Easy Bake Coven

[@ShasOSwoll]

“Seymour! I’m on fire!” “No mother it’s just the northern lights”

[@cagedcreature439]

“Well Seymour your an odd fellow, but I must say you steamed a good witch.”

[@deadchannel3328]

“HELP, HEEEEELP!”

[@silasweaver8268]

-AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALISED ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN!? -yes -May I see it?

[@cagedcreature439]

Silas Weaver no

[@clowntrooper61]

Unlike you, the writers knew not to use the same joke twice

[@ElBombastico883]

The upbeat way Seymour says "Goodbye, Mother!" gets me every time.

[@gamerchosis6666]

He clearly doesn't care if she dies

[@canaisyoung3601]

Considering how abusive she is to him (even though Principal Skinner isn't technically her biological son. Yeah, I know we as Simpsons fans aren't supposed to acknowledge "The Principal and the Pauper" in continuity, but I do), it's in character that he'd happily watch his mom burn for allegedly being a witch.

[@iwanegerstrom4564]

1:27 Didnt notice the "A" for adultress from Scarlet letter until now

[@Arsaja]

Can anyone explain, what the "A" stands for? What does it mean exactly?

[@Err0_Will]

@@Arsaja Adultery

[@skwills1629]

@@Err0_Will -Actually Adultress. It identified Her as an Adultress.

[@Err0_Will]

@@skwills1629 same difference

[@skwills1629]

@@Err0_Will - Not Really. Adultery is an Act. Adultress is a Person.

[@nicolasmedina7642]

I think it made Bart really happy to know he was of evil lineage

[@therealjcon]

Nicolas Medina well I'll be a son of a witch!

[@daniele7989]

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" KJV, If you don't like it so much why don't you cast a spell on it?

[@daniele7989]

No, but go on to tell me that witches are a marginalised group. That'll make my day.

[@andrewvan4029]

Witches in this era were considered women who sold their souls to and had sex with the devil, so technically, yes they are evil, since they associate with the devil@@JanetStarChild

[@JanetStarChild]

@@andrewvan4029 All that Abrahamic shit is not real; Including "the Devil". Grow up, child.

[@Cline3911]

"See you in hell Seymour" "Goodbye Mother" That's metal.

[@Cline3911]

@@dannythomas417 Right on. Nice hospital you started. :)

[@dannythomas417]

@Spicy Flavor Tide Pods Agnes is one of the meanest, obnoxious old ladies I've seen on TV. But Tress MacNeille is the voice actress of most people's childhood. Two wrongs don't make a right.

[@19torento]

The way he said it, too. Oh, my gosh...

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

So metal

[@MAN-xs2lq]

🎶🎸

[@jonessoda4me1]

When you think about it Marge has a great witch voice 🧙‍♀️

[@Joe_Parmesan]

She really does. The Bouvier sisters as witches fits so well

[@hughbathurst731]

That sounds like witch talk to me Howaboutthat 2013!

[@90sNickfan91]

The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her.

[@keithelliott2328]

Gotta respect that line,"the bible says alot of things".

[@johnhabsburgs6104]

FRANCO PEREZ bless you

[@GoatzombieBubba]

@FRANCO PEREZ Bible is real and true, also Satan has blinded you.

[@fenrisvermundr2516]

@@GoatzombieBubba The Bible is Real, however alot of the Stories are Explanations for Events that Happened cause at the time they wouldn't have any way to properly explain them, aside from God.

[@mattmower6370]

Best line ever.

[@stevencoates3382]

"Hah! Then how come your laundry's always much whiter than mine?" "Oh I've heard enough, BURN HER!" Hah hah, lol 🤣🤣

[@LenUchiha_anglejr758]

Because ya use the wrong detergiant

[@andrewmcdonald1614]

I love how Halloween episodes often make the people you thought were good (Marge) into evil.

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

Like Devil Flanders

[@yukononun]

Does Marge count as "evil" here? I feel like burning innocent women and pushing them off of cliffs would tip the scales on that one.

[@alexschorr9551]

@@yukononun well, she admitted she was actively antagonizing the townspeople, which was why they were doing witch hunts in the first place. Marge watched a dozen women burn for crimes she committed and did nothing.

[@marcuslong9761]

Yeah cuz her sisters are clearly gems lol

[@al87221]

Yea and patty and selma too

[@VirusEclipse]

"Must drop pantaloons." Lol

[@Dubcuajxufbei]

“They’re in my hair! They’re in my hair!” XD

[@SNK1995]

Which one? :'D

[@YouTubeWatching67]

What hair lollolol

[@FortoFight]

The joke is that he's bald.

[@Mihoyminoy124]

@@FortoFight r/wooosh

[@butlertron]

ULOIRAR also that they weren’t even touching his hair haha

[@SupermarketSweep777]

"So you finally left Derwood?" "His name is Homer."

[@darreylhenderson8979]

Love that 'Bewitched' reference

[@Slenderslayer351]

@@darreylhenderson8979 same here

[@bobkerr2755]

​@@Slenderslayer351I never got the reference, I just thought it was funny that she called him Derwood

[@donovanbradford8231]

​@@bobkerr2755 Same here I never watched Bewitched until a pal of mine mentioned it in a video of his.

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Lisa: If they're really witches why don't they use their powers to escape? Homer: That sounds like witch talk to me Lisa. Lisa: Never mind!

[@NadiaGirl1]

She is part witch like Bart and Maggie are

[@HBICTiff]

I love the little details that can be easy to miss, like the townspeople getting bored at the idea of Goody Flanders being a witch or the guy on the left scratching his shirt after Marge says she made their shirts itchy.

[@testshietchannel]

Love Wiggum's casual "Here's how the process works" 😁

[@soulassassin0g]

0:57 I like how Homer goes the extra step to stand on the bench to voice his excitement and accuse goody Flanders.

[@masqerader]

One of, if not the best Halloween short for Treehouse of Horror

[@vombatjack9596]

No, devil flander is better

[@LadyCeag840]

It's times like these I question how *anyone* in Salem lived long enough to tell the tales of the Salem Witch trials....

[@callmeyourdai5y518]

they probably would have decimated themselves had the governors wife not been accused and he put an end to the trials

[@jcg7719]

This sounds like witch talk to me.

[@Alusnovalotus]

LadyCeag840 they didn’t They were written down

[@NC-vl1ru]

they didnt actually burn anybody at the salem witch trials.

[@pendragonshall]

Call me Your Dai5y stop getting ur history from this show.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

"To be burned at the stake until you are deemed fit to reenter society." Basically, what we do today, but less cruel.

[@stproducciones9140]

Shut the fuck up hippie

[@BigT.Larrity]

Sin Talento Producciones No you heartless sack of shit, you shut the fuck up.

[@stproducciones9140]

@@BigT.Larrity the fuck are you talking about exactly? Prisoners? Immigrants? Either way it's pretty fair

[@UzairTheTuber]

A lot of keyboard warriors around here.

[@mugan5011]

@@stproducciones9140 When people tells more about themselves than they should. Of course, the point CJusticeHappen21 tried to tell it's in relation to judge any person in almost any society these days and publicly shame them and damage their image (burned them), it has nothing to do with your own insecurities and fear of watching outside the window.

[@ronaldgiroux3307]

“If it were up to you the brew would be nothing but newt eyes!” 😂 😂 😂

[@ElajahHere]

Lol

[@Garnetzx]

Town of Salem and the whole entire internet in a nutshell

[@mamoochie7392]

I’m guessing you’ve never been to Salem, it’s a party town full of homeless, druggies, and tourists

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

I'm guessing you've never played Town of Salem.

[@KCandFriendsUSA]

It’s actually a place where witches will kill tourists

[@kaiserreichtangle3120]

Every time I play Town of Salem I survive until the end of the round.

[@razagan1343]

@@kaiserreichtangle3120 that's somethinf a witch would say! that's the cliff for you.

[@patrickmgaddis]

“You destroyed my turnip crop!” “No, that was gophers.”

[@Vesnicie]

Gophers really are an almighty menace in Massachusetts. That's why we used to go down the hardware store and get gopher gasser!

[@SJ_RANKS]

Impossible we burned all the gophers

[@suelee7620]

Not all of them

[@adriennesimpkins2275]

@@suelee7620 Chief wiggum: OW! OW! OW! MARGE: this is for pushing me off the cliff! COP 2:Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! COP 1:Alright people nothing to see here COP 2: The show is over alright move along MARGE: As for the rest of you heh! Heh! Heh! EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING AND RUNNING AWAY HOMER: AH! THEY'RE IN MY HAIR! THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!

[@xandercage2388]

@@adriennesimpkins2275 this needs more eye of newt

[@lightsaberlordp373]

Marge: Let's come to our senses everyone, this witch hunt is turning into a circus. Moe: She's the Witch!

[@Diego-zz1df]

Marge: Fine, you were right this one time, but all the others were not witches!

[@eleanorhogan8643]

I just love the bit when Marge turns the police into a fairy, snowman and a gopher

[@SterlingFogg]

One of my absolute favorite Halloween episodes. "I got a caramel cod!"

[@Vejur9000]

One of the best Simpsons ever. There are so many great sound bites in this one.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

I think the Bouvier sisters as witches is really awesome. It fits so naturally

[@meztizo_americano86]

"Skinner can grill a steamed ham" "He's a Witch, Get Him"

[@DrsJacksonn]

'burned at the stake until deemed fit to re-enter society!' genius

[@alvexok5523]

Quimby: "People, let us not turn into an angry mob" That's funny. That also reminded me of the episode where Flanders and others rang the doorbell of the burlesque house, Belle answered "yes?", and Ned replied "It's an angry mob, ma'am".

[@Demiglitch]

“Good lord can’t this town go one day without a riot?”

[@alvexok5523]

@@Demiglitch Yeah, lol. Riots in Simpsons episodes have been happening since season 1 when the Springfield mob came after Bart and Homer for cutting off Jeremiah's head.

[@Jack-yw7bq]

0:27 “See you in hell Seymour!”

[@Super-Shafs]

"Goodbye, mother."

[@maurobertolone5198]

I love Homer's "let's not jump to conclusions" , two min before he was accusing witches left and right with no evidence

[@nox_chan]

Edna's scarlet A always made me laugh

[@ernst91]

What does that mean?

[@federicacostantini6756]

@@ernst91 probably a reference to Hawthorne's "The Scarlet Letter"

[@xsailor85]

That hairstyle alone should have gotten Marge burned at the stake.

[@Alusnovalotus]

xsailor85 wtf?!

[@danielmerkoulv7432]

alus nova wtf!?

[@samfitz9868]

Can I be burned as a steak too?

[@alvexok5523]

Mmmm...steak

[@soulassassin0g]

@c1ang3r extremely rare, in fact don't even cook it, I like it raw.

[@cjgray8825]

I just today noticed the scarlet letter on Edna's outfit. How have I not noticed that before?

[@David-ud9ju]

Maybe you've never watched it before.

[@Volinkrien]

Seymour is the witch, he's teleporting all over the courtroom.

[@LittenMandrake]

1:31 "Oh I've heard enough, BURN HER!" Long haired Moe LOL

[@suelee7620]

People, let us not turn into an angry mob.

[@matthewsmith1999]

Goody Simpson is entitled to due process

[@satoshirei4242]

1:28-1:31 Anyone else notice the "Scarlet Letter" reference? LOL

[@imweird2983]

I did

[@PotterLatina]

Satoshi Rei "A"

[@Belicure]

Satoshi Rei immediately jumped to that

[@robertrowley4929]

I did.

[@helenbaucke3505]

What?

[@weirdnomad8868]

Homer complaining the bats are in his hair was hilarious

[@bigmacsama]

I know right? That part made me laugh and I was all like “What hair? Homer, you’re about as bald as Charlie Brown and even he had more hair than you”.

[@letsplaybaby8098]

Lol at Mrs. Krabapple with the scarlet letter.

[@al5422]

"Let us throw open the floor to wild accusations"

[@oldmighty15]

Homer: Woo-hoo! I Accuse Goodie Flanders.

[@TheDarkarrow7]

Joshua Stuart Skinner: I accuse Goodie Bad Wife!

[@oldmighty15]

@@TheDarkarrow7 Wiggum: Uh, we killed her on sunday.

[@logoseven3365]

2020 Presidential Debate

[@matthewforbes2969]

@@oldmighty15 sideshow Mel: well there must be someone here we can accuse

[@SerenityM16]

Historical note: Salem didn’t burn “witches”, burning for heresy was mostly in Europe and even then very rare (1/3 of the witch trials in Europe ended with conviction, and the majority of penalties was a fine they could afford or banishment), witchcraft was considered a different type of crime so they were hung

[@JMLCK78]

They killed over 40,000 witches in what's nowadays Germany, so not that rare

[@Mortebianca]

"There's still a witch AMONGUS" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Elyyzz1]

3:15 they’re in my hair!! LMAO 🤣

[@laurenmeyer8410]

“WOOHOO! I accuse goody Flanders!” Oh Homer

[@DecepticonSkywarp]

"I accuse goody badwife."

[@TheDarkarrow7]

DecepticonSkywarp “Eh we killed her on Sunday”.

[@ArnoldTohtFan]

well there must be *someone* here we can accuse!

[@hayamihinata4135]

“Lisa Simpson!”

[@ALFAST-bn7xy]

"Bart, quit it!"

[@jacobsvlog6293]

Homer: I accuse Goodie Flanders Geez Homer that’s taking hating Ned to another level

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"You ruined my turnip crops!" "No, that was gophers."

[@matthewsmith1999]

Impossible. We burned all the gophers

[@vincentfichtler7758]

​@@matthewsmith1999Not all of them. 😈

[@BarbieGamboa]

"They're in my hair! They're in my hair!"

[@steelersguy74]

The most underrated line was Lovejoy’s eulogy at the cliff.

[@benlhyenethehyena9947]

"Now I'll be a son of a witch"

[@Steven-fo4yj]

If I knew you were coming i'd have baked a cat.

[@alvexok5523]

Funny: Lisa: "Stop! Don't push my mother off this cliff! Doesn't the Bible say 'judge not unless ye be judged'?" Wiggum: "The Bible says alot of things. Shove her!" Also funny: (Bats flying towards everybody) Homer: "Aaaaaahhh!! They're in my hair! They're in my hair!!" lol

[@ChrisManley1994]

"Oh I've heard enough BURN HER!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sassysasquatch2722]

"I was just about to accuse her" LMAO

[@beyondviolet]

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother apparently was one of the “witches” in the Salem Witch trials (she was hanged). They claimed she turned into a bird and flew inside her house, and they also claimed that she killed her husbands by cursing them (I don’t mean she had multiple husbands at once, I mean she had multiple husbands in her life). Crazy times

[@yumyumwhatzohai]

Maybe your ancestor wasn't a witch, but she might be been a serial killer, killing her husband's lol

[@beyondviolet]

@@yumyumwhatzohai I doubt it, I mean one of them literally just fell out of a tree on his own and died that way (there were witnesses) and people just couldn’t accept it I guess

[@owenogletree6374]

@@beyondviolet How were you able to trace your family lineage so far back??

[@beyondviolet]

@@owenogletree6374 when I was in like 9th grade I was really interested in our family ancestry because we knew almost nothing about it, so I convinced my parents to get us Ancestry tests (you know, where you send your DNA to a lab for them to analyze) for Christmas. After our results came back my mom really got interested in following our family tree and that’s how she found out about the whole witch thing.

[@owenogletree6374]

@@beyondviolet Wow, that's really cool!

[@lavalampluva55401]

Goodwife (Scots: Guidwife), usually abbreviated Goody, was a polite form of address for women, formerly used where "Mrs.", "Miss" and "Ms." would be used today. Its male counterpart is Goodman. However, a woman addressed by this title was of a lesser social rank than a woman addressed as Mistress.

[@David-ud9ju]

I don't recall anyone asking.

[@MrTimshellscherber]

2:32 Homer: (Frightened) Ok, now let’s not jump to conclusions, everyone.

[@suelee7620]

2:47 Hey, you destroyed my turnip crop. 3:12 They’re in my hair! They’re in my hair!

[@andreweggleston4410]

"If I knew you were coming I'll bake a cat" it's so funny because witches usually have cats they really love cats.

[@TaharkahX]

"Goodbye mother." Seymour ain't shit. 😁

[@CC-Cobalt-1043]

I love just how gappy he looks when he says it

[@freitchetsleimwor2406]

2:09 "Never read that book..."

[@Vaughnblondetail]

0:07 Man, they really got a jump on Salem, their Witch trials didn't start until 1692...

[@monegal1]

Seymour looks so relieved

[@brianodonnell4496]

Agnes: See you in hell.

[@carlozabbia1157]

The very end: "Really! So you finally left Durwood."... an homage to "Bewitched."

[@gamerchosis6666]

0:28 skinner is ruthless to his burning mother

[@MAN-xs2lq]

*"That sounds like witch talk to me lisa"* "Never mind"

[@Gold_F1sh]

My favorite tree house of horror segment

[@oscarwind4266]

Their teacher having a scarlet letter is a pretty funny gag.

[@TotoDG]

1:23. Skinner must be a witch, because he teleported to another part of the room in less than a second.

[@Super-Shafs]

1:03 "Uh, I ate her on sunday"

[@dannygjk]

Damn Homer that's savage.

[@jordanweir7187]

Every bit of the writing is just creme of the crop, some really funny stuff here imo, I especially love when the sisters at the end are arguing about eye of newts, amazing that there's a thin but very real public knowledge of a connection between witchcraft and eyes of newts that the show was aware of and took advantage of here

[@allnhem]

Him: “There is still a witch AMONG US” Me: WAIT AMONG US?!?!?

[@SheaN1026]

📮

[@axolde]

0:51 The original Among Us

[@inari2689]

WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS!!!

[@smolsnowpea5307]

I like how bart said im a son of a witch

[@benjamingoldstein1111]

One of my favorite episodes!

[@darreylhenderson702]

Notice that milhouse's mother Luann is burned at the stake at the beginning of this segment, but then is present when Marge is pushed off the cliff and later on in this episode trick or treating. Blooper ? or maybe Luann really was a witch? Lolzz

[@naturallyash6130]

I've just noticed that Edna is wearing a scarlet letter.

[@samalvey8168]

"See you in hell, Seymour!"

[@animedude8712]

Goodbye mother

[@TheStuport]

Must Drop Pantaloons

[@giovanni6636]

“ must drop pantaloons “ 😂😂

[@90sNickfan91]

Agnus: See you hell, Seymour! Seymour: Goodbye, Mother.

[@dannythomas417]

That part always made me cry. ‘Cause I’m not ready for her to die.

[@MAN-xs2lq]

@@dannythomas417 sounds like witch talk to me

[@redbelle94]

“All this witch hunt is turning into a circus!”

[@abdulsoofi8022]

Ha ha Lou is a fairly princess lol

[@sebastianemond5313]

1:10 "🫵🤨She put a spell on me! *😳Must! 😳Drop! 😳Pantaloons👖🍑!* "

[@wyattpeterson2095]

wow, skinner finally snapped

[@orionfight2973]

I love Marge evil laugh

[@jonescalypso]

Nooooooo! You cut it out just two lines too soon!! XD "REALLY? So You finally left Durwood." "His name is HOMER."

[@jamiemiller1482]

I think that’s the happiest I’ve ever seen Skinner

[@Spystreak]

"They're in my hair" lmao

[@myguitardidyermom212]

That Scarlet Letter tho 😂

[@roberthoyt7921]

Happy Halloween 2023!

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Happy Halloween!

[@over07ful]

Edna crabapple had the Scarlett letter on her dress. Love it

[@cushionycollector5417]

“I am no more a witch than you are a wizard” that was a famous quote by Mary good when she was hanged in 1654

[@bagofhammers7479]

Sarah Good 🙂

[@stephenboyington630]

Goody Flanders: Oh, no! They could make us perform wanton acts of carnality! Ned Flanders, rolling his eyes: That'll be the day!

[@bcrunch4232]

I wonder if marge as a witch got to at least see her family again sometimes. Like after Halloween became its thing. Like maybe even it turns out Bart is a warlock.

[@liamholton8937]

"And that's the story of the first ever Caramel Cod,- er I mean Halloween!"

[@synckid]

Among us, conversations.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Awww, it cuts off when Marge comes back to Patty and Selma's cave.

[@wyattpeterson2095]

"Let's not jump to conclusions everyone"

[@tastygravy6880]

"We have many more strumpets to incinerate" The Priest.