Eating out as Gen Z

[@CrackerMilk]

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[@ssvegeto1610]

My man knows what's up

[@waqarsaleem8611]

He knows what people are going to search.

[@chickenismeat]

You're too late, already following her. Just in case she has an OnlyFans so I can report it to our Pastor. We're saving souls this year.

[@darklordchris]

Yaaay 🎉

[@JJJBunney001]

Y'all thirsty lads and you won't find what you want but good job boys

[@Famouslastplace]

“Thats a pair of breasts” sent me over the edge 😂

[@tonynova]

It was. i do not understand. sorry

[@GoombaGumb]

​@@tonynovaproof of her age

[@dissect123]

Giggity

[@thenameless2379]

The one waiter who turned out to be gay😂

[@GeneralRamm910]

So you bust? Nice lol

[@julianasohmer6176]

I feel called out on the PS2 videogame retrospective line...

[@civilizedmonkey1795]

Any recommendations?

[@thescatologistcopromancer3936]

​@@civilizedmonkey1795Dungeon Chill

[@EightBucksTwenty]

​@@civilizedmonkey1795 Eternal Ring or JAWS Unleashed we're my favourites.

[@steampatches3169]

@@civilizedmonkey1795 A Dark Journey Through King’s Field is a long and fun ones

[@mkb285]

Pretty much everything by minimme

[@r.porter1300]

“That’s a pair of breasts” is funny af

[@imperialdemon6950]

What's funny is how he said it deadpan.

[@esotericninja5630]

They're spectacular 👀

[@DanielM.-mq4rm]

@@esotericninja5630 Looks just like pushup

[@Jong-JongDomo]

KZbin: Best I can do is 5 unskippable ads, all 30 minutes each.

[@Grizzlox]

I almost forgot this was a thing. Honestly if you're chronically online, the premium subscription is worth it

[@HerZeL3iDza]

​@@Grizzlox No ads or sponsor ads with youtube-revanced or a browser with ublock origin and sponsorblock. No need to pay anyone.

[@kellynantonacci7885]

@@GrizzloxYou must be high… because adblockers are FREE.

[@kellynantonacci7885]

@@GrizzloxAdblockers are free, lol.

[@battlewolf578]

When I use both YT premium services within YT and YT music instead of spotify, the value is more justified​@@kellynantonacci7885

[@TheSkullFrost]

"2 and a half hour retrospective on a PS2 game no one's heard of." I've never felt more called out XD

[@peterhousen7974]

As an avid Josh Strive Hayes viewer... me too.

[@krbraveofficial]

​@@peterhousen7974 as a caddicarus watcher I also feel called out

[@alaron5698]

​@@peterhousen7974 I'm more of Mandalore Gaming enjoyer myself.

[@FerousFolly]

all good picks, might I suggest a bottle of Joseph Anderson?

[@diskmort]

I quite enjoyed YourFavoriteSon retrospective

[@jethodgkin6610]

❌️ Four Malaysian Men ✅️ Formal Asian Men

[@LiberPater777]

❌️Chris Pratt ✅️Crisp Rat

[@willverschneider1102]

❌ Wager on ✅ Weigh Jerron

[@timopper5488]

❌ Hugh Jackman ✅ Huge Ackman

[@timopper5488]

❌ Secret Agent Man ✅ Secret Asian Man

[@JK360noscope]

❌ Subway Surfers ✅ Sub-weight Servers on an iPhone

[@RS-jb1lf]

This sketch nailed YT viewing tends.

[@loolidek]

what is yt

[@TheGonzogibby]

@@loolidek ‘young team’ - you know … zoomers

[@thehumancarrot2944]

​@@loolidek your tutu

[@JC3178]

@@loolidek KZbin

[@thegrunbeld6876]

Dude, where's the 11 hour narrative critique of Skyrim? My personal favorite!

[@AlexanderBlake211]

Damn 😂😂😂..... When he said "that's a pair of breast " without an expression had me cracking up😂😂😂.... He did not give a shït😂😂

[@JamesG1880]

She didn’t have her ID but brought her double Ds👀

[@Bubbles99718]

Well, his personal fave is 4 Malaysian men...

[@jacoboreyes3160]

He ge. Why is he ge?

[@HochstartHarry]

So when do you turn 15?

[@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg]

Have you never had contact with such?

[@andrewhoff8782]

The fucking PS2 game retrospective youtube video bit was such a direct attack I defended my jugular reflexively.

[@John-vp2jq]

Heheh jugs

[@m_swizzy22]

@@John-vp2jqtime to get off the orange and black site and go outside to some women.

[@faffrdgaming]

@@m_swizzy22 Why? Theres a giant fireball in the sky, crazy shit is happening, and all those wierdo's are out there. We'll just stay inside thank you very much. Psawh....

[@cpt.s.seiden]

Mood

[@philritter9042]

@@faffrdgamingso what retrospective you gonna watch? I’m down for some tomb raider

[@johninnz]

And what a fantastic pair they are.

[@philipmulville8218]

👀

[@elementary8963]

Most KZbin comedy doesn't even raise a smile with me - this is excellent!

[@WizardosBoz]

Modern remake of a solid python skit, I like it

[@nineephe]

Can you tell me which one? I couldn't remember

[@kidcharlemagne1002]

It's the one with the breast.

[@goldinman3419]

Near the ending of The Meaning of Life (1983). An American couple dining in ? Heaven .

[@John451vfr]

A modern take from Pythons " Meaning of Life ", except they offered Philosophers...

[@kidsrock91]

I can just hear Eric Idle's voice

[@jacob8949]

The idea of a 'sommelier' for video recommendations with your meal is so clever

[@tristan7216]

Her ID checks out, TSA compliant.

[@alexfoxleigh9443]

Surely T&A compliant?

[@Artcore103]

Those are definitely non compliant; too much liquid.

[@jimc.goodfellas226]

No way i could watch Hasan Piker while i ate steak

[@The-One-and-Only100]

Your honor, she said she was 18, and she looked 18, but i didn't know she wasn't 18

[@mr.wilson9941]

Well son she clearly looks 18 so if you share with me whatever pictures you have I'll let you off the hook

[@The-One-and-Only100]

Im sorry ​@mr.wilson9941 that would be a federal crime, and I don't want sleepy joe seeing inappropriate things (it would make all his blood rush away from his brain)

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

​@@The-One-and-Only100wait he has a brain? Thought the worms ate all that mush a long time ago. Pretty sure he's just driven by instinct to eat icecream and talk about kids touching his legs

[@apokkalyps6]

​@@andrewlikesmetal1095he is still coherent in his debates, but it is sad however that you have two fossils competing to lead the country

[@dudebro91-fn7rz]

​@@apokkalyps6He's only semi coherent after they inject him with a cocktail Of stimulants

[@syedrafiqkazim448]

As a Malaysian I've never seen those videos but with Malaysians. I thought it's always Cambodians and Thais

[@Jon_48]

As a Malaysian ... as a Malaysian... Ass a Malaysian...

[@3takoyakis]

Frr I heard its actually indian working in a private forest in america

[@MrWhite2222]

Lmao 🤣

[@rumi5819]

As a Malaysian this is the comment that im looking for, never heard such thing

[@Altair_MY]

Welp, gotta find those videos now 😂

[@muhammadomer4674]

Her energy is amazing

[@mauricelee77]

“ I got desperate” that killed me lol

[@prettygurlrockx]

Not the four Malaysian men building a pool 😂 I think we’ve all watched those videos at some point

[@mrtophat12]

You mean the team of like... 30 Malaysian guys and several large earth lovers/dozers and backhoes?

[@Taijifufu]

It is a good one. Made a grotto and everything.

[@specialnewb9821]

I would choose pool over Hasan Piker and I agree with him like 70% of the time 😂

[@nxxynx5039]

​@@specialnewb9821I think they offer pills for that

[@GhostGK21]

Fake videos tho

[@samhutchison9582]

Y'all have a very different definition of 'eating out' than I do.

[@chovue2363]

what video would you pair your version of "eating out" with though?

[@Yeah_Nahhh]

@@chovue2363 🤨

[@cadmus204]

🤨📸

[@irreverend_]

​@@chovue2363step-sibling porn obviously

[@JackPorter]

​@@chovue2363 POV clips of urban cats with a GoPro on the collar or maybe a 2 hour POV video of someone walking the alleyways in Japan during the rain.

[@liljoe31]

The "of course I brought you out..." line She is superb actress too

[@May-qb3vx]

I totally first read the title as “how to eat out gen z” and I was freaked for a second

[@BooksForever]

… and what a fine pair they are!

[@andryfero]

You are never gonna escape bro, that's such a low spot

[@BooksForever]

@@andryfero Too cryptic to be understood.

[@nitbitnathan1399]

@@BooksForeverit’s over for you bro, clean up

[@BooksForever]

@@nitbitnathan1399 Still too cryptic.

[@GeneralRamm910]

I'm telling your sister you're cheating on her and looking at other women.

[@fredrik8685]

This is one of the most intelligent sketches I've seen since the Monty Python era.

[@ryanadams2671]

In today’s society anything intelligent must be cherished because damnit is that a rare thing.

[@timsullivan4566]

I've the same problem - never know what vids go best with which entree

[@konradd-kafaik]

Excellent. You people capture the backstabbing & sweet mannerism of "a proper restaurant" so easily. The waiter is impeccable. No wonder he opens by recommending Stewie Griffin.

[@JWC249]

I searched for "eating out Gen Z" and this was the video i got.

[@user-xx3wh9dd2l]

why tf would you search that?

[@ratking93]

why tf do you wanna eat Gen z?

[@Njordin2010]

Who doesn't want to​@@ratking93

[@brydonthunder]

@@ratking93 GenZ getting old a decent chunk of us are 18+

[@JK360noscope]

​@@brydonthunderit's sad you're growing up into the greatest recession/depression in 100 years

[@Ozukai]

"What's the chef's recommendation that goes well with a Speedrun history?"

[@captain-poppleton]

Giant bowl of Cheetos.

[@nawaftahir7549]

Kloogers special

[@Jon14141]

😀

[@ryeno7192]

SUMMONING SALT

[@Indian_Sourav_]

Last one is the best 😂

[@cscs88]

The PS2 and the Malaysian men pool thing. I thought I was the only one! So glad for this community. Watched a 4-Hour deep dive review of a now defunct Star wars Disney hotel the other day. What a time to be alive.

[@KylenKiomaka]

ID? No. DD? Hell if I know.

[@DumbAsh00]

Can be anywhere from C to DD. bra sizes are weird. Changes wildly between brands, plus one pair of boobas can wear multiple different combos of the number and the letter(s). Personally I stopped paying attention to the size and just wear what's comfy and looks nice

[@chickenismeat]

Amazing I.D., can't forget those at home.😅

[@minmogrovingstrongandhealthy]

that doesn't fly since some girls look at 18 like they are 30 and when they are 30 they look like they are 90 ... you never know until you know for sure what actual age they are ... I keep running into these freaks daily now.

[@Rick_assassin]

Lmaoooo!!!! I was sipping on my tea and watching the video, and literally choked..... 🤣🤣🤣😅

[@irregularmana6216]

The PS2 recommendation killed me lmao 🤣☠️

[@sajiththalasseriparambil5676]

It's like "I'm over 18 tiktok"😂😂😂

[@EmmanuelNnabue]

My disappointment the day I found out the four Malaysian men building a pool in their backyard videos were fake and they used modern machineries to construct them😭😭😭

[@JaggedMercenary]

Asians are the greatest tricksters! You should check out the filters they use on faces or even legs, it's crazy.

[@thecolonel981]

"I got desperate" lmaooo

[@thomasbrogan8036]

That's high quality humor.

[@Infinite_Mortis]

This is actually accurate for what to expect. Also, that last line delivery was gold

[@Resi1ience]

I was called out twice in this video, which is two times more than i like to be called out

[@rudranarayanmondal1326]

Last line was dammnn 🗣️🗣️

[@nickcara97]

“[S]he’s got documentation.” - The benchwarmers.

[@gr8b8m8jared7]

I feel attacked. Lmao

[@OzzyRampage]

You and those Malaysian men did nothing wrong 😭

[@chottabeamm]

the waiter is a man of focus

[@silverhetch3383]

Nah the retrospective sounds great, let’s go 😂

[@gilberttanner2792]

They knew what they were doing with the screencap/title combo.

[@xelandriadarkhros3516]

Ok, this one got me at every step. I feel triple called out.

[@jackcooper8059]

As someone who has watched both, I think the gamey quality of the lamb pairs well with some good Hank Pecker content

[@rebelheart4456]

Will that be gameplay or commentary, sir?

[@erickmejia4602]

​@@rebelheart4456Humberto Antonio Donato Pecorino

[@MrFuzziiWuzzii]

@rebelheart4456 Nice try, there is no gameplay option

[@lucashunskor3333]

Hank pecker a true American

[@Gorbgorbenson]

An all-American man for an all-American meal

[@neelanshukumar4308]

This is my favourite KZbin channel for a reason! 💀

[@thx3188]

when he drops the accent and goes into cop mode at the end is just fantastic

[@danielbinyaminingold6083]

This has all kinds of chaotic energy

[@DugTheDog]

She’s spectacularly attractive.

[@rouninpanda6318]

Good wife material.😊

[@MalluStyleMultiMedia]

I agree

[@ericktellez7632]

Meh too white

[@rouninpanda6318]

@@ericktellez7632 Creamy. Like a delicate vanilla custard.

[@mystique-1337]

Good I.D. indeed

[@Zandonus]

That retrospective...kinda hits. I'm not quite genz, very young for a millenial, but the nostalgia ball, and the genuine effort that goes into some of those full fledged documentaries of old games is just perfect for drinking a single cup of tea for 1.5 hours.

[@MightySamson258]

Breasts got you up on the algorithm 🤣

[@thenameless2379]

When I read the title eating out as Gen Z. I was expecting a lesbian video

[@RhondaSanchez.]

I feel personally attacked 😂 lmao

[@calvinware7957]

Man all those videos sound awesome

[@lusciouslocks8790]

My mind has been poisoned, I was expecting a skit about the other kind of eating out 💀

[@supersonicthing]

2 hour retrospective on obscure PS2 game? That’s literally Caddicarus’ whole thing.

[@christianmariogreco9330]

The retrospective part hits me hard HAHAHA I wasn’t expecting that at all but knowing now I’m not the only one and that it’s normal for our generation to have nostalgia melts my heart a little bit, even if games are “”””stupid”””” (not a quote of mine ofc) and just simple hobbies. Aaaaagh, my feels man

[@pabloandthebucketeers698]

I hate how real this felt to me

[@ShaneAddinall]

I feel that Piker comment, would put me off my food too.

[@Dakotako]

hASSan Picker

[@kevinjohnson7374]

How quickly people forget the guy is a nepo baby and got his start on a show called Bro Tip where he advised young men to do whatever they needed to do to manipulate women into sleeping with him. He was the early cult leader of the incel generation

[@OptimusMo]

I still don't understand how that dude has fans.

[@DJprofessorK]

@@OptimusMobecause he farmed liberals who have the same views as him but don’t care about morals at all

[@areichental]

​@Dakotako it's pronounced hamas piker.

[@AirForceFamily]

The “eye phil it stake”.

[@birddaddydetta]

Thought he was about to say "lamb rack" lol

[@MisterIncog]

He’s so real for saying that

[@MrHeuvaladao]

Hello, gentleman of culture. If you pay close attention to this video you'll realize they're talking about KZbin shenanigans.

[@BadgerOfTheSea]

If you pay super close attention you will notice that there are two men in the video

[@hilltimmer3453]

If you pay super super close attention you'll notice that there are two gorgeous breasts in the video

[@rogersnick17]

Lol. She points to them like they're a Class S Access Key. I died

[@wesleypipesgaming19]

And they're a great pair.

[@gauthamharilal]

Not hasan piker😂

[@badwolf3618]

I would pick just about any video on KZbin over any Hasan video.

[@deathcrunch9020]

Snowflake.

[@Dreamstrafe]

I physically recoiled...

[@herbiehusker1889]

I'm pretty sure Hassan Piker videos are used to torture people in guantanamo bay

[@muratqitaku56]

You have to be brainless to watch him

[@americanbeserker2324]

“Malaysian men building a pool in their backyard”😂

[@garetjax2768]

With a side of "secretly used construction equipment"

[@americanbeserker2324]

yea but the equipment is advanced sticks that you beat the ground with

[@azzker4922]

How they differentiate Malaysian men vs Cambodian or Vietnamese men? I thought its very easy, no?

[@yacyuuzi]

The ID check was the icing on the cake.

[@snifey7694]

Four malaysian building a pool This is hilarious.

[@OzzyRampage]

And real there is thousands of videos like this sometimes it a Vietnamese or Cambodian Lady

[@ControversialOpinionGuy]

"Best of hassan piker." I refuse to believe this video could be any longer than a single youtube short

[@nxxynx5039]

There's probably hours and hours of empty chair footage at this point. Truly the highlight of his streams is him wandering off with the video playing, a short reprieve from his slop

[@KingRogue]

Probably 90% is just his chair

[@BiggestTeaEnjoyer]

lol chair meme haha so smart so funny so original

[@Azaqa]

​@@BiggestTeaEnjoyerah look a real live hasan fan in the wild 💀

[@joshuaalvarez2292]

​@Azaqa You have found Hasan Piker Fan BTE! Collect them All! 1/13 complete. 12 Remaining

[@ashesofhopesinabonfireofdr6341]

That thumbnail is massively attractive.

[@Jakesullyy]

Thnks, Now I can do both ... Reading subtitles and focus my goals 😂

[@BasicWorldbuilder]

As a bartender in a college town, you may or may not be surprised that this form of ID is attempted to be used every single weekend. It never works of course, but I still have to examine the... ID.

[@kuessebrama]

Checking the "ID" is pretty important :D

[@Delrin3030]

Works for me

[@yahdood6015]

I fancy a DMT deep dive on the rogan podcast to accompany my meals

[@suryavanshi6546]

From the thumbnail I thought it was Sharapova 😂

[@__7SEVEN7__]

I swear this chick was in Round The Twist for one episode.

[@fireice8]

I have watched many ps2 game no one's heard of videos. I got nothing going on

[@Gooie69]

They are amazing

[@flightlesslord2688]

Calm down gramps

[@emilhozan71]

Lol, I have no idea what's going on but this was hilarious.

[@minimme]

PS2 retrospectives 👀👀👀👀👀

[@JacobSantosDev]

I wish subway surfer was a real game because the clips hit

[@Mashamazzi]

It is/was a real game? Unless this is a joke

[@nexxoid]

I'd walk out if any restuarant would suggest Hassan...

[@travislee9662]

My 5 year old nephew likes to watch videos of other people playing Minecraft more than he actually plays Minecraft himself…I’m scared of the future.

[@bobbycone2]

I thought this video was titled "eating out a Gen Z" The Thumbnail seemed to fit

[@FlowerPowerWoman.]

I am incredibly confused about WTF is going on in this sketch.

[@metal4summer]

Hasan is catching strays😂😂😂

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Always

[@lukezeiolf6977]

It was part of the id check to prove he wasn’t underage

[@Loeffellux]

Doesn't Hasan have one of the oldest demographics on twitch ? ​@@lukezeiolf6977

[@km-antho]

Came here to say this 😂

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Just realized the connection, guys. The channel is crackermilk, yeah? Hasan always gets canceled for calling people crackers. Idk? Coincidence? I think not! This is an obvious joke for joke purposes. Or is it? Nah it totally is.

[@ima.noob.trader2374]

OMG y'all cracked the code 😂

[@briansherman6149]

formal asian men

[@danphillips9382]

Based for skipping the Hasan compilation

[@MrUsername250]

Not me watching this looking for a video to watch while I eat 😅

[@alexandersnow1963]

For some reason I thought the title said “eating out Gen Z” my eyes really playing tricks

[@DiscouragedGentleman]

Ps2 game nobodys heard of? ODIN SPHERE ALL THE WAY 💯💯

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Metal arms glitch in the system also. Odin sphere is sweet.

[@naturegreene9579]

She is so beautiful and I love her voice 😍

[@abhac4294]

Okay, I feel called out 😅