Girlfriend translator

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@charleskaramon4569
@charleskaramon4569 8 ай бұрын
"He's fine." Exactly as advertised.
@flightlesslord2688
@flightlesslord2688 8 ай бұрын
But he ain't fine, but his instincts are saying he's fine 😢
@AdamFunk
@AdamFunk 8 ай бұрын
I love that he sounds slightly indignant and confused about even answering it. "Yeah, of course he's fine. Why would he say that if he weren't?"
@bladerj
@bladerj 8 ай бұрын
he isnt fine, but men dont sell out other men, specially to woman. if THEM who do it
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket 8 ай бұрын
Men, we say what we mean and we mean what we say.
@Jehty_
@Jehty_ 8 ай бұрын
@@bladerj nah, he is fine. Because why wouldn't he? He might be a bit confused, but he is fine.
@jonathanlai3073
@jonathanlai3073 8 ай бұрын
She: What do you want to eat? Translator: Can you guess what I want to eat?
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 7 ай бұрын
Are you a man?
@central_asian_federation
@central_asian_federation 7 ай бұрын
Oh, cool. Let's continue it
@ogshotglass9291
@ogshotglass9291 7 ай бұрын
Us guys: "I don't care. What did you have in mind?"
@Convoy00X
@Convoy00X 6 ай бұрын
​@ogshotglass9291 Woman: what ever you want is fine. Man: (names every food ever) Woman: Not I don't want that.
@Just1American1966
@Just1American1966 5 ай бұрын
The first woman ever (and possibly the last) to suggest to her man what to eat doomed mankind forever. Her name was Eve. ;-)
@Darkwing8707
@Darkwing8707 8 ай бұрын
Analyzing the whole relationship over his answer to ice cream is too real
@UnsolvedParadox
@UnsolvedParadox 8 ай бұрын
Lesson learned, the answer to ice cream should always be yes.
@evansheehan9258
@evansheehan9258 8 ай бұрын
I remember feeling surreal the first time something like this happened to me with my now ex.
@kaisyaya8492
@kaisyaya8492 8 ай бұрын
fking unbelievingly fkn real man
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 8 ай бұрын
The only fake part was the supposed reason why she didn't want an ice cream without him. It had nothing to do with doing things together and everything to do with having an ice cream on her own "makes her look greedy".
@thelegend2776
@thelegend2776 8 ай бұрын
Women honestly are something else
@Seallussus
@Seallussus 8 ай бұрын
The boyfriend translator part at the end is pure gold.
@eligore6908
@eligore6908 8 ай бұрын
Nah man, that's just his roommate
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 7 ай бұрын
@@eligore6908Your comment is funnier than the entire sketch
@And-ur6ol
@And-ur6ol 7 ай бұрын
The sketch is basically 2 min. prep for a 5 second punchline :D
@MrMojo23100
@MrMojo23100 8 ай бұрын
“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means eeeeeevvvverything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.” -Homer Simpson
@edemehtawardhana5962
@edemehtawardhana5962 8 ай бұрын
Wise words Spoken Like True Philosopher
@jmp868
@jmp868 8 ай бұрын
Such a good scene 😂
@JeesusKryst
@JeesusKryst 8 ай бұрын
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@hoppalapasam53
@hoppalapasam53 8 ай бұрын
i watch this fukin video first time in my life, so how did this comment allready liked? this is not a joke, it was fuking liked before. wtf ????
@penultimateh766
@penultimateh766 8 ай бұрын
Sexist.
@Netherwolf6100
@Netherwolf6100 8 ай бұрын
lol hits home and kinda sucks. At this point, once I hear "I'm fine", I just zone out and do my own thing. Can't waste time getting upset with someone who doesn't want to communicate honestly and openly.
@m1ar1vin
@m1ar1vin 8 ай бұрын
Exactly right
@TheChzoronzon
@TheChzoronzon 8 ай бұрын
Exactly. Taking her answers as the honest truth is hilarious, just to see her inner pressure gauge going ballistic, but without being even able to admit it :D Remember, lads: she need your attention waaay more than you need hers. If you haven't been already emasculated, I mean.
@SayfumaniMyG
@SayfumaniMyG 8 ай бұрын
@@TheChzoronzonAnd than she will feel justified to let other dudes flirt with her until it reaches the point of literal cheating. Its of course your fault, that she is an insufferable person that simply can’t just handle her own psychological problems and therefore her cheating was absolutely justified.
@TheChzoronzon
@TheChzoronzon 8 ай бұрын
@@SayfumaniMyG Probably I'm so happy to be old and with a semi-trad, reasonable wife and even a granddaughter already... I don't think I could handle the current state of affairs. I'd totally become a passport bro or something
@nickcarroll8565
@nickcarroll8565 8 ай бұрын
Woman: (gives silent treatment) Also woman: Why are men such bad communicators?!!!
@runcodematias8832
@runcodematias8832 8 ай бұрын
even translated I have no fucking idea what the right thing to say is.
@wanderlustwarrior
@wanderlustwarrior 8 ай бұрын
There isn't any.
@aeggeska1
@aeggeska1 8 ай бұрын
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
@fuduzan5562
@fuduzan5562 8 ай бұрын
There is none. If you have a penis, you are simply in the wrong by default, and clearly a violent predator not deserving of empathy.
@tgkafg
@tgkafg 8 ай бұрын
Don' fuxkin' speak!
@BButcher-hg4nr
@BButcher-hg4nr 8 ай бұрын
Basically you'd have to agree to get ice cream in the first place, be excited about it, and even start naming flavors. If not, YOU FAIL!
@paolomartinelli345
@paolomartinelli345 8 ай бұрын
These women exist, they'll give you PTSD
@Keira-lt5rh
@Keira-lt5rh 8 ай бұрын
​@javiersblog It's sad that some of "us" (women) get surprised at these reactions to their answer. If I'm asked about something, I'm answering what's on my mind. If I don't want to, I'm saying I don't want to answer, and I get really upset, when this is interpreted as "I want to answer, just need your attention a bit more so please ask it 1000 more times" No, if I say I don't want to answer, I don't want to answer, it's that easy. Sadly my mother is a "typical woman" in that regard and sometimes it's extremely hard to communicate with her. So yes, we, women, also don't like when other women can't give a straight answer.
@hawkeye7527
@hawkeye7527 8 ай бұрын
They'll gaslight you, then gaslight you again if you bring up the gaslighting...then it's your fault that they cheated on you.
@DanielJones-r9h
@DanielJones-r9h 8 ай бұрын
All women are like this sadly.
@JohnnyPaton
@JohnnyPaton 8 ай бұрын
This is all women.
@echotango4591
@echotango4591 7 ай бұрын
@Scott-Inc.there are two women in my relationship and we have never had an interaction like this; if one of us is in a mood we usually acknowledge it and have a laugh about it.
@GreenMonkeySam
@GreenMonkeySam 8 ай бұрын
The boyfriend translator was such a waste of money. He's just saying what he means, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
@yxngwood6536
@yxngwood6536 8 ай бұрын
Na he's the boyfriends roommate so he covers for him
@danieldeelite
@danieldeelite 8 ай бұрын
Maybe think about where and why women learned to hide their feelings.
@electrogestapo
@electrogestapo 8 ай бұрын
Like a normal person AND is not insane.
@edstar83
@edstar83 8 ай бұрын
Like a man.
@PhO3NiX96
@PhO3NiX96 8 ай бұрын
I've met a lesbian girl a while back that literally told me "I understand why you guys are annoyed when girls don't speak what they have in their mind" It's hilarious when it comes from another woman ahah
@LoadedGunn47
@LoadedGunn47 8 ай бұрын
There’s something beautiful about the fact that many women will see this, laugh hysterically, say “oh my God, this is sooooo true!” then proceed to engage in the exact same behaviour throughout their personal life without either a shred of cognizance or admission that they’re doing so. Great skit!
@sourabhs14
@sourabhs14 8 ай бұрын
Becoz its natural for them. It's their nature.
@60minutesofenglishreadspea44
@60minutesofenglishreadspea44 7 ай бұрын
Beautiful? I think it's terrible..😢 Like being eternally trapped and having no clue on how to look for an exit, a key, something! I never could really understand men's talk or thoughts.. they seem to me either unaware of their feelings or.. robots😔
@raven_zero7744
@raven_zero7744 7 ай бұрын
​@@sourabhs14 no it's not "our nature"
@markaurelius61
@markaurelius61 7 ай бұрын
@@60minutesofenglishreadspea44 No, men have feelings, but they don't think feeling are the stuff of life, just a component. What matters is how life and feelings interact: reality should come first.
@susanrodriquez3757
@susanrodriquez3757 7 ай бұрын
@@60minutesofenglishreadspea44It’s preference. Men have feelings but they prefer to see through the lens of logic. Most Men are wired this way. A vvoman is often the reverse of this. They prefer the world of feelings but can also use logic if they have to resort to it (just like men who have feelings but choose the opposite form of communication). Due to being more emotion and feeling based vvomen can often come off as entirely irrational to men while vvomen (as you noted) will question whether men are unfeeling robots. Neither is exactly true (people of both sexes have both) but it’s their preference in how they choose to navigate the world. Vvomen typically prefer the chaotic world of emotions (which are often ambiguous and hard to pin down being ever changing) to the solid real world 1s and 0s of logic which are often straightforward and simple (which men prefer).
@maa-honey7979
@maa-honey7979 8 ай бұрын
Mini-Golf followed by ice cream is a top tier date
@Darth_Xionn
@Darth_Xionn 8 ай бұрын
I just did this with my wife last week, it was a great date.
@Nichrysalis
@Nichrysalis 8 ай бұрын
Right!? I was like why are they not combining them.
@gamera5160
@gamera5160 8 ай бұрын
Can... can we all get together and play mini-golf and eat ice cream?
@MrDellasc
@MrDellasc 8 ай бұрын
Damn straight, lol!
@ukwan
@ukwan 8 ай бұрын
Did you put her ⛳🕳️ afterwards? 😅 If so it was a good date. If not you missed the translation 😂
@e_squared604
@e_squared604 8 ай бұрын
Although this video makes a joke out of it, remember gentlemen: if your partner communicates in riddles and doublespeak and then resents you for not understanding, she's abusing you. It's definitely not a joke, and you absolutely should not put up with it.
@ollielindsay
@ollielindsay 8 ай бұрын
This is so accurate it’s unbelievable
@mariosebastiani3214
@mariosebastiani3214 8 ай бұрын
Dude, it's called having a relationship with a woman...
@Suijen86
@Suijen86 8 ай бұрын
@@mariosebastiani3214 This guy gets it. My wife used to play this game until she realized she always loses and now just tells me what I've want. That being said, it took like 15 years to get there.
@米空軍パイロット
@米空軍パイロット 8 ай бұрын
​@@mariosebastiani3214 My gf doesn't talk like this. She's a real woman who can use her words. Not a child on the verge of a tantrum.
@Harrypain_for_UCL
@Harrypain_for_UCL 8 ай бұрын
​Poor mario its ok bud you can leave that relationship now it's not normal 😂shit has a limit ​@@mariosebastiani3214
@okitasoujialter
@okitasoujialter 8 ай бұрын
We need a crossover between Obama's anger translator and the girlfriend translator
@FuknKms
@FuknKms 8 ай бұрын
I read crossover as crossbow at first :/
@VyPrezWolfpackMusic
@VyPrezWolfpackMusic 8 ай бұрын
Technically Key and Peele already did the girlfriend/wife translator as well
@cmdrfunk
@cmdrfunk 8 ай бұрын
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@kjr154
@kjr154 7 ай бұрын
What about the World's Worst Translator?
@catdad626
@catdad626 8 ай бұрын
i hope someday this style of communication is seen for what it is: toxic and unhelpful. finding someone who matches with me who communicates clearly and maturely is a challenge, but worth it. short term pleasure for crazy partners is not.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 8 ай бұрын
so much complicated subterfuge with girls isn't there?🤣🤣
@catdad626
@catdad626 8 ай бұрын
@@raven4k998 it's not gender specific
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 8 ай бұрын
@@catdad626 well you have fun with that mind messing stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@catdad626
@catdad626 8 ай бұрын
@@raven4k998 who hurt u lol
@makerarchive6502
@makerarchive6502 7 ай бұрын
@@catdad626 generic women retort #234
@TheClintonio
@TheClintonio 8 ай бұрын
It was getting too relatable there for a sec, thank god for the ending
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 8 ай бұрын
yeah they are a nightmare to understand way to much subterfuge with their words that mess with you in the end you do need a translator just to fully understand them or they are just going to own you at times💀💀
@MarsM13
@MarsM13 20 күн бұрын
The boyfriend translator is lying. He's actually really stressed because he can see/hear the anger in her face/voice, but he doesn't understand WHY. He's feeling a tremendous urge to apologize, but doesn't know what to apologize FOR. He's also feeling an exhausted "this again" feeling because this isn't even close to the first time this has happened. He's also worried that she's going to leave him, and feels a desperate desire to fix the situation and prevent that, even while, paradoxically, his weariness makes him half-tempted to be the one doing the leaving.
@SuperZardo
@SuperZardo 8 ай бұрын
this is a documentary
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 8 ай бұрын
I don't want Ice cream because you have ruined it🤣 I don't want to go to put put I'd rather have my own eyes gouged out then play put put🤣
@genesisswift384
@genesisswift384 8 ай бұрын
This is great, and thanks to the ladies for doing this skit fully understanding how the guys feel sometimes with women.
@RalfAnodin
@RalfAnodin 8 ай бұрын
Greaaat one. These two minutes were tensed as hell, and it was well played, and it was clever, and I laughed.
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 8 ай бұрын
I'd like to order the upgraded version, Wife Translator. Been married over 30 years. It would really, REALLY, help. Be advised, wife is a natural ginger, if there's an add-on.
@adinprasetio
@adinprasetio 8 ай бұрын
I want d girls translator 2 please
@tommullaney8714
@tommullaney8714 8 ай бұрын
😂omg!
@RyanSnead
@RyanSnead 8 ай бұрын
I'll have what Rick is having please. 20 years here but spouse is german-english, not a ginger. It's really not needed most of the time, but I could really use the cue that communication has broken down. Also, to the snowflakes who think girls' behavior is unhealthy, no. She's just being a normal person with normal insecurities. My spouse is 1000% worth it. You just have to figure out on your own if your partner's baggage fits in your overhead compartment. Also, am I the only one who thought for a beat that girlfriend and girlfriend translator were going to flow up on each other?
@MrDellasc
@MrDellasc 8 ай бұрын
Exactly, lol! Going on 32 years of marriage (36 total together), and I still don’t understand the female mind, lol! As I tell my wife from time to time, “I don’t make the rules, I just follow them”, or “you may need to go back to Wife school for a refresher”, lol! Of course those comments are met with a frown or glare of some type, lol!
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 8 ай бұрын
@@MrDellasc When we meet new people, I tell them that my wife makes all the little decisions and I make all the big ones...so far, there have been no big decisions.
@Cypher84X
@Cypher84X 8 ай бұрын
"He's fine." Exactly this. If I say "I'm fine," don't overanalyze it. Continuously asking me if I'm fine will only piss me off.
@SFbayArea94121
@SFbayArea94121 8 ай бұрын
Same.
@vision4860
@vision4860 7 ай бұрын
Unfortunately I think the reason why this kind of woman doesn't believe "I'm fine" from men is because they expect men not to believe their "I'm fine", because for them it *doesn't mean they're fine.* And worse yet, while in the cases where a man says "I'm fine" but really means "leave it alone", a woman's "I'm fine" may mean "leave it alone", or it may mean "please persist in asking". And there's no way to tell until you try the 50/50.
@wildpendulum
@wildpendulum 7 ай бұрын
I'd think that he's not fine because of his facial expression
@micahm7123
@micahm7123 7 ай бұрын
​@@wildpendulum The hypocrisy here is wild. Girl have you looked in the mirror when you say "I'm fine?!"
@willthevill5500
@willthevill5500 5 ай бұрын
@@wildpendulum He is fine. The reason why guys can say I'm fine and mean it despite looking visibly distressed is because it might actually be a stressful situation but they don't take it personally. My girlfriend has said plenty of things to me that are stressful but I don't take it personally because I know she doesn't mean it. So ultimately I would be fine given time, just leave it be. Which I assume to also be the case in the situation of this skit, just leave it be and it'll be fine
@stiffeification
@stiffeification 8 ай бұрын
Dude I‘m just staying single, I can‘t deal with this bullshit.
@AvreeL89
@AvreeL89 7 ай бұрын
I just ended a relationship of 6 years that became in the last years just like this. I couldn’t take it anymore and now I’m feel so free. No more!
@Ken_Adams80
@Ken_Adams80 6 ай бұрын
Best move of your life 👍
@konighartzderiv.4898
@konighartzderiv.4898 5 ай бұрын
Stay single stay strong.​@@AvreeL89
@tactik5903
@tactik5903 5 ай бұрын
I did the math. I’m 33 years old, only 1 serious relationship that lasted a few months. I’ve spent all my money on me, and probably less than 2K on women. I’m winning.
@ZeeZed153
@ZeeZed153 3 ай бұрын
Women still want to be treated like princesses even though they don't do traditional gender roles anymore. So yeah, wise choice!
@manmeetsingh1712
@manmeetsingh1712 8 ай бұрын
Hes' fine.
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 8 ай бұрын
Correction: he *thinks* he's fine. He's in big trouble after that ice cream conversation, he is just blissfully ignorant.
@JDog88
@JDog88 8 ай бұрын
Hes's fine.
@daviddrake7995
@daviddrake7995 8 ай бұрын
​@JDog88 He's fine for now, let's hope he's fine tomorrow. 👱‍♀️🔪
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 7 ай бұрын
@@olmostgudinaf8100Because he clearly does not care about his partner, given he isn’t worried at all about her emotional wellbeing
@PolineChan
@PolineChan 7 ай бұрын
H'es fine
@anonperson3972
@anonperson3972 8 ай бұрын
Run man, run...
@saifsaif-kc9uy
@saifsaif-kc9uy 8 ай бұрын
how much is the subscription per month, asking for a friend
@Csetnikke
@Csetnikke 8 ай бұрын
You would know if you would really care
@sreea2365
@sreea2365 8 ай бұрын
I think you should get a friend translator first.
@gothicseagull7997
@gothicseagull7997 8 ай бұрын
Fr! I could use a translator for every conversation, not even for a SO lol
@nickcarroll8565
@nickcarroll8565 8 ай бұрын
Brother, all the translator does is confirm how screwed you are. You would be wasting your money.
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 8 ай бұрын
​@@nickcarroll8565 I wouldn't call it a waste. It's better than not even knowing you're screwed.
@chiquinholoco
@chiquinholoco 8 ай бұрын
I've seen all my relationship in this 2 minutes video.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 8 ай бұрын
well that's good now you know what to and what not to do in the future all your problems are now solved next time she asks about ice cream just say yes that's a great idea and you win points for when you need them
@NishanT_ACM
@NishanT_ACM 7 ай бұрын
@@raven4k998 well thats just one case you can have 100s of situations in a real relationship also when he said he can buy her an ice cream she said will feel unloved ....ohh come on it's not that serious we guys dont feel that way she should have accept the offer, keeping her female ego aside so for you girls we guys cant even do what we want at the moment and then she said i have to think about our relationship in an empty room....wait seriously
@pierovalentinoquartaralacr9033
@pierovalentinoquartaralacr9033 4 ай бұрын
I think you should reconsider your relationship with her, fr
@TruMaverick
@TruMaverick 8 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Even with the boyfriend translator, she still couldn't understand her boyfriend. Later beating the boyfriend to death still asking if " he was fine"
@Keira-lt5rh
@Keira-lt5rh 8 ай бұрын
That's because boyfriend translators shouldn't be that direct. At least not for these kinds of women. The boyfriend translator should have said something like "I understand you now with the girlfriend translator. I will wait here for you and your decision about our relationship and hope you'll make the right decision for both of us. I am fine, because I have faith in you."
@TruMaverick
@TruMaverick 8 ай бұрын
@@Keira-lt5rh I need a translator for that
@ornlu88
@ornlu88 8 ай бұрын
​@@Keira-lt5rhIf that's a feature, I need a boyfriend translator more than the girlfriend one! I never say things "the right way"
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 7 ай бұрын
@@Keira-lt5rhBy “these kinds of women” do you mean anyone who isn’t telepathic?
@vision4860
@vision4860 7 ай бұрын
I think you misunderstand, @@DeathnoteBB. "These kinds of women" are not telepathic, they just expect men to be. If they were telepathic, then they *might* understand that the guy in the first place just didn't want ice cream, but being immediately willing to drive her to get the ice cream *she* wanted anyway was another small expression of love and care. Because that's how men work.
@kimichan5
@kimichan5 10 күн бұрын
I love how cheerful the translator is 😂😂😂
@anarchistangler
@anarchistangler 8 ай бұрын
Those kind of women ruin your life and should be avoided.
@DonPetrushka
@DonPetrushka 7 ай бұрын
100%
@VonRibbitt
@VonRibbitt 3 ай бұрын
So all women then
@JasonMercer1998
@JasonMercer1998 Ай бұрын
We all need one of these subscriptions
@jonmv
@jonmv 8 ай бұрын
and people still dont believe in hell
@SFbayArea94121
@SFbayArea94121 8 ай бұрын
Living in this society is hell. Having worked at Kaiser the last 15 years, dealing with patients BS, I try and avoid society at all costs when I’m away from work
@Bishal_Gaming2-0
@Bishal_Gaming2-0 7 ай бұрын
1:13 Don't f***ing answer 😅
@runningsack6945
@runningsack6945 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for making my day better and distracting me from studying! :)
@nickg4564
@nickg4564 8 ай бұрын
this channel is like the golden age of youtube all over again
@BButcher-hg4nr
@BButcher-hg4nr 8 ай бұрын
never seen this channel before and this was hilarious lmao. subbed
@Sasham4
@Sasham4 6 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@Requiem4aDr3Am
@Requiem4aDr3Am 8 ай бұрын
lol emily at the end with that delivery was too funny
@TheExplosiveGuy
@TheExplosiveGuy 8 ай бұрын
My fiance is thankfully mature enough to not pull this BS, she says things outright and speaks her mind, I've told her numerous times that that is something I really appreciate about her because I don't put up with immature crap like that, she hates it when she sees other women doing it which makes me love her even more. Don't put up with this garbage guys, it only breeds resentment.
@jasonhau2435
@jasonhau2435 8 ай бұрын
Ha. my wife is the one who suggests mini golf!
@lonestarr1490
@lonestarr1490 8 ай бұрын
Probably because she knows you enjoy it and wants to spend time with you.
@andrewyesin4765
@andrewyesin4765 8 ай бұрын
Or she's just Connor in disguise
@SneakyJoeRu
@SneakyJoeRu 8 ай бұрын
Keep her.
@mr-boo
@mr-boo 8 ай бұрын
I guess she's just into mini-clubs edit: it's a joke!
@xcoder1122
@xcoder1122 7 ай бұрын
And if you had a translator, you also would know why she does that. Probably not because she loves playing mini golf.
@pantheratigris5354
@pantheratigris5354 8 ай бұрын
We need more content of this kind
@PureRushXevus
@PureRushXevus 8 ай бұрын
the way elias delivered that last line was perfect hahaha
@rbrought
@rbrought 8 ай бұрын
Lol, this hit close to how I experience reality. Plus the end with Emily and her last delivery is just the kicker I needed. Great job Emily, that is going to be tough to get that out of my head.
@StevenDietrich-k2w
@StevenDietrich-k2w 7 ай бұрын
These are the ones that you run from, otherwise you are destined for a life that is a living hell, where you never know what the hell the correct response is.
@AvreeL89
@AvreeL89 7 ай бұрын
The problem is that almost all of them(relationships) are just like this in a way. Not in the same intensity but still similar to this. Perhaps I’m just unlucky.
@oakmage
@oakmage 8 ай бұрын
1:34 lightsaber
@1BlueSteel
@1BlueSteel 7 ай бұрын
This popped up on the rotating comments as I heard the lightsaber. New feature, I guess. It pops up every time since you timestamped it.
@oakmage
@oakmage 7 ай бұрын
@@1BlueSteel That's pretty cool
@touremuhammad5983
@touremuhammad5983 8 ай бұрын
Jesus! And I thought Obama‘s anger translator, Luther, had issues! 😅
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 8 ай бұрын
nope woman are way way worse with the subterfuge this is why you seriously need a translator or just to be a yes man to make them happy🤣
@J-fu7fm
@J-fu7fm Ай бұрын
Blasphemy is cringe
@Henry-kz4gn
@Henry-kz4gn 7 ай бұрын
"communication is important" /proceeds to make it as hard as possible
@joshacollins84
@joshacollins84 8 ай бұрын
The ending was primo!
@apache1234657
@apache1234657 8 ай бұрын
yeah kinda forgot the whole video immediately after that
@AQuuRious
@AQuuRious 8 ай бұрын
Yeah im staying single lmao
@SFbayArea94121
@SFbayArea94121 8 ай бұрын
Exactly. Theres too much other bs in dealing with society daily already. I don’t have time to have that nonsense be a part of my personal life also and just be miserable all day everyday.
@doorkum
@doorkum 8 ай бұрын
All of my previous relationship is like these, though I've met women who are not like these but they are in a committed relationship. I agree with you better to be single than dealing with these.
@AvreeL89
@AvreeL89 7 ай бұрын
You’re not wrong.
@captainpoppleton
@captainpoppleton 6 ай бұрын
They only reveal their actual personality once you have moved in.
@lchn12345678
@lchn12345678 29 күн бұрын
"what men put themselves through to get laid"
@keithduvall812
@keithduvall812 6 ай бұрын
This was hilarious thank you. The little bloopers at end took it to another level.
@D-angelin.Moarar
@D-angelin.Moarar 8 ай бұрын
How his girlfriend looks at the translator when she's explaining 😂 great skit alltogether
@mattiviljanen8109
@mattiviljanen8109 8 ай бұрын
That "wtf" at 0:45 perfectly sums the thing up.
@Edward-gc4tj
@Edward-gc4tj 5 ай бұрын
“You have to want to want it yourself” Goddamn that type of shit is just too much
@srabon5906
@srabon5906 7 ай бұрын
She wasted her money on the boyfriend translator 😂😂
@steelcitysportsfan1436
@steelcitysportsfan1436 5 ай бұрын
This needs a part 2, 3, 4 etc.
@latch9781
@latch9781 8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile my friend looking like a gremlin perched on a rock playing mini-golf
@schizophrenicbodybuilding
@schizophrenicbodybuilding 4 ай бұрын
What a beautiful voice !❤
@schizophrenicbodybuilding
@schizophrenicbodybuilding 2 ай бұрын
@carsonb.shields7094
@carsonb.shields7094 8 ай бұрын
This stressed me out to an unbelievable degree.
@AvreeL89
@AvreeL89 7 ай бұрын
Same, I got an anxiety from this. So surreal.
@natemeier2908
@natemeier2908 Ай бұрын
I still love whenever KZbin suggests this video to be again❤😂😂😂
@DavidAVest
@DavidAVest 8 ай бұрын
"Hey, something's clearly bothering you. Why don't we talk about it?"
@MegaLordGaben
@MegaLordGaben 7 ай бұрын
hits way close to home
@ThaFuzzwood
@ThaFuzzwood 5 ай бұрын
At that point: "No, you be quiet now. You had your chance."
@theendmyfriend
@theendmyfriend Ай бұрын
ye my ex girlfriend used do that. Im dozing off and then she wants to start a big converstion and then its blah blah why dont you want to talk to me.
@DanielChristensen-mb5qr
@DanielChristensen-mb5qr 9 күн бұрын
It's ALWAYS before bedtime. When we're just exhausted and yearning for a little peace and quiet.
@michael.shishov
@michael.shishov Ай бұрын
Makes me feel so glad to be in a healthy relationship where things like that don't happen
@JacobHill-b2d
@JacobHill-b2d Ай бұрын
1:00.... Ladies, please tell me it's just a bit....mini golf is such simplistic fun lol
@AKADEMIKparty
@AKADEMIKparty 8 ай бұрын
Guys, you and VLDL are the only two channels that deserve to rule the youtube. Fantastic content every time for YEARS!
@maximelecompte4446
@maximelecompte4446 8 ай бұрын
Classic but always funny: 5 words used by women 1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT and YOU need to shut up. 2. NOTHING - means SOMETHING and you need to be WORRIED. 3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not a permission, do NOT do it. 4. WHATEVER - is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU. 5. THAT’S OK - she is thinking long and hard on HOW and WHEN you will pay.
@DanielChristensen-mb5qr
@DanielChristensen-mb5qr 9 күн бұрын
So the takeaway is: It's never fine, there's always something, you are never allowed to go, never let stuff go (say "whatever"), it's never okay. Got it. Where do I sign up?
@antonysimpson6288
@antonysimpson6288 Ай бұрын
I love the way it starts out with the translator seeming to be on his side but ends up with the women ganging up on him!
@Phane02
@Phane02 8 ай бұрын
"Throws money at the screen" give me this app now!!
@SprikSprak
@SprikSprak 8 ай бұрын
This was funny - felt old school in some way, like a timewarp back to youtube of 10-15 years ago!
@anderstermansen130
@anderstermansen130 8 ай бұрын
Imagine this for me for a second. Acting like an actual grownup, and use that genius tool that is located just south of your nose, called "the mouth" to speak up about what you want, and be direct about it?
@jimr8956
@jimr8956 Ай бұрын
I have been married for 25 years. We fired the translator years ago. We both know what each other are saying at this point. It all just comes down to weather we care enough to do anything about it.
@NGMonocrom
@NGMonocrom 8 ай бұрын
Girlfriend translator: Worth every penny and then some. Boyfriend translator: The stupidest thing a woman could waste money on. A needless rip-off.
@gregandre148
@gregandre148 7 ай бұрын
“Don’t fukin answer it” with that jolly voice broke me☠️☠️
@goldenheartOh
@goldenheartOh 7 ай бұрын
Guys, if she does that too often, call her out on her lies. "Look, if you want a man who knows you so well he knows what you mean when the words coming out of your mouth are lies, I'm not that guy."
@PurushaDesa
@PurushaDesa 8 ай бұрын
The upward inflection makes this so much more savage.
@Akiss
@Akiss 8 ай бұрын
Seeing this shortly after meeting my then-girlfriend (now wife): "Nah man my girlfriend is not twisted like that, she's totally chill." Seeing this after married 5 years: "He knows my pain."
@BobHenderson-dr2wy
@BobHenderson-dr2wy 8 ай бұрын
Completely need this service!
@everyhandletaken
@everyhandletaken 8 ай бұрын
So accurate. Hits hard 😂
@birthdayzrock1426
@birthdayzrock1426 8 ай бұрын
Like my mace
@And-ur6ol
@And-ur6ol 7 ай бұрын
The sketch is basically 1 minute and 41 seconds prep, for a 5 second punchline :D
@Jimmy_Jaymes
@Jimmy_Jaymes 3 ай бұрын
Thats how jokes work.
@jbaggaz
@jbaggaz 8 ай бұрын
Damn, this one was *chef's kiss* Howled laughing. Also, your next skit should be a play on the words Chef's Kiss
@lhynn51
@lhynn51 Ай бұрын
This is actually genuinely hilarious because everything is 100% accurate
@jtmh31
@jtmh31 8 ай бұрын
If you can't use your words to say what you mean, then that's a you problem. If you say you're fine and you're not fine, you're lying to me, and lying is bad.
@johnr5252
@johnr5252 7 ай бұрын
This is so true! You cannot win guys; you can’t. The girlfriend is a keeper but the translator is a doll. Love that accent!
@Z7Sakari
@Z7Sakari 8 ай бұрын
This is so true it hurts.
@timmothy58
@timmothy58 6 ай бұрын
deserves more views...many rules to proper communication...listening is important...hearing, understanding is more important...takes practice...
@sarojandongol1482
@sarojandongol1482 8 ай бұрын
Those 3 seconds gonna get this demonetized or smth.
@madara3278
@madara3278 Ай бұрын
If she can not communicate and speak properly if she wants something or not, then she has no right to decide or complain. You either speak up your mind and clearly communicate or be quiet without complaining. This is not guess what is on my mind. None can do that.
@stranglestrong
@stranglestrong 6 ай бұрын
So this is hilarious but also confirming why exactly it is of the utmost importance to stay single.
@21st.centurygirl29
@21st.centurygirl29 7 ай бұрын
This is incredibly accurate
@AxleLotl
@AxleLotl 7 ай бұрын
Ladies, if you're going to micromanage and psychoanalyse every sentence a man makes whilst secret squirrelling your true thoughts, you need to go to therapy before entering a relationship before you end up breaking your own heart and blaming the man for it 😂
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 сағат бұрын
I think this puzzle game app called Annoying Puzzle Game basically ripped off this video for one of the levels. It’s currently level 85 (sometimes the levels get moved around as updates happen) and called Heartfelt Translator and has the exact same beats as here
@sven518-7
@sven518-7 8 ай бұрын
I've heard it this before. I think it was called the translather
@Ghastly10
@Ghastly10 8 ай бұрын
Yeah an old video parodying infomercials this one being called The Manslater.
@kurah874
@kurah874 10 күн бұрын
I so would like to have such service for real, oh my god this is such a brilliant idea !!!
@josephbastarache4679
@josephbastarache4679 8 ай бұрын
Wait, you yall have girlfriends?
@sultanabran1
@sultanabran1 8 ай бұрын
this is more like a documentary than a skit to be honest.
@kempoutzzz
@kempoutzzz 3 ай бұрын
It's manipulative and toxic lol we have normalized something real bad.
@TheHalo14aus
@TheHalo14aus 8 ай бұрын
Great sketch. I love being single.
@ttocselbag5054
@ttocselbag5054 8 ай бұрын
This is all very easily fixable: just DO NOT get involved in a romantic relationship!! 👊💪👊
@fsj197811
@fsj197811 Ай бұрын
Well done and thanks for sharing.
@FigureTube-bq7we
@FigureTube-bq7we 8 ай бұрын
Yes
@jacquesmertens3369
@jacquesmertens3369 7 ай бұрын
I gave up after 20 girlfriends. They all came with a 500 page manual.
@yakz9865
@yakz9865 8 ай бұрын
Every wooman in da wolrd ❤
@ellenino
@ellenino 7 ай бұрын
The blooper was perfect. God that should have been included lol
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