The Earth Defense Force 5 Experience (feat. JFJ)

fuck this game, I love it!
this game was literally a fever dream so i had to make the video 10x worse than that.
Thanks JFJ for holding my hand through this nightmare
check him out!
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Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 - Brain Freeze
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Theme Song
• Mighty Morphin Power R...
Command And Conquer Red Alert - Chaos
• Red Alert Remastered S...

[@TheDrunkenTankard]

1:50 Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!

[@josharmstrong8813]

EDF just looked at a game of rock and sock em robots and thought *"yeah let's make that!"* Alien making giant ants and frog and crap so why can't we do the same!

[@jimmyashtray7665]

R O B O B I T C H

[@willr.1495]

“Our big green style, cannot be defeated!”

[@NNYYLL]

Oorah!

[@jots3293]

"We had two sticks and a rock.. and we had to share the rock."

[@thejfj]

damn I'm looking gooooooooooooooood

[@lordjeremetrius]

Darn straight

[@yenmeng]

GOATED

[@jimmyashtray7665]

You sure looked good to that giant frog bruh

[@hazmat2879]

Him?!

[@ftgdarkwolf1411]

The best pair of idiots we have to save the world from the alien scum who have attacked us love ya J And Corn

[@Squiders]

The only man qualified to defend Earth 5 times

[@josharmstrong8813]

Full to the Brim with memes and Hearty laughter just the way I like it

[@callsigndobermanairsoft4209]

yes the only way to experience a game properly

[@crimsonsam9814]

Soon to be 6

[@Joe-ve9xz]

The man who saved the earth 5 times before, is about to do it again…

[@yukiterumi7371]

@@crimsonsam9814 8 times*

[@henrybartholomew3314]

The video is basically Corn filming JFJ having fun

[@CornHolePatrol]

Yeah I was on the ground most of the time XD

[@orinb8654]

@@CornHolePatrol heard that from jfj's video

[@louselcortes9489]

SUS SUS SUS

[@yuridelacruz2480]

@@CornHolePatrolThe average ranger experience.

[@rasdread0989]

"I don't wanna go to brazil" -JFJ as he went to brazil

[@paodequeijo7316]

flying?

[@paulocesarribeiro4597]

you dont like Brazil ?

[@paodequeijo7316]

@@paulocesarribeiro4597 my?

[@user-zk3kx7sy8g]

What JFJ take his robot to tokyo for: Me: AY YO WHAT THE

[@alyss0ndragnel821]

Os brasileiros vão te puxar pra cá por um buraco dimensional embaixo da sua cama, a noite, puxo o seu pé

[@bolbistroganofsky5946]

The use of the Power Rangers theme and the sound effects from Mobile Suit: Gundam is amazing. Not to mention all the shit JFJ says while in his “Megazord” is pure gold.

[@brianmacario2224]

Don’t forget about the “liberty prime”

[@erickrasniewski567]

I think pacfic rim would be better but that's just me

[@arikredacted7635]

This was glorious.

[@8milestudio]

“These colors don’t run mother fucker”

[@Anton-de5vu]

4:30 right here we get nine great lines one after another

[@gyms31]

Chat responded with, 'thats enough bugs to make a bethesda game"

[@Crazylom]

Twise. Honesty, this line is too good.

[@AdeptKing]

Ouch.

[@dewaeryadi7776]

But still not enough to make cyberpunk game

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

_F F F F F F F F F F F F U U U U U U U_

[@justinpriebe6737]

@@dewaeryadi7776 have you done any of the infinite bug spawner missions?

[@1buddahead]

The usage of Liberty Prime and the Power Rangers theme deserves a double thumbs up.

[@omegamon0239]

Nah, triple

[@EireHammer]

Quad thumbs up approved

[@JackTheAssRipper]

Kinda sad there was no Pacific Rim reference

[@LiamDillen]

I can feel the power of democracy running through my veins

[@artiequick3583]

DEMOCRACY. IS NON NEGOTIABLE

[@josharmstrong8813]

Back in my day in the EDF we don't have fancy raill gun tanks and giant robots. We only had was an assault rifle and a grenade for the whole Platoon and we had to share the grenade

[@staymad1865]

Cool Sargent Johnson reference

[@josharmstrong8813]

@@staymad1865 why thank you fellow Halo fan

[@TacticalBaguette]

"This robot is 1000 tons of straight up, HE spewing dee-vine intervention!"

[@MoonBeamLaser]

I know what the wing divers like 😉

[@night1952]

I had a pal in the EDF that loved sharing his grenades with the rest of the squad, we hated him.

[@SpartanFlyboy]

I am ugly laughing at J’s unlimited supply of stupid, mech-related one-liners

[@alexisferr3883]

Same here Mate , Same Here , we all love the socket man

[@shimmyking4]

Probably the best one IMO: Get ready for a steel cage match! 13 enters, *12 ARE GONNA LEAVE!*

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

Make sure that she’s this wide

[@sirzirconium9231]

@@shimmyking4 arcsys intros

[@PeachDragon_]

"these colors don't run"

[@BlooSquared]

"Let's see if there's some rule 34" words said moments before disaster

[@TheAmazingToma2003]

0:40 ?

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

Monster girls? What can I except YES

[@TheAmazingToma2003]

@@stylishniggachannel4763 I swear I heard that name in Invincible

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@TheAmazingToma2003 what?

[@TheAmazingToma2003]

@@stylishniggachannel4763 did you ever watched Invincible? There's a little girl that can turn into a large male green monster

[@pitied3744]

1:50 Pacific Rim theme intensifies

[@DanOMega215]

That would have been great too!

[@rayanderson5797]

I'm, like 90% sure that the way it's being airlifted in is a direct reference to Pacific Rim.

[@ncrtrooperscout]

Patrolling the Earth almost makes you wish you were patrolling the Mojave.

[@blacktemplar1139]

Which almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@johnvallentine8867]

Why was the giant robot sequence so unironically awesome tho

[@seanwhitman8353]

Power Rangers

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

@@seanwhitman8353 plus the seeing it from the ground awesome adds weight to the scene

[@BlueEyes274]

Feel Corn's editing helped add to it as well.

[@sneedclavehere8918]

Because giant robots kick ass

[@DEFC0NZER0]

Because 'Murica

[@balintnemes6774]

This is a straight up ad/loveletter to JFJ's channel

[@FirstGameFreak1000]

More like a love letter to JFJ

[@CrocandCo.]

That little segment on 6:27 reminds me of when TheRussianBadger was doing a video on the EDF 4.1; he said in a similar scenario with all those rockets inbound "That weapons' risk is not friendly fire, it's that it will crash your game to desktop."

[@berzinga6815]

What weapon was it?

[@Aureonw]

@@berzinga6815 Nades, Like A WHOLE TON of them

[@watermelongaming3698]

One of the Stampede weapons I think. At least, when TheRussianBadger said it, the person firing it was a Ranger. I assume that it was of the Stammpede series of weapons.

[@watermelongaming3698]

If it's a Fencer, then it's probably a Dispersal Howitzer. Don't quote me on that, though.

[@jesuschrist733]

When Australia goes to far and Japan has to fix the mess

[@fuwabnuuy]

Australians look at this game and go "Why're ya fussin' about some tiny ant bites?"

[@daboyz2374]

@@fuwabnuuy Average Monday here in aus, don’t even need guns or mechs, dealt with these buggers for years

[@Jack5628]

You know it's bad when Jesus knows what's up

[@zuulmeister8409]

EDF is an endless source of pure joy!

[@JamesStocks]

That's absolutely right!

[@darkzander3844]

Yup

[@whatthehell4644]

Just got the game today. Yes i agree and i want to fuck wing diver

[@imsentinelprime9279]

I just started playing. My god its a blast.

[@gunslingerluckytankijunky]

Power rangers with a mech fighting a mech, hits me right in the childhood.

[@darkzander3844]

Same

[@ThatOneSharky]

Yo so im not the only one!

[@bi-polarbear2079]

Should've used Raid™ bug spray, for all your bug removing needs.

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

They tried that but the bugs were built different

[@Shaun_Jones]

I would have used Raid: Shadow Legends; haven’t met anything yet that it won’t give cancer to.

[@marunalister5597]

Who do you think built the mech suit.

[@ryanmichael376]

Why do you think the bugs got that big

[@hibemabygaming4316]

@@marunalister5597The big boi Barga is a construction robot which has the ability to beat god in a 1v1

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

4:10 *PURGE THE XENO*

[@aesthetics8230]

*"DEMOCRAZY IS NON NEGOTIABLE."*

[@legendonfire4020]

there's no 'Z' in democracy. thought you should know

[@elementalgamer0732]

This video summarized: JFJ is basically the best damn mecha pilot in the EDF.

[@jacob_eckenrode]

0:47 the context behind that sound makes this scene even funnier.

[@ComradeCorvus]

I feel like I've heard it before, but I'm not sure, what's it from?

[@jacob_eckenrode]

@@ComradeCorvus its a screaming frog

[@rampage75_25]

A screaming desert rain frog sounding like dog toy Its awsome

[@FartLordGaming]

This is like six minutes of JFJ screaming his head off in a giant construction robot Absolutely fantastic keep it up

[@suchbullsh1tbefore893]

4:55 'KING KONGGGGGG'

[@wanderer2657]

Fever dream is an understatement.

[@rampage75_25]

Lucid fever dream

[@xanox2003]

4:31 "I'm sorry,Am I supposed to give a fuck?" This caught me off guard 🤣

[@stephanpopescu4345]

2:30 Pacific Rim: Downgrade

[@somebodysomewhere1520]

0:52 YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL.

[@Jack5628]

"The Last domino falls here democracy is non-negotiable" best finisher line ever

[@LEGOfilms23]

Can I just say, the moment the Power Rangers theme came on? I was so inexplicably happy. I just couldn't stop smiling at this dumbass part of my childhood used in the most amazing way... Thank you

[@rarinrecruit3150]

And with all those sound effects too?! Like the moments when large hits landed, he’ll yes it feels great even just watching!

[@MAXKILL]

6:07 "Oh no, Za gaiganto enemy Spaida"

[@ZeroChronicles01]

I think we can all say that the moment the giant robot came out, we all couldn't help but smile and just be hyped for what's about to happen

[@kabob0077]

4:06 Is it bad that I started laughing maniacally at this point?

[@theycallmejim9643]

this is a certified hood classic

[@generalfranky1905]

1:34 *A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR*

[@ravelord_n1to849]

Damn I could watch JFJ beat up aliens in a giant mech suit all day YEEHAW

[@omegaPSI2006]

"Let's see if there is rule 34" *me a man of culture* there's a neat 2d shooter out there.

[@FM-hw8yv]

Man of more culture than me explain

[@frostyprime7913]

Explain

[@omegaPSI2006]

Romeo Juliet 145229

[@thenuclearoption3565]

Homie said that and dipped

[@EndySketchek]

I never seen this game before but after i watched this video i immediately fall in love with it

[@JamesStocks]

It's a good time

[@imsentinelprime9279]

It looks like so much fun

[@owo1744]

Sometimes I wonder, if the only reasons the insects invaded, was just so the EDF can play with their toys.

[@davidward3848]

2:00 wow the new evangelion looks pretty legit

[@hans1253]

0:07 when you skip school for one day

[@kabob0077]

I hear Red Alert 2 music in the first couple of seconds, I can tell this is going to be good.

[@spirit_miku]

the difficulty in this game goes threw the roof when you add 1 more player

[@lolmaster1128]

"I don't want to go to Brazil!" LUL

[@SomeScruffian]

3:09 POV: what my dog sees when he trying to escape me and my affection

[@shadow1might]

That entire barga megazord bit was the funniest and most badass thing I've seen on KZbin in awhile, thank you for adding quality content to this site

[@Ironed-Silver]

Every new KZbinr that discovers this franchise: we, the soldiers of the EDF, welcome you. (*Evil laugh* we have assimilated another one; soon all of KZbin shall sing of this game. It is only a matter of time.)

[@unsubme2157]

Oh~ we are the valliant infanty! Were the alpha team with passion and camraderie!

[@ABEL85ky]

2:10 I was almost killed by laughter when I heard the power ranger music.

[@isaiahtate01]

Why are JFJ's screams so SATISFYING???

[@rayanderson5797]

1:50 and on is unironically one of the coolest things I've ever seen in any video game ever.

[@GeekPCCorner]

YOU NEED A DISCLAIMER ON THIS. I had this running on a stream on discord and my buddy was driving a semi for work nearly DIED, from laughter. pulled over twice once to throw up the other to take a break to smoke. By the End of TWO VIDEOS we were both panting taking ibuprofen from lack of oxygen to our brains. NO one should be allowed this much laughter

[@kabob0077]

1:45 Now the Bugs have to deal with a Bullet Hell, truly the EDF are coming up with ways to stop these monsters everywhere!

[@spoopy6359]

4:50 is the most metal thing I've ever seen

[@ComradeCorvus]

30 seconds in and I'm already losing brain cells at an alarming rate. Job well done!

[@andrewseguin9127]

2:26 The new Mario game looks great

[@pine_9356]

HYPED for that new video lol Those CnC Generals voice lines are too good!

[@Fixxate]

Sees building collapse *fires several missiles* *pulls out 3 miniguns firing them all* *screams and cries*

[@bananaborn4785]

i've been re-watching power rangers part throughout the day, it's so entertaining to watch, great job!

[@EliWritesStories]

Good job, Corn!

[@jenpachesenpoi250]

0:27 *MOSCOW! MOSCOW!*

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

3:27 I think I buy the wrong ultraman nexus?

[@Taerial8505]

Actually one of the most entertaining videos I've watched in a long time! That was just beautiful.

[@alonztec2953]

When half the video is J screaming in Patriotism: You know it’s an instant classic

[@Levyathyn]

Just been playing through this game, and just recently subscribed to you. the timing could not be better. 👌 Now I just need more EDF videos.

[@Pathfinder118]

This is pure gold, Corn once again you have outdone yourself, my two favorite youtubers together, please please tell me your gonna do more together!

[@Forgotten_Shaman]

Still one of the most played co-op games in my group, EDF 5 is the pinnacle of the franchise and the catalyst for a lot of dumb situations, we got a pretty big folder of screens from various incredibile moments XD

[@ProphetOfSarge]

I must say, I wish for your absolute skill in editing. I genuinely enjoyed this video and laughed throughout it. Thank you for my daily dose of pure chaos. Thank you, and have a nice day.

[@hrriva]

that red alert 2 music was a nice touch my dude, thanks for the nostalgia

[@fearthewolf1175]

I can only imagine if the power rangers just kept screaming “fuck you bitch” over the loud speakers as they kicked the piss out of whatever monster was in town that week

[@itsyaboysoeharto6844]

🧔: did you save the earth? 🧑: yes 🧔: but at what cost? 👦: the earth

[@Mr_Silver]

This is one of the most entertaining things ive seen in a while.

[@EonsArt]

As someone who watched Power Rangers as a child and generally enjoys giant robots that was fucking hilarious. Bravo.

[@RexWort]

This is a crime that this video hasn't hit a million for this long The natural funny entertainment and awsome edits deserved more views

[@JunkPhuJP]

This was amazing. Hearing your friend laughing his ass off was mad

[@callsigndobermanairsoft4209]

THE RETURN OF THE KING HE HAS UPLOADED

[@ericbyo9472]

Criminally underrated game series, surprised it's not more popular with streamers etc

[@LorienzoDeGarcia]

This was SO well-edited. This game does give the feeling of just epicness and badassery all around.

[@Lawesome]

I didn't realise how much i wanted CornHolePatrol to play EDF5 until I saw it in my feed. Thanks

[@dabcollector6904]

Omg dat C&C generals voice line, so classic >w

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

Like ur cut g/birch slapp! 2:18

[@1battlemedic622]

I always wanted to play this game and saw it on sale a couple of times, but I had no money. Awesome to know that it's booming with popularity and new players. Keep up the good work, SANDLOT, AND KZbinrs! SANDLOT is the EDF developer.

[@misterk3064]

This is actually really cool. Damn EDF evolved a lot. Looking forward to it evolving more

[@ignite5815]

2:40 i want the liberty prime voice lines over this

[@xjooker9691]

The title should be "Corn and jfj finding new ways to defy the laws of gravity for 8 minutes straight"

[@acetrigger1337]

The music. The effects. JFJ. perfection was achieved.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

This game was truly ahead of its time. It was like adding the Frostbite Engine to a Third Person Shooter game that incidentally also happened to be an MMORPG

[@Tinygreysamurai]

5:20 ALMOST F*-@ING DIED LOL

[@reapa120724]

I really wish they didn’t make this an exclusive

[@noobymaniac]

This content is literally gold! Thanks for making my day.

[@luissan5764]

The command and conquer lines at the end are the best 😂😂😂. This whole channel is great.

[@NameName2.0]

I am happy that I'm not the only one who listens to the MMPR theme while in the giant robot suit.

[@dakotasan8719]

Sorairo Days or Gao Gai Gar for me

[@Arcane740]

6:08 Had me nearly spit out my coffee. The spider trying to look imposing before immediately getting liquidated got me bad, lol!

[@hestan723]

2 years later and this is still an unmatched masterpiece

[@zuulmeister8409]

I love that, as opposed to JFJ's own video, this version has many more scenes of JFJ getting dunked on :)

[@TheeOK1]

This game is even greater than I originally thought.

[@ThePrinceOfSpace413]

Some need put a clip of this video on discord. I am in tears with these memes and this editing! GREAT VIDEO!

[@placebo2361]

I love how this sums up edf perfectly

[@beeaggressive160]

That JFJ guy’s scream is eerily similar to IcyCaress screaming