Earth Defense Force 5 is fun

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[@CornHolePatrol]

fuck this game, I love it!

[@michalo.gregorius1313]

A love & hate relationship in a single sentence.

[@Boo.7361]

You suffer for enjoyment. There are no rewards from this transaction, there's more suffering than enjoyment.

[@Forvennm]

Dont fuck it!

[@brianmacario2224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@halo129830]

Gotta love how he uses c&c renegade music over it

[@keepitclassy3254]

God, I love some of the dialogue in this game "What are we fighting?!" *"H O S T I L E F O R C E S"*

[@paxhumana2015]

Random Soldier: "What are we fighting"? Me: "Fresh meat".

[@frostcore2214]

“What are we fighting?” “Targets”

[@MegacWasTaken]

"i miss kitty0706" time to rewatch team fabulous 2

[@Lajos_Kelemen]

Time to rewatch Mass Defect

[@jetaddict420]

time to weep and remember a true legend

[@butterballboy221]

Time to watch Gmod brawl

[@kekula69]

I miss him too

[@butterballboy221]

@@kekula69 we all do

[@darkassassin6457]

The bugs life sequel lookin a lil different to how I’d predict...

[@quandaledingle1641]

Really?

[@Daddy-ht8jn]

Ahh yes, bugs life 2: The next world war

[@zerrierslizer1]

ah yes, Bugs Life 2: Invasion Boogaloo.

[@dimas3829]

more like Starship Troopers 2

[@TerribleWarden]

Me: *Getting my inside ripped out* Also me: Oh we are the valiant infantry~

[@registeredwarcriminal980]

Oorah

[@jekdumablackowl5344]

We are the alpha team with passion and camaraderie!!! (bugs are filling the screen)

[@Dragoderian]

Nothing on "The EDF Deploys"

[@diesinjapanese4754]

J: One of my Russian friends is pretending to be a girl online Snake: Oh no... Me: *Looks to the right noticing 3 uploads from TheRussianBadger*

[@Kanister0]

I saw russianbadger make a payday video when i was watching LOL

[@rampage75_25]

JFJ, Corn hole patrole and The RussianBadger would make a great team

[@gojizard704]

You from the future cuz russian badger made a vid

[@derpy.1]

Duuuuude, Your Foreshadowing is ridiculous

[@ThatBeePerson]

The funny thing is russianbadger is from canada

[@johngun4377]

JFJ saying “THE BANEBLADE” is what I needed in life

[@shaggdagg]

BANEBLADE

[@Lobertherp]

IT IS THE BANEBLADE

[@AnnaMorkin]

Is it made of wood

[@Boo.7361]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER.

[@johngun4377]

@@Boo.7361 AH, A WARPSPIDER

[@thomasdiehl43]

AIR RAIDER BEST CLASS

[@Delta-mo6hn]

AIR RAIDERS FOR LIFE

[@fabulous55641]

ONLY class

[@ChazVern]

YEEEEEEAAAH

[@OnlyArk]

How in the flying fuck is your comment 5 hours ago?

[@InsaneToats]

Clearly you've never played flying fencer, who can outrunning a wingdiver.

[@teacakes6861]

I fear no man, but Adam's Mom... it scares me

[@johngun4377]

Adam’s mom: I AM NO MAN

[@Soldaten7788]

The word "it" here has some implications.

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

@@Soldaten7788 realistically just 1 - "a force of nature" -, as that's a well known phrase.

[@Sairren37]

"Oh, my turrets retarded! NOOOO!!!" - The D&D party's artificer

[@Boo.7361]

Imagine a turret with ADHD.

[@Sairren37]

@@Boo.7361 isn't that just a malfunctioning aimbot?

[@Boo.7361]

@@Sairren37 *myes*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@Boo.7361 well no need for a callout

[@EGH666]

little did he know, turret was actually shooting the purple crystal

[@hyper3924]

I love how the progression of power they gain, from small airstrikes TO DEATH MECHS

[@Phucketmcsucket]

Real fun begins when you've got four people playing air raiders. Every battle is a massive light show as gunships go brrrrrr brrrrr brrrrrr, artillery level every last building on the map and the orbital bombardment chick ahegao's from calling in almost nonstop orbital bombardments.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Nix Red Coat O.P.

[@Arch_the_Protogen]

Me, fibin' to the video JFJ: Man I really miss Kitty0706 Me, instantly sad

[@meowmeowmeow594]

Fuck yeah beeper

[@imlostandneedanswers1310]

I'm lost and need answers, WHO is Kitty0706

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@imlostandneedanswers1310 one of the greatest SFM Creators of all time. he sadly died of Leukemia a few years back and since then the SFM community has been a lot more empty as it lost it's biggest star. i loved that man like a brother and i miss talking to him every day. he was such a nice person and an amazing content creator. my favorite video and the last one he made was Team Fabulous 2. please check it out and also check out the community remake that was made for it by other animators as it is a magical and amazing tribute to Kitty0706's greatest work.

[@RodWaffle]

@@imlostandneedanswers1310 he quit making videos because he was tired of it :)

[@Kozzly]

This looks like a game you'd see someone in a movie playing

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

This game is why the average Japanese teen has less sex than the average U.S. incel.

[@nostromo9743]

lmao

[@LightningBlaze100]

When you get hit by a hammer disguised as a body pillow: "Taken down by a gamer"

[@kestrel2045]

I can't believe J knew how to essentially master Fencer movement, but didn't know how to riposte (Its when you use your jump jets right before you hit the ground after going into ragdoll, its awesome)

[@emerald_lord2267]

I think "2 men in a super tank blasting giant spiders while singing 'bones in the ocean'" was the last thing I expected to see today...

[@muhnoodles]

Goddang J you mentioning Kitty0706 is gonna make me pull a Pewdiepie Walking Dead Season 1 ending moment

[@MozzyTheMoose]

This is a criminally underrated game. Can't wait for EDF6

[@markmcgehee3864]

It’s being made And a second EDF spinoff like iron rain shall come first From what I heard that one is like a bunch of semi pixelated characters from other edfs So I hope the Insect Armmagedon wing skater

[@nguyenten6877]

@@markmcgehee3864 it already released like 3 months ago, it's just that the english translation is in may, also its had an offical website for a whiile on top of the shit load of videos on the offical channel

[@markmcgehee3864]

@@nguyenten6877 oh But does it have the Armageddon Hover scater version of the wing diver

[@Darkoriax17]

Well we got a spinoff. Basically if EDF was in Minecraft…and it’s…not bad.

[@Darkoriax17]

@@markmcgehee3864 It has pretty much every unit from every EDF game.

[@consul282]

*OH WE ARE THE VALIANT INFANTRY*

[@Delta-mo6hn]

WE ARE THE ALPHA TEAM WITH PASSION AND COMRADERIE

[@grrmxy_00]

HEAR US AS WE SHOUT AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, BE CALM AND BE BOLD RAISE YOUR GUNS!

[@Tom-hk2ep]

DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN EXTENDING YOUR CAR'S WARRANTY?

[@insertcoolusernamehere9518]

@@Tom-hk2ep you fucked it up dude, you fucked it up!

[@gojizard704]

@@Tom-hk2ep YOURE A FAILURE YOU RUINED IT!

[@generalfranky1905]

13:04 omg that part broke me hard XD

[@FightCain]

9:36 “I miss kitty0706”..... Damn..... muh..... muh heart.... Muh...... muh SOUL! It HURTS

[@MetalDEmpire]

me too...

[@Hyren00]

i really really like hellbent's voice it just makes me feel empowered

[@lilseizy5922]

So glad EDF is getting more recognition nowadays

[@renderfailed2789]

A million years could pass, and no one could be as courageous as that one guy

[@ctrouble2309]

I died when nobody but you laughed at the your momma joke

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I died.

[@5H11N4]

This entire video was a callback to JFJ finally getting revenge on those ants that ruined his bag of chips while he became a cowboy.

[@deadlydragneelgaming1858]

I woke up, opened yt, and this was the first thing on my recommended, thank you youtube.

[@Biodeamon]

damn jfj really out there with that with them spicy jokes about "retired" youtubers

[@AstraOG]

mhm yea retired from this mortal realm

[@bootyman20]

“Sir, there are too many of them!” “...” “Sir?” *fart noise*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

youre the best sir!

[@paxhumana2015]

Well, knowing how bad mine are sometimes, there would not be so many of them once I let one loose in their general direction.

[@RenGraes]

*Notices the ammo counts on some vehicles and armor rating on vehicles around **10:00* ..... HAAAAAAAX!! but I honestly don't care, this shit's hilarious. Worth it!

[@vla1ne]

The recoil for the titan gives it away really. That said, that just makes me want to find out where to get the mods so i can use that ungodly titan cannon like a flamethrower.

[@ashtonj.5518]

In one video you remind me hellbent is still around and make me smile then you bring up kitty0706 and give me a whole slurry of memories,

[@creepdimensions2405]

Hellbent? Damn J your moving up in the world to work with someone from our childhoods.

[@Smetrix]

Yeah like wth, I completely forgot about that dude lol

[@StripedTheProtector]

*you're

[@MrStone125]

Ur

[@Celestial_Ibuki]

@@StripedTheProtector yrue’ro*

[@c0baltl1ghtn1ng]

"I miss Kitty0706" Now I'm sad... "I wonder why he stopped making videos, maybe he got bored of it" Now I'm *Mad*

[@AK-oj3vk]

He passed away, I guessed they don't know.

[@Christian23242]

@@AK-oj3vk i think JFJ knows

[@ZACKMAN2007]

He died a long time back, a bit before my time :(

[@moonraven6145]

"WTF is going on?!" basically this game summed up.

[@isolatedviews7807]

That's a lotta bugs!!! That'll be four bucks, baby!!! Love that Kung Pow reference LOL!

[@cleabus]

hi j : )

[@axelmilan4292]

"Where is my car?!" "Okay, my vehicle broke." Air Raider summarized in two sentences

[@slammurai6492]

I'm so happy J read me and some other dudes comments about Fencer dash cancelling Seeing it click for J and seeing him fall in love with the class was so much fun

[@Gonroamin]

Hopefully he gets around to seeing some of the air raider combo weapons, because those are just hilarious too!

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@Gonroaminsuch as?

[@commanderfoxtrot]

Two swords as one of your 2 Fencer loadouts, and then 2 of the self-locking missile pods as the other.... most-satisfying Fencer build I've played. 9/10, would only switch class if it meant using the other type of Powered Exoskeleton. Edit: also... _Rangaa_

[@user-BadUsername]

EDF is the most chaotic and underrated game out there, fun for days🤣

[@paxhumana2015]

Crimson Sea 1 and 2 basically started the whole Earth Defense Force franchise.

[@galacticheroman]

YES!! The Earth Defense Force is my favorite game franchise! Glad to see ya playin' it, J! More people need to know about the series!

[@tremorauragod3974]

People talking about Kitty0706 and stuff, while I ask this I can’t believe you brought Hellbent. Cause most skits with him is just too funny

[@acetrigger1337]

Air Raider is the class where you friends have fun BECAUSE OF YOU.

[@Hackerman2005]

10:11 JFJ knows the joestar secret technique. one of the js must mean joestar

[@corporalregicide5248]

he even sounds like Joseph

[@TheDracoStar]

*EDF* *EDF* *EDF* *OH WE ARE THE VALIANT INFANTRY!*

[@kostastevic4807]

As always JFJ your videos are amazing video bordering on pure madness in a fun way and the very way you play games alone and with friends and fell into the video now I have become a god.

[@thaddeushenry9730]

I WANT ADAM'S MOM TO PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, AT LEAST ONCE PLEASE

[@donaldsmith6621]

If this was a real battle field your ears would be gone, from the constant bullets flying ever where to the excessive patriotism, fun!

[@paxhumana2015]

Yeah, so why not shut up before we send you as a special present to the enemy, Donnie?

[@blastmole299]

EDF!! EDF!!

[@DB-cn6rw]

Other classes CLAIM that they're just as good as Air Raiders, but their classes lack giant robots Curious

[@lukechai5833]

I remember playing EDF 2025 on the Xbox with my dad for so long that we each had 20,000 health and all max weapons

[@Theflyinsquirrel117]

This was a nonstop fustercluck of shittery I could not stop enjoying. I need more people like you in life to fuck around with.

[@KazeMemaryu]

Nothing's more fun than defending the earth from any alien attack with the bois!

[@alvinvalentino5797]

This game = screaming embodied

[@slimerocket1]

Yaknow, really glad to hear the Streets of Rogue music, fun game and great music!

[@SkedarX9]

Playing a chaotic game with another chaotic games music. God fucking bless Kane.

[@maxr848]

JFJ, I love your fun videos so much.

[@mako1097]

Damn, Bones in the Ocean? This sock has some good taste.

[@disinfect2993]

I agree rip kitty0706 Eliot goes to school was amazing

[@Boo.7361]

If your in the middle of all this, your ears would be melted off from the sheer patriotism.

[@Fractured676]

1:24 Wasn't expecting a Kungpow reference.

[@snekdad7100]

After jfj in grounded defeated the giant ants and spider he is drafted into the EDF

[@anxioustoad174]

This video was an amazing roller coaster full of laughter from start to finish.

[@tord6725]

I remember when J and Corn were talking about guns that made fart noises when fired and I suggested it be called the chipotlAK-47

[@Drivaawwrrr]

TO DEFEND OUR EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!

[@pairrot_keets]

I’m glad I actually stayed watching this video instead of leaving cuz bugs

[@lukethenuke9451]

Didn’t ever think I’d hear the hellbent after planet Dolan

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

* artillery strike lands * *GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH!*

[@HToga]

EDF is incredibly underrated

[@DarkysLPs]

Can confirm that Snahkay is indeed funny, always brings good energy to his streams and videos.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Tempest a1 is O. FRICKING. P. That shit can chunk out over half the health of an archelus.

[@SigmaForgeAlpha]

This madlad using the good ol' Renegade OST

[@jakeking974]

Did you just KICKFLIP A TANK?! 11/10

[@taxinvasion260]

Reminds me of a mech game I played on xbox 360, it was free i think but I forgot it's name.

[@duckwithagun2791]

This video made me want to find my old xbox 360 disk of earth defense force

[@ScuffedSoldier123]

“So many explosions this is getting ridiculous” Good old EDF

[@andrewowens4421]

It wouldn't be a good EDF game if there weren't more explosions than absolute necessary.

[@Whimmirth]

17:56 thats what we need brody X jfj playing edf making up yo mama jokes lol

[@doctorcorvus1319]

This looks to be the most funniest game to play when high off your ass, I so am buying this game

[@haukilex]

man i love EDF, and the silly over the top anime game with funny voice lines and funnier lore. Like ants evolving in to dragons.

[@nickperry7495]

Every time a vehicle went crazy, I was instantly thinking the DEJA VU initial D song, some things never change 🥺

[@Fire-dz7gj]

Someone is going to turn this into a bass drop 11:24

[@yasinwhite5737]

i tuned in this stream and i just saw a giant robot with jojo music beating the shit out of aliens

[@TeamOneDay]

10:49 Lol the trainer beeps.

[@Darkoriax17]

*looks at title finally instead of just clicking on the video cuz of the sock* …yeah you’re not wrong, EDF5 is pretty fun, especially when you have buds to play with.

[@AuraArondight]

6:31 That's a highlight for sure.

[@kellinwinslow1988]

Must have put in over 600 hours in this game getting the platinum. Had my Wing Diver well over 50,000 health. Have played all the EDF games that have been released here. Can't wait for World Brothers in a few weeks.

[@Drillz007]

1:24 THATS ALOT OF NUTS

[@ninjos4]

on the one hand, i love that he finally made this, on the other hand i am disappointed that he didn't include the near 10 minute clip of him going 1v1, mech vs bowser, to the tune of the mighty morphin power rangers extended theme with no commentary. i understand that there may have been a copyright issue as well as the fact that such a long segment doesn't fit with his highly edited style. i understand, i'm just also upset. I'm gonna go now, track it down, and watch it again.

[@ninjos4]

if anybody was interested, i found the vod, it's 690 early in. mission start @ 5:00, *real shit* starts @ 5:48, cinematic combo @11:10, J... loses?? @ 11:25, moral of the story @ 12:55

[@theterminator3126]

remember, the only good bug is a dead bug.

[@Nsixtyfourlink]

I hear a trainer. As long as you all are on the same page about it and having fun. Good video.

[@spookispoopi6840]

6:32 I actually jumped lmao

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

The EDF use supreme tactics like, -Biking Down A Hole to engage Giant Enemy Spiders Head On -Chanting their patriotic song to demoralize the horde of ants -My. Ass. Is. Heavy

[@omarabe26]

Wat

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

@@omarabe26 You don't need to understand their superior tactics

[@omarabe26]

@@PurelyHyperbolic >ok

[@ser-render-ser-vivor-ser-junn]

this music is like streets of rogue but a banger

[@blimey9619]

Love you man, keep being you You amazing sock bastard Thank you for making me fucking die from laughter whenever I watch your vids, brightens up my day like a lot

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Oh fuck, the risk of rogue ost? Damn you have SERIOUSLY good taste.

[@Omaha18]

I also mis Kitty0706.. Rip Elliot :( Edit: WHO THE HELL IS ADAM'S MOM? WHERE DOES SHE GET ALL THIS MONEY FROM?...I mean, don't get me wrong, im not complaining, shit, it probably means we get more great vids from you but shit!

[@rat7464]

Hell yeah you got the streets of rogue music

[@hearteyes0143]

the fucking Streets of Rogue soundtrack

[@ITZzHELLFIRE1]

Can somone explain whats happening in some of these clips? With the rapid fire and 9999 health are these mods or is there like secret weapons/cheats in the game?

[@omarabe26]

You can actually get 99999+ armor in this game but it takes a devil of a time to do. And there are a lot of weapons in this game that are practically handheld miniguns.

[@autisonm]

You made me buy this game

[@drnoname2098]

That streets of rouge OST do be poppin