Early People vs Late People

This one hits home for us... what about you? Are you a Jake or are you a Brad?
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[@oneswimmingboy]

Not a single mention of the worst part of being chronically early? Sitting in your car waiting until it's not creepy to go in.

[@jenniferfogle5465]

I am watching this video in my car in a parking lot!!😂

[@Rockethead293]

Haha, one I can remember, we were the first at a reunion party. It was really weird. But fun!

[@toricole7212]

I was 10 mins early for the bargain outlet to open today, my 2.5 daughter and I waited around in the car and even outside the door for a couple mins. 😅

[@marthaduncan7694]

My sister in law at Christmas dinner......plans were for everyone to arrive around 3pm, dinner starting first course for 26 people at 4.30pm, but my sister in law shows up with husband and kids at 10.30am, expecting to be fed, while I'm running around still in my pajamas trying to prepare all the dinner items. They are sitting around expecting to be served 4 hours early....it was a poop show.....being obnoxiously early is the worst...it my opinion lol.👍

[@blugreen123]

I feel this in my bones. 😆

[@stevietirado3076]

My most toxic trait is I have the too early mentality mixed with the too late execution

[@charisginn6932]

Uuuughh same! I’ve been an early person all my life but the last 6 months I’ve started dating a late person and he’s rubbing off on me a bit….I still stress hard and try to plan ahead but it’s just stopped working 😭😭😭

[@fotochikyo]

Yes! Me too

[@bellaboomz]

I’m the opposite. I have the too late mentality with the too early execution 😭😪

[@stevietirado3076]

@@bellaboomz that's a different type of chaos

[@illillyillyo]

Me too!!!

[@adan101206]

Late people vs early people (part 2 ) - people who are night owls vs people who wake up and go to sleep early

[@cristyb.7755]

“We’ve got no time” “ We’ve got plenty of time!” 😂 That is SO My hubby and me

[@bexfisch80]

I am a chronically early person raise by a chronically late person. My sisters and I got in the habit of telling our dad we had to be at an event 30 minutes before the actual start time and then we would be on time lol!

[@fotochikyo]

I do that with my husband and my mother 😂

[@catherinegarmon3027]

After a little while, that quits working...

[@rebeccajones9757]

I was similar to this with my mom. When she would drive me to school, I would arrive 5 minutes late. I changed all the clocks in the house to be ten minutes ahead so she would get me there on time.

[@bridgetbanerjea7588]

I'm known for being late (I'm not proud of it). This was so relatable!. I try to fill every last minute, and always underestimate how long things take. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[@maryd253]

That’s me, too

[@keilaarroyo7941]

The “late people” character is too happy; and trust me - None of us are happy - we’re married to the “early people” 🤣🤣🤣

[@thegiftofgabby5581]

Very much a late person and this is exactly how my brain works lol

[@glamgal28]

Only thing I'm early for is Jean shorts and Ghostrunners podcast every Monday morning with Jake and Brad

[@patrickjdrahman]

Every Monday AND Wednesday with Jake and Brad

[@glamgal28]

@@patrickjdrahman I was about to add Wednesday but I thought maybe I should wait to add it, but glad you did 😁

[@gokceleonard2855]

ON YOUR FEET!!

[@boxermom9]

omg 😂

[@PaulNaylor3]

Your microwave time is 20 minutes slower than all the rest so that would actually make you late. 😂

[@xxSPARTANxTHROWER]

"I'm not a freaking Marine Force" my fav line forever now

[@murph2468]

Love Brad’s “scootch.” 😂

[@brittneyb1745]

Jake is so darling 😆 hahaha this is so relatable it hurts. I need a shirt that says "running on microwave time." 😂

[@JamesJones-kr7by]

"No way I'll be late if I go by microwave time. No way. NO way. NO - WAY." 🤣🤣🤣

[@N1KK1Zify]

It's Jake's compulsive adjusting the cardigan for me 🤣

[@aqualyn]

I feel called out by the Amazon package and the 50 cups. Why do late people need 3 different drinks everywhere we go lol

[@StephanieJeanne]

Brad scooching in the pews was hilarious!🤣 For me, it depends on the event. If I'm into it, I might be early. If not, late is good. 🙌😂

[@samanthashedd3975]

Haha I'm always an early person, and worry about traffic, getting lost or finding parking... while my husband has NUMEROUS times told me he's been to the destination once 20 years ago, so he feels confident to just wing it and remember the route lol kills me every time lol

[@lillianlamantia9605]

As an ALWAYS early person I found this hilarious and also going by EVERY. SINGLE. late person I have ever known, the phone (they can't find) instead of a watch thing is very true! - Even before cell phones were common I had late friends that refused to wear a watch because "clocks are everywhere"...

[@glamgal28]

I was late even with a watch 😅🤦🏻‍♀️

[@AshleyTenter]

I’m an early person and I am PEEVED by late people.

[@barbecue514]

I’m a late person, and the forces of nature won’t let me get to places early. I was early to an event once a and my tire needed to be filled with air. I ended up being a few mins late. Another time, I was planning on getting home early, but on the way home I was the victim of a double hit-and-run... no joke. So why even bother u know.

[@noahb6332]

I mean, kinda sounds like a you problem

[@Rosie_C]

Yeah my brother is the type to be in his pajamas 3 minutes before it’s time to leave, and he married a girl who is 10-15 minutes early for everything. 😂

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

@@Rosie_C usually it’s other way It’s very hard to be with ppl who won’t leave Like, stop screwing round n let’s go now

[@AshleyTenter]

@@noahb6332 definitely a me problem. I keep it to myself haha.

[@sarahshook5698]

“And the dog needs neutered” 🙂 😂😂😂😂

[@charisginn6932]

I had to rewind and make sure I heard that right 😂😂😂

[@ecto78]

Lol!! I am gonna use the "pressure makes diamonds" line. 100%!! I feel like it is artistic/creative-minded people or people with ADHD who are late normally. Lol!! *cough cough...myself* I am a semi-reformed late person. I am much, much better than I used to be. 😁

[@thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666]

Get outta my head!! 😄

[@GemsOfGrace]

Haha yes! I have ADD & can put it the effort to TRY and be early or on time but I just rarely happens! Only people that have it would understand.

[@lesliekanengiser8482]

I have ADHD but am chronically early. I will admit though to the disorganization situation. That is my major battle.

[@melissadaniels6559]

Yep! That would be me (adhd and chronically late)! 😬 The only difference is that I’m pretty sure I’m getting worse. 😩

[@renaemetcalf713]

My husband likes to go places without a GPS I think as a challenge to himself. It drives me nuts 🤣 This one was great!

[@fotochikyo]

Same!

[@stephaniep104]

"I just let the sun wake me up, that's God's alarm" -also my privilege

[@austinmccool2463]

I love that in the end, they're married.

[@biankatoth1786]

Once I called my friend to ask her when would she arrive. She said she was on her way, but I didn't hear any noise. She was still home.

[@mww59]

"It doesn't matter if I have 5 minutes or an hour, I will fill that time and inevitably be late" wooow, who gave you my secret?

[@gpaine]

"the dog needs neutered" oh that got me!!! Also. I have a few minutes before work. That reminds me...

[@AFeastOfIdeas]

I am 100% the early person. Each one got more and more accurate- scary 😂😂😂😂

[@maraglobosky2991]

It doesn’t matter if I have 5 minutes or an hour to get ready… TRUTH. I don’t understand this one but it’s soooo true.

[@melissadaniels6559]

It’s called “time blindness,” and most won’t understand. I hate that I do, but it is what it is. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@cristyb.7755]

Lol😂😂 My husband set the microwave and oven clock purposely ahead thinking that will make a difference. I’m good at math so…….I just mentally subtract the real time everyday! 😂😂😂😂

[@MrsDazl]

Yeah i never understood how that'ssupposed to work. Maybe if you had an old school alarm clock, no TV or phone or radio...?

[@madenewcristina]

“Pressure makes diamonds” I like that! No wonder why I always worked great under pressure 😂

[@shakira1702]

My thoughts exactly!🤣

[@pianogal879]

Jake looks so unbothered and happy. 😂

[@jshelton100]

Earliness shows eagerness. Lateness shows reluctance. 😂

[@missycl9200]

My anxiety says YES. Truth.

[@GemsOfGrace]

Not quite.

[@ShanaeBeautiful]

I definitely think theres some truth in thag🤔 lol..i.e pre-pandemic black Friday sales🤣🤣🤣😂

[@AliceRose413]

And this is why I’m always reluctant to get out of bed for work.

[@AliceRose413]

A sense of eagerness only exists in my life when I’m eager to leave and eager to get away from people.

[@catherinegarmon3027]

I once heard the explanation that people are either Time or Event oriented. So if you're time oriented, then you are thinking "at 7:00 p.m. on the 25th, we are going to the Carrabas on Hwy 214 for dinner", whereas if you are event oriented, you are thinking "on the 25th we are meeting the Smiths for dinner!" So in essence, one person is thinking about being at a place at a certain time, the other is thinking about eating dinner with friends. The event oriented are more likely to be late.

[@mharrington1217]

Jake having a coffee, a water bottle,etc in his hand is so true. Chronically late is actually a type with many layers haha

[@mrjennings9594]

I'm 100% the late person! This was hilarious

[@Kattywagon29]

My on time ratio is completely determined by whether or not the kids are with me. I should mention that all of my three kids are adults - college and one high school senior.

[@gretchenknurr580]

“Pressure makes diamonds.” My new mantra when running late. 😂

[@amyclutter7259]

I’m a chronically late person who is also a planner… so apparently I’m just a bad planner?? 😂 I always underestimate the time it takes to find the kids’ socks. To be fair, I do have to drag my feet sometimes to balance out my husband, or we would show up a half hour early to dinner at someone’s house.

[@patriciadurham643]

No way! No way! No way! Brad’s anxiety about being early is so me! Lol Packing two days early? Try a week early!! That’s me! I’m never late! I would really be stressed out! Lol lol

[@mielhoney]

“Pressure makes diamonds”…. This sums up my life 😂

[@catherinegarmon3027]

I really don't know why an early person bothers being early when they know they are meeting someone always late. Like, 20 minutes early plus 20 minutes late means you are sitting there like a sucker wasting 40 minutes!

[@dagman85]

I can definitely relate more to being late than early. I think part of the mental process that leads to chronic lateness is the desire to not waste time, which comes from the idea that if you arrive somewhere early, you'll be sitting around doing nothing. Of course this ignores the time of the other people that can get wasted when you arrive late to certain things. So it's definitely a myopic mindset, but I thought it might help people to understand some of what's behind it.

[@Rosie_C]

I joke that I have a fear of being early. 😳 But I try! “Punctuality is the politeness of kings and gentle people everywhere.”

[@tukufelicitas644]

This is very true

[@fotochikyo]

Dagman i had never thought of this. Very true for my mom, she's always late and I believe your theory is correct with her.

[@kellieeee]

Spot on!

[@ElizabethDohertyThomas]

I also think a sense of time is not always "natural" to some. I am really accurate with time, just by a combo of preparation and a mental sense of time. My darling husband has zero sense of time and zero sense of anxiety about it to even offset the lack of sense of it!

[@mackenzieller2163]

This video is so accurate. Also, loved the Christopher Churchmouse reference 😁

[@evirgil84]

Well I hope Rachel doesn’t feel too attacked by this one. I couldn’t believe was even holding on of her counseling books. 🤣 My worst ever late story was late to a funeral that they brought in the body once everyone was seated, so I had to walk in behind the coffin awkwardly while everyone looked at the family. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@jonkeller9214]

that is amazing 😂

[@glamgal28]

I am so notorious for being late in my family I told them when I pass to make sure my casket is at least 10 minutes late. An as of now I still want this to happen

[@markgothberg1744]

I had to rewind..."is he reading ASCA School Counselor?"😃

[@evirgil84]

@@markgothberg1744 Same! 🤣

[@sarahpearson7273]

I'm so glad that happened to someone else too. That just happened to my family last Saturday. I was so embarrassed.

[@burdeegirl]

I am both of these people: I'm always figuring out how to be early, very anxious about it, and then end up being late anyways

[@zurilyjones]

I’m the chronically late person who married the chronically early person. All of this is my life.

[@gokceleonard2855]

“Pressure makes diamonds” 😂😂 Golden!

[@alltheotherthings8410]

Didn't realize how chronically early I am until I realized I relate to nearly every single one of Brad's scenes 😅 I often have to visit clients' homes for work and won't stop using my GPS unless I'm 100000% sure I know where I'm going AND I have plenty of time in case I have to look up directions anyways. Most of my coworkers use the GPS ONCE, esp if it's in-town, and then leave with the half the amount of time they need to be on-time and just wing it.

[@byrdhaus]

“No way am I EVER going to be late on microwave time.” -- Too funny and too true in my household!! 🤪

[@emilyherzfeld1869]

All the cups he's holding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LaceyMaeBenson]

1:07 "pressure makes diamonds" absolutely floored me kudos guys! 🙋🏻‍♀️😹

[@choosehappy9224]

My ADHD brain likes the thrill of being late and rushing, trying to make it on time.

[@jaykay5086]

Every morning I wake up and think "if i start getting ready now, i'll be WAY too early" and end up rushing and late every day

[@beckyparker8990]

"The marine force" 😂😂

[@thejess121205]

How did I know Jake was making digs at Rachel’s tardiness😂 I feel like I can be both at different times. Church, I like to be on time. Gatherings, definitely late.

[@maryoconnor2527]

Bahahahaha "Pressure makes diamonds" is my new motto

[@pammentzer3584]

Grew up in a family of " always laters". We did the church "walk of shame" up the center isle to the 3rd pew on the left EVERY Sunday morning. UGH! We did penance after church by being the last ones out the door. 🙄 Still healing, obviously.

[@melissadaniels6559]

Same! 😂

[@kalakady8]

Man, based on these comments I think I’m glad I’m a late person because time does not stress me in the least. I have enough other anxieties, nightmares about being late are not one of them. My husband on the other hand is an early person who married a late person and I think he regrets it every day 😂 we balance each other out. I should say I don’t try to be late, but the mental overload when I’m trying to leave the house is immense.

[@ElizabethDohertyThomas]

"Pressure makes diamonds" OMG. I'm going to try to feel the beauty of that as I'm late thanks exclusively to my darling husband. 🤣

[@hannahdamsteegt7653]

Omg that Putt-Putt reference! I was CONVINCED I was the only one to remember playing those games as a child. 😂

[@chandrajohnson5908]

I try so hard to be that early person! Maybe 2023 will be my year! Haha! Love these videos!

[@endurancefueledfaith]

Jake, I have never felt more understood and seen. Thank you for that!

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

"if you get there early, there are donuts?!" ... this is screwing with my Catholic mind

[@emilysmith9821]

I’m one hundred percent Brad’s character & I have friends that are the opposite 😂

[@ariuna7]

Pressure makes diamond - this got me haha

[@jenniferdowney9938]

Love it but I was reeeally hoping Mr. Ellis Sr would get a parade readiness nod at some point. Bless his sweet heart. Loved that story and seeing him on the news w such a big heart inviting his family to come down. That's a good, VERY EARLY, soul right there. 😄

[@neelsnprayer]

" You want me to be on time every day!? What is this, the Marines?" 😂. Cracked me up.

[@CarroLeenah]

My parents are actually those two together. Mom the early person, always ready half an hour early. Dad is barely managing being places on time. When they need to go somewhere together...well, mom looks like she deserves Peace Nobel Price for not choosing active violence. I know opposites attract but these two 😂

[@lar-zd9rs]

Every clock in my house is set 10min fast lol. Doesn't help that everyone knows it's 10min fast, therefore, we're all still late haha

[@carolinebertagliacampanhol4453]

I thought I was the only one who did my makeup to church in the car. I relate way to much with the late person

[@OutfitRepeater]

“Pressure makes diamonds” 😂 this is the mentality that keeps me a procrastinator… oops

[@blugreen123]

I'm a chronically early person. Being late gives me so much anxiety!

[@zorkwork3841]

I'm an "on time" type of person. I have all of my clocks set ahead at different variations throughout the house .(silently driving my hubby nuts) Then again..people laugh because we still own clocks!!!! But there is something nice about getting up early..being awake and seeing and incredible and varied sunrise...listening to birds and early morning sounds..Being on time gives you the illusion of being in control...even when your not. When I worked in the serious work world..I was always 20 minutes early..I could get myself organized without being frazzled ,and be ready for the day .I worked as an intake worker in a mental health facility so things could get intense easily..Believe me..being an early ,on time, type really helped in those situations of stress because you had the sense of being prepared.Makes sense..Yes!!

[@sammiekrieg5601]

My husband has set all the clocks in our houses and vehicles to different times, but he’s still late. I think it’s more of a math exercise to figure out what time it actually is at this point. Gotta stay sharp.

[@Sheba_316]

😂😂😂 "pressure makes diamonds."

[@mollyrenaldo624]

I am Jake and my poor bf is Brad......but this is SPOT on!.....Only missing the unmistakable anxiety of the early person, when the late person makes them be ONLY on time 😂😂

[@skylarsa]

That church scoot was too relatable 😂

[@WeezieV]

1:48 that is me! My problem.

[@melissaz8166]

dang this was such a good vid! loved this one!!

[@amberyoung4425]

I'm late for everything but work lol! This was hilarious!!😂😂

[@movieguy117]

Wait wait wait… The different times trick only works if the clock that is supposed to keep you on time is set to be ahead of the actual time. So if the real time is 2:51 and the microwave is set to 2:30 and you go by the microwave time, you will be 20 minutes late. The microwave needs to be set to 3:10.

[@gabbypearson7993]

“Pressure makes diamonds😅”

[@undefined6251]

I really appreciate the Christopher Church mouse reference!

[@jmitch8483]

💯 Jake describes me way too accurately

[@joshuasmith9312]

That "Sorry Eugeeeennnee!" 😂😂😂😂

[@michiganabigail]

I’m late to almost everything, always, but I really try to be on time! But last Sunday I was 20 minutes late to church, despite my best intentions!

[@elizabethcochran3395]

So I am the early one and my husband is the late one. I say, "okay we could leave now and be 15 minutes early" (which would not be weird for the situation) and he's like, "oh, that means I have time to do 'x'" and he underestimated how long "x" would take.

[@VERONICALIGONCRAVIN]

This one was crazy funny! Brad always makes me laugh and I jus LOVE Jake!

[@parkerellis2010]

Marine Force 😂😂😂 You two are hysterical! I am always late.

[@marissabulso6439]

You are both hilarious. 😂😂❤

[@maranathaacts1327]

So many gems in this skit, pressure makes diamonds💎" I just let the sun🌞light wake me up, that's GODs alarm clock"⏰

[@KeilaBevins]

1:55 my mom does this, only stressed and yelling that we are going to be late. So I guess it’s the combination of the two, lol

[@jocelyneke6445]

I never got people who set their watches 15 minutes ahead of time. I like Jake' way of setting all the clocks differently.

[@amandagracedeal8710]

Wow! I totally forgot about the putt putt purple car! Flashback. Thanks!

[@Weare3d2y]

Microwave time is so relatable!!!! When brads just pouring water!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 he’s even early for his coffee (too early 🤣)

[@michele3964]

this was just perfect!

[@kimaparks2592]

Omg!!!! I’m …BOTH! I pack days ahead of travel, lay out the next day clothes & have my work bag packed, and everything situated in the order I do them. But I’m constantly late… because I’m always doing other things when I think there’s extra time… like neutering the dog 😝🤣

[@GinBean23]

Love this video! You guys are hilarious!

[@dggirl6190]

My In-laws are extremely early people. One time they took my nephews to the circus and got there three hours early. There were only a few other cars in the parking lot. That is way too much.