EAS Scenario: Black Hole(OUTDATED) CHECK DESC

[@alexonian2940]

This all ends, and then you see in front of you: You can now play as luigi

[@letsdothis1543]

You get to experience life once again, correcting all of your mistakes and living it to the best of your ability now that you know the outcome, except as an italian.

[@shxdww]

@@letsdothis1543 jokes on you I’m already italian

[@letsdothis1543]

@@shxdww i'm sorry but since you're italian, you're Italian License wil be revoked. You'll have to be french or something.

[@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER]

@@letsdothis1543 and ill have to be austrailian or smth idk

[@letsdothis1543]

@@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER In my book it says you'll be Filipino

[@soop_yt]

You know something bad is gonna happen when NASA issues an emergency alert

[@FrighteningFiction]

lol

[@erglwrgl]

Yea, we would all die

[@hashtheservant]

What breaks the video for me is that NASA is giving out the alerts :/

[@chifelcake]

at that point im- i- im done,digging my own grave

[@LolLol-yt6dz]

Oh noes we all gonna die

[@hell.yeah-]

nasa: planets are literally being sucked away out of orbit and probably fully destroying them also nasa: this could potentially be dangerous

[@FrighteningFiction]

Well you know, you never know, or at least...they don't

[@hell.yeah-]

@@FrighteningFiction i mean if it is sucking planets out of orbit it aint potentially it is just dangerous

[@FrighteningFiction]

@@hell.yeah- well yeah i agree, but let's be honest, they'd still lie to us

[@random-b-i2480]

@@FrighteningFiction "oh yeah it's just a lil asteroid" **gets sucked by a black hole at light speed**

[@aperson5443]

My question is why they thinking it's a black hole? They would have to compete with the sun so the planets would at least go mega slow

[@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191]

“This message will repeat until none are left to read it.”

[@FrighteningFiction]

local 58 right?

[@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191]

@@FrighteningFiction correct :P

[@amorita_mami]

Whenever i hear the national anthem of the usa, i think about this and it triggers me.

[@Kevin-Ghidorah]

"Join your family" "Your neighbors" "Ýøüŕ Ģõď"

[@nidhishsharma9471]

I need them to post more

[@senseiswag452]

Epilogue: all of the earth has been sucked into the black hole, all of humanity has perished... except for Switzerland, they declared neutrality

[@derpboat9371]

Aw man, I KNEW I should’ve moved to Switzerland while I had the chance!

[@cantthinkofaname3344]

And the Queen

[@borderline_sunshine]

The swiss cheese will offer me protection for now...

[@R4in46]

Switzerland is all that remains of humanity

[@scotlandforever2962]

And Scotland, too. They survived.

[@totinos1125]

*The usa government has issued a final message* "You've just been pranked lol theres no black hole, you should've seen the looks on your faces lololololol"

[@Emily-qz1fi]

@@Panvther I can’t even imagine how many people commit suicide because of that

[@brightax7502]

imagine that chaos

[@justblaze1656]

We do a bit of trolling

[@killaj2k281]

@@Emily-qz1fi I think it was in Hawaii when the fake ems went out for a Tomahawk missile inbound but a guy didn't mean to send it out but bc he did he got arrested for scaring a shit ton of people

[@Emily-qz1fi]

@@killaj2k281 that sucks and I mean that really sucks damn

[@Mkmcco]

Finally an EAS alert that's not total earrape

[@FrighteningFiction]

where have you found those!?

[@darkified1404]

@@FrighteningFiction instead of nasa put national aeronautics and space administration because yes ;)

[@FrighteningFiction]

@@darkified1404 Yeah i noticed that right away

[@sprite1.0]

IKR 😞

[@DRK-us4qy]

@@FrighteningFiction probably from a EAS youtuber named "heroeyes"

[@god2electricboogaloo200]

"Federal Government has issued-" oh shit, "NASA has issued-" *OH SHIT,*

[@Skinwalkerwave5115]

You know the situation is pretty fucking bad when NASA has something to say to the Nation through a EAS

[@PuffleFuzz]

NASA: Yeah the feds are busy. Here have this creepy story

[@namesareboring2009]

It’s all fun and games until: NASA has issued a Amber alert-

[@TGY21133]

@@namesareboring2009 FUCK NO

[@kuromi.9349]

Nah b I’m moving to another galaxy. BYE BYE

[@casualwoomy]

Elementary school teachers will still tell you to hide under your desk

[@FrighteningFiction]

tru dat

[@averagepolygrassenjoyer6781]

Haha lolol

[@red-trinity7390]

No. it wont help

[@person-in4ip]

Duck! And cover 🎶

[@dorikua]

just huddle up against the walls you’ll be fine lol

[@chimimin3612]

The United States Government has issued a final message *we're no strangers to love*

[@ailanisg.4377]

*you know the rules, and so do i*

[@commie_cat]

say

[@commie_cat]

goodbye

[@kurtlianddemesa6028]

*GUNSHOTS*

[@user-xw1tb7hw4o]

@@ailanisg.4377 *A full commitments what im thinking of*

[@enouement4670]

If it's happening in America during the day, then the other half of the world may be sleeping while it's happening.

[@sigmasigs]

I dont know if it'd be worse or better to be asleep when this is all happening

[@chronoduck]

@@sigmasigs id say awake to say goodbye and do some things you would want to do instead of going to sleep full of regrets and unfinished tasks

[@FrighteningFiction]

that's true, but info travels fast nowadays

[@EchoIntoMadness]

YA SNOOZE YA LOOSE

[@bbysiea]

@@EchoIntoMadness r/cursedcomments

[@LimeCrimes10]

“As these are our final hours on earth” Welp, time to watch the entirety of shrek 1-4

[@FrighteningFiction]

I see your a man(or woman) of culture as well

[@LimeCrimes10]

@@FrighteningFiction woman

[@tyler.e7581]

if you have enough time you can watch all the holiday speicals

[@erglwrgl]

Lmao

[@erglwrgl]

@@tyler.e7581 yes they're good too

[@meem7137]

It's scary to think that this may happen in another universe

[@kenshi_cv2407]

In terms of even theoretical physics, this is completely impossible.

[@sukhdeepsingh-lm6wl]

kenshi_cv how

[@kenshi_cv2407]

@@sukhdeepsingh-lm6wl The idea that a black hole can randomly/spontaneously appear, moving faster than the speed of light towards earth violates a ridiculous amount of laws of physics.

[@CsGalaxyID]

@@kenshi_cv2407 well youre not wrong

[@CsGalaxyID]

@@kenshi_cv2407 but in multiverse theory all of the physics we know will act diffrent

[@macewindu2592]

“Uranus has been lost” No it’s not, I’m sitting on it

[@lucassolomon1079]

You say that, but can you see it?

[@warm-sugar9156]

@@lucassolomon1079 that’s what phones are for

[@cmiygllover2000]

uncle get off ur ass and do some hard work or ms grimshaw is gunna shot a hole through you

[@VioletMilks]

the United States government has issued a final message “Get pranked!”

[@FrighteningFiction]

lol

[@crayzeegaming9726]

“Sike! Hah you all were totally fooled!”

[@randycat1907]

"never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you."

[@aridge09]

That would be the cruelest prank known to man

[@Oof_Trooper21]

GET STICKBUGGED

[@Directors.Group.43]

Small black holes: fast and dangerous Big black holes: slow and half safe and half dangerous.

[@LeivenFrestea]

@Seth Carrothers Half Safe meaning they might change direction making it safe, but dangerous if they start heading torwards you

[@totallynoteverything1.]

@Seth Carrothers you can orbit a giant black hole without getting torn apart (example: our sun is currently orbiting a black hole which is the galaxy, and no stars have been observed to fall into our friendly neighborhood black hole)

[@hat7475]

Thats so interesting holy cow. We learn something new everyday in the comment section 😌🤙

[@janeth7054]

What do you mean :l, a big black hole is more faster and more terrific than a small also by the mass of the balck hole is minus is more unstable so they dismantle themselves.

[@blzrL]

@@totallynoteverything1. we arent directly orbiting, but more of a cluster of gravity orbiting a cluster of gravity orbiting a cluster of gravity otherwise most speeds should be in sync, but its NOT

[@Undollii]

Plot twist : They put mics everywhere and cameras just to hear our sins

[@nicholaschavez9204]

They hear all the bad people and all the bad things that they say they’ve done and then they’re like sike, just kidding and arrest all of the bad people

[@silverwing2840]

666 likes... its a message guys...

[@mommylefttogetmilk]

I admit... I'M A FURRY

[@swagrobuc]

@@mommylefttogetmilk sin

[@mommylefttogetmilk]

@@swagrobuc I know

[@candyseller8193]

Everything: *gets destroyed and ripped apart* Aliens: COME! THIS IS NO PLACE TO DIE!

[@Sand100]

What does “pfp” stand for

[@lemontube1610]

@@Sand100 it stands for profile picture

[@BigYosh]

Brother

[@miguelthecat913]

but there is no oxygen. but aliens can create them for us

[@sweett3253]

BEEG

[@olivervetti2581]

"Uranus has been lost" killed me 😂😂😂

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

URANUS GOT SUCKED >:3

[@donniefleuryy.29]

@@allthesmallthingsssssssss AYO WTF-😂😂

[@christopherhubbard256]

I like SpongeBob.

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

@@donniefleuryy.29 EVEN I LAUGHED WRITING THAT 🤣🤣🤣

[@donniefleuryy.29]

@@allthesmallthingsssssssss 😭😭😭

[@r3ked272]

"Alright, but can you at least put our planets back? We kinda need those."

[@soxie4173]

no❤️

[@UniEvolute]

Nah 💜

[@JaysEpitome]

Nein ♥️

[@sussybaka3648]

Non ❤️

[@domenicobulzis4397]

yooo what are you doing in here

[@savagegaming3392]

Don't worry guys, it was just me playing Solar smash on my phone

[@jeepjeep7893]

WHAT

[@CoasterMan13Official]

They don't have a black hole. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[@jeepjeep7893]

@@CoasterMan13Official they do

[@CoasterMan13Official]

@@jeepjeep7893 oh. Where is it?

[@jeepjeep7893]

@@CoasterMan13Officialwere the missle is

[@DreamscapeSYN]

This is why you should keep black holes trapped at the center of galaxies.

[@FrighteningFiction]

I would hope they stay far away

[@controlledby4865]

@@FrighteningFiction yeh but still the chances are never 0

[@FrighteningFiction]

@@controlledby4865 tru dat

[@Veloquent]

They aren’t trapped, and exist elsewhere as well.

[@samglover4923]

@@controlledby4865 actually, given how physics work, and how the universe functions, it is 0. Also black holes arent living things, they dont stalk stars like prey. Unless some sort of force is acted on them, they are pretty stationary,

[@powergamerex844]

Blackhole: exists in our solar system. EAS: We're Fucked, Have fun while it last. Mysterious beings: Immortality for everyone.

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

*the ultimate insult to injury* instead of dying a quick death you're experiencing yourself being ripped apart molecule by molecule

[@powergamerex844]

It’s probably worse than dying from Thanos’ snap. I don’t want my entire body slow fading away to pieces as I watch it.

[@randomuser5443]

@@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer What is your profile picture

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

@@randomuser5443 idk i think it's a human corpse or something i randomly found it

[@cupio-stardust]

@@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer WTF are you a serial killer or something?!

[@samzstashz]

Reasons why I can’t sleep: 1. Insomnia 2. Overthinking shit 3. This.

[@PeyPeySupreme]

Imagine knowing you are about to turn into spaghetti.

[@TWO_THOUSAND_SEAVY_HEAVY]

@ArtBuffalo true but he can all mean that knowing you will be spaghettified after your death

[@lumpismyoldusername]

Knees weak arms are heavy theres vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti

[@RCT3Crashes100]

Earth: [Exists] Aliens: *"WE'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"*

[@nimbarius1800]

If it’s the USA then we’re all fine

[@FrighteningFiction]

what's that supposed to mean? lol

[@sovietunion9826]

Ok

[@Space_Man909]

@@FrighteningFiction because almost all alien invasion movies are in the USA

[@FrighteningFiction]

@@Space_Man909 that's true

[@danic_c]

EAS: *goes off* Me, watching it on my couch while spaghettifying along with my TV: Interesting...

[@late_hour_loser2027]

I love this comment

[@realratchez5659]

I hate these because I always feel unnerved but goddammit its so addictive because the effort put into it and who know may be real in the future, good work.

[@FrighteningFiction]

I feel the same exact way

[@thederpyhenchmen2946]

I just wanna see what happens

[@pryt0n180]

in billion of years

[@jupiterobjectcosmosjunoswi7973]

Black Hole: *E X I S T* MOM: Because of that phone!

[@rlxracing120]

Ofc an OC person.

[@zherean42069]

earth: gone the whole fricking universe: gone mom:BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE

[@ashb712]

Imagine being in an apartment or hotel and casting shit like this to the neighbor's smart TV.

[@plaguedoc685]

Oh

[@commanderdemonno9819]

i'd imagine the actual final message telling people that all laws are rejected before the earth ends; giving people the chance to do what they finally wanted to do their whole lives

[@godemperorlech5422]

Me and the boys running to assassinate Queen Elizabeth

[@commanderdemonno9819]

@@godemperorlech5422 *_guys let's speedrun killing the president of brazil that'll save the world_*

[@mr.miguelinkalashnibob9247]

Enter north korea secret militar y base and cause a nuclear holocaust and steal all the kills from black hole so i get epic Víctoy royale 😎👌

[@dolliesdieyes5590]

@commander demonno Well, the laws would be pointless anyway. There'd be no one enforcing them, and even if so, literally no one would obey them anymore. I guess some 100 millions would act out their darkest desires, raping, killing, torturing. The rest would probably loot a bit and than hole up with their loved ones and console each other.

[@pryt0n180]

gaming with a quantum computer

[@JoshuaDZ]

Can we all agree this is one of the best fanmade eas scenarios

[@UniEvolute]

Ye

[@brandon-cw9ud]

No

[@UniEvolute]

@Ryandal Gilmore ye

[@UniEvolute]

@@brandon-cw9ud ye

[@bluecocoa13]

“It is now recommended that you begin praying, or visit a place of worship and confess your sins, as these are our final hours on earth. Good luck, and make the most out of these last moments.” “It is over. The moon is lost. The tides are changing. The atmosphere is being ripped apart, and riots are happening all over the world. The world is out of orbit, and it is moving very fastly towards the center of the black hole. This is the end. Good luck to you all.” That sent fucking CHILLS down my spine.

[@okay3435]

Mass riots*

[@cyruss6536]

We're getting spaghettified

[@bluecocoa13]

@@okay3435 you arent smart by correcting me, not trying to start a fight but it’s unnecessary

[@smallballsmcgee]

@@bluecocoa13 your reply to them correcting you was unnecessary ???? 😭😭😭

[@bluecocoa13]

@@smallballsmcgee yes I can realize it by myself💀

[@BT293HG]

“The USA govt has issued…” i sleep “NASA has issued…” R E A L S H I T

[@Anklejbiter]

The worst thought is trying to contact a friend only to find they've never liked you and don't want to speak to you. Or to find someone trying to contact me who I have distaste for.

[@FrighteningFiction]

oh my god, that makes me think a lot

[@chees8067]

Ay we all know dying and not seeing your friends again is sad but if everyone and everything is dying all together it wouldn’t be too bad right?

[@FrighteningFiction]

thats solid reasoning

[@dolliesdieyes5590]

Yeah, I never understood that reasoning; if I'm about to die, I'm about to die alright. No need for me to see the rest of existence get fragged, too...

[@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time]

I mean if there’s an afterlife or since earth is gone we get put in a dimension as the same person but it didn’t happen and you wake up in your new body and it was a dream in this new reality so that wouldn’t be too bad if you kept your memories

[@hairystyles2054]

hopefully not

[@gloomyswampz]

hi welcome to the comfort hole which is the opposite of the black hole. it has many soft blankets and pillows and nothing here can hurt you. we also got some chill lofi beats lol

[@sleepysaionji3091]

Sweet

[@pynked1]

oh this isn't too bad you even got the good food

[@luci0000]

“these are our final moments, the earth will be sucked up in a matter of hours” me: ok time to watch shrek and then the bee movie

[@FrighteningFiction]

I actually would do something really similar to that lol

[@savagegaming3392]

*Dark humor alert* Real life gta until the world ends

[@tiky9391]

@@savagegaming3392 oh no I get the joke

[@alicealpiste]

@@savagegaming3392 Ah shit, here we go again

[@savagegaming3392]

@@alicealpiste 😂😂😂

[@tonyyu5002]

that one alien watching this happen: "Shit, that was the wrong button"

[@JetSetDman]

The scariest part of this video is the fact that the “the american government” text isn’t centered

[@balugalaplane669]

It is more scary that the “HELLO” message was not made by aliens… it is the U.S. Government trying to calm everyone down before death.

[@jacobmagnusalegre9122]

Imagine the angels visiting earth on the last minute and granting every wish except the end of the world

[@fuzzy3397]

My wish would to get into heaven

[@Trees_talk_to_each_other]

@@fuzzy3397 Same

[@lmao1660]

Wishes for safety for Earth

[@jacobmagnusalegre9122]

@@lmao1660 the angels *decline*

[@lmao1660]

@@jacobmagnusalegre9122 wishes they are unable to decline any request

[@totallynoteverything1.]

Everyone on the planet: OOF Achievement Unlocked: Spaghettification!

[@FrighteningFiction]

lol

[@Naba21376]

Is this a innovation inc.reference?

[@totallynoteverything1.]

@@Naba21376 yes

[@MrGuestMan1901]

Me: destroying the earth in a video game. The planet when they see im destroying the planet and opened a black hole:

[@grugamersriseup7299]

ME WANT SOLAR SMASH YEAH

[@LitoMike]

@@grugamersriseup7299 black holes dont do much in solar smash

[@catresident1977]

"The earth will be sucked up to a black hole on a few hours later...." Procastinators: *"Yeah, i got some time."*

[@undeadcenturion402]

I'd probably just go outside and sit on the porch and drink a beer as I prepared to meet my maker.

[@ProgramViBee]

This man… This man is who we should aspire to be

[@jackmaleghostsquip4218]

I'll join you pardner

[@acek2016]

There are stories from the people who had that false missile alert in Hawaii, they were convinced the end was nigh and many people just went to sit outside with a beer and enjoy their last moments. The stories are chilling

[@skelebratz]

**listens to As The World Caves In as the world gets sucked in** aliens: get pranked lol humanity: *BITCH*

[@wilbert_GT]

LMAO!!

[@nithidesikan6458]

Aliens: you just got punked

[@FrighteningFiction]

So i have to pin this for a bit, I'd like to give a big shout out to this EAS channel, it just started and I can see some real potential in it, it's obvious that he's new to this, but with a little motivation, I think he can be big, his channel name is Spooky Scenarios and his profile pic is a dino, go sub to him, watch his vid, and give it a like and comment. ALSO!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, FUTURE COMMENTS ABOUT IT WILL BE REMOVED!

[@spookyscenarios1966]

THANKS SO MUCH

[@EASCamden]

Hi

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

Why did I read "Spooky Dinosaurs" at first

[@desructivtehgamer]

You so nice shouting out small channels like that

[@theeksheheabgsldhpnwksnhsl9273]

"it is not real" anxiety: but what if it is?

[@n0t_bor3d420]

Me too lol

[@fr33z3out5]

Planets be like : shawdy like a melo-(slowly fades away)😢

[@slothdoesthis]

“like you humans” ah, i can see. *tardis flying noise*

[@hal0w_]

Can we all just have a moment for silence for perseverance? Just like a few weeks ago they landed on Mars and then they just got sucked up into a black hole

[@carnivalgenesiscross9055]

See, this actually isn't that unimaginable. [Edit: Jeez, 53 likes? You guys are nuts! This is why I love the EAS Community!]

[@gamingfriends21]

Bro fax

[@wasmat8793]

You ruined the comment with that edit

[@carnivalgenesiscross9055]

@@wasmat8793 Cease and desist order incoming. Humble yourself, fool!

[@wasmat8793]

@@carnivalgenesiscross9055 wait please no I'm sorry

[@f16fightingfalcon15]

everybody gangsta til NASA creates a whole new warning classification for the EAS system

[@taydrabrookshire347]

I find this hilarious because there would be no point in taking cover since EVERYTHING ON THE ENTIRE PLANET would get swallowed up, rendering any EAS warnings useless.

[@balugalaplane669]

They probably wouldn’t even send this as to not cause panic

[@Kaisaccountt]

It’s scary how the alert doesn’t try to calm you down but instead tells you you’re going to die and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[@Kyra.zip.]

Change da world, my final message. Good bye ;-;

[@brendanstreecko7847]

There is no world left nowwwww

[@keroppi2029]

change what, air?

[@lucallm]

im having bad feelings when i watch EAS Scenarios

[@thatoneperson5856]

"Sit back and relax" Relax? NO Panic for no reason knowing it's fake? YES

[@ThatAviationGamer]

If this was real, and I finished worshipping, I'd just get as many donuts.

[@meu8996]

Plot twist: NASA just saw an intern who was assigned to observe the movement of the solar system playing Universe Sandbox

[@davidzcrossing6356]

Intern ( unpaid ) BADIBAPBADA

[@ItsAceWasTaken]

its unfathomable to imagine the us government sending a final message.

[@Monochrome2004]

me, who's been obsessed with black holes for years: *spams the yes option* bruh like this is legit my dream form, to be a black hole ngl.

[@FrighteningFiction]

that's facts dude

[@devinsethna1287]

Yea I’d like to be in a black hole too no homo

[@SainsburysNectarCard]

@Devin Sethna the poorest choice of words you could choose

[@fatyoshi1456]

This message was sent from the inside of the black hole I am dead

[@justafellow5859]

you're gnc af

[@riri_doesnothingatall]

xd

[@HeortirtheWoodwarden]

"Celestial Emergency" sounds so cool

[@m6heen]

fun fact: there is a blackhole (bigger than the earth) actually heading towards us. it's trillions of miles away but it travels 10,000 miles for a second. to sum it up: we're all going to die in some years from a blackhole.

[@FrighteningFiction]

and that is one of the reasons I can't sleep at night lol

[@m6heen]

@@FrighteningFiction lol

[@Skinwalkerwave5115]

Not if humanity destroys the Earth first

[@scouttheinvincible]

I did some basic math and got that it would take about 190,259 years for it to get here. By then I expect that we would have reached interstellar travel and would be far away. Or we are already extinct by then.

[@m6heen]

@@scouttheinvincible ah, i see.

[@coreymceuin480]

Always a bad sign when the EAS contains the phrase "good luck"

[@FrighteningFiction]

lol

[@regular_alients3768]

Black hole:*Tries to kill humanity* Me:"Not if i do it first"

[@FrighteningFiction]

lmfao, it's big brain time

[@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA]

humanity*

[@regular_alients3768]

@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA oh yea ill change that

[@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA]

@@regular_alients3768 i meant this line: Me:"Not if i do it first"

[@lonelycoffee8374]

"The contents of this video are very scary..." "...so sit back relax and enjoy"

[@nsad5074]

I was watching stuff with my 2 year old and when she saw this thumbnail on my recommendation she waved to the phone. So adorable! 💞

[@soggysocks1238]

And then there's that one person who has no clue what tf is going on and is wondering why people are naked, and running in the streets.

[@FrighteningFiction]

there always is

[@dabadobo1322]

If it was an actual black hole we would wonder what would be on the other side

[@Xyearo]

It’s mostly just a black void

[@sukhdeepsingh-lm6wl]

Nothing it’s not really a hole it’s just an area or like a disk where matter is so tightly cramped

[@Xyearo]

@@sukhdeepsingh-lm6wl yeah, it doesnt lead to another universe or anything its just a star that was so dense it just took a new form

[@devinsethna1287]

The missing lamb sauce of Gordon Ramsay is on the other side

[@sukhdeepsingh-lm6wl]

gameing or maybe we can’t be so sure right

[@brightax7502]

Imagine someone tried to prank you but you saw *enjoy!*

[@FrighteningFiction]

I see this comment was made 500 years ago, are you sure you aren't one of them?

[@Above965]

He came from the past just to say that joke.

[@RandallAgent]

@@FrighteningFiction You forget a thousand comments everyday, make sure this is one of them

[@unionleaderr]

What the- how the hell is it from 500 years ago

[@metroplays8221]

It says 500 years ago, then 4 weeks ago.

[@TwistsAndTunes]

The ending was absolutely amazing!

[@FrighteningFiction]

Thanks a lot!

[@guywhohatesafrica4711]

Its reminds me An g-man stasis

[@FrighteningFiction]

@@guywhohatesafrica4711 lol it does seem kinda surreal

[@Selfdestructingwii]

Aliens: haha prenk Humanity: *visible confusion*

[@Maggie-dd2ph]

The alien just went “lmao sorry for that mini heart attack. Anyways are you interested in being your own boss-“

[@knekoosh1613]

Damn this is actually a good eas

[@FrighteningFiction]

Thanks a lot!

[@liamostheimer]

This actually scared the crap out of me because it said “at 8:20 am”, and I was watching at 8:19.

[@FrighteningFiction]

Lmfao

[@aabhaupadhyaya7006]

“these are our final moments, the earth will be sucked up in a matter of hours” Me: Time to watch all those musical bootlegs I've saved

[@JoseRodriguez-lp7rs]

Black hole: sucks the earth into oblivion EAS: stay underground

[@cyclix7]

if pluto got sucked out of the solar system WTF is going into your basement gonna do

[@EnemyAtom65]

EAS system do really be sounding like a 12 year old's creative writing essay, though.

[@FrighteningFiction]

lol

[@Mostsanefudanshi]

I literally get so scared while watching these but i love them so much at the same time-

[@popeallahsnack-bar9804]

The scary thing is, if a blackhole ever were to come flying through the galaxy towards us, there would be no way to know.

[@rxbrezzy1430]

@ArtBuffalo facts there is a mega black hole in the middle of our solar system that keeps us in orbit

[@generalgrievous2202]

@@rxbrezzy1430 no? Do you mean the blackhole in the center of the GALAXY, not solar system

[@augustingervasio3269]

Ah yes the basement should keep you safe from the plane being completely demolished

[@that_one_av57]

When an EAS wishes you luck, you know you're fucked.

[@TheRockyCrowe]

I would gather everyone I know, even invite total strangers and we all just share our love and condolences to one another, talk about how humanity had a good run, pray, get hammered... Then hear that end message and be unable to comprehend if it’s a real offer or not because we are too drunk, high and traumatized. Aliens sitting their waiting all impatiently like ‘dude WTF I thought you screened these candidates as intelligent options?’

[@jacobflamesus9841]

If this was to happen one day I would go on every social media app and say goodbye

[@Winni134]

"It is recommended that you start praying or go to a place of worship to confess your sins" ME: What? "Ceasing transmissions at the tone" ME: Oh my God... the black hole is coming... OH MY GOD! THE SKY IS BLACK!! AUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH :Black Hole sucks in Earth and Alien message comes over alert system: ME: Wait I'm not dead? ALIEN: Not yet.... har har har har har

[@phillysteak-t5v]

Everybody’s gangsta until this actually happens.

[@megaorsomething2574]

Dude who had to convert this message to text to speech really said “good luck” like someone would be fucking lucky enough to survive a blackhole

[@FrighteningFiction]

well the people in this scenario were

[@megaorsomething2574]

@@FrighteningFiction ah t r u e-

[@alekseivoronovich8605]

This wouldn’t be as scary as this makes it seem because the closer you get to a black hole the slower time moves. It will seem to the people on earth that nothing is happening, and millennia could pass without anything changing. Someone far away would probably witness all this happening in a matter of seconds, but people on earth won’t

[@goose7125]

"300 trillion miles per hour" me when pluto travels at 447350 times the speed of light

[@ocefloww]

Pluto just got the strongest yeeting the universe has seen.

[@mrxy201]

u l t r a y e e t a g e

[@Peanutbutter501]

Goes through black hole Wakes up "Welcome to the gulag" f u c c

[@underfire8411]

everybody gangsta till you pause and it keeps playing

[@leviosa5971]

I was scared until stephen hawking starts talking

[@khoucacola]

Your Trial Version of Life™ has ended. Pay only $4.99 for the full version!

[@FrighteningFiction]

Wait you work for EA right?

[@nnaginata]

Pluto going at 300 trillion mph be like : DaPluto Convertible 2021

[@Carlo99yehey]

imagine getting pinned

[@FrighteningFiction]

ask and you shall receive(within limits of course)

[@spongebloxsquareblox1483]

Wow nice u got pinned

[@caNOA1961]

You son of a bitch

[@ifeelsosigma99]

@@caNOA1961 RUDE

[@RaymondThePainter]

Fuck off

[@cubehead-exists]

Black Hole: *consumes the world* *You can now play as Luigi.*

[@GunnerHeatFire]

LOL

[@t_aikutsu]

I like how in every EAS transmission a single letter gets 25% of the screen