I tried speedrunning Jetpack Joyride and experienced immense emotional pain

[@ykalimba8827]

Imagine working as a scientist inside a facility that's 10000m long and forgot your stuff at the entrance

[@catlikemeew]

And when you get there, it’s covered by a giant pile of rocks…

[@sn1p1n]

And on your way there, you get killed by your own creation.

[@w4976.]

verified

[@ow_su]

@manuel o.b. can you explain why there are infinite scientists, even when you kill them all as soon as you make a couple 90° turns they are back

[@shem7146]

@manuel o.b. 10000m is still long even if it has turns

[@HalfbrickStudios]

The 10,000 Speed Run Challenge! ❤

[@enryu5705]

Thank you for making one of the best games I played in my childhood ❤

[@vainzi]

how am I so early to this

[@frytmat9249]

❤

[@thefoolerofmany]

I loved this game as a kid and my love for it will always stay here.

[@redpillsigma226]

Yessir. Wassup halfbrick. Love yo game

[@ToastyFresh1]

Me who has all of these upgrades free to play: “Look what he needs to mimic a fraction of my power”

[@offbeatsofa9743]

Y'all remember when jetpack joyride had basically no ads and the only way to spend money was unlocking the wave rider thingy?

[@adriathecat7436]

I opened jet pack joyride again a couple of months ago after years of not playing only to discover that I can no longer change my power ups. Because the ones I had equipped are now *paywalled.*

[@juliandebrouwer9118]

The wave rider thing I got unlocked for free somehow, I heard from others that they would need to pay for it.

[@isum9674]

So much money can be spent now it's disgusting

[@pai64]

that is just natural do not hate devs for this only blame the hyper casual idiot games

[@Surreality7]

@@pai64 true that

[@oorsmaal3173]

Alternate title: flexing on your childhood self by buying everything in jetpack joyride

[@Evilpass]

Me with luckypatcher 👉👈

[@iwatchanime5680]

@@Evilpass my man

[@clairvoyance6847]

flex like ouu

[@ezryxn]

BRO LITERALLY THO 😂

[@utc_3]

@@Evilpass so true and after that rooting phone and game guardian

[@notzsalty]

this mans is playing my whole childhood.

[@evaphan2720]

Every Gen-Zs' childhood*

[@unwe7456]

Speedrunning*

[@ashton1403]

Okay, that's just straight up stupid to say "I feel bad for you if that was a highlight of your childhood". Also I don't think everyone played that much console games.

[@evaphan2720]

@@ashton1403 Okay, that's just straight up stupid to say "I feel bad for you if that was a highlight of your childhood". Also I don't think everyone played that much console games.

[@truthseeker7815]

@@ashton1403, what's wrong?

[@luc8254]

"That's a free world record for me" Me and you both know that was anything but free

[@weirdenoughIguess]

$100 speedrun

[@f.p7035]

mod apk

[@faerhazar939]

You and I*

[@alienduce-unocero]

@@faerhazar939 imagine believing you're clever by saying that when it's basically the same.

[@faerhazar939]

@Quowtaye A it's not correct either way.

[@yeahno5284]

He is never deleting that game ever again after spending that much money

[@10brokenradios]

that is exactly what i'm doing (minus the money part, i don't do in app purchases) - i have been playing on and off since at least 2016, with every single achievement unlocked! Google Play Games is unreliable in my experience so i'm keeping a version that used Facebook for syncing... until recently, because sync stopped working. so my progress will likely last as long as my phone does. i'm way too invested to lose it all lmao but this is life :')

[@trenchgunproductions]

only ogs remember playing this for hours on end while our parents slept during the night edit: quick question, do you guy eat ice cream with old bay seasoning

[@victorcapote7376]

Buddy, I still play it.

[@crusty_cookie3099]

I remember having a lack of sleep and I'm just having fun playing this types of games, good old times

[@CC164_real]

Yooooo

[@victorcapote7376]

Anyone remember Stickman BMX?

[@LitoMike]

ps3 yep

[@modesttomato4332]

“Free world record for me” Eazy, I’m pretty sure that $100 isn’t free.

[@RootsOf7]

you forgot a few zeros there buddy

[@B58-Minecraft]

You meant $999.98?

[@kamienel9941]

Well I kinda feel like he got an apk with money cheat but cant tell cause of legal things

[@arjix8738]

lucky patcher users be like

[@Ziel..]

@@kamienel9941 don't think so 🤔 though there is a possibility but it's still entertaining.

[@riocheng0205]

This one is also my childhood but it really isn’t designed that good now that I am rewatching it. It’s just almost impossible to dodge the traps in the later parts of the game, even if you can see them coming in front of you the jetpack wouldn’t be moved fast enough.

[@thatelectropig8678]

Ah yes my favorite game “Flying terrorist kills scientists for no reason”

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

no it's called "jetpack joyride" actually

[@thatelectropig8678]

@@Dumpster_Fire_246 woooooosh

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

@@thatelectropig8678 I got the joke, I was just making a stupid meme

[@cheeseball8034]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3XTg614p8ydbac

[@phantolmao]

"flying *himbo* terrorist"

[@48Mei]

I remember playing this game A TON back in highschool. I had unlocked everything without spending a single dollar irl, and all that time payed off when I went to this big videogame/cosplay convention back in 2015 and there was a Jetpack Joyride comp in the playstation area. The longest distance record would win a brand new PS4. I got about 11k distance thanks to the crazy teleporter and lots of tokens and my record stayed on top all day 😩🤧 I still have that PS4

[@rarwexe]

"I wasn't spending another hundred dollars" Twenty seconds in, and this speedrun has already turned into a speedloss.

[@yenarblubrido7176]

That's why i have the money bag rocket. Only if need to kill them, I use others xD

[@AaAa-ke6cz]

@@yenarblubrido7176 there was a glitch where the game just kinda stayed at the same screen where the distance goes up, so i managed to hit like 25k since i was extremely bored and i just kinda stopped after that

[@zarbixii]

I like how he chose to speedrun a game that requires spending a ton of money to reliably speedrun even though literally nobody else has ever submitted a run for it

[@johnneygold4088]

He could have done this more reliably if he would have used different gadgets.

[@Nichtzukennen]

He couldve done it more reliably if he was good at it.

[@s7robin105]

what’s funny is realistically it wouldn’t be a valid run at all because it’s the equivalent of using hacks

[@kraftgamer99]

its also possible that he never paid for anything. If you have a jailbroken iphone, you can buy ingame currency without actually paying for it.

[@geisterbilder]

mario supports piracy

[@toasterman80]

Btw: Jetpack Joyride's official "end" is at 30000 m where the is a impassable wall of zappers, who will just zap you.

[@yunk5810]

Childhood is when you idolize Mr. Cuddles, adulthood is when you realize the Crazy Freaking Teleporter makes more sense

[@sillyalert14]

The nostalgia I just felt- Mr. Cuddles my beloved...

[@草-w4e]

Still Mr. Cuddles. Crazy Freaking Teleporter drive me insane till now.

[@luminatron]

Crazy Freaking Teleporter is overpowered lol, I have the best success with that. That, and the Flappy Bird one

[@234o93]

I always felt bad for the fat scientisits i used to just dodge them lol

[@louisc4718]

CFT is really high skill needed but if you are skilled enough its litterally the most op vehicles on the games

[@agent_w.]

this guy fr speedrunning my childhood

[@oCqrdinal]

Bro it’s been over 3 years 😢

[@ianmckenna6146]

Yep, that’s the whole point, I love it

[@daltoncappello6416]

Yup

[@bigoofy8163]

That did not sound good

[@dowbailey6033]

I miss the games 🥲

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

I remember loving this game when I was little, it was my favourite mobile game. The CFT was probably my favourite Mech because it was the one that allowed you to avoid getting hit the easiest.

[@Captain_Willlow]

Eazy isn't just punishing himself with speedruns anymore, he's punishing his wallet, too.

[@gimmer6014]

That sounded wrong.

[@dragonslayerornstein387]

@@gimmer6014 No no, let it continue, yes.

[@Jay-S04]

so who’s gonna tell him that it’s super easy to get the hacked version of this game which gives you infinite gold?

[@gimmer6014]

@@dragonslayerornstein387 Wallet: "Oh yeah spend my insides harder da-" nope cant do it. Nope nope nope noooooope.

[@addictedtofamilyguy7627]

@@Jay-S04 it didn't work for me, I have not found any hacked version that works, I tried happymod and lucky patcher

[@interhistoria5632]

Yet again, I respect the sheer dedication to the craft, even if it impacts the wallet.

[@TimTeemo]

I would have thought the speedrun was Level 30, no ads, no money, airplane mode. Gotta know which gadgets work best to complete the most quests

[@adriathecat7436]

That would be really cool, and probably a lot more fun. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure the most gadgets are now purchase only and can no longer be obtained through normal gameplay.

[@phantorv1210]

bro i'm not good at anything in life (i'm a waste of oxygen) but atleast i'm able to flex with my level 300 in jetpack joyride 😎

[@Powercube7]

Didn't expect to see you here m8

[@BierBart12]

@@adriathecat7436 I bet you could find an older apk somewhere from when it wasn't that way

[@ricksarkar2736]

And I thought this channel couldn't get any more nostalgic...

[@expiredmilk5435]

@beached whale battles?

[@expiredmilk5435]

@beached whale battles

[@alejomontoya9794]

@beached whale battles

[@karachoto]

IKR

[@uhoh2855]

It maxed nostalgia for me at the age if war Webbrowser game

[@IcyVon]

I remember playing this game when I was 8 years old. It was fun. But man I never seen a speedrun on this before. Awesome job on this.

[@aksbs3700]

The fact that my record was 800km and he barely got to 10km using that amount of revives is the funniest shit ever For those wandering, i was 10 years old and with that much free time i was abble to become really good and had almost everything that could get without using money. Just missed one golden power up and 2 jetpacks

[@mangle9143]

Heckin champ

[@Eat_The_Rich142]

What a *Heckin Champ*

[@siar073]

Hecking champ

[@kirk833]

My hero

[@thestoneyone06]

What a champ

[@weezothekid]

I wonder what the original comment said ;)

[@ASmarterThanAverageSeel]

Whenever I see a scientist, I go out of my way to kill them

[@weezothekid]

@@ASmarterThanAverageSeel I relate to that way too well.

[@AWildRaito]

Well I'm pretty sure it's canonical now that they actually planned to use not just jetpacks, but almost every tech in that lab to do bad stuff. And Barry is literally just a guy who got fired and stole the only jetpack. So yeah, I guess. If anyone asks why I know this, there's a Jetpack Joyride 2 coming out and the trailer was surprisingly filled with lore and teasers. Boss Battles are coming too!

[@weezothekid]

@Dylan Por respectable.

[@marcar9marcar972]

The scientists made a jet pack that is propelled by 2 miniguns. I can’t imagine that’s not meant for combat

[@a17waysJackinn]

The guy spending a lot of money: Lucky Patcher goes BRRRRRRRR

[@chrisgarcia5741]

totally agree XD

[@2swag4life]

alternative title:I tried speedrunning Jetpack Joyride and experienced immense nostalgia

[@karunbharati8281]

Congrats

[@bedrocklolgame]

nice title

[@silvercoronet]

My first memory of this is not playing it, but watching someone else play it on the bus, which is just the epitome of a childhood memory.

[@thumbsoffury100]

So we live the same life?

[@takeoutant9839]

Therapist: How did your addiction to gambling start? Me: 4:37

[@tobyloud6971]

EazySpeezy: "Hey free world record!" Spends hundreds to do the speedrun...

[@Loki1191]

how much money 💰 did he spend what do you think 500 Dollars or even more 🤔

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@Loki1191 I would say almost like... less than 200 dollars, or at least I would hope, because with 500 dollars you could even buy a console

[@sluumpedx]

@@ikelldagay1801 he makes way more off this video tho

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@sluumpedx well, then that makes me happy, to see that in 6 months his subscribers passed to 120 000 to almost 1 000 000

[@cheeseball8034]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3XTg614p8ydbac

[@matthewhosier5084]

with jetpack joyride and subway surfers it seems like easzy speezy is just speedrunning my childhood at this point

[@fod-der]

Don't forget ducklife

[@Carnifier]

And temple run

[@oscarkarlsson8220]

In The end of 2021 he should do a "Top 10" of the games that were the most expensive ones to get a good speedrun

[@thathero3970]

Me and the boys getting hit with that nostalgia like a brick.

[@TheRealSpaatz]

a half brick

[@pointbreak6810]

@@TheRealSpaatz dammit I was gonna say that

[@cecillericohermoso2578]

Same

[@Maximillion11]

everyone getting hit tbh

[@parkerandrileyvlogs7169]

@@pointbreak6810 same

[@blizzardwizard3079]

Now Eazy just needs to speedrun time itself.

[@blizzardwizard3079]

@Ayden Carpenter "And we got... 3rd place."

[@siar073]

@@blizzardwizard3079 better luck next time ig

[@halal_spider9722]

I'm eleven I bet I can speedrun life and get a record I'm just gonna get a knife and get that sweat record

[@iZenoxa]

As a child I remember playing this on my kindle. Exept it was the “Actually free” version where all things u can buy with irl money was actually free

[@MunchaBuncha]

nice

[@valla2dd902]

This video was just a big nostalgia trip to my childhood 😭

[@elizabethbeal8057]

God I'd forgotten how much of a bop the music was

[@lostsoul2u184]

The best thing about this video is that he doesn’t say “for some reason” for the millionth time. :D

[@toastie8173]

@Ashley it would make it more bearable atleast

[@caydenjacobs3314]

pay to win speed run

[@astromakes3954]

So EazySpeezy really woke up one day thinking: Huh I wanna speed run everyone's childhood

[@sakuradabp6400]

The game is not that old

[@astromakes3954]

@@sakuradabp6400 and?

[@sakuradabp6400]

@@astromakes3954 What do you mean and? It's not a thing of childhood if kids that played it are still young.

[@attrapper1]

I've been playing this game since it came out. Two major mechanics I've noticed. 1. After using a revive, the zapper count seems to double. 2. The slot machine minigame can always be won by pulling right at the transition between the 2nd and 3rd arrows. It takes a little bit of timing but it's worked in every single version that I've played.

[@Nat_o1]

"First its a gigantic dragon that spits out fire so you can kill all these scientists, so you know ill like it" -EasySpeezy, 2021

[@y4y8y5]

"You are as beautiful as the day i lost you"

[@Rekker1]

Nice httyd reference

[@buckfoi5099]

Hey look theres a text behind you || || \/ *pay money to win*

[@jermfanaccount]

a pretty nice tip i think speedrunners doing this game is a neat little feature where if you tap both of the head starts at the same time, it combines into a mega head start that gets you to about 2250 metres, and 2000 metres is the distance threshold for the game starting to speed up so it's pretty useful if you want to immediately speed up and have enough head start utilities

[@justsir8076]

basically his every speed run: I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY

[@bgert5574]

"Did you speed run Jetpack Joyride?" Eazy:yes "What did it cost?" Eazy:everything

[@emiliamitsuya6644]

He is using a modded apk

[@santiagoindisguise7289]

@@emiliamitsuya6644 he said he spent money so no

[@emiliamitsuya6644]

@@santiagoindisguise7289 if he said he was an alien, then thAt must be true

[@santiagoindisguise7289]

@@emiliamitsuya6644 bro look not everyone is a dirty stealer like u and this guy pays on almost every game he speedruns if it had micro transactions to save time cuz he has money to pay again not like u

[@GojkoJosic]

So many hours spent on this gem game. Remember getting all of the badges without spending one cent. Just slowly doing all missions one by one, again and again and again.

[@MatteoXZ]

What a flow of nostalgia once again: Pou, Subway Surfers etc. This notification definetely grabbed my attention

[@NickIvanRowan]

Wow. Nice. I probably get my record around the same amount as eazyspeezy

[@epicswordmewz7007]

This guy is speedrunning all of childhood nostalgia

[@noahdoyle2564]

i remember this guy on 3k. So happy this man doing well he works very hard.

[@James-tp4of]

When the nostalgia hits hard

[@joshharrison9669]

My childhood is very quickly being unlocked and I’m here for it

[@shellix9184]

youtube recommendation just unlocked a forgotten memory of mine

[@saltysalmoling8055]

Just your daily reminder that this game has a sequel.

[@waffles7199]

what

[@ProjektSymphony]

Wait what

[@genbin2477]

Wut

[@icedragon9097]

Whatt

[@NOLIMITS780]

*With boss battles

[@DacroyleYT]

I just realized my good memories can be done in five minutes

[@-r-3656]

This game was my childhood, I remember only having like 2 power-ups because my dad didn't want to spend money.

[@crazy9885]

I read the title and said,"I like emotional pain."

[@malcolmy3298]

AYO LETS GO THIS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD!speed run fruit ninja next?

[@isaacm6052]

Yes

[@TheBigRedWalrus]

Big yes

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

Wallet: _Daddy, why must you do this to me? It hurts me so bad!_ EazySpeezy: _I know, son,_ *_I know..._*

[@aureavita8653]

ayo wtf

[@charliethompson3761]

bro???

[@iceman7757]

Delete this comment, right now

[@chaosincarnate7304]

Ey hol up 😳

[@cocobutterlalo1496]

😀 delete this

[@clampchamp1822]

This just put into perspective, how much I suck at Jetpack Joyride because half of the stuff in this video I've never gotten to

[@AddisonRachel]

Can I just say that I'm no gamer, but these speedruns and your personality are so entertaining. Im so glad the algorithm kept forcing your videos into my recommended. So everyone here better like this video!!!

[@crazguykwan8955]

I really do feel bad for this guy. Every game he plays leaves him in emotional pain, scarred, or with trauma. So sad

[@nickmaynard9139]

I remember this game lol, actually 100% it when I was a kid. I have no idea how I didn't pull my hair out from spending so much time buying all the cosmetics and doing all of the challenges. Great video man

[@zed.lmaooo]

Emotional pain is a fancy way to spell nostalgia

[@dantaegarcia1778]

Ahh the nostalgia.

[@sabir_raiyan]

EasySpeezy: * exsists * Games: hehehe boiii

[@ZZR71]

Dude this brings me nostalgia. I used to play this when I was just a toddler, I thank you for bringing this to me. None of the mobile games today are like these, they're just plain trash.

[@disco_oofer]

the nostalgia wave we got hit by when this guy decides to speedrun this game

[@ThatOneFigure]

So basically your speed running out childhood games lol

[@lowkki329]

i love how his videos went from "so this amazing dev inspired me to speedrun this game." to "i speedrun a game and have a mental breakdown"

[@jacklutz229]

This guy has been speedruning my childhood for a year

[@stanmeeus5795]

EazySpeezy: "Free world record for me" Also him: spends everything he owns to buy gadgets and power-ups

[@giantgazelle7471]

Everything he has speedran in that last couple of days he has lost money instead of gaining money Thats dedication

[@adamnielson42]

People say he's speedrunning our childhood. He's actually speedrunning his wallet.

[@zodakzez6745]

Happy mod would be this man's best friend

[@satesate1286]

2:48 "its so hard in in this game to go far without the revive" 7 years old me: try me

[@huggablebears]

0:17 at this sight, I knew I had to like the video... for eazy’s wallet’s sake.

[@KickinKupz]

i remember in middleschool i was doing hella shit with an android and was able to get in app purchase without it charging me anything lmao jet pack joyride had every single suit and power up that shit was fun

[@alegria1813]

Jetpack joyride, subway surfer, temple run: the holy childhood mobile game trinity

[@AnonfreakTV]

Flappy Bird

[@bingussworld4674]

When I first saw this I went “There’s a end?!”

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

i used to play this all the time on my old ipad before it broke. The nostalgia's coming back

[@genasismew8447]

I sware this is a timeless classic of modern society

[@bigdaddypimpin]

Swear

[@genasismew8447]

@@bigdaddypimpin thanks my dumb mind can’t spell

[@kamikaze3124]

@@genasismew8447 big mood

[@Irish_Enderman]

"we're not gonna talk about that" Easy speezy's motto at this point

[@tyr0on3.44]

Developers of the game must be real happy atm

[@dishwasher9]

who remembers the time jetpack joyride was on cool math games

[@isaacm6052]

Really?

[@bootstrapphoenix6456]

I played bit of it on ps3

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

Wait what?

[@robogamin9613]

RIP Coolmathgames

[@burstnugget8225]

OG 6-8 Yr olds treated this as a pacifier while their moms left them for a bit at the mall

[@ray-0249]

Underrated comment. #2001

[@tooth2887]

"mr cuddles is my favorite" is there anyone whose favorite ISN'T mr cuddles? he is my BOY

[@lvnarv3]

I used to play this all the time on the family computer after school or after anything. That was my childhood game.

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

I feel bad for Easy’s wallet. He should just download an infinite money mod apk at this point for these videos

[@lairesoul]

It's a speedrun so I don't think it's allowed. It's using a modified version of the game so...

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

@@lairesoul it doesn’t modify what he can do. It just makes it so that he doesn’t have to spend potentially hundreds on the upgrades beforehand, plus it’s not like he’s actually speed running for the leaderboards even if

[@Sugarist0]

I remember playing this almost every weekend when I was a kid

[@queerish]

Day 7 of asking Speezy to speedrun Sushi Cat 2

[@Chorus_Kid]

I second this

[@BeedoBimble]

I third this

[@puxskie]

@@Chorus_Kid I THIRD THIS THE GAME WAS MY CHILDHOOD

[@queerish]

@@puxskie Same! I still love it

[@timothytobing7212]

Yes please to sushi cat. loaf loaf loaf loaf loaf loaf loaf LOAF LOAF LOAF LOA LOAF LOAF

[@enx6265]

I remember spending sooo much time on this. So much nostalgia.

[@DaneNOTDan]

I remember jetpack joy ride I love and miss this game

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

0:44 When the soundtrack kicks in but the nostalgia and the emotional pain kicks in harder 😔

[@precioustabernero7572]

This man is speedrunning our childhood games

[@tollermother]

i used to love this game and i had everything unlocked but i stopped playing entirely when i changed phones and realised that my progress didnt move over to the new phone !!!!

[@ledarketrax4111]

“You made be old but are you this old”

[@solidzack]

I am having a stroke reading this

[@SANJAYKUMAR-qx8jk]

His whole channel is so fricking nostalgic

[@badboycanada3]

Never in 5 years of playing Jetpack Joyride I would find someone speed running the game