Earning $1,568,658,989,523 by ignoring animal rights

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3 ай бұрын

These moose had it too good too long.
They're making me money now and that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Moose Miners - store.steampowered.com/app/25...
Music provided by:
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@ItZVoid9018 3 ай бұрын

Anyone else get triggered by the one railway that wasn't matching up

@InfraSolid 3 ай бұрын

Honestly he had to be doing it on purpose

@pedrolmlkzk 3 ай бұрын

Yes

@rakkersdoraya1233 3 ай бұрын

Yes

@ApocolypseChild 3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that was the games way of letting you know which rail is the center one. Every time he purchased more you could see that they all bought at once and the next click the middle rail would catch up by one. It's an odd choice and makes for a less satisfying experience but I think this is one of the rare moments where it actually ISN'T DFs fault. 😆

@starlightbreaker561 3 ай бұрын

@@ApocolypseChild nope, rails is the one system where if you select them all and upgrade, it doesn't upgrade until even, it just upgrades across the board

@lingonstudios 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for checking out my game! It is really cool seeing it on your channel. I have been watching a lot of your videos over the last year since you show off idle and incremental games in a very nice way. It has been really good for getting inspiration for Moose Miners.

@thearkmecha4637 3 ай бұрын

You made a really cool game!

@soccpuppet4638 3 ай бұрын

when does the player ever want to only upgrade some of their stuff instead of all of them

@Triscraft 3 ай бұрын

@@soccpuppet4638 What if... Someone wants to make.. Mega moose.. Just 1 super upgraded mega moose. :D

@lingonstudios 3 ай бұрын

@@soccpuppet4638 Yeah as @Triscraft said some might enjoy making a super moose. There is also the possibility to have different upgrades on different groups of moose by using the control groups. So you might have your elite squad that is focused on mining deep to certain more valuable gems, while the rest of the moose are mining the easier gems on the sides and don't need as much upgrades.

@Bradok488 3 ай бұрын

nice game friend keep the great work

@PoroGamre 3 ай бұрын

"I don't think we have enough miners" "I don't think we have enough minors"

@infinite4809 2 ай бұрын

Your profile pic suits this comment so much.

@wahman13 3 ай бұрын

If you look closely each moose will pick a row to work down, so more moose means wider cuts

@noobyplayz2840 3 ай бұрын

ohhh

@jordanrayton7629 3 ай бұрын

They just go toward whichever rock is closest to the conveyor

@mean4276 3 ай бұрын

@@jordanrayton7629 They go towards the closest FREE ROW and they have to work from the first material before the last material so if there isn't a free row that is close, they go back to a bad resource

@SSZaris Ай бұрын

You can also set up a control group and a flag and then define exactly where you want them to mine

@fraserwiebe7177 3 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I can confirm this is what we use moose for

@lIl-bs4oe 3 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I can back this one up

@NoahMcDonnell-jf7po 3 ай бұрын

as an Australian i cant confirm

@infinite4809 2 ай бұрын

As an Englanian i strongly disapprove this fact

@christiankeys3045 3 ай бұрын

DF not realising there's a upgrade Max for the mine carts and rails and instead individually clicking them 🤣

@Riftweaver1981 3 ай бұрын

he realizes that.. these games almost always have a max upgrade option. he just likes to click

@ThatNerdAlbert 3 ай бұрын

@@Riftweaver1981clicking addiction

@davidnoranavascues4489 3 ай бұрын

I'm falling asleep from time to time, until i hear "I'm gonna buy more miners" and i wake up

@fluppet2350 3 ай бұрын

“Let’s spend $50 000 on miners” -DF

@CarJul666 3 ай бұрын

I could listen to this Canadian talking passionately about mooses for hours. Thanks DF.

@jonathanramiro100yearsago 3 ай бұрын

Moose + huge circulsr blades = happy three friend (usually)

@fraserwiebe7177 3 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I can confirm this is is what we use moose fir

@jonathanramiro100yearsago 3 ай бұрын

@@fraserwiebe7177 i forgor DF is Canadian,no wonder why he's like this....or he already sold his emotion to idk what it is.

@fnaflover9461 3 ай бұрын

is this a htf reference?

@cheeeeeesewithbadmouseandk1044 3 ай бұрын

Spicy childhood memory

@BlindmanDru 3 ай бұрын

My favorite part of this game was the button that bring all miners up to equal. Not enough games do that

@Djarnor 3 ай бұрын

I just beat the demo. The whole thing. It took me 6 hours thank you

@ligma371 2 ай бұрын

Wow. Absolutely stunning video, DF! Keep up the great work

@user-jg8jd8mm6u 3 ай бұрын

This is MINING away at my sanity lol

@TotallyACat 3 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, I can confirm that this is what the typical Canadian production line looks like.

@jamzgamez6435 3 ай бұрын

"the more we're mining, the more we're penetrating upwards!"

@Thatmemeguylols 3 ай бұрын

Watching those hardworking moose maximize profits in a gem-mining frenzy is oddly satisfying!

@azaadkhan5977 3 ай бұрын

Dangerouslyfunny: every inch counts Most true thing anyone ever said 😂

@Isawthatbro31 3 ай бұрын

That's what she said 🤵🏻

@krembogames3304 3 ай бұрын

Dangerously gunny is the person that can make a thumbnail like this and still make an entertaining video

@user-kk1ue2xr2o 3 ай бұрын

To see where this man has come from is horrifying , stardue valley to animal abuse💀💀

@mastereduimusic 3 ай бұрын

Come from? Df was BORN in animal abuse…

@user-kk1ue2xr2o 3 ай бұрын

@@mastereduimusic watch his first video then you’ll see what I’m talking about

@meganwipper9774 Ай бұрын

DF is an awesome yt he deserves 90m subs!

@NH-ce5im 3 ай бұрын

Moose? DF's Canadian is showing

@alexandermaraist3486 3 ай бұрын

DF is such an amazing content creator, he never fails to entertain me

@Nugget5444 11 күн бұрын

1:23 YT captions: "We'll buy another minor and pop that down..."

@sasukesuite1 3 ай бұрын

I need more of this game!

@lIl-bs4oe 3 ай бұрын

He just completed the demo

@Frau_Brotchen 3 ай бұрын

I think I will have Tacos for Dinner Tonight.

@ExoticButters8783 17 күн бұрын

That sounds nice. :)

@Frau_Brotchen 17 күн бұрын

@@ExoticButters8783 I don't know why I commented this. Thank you for responding, I suppose

@Axel-wo6qu 3 ай бұрын

After watching this, i played it myself and mined every ore in the demo

@gooznf5243 3 ай бұрын

I saw the title and I was like “how can this possibly go wrong”

@isaacgonzo 3 ай бұрын

This title, with me getting an ad for cat litter before video is a funny combo

@Megaman634 3 ай бұрын

"We need more miners" PHRASING!

@pedrolmlkzk 3 ай бұрын

I was just watching the RCE's video about this game

@Rexdruipk. 2 ай бұрын

One of my fav KZbinr i fogot i loved this channel😊

@Tatsuki300 3 ай бұрын

Anyone else lose their mind watching the one shorter rail stay shorter?

@diamondplayz2145 3 ай бұрын

Hi DF. Exploiting animals to make money. SWEET!!! For DF that is.

@rakkersdoraya1233 3 ай бұрын

Can you just upgrade that one railway in the middle? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@sniper6057 3 ай бұрын

Pls do longer vids and more of this game

@Kraus- 2 ай бұрын

The reason the miners were moving backwards is because only one moose can mine a whole column at a time. More miners will make them spread out.

@donovanives2963 3 ай бұрын

I can’t stop focusing on the one rail being a different length. Literally driving me insane lmfao

@FurryNonsense 3 ай бұрын

He could have gotten further 100x times faster if he bought more miners

@prosocial_lad 2 ай бұрын

Can we get like six more episodes of this

@invidofinp1828 3 ай бұрын

Dangerously Funny and Mildly Infuriating with that rail.

@Sekirei45 2 ай бұрын

i like to say "meese" when theres alot of moose

@brianarsuaga5008 3 ай бұрын

Quirky balance to this one. Played through the demo. The speed stats are practically useless- everything's too slow anyway- so rails are by far the most important thing for making money by reducing walk distance. All the gems convert damage->$ at effectively the same rate, so basically only rail length and damage matter. On top of that, the saw speed stat scales multiplicatively unlike the damage stat, to the point that the damage stat isn't worth buying past the middle of the game. In the end, a sweet spot of roughly 80 moose and maybe 40 grinders doing the mining was right for me. As a tip- your rails/carts are more densely packed than necessary. Build maybe a third or fourth as many rails as grinders, skipping two or three lanes in between. They'll still easily keep up, but will be MUCH less expensive to build, and have the benefit of not taking so long to fill before you get your money. (Still, use the minecart quantity upgrade quite a lot- it more or less directly improves throughput, and even somewhat reduces the journey time since they can get so long. If your carts are running behind, don't build more rails- build more minecarts on them.)

@albytross8681 3 ай бұрын

This game is def cool but I think it will run into the problem of no real replayability unless more is added to it, there’s not really a point or goal to the game as you just kind of afk mine until you get bored. I do think it would be fun to see how long it takes to mine the entire map with no upgrades. But fun as in a going to bed while the game plays sort of way

@artlover2866 3 ай бұрын

so when we getting factory farmed moose milk? or will we still not completely ignore how much suffering the moose's have to go through in order for us to buy one bag of moose milk lol?

@Axel-wo6qu 3 ай бұрын

Oh, they go back to mine the beginning because they can only mine from below.

@fytos_ 3 ай бұрын

This game's pretty silly, I like it

@epic6501 3 ай бұрын

no way it's the game from the mobile ads

@preferreconable 3 ай бұрын

Finally playing this game

@DaleWolfe-mt7kf 2 ай бұрын

I didn't know his name was Dan

@SuperJelly55 3 ай бұрын

Onward and upward! 🗣🌼

@abbycat4kids440 3 ай бұрын

I think the mooses need to have a gem broken underneath that gem to mine it so that’s why there going back to the pinks

@ryanb50 3 ай бұрын

There can only be one moose on a column at a time hence some move back to a free column 🤦‍♂️

@Jackplayz-12345 3 ай бұрын

Me looking at his profile thinking it’s dangerously fuming forgetting there is his name next to it

@frid7434 3 ай бұрын

Devilishly Furious

@nathannorthrenia8810 2 ай бұрын

13:31 DF's real voice slipped for a second.

@jameyevans6288 3 ай бұрын

MORE! MOOOOORRRREEEEE!

@Brianchase010 13 күн бұрын

Please play more of this

@Realwizardhours 3 ай бұрын

ANIMALS👏🙌DONT👏🙌HAVE👏🙌RIGHTS👏🙌

@ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq 3 ай бұрын

df, you shouldn't drag them back, each moose only goes back if all the lanes are full. Thus if they are dragged they will never work

@inu3344 3 ай бұрын

Cleared all the gems in the Demo

@Violet_games1 3 ай бұрын

This is how Canada minse gems we just don't want anyone else to know

@zolazar6928 Ай бұрын

DF, I am in no way affiliated with any type of department related to the government. Since we've made that clear, I am going to ask you, did the "pile of minerals" consent to you "drilling a giant chasm" in them? I'm not asking for any particular reason, just wandering...

@popvypancake 3 ай бұрын

what kind of fever dream is this game!

@lazarsharky 3 ай бұрын

Gotta love a classic DF video title.

@the_Datana 3 ай бұрын

the moose only dug forward others went to another row to dig forward

@UnluckyFatGuy 3 ай бұрын

Mooses! Meeses! Millions of moosen!

@user-cy4yl2mq2m 3 ай бұрын

you should play roboquest its a pretty fun game that is a rougelike game that i think you will enjoy

@charolettepatterson965 3 ай бұрын

Sup Crazy . . .

@Frau_Brotchen 3 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once...

@illusionalperson676 2 ай бұрын

@@Frau_Brotchen They locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats!

@willroesler6727 3 ай бұрын

🖐 I'm proud to say I don't use tick tok

@avgchz9444 3 ай бұрын

You should play deep rock survivors

@DaysofKnight 3 ай бұрын

This looks like a fun game, but the dumbest part about it, and why I won't play it, is bexauae the stupid individual upgrades for everything. It's dumb, just put upgrades that effect all, all the time, even if it's new or just placed. Not uogrades individually per thing

@knights420 3 ай бұрын

you must tell me how you found games like these

@WilliamBoller 3 ай бұрын

"wonder how many I can get until the game gives up" - let's not blame the game for something that might be more on your CPU

@KainYusanagi 3 ай бұрын

Not fixing the one rail that's shorter than the rest is frustrating. It's just a little effort, FIX IT DANGIT! q_q

@WoutervanWilligen 3 ай бұрын

ADHD alert: The middle rails are constantly lacking behind 😢😢😢

@incrediblebat 3 ай бұрын

N8 is king

@ac3sw1ld2 3 ай бұрын

You find the dumbest games ever. . .and I love it

@NoahGooder 3 ай бұрын

i had a double take because i thought this game was out now.

@Bread-xl4wi 3 ай бұрын

17:59 average discord mod problems

@VincentNieblas 3 ай бұрын

Bros voice is hell

@marveludus 3 ай бұрын

i wonder, if you bought no upgrades at all, and just left it running until everything was mined... how much money would you have?

@og3244 3 ай бұрын

Now you have to go wide

@DaleWolfe-mt7kf 2 ай бұрын

Or is that a short for dangerously funny

@coltonturner4891 3 ай бұрын

He finally figured out you can add carts at 11:42, your not even paying attention to your ants dude smh, I was like look at them waiting for there unintellectual boss to add carts so they can drop the stuff, instead of waiting.