Eat It Or Yeet It #6 w/ Jarvis Johnson

[@lettuceleaf99]

“So you like me more than Damien?” *DAMIEN ENTERS THE BATTLE*

[@ash6563]

Player three has entered the game

[@jacoblopez2111]

*damien would like to know your location*

[@rosefeather349]

Aija Lang YESSS

[@rubymendoza2581]

12:46

[@doodlezjay]

Damien should've stayed till Shayne answered his question.

[@kuiperchaos121]

Olivia: Shayne, do you like me more than Damien Damien: *instantly summoned*

[@rosefeather349]

Elie L omg yes

[@rubymendoza2581]

12:46

[@spencer1192]

Elie L your not cool

[@kuiperchaos121]

Spencer 11 wasn’t trying to be cool, just tried to make a funny observation

[@ameliaplayz127]

OOOF

[@chrisneill9598]

I love Garrett's concern for Jarvis. "I'm so sorry, he's such a nice boy" So sweet to our boy who's trying his best.

[@dio-chu]

And then hits them with the expressionless “Shayne, I wanna destroy you” 😅

[@Luceat_LetItShine]

Worst Enemy of Shayne as well

[@Howdidyouknow04]

Love the trying my best reference

[@sierra7827]

“So you like me more than Damien?” *Damien appears out of thin air*

[@TINMITY]

Sierra Quinn damiens cute tho

[@bayleetheservicebear]

12:44

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

He used Instant Transmission

[@divyanshpanwari348]

That's instant transmission. Amateurs

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

😂

[@elifasyt3150]

Shayne: *litterally dying* Garret: *laughing his ass off*

[@whiskeyshaw8818]

oompa loompas anytime be like:

[@aressssss9108]

Olivia: *gets a good food* Shayne: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*

[@yurateya8078]

Hah...just before watcing this, I was watcing the office😂

[@rubymendoza2581]

17:43

[@itrickyalove]

I feel like Garrett anticipated that it would be them two and that Shayne would take the second last bite expecting it to be the best food.

[@olliejobson6371]

The feeling of betrayal was strong

[@rogerr3576]

Felix O’Connor it was karma👀

[@ash6563]

Garrett's disappointment in shayne's lack of immediate reaction was funny

[@meggsntoast]

Ash especially since he thought the egg white cereal was just water and ate half the sour burger 💀

[@shihtzugirl87]

I guess shayne is just permanently in this show

[@parclaw1276]

@Shahzad Ali that is weird...

[@Fanthomas1742]

Fine by me

[@goatsnhoes9221]

it's his punishment for coming up with it

[@tetragaming6332]

This is their plan to kill him

[@garrettpalm]

He is in the show until he is no longer with us.

[@amandaadams1358]

I feel like Jarvis and Noah would either be enemies or best friends

[@KrumpOcake]

That’s so true! And I don’t know how to explain it 😂✋

[@Bootylover444]

Because of their way of words 💀

[@lemonysnickette]

I like how all these comments are a year apart.

[@daanachmad4032]

@@lemonysnickette Not all 😬

[@kikisparkle728]

Olivia: you like me more than Damien *Damien Spawns out of no where* Damien: *NANI!!!!!*

[@Panda167.]

😂😂😂

[@andresgutierrez7709]

12:43 look at how Olivia is constantly looking at Shayne’s lips or bib 😳😳

[@rottendahlia]

“i’m so sorry he’s such a sweet boy.” SENT ME

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Who sent it to you?

[@tadecaylor]

Garrett's little corner is starting to feel like his lair lol

[@sharondingle1607]

Right

[@mickyy5798]

LMAO

[@stresstive322]

the day they finally convince/ bully/ blackmail garrett into being a victim on eat it or yeet it, he's gonna put up a sign in his garr care station that says "get out ma swamp"

[@sophiausmani9089]

jarvis: intelligently trying to talk everyone else: *licking pieces of 'pez' , shouting random words, making faces*

[@_inkysnow_4715]

Shayne: *scores into Yeet Bucket during the first round* Keith internally: impressive

[@matthewbowman1246]

I saw that lol

[@amandawhalen654]

Keith: “do you taste the carrot cake?!” Courtney: *50% licorice root powder* This ain’t lining up😂😂

[@dade3152]

“You like me more than Damien?” *Damien has entered the chat.*

[@mechadoggy]

12:47

[@wisco9er536]

*Olivia has left chat*

[@dade3152]

No one checks replies but thank y’all for 1.1k likes! Most likes I’ve ever gotten 🤧

[@dade3152]

1.2k wOw Thanks y’all 🥺

[@autolee5871]

You copy?

[@shivanipatel2116]

I want an episode where Courtney and Shane switch places and all the food is good just to spite Shane 😂😂

[@Mlplps497]

That is the most evil plan... i love it 😏

[@JidenRox]

A great sacrifice is made

[@barzzii]

*cough cough* shayne*

[@sylvm1728]

Shayne*

[@moss184]

Shivani Patel YEEEEESSSS

[@JoaoPessoa86]

"do you like me more than Damien?" *a wild Damien has appeared*

[@rosefeather349]

Fulano de Tal yesss

[@kirsten.3510]

Fulano de Tal Damien has Entered the chat

[@evanlynwinter2442]

I really liked Jarvis and his humour i want him on more. I think hes my favorite eat it or yeet it guest so far

[@karatecat1368]

You should check out his KZbin account if you haven’t already

[@unkindled4965]

Garrett: "Shayne, I want to destroy you..." Shayne: *nervous laughter...*

[@SporadicV2]

Shayne: *Pitches Eat It or Yeet It* Also Shayne: *Is on every episode* Sarah: *Pitches Spelling Beekini Wax* Also Sarah: *Is never on her own show*

[@kevind3974]

well thats just because they want to see him in pain.

[@chrisd6763]

Sarah better be on the next spelling wax or we riot

[@evangelineescalante5750]

@@chrisd6763 Yes

[@tycol322]

Devils advocate here but technically she's always on it. She's just never a contestant lol

[@SporadicV2]

Tails 322 it’s time to spin the wheel of technicality.

[@evadicker4593]

Challenge: if everyone eats every dish, Garrett has to eat the big bite (made by the whole Smosh team)

[@sumun8594]

He will cook some pancakes with ice cream for himself though

[@sharondingle1607]

Yes

[@jjwsvtk9987]

and smosh makes it

[@evadicker4593]

YES CORRECTION: Garrett will eat the Smosh made BIG BOITE

[@joelsloss.7537]

That way there’s incentive not to yeet it!

[@scarletthyde5925]

Everyone: eating bread normally OLIVIA: starting from the middle of the slice

[@eduardaclaro5662]

she's just the best and most random human being :'D

[@lizabethrose415]

Okay, but I saw that and was like "Same." It's just that type of bread. Im sure she does it with every bread, but I feel it with that one specifically

[@cykedout]

@@lizabethrose415 same the middle just calls me 😄

[@LadyLeaMarie]

@@cykedout It's the best part honestly.

[@Cxndamita]

I do that too

[@harleeluke1846]

When the food first comes out: nobody rings the bell When someone reacts badly to the food: lemme try! Lemme try! Imma eat it!

[@dotapark]

I mean curiosity kills a cat is term in English I heard so 🤣

[@NaTeesha85]

8:10 Shayne: "It's poop powder!" Olivia: "Yeah, it's powdered-- it's astronaut poop." LMAO that was actually really clever and made me legit laugh.

[@prettyshinyspaghetti8332]

Yeah same. Really clever remark

[@hgdellinger]

Idk how many times I've watched this video and this is the first time I noticed that joke!

[@FayeFrogg]

Shane: "I almost wreaked havoc into the yeet bucket" Keith: **Aggressively reaches for the fish paste cup** "I wannna try!"

[@sylvm1728]

HeyItIsKai Shayne*

[@zoejones9296]

Shayne, do you like me more than Damien? Damien: *say sike right now*

[@Kainewall]

In the beginning Jarvis looks like his mom made him go there

[@jackiefriday636]

Yes thank you for this Made my Day

[@goggles8691]

His mom is old Smosh

[@infinitye.a.5322]

17:41 Olivia: Well it tastes so good, Shayne’s face when Olivia said that 🤣🤣🤣

[@aero3606]

Olivia to Shayne: Do you like me more than Damien? *Damien has entered the chat*

[@maicheng3958]

The most evil sound in the world is Garret laughing😂

[@doodlezjay]

The most evil sound in the world for my friends is me giggling or laughing near.

[@tinytuni777]

I love how Jarvis *constantly* looks like he's *constantly* questioning his life choices in this video 😂

[@trinityacevedo9258]

So true😂❤

[@harshkc5516]

That's his best quality!

[@logandh2]

You really didn’t need that second ‘constantly’

[@tinytuni777]

@@logandh2 oh but I did.

[@aster7126]

he needs to be in a try not to laugh episode

[@arcanenightngale]

Courtney: "Shayne, you are safe!" Is he though? He is on every episode of this show...he is never safe

[@Andrea-ml3pe]

“oh this is definitely molly” *continues to eat said molly*

[@oliviasusann17]

garrett: im so sorry, he’s such a nice boy

[@ThisIsNotAhnJieRen]

Awww. There's some goodness in that evil boi. 😆😆😆😆

[@cjkolber3701]

“Do you like me more than Damien?” *Damien HAAS entered the fight* SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED MORE TRAINING!

[@frongussy0w0]

pun that Omg

[@samd2855]

“dO yoU TASte ThE CarRot CaKE??” -Keith 2019

[@liliewhite]

Jarvis is like that OP character that just destroys a strong monster/villain immediately (he looks more undisturbed compared to the other participants)

[@okami9012]

I NEVER EXPECTED JARVIS ON THIS SHOW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@infinitye.a.5322]

17:53 Shayne hits the table when Courtney says it’s just a caramel apple😂😂😂

[@nectar__]

Jarvis has higher resilience to awful food due to the various recipes he tasted from Troom Troom

[@idkmyname-bb2hx]

To true

[@keemobeats8930]

Faxxxxxx

[@Freshieroleplays]

ah yeash

[@tomc7700]

I would have to agree

[@loowsrhoo7780]

True bruhh

[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

"Shayne, I want to destroy you" -Garrett 2019

[@mattynator911]

I think that peanutbuttercup did the trick

[@TylerPCoyne]

He delivered on that line!

[@sourrabbit5454]

Just in case if anyone wants to when it’s at 9:57

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

Jarvis: Eats 7 Ian: Eats 1 Olivia: Eats half Keith: Eats other half Shane: Lick the side of one Nice.

[@leanne1787]

Anonymous [26490] What about Keith

[@yvonnepoh3913]

Sooo, what about Keith

[@jasonstewart3017]

Ian only ate half

[@vidama9850]

Sorry but,**Olivia: EATS THE GOD.DAMN.MIDDLE.**

[@vidama9850]

But if your talking about the paz then nevermind.

[@shawnmendes2495]

*everyone talking to eachother* olivia:eating from the middle of the bread

[@infinitye.a.5322]

9:57 Garrett says “Shayne I want to destroy you” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sharye2001]

So nonchalant too 😂

[@armaan4138]

Why do i think Garret could be a good horror movie charecter Just me! ok

[@donovanwilson840]

Logic

[@trinityacevedo9258]

Honestly- you're not wrong 😂

[@flammable9583]

you probably can't speak English.

[@mr.sandman786]

Next Saw movie: Garret is Saw. The Next Saw trap: Two Twinkie’s in front of you, one is filled with poison and the other normal.

[@supercalime]

He is the jigsaw of food

[@imdad1284]

I'm honestly living for the Garrett Cam "Shayne, I want to destroy you."

[@tycol322]

Olivia: I have a small mouth. Jarvis: *confused look followed by the "no too easy" look*

[@ChicagoRatHole]

I love how Garrett looks like he's a proud parent on the verge of tears at an award ceremony every time it's something tasty

[@KK-yt6uo]

I like how Shayne and Olivia sit together in most Eat-Or-Yeet videos. They make me excited af.

[@makattack6870]

“??! Sorry was there a sacrifice that happened-“

[@caitlinl9494]

“I almost just reeked havoc into the yeet bucket.” “Let me try it!” this must be one of the unspoken rules of Eat it or Yeet it

[@hildy8031]

When they brought out the “peanut butter” cups for Shayne I was like “oh yeah Garrets just gonna kill him”

[@blackwingdragonmasta]

It was obvious they weren't going to be real peanut butter cups because Shayne's allergic

[@hildy8031]

DarklordIra I know that. That’s why it’s funny. That’s why peanut butter is in quotations.

[@21Stephen12]

I love how garret is in the back “I’m so sorry, he’s such a nice boy”

[@alexandrafetner3658]

Shayne: *Talking about how bad the Reesie‘s tasted* Keith: *I WaNnA tRy iT* 14:08-14:26

[@carolinecaveness4220]

"And hopefully, you'll let me leave." *Everyone laughs*

[@NikkiQuacks]

There should be an episode where all of the food is Twinkies with different filling

[@GoKnightsGo]

NikkiQuacks I was just thinking that! But they should put Garret on.

[@ChandlerC2001]

Courtney's little song at the beginning was everything.

[@esinger23]

It’s dope

[@snozwanger760]

I miss it and wish they would still do it.

[@theaidanator]

3:19 i'm just watching olivia carefully eat her slice of bread without touching the crust

[@cyrilmataga5100]

12:50 lmao Damien looked like he was gonna straight up explode

[@TheAeroSpaceMuesum]

Jarvis looks so awkward he’s like that one person you invited into your friend group

[@potat0a1m26]

Yet hes the one who has the ak soooooo

[@ilovenutella4464]

Lol so basically me

[@StormProductionsOfficial]

I was the 200th like!

[@hananibrahim6751]

Actually me then

[@czvz762]

I H A V E O N E M I L L I O N F R I E N D S C U S I A M K I N D,true

[@kittikat4124]

WhenShayne didn’t immediately react, garret looked so upset 😂

[@GravityHeldWithin]

Please don’t make Shayne do more pushups, his shirt sleeves are already screaming 💪🏻

[@sharondingle1607]

Haha

[@uhejnjd]

Next stage is that he has to just wear sleeveless due to ripping all of his shirt sleeves off.

[@sharondingle1607]

@@uhejnjd haha

[@kjuice6511]

When Jarvis said it tastes like chalk I thought So just regular pez then

[@Ari-too0]

Jarvis is honestly the most adorable guest EVERRR they have to invite him more to this and other shows 💖😊

[@xKCAZxLEADER]

“Sacrifice requires the strongest of will” -Thanos 2019

[@emilybiwer2242]

I love how they all think Garret is trying to poison them

[@breiannarowden837]

Well that's because... He is 😂

[@dontask2769]

That song was fire tho Edit: Courtney's hair looks cool

[@urbanphoenix09]

I was gonna say her skirt was cool! Wonder where she got it.

[@dontask2769]

Tara Twankletoes Same

[@sharondingle1607]

Right

[@josephhernandez128]

13:45 That time when shayne turn into a Creepy Santa.

[@hazelannepula7435]

Olivia: **looks at the caramel apple** Courtney: it's a cara-- Also Courtney: *oh, no one heard it... i'll just laugh...* hehe

[@matherly007]

Garrett: *threatens shayne* Shayne: *laughs* Shayne is insane

[@kalalaecoy562]

That distinct Damien laugh at 14:56 🤣

[@zeraer8115]

Jarvis is trying his best.

[@imadetoast2591]

He seems like a nice kid, but doesn't mix well with the Smosh crew.

[@sumun8594]

@@imadetoast2591 He is not a hype beast

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

GymsockGargoyle agreed

[@rae6878]

He has the chill that the Smosh crew lacks, but doesn’t necessarily need or not need. Like I wouldn’t mind him in more videos, but it wouldn’t be a giant tragedy if he wasn’t.

[@Umbojug]

Jarvis is crying his best

[@morganoisweird]

garrett randomly saying "shayne i want to destroy you" made me die. like i was laughing so hard i didnt breathe

[@emileeh8990]

6:21 woody the woodpecker has entered the caht

[@_HuffleProud_]

So now we know that Jarvis would eat antifreeze and be fine with it

[@606babbles]

Antifreeze actually notoriously tasted good, like sweet. That why animals eat it and die.

[@Kiewjb]

I’d say Garret needs to do one of these episodes. He deserves to taste his own medicine 😎

[@caitlinl9494]

but the chef is now josh

[@notcarameldonuts6912]

Yes!!!!!

[@kaitlynthompson8046]

“Welcome back to another episode of the show, Shane gets salty at garret for 18 minutes.” 😂

[@shckum23]

Courtney is so concerned about Shayne at 14:30 and it's really cute

[@LJ-ew5fk]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even the twinkies: Garrett: sHaynE, I wAnNa deStRoY yOu

[@Anna-np3ti]

When there is no Damien in the main show, you appreciate the small amount of Damien you get in the subscriber clip

[@rylierylie5317]

Courtney: it’s a caramel apple- or I don’t know

[@emilyv7292]

shayne’s shirt rlly said ‘the best part of ur elementary gym class’

[@shadowheart2210]

We need an Eat it or Yeet it where it is just Garret and anyone else who helped that deviously beautiful man to create this monstrous game.

[@yungbishop]

Jarvis was immune thanks to his loyalty to the almighty Zeffo

[@sixinthehead3076]

Garret perfect mix of mad genius and genuine concern for them is perfect

[@mj-ff3xv]

I love that keith had to get everyones attention before trying the small pill thing

[@adrianramsey6932]

I watched this the first time without knowing who Jarvis is, and watching this again after loving him is an odd, yet very pleasant experience

[@amysaysbye]

Exactly same here! I don't know how to describe the emotion but it's a good one whatever it is

[@_lljb8942]

Ian: it’s quite spicy Also Ian like 1 second later: HUEGH *breathes fire* ( 11:57 )

[@SuperMiiSamurai]

"So you like me more than Damien?" *Damien appears out of nowhere* Damien: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru. Shayne: NANI!

[@justinbebustin7247]

I love how garret just looks at them knowing they’re going thru pain and agony and just smiling saying in his head “this is going to be so good!”

[@austincross3001]

No one: Garrett (at 9:55): Shayne, I wanna destroy you.

[@galev3955]

I dunno why, but Shayne being so pissed off every time is really endearing.

[@Fluera]

The eat or yeet song courtney sings is actually a low key banger

[@hunnybunny12730]

I really thought that they covered an onion in Carmel for Olivia

[@AngelDuartecool]

“ITS TIME TO EAT OR YEET, ITS TIME TO EAT OR YEET. IT CAN TASTE SO GOOD OR SMELL LIKE FEET BUT ITS TIME TO EAT OR YEET” 0:09

[@ImSwagish]

Kinda lit.

[@jisaacray]

“We thugz and we don’t need protection”

[@DarkfoolDave]

16:54... Oh yikes Courtney, I felt that 😬

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

I was literally just passively watching this playlist, and now Jarvis is here omg

[@jamestaylor3963]

Courtney's free style at the beginning was lowkey fire