エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) [feat. Hatsune Miku English]

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you
bandcamp: jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album...
spotify/apple music/etc: fanlink.to/shrimp
instrumental and vsq: app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhn...
filmed by ODDEEO / _oddeeo_ / @_ODDEEO_
additional shots by rice / ricedeity / @ricedeity
vocals by hatsune miku v4 english
everything else by yours truly, Jamie Paige!
with special thanks to peedee / pierrotsdoll
and also my sister and her husband for letting us spend a day throwing a plushie around their house
/ pamiejaige
/ jamiepaige
jamies.page/
lyrics:
i cook my dinners for an audience
at least that's what i'd like to do
lately it's me and my irrelevance
garnished with hopeless love for you
i cut these onions 'til i cry
sear my heart on every side
golden brown and lightly fried
i just don't know what i'm to do
with this meal i made for two...
unless i cook for you!
i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you feel the heat
'cause you're everything to me
have this shrimp fried rice
no more talking, lets just eat!
you cook your dinners with no elegance
nothing pretty, just some food
that might be why you're such a pessimist
every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's PETULANT!!!!!!!
sous vide it slowly for a day
while the lonely hours away
watch those colors turn to grey
wouldn't your dinner feel complete
with some savory and sweet?
just come and cook with me!
i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you come and eat
'cause it's such a tasty treat
have this shrimp fried rice
grab a plate and take a seat!
OHHHHH SHRIMP MIKU IN THE PLACE TO BE
YOU WANT A SHRIMP FAJITA OR A SHRIMP SCAMPI
I GOT THIRTY NINE METHODS TO PREPARE SEAFOOD
AND I'D MAKE UP A MILLION MORE FOR YOU
YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT WILD AND FREE
NOW I'M SEEING COLORS THAT I CAN'T PERCEIVE
BABY DON'T BACK DOWN, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME
AND NO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHELLFISH ALLERGY
I DON'T CARE
YOU'RE GONNA EAT THIS FRIED RICE I MADE FOR YOU
OR... OR THERE'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS
YOU HEAR ME?
i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you feel the heat
'cause you're everything to me
have this shrimp fried rice
no more talking, lets just eat!

[@MarcyNabors]

shrimp miku held my family at gunpoint until i ate the shrimp fried rice she made for me it was really good and i wanted to eat it in the first place she didn’t have to do that

[@VAMagJinx]

Yo same! She just did this to me and my family as well! She killed my brother tho since he's allergic to seafood and started throwing up, but overall It was amazing food! 10/10 5 stars!

[@NihongoWakannai]

you're telling me a shrimp miku fried this rice?

[@buteocks4020]

she was the third shooter or sum prolly idk

[@JohnnyBensons]

@@buteocks4020 Ohhh Thanks for the clarification I thought she was the first person shooter. That puts me at ease.

[@buteocks4020]

@@JohnnyBensons you misunderstand hatsune miku and columbern third shooter

[@melopuss375]

I just want people to understand how hard it is to make a vocaloid convincingly talk, let alone rap.

[@Richman4066]

And in English no less. You kinda gotta have a knack for tuning them in English.

[@Richman4066]

@@moisesfreire6408 intéressante

[@maurowings]

the chorus is the most vocaloid writing i've ever heard and everything works so well. I love how someone said "hey we don't have an animator but we can torture a plushie" and IT WORKS

[@8bitmoth]

the Itemlabel method

[@miajajajajajajajajajo]

​@@8bitmoth except they can but the Japanese shitpost style that they use benefits a lot by the hand recorded, simple/"cheap looking" edited videos

[@heyboots]

shrimp miku does NOT respect that I am a vegetarian. "shrimp isn't meat," she says, "what's the problem?"

[@eldritchcatgirl]

she tells you "shrimp grows on the sea floor like seaweed. You never seen a shrimp plant? shrimpweed? loser."

[@yumenineru]

You're supposed to believe her, SHRIMP IS NOT MEAT

[@nguyenhuutrung3413]

ssssshh, you're not suppose to say it out loud... Else she notice and sing a song about how shrimp *aren't* meat and then all hope is lost.

[@cameronmeade4200]

I mean she's right, shrimp is bugs

[@Eosinophyllis]

@@cameronmeade4200bugs is animal

[@SweetestToast]

This is legitimately one of the best Miku English originals I've ever heard! Here before this blows up

[@Foxy_Blitz]

I’m so upset she didn’t win the status of Snow Miku, but Shrimp Miku will always be the chaotic fan favourite!!

[@no_]

I'm not to familiar with vocaloids but Shrimp Miku is near and dear to my heart

[@lazyrainysoul]

i knowwww!! i would've loved to have her as this year's snow miku. she's gives gremlin energy and i LIVE FOR IT

[@wilmhosenfeld1777]

"but Miku, I'm allergic to shellfish!" *Miku brandishes her gun*

[@superbloxian502]

"I don't give a shit about your shellfish allergy" -Hatsune Miku

[@captaiawesome2260]

You’re telling me... a Miku fried this rice?

[@SanctimoniaFeatherdove]

as an old vocaloid head , this song reminds me of older vocaloid songs where theyre songs about miku just messing around to a very cute poppy beat, so thank u for bringing these vibes that are so close to my heart with a warm plate of shrimp fried rice

[@ocelot9496]

Wow! I'm blown away with how quintessentially "Vocaloid" this is! Something that throws me off about English Vocaloid songs is that they often sound.. well, normal. Just a song, that happens to have a Vocaloid singer, and could just as well have had a human. But this? This is inseperable from Vocaloid culture. The lyrics are witty and fun, its got that unhinged JP creativity, its total Miku madness and I'm so here for it!!

[@mellow_mallow]

It's just got something so "vocaloid" to it that i normally don't get from English vocaloid songs, yeah!!! it's funny that a song about shrimp fried rice would feel more like vocaloid than more serious songs out there. i really love this song.

[@gnocchi6610]

Nailed it

[@raccoonchild]

Exactly!!! This is the energy the community has been mostly missing for years

[@jamesisntmexican]

the instrumental also has got that authentic j-pop chord progression

[@the_breadcat]

well said piano boy

[@_ODDEEO_]

Shrimp Certification: Approved 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@suri5424]

i clicked on this expecting a funny meme song but this is a song that genuinely understands the vocaloid spirit. i had shrimp fried rice for dinner bc of this video and i ESPECIALLY love that i discover this after monterey bay aquarium's shrimp themed you're a mean one mr grinch parody. commenting both before this blows up and hits 1M and also SO this blows up and hits 1M (i'm doing my part)

[@electricangel1001]

2:35 I was vibing to the song and yelling “MIKU I WOULD EAT ANY FOOD YOU MAKE FOR ME” until here when I remembered I have a shellfish allergy and I was like “SHIT”

[@god_ish]

that shouldnt stop you. eat the shrimp fried rice. do it.

[@electricangel1001]

@@god_ishokay, I got the epipen in standby tho

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Did you make it?

[@frog_phone]

apparently not​@@dandanthedandan7558

[@MadameTeqi]

​@@dandanthedandan7558I don't think so, rip in prawns

[@tsuyoshi3543]

WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE WOK WITH THIS ONE 🍤🍚

[@ScrubLordKyle]

🔥🔥🔥🔥YEEAAAHHHHHHHHH

[@electrovoiid]

SHE’S SEEING SHRIMP COLORS

[@childeofepickness]

she ate too much shrimp

[@henzy7397]

How the hell does this not have at least a million views? This is the first English vocaloid song I've seen where Miku is actually tuned in a way that conveys thw lyrics relatively clearly, it really deserves more views imo

[@perfectapple]

This is seriously the best English miku song I've ever heard, it has wormed its way so deep into my heart, and I'm so glad that Shrimp Miku lives there now, doing her crustacean business

[@silmist11]

Crab rave is over shrimp rave is entering with a STEEL CHAIR

[@ricedeity]

CERTIFIED SHRIAMP

[@gremlinrat420]

im recovering from an ED and the second verse hit a little too hard 😂 no but seriously this song is actually such good inspiration for me. it makes food sound a lot more fun and less scary. i think maybe ill try cooking some shrimp fried rice soon!

[@JustSayRance]

I first thought of Erectile Dysfunction, so I had no clue how to interpret your comment 😂

[@gremlinrat420]

@@JustSayRance omg yeah those acronyms being the same will never not be funny to me

[@lhobang]

what's ed?

[@heheheiamasupahstarslam5397]

@@lhobang erectile dysfunction

[@evrimklc7433]

@@lhobang eating disorder

[@CoreySchon]

This is a certified banger and there's nothing further that needs to be said. It's just that shrimple.

[@ScrubLordKyle]

🍤🍚🍤🍚🍤🍚🍤🍚🍤🍚

[@memelord3986]

Normally I remain shrimpartial in the face of bad puns, but this one *shell*-shocked me enough to seek professional kelp. I’ll *sea* myself out.

[@maraganger]

Such a classic Vocaloid vibe to the beat, absolutely love it ! ; A ; ♥

[@ardette2555]

honestly this brings me back to 2010 and I am absolutely here for it

[@a52productions]

this is so cute and so bouncy and the lyrics are great! it tingles my brain in all the right ways. the parts where she speaks instead of singing are especially cute...

[@literallyafishhook]

her little "i don't care >:(" is the most adorable thing ever

[@Absol776]

thought this was gonna be a joke but its a genuine banger

[@LostSagaWarrior]

a shrimp can feel pain and 11 billion crabs are missing

[@memelord3986]

New York tap water isn’t vegan, there’s a woman that died in an Arby’s freezer, the Eight-Legged Chinese Man will gallop around your living room, if you’re a guy, there’s 2 extra inches inside of you, “Spaghetti or meat?”, I can’t think of any more.

[@andromeda_va39]

If not for how new the "shrimp fried rice" meme is, I would have thought this was a classic Vocaloid song. It reminds me of the old, silly songs like PoPiPo. Miku's English is also excellent. It's clear and easy to understand, but at the same time it still sounds very much like Miku. Awesome job!

[@hottlinehalcyon]

let her COOK‼️🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@empathicqubit]

I keep checking back on this occasionally to see if this has blown up because it's so good. May the algorithm gods shine down on this bop soon 🤞

[@ScrubLordKyle]

Agreeeeeed it’s so good

[@ToniTakuto]

This song captures the classic chef line, "dont ask questions, just eat it" really well.

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

I seriously love this track, first of all it absolutely bops, but secondly as others have said it absolutely captures the "energy" of what makes vocaloid songs so addictive. I've probably listened to it over a hundred times since discovering it a couple of weeks ago and I can't see that slowing down any time soon. Here's hoping that the blessed algorithm picks this baby up and you get the attention for this banger that you truly deserve!

[@MiniEmber]

Can't believe we got two Snow Miku songs this year. Live Laugh Shrimpku

[@Secondary_Identifier]

Genuinely, this is the best, most well written, original English language Vocaloid pop song I've heard in years; maybe of all time. And the video is a real good time too! That said, the sound of, what I swear must be, a pair of metal chopsticks hitting the table or counter triggers me every time. It really fits the vibe of the song, but it's like hearing a knock at the door lol.

[@Inkairi_Inc]

"I don't give a sht about your shell fish allergy" Goes so hard.

[@EzraM5]

Okay but this is unironically a lot of fun and slightly unhinged. Gloriously done.

[@Eryncerise]

Instant classic. Iconic. I can’t believe how much shrimp there is in this beat. 🍤✨🍤✨🍤✨

[@CurlysSketchbook]

this is the best miku song to ever exist

[@sonicfanboy3375]

The World is Mine what?

[@chi-xu]

the beat was really brought back with this one

[@dacejar]

im gonna put a little speaker on my shrimp aquarium and play this song for them

[@_Rhatsody]

I am officially hungry for shrimp fried rice. Thank you Miku

[@Xinnou]

the mv adds so much personality omg, wouldn't nearly be the same impact without it

[@_opechan_]

this is such a treasure, VERY nice English Miku tuning (I hate English Miku, so congratulations!), amazing Ebi MIku plush, amazing lyrics, ebi chahan is so catchy, and the bloopers at the end is such a joy

[@stars4809]

I'm shocked this isn't super popular yet, it's both funny and a banger. And shrimp.

[@stars4809]

Holy frick four months later and I spotted the heart of the woods stickers this is a person of extreme culture.

[@digikaa]

funny meme aside, the lyric work is super impressive and witty! "i made a home cooked meal" line also reminds me of Just be Friends and i love it

[@smolien]

legally the english miku anthem, i listen to this at least once a day

[@minhtringuyen931]

God, I love this. The music, the rap, the unhinged Miku shoving shrimp fried rice in my mouth,... just PERFECTION

[@Green0Photon]

2:20 Man I love this bridge

[@saveCOMPLETE]

shimpin aint easy..... great work

[@TeffiniWynn]

swag music jamie made it

[@betsareoff6821]

oh god this is going to be stuck in my head for ages, this is aggressively catchy. unironically one of my fav english miku songs now

[@ArmstrongMixture]

My 3yo is currently obsessed with this song. Thanks, I guess.

[@docmcfigs]

Good taste

[@jootersblaccat]

gotta get 'em in early!

[@sellabe]

this is gonna go viral; i can smell the shrimpy scent of it in the air

[@dog4020]

absolutely amazing, this is so fun? this might be my favorite en vocaloid song ive seen someone make??? everything about this was catchy and hilarious, i really hope it blows up!

[@ika32]

NOW THIS IS A CERTIFIED SHRIMP!

[@OneClassyChicken]

please help me, I'm pretty sure shrimp miku is trying to krill me

[@lightningmcqueer95]

it’s as shrimple as that

[@MeadowGearSolid]

this deserves to be in Project Diva games

[@brainnotincluded8641]

This song legit became my go-to for when i cook for my family lol

[@bundocke]

no wait u weren't supposed to make this good of a song for a joke concept wait nnNO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@transgendar]

this video makes me so happy

[@JamiePaigeIRL]

thank you transgender

[@helper_bot]

english miku songs always feels like cursed bangers

[@VenomVendue]

Absolute banger, this deserves so many more views definitely a highlight song of 2024 for me, how many times I listened to it? Yes

[@twinkletraveler]

this is a banger holy shit

[@EOCB]

I cannot stand seafood but I would try valiantly to try her fried shrimp. for her.

[@chiyowee2721]

HOW DOES THIS HAVE UNDER 1K VIEWS RN??? This is so good and funky, just pure vibes I love it 🍤🍤🍤!!!!!!!!

[@_Rhatsody]

good news

[@ohsnap7359]

even better news

[@titothetortoise]

Much better news

[@tondemowonders]

Why is this one of the best English vocaloid songs I’ve heard in a while, especially the rap it was so good. I’d let miku cook shrimp fried rice for me

[@lselm244]

The tuning is so nice and the whole song has such a cool nostalgic vibe to it, if it sounds that good I can't imagine how good the shrimp tastes

[@JustSayRance]

I genuinely thought you were a big channel since it sounds so good! Turns out I've got the privilege of observing the rise to that point instead :)

[@morggnnnn]

had to use 3 epipens but it was worth it, thanks for the rice miku 👍

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

I was not expecting to be accosted by miku demanding I eat her shrimp fried rice in my YT recommended, nor for it to become one of my favorite miku songs ever. Shrimp/10

[@nemesi55]

This is immediately going on my Tatsugiri playlist

[@catrinmelldansen]

miku please let my family go i ate your shrimp fried rice -

[@kaworunag1sa]

get this to 10M right NEOW

[@chieriichi]

This song is so beautifully exactly what you expect from a “vocaloid song” what a goated English original 🫶

[@Crossi-P]

UGH so damn sick, this is so damn creative and this is peak cinematography

[@magical_weeb]

That clink on the last toss before she sung

[@Jackariahryinguh]

Okay Miku I’ll eat the fried rice just please let go of the baby

[@sollux413]

if I had a dime for every time I heard a song about shrimp, I'd have 3, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened thrice, not to mention the whole band named after shrimp

[@uni_teto]

i don't rlly listen to en vocaloid but this is so catchy and has a classic vibe 😭 amazing submission!!

[@KameChameleon]

NO MIKU I HAVE A SHELLFISH ALLERGY

[@drake5448]

No more talking, let's just eat!

[@cerasfish]

this unironically goes crazy i'm so sad i didn't buy a shrimpku plush when i had the chance

[@zombinary3138]

Gonna tell my children this is the sequel to PoPiPo tbh

[@burr4695]

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS

[@SuperCJK333]

Frame one going into the cooking playlist

[@DNajai-Bettis]

エビちゃん!🍤🍤🍤 This popped up at the right time. Great song!

[@vifurawa2715]

I would consume an unhealthy amount of shrimp fried rice by Miku. Thank you for this absolute banger of a song!!!

[@pokefantic1504]

Watching this with my own Shrimpku, she's plotting something....

[@ixnoah]

this may be the best thing ive ever seen

[@FreezeMango-BlazeLychee]

this is a lyrical and a compositional genius, i can't stop bopping to this one

[@PieSniper]

I cannot believe this is an actual real music video and not just a shitpost. Wow. Nicely done my friend. 😊 But man, you better not have actually killed that Miku plushie.

[@Hip.Username]

The plushie in certain lighting makes it borderline horror but this song is a banger

[@yoshiiano]

you cooked with every aspect of this 🍤🍤🍤 this was delicious thank u

[@wavewatcher_]

APPLE MUSIC WHEN I need this for my workout

[@puppykat006]

finally, a miku song for pescatarians

[@NathanSylbreon]

Youre telling me a Miku fried this rice?

[@steved6533]

this is criminally under viewed, hope it blows up. 11/10 I have been coming back to rewatch all week

[@kedatan25]

AMAZING SONG AMAZING MV...... this is genuinely such a banger

[@kedatan25]

if i. ever end up getting to it can i cover this 👉👈

[@toatrika2443]

this song got me through a flu thanks

[@lilyportan9915]

sorry this song is just really addicting i can't stop coming back here

[@SiennaBlossom420]

what a delightful surprise ^_^