E3 2020 - GameClam Reveal Conference (NEW CONSOLE)

At this year's 2020 E3 Conference (VIRTUAL), a new competitor to the Playstation 5, Xbox One X and Nintendo Switch was revealed. Mr. White revealed, at the groundbreaking GameClam conference, many new exclusive titles, and they showed off the illustrious GameClam controller, clocking in at twice the physical size of the console, the first of its kind. Jeph Keely was on tap to answer questions from the #GameClam Twitter hashtag as well. Take a look!
Direction/Videos/Graphics: Scorpy
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Mr. White: WayneRadioTV
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Jeph Keely: Baaulp
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Producer: Trog
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Gameclam Players Sketches: Logmore
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3D Modeling: Mike
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Sound Design & GameClam Suck Sound: MC NUTSAQ
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Chet Whippit: Erarg
Mysterious Child: Lauren
0:00 Jeph Keely's Introduction and Q&A
10:20 THE REVEAL
16:00 A Closer Look
17:29 The Conference Begins
20:24 The Flagship Game
21:15 The History & Evolution of GameClam
25:15 A Little Man Named Nintendo
27:14 LIVE Gameplay Demo
31:24 Jeph Keely Intermission
36:07 The Conference Continues: LIVE Engine Demo
38:36 Eyetoy 2 Showcase
42:36 MORE GameClam Launch Titles
48:57 We're Gonna Win
51:29 The Final Reveal
52:36 Jeph's Final Thoughts

[@cuppydog8634]

i think the GameClam is really!

[@tryrexman8627]

Damn. Controversial.

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

no need to get political

[@Clone3A7]

I kinda think its

[@MacaqueStinx]

I wholeheartedly disagree

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I acknowledge your opinion, but your opinion is completely wrong just because I disagree with it

[@purrspctiv]

If there was a movie of exclusively Wayne reading aloud things Scorpy has written for him to say, it would break box office records

[@wayneradiotv]

it was actually improv! scorpy did give me guidelines tho, some things were asked for

[@purrspctiv]

wayneradiotv Damn, you did an amazing job, since that I never once thought it was improv. I even chalked up your occasional slowing down to you having to read new parts of the script. Were things like “most graphics” and other scorpy-like things specifically requested by him or was that just your brain simulating his style?

[@JanathanTran]

Mmm smells like the ocean but plays smooth as jeans. Slap it to complete your gaming dreams.

[@kirbymongerr1771]

Scorpy is supernaturally good at getting into the headspace of a three year old

[@rampageblizzard]

That's not something I thought I'd ever hear

[@QueenKaijuPixel]

A 3 year old and/or a remarkably upset housecat. That's the two levels of scorpy

[@imperielgenecist1317]

Or an inter dimensional god whom thirsts for feet and wants to play PlayStation.

[@fleshworm]

More like "aliexpress autotranslator" headspace.

[@em_birch]

@@QueenKaijuPixel "remarkably upset housecat" is very good

[@PikminRule]

E3 was cancelled for everyone else because they knew no one could top this

[@ehzirae]

a FIRE happened in my apartment bulding,,,,,....,.,.. GameClam was TRAPPED inside.....,, when fire stopped the GAMECLAM was thge only thing left not burnt!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

Gameclam survive,.,.. miracle from jesus 👁️👄👁️

[@genkoti]

It was all of the asbestos. It's like 89% of it's composition.

[@AubreyTheFatShark]

OMG is god he sis did it dafe the best i m cryi ahhpy

[@John-jl4dl]

The GameClam produced a protective force-field around my earthly possessions!

[@evilnerd064]

The fire was started by the gameclam. It has decided that it's the only thing you need to own. Don't deny the truth, don't deny the truht, dont deny the trrrruuuUUUUUUUUUUUt.

[@memestealer7984]

The scream at the beginning of the console reveal was Jeph being sucked into the gameclam

[@cachemist4149]

jumanji moment

[@cuppydog8634]

he deserves it for swearing

[@CreeperSteve]

he was sucked into the exhaust tube

[@quantumblur_3145]

@@cachemist4149 __

[@smugdancinghatkid5047]

I love how chat is in primate mode the whole time

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

the proper response to GameClam™

[@someguyyouprobablyneverheardof]

it’s the natural response to experiencing something beyond your neural conception

[@nyranna_]

They only know pog

[@Marceline555]

to be fair, how the fuck are you supposed to react to this??

[@cluckendip]

PRIMATE MODE

[@roadtriiip]

this has the exact, precise energy of an ARG directed by a toddler

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

That’s Scorpy for you

[@freezeboy13]

@@afinnishfishnet7366 Things are far scarier when they're in the real world and chasing you :D People just like using that to their advantage

[@audo6848]

the car being powerslammed into the wall at mach 10 made me lose my shit

[@nicolas4514]

That got me so hard, Almost made me cry laughing

[@randomfish9910]

Finally! i thought all those HD games were too much. we need more 140p consoles these days

[@reversenyancat1691]

I thought 8 but was just fine

[@qwertydavid8070]

@@reversenyancat1691 nah I only need one and a half pixel

[@TurbopropPuppy]

I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

[@bernarddestroyerofshopkins7019]

i love the chat they're all on the same page like they share one mind.

[@caesarseizure1625]

They are a hivemind

[@MowerMann]

Can't wait to get the GameClam after spending $1000s of dollars on accessories for it.

[@reversenyancat1691]

After?

[@litcherally255]

Hopefully the accessories can be bought with USD! It'd be amazing to have some accessories prior to my purchase of the console.

[@arnoldvalerostv5550]

@@litcherally255 is this a "minecraft:yandere school reference"

[@demonicwillow7339]

After traveling to the Antarctic to get one

[@samuraibeluga3749]

not gonna lie, it took me a second to realize this wasnt real when it appeared in my recommended. but as soon as i realized the power of the gameclam and that it was indeed real, i just threw all my consoles in the trash.

[@thecarrotclarinet]

Love how Wayne is at the edge of cracking this whole time

[@OddowlBogtowel]

I saw this pop up in my recommended and said “Oh my god game clam” in a British accent for no discernible reason

[@reversenyancat1691]

Did you also hear the prophecy?

[@averagegamingplayer]

A gameclam might show up at your door, look out for one of them.

[@reversenyancat1691]

AverageGamingPlAyEr Don’t go to the door to get it! It’s evil.

[@holidayz117]

@@reversenyancat1691 it isn't evil. You are just a fool, and cannot enter the glory of Clamgara.

[@darthcash6515]

That was the spirit of the clam possessing you

[@unitredacted9051]

Accidentally dropped my game clam controller and the denim blocked the initial fall but then the nuclear reactor began to melt down 9/10

[@tkellaway]

Graphics aren't everything, sometimes clam is everything

[@reversenyancat1691]

Have they already started brainwashing?

[@bigtonybruiser]

nice pfp

[@nephacks]

@@thennoth2860 when u load in 4 4096x4096 textures

[@Loswiwi]

This was great but Jeph has a potty mouth, it’s quite rude. Fire him please

[@reversenyancat1691]

You doomed humanity, you fool!! He was our only spy.

[@dedicatedtransportation4130]

@@reversenyancat1691 The mothman care not for the pety fears of homo sapiens. The mothman care only for nectar

[@chorlee4199]

Jeph asks too many questions.

[@Loswiwi]

DedicatedTransportation this is all true, but I also care for video games and manners

[@johngreyhound297]

DedicatedTransportation There will be no nectar when the clam takes over.

[@thrownstair]

It can not only run Doom, but it can sprint Doom.

[@ParadoxGavel]

It always absolutely cracks me up when Jeph just goes nuts like "EHEHEHEH NO WONDER UH FUCKINNNN UHHH MICROSOFT, NINTENDO, AND SONY ARE AFRAID HUH?!"

[@olipolygon]

its like he gets possessed and after he regains control of his body he has to apologize so he doesnt have to explain he's fighting a ghost

[@Tokiko]

This is what God would use to play TF2.

[@reversenyancat1691]

Weak minds fall to weak alien tactics...

[@chorlee4199]

@@reversenyancat1691 shut up bro gameclam is cool :(

[@evocuff2144]

I think God is scared of TF2

[@johngreyhound297]

Chorlee Weak minds fall to weak alien tactics... but this was different

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

Chorlee why would you say this

[@foolsenigma]

I know people say this about a lot of things, but i swear to god this is legitimately just, like, 2 degrees away from being the kind of thing you read about on the scp wiki. It just needs the part where anyone who plays with the game clam goes crazy or turns into a clam based lifeform or something

[@Clone3A7]

This is a dimension SCP 507 found

[@willowism]

this sounds exactly like a dado creation, it's exactly the thing dado would create

[@fish9918]

@@willowism dado fine and fun game machine what for enjoyment

[@willowism]

@@fish9918 yes fucking exactly

[@MR_BRONZO]

Or you could play with players from other universes

[@sarcasticlysm]

Someone is going to make a real gameclam controller and beat dark souls with it

[@leooc]

GOD I'm so glad the Baaulp mic thing got in the video, that killed me in the full stream

[@reversenyancat1691]

If it did then. Hi did you wright this comment? Hmmmmm

[@EmmaMtH]

@@reversenyancat1691 you see a ghost and decide to question it? are you insane?

[@johngreyhound297]

MtH He won’t hear you, the clam got him.

[@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky]

This feels like I'm peering into an alternate dimension

[@creature2contain696]

3 whole buttons to slap?? Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@reversenyancat1691]

3 buttons!?! Oh god, we’re all doomed.

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

**aggressive button slapping noises**

[@TheDozenthDime]

That Steve Jobs quote was actually the last thing he said before dying

[@qwertydavid8070]

*wow wow wow*

[@Chubles1]

I never thought I'd ever see an hour long live YTP, and my god is it beautiful

[@mozarteanchaos]

why does the title and description say its E3. its VERY CLEARLY 3E, a different and BETTER event

[@0The_Farlander0]

This whole thing was just incredibly uncomfortable to watch and generally disturbing. You all knocked it out of the park once again and I couldn't be happier to have witnessed it.

[@uwuowo4830]

@David Gendron virus is not problem if yoy game clam

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@uwuowo4830 truther word has never said

[@cosmiceyness]

garm clan clan clab canb game i play gameclam clam i love game clam game clam all the time game clam all day

[@C--vp3vk]

i wish all e3's involved a section where you just stare lovingly at thr product in place with no commentary or talking at all over it. really allow the beauty of their work to shine through. ill be getting the game clam the second its out on gamestop shelves

[@Bellasaurus]

38:55 THIS SINGLE HULK SMASH BROKE ME I AM BROKEN AND THE CLAM CANNOT FIX ME

[@Bellasaurus]

Just the way it cuts off The way Wayne just *stops* The way he tries to hold back laughter just The clam

[@Jayozranger]

This has such a terrifying energy Especially the opening, as soon as you realise the news man has no idea what’s going on, it gives the sense the clam has created by someone (or something) not connected to the company, only one person knows what it is, and everyone else is probably being held there by force Other than that, this is literally exactly what every e3 is like

[@mixmastermind]

No that's pretty much how e3 works too

[@onlinestonedogii]

It feels like the newsman was created 5 seconds before the livestream began

[@litcherally255]

I wish I could get GameClam, but unfortunately I only have tangible cash.

[@reversenyancat1691]

You don’t what this destructive power in your house.

[@almostjune6485]

I have no goddamn idea how, but this has become a comfort video for me, the utter intangibility of gameclam just really makes me feel

[@Infiniteimpossibilty]

This feels like a video plucked from another reality and deposited in ours.

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

much like the GameClam™️®️

[@tommykarrick9130]

I think my favorite part was when he said it was ready for mass market because they had 100 in storage Despite being able to harvest “1-2 a week” for almost 200 years

[@Mason-oi7bf]

the quality on the yodelling fish is truly astounding. gameclam really has outdone themselves this time!

[@fleshworm]

So lifelike!

[@therandomperson02]

There's so much lore that's casually glossed over. It really makes

[@cranberrysace]

1:35 oh jeez that’s me

[@rosethorn7923]

you did it! you broke console announcements down to their bare essentials!

[@ChaosBW]

Are you taking notes Nintendo? This is what people want in a console.

[@loolinonilool]

god the chat is like 90% of the humor here im dying edit: i love how easily wayne slips into streamer mode when playing ssb. it's such a clear difference it's hilarious

[@gameboizchannel]

“It was not revealed how you obtain a GameClam.” I was laughing for a good 10 minutes at that

[@danklemckspankle9979]

I would love to get the game clam but I still have 5 months left on my gamesphere live account...

[@reversenyancat1691]

Everything is not going as planned.

[@user-iz5wc6rc2w]

You have no choice you must end early

[@theishiopian68]

Most consoles only support backwards compatibility, but the GameClam is the only console to support forwards compatibility.

[@sneakiusmorpheusamadeusiv]

this feels like an ai trying to recreate an e3 conference in it's own interpretation with barely any context

[@fergheinman394]

within the first second I was like "is that BAULP!?!?"

[@brettuhl7818]

We're you expecting him to almost look like Rich Evans like me

[@demonicwillow7339]

baulp is hot ngl - some guy from chat

[@moldyskittle]

Huge Tim and Eric vibes, while perfectly emulating and mocking modern E3 type events. You’re all geniuses.

[@ronmaelgrindset8509]

unable to stop watching trog games. looks taken right out of one those mind's eye early cg animation showcases

[@CC-rg3tc]

The best part about the Jeph segments is that Baaulp’s performance as Tommy shows that he is VERY good at holding in his swearing. So every time he slips up, he might just be doing it for the bit!

[@1upclock]

Thank you, Mister White, for giving us the first Trans Console

[@itscrumbelivable]

There's scathing social commentary on how corporations so quickly infiltrated identity-based movements to be had in here

[@mothelysium]

Greetings

[@Loswiwi]

Offended there was no mention of the ouyster

[@reversenyancat1691]

Oh the poor video oyster once loved on its now barren planet.

[@ziggyboogydude1]

we mustnt mention the name of Moupine

[@johngreyhound297]

M. Schm. Were you also there when the game clam took over?

[@manofthesnails]

baaulp is highly skilled and extremely talented, as demonstrated by him managing to maintain a relatively straight face and continue with the presentation after the mic gaff at the very beginning

[@jjju3]

not done with this video yet but i need to say at around 11:50 my real life bedroom lights started flickering

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

This is like an hour long tim and eric sketch

[@noone5454]

To feel the true experience of the Gameclam, put the video on 144p

[@kaukospots]

For real though the identity branding of just the pearl for the interstitial is actually really really good

[@roppledopple6979]

I NEED TO KNOW IF GAMECLAM IS FRESHWATER... OR SALTWATER... IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME ,,,,

[@gavindillon1486]

Saltwater do not expose gameclam to freshwater it will burn through the floor

[@dillpickle4784]

this plays out exactly like a ytp and its phenomenal

[@bigg4342]

Why is Reverse Nyancat replying to every comment with mysterious shit does he work at GameClam

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

I heard Reverse Nyancat was hired by gameclam to as a play tester for the first prototype. I'm afraid there's only remnants of their soul trapped in chats and comment sections

[@The00CJ]

At 29:27 you can see baaulp laughing his ass off

[@mre-man2043]

18:21 I hate how he looks at us for a moment while smiling and then smiles more

[@funfunland22]

Loving the free experience of seeing twitich chat react the video 10 secs before me

[@boydboyjules]

in love with the steam notif in the corner at 16:38

[@alexanderqueen439]

If the multiverse theory is correct, there is a timeline where this is real

[@sean_r]

yea this one DIPSHIT

[@mudstick]

wait arent "oh wow. oh wow. oh wow." steve jobs' last words?

[@mudstick]

did scorpy do the transitions because thems ringin some familiar bells edit nvm i have gained the ability to read descriptions

[@mixedpalette6144]

whoa, I can't believe the rumors were true!

[@reversenyancat1691]

So you also heard the prophecy?

[@TimeFlux1089]

We may have lost E3, but we'll always have the masterpiece that is GameClam 🙏

[@Mae_is_gae]

This is the first video I'm watching as a 23 year old woman. Happy birthday me I hope I get a gameclam I'm so ready for the next 3E

[@mac2500]

GAME CLAM IN THE REAL?!?!?!

[@reversenyancat1691]

Where did all of you humans hear the prophecy from.

[@AngelLustZombie]

yep :)

[@thelegdendarytank1012]

We're nearly reaching jerma levels of effort for dumb jokes. Love it.

[@joeshmuck9683]

Gameclam does what Ninclamdon’t

[@bigwoof7830]

can i buy the GameClam™ with Bobos?

[@sethweeks985]

no, you have to either discover one in the wild or purchase it with a briefcase of unmarked playcoins

[@benjamindavis3899]

This whole presentation gives me Evangelion vibes.

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

help my relatives have disappeared since i’ve bought the gameclam was this in the design

[@Clone3A7]

Yeah

[@asterolivine5367]

Me and my friend had a Seafood Entertainment system back in 2021 great console, i just wish you didnt have to give a blood sample everytime you log into the SES Network

[@generaljodonom246]

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@reversenyancat1691]

Be sure that no console is left intact

[@ZetaVec]

They really be making a console for everyone in the universe

[@Shadowonwater]

The GameClam feels like an SCP :D

[@mushroom6088]

gonna be honest, you had me at the start

[@reversenyancat1691]

Don’t fall for there tricks!

[@Chellapo]

@@reversenyancat1691 i swear to god lmfao

[@em_birch]

I'm so glad the edited down version of Fax Hell was recommended to me a few weeks ago, because ya'll's content is easily some of the best stuff on the internet. And I'm not even exaggerating.

[@Jackikins]

I would love to get the GameClam, but sadly I'm unable to transcend the mortal coil to get one in my possession. Truly a very exciting day in gaming history.

[@averagegamingplayer]

The game clam is finally here, and here on youtube dot com, the free brodcasting website where anyone can upload.

[@dani.5087]

24:34 the denim pæding

[@archest_archie6085]

Revisiting this video before Gameclam 2 is announced tonight, so excited to get my fill of clam this year

[@IamSpacedad]

i keep coming back to this - underrated comedy brilliance in this whole gosh darned thing

[@bigfrog4231]

the fucking steam notification at 16:37 killed me holy shit

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

DESTINY 2

[@dragan2324]

Gonna have to keep a look out for these joglets... can't be having my clam time interrupted.

[@Shmevin158]

I laughed so hard at the reveal of Gran that I literally vomitted

[@twitchyeyess]

After so long, im finally becoming a wayneradiotv enthusiast!!

[@RoomRar]

back here to get hyped up for gameclam 2

[@Senushi7]

literally insane, love it

[@CocoTheMii]

"my pace maker just has fallen out of my mouth" lmao

[@seosine8480]

There could be one poor soul out there who thinks this is real

[@reversenyancat1691]

Thank you for trying to cover this up. Make sure that this never sees the light of day for the sake of the human kind

[@CoolBeansWe]

I want to hand make a game clam just so I can slap the buttons

[@mewRasuberii]

im suffering in the best way, someone used the promo music for the gameclam in a different, very serious video (because i assume it's like, a royalty free song or something) and my first thought immediately went to the game clam

[@Greatkingrat68]

GameClam didn't impress me until they showed off those high resolution graphics of the yodel fish and small lil wayne, now I am a GameClamer and my hands are ready for that Denim padding.