E3 DMCA NIGHTMARE: GameClam 2021 Conference

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In the final conference of 2021's E3 event, Jeph Keely returns to bring you the scoop on the much lauded independent console & game producer "GameClam". "Mistar Whyte" is back with a whole new song & dance. Get rich with the slimmest gaming you never thought possible. But the modern landscape of the Twitch DMCA scare era resulted in... this.
Directed by: Scorpy - / socpens
Produced by: Trog - / tr0g
Mistar Whyte: Wayne - / wayneradiotv
Jeph Keely: Baaulp - / baaulp
Featured Videos by:
Mike - / spaghoner
Erarg - / erarg
Baaulp - / baaulp
Scorpy - / socpens
Lameo - / electricwiz2285
Rich Celebz: Erarg - / erarg
E3 LEAKED Patents: Logmore - / logblaster
Loud Voice: Holly - / hollow_tones
Mysterious Child: Lauren - / ariacoolbro
Gameclam Theme: MC NUTSAQ - / polycement

[@micfrog]

Sogs, . Musaic. Backbone of our live. Today we witnes crimes againts it. Goodbye

[@clawcakes]

mhm

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You're absolutely Wayne's alt account

[@gachalifegunsandgore2567]

HLVRAI 2 PLEASE

[@gachalifegunsandgore2567]

HLVRAI 2 PLEASE

[@captaincornflake]

@@gachalifegunsandgore2567 silence, gatchatuber.

[@SeaJayLY]

Chat's dedication to acting as if this is the greatest console ever mirror's the human race's natural instinct to treat the Muppets as real people on site without failure It's so beautiful

[@polocatfan]

the muppets are real though

[@janpipiko]

lmao i love how people pretend the muppets aren't actually people, what else would they be, puppets? absurd

[@redpandadotjpeg2640]

The muppets are real, what are you talking about?

[@TheyTookMyFace]

"acting"?

[@ChiptuneGlitch]

The funniest (and saddest) part is that the VOD actually had to get muted for a good portion

[@kittiekitie2895]

life imitates art

[@thebetterbitt]

This E3 Presentation is sponsored by audio jungle, enjoy your listen of our 3 songs because you’ll be hearing it more than you want

[@ennui_u9352]

AA EE OO *Audio Jungle*

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear be

[@MatthewT394]

@@AxxLAfriku i heard they with a different man because i blackmailed them

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

audio junjil

[@alextorres3216]

I got an ad around 10 minutes in and watched most of it before I realized it wasn’t a bit

[@strateupgamr7]

These guys blend reality and fiction so much

[@socpens]

AMAZING VIDEO !

[@metalheart8715]

HEY THERE GAME CLAM LOVER! WE SHOULD -🤑- WITH THE GAMECLAM!

[@LegalBastard]

soppy

[@TheKiloMight]

Game clam 2 when

[@BreyD]

Slopens

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

Sop

[@lews8589]

My lord still can’t believe that this stream suffered from needing to mute while PARODYING TWITCH

[@callibones]

PEARL TO THE PLAYERS!!!!

[@enbymina]

AMEN

[@em_birch]

I love that, even if Wayne _started_ to crack, he could pass it off as the shit-eating grin of someone trying to sell you something. Also, the bald cap never being applied or blended correctly will always be a good bit.

[@tommykarrick9130]

It’s so fucked that I never even realized it was supposed to be a bald cap for a while I just thought it was a weird hat

[@gregkrak8378]

that is a parimd seacume

[@dovedozen]

this is all gold but "LOUD VOICE: HOLLY" in the credits is truly the cherry on top. pearls. cash. gaming. gems. and loud voice. this is the pinnacle of cinema

[@papabasar]

where's the loud voice?

[@MatthewPherigo]

@@papabasar she says "world premiere" at 51:42. That could be the "loud voice" but I'm not sure. I thought the "loud voice" would be the distorted "GAME CLAM" error voice but I don't think that's her.

[@papabasar]

@@MatthewPherigo nah it's the stock world premiere sfx

[@dronkusdonkus9190]

is it not the blown out gameclam voice when he starts playing god of war game and gets interrupted

[@Fuges]

@@papabasar the stock world premiere voice is used in other parts of the conference, but that specific one is Holly. If you listen close enough you can tell it’s her

[@grain_death]

watching this while a really big storm happens outside, the pearl is getting bigger and bigger and its getting dark outside. i am excited to purchase the game clam

[@octobbie]

This has got to be one of the E3 presentations ever made

[@seahorsemafia]

I’m really glad that there’s chat going nuts in the corner. The hype was unreal

[@pastapower6026]

I’ve fallen so in love with the game clam slim that I sold all my belongings and I have never been so happy in my life

[@gordonwiley2006]

I'm sitting here psyching myself up to call in to work so I can go back to sleep and I see this reccomended and now I'm not so afraid of talking to my awful boss because whatever happens in this video is likely scarier.

[@gordonwiley2006]

Good news I got the night off but I'm still scared of clam.

[@humanitysucks4025]

I get this is suppose to be funny, but the levels of disjointed psychosis just make the whole thing seem like an attempt by an alien race to replicate a game company reveal, without actually having context. So it's all just vaguely disturbing.

[@GreatLange]

Or perhaps it's just peeling back a layer or two to make it more apparent what these presentations really are.

[@Yimmoo]

Seriously, If you paused on the charts it said that 500 people died...out of 500 people playing the gameclam.

[@SagaHanson25]

I found myself nitpicking stuff sometimes too as if it’s genuine

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"comically surreal bit that gradually degrades into horror" is part and parcel of the RadioTVSolutions experience.

[@Elijah_Kujo]

I'm glad to know I'm not the only person that feels deeply disturbed watching this

[@blaze1892]

I love “gameclam!!” “Slim!” I Love playing. It

[@BananasAintCheap]

Had a fever dream induced evening the other night from my second vaccine shot. You know when you get uber sick in bed and can’t stop thinking about something and become unable to sleep as you grow more delirious? Well luckily for me that thing was Gameclam Lover, ringing through my head on a loop for several hours. If that’s not a sign of good marketing I don’t know what is.

[@jiinkC]

That thing you said about the thinking, that is perfectly put

[@ToxikBox]

They're inside your mind

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You tanked insane amounts of damage while severely debuffed

[@beeeeans311]

rest in peace jeph keelie, who did absolutely nothing wrong and was wrongly silenced.

[@deceseze]

this entire stream was also wrongly silenced

[@abeestosruinsageneration3725]

This is what plays on the television when you wake up and see the world beginning to decay beyond the point of no return. 10/10 Nightmare. Love it.

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

It's been quite the fat minute since an upload on the KZbins. Time for some Quality gameclam

[@SongbirdOfficial]

Lmao the last two videos were HLVRAI commentary, and the one before that was the last GameClam presentation xD

[@loganisanerd5566]

Only half the graphics of the first one though. Still Quality

[@bonesrat]

i'm very glad for the reupload bc i couldn't catch the stream! i think i watched like, 10 minutes of the muted part of the vod thinking "wow, this bit has gone on a little too long"

[@gameboizchannel]

It was very nice of Vin diesel to show up to the conference. He knows it's not about the pearls, it's about family.

[@lostsignal2503]

Rest in peace Jeph. Didn't learn his lesson :(

[@tweetibirthfluids3234]

I barely knew this dude cuz of the fridge meme which was fucking hilarious but after I watched the half life AI series I knew I had to be a long term mf sub. If u read this bruh u made a sad ass cynical teenager laugh his ass off for about 10 hours. I hope u make it fucking huge.

[@metalheart8715]

HEY THERE GAME CLAM LOVER!!! WE SHOULD -🤑- WITH THE GAME CLAM!!!

[@coltpiecemaker]

Why do I have a feeling that some game executive actually thought about moving all of the hardware to the controller in order to have the "smallest console in the world"?

[@Leszczomen]

I mean, nitnendo switch is esentially that tbh

[@stakefr0mjatefarmvods534]

Bro that's literally every single portable console ever made.

[@LuigiFuckingRocks89]

I wonder if some game executive was like "Nintendo DS"

[@bigbadgammagnome]

@@stakefr0mjatefarmvods534 they obviously mean a non portable console. Otherwise the game clam slim wouldn't be the smallest console ever, which it so very much is

[@BreyD]

Yeah his name is mistar whyte

[@E8144EOE]

I want Gameclam Lover as a standalone music video. Folks can we get Gameclam Slim to 1 million units sold so that this dream can be reality?

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

Binging every GameClam conference now, this one is simultaneously the most corporate and the most eldritch at the same time. Like yeah, GameClam 1 is *literally* otherworldly, but something about having to manage the constant fumes and needing to obey the directions of the controller is just so fucking weird in an almost uncomfortable (but still pretty hilarious) way. Offering untold riches to those who obey its, always keeping the ultimate goal out of sight. Let the technician into your house weekly. Let them into your house.

[@thesmolchibi2491]

I literally can’t believe it that I missed the entire stream and catch the credits. This is the best thing ever

[@1upclock]

Love to Gameclam, shame about Jeph but it had to be done some day

[@Xx-sneezyanusXDMLGPUZZYSLAYER-]

No fucking way... 1upclock? The real one?

[@themilkman6969]

@@Xx-sneezyanusXDMLGPUZZYSLAYER- probably not the real fella

[@Xx-sneezyanusXDMLGPUZZYSLAYER-]

@@themilkman6969 i fucking hope it is

[@Falkuzrules]

Near the end someone in chat said "WE CANNOT COMPREHEND FROGGER 2" and I misread it as "WE CANNOT RECOMMEND FROGGER 2" and it would've been the *finishing strike* on me if the E3 presentation ended with Mistar Whyte saying that.

[@anamusingidiot2565]

im sols!

[@haha-kl7ck]

this really says alot about E3 DMCA NIGHTMARE: GameClam 2021 Conference

[@Swishiee]

John Cena bought the farm. RIT.

[@dsmassive2182]

just kidding

[@Waterfaulter]

So happy I preordered the new Gameclam, now i just have to get my Gameclam room all set up :)

[@IshidaShadow]

That Dead By Daylight reveal blew me away... GameClam really is bringing pearl to the players!!

[@a_memer]

That guy who said "SEX 2" for the second patent lmao

[@yeetleslaw8529]

I caught a bit of this stream when it was live. It was great, thanks for uploading on YT. I'm currently on hold with tech support, so this was a great boon for my night. Edit: I got finished with tech support at 43:53

[@compufood]

Jesus that's a long time, did they sort out your shit?

[@SagaHanson25]

This company never ceases to amaze

[@tommykarrick9130]

I fucking love that the “adapter” is just a gameclam Imagine Sony just selling a ps2 to put on top of your ps3 and calling it a compatibility adapter

[@AceGaimz]

The E3 conference they DON'T want you to see!!!1!

[@MSL925]

Happy to see the GameClam have more coverage in E3

[@dormousedoll]

timestamps! will update as i watch through :P edit 2/25/24: incomplete forever and ever because the replies i keep getting are too funny 12:42 - It's Showtime, Folks 17:34 - "GameClam Lover" by Mistar Whyte 21:17 - End of The GameClam Lover, R.I.P King 21:43 - THE GAMECLAM _SLIM_ 24:01 - The World's Best Controller

[@coolattas6309]

never got past 17 minutes… what a shame 😔

[@dormousedoll]

@@coolattas6309 WELL YOU'VE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMINDED ME THAT I NEED TO FINISH WATCHING THIS HOW HAS IT BEEN EIGHT MONTHS, edit: i now recall that i cannot stand e3 or parodies of it. ouch

[@Falkuzrules]

Your Exhaust Pipe was disconnected. Another tragic loss, but it's all worth it for the GameClam. Good luck on your spirit/soul surgery...

[@wyattknutson]

They disconnected their exhaust tube at 24 minutes 😔

[@bigbadgammagnome]

24 minutes in you got this 🙏

[@calvinoltmans1872]

I literally was just watching hlvrai videos and then Wayne’s main account comes back from the dead

[@declantecho1717]

He regularly streams on twitch

[@arturitobonacarito8812]

I was watching the half life alyx but the gnome is vod when this came out

[@speeeee8314]

I'm not surprised Scorpy directed this

[@samusmaximus]

I'll be honest I disagree with most of GameClam™'s business tactics and for holding an in-person conference so soon, but I might just have to get myself a GameClam™ Slim™™ to play Star Trip™ of guy™ and PIRATE VS NINJAS™ because i am beyond hyped for new and fresh looking games like those. edit: anyone knows where to buy cd of GameClam™ lover™? I need it as a gift for chrismtas, thanks in advance!

[@bubby8544]

Pre ordered as soon as Mistar Whyte appeared, so glad to be able to witness the presentation of this masterpiece, can’t wait til mine arrives!

[@liketocodev]

The penguins in a fridge part made me laugh uncontrollably

[@grain_death]

i woke my boyfriend up by laughing so hard at the FEXL + donkey konga combo

[@theemeraldpotato3798]

I accidentally removed the exhaust tube on my GameClam Slim. I’m seeing triple, send help.

[@metalheart8715]

MISTER WHYTE WHAT DO I DO? THE GAMECLAM AND I TRADED SOULS!!!! -sent from gameclam slim

[@efebrahim]

o got beyond the black rainbow on my other screen for company cuz this scared me as i was having a weird hypnagogic psychosis and kept browning out into short intense nightmares. it just works

[@Cercular]

This is so amazing and groundbreaking that my brain is literally short circuiting

[@coolcon56]

wonderful product, cant wait to see more gameclam updates!

[@lunarsol097]

Good god I was wheezing by the end of this, this was amazing

[@brycephil4668]

Can we get a full version of gameclam lover

[@cyndaguy]

thast was a great e3 this year thanks for takin us

[@thatoneguyyousaw3686]

14:39 so I figured out the amount sold and here’s how First I used the average weight of a Nintendo switch as a weight for the game clam or .88 pounds, then I multiplied the amount sold in tons by the amount of pounds in a ton (2000) to get 218,400 then finally dividing by the average weight of a switch and rounded to the nearest whole number to get 248,182. That’s kinda a small number considering that 2,000,000 accounts were made.

[@amelveladzic]

No.

[@Falkuzrules]

Was just recently thinking E3 2022, if it happens, will be another underwhelming one... then I realized we might get GameClam 3. Not getting my hopes up, but... the GameClam Slim has gotten pretty hard to pay for...

[@Peckh]

this stream was incredible

[@-foca]

every person commenting about wayne never uploading on his main channel owes me a cent (but only if they want to give me a cent)

[@dragan2324]

Listen, the only cent that truly matters at the end of the day, is the "cent" of a fresh new Gameclam, unwrapped and Hook'd to your television

[@paprikaplateau4270]

Sorry man All my cents are in the controller You'll have to get a technician for that

[@efebrahim]

im in the 99 pro cent percent aisle

[@7PMNewz]

Hello GameClam Studios. Finally used my special abilities as a ninja/pirate! -Sent from GameClam Slim

[@rubysvnhalo]

this was epic, a true piece of art. i cant wait to get a slimclamb

[@everetcetera]

58:20 is what i call "toilet music" because it sounds like what i think it sounds like being inside the toilet sounds like

[@RoomRar]

Gonna rewatch it for good measure

[@RoomRar]

Gonna rewatch it for good measure

[@RoomRar]

Gonna rewaych it for good measure

[@silentantagonist2333]

Embolic stroke : neuron activity captured and recreated as a visualization for study.

[@staticalmite624]

Oh, I LOVE gameclam. I’ve ordered ten thousand! I sold my body parts for it. Gameclam is love, Gameclam is life

[@amsie02]

R.I.P. Jeph :'(

[@acalmuser]

this is a masterpiece

[@Schizo_Souls]

Can't wait to buy!

[@aaaaeeeeoooo1575]

This is a disgusting console and terrible for the consumer. 9/10, theres a little something for everyone -IGN

[@sundials5572]

Thank you wayner

[@slurplie]

RELEASE THE JEPH CUT

[@hipp0_yt]

big hype for star trip guuy everyone

[@rmacdlol]

Very nice! Cannot wait to purchase one myself

[@ItsAnH]

Forget about the Steam Deck, I'll be saving up for a GameClam!

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

The king returns

[@massivive]

so incredible to see mark "diesel" sinclair as a guest

[@charliep8534]

This is like something you'd see at an Omega Mart ad

[@stroma683]

HOLY SHIT AN UPLOAD

[@gayrurumon]

I'm so happy Jeph is finnally vanquished!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@smakkdapp9502]

So excited for the reveal of 'Frogger , for the PS2' 2

[@MineCraft-wt7iz]

yooooo they back

[@thesmolchibi2491]

The unfortunate thing experience I have for me is that I joined last minute and then I had a Taco Bell ad and then when it was over, the stream ended

[@ActuallyZee]

Quality content.

[@VidGamer123]

So is this like... performance art?

[@aprocylo]

i hate this. keep posting more content like this , actually,

[@randomfish9910]

Lets go! my favorite console AND brand is back with its beautiful 144p glory! #StanGameClam #Pearl2theplayers

[@IHate4Kids]

R.I.T. John Cena and Jeph Keelie Died what they loved doing.... _gaming_

[@Awprtunist]

this video was a heart attack through and through

[@notswush]

iLOVE my gameclam and i HATE money.

[@ghostlydude6478]

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

[@weebamcentire28]

im gonna try seducing the technician in my game clam slim

[@Oblivonion]

got a real ad for a mobile game ‘match 3 tiles’ with somewhat adult content after a world premier. will the game clame have match 3 tiles game??

[@deceseze]

THE GAME CLAM. WILL HAVE. MATCH 300 TILES. SUPERIOR PUZZLE VIDEO GAMES. MATCH THE TILES TO ATTRACT HOT DUDES TO YOJR GAME CLAM EXHAUST

[@DragonFruitXVI]

"I did not do a lot of thinking" -all games journalists ever.

[@crazyduplicate]

REAL KILL COUNT!

[@Ericthereddy1]

i sm ready to game! on the clam!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Really drags on, so obviously it's real