EAT MOLD & DRINK PRIME │The Ballad of Moldy lunchly

[@PiterburgCowboy]

Electrolytes, it is what plants crave.

[@kingbaaka3D]

XD was about to comment this, at this point we are almost there XD

[@joshuabessire9169]

Plants, or mental vegetables?

[@anotherrandomtexan25]

But why do they crave it?

[@bunstashio]

@@anotherrandomtexan25 it’s got electrolytes

[@Ateeba-h2d]

POV: you've seen Idiocracy. 👍🏾

[@SaitanicTurkey]

“Eat Mold and Drink Prime” sounds like a billboard in Cyberpunk 2077

[@armandoguerra7658]

It isn’t? I could swear it was CDPR anthem….

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

I want somebody to mod that meat factory that's full of Maelstrom goons to be a lunchly factory

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

"70% real mold"

[@TheKirtonos]

"It's got electrolytes!" JFC, we are actually living in Idiocracy.

[@almostontimehero5415]

It's what plants crave!

[@NoahGooder]

on one side its Idiocracy and on the other its a messy culture war.

[@epsorks]

It's honestly scary and hilarious how close it's getting

[@runningwolf2335]

Even though I've only seen that movie a few times, I find myself drawing comparisons to it when something new pops up in clown world. Like the "ice cream so good" girl is just the costco "I love you" guy. Or when I seen an ad for walmart graduates that reminded me of the character that studied law at costco. I'm still waiting for hand jobs at starbucks though.

[@runningwolf2335]

Also those ads for hero wars. I might as well be watching ow my balls.

[@kristofgriffin384]

These three are the real life versions of Ed, Edd, & Eddy. Except instead of having their equivalent to Double D, this trio has two Eds and one Eddy.

[@miraigaijinwarrior4699]

Don't insult the Ed boys like that man, what they do to you??

[@henrylivingstone2971]

@@miraigaijinwarrior4699 They took my best friend. He might not be too smart on account of being a 2x4 plank of wood but he’s got heart damn it! 😂😂😂

[@dubuyajay9964]

"Rot-teeennn toaasssst!"

[@miraigaijinwarrior4699]

@@henrylivingstone2971 I still wouldn't insult the Eds like that. They took Plank man? these mugs tryin to get money anyway they can, even if it means giving people cancer or killin kids! Hell wish KSI would go back and stay with the Sidemen, mugs kept his ego in check and kept him grounded. Other two tho? Thought Logan actually had a change of heart and learned somethin after japan and Jimmy just.... man turned a dang church into the beast lair ffs!

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

Eddy is just misguided and wanted to be loved by the other kids. Ed is a lovable dumb oaf. All three of these are invalids not deserving of love.

[@fattiger6957]

Influencers are the worst thing social media has excreted.

[@The_blessed_dead]

I used to value human life, and then i learned about estars

[@dootrevenant5886]

Facts, social media breeds the worst of humanity

[@michaelcoward1902]

they're a close second to Nazi's when it comes to the worst slop humanity has ever thrown up.

[@fattiger6957]

@themichael3410 When I hear how kids nowadays aspire to be influencers when they grow up, I fear for the future of humanity.

[@deadnorth8648]

Did Disney make them before KZbin...🤔

[@Ciborium]

Correction: MrBeast and his staff care very deeply about your children. They think longingly about your children. They dream about your children. MrBeast has thoughts about your children that border on inappropriate.

[@stevekramerf242]

And he lures them with a certain plushy bear to his white van.

[@kyriss12]

“Care deeply about your children” four inches ain’t that deep

[@dr.sciencewizard1518]

@@kyriss12 Damn. As if @Ciborium's post wasn't already brutal enough, you had to go and twist the hilarious knife. 🤣

[@somechinesedude5466]

Now now, don't accuse somebody until proven he is For all we know, he's doing it outside of USA 😊

[@Jhudorisa]

The mold is more intelligent than the people that made it

[@thrrax]

Resident Evil knows it.

[@sheerbeauty]

Yeah, it's doing what it is supposed to do.

[@Gabes_Game_Cave]

And smarter than the people that bought it.

[@awakeandwatching953]

this also shows you cant trust food just cause they are fda approved.. if any ne needed that pointing out to them

[@longiusaescius2537]

@Jhudorisa mha avatar?

[@emulation2369]

Idiocracy when it was released : 1) really funny comedy Few years later 2)not so funny Few years more 3)not funny at all, feels like semi-documentary Few years more 4)it's a horror movie

[@GorpaDorpOrp]

What's funny is that movie was written before cell phones. So Mike judge saw this coming from even back then lol

[@NoThanks-c1m]

5) huh, seems like a utopia

[@shini161]

6) it's a prophecy of a likely future

[@chaosflower4892]

Even the shoes in idiocracy became reality.. they bought dozens of pairs of Crocs for the cast and extras rather than spend extra money developing a stupid looking shoe specifically for the movie. At the time Cros were a start up and not selling well. These will never catch on Mike Judge thought.. but they did.

[@redfoxninja3173]

It won't take 500 years, we are speed running Idiocracy in 50!

[@FiniteXbc]

So in 3,04140932017133780436126081660647688443E64 years

[@kri249]

​@@FiniteXbcI see what you did there 😂

[@DemonicRemption]

@redfoxninja3173 I've been meaning to watch that movie. If I do so in say the next few months, will I be horrified at it's accuracy?

[@thewargimp]

Given the amount of 14-22 year olds rocking out in their pajamas and crocs? I'd say your estimate is bang on 😅

[@redfoxninja3173]

@@DemonicRemption yes! Yes you will so be prepared to lose a significant amount of hope for humanity if you watch Idiocracy

[@CarParts08382]

🎵 _They're eating the mold_ 🎶 🎶 _They're drinking a Prime_ 🎵 🎵 _Eat the mold, eat eat the mold!_ 🎶

[@trevorsalamander8711]

Does anyone remember Idiocracy when people kept saying “it has electrolytes” to keep pouring Gatorade on crops??????

[@coltonzavitz8346]

It was brawndo and it has what plants crave. If that moron not sure hadn't switched to water, like from the toilet, I'd still have my job.

[@Thalatash]

@@coltonzavitz8346 Water? Like, from the toilet?!?!?

[@jimbojones247]

BRAWNDO!

[@crktritual]

My Brother in Christ, 3 out of 4 top comments are Idiocarcy Movie references. So Yes, Yes we do.

[@columbusohio299]

It has what plants crave

[@arandomfox999]

I don't understand how someone gets famous for saying they spit on a thing. This timeline is one of the strangest anyone could have imagined, neither fantasy nor science-fiction, neither horror nor thriller, neither good nor bad writing could have prepared us for the reality we currently inhabit.

[@ShockedSquirrelhere]

Every day I fight the crushing awareness of this- glad to not be alone but so sorry we have to deal with it. The words “I couldn’t have ever imagined this” don’t do it justice.

[@dominmaj9682]

Is idiocracy comparable?

[@arandomfox999]

@@dominmaj9682 no. In Idiocracy people were willing to listen to the smart guy.

[@akira8393]

Makes sense given people's standards are so low. Moist critical won't even be where he is today if people had higher standards

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

@@arandomfox999 Exactly. In idiocracy, the only real problem was human IQ dropping through the floor. People were just stupider, not actively malicious.

[@alfredkabatay656]

They found out real quick why the cheese is processed, it has to be to survive in that kind of packaging.

[@Falconlibrary]

We don't eat moldy cheese, bruh. This ain't France.

[@Zanemob]

@@FalconlibraryYeah! We eat plastic! Murica! Freeeedooommmm! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@thrrax]

@@Zanemob Yeah, US cheese and actual cheese are not even in the same universe. Out here in Europe we call it "American cheese" just to differentiate it.

[@rolkflameraven1483]

@@thrrax We do that here in the states too. "American cheese" is used for Kraft's style of fake "cheese". We do have, and make, tons of real cheese too!

[@overlord1676]

​@@rolkflameraven1483please list them I'm curious

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Doctor Mike be like, this is unhealthy but putting your kids on puberty blockers isn't

[@Svdl42]

He probably doesn't have any shares in Prime.

[@tarotreadingsbysteven8545]

Doctor Mike also be like: stay home during COVID while I go party on a yacht So not the best example of someone to take seriously

[@MathiasMartinWR]

He was also quoting the USDA guidelines appealing to both consensus and authority

[@Sombrero_707]

Hey look our cheese is real! Of course it was gonna mold lmao. These 3 clowns should be in jail for poisoning impressionable kids

[@hawkeye5955]

Ethically questionable, yes. Is it illegal, probably not. Laws would have to be made to make it illegal but politicians don't understand nor do they care.

[@bologna3048]

@@hawkeye5955 What do you think laws are? Magic?

[@jimcook5707]

Interfering with natural selection got us into the mess we're in.

[@lordscrewtape2897]

Yeah real crappy...

[@doublep1980]

Wait, their cheese has mold? They can sell it as Camembert cheese.

[@shr1mpsush1]

Why does Logan Paul sound more excited about Lunchly than he was about the birth of his own child?

[@lovely1762]

Wait, that clown had a baby....

[@gamingforever9121]

@@lovely1762ikr 😂

[@spudmeister9566]

One might make money the other costs money and we know his priorities

[@antonydrossos5719]

@@lovely1762 yup. It’s ok, he won’t let it interfere with the important things

[@cdh0879]

Dear Lord. Someone actually procreated with that c**t?😮

[@parisite99]

I think they now realize why Lunchables doesn’t use real cheese. They really thought they had something there didn’t they?!

[@xxskizzumxx]

They could use real cheese if they put it in a separate vacu-sealed plastic bag, but prob added to much cost

[@jhoughjr1]

@@xxskizzumxxim thinking the mold came from the packaging line

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Gamma ray sterilization probably sounds too scary for their limited minds.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Turns out. Capitalism changes based on the safety of consumer and employee. Who knew?

[@fantasticmrmonk]

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 what is this "free market"? is it something I can eat?

[@Imperyon]

It's amazing how Mr.Beast calls that grin a "smile".

[@mr.animefan8920]

Mold tuah, pour some Prime on that thang.

[@Shephardsatan]

You know what. I'm sick of being the bigger person. Expect SWAT to arrive in about 15min.

[@AnonymousNoNayme]

@@Shephardsatan kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5KqZoZ3rJahZsU

[@zidaneffixexe]

People are so stupid. It's a bad thing because these mold, but it was also a bad thing, because mcdonald's hamburgers didn't mold. So is mold good or bad?

[@MrOnay-px1jx]

​@@zidaneffixexe somewhere in the middle between molding in 1 hour and not molding for 15 years is I think what people prefer

[@Tom-sd9jb]

Yeah, 7.5 years is the sweet spot for how I like my mold

[@HarveyDangerLurker]

That real woman joke was spot on.

[@kevinhower7579]

"But it's got electrolytes." ~Idiocracy

[@The_blessed_dead]

The mold is good for you

[@RealAGuy]

It’s full of potassium, not good for hydration in any way

[@AmericanAdvancement]

It’s what plants crave

[@kevinhower7579]

@AmericanAdvancement it was supposed to be a comedy, not a documentary. 🤣🤣

[@Fiestacat12345]

Man do I love Papa Gundam’s commentary on the decline of the West.

[@yourfeedYT]

What’s crazy is all of this will blow over in 2 months

[@draggoon9121]

2 months haha a week at most

[@Sonicbuster756]

Nah I give it a week and a half

[@cebraulkenne8571]

I'm actively forgetting about it as I'm learning it.

[@BleachDemon707]

No way?!🙄🙄

[@HPLovesCraftsCat]

it's almost like because no-one actually cares.

[@mephilesthedarkfalcon8708]

"The brain the size of a circus flea" That's an insult TO circus fleas!

[@TwilightAnarchy]

3:57 You may hate this job (and rightfully so) but we love you sacrificing your time and sanity to document this foolishness

[@jeankirchstein2552]

The hero we need but don't deserve

[@kri249]

I see it as documentation for future generations to learn from so history doesn't repeat itself. Gundam truly is the unsung hero of our lifetime.

[@Bramon83]

im just here for the sacrifice

[@KOSVENDETTA]

I’d rather make fun of cringe tards in my house than work construction

[@brennefleisch]

Though I still miss Billy

[@paulrippcord506]

Dude, the 7-Elevens by my house can’t give those Mr. Beast candy bars away.

[@convergence1point]

Yeah, i see the scourge of mr beast cancer bars and brand products. They even were at comiccon 2025. I even got an exclusive docket for their stupid toys and refused to go and buy slop. Lmao

[@dirkjewitt5037]

Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff. Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Attorney General: So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops. Joe: Yes. Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet? Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea. Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. Attorney General: It's got electrolytes. Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow. Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet. Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world? Joe: Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave? Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave. Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes. Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know? Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo. Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo? Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes. Idiocracy is coming true. Ass the motion picture should be coming to theatres soon.

[@Alondro77]

Only in the West. The rest of the world is waiting until the West is weak and stupid enough to destroy in a single attack.

[@quintonposs3286]

Ow My Balls is already here.

[@bakerfresh]

I loved the line, "Can you take me there." Pointing to the TV. And he picks her up and puts her by the TV.

[@wingsting9792]

"Next on the violence channel, an all new "Ow! my balls!"

[@quintonposs3286]

@@wingsting9792 Guitar Army.

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

I see tons of Prime at dollar tree, and it STILL doesn’t sell! Even the Nitro Cold Brew monster sold more, and they make your piss smell like coffee

[@No_Budget_No_Problem]

Hey the food brew monsters are still pretty good man lol

[@zerrodefex]

Yeah Paul is trash but anyone quoting our upside down food pyramid and the USDA also needs to be laughed out of the room. They keep trying to lower the fat but raise the carbs and people keep getting fatter anyway, almost like it ignores that the body can just turn extra carbs into fat and will do so if your insulin is constantly elevated.

[@lovely1762]

I make my own lunches.

[@honeybadger6275]

Yup, that isn't even touching on the issues that industrial farming and excessive use of fertilizers on depleted soil have caused. Like all the food, even the "healthy stuff" still being devoid of important nutrients.

[@gamingforever9121]

@@honeybadger6275exactly if the government actually wants kids to be healthier they should be encouraging home gardens and cattle raising .

[@honeybadger6275]

@@gamingforever9121 Well, the reality is they don't want that and this was done on purpose.

[@gamingforever9121]

@@honeybadger6275 all part of the plan

[@MrMacavity]

I can totally see the three stooges trying to market BRAWNDO next. "IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES BRUH!"

[@НиколайЛамберт]

Brawndo's! It's Got What Plants Crave. It's Got Electrolytes! Idiocracy is here.

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[@natebellville3621]

Gordon Ramsey would have a field day destroying those overpriced, overhyped Lunchables

[@Silverdollarsaturdays]

You VILL consoom ze lunchly

[@rafaelmauricio8000]

NIEN!

[@0verWay]

BRINGEN SIE MIR LUNCHLY! DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL

[@lordscrewtape2897]

Yes because that worked so well in 1944... 🙄

[@patriotenfield3276]

You will own nothing & be happy vibes

[@DonPelayo90]

​@@lordscrewtape2897 what are you talking about? Do you know Who Klaus schwab is? What the 2030 agenda is? It has nothing to do with the Austrian painter, in any case he was fighting againts men with Schwab's ideology. Nonesensical comment or a terribly ignorant one.

[@the350joker2]

It is scary how the movie Idiocracy is getting closer and closer to being a documentary. Soon we'll be hearing about how Electrolytes is what the plants need.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Well, htey kinda do. All living things require ionized metals to work.

[@backstabbath1986]

If only people treated the billion dollar food corporations with the same level of scrutiny and ridicule

[@MrOgyny]

They're smart enough not to be annoying ret@rds

[@dlewis9760]

McDonald's is having onion issues. Wasn't it funny when it's CEO did a podcast about it, laughing at the patrons that got sick? There's no such thing as perfect, but your "Billion" dollar corps also have huge market share. Which means you equating these clowns with the huge companies should result in the huge companies constantly having issues. Name some. I'm not sticking up for these big companies, but at the same time, they have their poo together a lot better than the 3 stooges.

[@killgoretrout877]

like their crap isn't made in the same factory as lunchables are

[@isaac6077]

Ye lunchables have to many preservatives in them to mold so we cant really btch at them for mold

[@PR-xm5zc]

Name a billion dollar food company that consistently puts out moldy food

[@jbtwofour]

"The internet is so stupid." - Guy who makes his living on the internet

[@MephiticMiasma]

knows better than anyone else, lol

[@LSB001]

Doesn't make him wrong. The enshittening of the internet started when social media took off. Normies ruin everything.

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

You can make money on the internet while it also being a bastion of stupidity, two things can be true at once.

[@jbtwofour]

@@RedmayneDeadmayne Fair point.

[@EvgeneXI]

Well, Gundam can’t exactly do this is journal form because most of you won’t read anything longer than a phone screen is capable of displaying. So he uses the medium others will engage with. This isn’t the “got ya” you think it is. You might be one of those styoobid people.

[@fizz576]

How the hell do you manage to pack something with so many preservatives and still have it arrive covered in mold?

[@chilomine839]

Mold spores was definitely one of the additives.

[@sheerbeauty]

Maybe the preservatives killed off the "good" mold that would have inhibited the "bad" mold from growing.

[@sik3xploit]

Because it was probably intentional. T is all just a joke to him, and the fact he won't face consequences to possibly bringing medical damage to children is astonishing.

[@diegomedina9637]

​@@sik3xploitthere's no way it was intentionally for them to literally poison children.

[@sik3xploit]

@@diegomedina9637 Arrogant elitists think it's fun to play with people's lives.

[@edwardgreenjr167]

0:53 - Seeing that graph, it makes me feel a _little_ better about being a middle-aged old f-ck. At least I got to experience that golden age during my formidable years. And have a childhood before the internet spawned social media.

[@TurtleChad1]

I will not eat the mold or drink the prime.

[@THESPITEFULL1]

I prefer *insert brand drink here*

[@rafaelmauricio8000]

​@@THESPITEFULL1 The best there is.

[@The_blessed_dead]

Eat the goy

[@bunstashio]

But what if it was pippa mold?

[@AnotherViewBot]

You will eat ze mold and drink ze prime

[@theelder4797]

The mold is probably the healthiest thing in there 😂

[@vodkajaybulls]

Oh! GUNDAM is covering actual soul poison! Let's go!!

[@pablopablo1620]

What is soul poison?

[@SaitanicTurkey]

It’s not, that would be the Bible

[@vodkajaybulls]

@@pablopablo1620 Anything that slowly drains your will to live. But today it's ACTUALLY food apparently full of mold!

[@zekiel2533]

​@@SaitanicTurkeythat's wrong. That would be your name. Beliefs that promote wrongdoing and don't care about morals? Do what you want? Rebel? Idolatry? That's paganism. Repent.

[@zekiel2533]

​@@SaitanicTurkeythat's wrong. That would be your name. Beliefs that promote wrongdoing and don't care about what is right? Do what you want? Rebel? Idolatry? That's your belief.

[@notYisan]

oh believe me they care about your children but not in they way you want them to.

[@redheero656]

Lunchables was created to sell processed meats when the market took a dip. It was very successful. You wanna do healthy, don't mimic lunchables.

[@shiftygypsy89migh41]

the thing is they dont care about childrens health. they care about the money. Kids for some reason like beast and will want to buy what hes marketing be it good for them or not. Mothers not wanting to hear their bullshit or just want to give their kids an easy ready meal for school will buy it.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

The people in charge of Lunchables even admit that they wouldn't feed their kids that slop

[@KrazyArrows]

0:26 😂breakfast

[@jonnypokemon]

“WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??”

[@AsrielCypher]

Bekfest

[@Jodie-G198]

Breakfast@

[@Ozzystrayroo]

One might say that when moldy got mad....he's Molding!

[@lucifernebulae]

"Nothing good ever happens"... dude, preach.

[@BlackVulcanX]

Oh great, the Trinity of Internet Evil.

[@spocko2181]

They never drone strike the right people.

[@ItsNanna19]

I read a comment speculating that Lunchly was just probably a way to sell MrBeast chocolates and Prime that haven't been sold and just sitting in stock, and apart from trying to gaslight their own fanbase, I genuinely think this might be the case.

[@smallcd]

Beast, Paul, and KSI is the Girls Gone Wild of the internet generation.

[@johncundiss9098]

Their packaging will no longer be clear after this video was released. Hey parents, get off your a*s and make your kids a fresh lunch in the mornings.

[@bi0hazard921]

Those 3 stooges really love to glaze tf outta each other. Makes for some interesting content, right Papa Gundam? 😎

[@MM-xn6tn]

Everyday, I either get a new name to add to my, "Who I Would Send A Terminator After," list, or someone already on the list gives me more reasons to bump them to the top.

[@ChompDude]

Somehow I'm not surprised they're trying to corner the market on some of the most garbage food and drinks on the planet, Lunchables and energy drinks.

[@midriffzero]

And candy

[@MustraOrdo]

The market they are actually cornering are blissfully ignorant parents who can't teach or set basic principles to their spawns regarding money management AND wholesome/sane entertainment. And that is unfortunately a really big market.

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@MustraOrdo They've already cornered that market by being "valued" at 5-6 figures. At this point they're just trying to saturate the market they're already prominent in.

[@therainman7777]

I reject the insinuation that Logan is conventionally handsome.

[@ronfrederickcuico730]

6:35 Hey! We discovered penicillin from moldy bread, what wonders could be discover from moldy cheeeeze!?

[@DanielDorn-tr7tw]

Its blue cheese

[@sheerbeauty]

Renewable energy!! Oh wait, that's calories.

[@lovely1762]

A trip to the emergency room.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

All this time I thought the Ninja Turtles discovered penicillin when they left the pizza out overnight!

[@JBurtonPCExpress]

Love you Gundam! Always a highlight of my day to see a new video of yours no matter the length! Keep it up bro!

[@PhilomenaMerritt-e5e]

Such a creative genius, no joke!

[@MrMuugoo]

Can we get to the part where Mike Tyson punches Logan Paul into next week so I can go back to not remembering him.

[@baboonman846]

I thought it was Logan's less successful and slightly more retarded brother Tyson was fighting?

[@Mireweave777]

I remember when they pushed Prime here in Norway and one bottle cost almost 20 dollars and it sold so bad that its around 70 cents now..

[@boybrushedred18]

Get yourself like $20 worth now and store it someplace safe. Bottles will be worth a lot in a few years as a meme.

[@Mireweave777]

@@boybrushedred18 Not a bad idea but I fear that with all the chemicals, those bottles would eventually attack 😜

[@df71091]

08:45 :D:D best line

[@patrickwilliamson29]

I was going to say this, good to see there still some sane people online

[@PercivalDunlop]

This video is award-worthy!

[@johnrosario7467]

Dude the idiocracy reference was so perfect because i was thinking it the entire time... its incredible how accurate that movie actually is to our timeline.

[@notKevinFeige]

our competitors can't even call it real cheese, we use REAL CHEESE!!!!!!! well, maybe you shouldn't

[@katarn848]

Yup, they probably use that crap cheese using palm-oil instead of milk. That clogs your arteries, but it will have way less mould seeing it is plant-oil.

[@snowbunnie1113]

“Sir’s our Lunchly’s do not have cheese.” “Let them eat mold!” Logan, KSI and Mr Beast.

[@Icanthas]

This would be more funny if they didn't also call upon the USDA for nutrition information. The only thing I've learned about health is whatever the government says is wrong.

[@JohnDoe11VII]

I'm surprised no one else mentioned this. Following what the government wants you to do is rarely in your best interest. A lot of USDA values just seem arbitrary to me.

[@piranhapout]

Man, the USDA and FDA will literally allow companies to feed us trash and then let those same companies fund studies saying how said trash is good for you.

[@alida4790]

Based and beef tallow-pilled

[@burtreynolds8030]

@@JohnDoe11VIIthat’s just not true, most of the safety guidelines in every industry comes from the government forcing industry experts to write guidelines, think osha and dig safe, both are backed by the government and yeah their rules slow progress but you can’t deny they keep people safe

[@chipputer]

@@burtreynolds8030 "Proper nutrition," has literally been bought and sold by lobbyists for decades. This is actual, provable history.

[@MrDEMarq]

My God, I lost it when he brought back that Pickle Rick dude...heh!

[@RinaRetro]

*This is for disrespecting my country! 🇯🇵 Throws Moldy Lunchly at Logan Paul.*

[@MelRetro]

Throws open bottles of Prime too!

[@chilomine839]

​@@MelRetro Wait...I've seen that crap in the store. Didn't know it was an influencer toxin.

[@MintedCalvaryMan]

Genuinely wish to extend an apology if you truly live in Japan the Paul brothers are complete embarrassments to my country and them laughing and recording a dead body was abhorrent I'm sorry for their behavior and all the other douchey western influencers you guys deal with great respect from America

[@RinaRetro]

@@MintedCalvaryMan No apologies necessary. We know Logan Paul and his affiliates don’t represent the entire western world. Our families live in Los Angeles as corporate managers for a Japanese car company. We know there’s good people in the States.

[@MelRetro]

@@MintedCalvaryMan Yeah, don’t apologize for the actions of others. It’s cool, dude.

[@aoihitori]

The movie clip from Idiocracy was a perfect match to these 3 guys.

[@pichugirl6]

You wouldn't pay me a million bucks to even eat the lunchly nachos. I'd sooner drink a whole 2 liters of Mountain Dew Code Red in one day then snack on Lunchly without having the need to go to the hospital for my stomach to be purified. At least with Code Red I know there isn't mold in it, It will just give me caffine so depending on my body i'll either be hyper or possibly crashing hard and passing out.

[@AnonymousNoNayme]

This what your body feels when you are doing the (Code Red) Dew: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWHIXpp6jNejmqs

[@halo2d]

Stoppppp youre making me want one code red I mean

[@whytho1690]

Leave it to papa Gundam to notice immaculate nails. You go girl! 💅😆

[@rafaelmauricio8000]

I just need to laugh at other peoples fumbles to stay sane.

[@OLEWolf]

Ayooo IAGundam!! Missed your vids bro great work as always 💪🏿

[@BettyFisher-gy4sk]

I've been subscribed to you for ages, keep it up!

[@Introversion399]

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[@wunderprächtig]

01:12 Pasteurized is the key word there, an important component in food production.

[@JAy-iw3xw]

last time I came this early, she never called again...

[@KiomonDuck]

Sorry bro she was never real. It was a Lunchly infused fever dream and a full body anime pillow of Logan, KSi and Jimmy.

[@Guus115]

Did she Hawk Tuah?

[@MaztRPwn]

Oof!

[@EndertheWeek]

"Nothing good happens anymore" The best laugh today.

[@AHersheyHere]

Mr. Beast burgers: “I don’t control the quality! They ripped me off!” Also Mr. Beast: I made a food product directly…

[@akira8393]

Maybe the problem is beast himself😂

[@SitKid721]

"Eat mold and drink Prime" sounds like something kambalaaa would say

[@dunpeal7]

-_- electrolytes, it's what plants crave -_-

[@Atem_S.]

3 plants selling you trash food and pretend that it is better... Got to love it!

[@davids2977]

2:09 it makes sense the hawk tuah chick would be rich now, it worked for Kim Kardashian.

[@sodathejunker]

I love that the one single thing that makes them “healthier” in any capacity is the cheese being real. And that is simultaneously the most rancid part of the package from going bad so rapidly with the packaging being such garbo.

[@DutchMaster013]

Electrolytes its what plants crave

[@smokinj0e]

Brawndos got what plants crave

[@kojinooni]

LOL. The mold was the best part of the lunch because it had flavor.

[@sinikal3169]

Huh... maybe that's why Lunchables don't use real cheese. I feel it's like in Iron Man when he asks Iron Monger "What did you do about the icing problem?"

[@kellerblair2952]

Damn that’s another thing of Mr Beasts that can’t be around children without causing them harm.

[@MisterSinisterReviews]

Logan Paul is the new Movie Bob.

[@minion3806]

I hate Logan Paul too, but MovieBob is still leagues worse, if we're going strictly off of the things he's said

[@alida4790]

@@minion3806 Cinema Robert is a pathetic lolcow. Logan Paul is crooked and evil

[@eurasiacentertutorials9518]

Honestly Gundam, I am getting to this weird part of my life where I am way too busy to keep track of all this stuff. So your videos every so often are perfect.

[@trumpdump5799]

the lunchly food fight is gonna be catastrophic

[@ARiley-yh9eu]

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

[@freddy007____9]

I like my cheese moldy bro!!!

[@dingusbingus7463]

Lunchly, it's got what plants crave

[@lordscrewtape2897]

Translation: at this point our lawyers no longer allow us to call it " food"...

[@mcblaggart8565]

Honestly, that nutritional breakdown made it sound a lot better than I expected.

[@Sly_404]

Make Hasan and Asmongold have a Lunchly together and we will be one step closer to world peace!

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Asmongold probably has more mold and fungus than a standard lunchly pack

[@Knightmare-vc8qg]

Make Hasan and the Candyman make a candy together

[@stevekramerf242]

@@amadeusagripino6862 And not just in his room.

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

I think Asmongold has developed a natural immunity

[@operationlemonostrich7058]

Influencers are a blight on society.

[@lordscrewtape2897]

Lunchly, a mark of quality... keeping in mind that crappiness IS a quality...

[@nobletenshi7659]

"well good, they deserve to eat the mold Rosania" haha, dam right gundam.

[@EvilSlothsTony]

They use pasteurized cheese for a reason, to not go bad vary quickly.

[@sdzero]

You mean processed cheese.

[@iliaseksi7327]

Cheese in itself is a processed product ​@@sdzero

[@LunaX692]

4:46 Whoever cut that kids hair needs to get dragged fr.