New Game Console Has A Dark Past - 2022's ONLY New Console

[@rosePetrichor]

The sheer *fear* on Wayne's face when the game said 'arousal detected, romance ending beginning' is so funny

[@Artcat932]

Toby Fox looked at this man and decided he would be Spamton. And tbh, it’s pretty reasonable.

[@pancakes8670]

Kinda sad that the Live Chat got salty that it wasn't Jerma. Wayne is probably the next best choice for Spamton

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

i like to think he couldnt decide between wayne and baalup so he went with both

[@alexandercollins5704]

i’m losing my fucking mind there’s no way there’s no way i’m losing it

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@pancakes8670 when did this happen and where?

[@enkays_den]

@@mihailmilev9909 spamton live sweepstakes can probably be found on his twitch vod, early october

[@Citrusautomaton]

Scorpy really had to recreate 1812 overture because of some copyright bullshit, and managed to make a version that sounds like it was recorded when the song was made in 1880, props to him. 💜

[@droideka1890]

Did Pyotr come back from the grave or what? Let’s hope Bungie’s lawsuit makes KZbin get their shit together (spoilers, it won’t)

[@Saycille]

Where in the video is this?

[@KodywithaK]

@@Saycille 24:00 mark

[@hannah42069]

wait HOW DID HE DO THIS wtf

[@crumbsnacker4817]

Huh..? It’s in the public domain. Do you seriously think someone owns the copyright to a song from the 1800s? Do you also think someone has the copyright for “twinkle twinkle little star”?

[@paleopaleo5109]

I think this is one of the most directly apt examples of "Uncompromising to their vision regardless of if anyone gives a shit" that just makes something that is clearly trying to be complete bullshit into something unbearably funny

[@tinycandleman6020]

I'll never not be amazed by what this group can come up with. The sheer dedication of th Game Clam bit is actually impressive. It has knocked my sucks off.

[@some_random_merc]

it _wowed_ my sucks off but everyones experience is different

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Ayo??

[@anusername8350]

It sucked my knocks off

[@jm8080ful]

*saks

[@Sonofspicy]

Yeah i cant get over the joke that game clam does not exist, its so integrated into the world that it takes genius to imagine life without it

[@neighandwhinnymchorse2100]

I knew Mistar Whyte was an absolute irredeemable criminal monster the instant I laid eyes on him, I'm in full support of his cancellation and think he deserves to lose his career, but y'know what? I forgive the guy, I like him, I think he should have another chance.

[@someman66]

I'm in agreement. This deranged fucking freak deserves prison time and for everything to be taken from him. Hope he recovers from this bad break

[@thefreshprinceofdalaam2427]

that ethereal game clam mix made me feel like following a siren into my beautifully tragic gaming demise. AND the mistar whyte rap solo?? someone call him a mollusk because he's spattin pearls

[@verylostdoommarauder]

I love the idea of Nintendo releasing a collection on a competitor console, but it's just shovelware golf games.

[@someone___1240]

And diddy Kong 64

[@quantumblur_3145]

@@someone___1240 Diddy Kong 64 made the whole bit funnier

[@Cuiasodo]

I think the best part of this is the unforseen issue of how having to read a teleprompter while on a turntable is really hard and causes a lot of pregnant pauses.

[@Falkuzrules]

I assumed he just didn't want to be impolite and talk too much while he wasn't looking at us face-to-face, eMotion-to-eMotion, clam-to-clam, steven-to-row

[@naranara1690]

I thought this said "and causes a lot of pregnancies"

[@em_birch]

I was there for this live and have rewatched the VOD several times and I didn't even clock that's what was happening.

[@khalewren2734]

Though that ends up working perfectly since that’s a characteristic of Mistar Whyte anyways.

[@latch_official]

the studio recording of hey gameclam lover fucking floored me

[@em_birch]

Chat collectively losing it over how good it was was fantastic.

[@prismaticNett]

Genuinely would love to know how Wayne managed to rotate on the pearl. Is he standing on some green screened out rotating ball? Does he have the camera slowly spinning around him? Is he just really good at spinning in place without looking like he’s spinning in place?

[@wayneradiotv]

No

[@prismaticNett]

@@wayneradiotv thanks!

[@mrmuyagi9907]

Wdym? He was standing on the pearl

[@CargoCommando]

I'm pretty sure it's a camera rotating around him in a green room

[@RoomRar]

@@CargoCommando that would be some much more conveluded than it has to be. There are special spinning plates that you can buy, he probably got one of those.

[@tviruslove]

love that I put this in 1080p as if it would matter at all ♥

[@tviruslove]

also the fact that the gameplay sections were sprung on wayne sight unseen is fucking brilliant

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

38:43 Dude you actually managed to awaken an old memory of a game i had been trying to find for, and i shit you not, like 15 years. This reminded me of a game called Buzzing Cars, it had this EXACT same character, and seeing him again was enough to jog my memory back. Thank you so much Wayne, for real. You gave me back a piece of my childhood ive had locked away for so long that i genuinely thought i dreamt it all up.

[@Mistheart101]

so i fell asleep like halfway through the stream and woke up at the end and hadnt even realized i fell asleep so i'd briefly thought that this year's gameclam conference was weirdly avant garde and abstract

[@mrmuyagi9907]

That's just how powerful the new gameclam is, the conference continued in your dreams.

[@Mistheart101]

@@mrmuyagi9907 oh it's not even like it continued in my dreams, this was that DREAMLESS sleep. to me it just felt like i blinked and half an hour was gone

[@someman66]

Unfortunately, the price of the patented Mind2Matter tech is the loss of dream capabilities :( game Clam devs are looking into fixes for this.

[@roronoa1243]

"It's time to put my marbles where my mouth goes" is one of my new favorite wayne-isms

[@guyincatnito]

I hope Wayne realizes how dangerous this whole stream was. How can he sleep at night knowing he put his bare ass feet on the internet? I would be scared shitless frfr

[@declanedmison5442]

He has already done it multiple times

[@mrmuyagi9907]

This man risks his lively hood for our entertainment. He and the rest of RTVS crew are heros.

[@saltysquid7284]

the rtvs crew is good at crushing your head like an empty soda can if you're weird to them

[@declanedmison5442]

@@saltysquid7284 They’ll put you in the shit list of like, 5% of the internet

[@googleirl289]

He's done far worse

[@aridheavens]

i was so glad seeing this conference, i felt the gameclam evolution brought back some of the original gameclam's kid-toy looking novelty that the slim clam lacked (the atm gimmick was super worth it though). also wayne's interpretive dance was mindboggling

[@SuperCaptainChris]

Wayne? Who’s Wayne? Do you mean Mistar Whyte?

[@1967sluggy]

One of my favourite lines from the commentary on Gameclam 1 is where someone says Gameclam is “designed for children, marketed to adults”

[@thrownstair]

Videogames will NEVER be again.

[@birdonline2751]

I love the audience Wayne & co have that I saw like 30 people say "kill the past" in reaction to the intro

[@NefariousElasticity]

Shoutout to bornamistake who referred to the GameClam "Hub" slot as the "CLUSSY" at 15:11

[@nowayberlyinomori3073]

the gameclam is one of the most accurate depictions of how capitalism feeds you whole, and how greed can ruin a man. i cannot wait to see more in the future.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Feeds your what

[@demidyeah9128]

​@@quantumblauthor7300 nowhere here does it say your

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

24:15 I like how instead of using a regular recording of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture they used a washed out recording of the ending of Idiots of Gmod 2 as the source

[@elleoellie]

best part of the stream was chat convincing itself that Rocco from Mega64 was Mistar Whyte in the CCTV footage. either way i support Mistar Whyte despite these allegations and i think we should we should with the Gameclam. #PearlsToThePlayers

[@netux]

I kept a smile throughout the entire fucking conference. My face hurts. I can't believe you guys. The spinning in place thing was 11/10. I'm buying a Gameclam Evolution right now.

[@E8144EOE]

Honestly, genuinely impressed by the buildup and the ending.

[@1upclock]

I've been ready for third Gameclam since I was three feet tall, I cannot wait to play the hottest pearls

[@Lone_Archiver]

You must be this tall to ride, 3ft to play on the Gameclam it's clearly not for all

[@quantumblur_3145]

"Darwinist" is out, "Evolutionhead" is in

[@berry2254]

There's something about Wayne's videos that cannot be replicated anywhere else

[@adamadkins9527]

A new hand touches the beacon

[@saltysquid7284]

fucking incredible. pearls to the players.

[@spirecreator2888]

I cant believe the level of production value thay goes into making these videos like damn I did not expect a full hours worth of good content

[@callist0n]

Kallitechnis is one of my favourite artists and I am ASHAMED that I didn't realise she was singing the theme until the credits, how did you manage that?!

[@LeatherIceCream]

39:51 Hey wait a fucking minute, that's the credits to "GTA San Andreas The Real Truth: Myths and Legends", an old ass video from 2009

[@NuclearNecro]

i hope they sue wayne

[@yahooanswers4843]

this is what we need to finally bring gaming to the mainstream

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

I got to play with the GameClam Evolution for around an hour as part of the mysterious "GameClam partners for the future of gaming partners program" program (I got an email about it from an address that didn't exist and signed up almost immediately). I got to say, graphics? It has them. And now 75% of my brain is permanently in an orb, for carrying.

[@cursedvhstape2443]

I think a Gameclam Gamejam would be fun.

[@Vegas242]

Dang this was the first time I've seen a GameClam presentation and I have to say that I'm impressed! I've never been a fan of the always online model of DRM, but if this GameClam can do everything it says it can, I'm willing to overlook that and send my unencrypted bank information directly to Mistar Whyte!

[@creditsunknown7974]

3:20 "Baby!" "baby" "Death Stranding 2" I love this community.

[@LoakaMossi111]

Baaulp's performance as Steven To Row was absolutely amazing. He was so good at delivering that fucking absurd dialogue in the most boring monotone imaginable that I wasn't even sure if it *was* Baaulp. I didn't know who else it could be, but it sure didn't sound anything like Baaulp!

[@VektroidLive]

"PLEASURE FOREVER"

[@esotericpince]

a spiritual movement & poem is like a baby sensory video to me. i wasnt able to see this live but im really happy it still holds up, like its not 'ruined' by the fact it isn't live. idk if that makes sense, it feels like something gets lost when it becomes a vod and this isn't the case for third annual game clam stream

[@grain_death]

this is a movie

[@esotericpince]

@@grain_death not a movie, a Film.

[@Falkuzrules]

I can't imagine how people are able to actually sit and watch a live stream for however many hours all the time. I watched one (long) Twitch stream recently and was kind of mentally exhausted from having to focus on it with no pause button and not being able to do anything else... VODs are lifesavers.

[@esotericpince]

@@Falkuzrules i think my adhd and autism cancel out when it comes to watching long streams lol. my adhd cant focus for long or sit still, but the autism has RTVS as a special interest. its nice to put in the background while you draw or do chores too

[@mx_matched_pots]

​@esotericpince you are so right tho. Rtvs has been my hyperfixation for 3 years and I think that maybe the reason I can watch whole streams and VODs

[@cluckendip]

"is this cutscene or gameplay? _you decide."_ my favourite part of this entire stream

[@ChiptuneGlitch]

I myself will let go of the past and forgive a well respected tech CEOs involvement in a certain breaking-and-entering incident on July 22, 2021. #WeStandWithMistarWhite

[@teacup4561]

I watched this before going to bed and I legit kept waking up in a cold sweat bc everyone in my dreams was talking like this and I felt like I was going insane (I also was running a fever but that's besides the point)

[@getajobmate1281]

Oh dear, not this wretched clam yet again......

[@unclefester5525]

oh goodeness

[@micfrog]

today the grand day. touch the feeling of what it really means to be... the clam gammer. mistar whyte, we FORGIVE you your trespasses, and love to the new console. thankful for SOUND. thankful for GAMES, CLAMS and PEARLS. pearls to the players, forever.

[@biohazarddetected792]

this made me wanna rewatch every gameclam video leading up to this,this is so funny especially the part where it plays the car smashing so many itmes

[@Falkuzrules]

I watched the other two before finally getting around to watching this one today and I had forgotten a ton of stuff from them so it was like a 70% new experience and super fun. (Not a huge fan of this one tho, probably won't ever rewatch it but it was a good fun one-time thing. Meanwhile I've watched 2021 at least three times now.)

[@biohazarddetected792]

@@Falkuzrules this was my first and it got me to watch the other two lol

[@Liamschannel56]

Truly a bewildering experience, getting black lodge vibes even. The fact that it is delivered sincerely as opposed to people just serving a bunch of deliberately random things makes it that much better.

[@dsmassive2182]

cackled really hard when someguy put "KILL THE PAST" in the chat this is no more heroes 4 gameplay

[@grthwllms]

Listening to this in the background at work, fascinated by how seemlessly 'World Premiere' could be followed immediately by an Actual KZbin Ad or the next part of the video.

[@myrmidion44]

I feel like I've just been indoctrinated into a cult

[@explosivemuffin795]

I accidentally muted the video without realizing and watched it like that for 15 seconds thinking it was a bit

[@ahmedwalris7812]

FINELY A VIDEO

[@Rhodochrone]

fucking hell wayneradiotv is a powerhouse of creativity

[@BubblyBatty]

Wow! The fact that they worked for year on this really shows!

[@niceferatu]

watching this on the train to work and I keep feeling like everyone's glancing at my phone screen and wondering how I'm so swag

[@rosePetrichor]

Seeing chat explode in despair as the French Colgate Wave covered the planet to an ear splittingly low res version of 1812 overture is exactly what this channel is about

[@pizzadog9554]

im so very sorry for your loss. RIP Spamton A. Spamton 1998 - 2022 "Who was THAt [RIPOFF]" - Spamton G. Spamtin

[@bodgmasterxionobst3r983]

Truely, saddening.

[@MorningMeasure]

I feel like I was never supposed to see this and now someone's gonna take my memories of this game away in the middle of the night

[@channel0ffline979]

It felt so REAL! Congrats in winning the.

[@JesseWinford69]

I gotta say your last 3 projects the half life AI, the Nome AI, and this gaming console are golden. Really good content. Keep up the awesome work.

[@theenderstar]

damn these graphics rendered in real time sure are impressive, one of the consoles ever !

[@LGArthurBennett]

The homebrew situation for this console will be wild

[@cyoverstreet9531]

Thank god. Finally I can play Cyberpunk with at least 3 fps.

[@mcsmartass8306]

I want to personally thank you all for making this thing it brings me nothing but pure joy

[@spinosaurus2001]

The first console exclusive game bit is genuinely my favorite I come back to this vid frequently just to watch that portion

[@spinosaurus2001]

Here after the Civ 7 announcement again

[@Keeereeejou]

I keep rewatching this and listening to the bonus podcast episode because they are both hilarious and really inspiring

[@BreyD]

Can't believe Wayne died :(

[@maskedmanpkclysm5327]

AN OBITUARY? WHAT????????

[@quantumblur_3145]

I can

[@Entity404SFM]

True he even ate the Pipis

[@gjoeyjoe6591]

I one two three four clapped my hands when i saw the gameclam evolution hub and pearl station

[@TheExperienceYT]

*THE* New wayneradiotv episode

[@enchilordo8562]

Watching this feels like I’m having a stroke and the only thing my brain can piece together is the concept of a console reveal at a convention

[@veryheavyalan]

The 2022 Summer Game Fest was a disappointment for me, but then the new Gameclam Evolution made my year of gaming an amazing one! Also I forgive Mistar Whyte's crimes and hopefully I will get a free Evolution console for supporting him.

[@goofmuffin]

what was the game at 57:42 called (spelled out)? me and friends found it (or one of the 5 trillion clones) on steam a while ago and thought it was the funniest shit and now can't remember what it's called

[@elchistosito8101]

This game is known as 疯狂炮炮捕鱼 on Steam. Mistar Whyte even said it himself

[@aka2384]

God bless [Number One rated Salesman of 1997©]

[@ghosty314]

what a big shot!

[@starfox3883]

Am I being hypnotized?

[@tojouproject]

your being unhypnoticed.

[@gameboizchannel]

While i'm glad to see PepsiCo come back into the games market, I was hoping they'd surprise us with Pepsiman 2.

[@garbilade9467]

pITS THE SPAMTON GUY

[@crunchy7200]

24:24 this caught me so off-guard. This is the "National Front" logo, a very far right/heinous french political party. didn't know they had made a command and conquer lookin ass propaganda cutscene ? that's funny

[@crunchy7200]

@@blungus7815 no it's real there's an unedited version on youtube, video is called "Européennes 99"

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@crunchy7200 EUROPEENIS?!?!

[@RadonX9]

I could fucking HEAR Holly's screech/laugh/wheeze when the words "Colgate™️ rainbow" appeared on screen jfc

[@saltedmacarons]

4:57 gameclam lover

[@fishwiki_]

rest in peace Jeph

[@CrispGremlin]

These guys sound a lot like Spamton.

[@lunactiathemoth]

the spamtons in the video were played by them

[@DementedDuskull]

@@lunactiathemoth r/woooosh

[@some_random_merc]

goddamn this trailer is unironically the best console teaser/trailer/whatevervideo i've ever seen Edit: also something i love to think is that the large blank spaces is their way of censoring things

[@bigfrog4231]

this video made me feel emotions that dont exist

[@mintmane]

The GameClam Evolution will recognize them, though.

[@peytonlutz1]

Will we see any crazy prizes? Wacky prizes? Prizes that will make our heads spin? Prizes that are... Certified Pipis. Prizes that will cause explosions?

[@meow_moment]

i got timed out from the e3 chat for asking if you could do indecent things to this years clam. DISAPPOINTING. i will be switching to Coralplay for next year.

[@Leszczomen]

SAD! Well theres pther consoles.

[@polocatfan]

yeah the radiotvsolutions mods can be a bit overzealous when it comes to timing out people, but other times they're OK with literal hate speech being said. it's sad.

[@justplainrain]

@Polocatfan hate speech? what??

[@creeperhunterD]

@@justplainrain Remember the HLVRAI Act 3 chat incident? People were saying some pretty messed up stuff in chat. Of course, I don't think the mods are fine with hate speech, I'm pretty sure all the hate speech from that stream's chat is the reason why RTVS mods are so quick to time people out these days. They don't want another Act 3 scenario.

[@UntilYouAreSoNude]

@@polocatfan they're not OK with hate speech lol. They're policing 1000 little freaks all crawling around in a pile and sometimes things gets missed. People don't make their jobs any easier.

[@DementedDuskull]

God bless Spamton.

[@Hi-Cy]

I suppert mistar whyte.... #pearlstotheplayers

[@seejaydee9113]

My greatest dream in life has become a reality, I can now die a very happy woman...I have footage of Wayne's feet! I managed to hit the jackpot as it's not just feet shots but the glorious full 360 degrees! Thankyou so much for this x

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Rotoscoped 3D model of feet

[@bugbugbugbugbug5059]

this proves that game clam truly is

[@DeejValen]

What was that ambient sounding track when he came out to dance?

[@oceanelambert2507]

i saw someone in chat say red alert but im not familiar with the series so i cant find the track...

[@oceanelambert2507]

or maybe they said feet alert now that i think about it

[@bodgmasterxionobst3r983]

I just wanted to say, [Pipis]

[@lazydoge]

The walking at the start 10/10

[@Swishiee]

I'm in the market for a controllerless console now days since the Mega64 Portable took off my hand. The GameClam Evolution seems to be the best choice for me since I don't need a controller anymore, or hands.

[@joelsgp]

MY LIFE IS OVAARRRR

[@nemichungort4093]

I swear I’ve seen the Among is footage elsewhere but I can’t remember where

[@justplainrain]

tumblr

[@kageki6686]

he's reblogged it on tumblr at least twice

[@rakaroplays]

SPAMTON A SPAMON

[@ratheonhudson3311]

We have a console that emits BluRays out of the tray directly into your eyes. None of the first5 Gen consoles do that.

[@khalewren2734]

Beyond impressed how Wayne didnt break down laughing during the ”show arousal” part