Roll for YEET (Eat It Or Yeet It)

Did anyone happen to grab any healing potions? Just in case?
Shoutout to ‪@adventuresinaardia‬ ( / adventuresinaardia ) for rolling a Nat20 on this concept!
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[@Jam-Beat]

Hey I just want to give a big honking shout out to the knowledgeable editor that added in all the checks, Chanse’s immunity, etc.

[@smoshpit]

we stan andre

[@theawooos3793]

​@@smoshpit yeah!!!!! Go Andre!!!

[@m0ssy_g0bl1n]

@@smoshpit common andre W

[@kaitlynd8131]

andre popped off!!

[@SmoshAndre]

:) thanks

[@molar_king]

23:33 Courtney saying “yeah he’s been puttin gum in stuff lately” like she’s Garrett’s parent

[@kraziezi]

That and "you trying to cork us up for winter?" Right after from Damien killed me 😂

[@wildbill9863]

Had me cracking up

[@kaitlyndiep9526]

HAHAHAHA

[@NoOne-mx9nu]

the look on her face as she said it was hilarious

[@GabrielWHAT]

I love how Garrett just straight up gave credit to the ones who came up with the idea without the slightest hesitation, good work ethic right there, even in silly stuff

[@bradstreet4793]

Noah: *can instantly distinguish surströmming in a dish* Also Noah: *doesn’t know albacaore IS tuna*

[@zevo9314]

to be fair, i also know what surstromming is, but didnt know albacore was a tuna. surstromming is infamous for it's smell, so its not all that uncommon to know anymore

[@highdefinition450]

i didn't know either lol

[@DemitriBrownComedy]

I just learned that albacore is tuna because i saw a video with one in it and noticed it looked like a baby blue fin tuna lol

[@PragMagik]

This is now my favorite episode of Eat It Or Yeet It. This format works SO well for the show and I hope to see it return!

[@nerdtasticzelda1737]

This was the best format of EIOYI so far! 😂

[@day7645]

Oh hey, nice to see you here.

[@baconscoobysnacks3135]

Yea I think they should only do it this way now

[@honeybea4093]

This is the way.

[@Kuating]

You here? :P

[@pythonkatie1985]

I love how Noah is just instantly excited when Garrett starts the campaign.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Oh I know noah's enthusiasm for everything, IS everything. 😄

[@kaelalist9656]

​@@Noneya409 dude, is it that important of a distinction😂? Don't be a rules lawyer/ lh 😊

[@justanotherperson3445]

@@Noneya409almost as if this is the first session. Making it the start of a possible campaign. Stfu.

[@kitkatattack15]

@@kaelalist9656 yea its a pretty big distinction, theres no harm in correcting others to avoid the spread of misinformation

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@Noneya409 If we’re gonna be technical, they’re right to say campaign, too. It’s the start of the session and campaign since it’s the first time (the first session of the campaign, thus starting both).

[@theyoshow]

17:15 Chanse staring into the abyss needs to be a meme asap 😂

[@hellocentral5551]

Yeah. What would you caption it?

[@Zeffer32]

Tfw you thought it was just gonna be a fart

[@Venus_the_Wolf]

EXACTLY what I thought! Put just the face for some reason, pasted on a stick figure on a blank background, at least that's what I imagined it.

[@Galiant2010]

18:20 Noah not knowing that Albacore is a type of tuna was just such a pure/innocent moment lmao. Edit: Love Courtney's top in this, too! So cute. They pull off those colors so well!.

[@xhelan131]

she* Courtney is a woman and her personal opinions or mental health issues do not change scientific fact.

[@MadaraUchiha-.._]

yes ikr she looks good!

[@secretforreddit]

Damien's logic was very "Therefore, I clearly can't choose the wine in front of you..."

[@jp9548]

Inconceivable!

[@iplay10101]

​@@jp9548 I don't think it means what you think it means.

[@Maelstrom01]

He's got big Vizzini energy here

[@connordcl5931]

@@iplay10101 pretty sure they were just referencing The Princess Bride.

[@FreeTheManXI]

@@connordcl5931 psst... so was he.

[@lucasblanchard47]

OMG Courtney’s outfit is SO CUTE! Y’all should definitely do this again with everyone dressed in character!

[@73Emlo]

Yes! A full character party cosplay with Smosh would be great! Imagine them doing an in character short campaign interrupted with a yeet/eat like 5his that is part of the story!

[@fakruradziabdullah4368]

I honking agree😮

[@youngmxn]

they could use their legacy game players haha

[@sorrytodisappoint]

The fact that they forgot that Chanse is also immune to Malic Acid. I was like... "Why is Garrett so excited? That doesn't affect Chanse... like Shayne."🤣

[@italianchickalicious]

What episode

[@jaredargento1511]

@@italianchickalicious It was in the Filipino food episode. At the very end, everyone was given a final delicious dish, but one of them had Malic Acid in it. I think you can guess who got it.

[@megaman7010]

Damien being upset Keith may have eaten Swan meat without him is fucking hilarious

[@lindseysharon259]

Garrets frustration when malic acid doesn’t work…. I love it.

[@Scrofar]

At this point, I think he should stick to bittrex instead lol

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

True DM frustration

[@yahboijei]

I love the level of production and commitment they put in this. I hope they'd get more DnD themed episodes. Maybe some where the contestants are in character too.

[@redsands1001]

More costumed themed episodes could be fun. Nautical one. Garrett and Co Miller dressed up as sea captains serving up weird takes on seafood. Fog machine and a lighthouse in back. Or circus in clown costumes and all pies that look like banana cream but different secrets/ colors/toppings

[@michaelbricky]

@@redsands1001 That is genius!

[@ferdinandgunawan8611]

Maybe TNTL episode?

[@clartblart3266]

Now that they did an actual D&D series they totally should do one in character!

[@nickg1766]

I need Chanse & Damien in more stuff together. Their dynamic is weirdly perfect???

[@choobers26]

“He’s been putting gum in stuff lately.” Dunno why but this made me giggle. Garrett is definitely chaotic evil 😭

[@thespankmyfrank]

The way it changed to "barkeep cam" from "Garrett cam" made me laugh, such a nice touch lmao

[@alexandrusnaider6565]

Damien going " you good" when hearing about the beef bile was just top notch.

[@racheljones8527]

Legit made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@nonpondo_]

What kind of person are you 😂

[@kenji02481]

Noah shouting that it wasn't Tuna, it was something called "Albacore" had the same energy as the classic "I attack the Gazebo" D&D story.

[@DaveYognaut]

thank you for putting me on to that story. i'd never come across it until now. fuckin amazing 🤣

[@bree7306]

22:58 “is there alcohol in there?” The collective expression of worry in the faces of everyone after Keith sad that 😂

[@KaiLucasZachary]

well... that's honestly how most of the alcohols in the world got discovered, sooo.....

[@daanachmad4032]

@@KaiLucasZachary Well, he comes across as an alcoholic 😅😅

[@KaiLucasZachary]

@@daanachmad4032 He comes across as continuing a long-running bit, knowing his literal job is to be an internet personality. ‘Twas a joke. Sort of like how Noah is seen as a stoner who doesn’t actually smoke weed.

[@daanachmad4032]

@@KaiLucasZachary Shayne used to make lots of pegging jokes. He did it so often that people started to think the jokes were an admission.

[@corinnewist3824]

Damien quietly calling a volcano a “hot mountain” is *chef’s kiss*

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Where was this?😂❤

[@MaDmOnStErQr]

@@SakuraMoonflower it was when chanse was describing what the elven bread was referencing…..it was quiet though……

[@markm4952]

I once heard it referred to as a spicy mountain 😂

[@williamflores7081]

Didn’t know Chanse was also immune to malic!! 😂😂 another chosen one 🤣😂

[@meaganbradford6036]

Only difference is that Chance can taste it and recognize the sour; Shayne barely tastes anything! Lol I'm convinced Shayne is what is known as a "non-taster"

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

Chanse also seems largely immune, or at least resistant, to capsaicin based on a few of the vids.

[@jet4994]

Damian is giving Princess Bride with their logic monolgue with the jelly rat, very on theme 10/10 lmao

[@DrLipkin]

Some possible dishes for if they do another one. Gelatinous Cube - Candy bones suspended in a Jello cube tainted with malic acid (Gelatinous Cubes engulf their victims and melt them with acid) Black Pudding - Tapioca/vanilla pudding mixed with charcoal Owlbear Stew - Stew made with bear and game bird meat Mimic Cake - Cake that looks normal on the outside, but is filled with organ meat. Bonus points if the cake is decorated to look like a treasure chest Health Potion - Cough Syrup in a fancy bottle Potion of Fire Breathing - Something spicy in a fancy bottle. Honestly, you could do an entire episode of just potions. Potion of Speed - Espresso in a fancy bottle Sovereign Glue - Literally just non-toxic paste

[@adventuresinaardia]

Thanks for the shoutout ya’ll - I’d love a link to my KZbin channel in the description if you feel so inclined 😊

[@toxiccshortiee]

Yes! I’d love to see y’all collab! My favorite tiktok account & my first KZbin account.

[@smoshpit]

you got it!!!

[@adventuresinaardia]

@@smoshpit ❤️❤️❤️

[@Lennus19]

Not me shouting IT'S LEMBAS!!! IT'S LEEEEMBAAAAAS! for the first one, when nobody seemed to recognise it 😂

[@Joemamashouse69]

Garrett totally would just cover a rat in chocolate and give it to someone.

[@kharolyneholler2518]

he said he wanted but kiana veto that ahhahhaaaaa

[@greedyProphet]

Noah with the "that's not tuna!" was so peak for me. I love it

[@Imeran]

I love Chanse so much for this! He reeeeaaly tried, you can tell. Pure bravery!

[@Galiant2010]

He really did. That was a great big bite, especially seeing what already went into it lol.

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Ik. I think this was one of the only times where everyone in the room clapped for someone yeeting

[@KitaKnightProduction]

Just waiting for the dumpster wizard to pop out for this since he would be on brand for a dnd character 😂❤

[@DaTimmeh]

I wanna do a dumpster wizard style npc (given players accept him) as like the main story guide for a campaign. It feels like the perfect role for him.

[@williamflores7081]

That woulda been PERFECT

[@lunawolfking1340]

dumpster wizard should hand out the dishes next time

[@ReincarnatedGhost1]

Missed opportunity for sure lol.

[@katrinaduval3085]

The dumpster wizard needs to be the dungeon master.

[@uhejnjd]

Have to say, not only do I like the way they choose who ate BUT the fact that the big bite at the end could have been so many different combinations was really great. Hope they do something like that again in the future.

[@missoverlord7056]

The art department went above and beyond for this episode. Just look at that background and all the little details Hanging up around the set.

[@skeletonwriter]

It is adorable how into this Garett seems to be.

[@pollyinthesky2957]

He’s having the time of his life. It’s great 😂

[@JakeTheHawk]

I want to play a campaign with Garrett as the DM. Even a one shot.

[@MythosBytchos]

As an avid D&D player, this was so fun! I’d love more episodes formatted like this, honestly! Garrett is a funky DM/Narrator, and Courtney makes for a lovely barmaid!

[@shillelaghkentner8595]

This comment is so cute in a way I can’t explain

[@MythosBytchos]

@@shillelaghkentner8595 🥰

[@Fluff_Noodles]

17:13 THE LOOK IN HIS EYES 😭 Chanse's soul actually left his body during this

[@vivianshaffer6340]

The dice should make a come back, this added so much more excitement to an already great show.

[@rhunmahariel7877]

I knew it was Lembas bread from the leaf. Then the little x-shaped cut cemented it for me.

[@brendanlockhart42]

Yessss same here!

[@guzvar]

My mexican brain immediatly went to "Tamal" lmao

[@SlavaZone]

Yes, I would have been SO excited to try!!

[@thebarefoothobbit]

Same I make them all the time and I cut the banana leaves to loon just like that.

[@georgestone6149]

I thought he was going for a basic ration

[@KreatingKhaoz]

Shout out to Keith for being a bro to Chance and joining in on the stew.

[@sangan3202]

9:29 lmao at courtney doing the Wii bowling spin

[@babygirl480941]

The amount of excitement that went through me when I saw the lembas bread is insane. I scared my dog by shouting “I was right” when you called it elven bread lol.

[@al145]

Garrett embraced his chaotic evil nature with that last one

[@davidschultz1987]

Big GM energy lol

[@chillas99]

Chanse's expression as they were building the stew was that of a person who is actively regretting every decision they've ever made in their life. Love this format! Aside from the D&D theming, I loved the random element (like the wheel), but with everyone eating something

[@marcusplumlee8366]

Keith is known to be overly squeamish, but he almost always takes a bite of the grossest stuff when he doesn’t have to.

[@BubblyAmyx]

It would be so cool to have an EIOYI video dedicated to the "roll for ingredients" round, where every dish has the ability to be good or bad depending on the other players.

[@Tashiea]

Love this idea!!!

[@AliFareedMC]

Chanse 😂😂 4:46 Garret: do you regret your decision? Chanse: No 17:15 The Face of Regret 😂😂

[@williamflores7081]

That shot was perfect

[@tortugapoet]

So good! 😂

[@mugibaboo]

Someone *please* make that face of regret into a meme

[@aji_esa8606]

This need to be on "who memed it"

[@LMR23]

Honestly, not really into D&D, but the dice rolling works for this show. This was very fun. Maybe they do some more of this in the future?

[@zevo9314]

i think it works better than the bell. a little bit of luck involved really adds something to the show

[@anthonypeavy7663]

Felt way more intuitive than little wheel

[@ManikFerret]

I feel like kieth is the type of person that as soon as he plays, it's more likely he would become an avid dnd player 😂

[@cuhleef]

Props to Damien and Courtney for knowing the Jeelie Beelie Peet Rat reference.🤣

[@JoTheAnomaly]

I love when Garrett is talking in the Barkeep’s voice about how the porridge was made and it cuts to a shot of him stirring a pot in an industrial kitchen 😂

[@EmilytheBaleester]

I've never related to Damien more than his reaction to being able to hear the others eat and just saying "NOISE" while wanting so much to cover his ears.

[@boomcrashbang.]

I would love to see Garrett DM a campaign. He has great narriation voice.

[@cjans8073]

I'm just imagining Chanse getting back to the party from a pocket dimension type deal, visibly looking Ill from the food, like looking like he puked looking sweaty the whole deal and just being like "🫥 Yo, It was ice cream, wish you coulda come 😬"

[@Zovei]

7:41 I 100% expected damien to finish "wHERE DID YOU GET SWAN MEAT" with "AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME??"

[@wraith23GT]

This is probably one of my favorite Eat It or Yeet It episodes. It was great!

[@cheeriosarethebest]

14:28 and 15:14 I absolutely loved the reference to the meme and that Courtney also new exactly how to respond to it! 🤣

[@COMsquared]

what was that?

[@Morphowl]

I love the look of resignation that Chanse always gets when he has to eat something.

[@Stopthisrightnow560]

Keith: I ain't interested. Also Keith as soon as Garrett starts narrating: Oooooh! I was also screaming out lembas bread at the beginning like an absolute nerd. 😂😂😂

[@Rrusso92]

“You tryin to cork us up for winter? What are you doing?” Was said in such a Wayne’s world voice I love it!

[@mrfrogkingg]

"dead god, no ass," fucking killed me. Damien was great this episode.

[@MrBlakeD82]

Damien's "No, Keith" at 23:01 is just precious

[@E3N_Bierski]

Merry and Pippin eating 4 while Legolas is saying "one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man" lol

[@fitsy1011]

Low-key would love to see more of this. Also add a rule where the highest roller can roll for a perception check.

[@novacaino]

look at Kiana saving people from rat meat lmaooo

[@damousehouse]

garrett opting to have bile as an option is so mythical core. he was influenced

[@BBones541]

It literally doesnt matter what she wears Courtney looks gorgeous in anything

[@IceArceus_]

The way Damien added his ingredient to Chanse's dish was so funny to me 😂😅

[@pnwexplorer1122]

But Damien, Mythcial owns Smosh, a quick call to the Mythical Kitchen, and you got yourself some SWAN MEAT my friend

[@aslychair3096]

Kieth the kinda guy to eat paint chips and wonder why no one wants any.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Chanse didn't need to close his eyes. At that moment, he had already left his body. 😅 Edit: Poor thing, he looked so sad while they were all rolling the dice to add their ingredients. Was breaking my heart fr. My motherly instincts were trying to kick in lol.

[@michaelcastillo8792]

Similar to the big bite, we need a Build-a-Bite episode! Crew all compiles a single item to incorporate in a Garrett dish and creates perfection for us all 😂😂😂

[@MiseryCo]

Based on some previous videos I did not expect Damien and Chanse to be vibing in this video so hard. Nice to see.

[@ambitylive8059]

I can’t explain how much I love Chance in these videos he’s the best

[@Ruby-jb6en]

Garret gets significantly more unhinged each episode and I love it!

[@nathanontiveros3862]

As a LOTR fan I was so excited to see the Lembas come out. knew what it was instantly

[@lediona3996]

Same! I made some and wrapped it in banana leaves when the first Hobbit film came out. Mmm...lembas.

[@Sculpt_It_loud]

Dude Noah’s meal was made so well. Garret really pulled that off so amazingly. I wasn’t even looking - i put these on and listen and occasionally look. But I saw Noah go to eat it & the wrapping on the table I immediately knew he was eating bread from lord of the rings. AMAZING

[@carolinemurdock3038]

The twist at the end with everyone rolling for ingredients I liked that

[@hugeinjapan4635]

17:08 you can literally see Chanse's soul fleeing his body

[@amandastillwell1523]

This might be my favorite episode of Eat It Or Yeet It yet! Continue the campaign please!

[@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg]

Huge amount of respect to Keith. He’s turning into one of my favorite cast members.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

I really would have liked a flashback to the "do you regret your decisions" "no" every time he's got that blank stare watching all the ingredients get added. lol

[@jonteguy]

This is actually a really fun way to do it because it comes even *more* unpredictable for you guys who are the ones doing it. That makes the reaction and all that more fun and genuine. An even better version of this would be the person who rolls the lowest eats and gets his die taken away after so you still eliminate people, they just have no say in what they eat. But yeah, when you hit the bell you can tell sometimes that people are holding back for other peoples sake etc.

[@paulpallo5513]

The moment of silence when Courtney says "It's like minecraft!" was gold. My brother in christ, you introduced the theme of the episode.

[@hammechakaiju9140]

That broke me because it was so out of the blue bro

[@notchrisrivero]

More like my brother in DICE! amirite? 😅 guys? Hello?

[@TYguy___]

This is Keith's show. Always the MVP

[@ajetc697]

Queer last supper vibes

[@RoySan20]

Smosh! Thank you so much 🥰 This was really amazing 🤩 Hats off to the editors for this episode as well 🎈

[@kii_tsune]

I really want them to do another episode like this. Oh my goodness I’m dying. The editing is also top-tier.

[@kccreationsgaming]

If there's one thing we always knew, it's that Keith loves some sips

[@Scrofar]

PLEASE MORE OF THIS! The dice gameplay is a refreshing and clean change of pace from the usual format! Doesn't necessarily have to be DND-themed all the time, but the fantasy/RPG-themed foods are always a treat to watch.

[@RenataKaleah]

Loved how they changed the format to go so well with the theme! And the editing was amazing. Love DnD

[@americaroleplayer]

Damien's Vizzini-Poison rant was the best thing I've seen in a while.

[@darkclaw7571]

Love the Witcher's ost in the background, very fitting, i bet a lotta dnd players had that one playing in their playthroughs at least once.

[@amandacosta6759]

This is one of my favorite episodes of this! Also shout out to Noah for saying he never saw a frog

[@Evelyn-qt3hi]

I immediately recognized lembas bread lmao Also Garrett seems so enthusiastic about being a DM, if he hasn't played D&D he'd definitely love it

[@garrettpalm]

I’ve been playing it since the 90s!

[@Evelyn-qt3hi]

@@garrettpalm That’s rad! This episode and concept was great. I started watching D&D over on Dimension 20 on Dropout, I know there have been a few collabs between Dropout and Smosh members, I’d love to see a sequel to this video with a couple folks from D20 one day!

[@MuzzikLvr]

I love how Keith is always willing to try the bad stuff...even when it's not his turn.

[@hummusdetomate7768]

protect damien at all costs

[@thottusthottusxoxo]

We need more of this omg I love all of the D&D/rpg type stuff on smosh

[@Stevoreno_Elcamino]

This is legitimately a favorite way to do this show for me so far. I definitely wanna see more things done like this.

[@meganrenae381]

I just love Keith’s energy

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Courtney rlly does look great in literally anything

[@CeRz]

this format has to return. YES YES YES! The atmosphere was so nice in this episode!