatorsFilms]

@@Kinnakeeter I don't know that 🤷‍♂️

[@NiaSmores]

Not gonna lie, some of the Jesus scenes were kinda funny.

[@temmie621]

Great leader-ulator

[@sobelle109]

What the damn heck did i just watch

[@VAbel03]

This is so painful to watch

[@VAbel03]

The game not the vid

[@kitghost1]

improved since slingshot people

[@RaidenKaiser]

My reaction to this is....whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????????

[@MLondan]

Holy shit! That guy scared the crap out of me coming from no where! What kind of game is this that mixes real people with video game play? I hope someone is paying you big money to play these type of games and not go crazy.

[@ixthizzar]

I am honestly speechless.

[@Gene_Cousineau]

Come on its a satirical game.. Dont you get it. Nothing funnier than someone taking a joke game as a serious first person shooter.

[@ozzyoz3573]

idk y but for some reason I thought u had over 100k subs. I guess it's because I thought u deserve that much.

[@TraZox]

I mean the save load thing and the graphics it's because they made the game in gameguru and they used default stuff so ye