EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM: THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS ISSUED A MEME WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS- KZbin COMMENTS SECTION! EVACUATE NOW! THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEN ACTIVATED! LOL! LOL! LOL! 😂😂😂
@mr.createnewcomposition57706 жыл бұрын
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@Why_me22796 жыл бұрын
We is ded
@tguns16 жыл бұрын
Meme Warning extended to EUROPEAN UNION.
@seestars20207 жыл бұрын
EAS: This is an emergency Turn down your volume before watching this video
@loopedrage7 жыл бұрын
The ear rape voice came up while I was reading this comment. Omg I was so spooked
@stevenmosier79217 жыл бұрын
THEJOELOSER 2215 OUTSTANDING. MUAHAHAHAHA
@7trainproductionsmeets6tra256 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@hel.pm.e3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the heads up! Lmaoooo EDIT: No, seriously, thank you :)
@zeta0149 Жыл бұрын
@@loopedrage “There are no accidents.” - Master Oogway
@soniclovesamygirl9 жыл бұрын
If your house is struck by lightning, call nine-hundred eleven immediately. MY SIDES
@ainsleymason8527 жыл бұрын
The Cousin Collision Who the heck even says nine-hundred eleven!? 😂😂😂
@bitsbytes1237 жыл бұрын
Ainsley Mason Roboto?
@rokuboot6 жыл бұрын
Do I need to call the Millennium Falcon?
@jeykies3745.4 жыл бұрын
Ainsley Mason 911. Look it up if you don’t get it.
@invaderderpygirl10 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on my iStone in 35,000 bc. I hope this doesn't happen!
@ajanitor6459 жыл бұрын
We are freaking lucky that did not happen!
@altendangeryavevo10837 жыл бұрын
I'm watching thi
@briannakubiak4087 жыл бұрын
"Istone" I love you
@theinternetpolice43657 жыл бұрын
Agamemnon Dude, you got an iStone? I'm not even sure if they sell those anymore! I'm watching this on a Classical Tab E.
@CinnaBar-eo2sn7 жыл бұрын
Dang I got a irock
@serireicanon8 жыл бұрын
Me from 2011: WOW, so the world WON'T end in 2012? Me from the present: you will wish it did
@Dylan-Frost5 жыл бұрын
Both of you stop being an edgy kid
@Kurzov4 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan-Frost no
@dahl25254 жыл бұрын
Logan Kelley yup
@sweebow52883 жыл бұрын
@Lilly you got your wish
@nintenhubball85407 жыл бұрын
*low volume EAS tones* *high volume voice*
@rokuboot6 жыл бұрын
*tiny same tones *EVACUATION IS ADVISED*
@Bunnybop5 жыл бұрын
I pissed my pants...
@TheRandomeer5 жыл бұрын
@TootInABoot Jesus Christ you weren't kidding.
@jeykies3745.4 жыл бұрын
ItzRare THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE NATIONAL GUARD.
@lowcarpet3 жыл бұрын
Lol i had it all the way up and it scared me
@WWFGirlProductions28 жыл бұрын
welp, pack your bags, we're moving to mars.
@SPCmuncie8 жыл бұрын
+Trash Channel or the MOON!!
@devontecollins1518 жыл бұрын
I heard Venus has tropical islands...we're moving to venus
@SPCmuncie8 жыл бұрын
Devonte' Collin yep
@CrunchbackJones8 жыл бұрын
+Devonte' Collin NO TO THE SUN!
@SPCmuncie8 жыл бұрын
RIP Human Kind 1.4 Million Years ago - December 21,2012
@notaspy37518 жыл бұрын
Lol, you can hear the windows SFX in the background.
@Kasey17768 жыл бұрын
?????????
@alecfarrugiacachia7 жыл бұрын
Just as I read this I heard it
@rokuboot6 жыл бұрын
OOF
@hotrod42064 жыл бұрын
I head it twice while I was reading and commenting
@SkivMalarky3 жыл бұрын
Windows has seen 2012 😂
@RodneyBrowning9 жыл бұрын
22:22 OMG. The Nebraska National Guard warns the entire Earth that it's in danger from an asteroid. My sides. Thank you, Nebraska. You gave us corn and a warning of impending danger. RIP Earth.
@thomassomeone48689 жыл бұрын
X,D I am crying!
@RodneyBrowning9 жыл бұрын
***** As a citizen of Maryland, I find civilization.
@88tylerb229 жыл бұрын
***** Well, do you mean it's an insult to be a citizen of Nebraska?
@RodneyBrowning9 жыл бұрын
BallerTy I'm not saying it's an insult. I just don't think that the Nebraska National Guard would be the one to discover, holy crap, there's a meteor headed to kill us all. I think that's more of a job that NASA or another space agency would undertake. Especially on a global scale.
@RodneyBrowning9 жыл бұрын
***** Until they attach sharks to them, I cannot accept that as awesome. Meanwhile, my state has plenty of observational equipment over on Andrew's Air Force Base.
@moisesnunez70967 жыл бұрын
the people are like *wait, am I dreaming?* *DID HUMANITY ACTUALLY SURVIVED THE 2012 APOCALYPSE!!?* well done humans
@dahl25254 жыл бұрын
Lol now it’s 2020 and bad things are happening
@TheSkrillexreptile6 жыл бұрын
*Hears quiet mock tones* *Turns up volume to 75%* 1:05 *Dies*
@hel.pm.e3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the warning, lmao
@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb Жыл бұрын
Earrape EAS voice
@redwoodii62268 жыл бұрын
I live in Oklahoma, I could have just chilled at home and played Skyrim...
@VSgamingContentFromTheFuture8 жыл бұрын
So do I.
@demon95548 жыл бұрын
i would be traveling to a safer place then playing a game
@breezysbackup12448 жыл бұрын
I live right under you!
@redwoodii62267 жыл бұрын
CakeFace yay!
@logman71506 жыл бұрын
I live in north texas i would have stayed home too
@thecat6277 жыл бұрын
I am watching this on December 21, 2012 at 11:11 am UCT during a destructive firestorm!
@djsaidez2717 жыл бұрын
Jackson Thompson "Posted 1 month ago" yeah no
@OwenTheMeowstic4 жыл бұрын
Well I'm watching this in 1012
@ClayRanger14310 жыл бұрын
I am watching this in 2014! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
@badgamerxd98447 жыл бұрын
I'm watching in 2017.
@pelziig7 жыл бұрын
BadGamerXD Xd this is the fourth time I've seen you
@logman71506 жыл бұрын
I'm watching in 2017
@blueberry60366 жыл бұрын
I'm watching in 2018
@Underappreciatedclassics6 жыл бұрын
ClayRanger143 2018
@cbrew87947 жыл бұрын
This is a particularly dangerous situation WELL NO SHIT!
@thebaseballcardguru10 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's actually such a thing as a Catastrophic Danger Warning... but there should be,
@xIsabellYayx8 жыл бұрын
What is that anyway..? Lol imma noob...
@XXProScopexX8 жыл бұрын
+xIsabellYayx Meh, everyone is 😔
@ainsleymason8527 жыл бұрын
thebaseballcardguru There probably is, but is used as a last resort. Idk, it just makes sense to me.
@kurzovarchives306 жыл бұрын
Probably would be transmitted as an EAN.
@pittsburgheas6 жыл бұрын
thebaseballcardguru there actually is, it would just be encoded as an unrecognized warning
@matt_the_trucker6 жыл бұрын
Wtg Nebraska!! Thanks for the heads up......and corn
@BoredOuttaMySkullBoi3 жыл бұрын
Felt that one! And Nebraska was vibing the entire time, wasn't even hit by anything, not even the storms in the Midwest.
@Internet-User-016 жыл бұрын
a 9.7 earthquake and a 1000-3000 foot tsunami from a small volcano that that destroyed a county.... COOL!
@rokuboot6 жыл бұрын
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@lodziklocPL9 жыл бұрын
You couldn't have balanced the audio less.
@Retired_channel2 жыл бұрын
It was 2011 editing 🤷♂️
@atlanticatracking72866 жыл бұрын
Well, 5 feet of snow fell in my town in the early morning on... *December 21, 2012* no joke
@tguns14 жыл бұрын
Where?
@BlindingLight4 жыл бұрын
EASball have I seen you somewhere before?
@brxy..6 жыл бұрын
This message is brought to you by the EAS Police Turn down your volume while watching this video
@Owoshi7 жыл бұрын
"All telephone lines are kept open for emergency use." I'm dead. XD
@HUMANIA_THE_BALL6 жыл бұрын
Owoshi Good one, mah boi.
@SkivMalarky3 жыл бұрын
The world is ending? Let’s call the police 😂
@Kurt_cobain_26 жыл бұрын
When the systems volume is more of a danger to the people then the actual emergency
@dinoderpish979610 жыл бұрын
The video was great so far. It confuses me why the Navy Seals have to go with the Air Force to observe the damage. It would have been rather the US Navy in conjunction with the US Air Force to observe the United States. Also the idea of making ''Catastrophic Danger Warning'' sounds awesome and scary at the same time. So you made a good video! Deserve a like here.
@ShadowDominguez9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was kind of lost on that too. I was also expecting a message from our President. Lol probably when the thunderstorms spread across the country or when the asteroid was discovered. Or maybe even when the asteroid was close to hitting. Idk something like that being a national crisis, kinda expected the president to either say everything's going to be okay, or to brace yourself and hope for the best.
@ShadowDominguez9 жыл бұрын
Great job though! :)
@no.step.on.snek.24232 жыл бұрын
The navy seals would go as a contingency measure
@hal0136 жыл бұрын
YUDA. The way the text-to-speech pronounced Utah has me rolling on the floor laughing
@parkerjacobs62088 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I've watched this video at night in my room with no lights on. Not my smartest move since they scare the shit out of me. Good stuff!
@DougMcD238 жыл бұрын
Yeah, whenever I hear this I get a sick stomach
@parkerjacobs62088 жыл бұрын
DougMcD23 Even if it is one of those monthly tests, I still get scared lol
@pelziig7 жыл бұрын
Parker Jacobs same
@pizzaguy37534 жыл бұрын
The cryptic sounding low pitch EAS tones make it all the worse.
@Opti12 жыл бұрын
nicee
@RosewoodGD4 жыл бұрын
optimus watches eas scenarios?
@TheTasberry3 жыл бұрын
Optimus !!! *8 year's ago*
@TheHispanicUsername3 жыл бұрын
dafuq you doing here
@ethanzstuff54973 жыл бұрын
Y'all rockin with old Optimus 😳😳⁉️
@KeepWithTheFlo2 жыл бұрын
What?!
@StarlightKick7 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't think evacuation is possible when an asteroid is heading to us.
@skpydnglechlk6 жыл бұрын
Starlight Kick true!
@SPCHouston45684 жыл бұрын
It’s been 9 years and I’ve watched this several times. I live in southeastern Texas, so I’m a little offended that that’s the one area of the US that was affected by the meteor in this scenario lol
@itzmiku19009 жыл бұрын
Still scares the living crap out of me, even in 2015!
@nio36998 жыл бұрын
Same
@hilol96564 жыл бұрын
hi
@BlaineK9 жыл бұрын
6:33 microsoft tom messes up once again " utah" sounds like uda
@collaborate58097 жыл бұрын
Quick. Hide here from all the disasters! Welcome to the comment section. We have constant WWE Network and TV. We also have food and drinks. 🍔🍟🍕🍳🍗🍖🍞. 🍵☕🍶🍷
@pelziig7 жыл бұрын
Collaborate thanks man I like it here
@dontknow65106 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@garcello96286 жыл бұрын
It's. Cozy here
@byrdsbyrd72396 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@SomeRandomDylan6 жыл бұрын
*(totally not a stolen comment)*
@jessicaneverland95418 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about the audio but honestly the audio makes it feel more realistic to me. As a kid (keep in mind that I'm only 20) we had a weather radio on the wall in our hallway that would turn on by itself when there was a severe weather situation, and it sounded EXACTLY like this. Muffled, awful audio and all. I was terrified of severe weather as a kid so every time that thing turned on, it scared the living hell out of me. This took me back to that, and it gave me an unsettling feeling, regardless of the content.
@jessicaneverland95418 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, gotcha. I was listening to this on really old laptop speakers so I had no idea what people were complaining about, but now that I'm listening on headphones I totally see where everything else is pretty quiet.
@DougMcD238 жыл бұрын
This was exactly the same for me, it woke me up multiple times in the middle of the night. It is not fun
@901ogdoclee6 жыл бұрын
I had that same radio in the wall in our hallway...... This guy comes on talking bout Flooding and Tornado Watches and Warnings......we stay near the Pine Bluff Arsenal where the Army makes bombs and missile so I always waited to hear we was under attack......but that never came except 9/11/01
@joeyk31346 жыл бұрын
I'm from 6 years in the future. It happened but a few of us are left on ships
@dragonson726 жыл бұрын
An Asteroid from outer space as opposed to what, one from Innerspace
@ChaosAndMayhemTV10 жыл бұрын
My thought: WHERE THE F*CK IS HAWAII IN ALL THIS!?
@ajanitor6459 жыл бұрын
Under the ocean.
@ParanormalCosplay9 жыл бұрын
Commander Shepard or destroyed by volcanoes
@mitchbrewster22558 жыл бұрын
They said screw this we will just take the state and start somewhere else
@JustAnotherRailfan20266 жыл бұрын
ChaosAndMayhemTV absolutely destroyed.
@StarryInkArt5 жыл бұрын
Dead
@shelter34512 жыл бұрын
Very good, Benny. Good flow and the voices were done well. :))
@ericconsuegra77796 жыл бұрын
“If anyone asks, and no one is going to ask, but if anyone asks, tell them that the last time you checked, everyone was fine.”
@piercethesirensxbvb57 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite 2012 scenario! Anything and everything possible went wrong and I love it.
@gspendlove10 жыл бұрын
And you tell me Over and over and over again my friend Ah, you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction
Remember, if you can hear thunder, you are close enough to be stuck by lightning. lol.
@officialstrawberryfroggo6 жыл бұрын
wassup we’re from 2018 and we’re not dead except on the inside :D
@BlindingLight4 жыл бұрын
Bigga chunga bigga chunga
@joeykdriscoll10 жыл бұрын
i have to say this in my eyes is the best eas mock on youtube
@BlindingLight4 жыл бұрын
It’s an apocalypse, but the first volcanic eruption was itty bitty compared to literally every other disaster that happened
@cjprophitt41999 жыл бұрын
13:59 Has anyone already noticed that a Windows vista/7/8 sound is during the *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*?
@88tylerb229 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I noticed that too.
@foxykero9 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's the person turning up the volume on the computer
@cjprophitt41999 жыл бұрын
jonathan crump Okaaaaaaaaaaay...?
@cjprophitt41998 жыл бұрын
Shrek The Ogre Lord This is the part where you run awaaaaay!
@cjprophitt41998 жыл бұрын
Shrek The Ogre Lord Where'd Fiona go? Cheatin on you for Prince Charming?
@cinnmondotpng4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see the nine-tailed fox are getting more voice lines in the new SCP:CB update
@pizzaguy37535 жыл бұрын
If Your House Is Struck By Lightning, Please Call Nine Hundred Eleven Immediately. *wut*
@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb Жыл бұрын
I like how it doesn’t have spaces at the “This is an emergency action notification all broadcasts and cable systems shall transmit this EAN message.” part
@SuperEASfan2413 жыл бұрын
Your best mock yet!
@bethdacattfm4777 жыл бұрын
@17:38 "Lightning is one of nature's #1 colors." :ok_hand_emoji: pretty accurate
@wobbles4784 жыл бұрын
You mean killers right?
@sgissweet84512 жыл бұрын
I like your Mock EAS productions...in Janesville, WI (I live in Wisconsin), in December, it will have to be a pretty mild winter for thunderstorms to occur!
@Unwise_Owl7 жыл бұрын
5:37 The volcano: "Ah, I got that out of my system." The earthquake: "TRIGGERED!!!!!" Me: "It's been one of those days. 😞"
@matthewslee91011 жыл бұрын
Actually one of the biggest threats is an impact of a unimaginably large asteroid or an nearby extremely violent powerful gamma ray burst.
@matteng199713 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking about doing one for a supervolcanic eruption at Yellowstone
@parkerjacobs62088 жыл бұрын
At least Michigan was not impacted
@xIsabellYayx8 жыл бұрын
~_~
@bumblebabble187 жыл бұрын
G A R F E I L F
@nickythehickey Жыл бұрын
the header tones are just quiet enough to sound like they’re coming from my tv downstairs
@JustTuxLol Жыл бұрын
Coming here to see the start of the eas scenario trend. Beautiful ❤️
@BigAC846 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I have to comment like this. I've said it to a couple posts already. How many more times to I have to say in the comments "You do know this is a work of Fiction don't you? I don't think ya do" For the love of God....
@romeovictor9545 жыл бұрын
Changing keys for the tones that’s awesome. Nice job man
@itsyahomegirl15686 жыл бұрын
beeeep. beeeep. beeeep. “Oh, this should be a calm EAS video!” *_THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE_* “RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
@xavierm0310 жыл бұрын
Well, I live around Arizona, so I've might of been dead by now.
@MCChefBoyRD10 жыл бұрын
Only Texas was affected in this scenario. (As far as the United States goes)
@xavierm0310 жыл бұрын
No almost all of America was destroyed. The volcano and the tsunami might of hit me. I was straight in the middle.
@xIsabellYayx8 жыл бұрын
Same. Well- I would have been dead in the EARTH-FRIKEN-QUAKE!!!
@soniclovesamygirl10 жыл бұрын
Your EAS videos are so addicting to listen to! Only problem I have is the beeps and blips of the Emergency Alert are too quiet, so that if I turn up the volume my eardrums are assaulted by a ridiculously loud voice.
@bigMilkin10 жыл бұрын
I have the same problem!
@potatobuddyWI11 жыл бұрын
21:48- Immediate evacuation of the following areas is recommended: North and South America and Africa. Well, we'll get right on that then, shall we? I was half-expecting an EAS saying, "The asteroid that is expected to impact earth is much larger than originally anticipated. This asteroid will cause extreme devastation, and immediate evacuation of the following areas is required: Earth. Those who choose not to evacuate face certain death."
@MW2PWNGE112 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is a awesome video.
@MistfulSkye5 жыл бұрын
Who is watching this in 2019?
@animotoabuse11 жыл бұрын
December 21st, 2012. Where I live, it was actually quite a nice, albiet cold, day.
@Saiune7 жыл бұрын
300-600 mph and 1000-3000 ft high? XD rip California
@RadioGirl007 жыл бұрын
:3 Nebulous Damn, well I'm screwed.
@devontecollins1518 жыл бұрын
If the whole fucking planet is in danger explain to me where the hell we gone go we evacuating to end up in the same situation
@XXProScopexX8 жыл бұрын
exactly
@breezysbackup12448 жыл бұрын
Devonte' Collin Simple: ANTARCTICA.
@jalenstimes74527 жыл бұрын
Devonte' Collin Mars.
@BigAC846 жыл бұрын
It's FICTION
@theaeronshow2023 Жыл бұрын
For 12 years ago this is gold.
@briannahurley24495 жыл бұрын
2:11 Sounds Like Duck's Whistle from TTTE
@mikeyg.thecnanddisneyfan9069 Жыл бұрын
10 Years Later… we're all still here!
@theawesomegamr11 жыл бұрын
haha. this is cleverly put together ;)
@geraltofriga2 жыл бұрын
didnt know that eas scenarios were a thing 11 years back
@18RowdyGators188 жыл бұрын
Guys I'm going to the International Space Station
@devontecollins1518 жыл бұрын
Take me along I'll be ur roommate 😂😂😂
@18RowdyGators188 жыл бұрын
Depends on the amount of space I have
@Woahago8 жыл бұрын
lol nice pun
@paladinx7811 жыл бұрын
see this is what happens when someone casts meteor
@kfields49807 жыл бұрын
I thought not just North and South America and Africa, but the entire world.
@Sol-Low10 жыл бұрын
The random white flashes hurt xC
@Sammy45499 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2015
@vic34447 жыл бұрын
Sammy4549 lol plebs I'm in 2017
@MW2PWNGE111 жыл бұрын
This is awesome!
@towelbleach4 жыл бұрын
You guys remember we all panicked cause the myans calendar stopped at 2012 and we thought we were gonna die?
@superdoge30307 жыл бұрын
*Emergency Alert System* EAR RAPE WARNING Failure of turning down your volume may result in the following symptoms:Deafness, Bleeding Ears. Pain in ears. Please turn your volume down until further notice.
@pelziig7 жыл бұрын
Ok
@ultratoughscene5 жыл бұрын
2019 and still legendary
@nobull200311 жыл бұрын
21:00 - 22:00. Where in the hell are you going to evacuate to when theres a metor coming? lol
@amexican63956 жыл бұрын
Lol im watching this in 2018
@L0STDREAMER24152 жыл бұрын
11 years ago... And it's amazing!
@openmind196611 жыл бұрын
Lastly, I couldn't sleep and listened to this stupidity. I therefore at request of the National Guard will evacuate this video, as it could play with my sleep, and associate me with other stupid individuals.
@ethpling1657 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in 2017 I can confirm that this did happen and we all live like cavemen now
@TheNeop21610 жыл бұрын
OMG THE ADMINISTRATIVE MESSAGE WAS SIRI!
@CamouflageFacePaint10 жыл бұрын
***** TEXT TO SPEECH SIRI IN DISGUISE!
@CamouflageFacePaint10 жыл бұрын
***** Lel xD
@blotchborotourismboard7 жыл бұрын
some kid Sir I was tired of being called dumb
@blotchborotourismboard7 жыл бұрын
some kid I meant siri dang Audi to correct
@blotchborotourismboard7 жыл бұрын
some kid I'm done
@MrPizzaman4412 жыл бұрын
Camping out by a volcano studying it for eruption lmbo yeah right.
@reebunny9 жыл бұрын
everytime the guy talks i scream (and if i could, throw a printer out the window)
@eliselivingston67157 жыл бұрын
Who is watching in 2017
@juliangonzalez21706 жыл бұрын
*m e y o u f l o o f*
@souldabonkster850510 жыл бұрын
Very creative.
@shogo7g12 жыл бұрын
As a person who has had to evacuate for several hurricanes, I wonder how you would effectively evacuate the entire western hemisphere and Africa? Evacuating a city for a hurricane is headache enough (and that can't be done quickly either).
@helloman10712 жыл бұрын
Great Video! Although I don't think the world will end, these would be great scenarios.
@rachelnespor69838 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this on tv when I was watching Ben 10 Omniverse's episode malefactor. This was so scary I had nightmares!!!
@fallowfrog8 жыл бұрын
Nice try, but no. This EAS was fake, so there's no way you could've seen this on the TV.
@KCandFriendsUSA4 жыл бұрын
The emergency action termination should have been an EAN telling everyone that Ceres is coming to the planet and the world is doomed
@ThatOneGamer696 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace my fucking ears
@savs40673 жыл бұрын
the comments: loud me: it can’t be that loud me, after watching for a minute: oh my god