Dylan Moran on Russians - rus sub, eng sub (21.04.2013)

Dylan Moran on Russians - rus sub, eng sub (21.04.2013)

[@Greaves1047]

his Russian pronunciation is better than literally any Hollywoood actor ever

[@talastra]

Even better than the Russian ones?!?

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@talastra Um... I'm going to say yes and see what happens.

[@tehdreamer]

As a Russian living in UK I love this stand up. Dylan managed to poke at the stereotypes and bring out the Russian soul :)

[@shookstylez]

wow this guy breaks barriers. he honestly has so much respect for people.

[@kkiissssiikk]

I think it’s because he laughed at both sides. And, exposed misunderstanding.

[@toobasaurus23]

A bold effort to do what most comedians won't. Good on Dylan.

[@1mois100morts]

if you can make russians laugh in their own language .. you're good

[@JT-ho6rp]

Only the Irish can do that.

[@agnesbazsinka]

[@justabitofjunkie2595]

How do you "laugh in your own language"? What the bloody hell does that mean?!

[@MicroSamgg]

@@justabitofjunkie2595 [ laughs in Russian ] easy

[@user-co4hq7os4j]

@@USERNAMEfieldempty come ooooon :)

[@EmmiliaAlehno]

мне понравилось... много того, что вызывает улыбку... мой знакомый ирландец сказал: разница между русским и ирландцем в том, что по лицу ирладца никогда не поймешь, что у него в голове... а у русских ВСЁ написано на лице.... спасибо!

[@ThumbsHunter]

This is so true, I know many russian people and they are so damn straight forward and funny.

[@neithere]

Yes, we are. I mean, we are many. Not sure about the rest.

[@mirhovezmirhovez397]

Straight forward is the best identity of Russian people. I know it becouse I am.

[@fahadus]

Hate it when he walks off the stage. He always leaves at a high point. That lovely jerk!

[@SF_VIDEO]

Amazing, Moran has a wonderfull style. This blew me away!

[@kseniakurenysheva2608]

Гениально! Всё так! Особенно начинаешь это осознавать живя заграницей

[@andrewflow7033]

Широкий народ

[@gagarinspace]

How on eaith did Dylan manage to get it about Russians? The Russian in me goes hats off.

[@katoness]

Hes well read

[@arul20]

***** Is it a new trend to rent rooms to people and make them upset on purpose? That's what you meant by "crossing new boarders" right? Perhaps you meant cross breed new boarders..

[@arul20]

***** I was kidding man, chill. I love both these guys too :)

[@YaFunklord]

He does this all around the world. There's always strong and current background info to his jokes.

[@LynxSouth]

@edie sheridan borders*

[@Maxim89Il]

I'm Russian, and he absolutely nailed it. Hilarious!

[@ZgemboBeterovic]

Awesome! He just climbed to top 5 on my favourite stand-up comedians list

[@nickrykert2572]

If you have hulu check out his show it's called Black Books. Very funny!

[@sakuraninja9073]

What’s the other four?

[@ZgemboBeterovic]

@sakuraninja9073 ah, it was 7 years ago... Richard Pryor and George Carlin are GOAT. Bill Burr and Dave Chappell are my favorites from USA, Franky Boyle, Dara O'Brian, Dave Alen and Dylan Moran are best imho from England (even tough first one is from Scotland and other three are from Ireland :) ). Honorable mentions: Sean Lock, Don Rickles, Jimmy Carr, Norm Macdonald, Rodney Dangerfield, Ed Byrne...

[@sakuraninja9073]

@@ZgemboBeterovic haha thanks for the impressive list!!! Will check them out

[@memoryhero]

I don't want to talk about it. It doesn't matter. Not anymore. Well, only to me. It's too late for everything. Don't touch me.

[@tommywinehouse1742]

Love Russian women :D

[@captainanopheles4307]

They must have gin for blood.

[@frankcarrodus7543]

The man's in a league of his own...

[@VVolf_7]

Ахаха, nice =) А некоторые даже и не представляют насколько тонка была тема про суп, может даже и он не до конца догадывается. Разговор по душам это дело такое.

[@Shika7272]

точно-точно!

[@Thelaceless]

I love those Russian audience and their reactions

[@spaced6u]

And then the woman looks at me and says: >> What? [...] >> I'm a spy. >> You're a spy too. >> I know it. >> Work for us. >> Repeat what I say: >> I hate Tolstoy and Chekhov, I love Lady Gaga and donuts.

[@feralbluee]

spaced6u thanks so much for translating. really funny. :} Keep safe 🌷✨🌿🌸🌱🌼🌷

[@DirtyNumbAngelBoy91]

The Russians I've met have had a very similar sense of humour to the British.

[@andrewflow7033]

We luv dirty dart etc - sarcasm. But do not understand it from foreigners

[@ainurabazekenova7336]

He's soo funny. Very nice and kind words about Russians without propaganda. Believe me, what he' said it's true.

[@bigbaddwolff]

"without propaganda" ...What does that mean exactly?...without criticism?

[@bigbaddwolff]

@ jerry silverman The BBC rarely "criticizes" Russia. I know because I watch the channel. In the UK, right-wingers criticize the BBC for not being biased enough. It reports the news and gives both sides of every story. It has to be careful because Putin will withdraw its licence to report from/in Russia. It has reporters on the ground in Russia and they would also be in danger. How many Russian journalists have been murdered or attacked in Russia in the last 10 years? BTW I also get Russia Channel 1 and speak quite good Russian. My wife is Russian and I've been to Russia many times. What you've described in your comment also applies, if not more, to Russia. All the State channels spout subjective nonsense, and Russia is more xenophobic than almost any country on earth -- with laws against "foreign agents", and stupid talk about "fascism", "genocide" and "propaganda". So with respect, please don't lecture me about "propaganda". I have a mind of my own. Nowadays, "propaganda" is just a code word for "facts that I refuse to accept" and/or any criticism of Russia's actions in Krim and Donbass.

[@zloychechen5150]

bigbaddwolff oh come on, propaganda is not facts that we refuse to accept. it's an approach to delivery of information. and sometimes the information itself is not true. the bbc is probably one of the least guilty of the latter, but some of the american channels are. and you're absolutely right about, say, the russia24 channel and RT. i can't watch those, becaue they say putinputinputin/everythingisgreat/thewestsucks between the lines (and sometimes not even between), and it makes me sad that there are so many people who consume and really believe it.

[@bigbaddwolff]

+ zloychechen5150 I don't care about US channels, it's none of their damn business anyway, especially the loons at FOX. The current official Russian approach to the conflict in Donbass is known as "maskirovka" = denial and deception. I watch Russian Channel 1 and various European channels -- at least the European channels try to represent both sides of the conflict. Channel 1 is almost laughably biased.

[@zloychechen5150]

bigbaddwolff i don't even ever watch channel1 for the very reason one shouldn't at all consider it as a medium. it's a pool of shit for stupid people.

[@gringochucha]

I'd say the Russians are probably the best people in the world to have as your friends, and possibly the worst to have as your enemies.

[@simongiesa]

do not fuck with russia!!! btw i am german ^^

[@martinkeatings7126]

I'm married to a russian - I agree :-)

[@simongiesa]

Grim Looters deservedly :D

[@user-hb7px7xm3b]

+gringochucha yes we are

[@dbtez1212]

gringochucha Anything for the thumbs up!

[@BazColne]

Some interesting observations here. I've worked in Russia on and off over three decades and feel a lot of this rings true.

[@Nevereverie]

so spot on!!!

[@biswasa69]

Dylan can connect with anyone and despite his comments antagonises no one.

[@LittleMoths94]

I just can't wait for the next dvd of his to come out!

[@RantTherapist]

Intelligent comedy, I love it.

[@smecking]

Russians I've met here in the west are some of the coolest people. Their language is beautiful, their accented english is sexy and their women are hot.

[@MsMesem]

Yes but they want to serve you borscht all the time, you can only refuse by pain of death.

[@albatroce2324]

Halcyon I can only dream of someday meeting someone who wants to serve me borsch all the time.

[@obiwankennedy2149]

It's great to have one person from the west to talk about positive things about Russians. Media is paid to keep the pressure on them and the same time look America as the good guy.

[@annijasmin3725]

Right, get back to Infowars, boy.

[@danepotmo2513]

The difference between the US and Russia (there are many differences, but the main psychological difference) as far a people are concerned? Nobody likes Russia or the US...but Americans, simply, do not give a fuck. America's greatest strength (and its incorrectly perceived greatest weakness) is that it just does not give a fuck what anybody on earth thinks about. Russia is paranoid because you're ass backwards, and you resent it. You want to be liked, you have a hunger to know what people outside of Russia are thinking about you. America has never wasted a second of its existence contemplating how non-Americans might think about it. America doesn't have time for anyone, interest in anyone, reverence for anyone. America is sometime called the "leader" of the West, but it doesn't give a flying fuck about the rest of the West, is indifferent to the rest of the West. The US isn't ideologically connected to anyone...not fucking Canada, the UK...any of them. I'd say "fuck em" if I could ever be bothered to even think of them. The US is John Wayne....by itself, unconcerned with anyone but itself. It doesn't matter if the US is painted as the good or bad guy, it's the same fucking thing to us....meaningless.

[@andrewtucker94]

That's why America is crumbling.

[@flybeep1661]

@@danepotmo2513 Nice display, confirming what the world thinks of you jackasses: you're ignorant arrogant assholes. Btw, I'm not Russian. Thank god I'm not an American. Idiots, with a clown as president telling us all how good they are.

[@jaybrewster2475]

@@flybeep1661 "Would you like being told how to live?" That's rich coming from an american

[@TallinnTadgh]

wow Dylan, very brave to do a gig partially in another language. Pity that bit wasn't translated for us English numbskulls. Breaking down barriers with comedy, a much better idea would be hard to find.

[@feelbritishru]

Subtitles! Subtitles! Subtitles!

[@jezupercy3029]

@@feelbritishru there was a bit that the subs didn't work for

[@cato7778]

I've rarely been so impressed with a comedian.the reveal at the end where we discover he knows bit more Russian than we assumed, maximum respect...sound advice for life.one of the best ways to earn the respect of a culture is to atleast make a sincere effort to learn the language.even if it's only at an amateur level.the locals will appreciate it so much.especialy if ur a native English speaker because we rarely bother with other languages.its an unfortunate failing of Anglo-American culture.of course Dylan is Irish and from what I can tell, respect for other cultures is more common amongst the Celts

[@voranartsirisubsoontorn9010]

Was there for a few days and like the feeling.

[@VirtualBFFs]

Brilliant!!!!

[@RantTherapist]

His chuvak myjuk piece is perfect! HAHAHAHAHA

[@johnk.lindgren5940]

kiitos

[@1974Asha]

He does the same thing he does in the west and it translates, just funny observations in a v clever way! Nice one Dylan!!!

[@LadyAxe13]

My name is Natasha, but I am not Russian, yet he just described me when he described Russians! I love Dylan. He is brilliant!

[@woodjackson8424]

Brilliant as usual

[@goodmorning2570]

Brilliant! On spion, for sure.

[@taistelutomaatti]

I was expecting something similiar to "Whenever you listen to a German person speak all you can hear is: HitlerHitlerHitlerHitler"

[@D3athstroke]

+sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Stalin was Georgian not russian.

[@CarolSimion]

Wait. So it is called Österreich, which was supposed to mean "eastern realm" because it's the south of Germany. Right.

[@richardtickler8555]

austria wasnt annexed it just joined out of free will

[@fahadus]

That jokes already been made. Luckily, he hates repeating himself.

[@lizvlx]

@@richardtickler8555 nyet

[@mikesinclair7135]

Dylan Moran you are so wonderful

[@nadiamaslo8724]

Believe me, what he' said it's true.

[@Fleddies]

My god Dylan That;s amazing.

[@Cristinact]

"You like soup?"

[@alicecooper6248]

неплохие у него знания русского))

[@BenJones1127]

@@bergcalliente1248 ???????

[@0boo]

it's a tv show, when he was performing in a small theatre in moscow he had his wine and even smoked on stage - and was obviously pleased

[@antigraceful]

I'm a spy... you're a spy.. ... repeat after me... i don't like tolstoy... i love lady gaga... That's about all I could make out... I'm only on lesson четыре.

[@user-lu6to7pf8t]

I'm a spy and u r spy too. Let's work with us. Reapit after me. I hate Tolstoy and Chehov. I love Lady Gaga

[@BenJones1127]

You forgot the part about doughnuts too

[@erikarneberg11]

antigraceful YOU’RE ON LESSON FOUR?!?! With that damnable indecipherable Cyrillic alphabet, I couldn’t get past lesson adyin, never mind lessons dva or tre... maybe it’s the vodka that’s causing me such trouble- perhaps I’m not drinking enough of the stuff... Oh, well- das vydania, svetoulki!

[@feralbluee]

Наталья Бавлв spaceba! thanks for translating - it was really worth it. i’m a spy and you’re a spy, too. LOL :)

[@djfreakout]

It's hard enough doing stand up to an audience of native English speakers so credit to him.

[@raytracer2651]

Feel British . Ru , Dylan Moran is irish, in case you didn't know, calling an Irish man British is like calling a chechnyan a ruskie.

[@budhainme]

Wow, Bravo!

[@NatalieVasilyev]

Pretty accurate. Yes, you have to eat everything.

[@DenisUspeshny]

very true

[@sheppo]

I really wanna try that soup!

[@blackblurable]

I might as well come clean. I’m a spy. “You’re a spy, I’m a spy too.” Lol

[@dhenchy]

Wow, good man Dylan!

[@danieljhalab6775]

Tbh this applies to most Slavs this is just fucking great

[@AdequateStimulus]

Ах, как у Морана руки тряслись... Накануне наши,все-таки,одним стереотипом его попотчевали,похоже...

[@2degucitas]

All those young english speaking russian people.

[@LordJuzzie]

I think it is because immediately after making fun of what country is in, he makes fun of Ireland. its a clever way of working it.

[@Hawkeye19821]

juzt156 It's the Irish way. We are very cutting in our humour but bringing it back to ourselves and being equally cutting and over the top there makes it acceptable.

[@zztopz7090]

He wasn't making fun of Russians. He actually learned some things about them and made accurate statements. Its painfully obvious when people dont know what theyre talking about. He was harsher to Germany and the one about the French was just a plain caricature, but they were obvious jokes.

[@user-vn2hm9rt8g]

The first adequate description

[@FluuJFlug]

holy shit this is me!

[@thekickingninja]

He's a genius!

[@Liusila]

Well duh, it's quite a challenging gig, even if you're assured the audience understands your language, the cultures are vastly different. I'm glad he chose to talk about exactly that.

[@user-mm3qn1yy5t]

Уже поздно для всего .... Не трогай меня ... А ха ха ха. Обожаю его )))))

2:32 Yes, thank you.

[@ginger4bailey]

They can make an item they need out of anything they find around the house. And they are big and tall. They can and will eat everything put before them.

[@user-ze1tn1fu9j]

3:15 правда!

[@MrRoBayern]

Он же любит Россию) Хорошо, хоть покажет нашим стенд-аперам куда тянуться так сказать

[@ultra_crap]

I wonder how accurate this is...

[@rachcelmorley9711]

Genius

[@SuperEverton1974]

that was a tough one for him

[@JacobKind]

it has a subtitle option that translates it

[@Herfinnur]

Is there a full version out there? There is a cut at 4:24

[@burnettis1]

We here in post russia-ucrain 2022-march

[@vagramAU]

Yeah it's true I'm in Russia now

[@Cthylhy]

So i'm like 100% russian =) Of course, only a few people can speak foreign language as native speakers, but i'm pretty sure, that most of russians can speak english at understandable level =)

[@kdcyp]

On a side note, it’s nice to see that Jose Mourinho has regained his sense of humour!

[@Rexysub]

Я даже переоценил Россию. Согласно переписи населения 2010г, английским владеют ~7.6 млн жителей

[@Gonkawonga]

look forward the DVD and part II,III. I have great admiration at Russian, they love art and literature. We want more Russian here in HK, not Snowdens. Dylan Moran rules.

[@Allagi22]

accurate.

[@NatashaVasilets]

он прекрасен. точка.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

_Do you like soup?_

[@user-hm8wf2jf1h]

He’s Irish, not British. Please amend your title.

[@amandamearns2582]

English subtitles for the Russian please!

[@uvrate]

Bullshit. He did a couple of gigs here, in Russia, with the same stuff he did in other countries. People liked it. The cultures are definitely NOT vastly different. Why is he uncomfortalbe? Probably because it wasn't a great audience -- half of them were just extras, so there was no proper respond to what he said (although it is very funny and true :) By the way, even in UK Dylan doesn't participate much in this kind of TV shows -- it could be confusing as well.

[@bec9255]

How great does he look in specs? Woo.

[@cesc819]

I wish I knew what he was saying towards the end, but I don't speak Russian :( Judging by the reactions it's hilarious

[@rybkabananka9695]

дата очень важна, конечно

[@clumsiii]

what does "Hello WA!" mean? @spaced6u

[@Rexysub]

Я просто смотрю по сторонам. Даже среди молодежи англоязычных не так уж и много

[@Galina100500]

"uralskie pelmeni" are my favourite.for example v=p0gvdD3-zTU. It has english subs, but subs are pretty bad. v=657KW5esMtw is one of the best. Unfortunately they cut out the fragment where maniac and boy started to laugh themselves. this fragment is here v=Vd80Ikp3sPU.

[@zolgrish712]

When you only want to talk to someone about your problems and your done doing it and they start speaking about theirs but don't wanna hear about theirs 2:06

[@sergebabich]

Что-то там, похоже, вырезали...

[@sergebabich]

А оригинал есть?

[@SuperEverton1974]

ye he def is

[@mikhailkukaev3774]

Это что, Женек Сидоров на 4:44?)

[@barbaricviking]

Oooh, what does he say, in Russian, at the end? :)

[@puffin51]

Is "Tolstova" and "Chehova" the same as what in English are generally given as "Tolstoy" and "Chekhov"?

[@elenaigumnova9273]

Yes (names ended with "a" because of a different grammar form or something like that)

[@kittykat20071233]

Yes. Google "grammatical case" if you're interested.

[@barbaricviking]

Thank you!! ^_^

[@kto_ya_blyat_suka]

He says: "I'm a spy. And you're a spy, too. Work for us! Repeat after me: "I hate Tolstoj and Chekhov. I love Lady Gaga. And doughnuts!"

[@Herfinnur]

What do the two words mean that he uses to describe the two types of russian men?

[@feelbritishru]

Subtitles! Subtitles! Subtitles!

[@bshthrasher]

He said "muzhik" which basically means a hard working man or a real man, and "choovak" which is the Russian for dude.

[@DeepHauz13]

their left hand is a blender or a hook lololol

[@elenaerdman8991]

а как бы ее узнать, шутку?

[@Ribadi1]

Well if you think with stupid stereotypes created by western media - it's understandble why you think it's dangerous profession. But it's actually a lot of russian comedians and they russians love political jokes.