The Purge is a mess (just like my life)

[@АрюнаЦыбикова-щ1к]

Dylan: “I want someone dead in the first 3 minutes” Also Dylan: “Can maybe we slow down with the murder?”

[@JohnSmith47534]

Careful what you wish for

[@ileroma1637]

He always wants murder, when he finally gets it he freaks😂

[@bellale-shamalamadingdong418]

XD literally

[@fd3]

Every Purge film besides the first one was good. You unfortunately watched the *worst* Purge film. The second Purge film, Purge Anarchy, *is a MASTERPIECE!!!!*

[@xsargantxshaftx7997]

@@fd3 personally hated it

[@HannahSnickers]

Okay but imagine trying to kill someone and failing and you have to see them at work the next day. Awkward.

[@tanita6234]

That's why they use masks lol

[@lets.get.intoit.]

Dylan made me think, though... Next morning several of your colleagues are dead and now you have to 1) mourn them and 2) re-distribute responsibilities/re-hire. And this happens once a year. Nah

[@suprea107]

@@lets.get.intoit. Just write on your resume "has survived the purge for more than 3 years"

[@hirvale]

@@suprea107 Forget college, that will get you hired everywhere. And it also means no one has had the urge to kill you which means you are a fun person to be around.

[@gunmins]

isnt that the plot of the tv show? idk i forgot the whole thing it was terrible

[@cherhamish6256]

And this is why you don’t tell a kid passwords to anything!

[@seema7973]

ikr

[@Ambi1021]

Exactly!!

[@thelittleunicorn6196]

yeah, kids remember the stuff that you really want them to forget or not notice but all the important things like manners and rules just go in one ear and out the other smh

[@michellecapps3822]

This is what passwords are for lol!!

[@aaliyahmaynard6611]

I'm happy he let him in because if you think about it yes it was Charlie's fault for the first round of people but the neighbors we coming anyways and the family would be dead if it wasn't for the man he let in. so if you think about it charlie is part of the reason they were attacked but also why they were saved. Just saying.

[@hazbinwyatt9844]

We need a "Purge: The Day After" to show how awkward the next day is

[@LadyVenVen]

Isn’t that like the last movie?

[@hazbinwyatt9844]

@@LadyVenVen it should be

[@LadyVenVen]

@@hazbinwyatt9844 I mean the last movie that came out. The forever purge.

[@hazbinwyatt9844]

@@LadyVenVen idk I haven't watched it

[@brigiish]

There's a Purge tv show and the second season starts in the last hour of the Purge and talks about the next days

[@rascal342]

In the Purge, I’d pull a Peeta and camouflage myself into a random tree in the woods. Good luck finding me, I’m a tree.

[@fabra1122]

I love that word invention “pulling a Peeta” lol An great idea by the way

[@daniellemhall1358]

Yep solid plan.

[@justaperson5677]

With the amount of fires probably set, that's not too safe either (though it's a lot safer than going into the streets asking for shelter, so...)

[@princesslulu5795]

The Half-Blood Queen yeah but who’s gonna waste time randomly setting fires in the woods when you can loot stores, steal cars, and kill your enemies? Sounds like a dumb waste of time so it’d probably be the safest if you lacked a secure shelter

[@rascal342]

The Half-Blood Queen maybe I would pick a tree next to water then.

[@gracerose2549]

"if i dont see someone die in the first 3 minutes, i might just stop" *3 seconds into movie someone is shot* they heard your threats dylan and they came in with something even better!

[@ana_stysh]

Grace Rose i

[@x_sofetch_x8868]

If the purge was real breaking into Area 51 would actually be smart

[@astralbodyody]

The guards will still shoot you though. Unless you have like an endless amount of people I guess

[@neurotic-P]

x_sofetch_x I believe they said in one of the movies that government facilities aren’t affected by the Purge, so unfortunately still illegal ✌️😔

[@lovleylisa2394]

𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚

[@laliclaudesol2350]

I'm the 666th like and l like that!

[@Noobmaster-nn4sm]

Unleash the kyles!!

[@doesthisIookinfected]

Bruh idk why everyone goes straight to killing each other. I'd be stealing all the iPads and stuff from Walmart or sum

[@bxtchyqueen1687]

But if the purge was real all the big companies would ship their goods internationally

[@jessicamclachaln2053]

SAMEEEE

[@Ally-lo2go]

In the movie The First Purge everyone was just stealing shit but the government wanted them to kill the lower class people so they hired ex military people to do it and it just evolved into everyone killing each other

[@cloudburst98]

I'd be stealing boxes of mcnuggets from McDonald's

[@trizkin6735]

@@Ally-lo2go but why kill the lower class ? When basically those are the people who are making the upper class richer like dont rich people need employees ?

[@gracegalley786]

Dylan’s love-hate relationship with Disney is what I live for 😂

[@katie2473]

I think it’s more of a hate relationship

[@avianareid2332]

It's what everyone lives for

[@issyissy4626]

@@katie2473 no way lol, he lowkey enjoys them Disney movies

[@penelopeabreu4083]

Omg is that an annabeth Chase i see in your profile pic

[@katie2473]

Issy Issy true, except for the Princess Protection Program lol

[@MandiM94]

Did it not bother anyone else that the girl was still in her school uniform as the purge starts? Like girl, get into some jeans or something...

[@sharnagrayson9649]

Or legging something 😭🤣

[@laurenc4138]

yes!!! I haven’t seen the actual movie but I couldn’t figure out if it was some weird ass fashion choice because it was unfathomable to me she wouldn’t have gotten into shorts or leggings and a tshirt 2.8 seconds after getting home. I used to wear those soffee shorts and a tank top under mine so I could take it off as soon as I got in the the car to go home lol

[@joeypotter6051]

Literally the least realistic part of the movie was that she was still wearing her school uniform (and her tie!) the whole way through

[@arigraceagb]

more like sweatpants

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

I used to go to private school before I transferred, and honestly I just forgot to change most of the time. I was too lazy.

[@langtonmwanza6689]

this is my new favorite way of watching movies

[@modenavigationprivee1227]

Same dude

[@juliabenincosa9066]

Haha yea I’m way to scared to watch this by myself but with commentary it’s fine

[@dakota1315]

Ikr it's just so much better

[@dakota1315]

@@juliabenincosa9066 exactly.

[@katiematkowski7478]

Tbh SAME. Also, Dylan is amazing to watch with. He was meant for this

[@amityislandchum]

The Purge has a really interesting backstory. The writer/director came up with the idea after his wife got really pissed in traffic one day and said, "What if everyone was allowed one legal murder a year?" She felt really terrible after that, because she's a super nice person and never gets angry like that. But naturally, her husband (James DeMonaco) took the idea and ran with it. The film was super low budget, since he was a complete unknown at the time. Blumhouse was also still just an indie film studio. This is why it's a home invasion movie and barely explores the purge at all. Ethan Hawke agreed to star for a very low salary, because he was friends with DeMonaco. Having that kind of star power gave the film more credibility and drew in bigger audiences. Since the film was a surprise hit, the next movie was able to have a much larger budget and actually go out into the purge world. And as we know, it turned into a whole franchise. Oh, and Ethan Hawke also took a cut of the profits from this film since he was getting such a small salary, so it ended up being his most lucrative role ever!

[@kiiltochii1607]

The idea of the movie was great but unfortunately the movie was absolute utter shit This is propably on the same level as Prometheus and The Predator in dissapointment

[@Dingooose]

@@kiiltochii1607 ikr. 90% of the movie was people walking around the house with a flashlight and the couple making out. Not fun to watch.

[@uthskid]

wow thank you for this, I always wondered why they never explored the world of the purge outside of the house. so glad they were able to do that in the following movies.

[@savannahpendergrass5110]

But like... Go on vacation? If the purge is just in America, pack up the fam and road-trip-it to Canada. This is a movie full of rookie mistakes.

[@2turg_2furious]

Savannah Pendergrass as long as you leave before the purge starts you should be good

[@madwildocean03]

@@2turg_2furious I'd leave a day or two before and come back a few days after it's finished. By then they'll have cleaned up all the mess and bodies and damaged buildings and whatnot

[@m_santana608]

@@madwildocean03 smart smart

[@alizeica519]

Most people in America can't afford to to take yearly vacations... Like I know maybe 1-2 families that can afford it...

[@AAA310]

@@alizeica519 fuck it im driving to canada and sleeping in my car then lmao

[@sunflower3352]

The next day Bob: "oh hey billy, nice shotgun you last night! too bad your aim was off just a tad bit." Billy: "oh yeah! no worries mate, i'll make sure to hit ya right dead center next year!" Bob: "i'll be lookin' forward to it. whadya say about a movie night tonight?" Billy: "hell yeah! wanna watch that new dora movie?"

[@ellie77]

underrated comment.

[@kaylar.6437]

😂

[@lillyfeilke7076]

😂😂😂 or : (shit im about to see her...why was my aim so baaddeee...oh there she is) OH HeY KaREnN, hoW are YoU😅

[@pomegranatebeetle1533]

hi stay 😔

[@imgowrinair]

Dora movie 😂😂😂

[@hannahyokoyama149]

I love watching Dylan predict plots whether he's right or wrong

[@cabby3891]

saaame

[@elisegarcia1813]

i get so angry when he guesses the whole movie ahead in the first ten minutares though 😭

[@radhiadeedou8286]

He predicted the big twist within the first 5 minutes

[@alexiscarrasco7461]

The saddest thing is that I do the exact same thing and that's why no one watches movies with me

[@radhiadeedou8286]

@@alexiscarrasco7461 why do people do that? What's the point? Are you trying to prove how smart you are? It doesn't work, it's just annoying

[@Dani_Fwog]

Can i just say that the alarm for the purge is freaking scary? 😫

[@olijovelmacdonald]

It sounds like the emergency alarm we have in Canada. It makes me jump out of my skin everytime there's freezing rain.

[@BobSmith-pl6sm]

That used to be sound my school used for the bell between classes. Gave me a heart attack the first time I heard it.

[@sushi595]

You know what’s scarier? Apples alarm. That shot gives me a heart attack everytime I hear it

[@daniel_3221]

Yh fr I had dreams and I just woke up hearing it a few times

[@linah1998]

@@olijovelmacdonald same in Germany but here it‘s the fire service‘s alarm. It get‘s tested every first Saturday of the month… always a charm to hear it

[@sparkle_jumprope_queen6097]

If the purge were a real thing honestly I feel like everyone would just rob Gucci or the grocery story

[@omarholder9036]

If the purge was a real thing, anyone NOT robbing the Government for all their worth is doing it all wrong.

[@apiratestolemyleftkidneyhe5507]

I definitely would.

[@charlietrelawney6867]

Barns and noble

[@Cowboy_Carter06]

@@charlietrelawney6867 My kind of person. Or books a million. Barnes and noble books are WAY to high.

[@icebear4750]

File tax fraud...

[@galacticbong9111]

"You can't drop a nuke during the purge? Is it even worth having a purge?"

[@uselesscomputer5767]

What's funny is nuclear weapons is considered a Class 4 weapon in the United States. "Class IV Weapons - The last and highest class of Weapons, sometimes referred to as Class 4, covers what the NFA calls, Destructive Devices or DD's. Destructive Devices are bombs, grenades, nuclear weapons, flame throwers, dynamite, rocket launchers, tanks, Javelin Missile Launcher, Harrier Jets, and so on and so forth."

[@kiarahall6670]

So nobody’s gonna mention how the black guy actually stays alive throughout this whole movie 👏🏽👏🏽

[@vasilikipappas1623]

if you've seen the others you'll realize the magnitude and influence it plays later on

[@anapimentel1934]

I have seen every purge movie multiple times and only now, reading these comments, i realized its the same person in every movie

[@SwearWerdDebris]

Ana Pimentel WHY, because every Black guy looks alike???👀👀👀 Lmao jk

[@arianapadilla9351]

Too bad he dies 2 movies later

[@kiarajohnson5978]

Ikr like WE WON PEOPLE

[@eleo215]

I’d be robbing Barnes and Noble, those mangas be expensive

[@chrisj8244]

Same

[@lilywilson5344]

ohayo porco

[@Peeplii]

Yeah I'd go in an collect as much Jojo as I could. One book is like 30$ Canadian

[@muffinator1239]

I'd bee robbing B&N too. Those hardbacks are expensive AF.

[@greencloudfart]

FR LMFAOO

[@mody250]

People are dying and stuff getting stolen Dylan : who cleans up ? Dylan asking the obvious questions.

[@cookieunicorn2515]

How come there’s so many people killing? I would assume around 20 people would be murderers while everyone else would be stealing

[@sophiewang396]

it would probs start like that, but then two ppl would try to rob one store and then kill each other over the goods.

[@mariecarmen4921]

Sophie Wang yup 💯

[@Chibbykins]

@@sophiewang396 Right. Plus the smart, patient murderers might wait a year or two to see what people could really get away with. Then by year three or four or whatever they're like 'cool, I'm still not in jail, this Purge thing is legit'. And just go apeshit.

[@hisoka4671]

I’d be stealing everything in sight 😂

[@kaleidoscopeuniverse8880]

Loot gang

[@lxxxm]

“Your cookies SUCKED.” lmaoo would have honestly been a perfect ending

[@leilamoh878]

Dylan: There better be a murder on the first three minutes Movie: nothing but murder for three minutes Dylan: yikes. Maybe we could slow it down with the murder?

[@reganwolf4405]

😆👌🏼

[@emilybradham8151]

If the purge was real, I would go on a bomb-ass vacation (Barbados?) and then file my taxes (incorrectly) so that the government ends up paying me😂

[@emilybradham8151]

Verynn YES!😂

[@eliascrooker7773]

@Verynn A what?

[@ahleenah]

@@eliascrooker7773 Film Herald did a video about how to beat the purge (by going on vacation and filing your taxes (incorrectly) so that the government ends up paying you :laughingemoji: )

[@Inanicaable]

@Taylor DeRoller well thats still the US soooo

[@Framlii]

The purge is only in USA. If you are in Barbados you can’t participate so you would commute tax fraud.

[@obiwankenobi687]

I love how if you just randomly have a heart attack or a genuine medical emergency on purge night you’re just supposed to die

[@maxrubyluckyroxy6171]

*"i wanna see a death in the first 3 minutes"* The movie: bet

[@missserenity1090]

It’s only death

[@adriachaves1767]

“Don’t touch me, you’re not my brother” 16:32. I spit out my water 😂😂😂 best reference EVER!!!!

[@Noname-ut7sh]

What reference is that from

[@_Favvy___]

@@Noname-ut7sh I think game of thrones

[@aliciaperez111103]

Dylan: "is that man playing with a yo-yo? bro it's purge night" me: "what the- let him play with his yo-yo!"

[@marisandoso]

the yo-yo man just kept ... yo-ing

[@anisa7591]

@@marisandoso lol!

[@Crick1952]

"Why you have two ketchups? This is why people want to murder you!" - Dylan, 2019

[@divadon4705]

I love how Dylan’s like “did you just kiss with mask on” meanwhile in 2020 lol. I’m bingeing all his videos and they are giving me life

[@laurahabiba9261]

How to survive the purge: Go on a vacation to a foreign country where they don’t have the purge. Come back after. There u go

[@larahuld9377]

Laura Habiba how to survive the purge: Move away from fucking America.

[@Golden_lol]

Laura Habiba what if u broke?

[@gvvnn9306]

Caroline Mae there’s literally a homeless guy in the movie so idk about that

[@laurahabiba9261]

Golden Trap if u broke... If u are broke then u swim into the middle of a large lake. Get one of those tubes so that u can breathe under water, and hope that no one is out on their boat.

[@isisaqui5288]

In the next movies they get more into the real issue: most people that die, aren't rich, aren't the ones that can actually go on a vacation. The real affected are the poor people that can't afford going on a vacation every year.

[@Nightyhera]

If the purge is real Dylan will come after Disney

[@fujosi4464]

Dylan: I want someone dead in the first 3 minutes *first scenes are about people getting murdered* also Dylan: Can we maybe slow it down with the murder?

[@mheners]

You an idiot: Purge Night Me an Intellectual: Yo-Yo time

[@southern-stylesugardoll682]

All the GOT references killed me. 'Don't touch me. You're not my brother.' 🤣

[@sadisticwinter8354]

SAME. I burst out laughing. same with "don't fuck with Cersei who has 2 guns, POW POW, See ya later, Ned Stark"😂

[@claireb3004]

I was looking for this comment!

[@elizabethsalazar7633]

"Ohh thanks I thought you were just moving your mouth to breathe" 😂😂😂

[@unicornilluminati9019]

The thing with poverty going down is that the poor are being killed during the Purge

[@fictionlover2064]

Or robbing stores and other people and living off that money for a year!

[@blahblah-we6dw]

Yeah any homeless people are the equivalent of bait dogs to sick people.

[@kathyb6080]

so i would dide

[@lolarose8973]

yes! because the rich people either go on vacation or have ridiculous home security systems

[@megib901]

@@lolarose8973 yeah and you can't even kill politicians so it ain't any worth

[@KaL1806]

The plot actually isn't that bad, because the thing about "crime going away cause of purge" is what the bad guys in this movie say. What they really do is killing the poor people who are more likely to do crimes because the poor people can't protect themselves. When u think about it, it's actually a pretty good concept. The Movie i mean...not the Purge.

[@Axterix13]

Not really. The concept is pretty stupid. What's the first thing you do as a community in the face of the Purge? You band together. That right there pretty much rules out any disorganized attempt to get you. Furthermore, anyone out prowling has to worry about others out prowling, as well as a "shoot first, the questions don't matter" rifle shot from a window. So you'd get some targeted murders, where people wait until this day and then go for their target because they believe it is worth the risk. Could be for revenge, could be to get rid of a rival, an ex, and so on. Mind you, I could see two gangs going after each other on Purge night. After all, if there is a large group of people moving together, well, you aren't going to take a shot at them by your lonesome. And they have incentive to wipe each other for turf wars. But keep in mind that they'd adapt pretty quickly as well, and in most areas, probably have a truce on Purge night. For the rest, mostly a few wackos would be out and about. You'd get a hell of a lot of domestic murders, though. Don't eat anything that isn't in a sealed package on Purge night. Especially among the wealthier who don't want to pay alimony/split the wealth.

[@KaL1806]

@@Axterix13 It's a movie dude

[@craigyeah1052]

@@KaL1806 You can't try to justify this dumbass idea and then when someone else proves you wrong say "it's a movie dude" Yeah, it's a movie, so stop trying to justify it if you're gonna take that stance. Yeah sure, poor people commit more crimes for obvious reasons, but most of the ones committing crimes can and will protect themselves. I could only imagine crime going up because of all the revenge out there.

[@angelsunemtoledocabllero5801]

Agree but they dont explore it in that way until the sequels, is a good concept bad developed at least in the first film.

[@windofzephyr6752]

@@angelsunemtoledocabllero5801 I mean, the first movie was extremely low budget, then ended up being huge hit so it makes sense they were able to do better in the ones after

[@annalia1168]

"You can't drop a nuke during the purge?" "Is it even worth having a purge?"

[@boygenius4ever]

-Dylan, 2019

[@Kasiarzynka]

That escalated quickly.

[@liveinluv]

Dylan: *sees two bottles of ketchup* "You have two bottles of ketchup in the fridge, this is why people wanna murder you" "The unopened ketchup, you dont have to preserve that" 😂😂

[@shaimayamine1256]

Me having 3 bottles in the frige right now and I don't even like ketchup that much... :)

[@Diaablex]

Dylan: I know the premise of this movie *gets distracted* Dylan again: I know the premise of this movie *makes a joke* Dylan for the third time: I kNoW tHe PrEmIsE oF tHiS mOvIe

[@niahri1e]

Imagine what Phineas and Ferb invented for purge or simply just how they’ll handle it omg-

[@feedmespagetti141]

I think they’d make the roller coaster in the first ep into a death coaster

[@bluwu5488]

Dylan: if I don’t see someone die in the first 3 minutes, I’ll just stop. The Purge: GIVE ME MY GUN

[@AngelHxze]

J.J. N 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaguilar8398]

*GIVE ME MY GUN

[@sheyennebeach9766]

He's gotten his pent up frustration that's been building since the elephant scene in Bratz out finally at least X'D X'D X'D. His blood lust has been getting a little high.

[@natascha1407]

dylan predicting the whole movie for 27 minutes straight

[@averyhargrove4054]

The purge in Wisconsin would literally be nothing. Worst case scenario, some liquor is stolen.

[@yasminnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Avery Hargrove Lmao, same thing in Minnesota. Most are too polite here it would just be nonstop apologizing.

[@nosyrballeb]

maybe even a few more drunk drivers than normal

[@valkyrie7304]

here in colorado itd be just a few more underage stoners smoking on rooftops

[@maxedits4919]

No wait hunting on other people’s land 🤣

[@trinityysophialynn]

I literally forgot aNY of the states in these replies existed-

[@saraseehusen5218]

No one is gonna talk about how QUEEN MARY is in this movie

[@ExilePrincess03]

I WAS WONDERING WHY SHE WAS SO FAMILIAR. Thank you for your contribution to society 🙏🙏🙏

[@amritadavies2439]

Noticed it right away 🤣

[@julia-eu8xo]

@Pro Semite no

[@miajean4451]

for real i had to pause and look at her real quick cause i haven’t seen this movie in YEARS and had no idea she was in this

[@seungcheolswife]

or kora from teen wolf

[@dawnielleheath6728]

I would hit up Barnes and Noble during the purge

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

Same. Like if someone tries to stop me from getting free books, *I ain't the one getting murdered.*

[@julianna9020]

Dawnielle Heath felt that

[@karalynprincipe345]

Same or hot topic

[@derraiepatterson8043]

The bank

[@thelifestruggleisreal]

Pet Smart

[@wdev2473]

That Fifty Shade of Grey extract had me screaming 😂😭

[@hannah-js7wr]

W Devarieux omg yes 😂

[@nadiavanessak]

I've been on a binge of your videos, and I've never heard someone say "Dog" so much in my life. Still subscribed though

[@Mermaidqueenofthesea]

Nadia Vanessa and dude lol 😂 still subscribed as well

[@Amari37-x1o]

Yup🤣🤣

[@natkuhn8316]

MOOD

[@Lolzakiyah]

Nadia Vanessa I never even noticed that

[@urlocal.antisocial]

@Ciara Burke yup

[@samuelmackey7081]

I love how literally every question he asked was answered later on in the series. That's some great long-term storytelling.

[@craigyeah1052]

"Why the hell do they have two bottles of ketchup in their fridge?"

[@AngelHxze]

"I want death!" (Gets death) "That's a bit much"

[@emzyyxy]

No one at all: ... Absolutely no one: ... Dylan: SCREAMOSAURUS

[@entertain7us148]

my sexual orientation is Dylan recognising that crime is a symptom of socioeconomic struggle, not some innate human desire for violence ❤️

[@robinpreston5358]

Aside from rapes, child abuse, domestic violence, sexual abuse

[@robinpreston5358]

There is also homophobia and transphobic related beatings and murders

[@entertain7us148]

Robin Preston true. And homophobia and transphobia are socioeconomic phenomena - ie people are taught to hate trans and gay people, it’s not a natural thing.

[@entertain7us148]

Robin Preston all of those crimes are products of environment, and they are far more common when poverty is involved.

[@robinpreston5358]

entertain7us14 pedophiles and rapists can come from all walks of life. Brock Turner was a wealthy white boy, Ted Bundy was a well off man, plenty of pedophiles and human traffickers are wealthy beyond your imagination.

[@isabellaashby1887]

watching scary movies with dylan is the only way i can power thru them😭

[@CocoDay]

*this is the only way i can watch a scary film:* watching someone else watch it while hiding out in the comments :)

[@avianareid2332]

Exactly what I'm doing

[@banditoburrito9719]

Dead meat is a good way to watch horror movies like that 😂

[@HaHaHaLMFAOtv]

I basically only pay attention to what Dylan is saying 😂

[@ilijaj3]

That is how i watched Bird Box

[@fenris668]

Coco Day literally me😂😂😂

[@fernandacampo5080]

The purge: “hey, over here, we’re gonna kill a bunch of people” Dylan: “why the hell they have tow bottles of ketchup on their fridge?”

[@meganlouiseo]

‘I don’t trust this dude, he was growlin before it was weird’ My new favourite thing you’ve ever said

[@stargirlpng]

i swear the only time i can watch scary movies is with dylan. he just makes everything funny-

[@jonathandeeter]

Nobody: Boyfriend: RAWR XD

[@micahadamson4309]

Dylan's basically financing Disney at this point.

[@BioshockChar]

Hello fellow Ravenclaw (with the proper house picture)

[@elizajanegoodrich8878]

Girlfriend: I love you Boyfriend: Rawr XD

[@monimoo88]

Eliza Jane Goodrich I once dated a guy who had a tick or something that caused him to literally say rawr like all the time. It was so weird

[@karadavis5598]

“I was actually legitimately excited to see this family get eradicated. Not in like a dark way...” gotta love Dylan’s commentary

[@JaiBird]

The purge with a Disney logo in front of it. I can't handle this😂

[@Sam-gv7zx]

As a 16 year old, I thought the villain was super attractive. As a 21 year old, I still think he’s super attractive. But not as attractive as you, Dylan. Never

[@miguelbengochea4247]

Me too

[@witcherlynesenat703]

Ikr. And his eyesss

[@lisazoria2709]

Creepy attractive I guess. Lol

[@zombiegaby]

Can immigrants come "illegally" into the states during the purge?

[@jahvuh5956]

and i oop

[@waynedeolival8778]

If they want to be shot at by the 'Patriots' sure they can...

[@ioana8811]

my thoughts exactly

[@xhariaanderson]

@Verynn But all crime is legal ? Wdym

[@xhariaanderson]

@Verynn lol

[@auroradeister9314]

The most heartbreaking part about this movie is that even after all the pain they’ve put him through the homeless guy still wants them to give him up to save their family He’s too nice 😔

[@wheattmealls]

why do I have a very big feeling that Dylan wouldn’t survive the purge

[@milkman8467]

*strong

[@gauriphadanavis8345]

It's like... He Wouldn't Get even a scratch on him .... Or .... HE Dies the second Purge Starts...😂😂😂😬

[@ImaginarySandra]

Cause he’s poor

[@NoxyRae]

@@ImaginarySandra Because Disney took all his money? 😁

[@readstoomuch2070]

@@NoxyRae EXACTLY! Disney is the reason Dylan will die in The Purge! 😭

[@piano_viol]

- I want someone dead in the first three minutes *3 minutes later* - Can we slow down with the murder?!!!

[@Charlotte-hd3he]

movie: kills innocent people for no reason Dylan: bUt ArE tHeY iNsUrEd??

[@problemstube7266]

Only thing people will think about after purge is insurance.

[@robertpresley1503]

Man, those expensive "security systems" don't really do shit. They can literally be torn down in a minute.

[@problemstube7266]

Yeah that is another flaw......i thought there would be atleast some rinforced concrete room or basement something.

[@joasia1330]

“She can’t relax she’s got the night king after her” “yea get that workout Cersei. Ya gotta conquer Westeros later” 💀😂🖤

[@Kasiarzynka]

Get yourself a significant other who is gonna love you the way Dylan loves his GoT jokes

[@Glitch.error4c4]

dont forget "he's gonna kill his wife...and claim the iron throne for himself"

[@lenaoertel5417]

15. Fifteen references to Game of thrones: Westeros Night king Iron throne Ned Stark The Starks Mention of the "shame walk" Mention of the "Lannister twincest" And 8x Cersei I expected more

[@mariamortiz3916]

Lena Oertel the “dont touch me ur bot my brother” too 😂😂😂

[@artgirl3210]

When you're too scared to watch the movie yourself, so you watch Dylan watch it instead 😂

[@HouseMDaddict]

Legit same!

[@aleniaamusic]

So scary is the movie I don’t know why is it in the genre horror? 🙈

[@makennatyles2145]

y'know what I always thought about this concept? They have a day to do whatever crime they want, with no repercussions. But crimes aren't always solved the day of, so they could just all get arrested the day after cuz they commit a crime that's illegal there, regardless of the day it was performed on. Otherwise, somebody's excuse for murdering someone could be "no I did it on purge day" so long as there's no evidence it wasn't. They say all crime is legal on this day, but they never said that the crimes are just forgotten about afterwards, so technically they could all just be arrested the next day. With this in mind, this could've been the first purge as a new concept idea to the public, but it could end with them eradicating everyone who performed to make the community "safer" since they got rid of everyone who would willingly commit murder when given the opportunity.

[@craigyeah1052]

Aha that'd be a dick move, government.

[@Saaaaaaraaa]

I didn't expect Screamosaurus at the end but it was a good suprise! 😂

[@ortiznatalia513]

"We still have the arm" 😂 I love those fake scenarios Dylan comes up with

[@tehribbons1192]

He needs to make a movie xD

[@adriachaves1767]

It’s Purge night. There are better things to do than play with a yo-yo 😂

[@prietaguadalupe8394]

“It seems like Dallas had the most participates..” Me who lives in Dallas: 👁👄👁 I’m now scared for life.

[@abigailcruz8011]

Yeah no Texas is the worst place to be during the purge. Have you seen the Forever Purge?

[@marykyork]

“You got to hide in the ceiling” perfect spot Dylan

[@katrinas895]

"you needed a new nose anyways, Karen" LMAOOO GIRL I-

[@lisandram731]

Dylan:no I trust this dude (Guy walks out of frame one second later) Dylan: I don’t trust this dude no

[@iisuperstarii7310]

01:36 tbf they sorta explained that by saying that the purge ends up killing mostly poor people. So less poor people -> less need to rob -> less robbings. The idea of a purge is still idiotic, but at least they didn't go at it with that huge plot hole.

[@alondraramirez4668]

5:50 Dylan’s outburst about the 2 bottles of ketchup is pure gold. 😂 And the Title is amazing “The Purge is a mess (just like my life)” tastefully self deprecating 👏😌. Also, he needs to watch the rest of them. Anarchy and Election year. 😤

[@theresa0]

love watching 2 hour long movies through you in 30 minutes bc i don't have the attention span for them and i don't ACTUALLY want to see them, but through your video i kind of get the general gist. plus you're really entertaining, so thank you!

[@problemstube7266]

So you don't like movies but you like movies.

[@dinner_and_diatribes]

Yeah this way I don’t have to watch shitty movies I can just watch Dylan watching the movie hahaha

[@RebeDrawsStuff]

I'm afraid to say this but Dylan now you have to watch the whole Purge saga. Maybe is not a well-constructed universe but each movie has some interesting elements once you check them out. I personally liked The Purge: Election Year a lot.

[@jessicadragan437]

The first purge is super sexy

[@svensklyricss]

The Purge Anarchy is my favorite out of the four of them, I actually really like these movies :’)

[@georgiaharalampidou4205]

He should do the purge tv show as well, I really liked it

[@change_my_mind9891]

I think the first movie is the worse of em all

[@madisonanderson2851]

Rebe Draws Stuff yesssssssssssssss

[@Rose-ur7jd]

I'd just be hittin' up all the clothing stores. I've been needing a new wardrobe for a while.

[@kcrrig]

never felt so proud as to be apart of the early trouble makers gang 😭

[@elza6195]

dylan uploading makes me so happy its insane

[@jaym5867]

Dylan in every movie he watches: "What if he/she kills him/her? Can we please have that?" Dylan during the first 3 minutes of this movie: "Can we slow down with the murder please?"

[@sebastianfuller]

Okay, but imagine if The Purge was really a Disney film lol

[@bananawal8215]

We might just get to see Iron man kill Snow-white

[@goodgirlwilliams158]

They'll be so many people breaking out into song lol

[@ashleyzike773]

That would be scary

[@soup4942]

The killer starts singing about killing the family

[@fiorellagarcia3840]

@@bananawal8215 Tony would never XD

[@isobelprior4499]

6:28 'imagine he just smashes her head into the table' me: 'well SOMEONE gets their head smashed into the table later'

[@gabyy21laverde]

Like the whole issue with crime vs income inequality and the truth behind the purge is explained better on the second movie (which, in my opinion is the best one haha). First movie is basically about rich white people's problems, with a insinuation about what might be happening with the poorer classes. Second movie is about the reality for the lower classes and the third is all about politics and the revolution of the lower classes. I LOVE this trilogy 😂 y'all can judge me now

[@fairlyliterary4771]

There's 4 movies lol

[@gabyy21laverde]

@@fairlyliterary4771 yeah, but like any fan I pretend the forth doesn't exist 😂

[@fairlyliterary4771]

@@gabyy21laverde lol good thinking idk what were we even talking about now 🤔😂

[@STOP.musick]

I've never seen the movies, just this reaction. But I thought it was implying people without shelter or security were easy prey and thus murdered, not that poverty was eradicated somehow. And the low unemployment was bc the unemployed were among the ones who couldn't afford shelter, and maybe also that it's hard to let someone go if you think they might murder you over it down the line. lol

[@gabyy21laverde]

@@STOP.musick people with low income can't afford high security measures, so even if they stay at home and don't participate on the purge they are the main natural prays. On the following movies they explore how the government is participating on the purge and eliminating the lower classes. Highly recommend for you to watch the movies, they are not art, far from it haha but they are entertaining and do attempt to have a social commentaty

[@ultima1594]

I love how the say, “Weapons Class4 and lower are authorized-“ then all these other rules. Then they immediately say, “All crime is legal.”

[@littletrebleclef]

To ensure there's still a country the next day, imagine bombing the entire country. The rich are comfortably protected and anyone that can afford a good anti-purge security system. But it you bomb everything you risk killing skilled workers like doctors and you cripple the country. You gotta have some rules. You also can't kill upper-level politicians cause you need someone to run the country the next day.

[@missserenity1090]

LoweLyfe XO Did you not get the joke here? It’s ironic that they have a bunch of laws set into place on the one night a year where all crime is legal.

[@Fashion101Beauty]

I freaking LOVE your attention to detail!!! THE TWO BOTTLES OF KETCHUP😂😂😂

[@tweedledandtwittledips]

Everyone else during the purge: murdering Me in the purge: *raiding barnes an noble*

[@kevinthepigeon1062]

right, i think most people would steal and only kill if they had to. Like this is just excessive.

[@chrisj8244]

Same

[@davinaheron]

19:20 The cut back to 50 shades of gray almost made me pee myself!!

[@moreira7505]

The purge has such first world class view over what really motivates most crimes committed

[@lysandragrace5199]

Exactly, it's acting like they're having a blowout sale for crime, it's not a luxury

[@PalitoSelvatico]

if you watch the movies you will see they explain that its not poverty what motivates crime, the killers are the rich people. The last movie shows how the politicians use the system to randomly kill poor people, the motivation is just money and politics.

[@kennedygates5112]

Dylan in every other movie: why hasn't anyone died yet? Dylan watching the purge: they got shot five times in the chest? That's it?

[@tyffanii1]

It’s so unbelievable that the parents told the password to the children… like I would never tell my family any of my passwords to even my iPod, let alone a security system.

[@THEXtinafan101]

The purge 2 and 3 are SOOOO much better than the first

[@qesthina734]

the first one was the worst

[@aminah2138]

FRANK GRILLOOOOOOooooo

[@qesthina734]

@@aminah2138 FUCK YES FRANK GRILLO MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER

[@nataliacruces2093]

Agreed

[@BrysonRyenn]

2 had the best story and 3 had great action scenes