Hatsune Miku's Tambourine of Agony

[@JonezBBQ]

Whoever designed Jerma's vtuber avatar needs a raise. He looks so realistic

[@__-be1gk]

They clearly just traced the sus guy though

[@jaycielle]

They put a super low quality filter on his image to hide the imperfections

[@b_sway]

Imagine you’re at a Hatsune Miku concert and mid-song she yells “Open up the fucking pit!” and everyone just starts moshing like it’s a Black Flag concert

[@rjrowley3887]

Honestly i start filming

[@b_sway]

@@rjrowley3887 Honestly same. The whole thing would be like that one pic of The Wiggles performing a concert and the entire crowd forming a mosh pit. Still not sure if it’s photo-shopped or not

[@obscure_alternatives]

LMAO

[@EveIrkens]

When the Utsu-P song comes on.

[@BierBart12]

A whole concert of japanese women moshing sounds like the start of an actual weird japanese movie

[@imBailout]

I wish Jerma was real like Hatsune Miku

[@the-red-thing]

@mayday He has NEVER been real, WAKE UP.

[@Ready2eddie]

A world where jerma isn't real is one not worth living. Don't wake up.

[@Everettalla]

I love being a Jerma fan, I get to live in a cartoon world where a clown harasses me in my home whenever my fun meter gets too low!

[@Boarbatrice]

@mayday How can you tell other people to take their pills when you think Jerma is real?

[@TzarTVR]

@@Everettalla you can just buy the new viewer andy season pass and it will remove the constant fun meter decay for a while Its pretty op tho, might ruin the horror experience

[@GerroCoccoBello]

Glad to see my favorite fictional character Jerma playing with my second favorite fictional character Hatsune Miku

[@fugyfruit]

OTP

[@LazyBuddyBan]

vtuber crossover

[@waterbottle6644]

She's REAL and she's my WIFE, show some respect

[@Sillysiphus]

same

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Miku more real she's been at concerts at least.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

When I was watching this live I just imagined Jeremy at a real life Hatsune Miku concert in like the third row, and the entire event, he’s just jingling a HUGE tambourine he brought from home. And everybody around him, we’re all just thinking, dude, fucking stop, put that away, you’re ruining this for everyone, you’re not even doing it on the beat. But for some reason Hatsune herself keeps encouraging the little guy with an occasional wink or nod so nobody actually confiscates it from him as not to upset her

[@Grab_001]

She knows the Tamborine is keeping him from killing everyone

[@pyroblaster2476]

Brilliant!

[@timidcrayonbox]

i need art of this pronto

[@princekyun]

who is the guy in your icon? like hes def a clown cause hes def a politician but most politicians in the US look the same esp if theyre all white dudes

[@hootenannyskeleton]

the tambourine is actually normal sized, its just large compared to him

[@coltonwilkie241]

I love how he immediately chose the Blackjack song due to his century long gambling addiction. His debt to chat is so large it's gonna be passed down to 25 generations of his family.

[@moira_meteorite]

"Generation" suggests it won't just also be him

[@lockerbuddy2039]

*25,000,000,000 generations

[@BloodInTheStrawberries]

@@moira_meteorite Exactly, it's going to land on Jerma 3450- It's going to be THAT many CLONES later.

[@HammerspaceCreature]

The Jerma x Miku experience just isn't the same without being able to see Twitch chat go absolute monkey mode for the entire stream.

[@ping7531]

so nice of the mods to give us glowsticks because of this stream glowPink pepeD glowTeal

[@l9324]

"WE LED HIM ASTRAY NotLikeThis"

[@hoisoynono]

Theres a version of the vod with chat someone uploaded kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnWsaYhniLR8abc

[@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss]

@@hoisoynono I fucking love you

[@hoisoynono]

@@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss I love you too

[@Xzeihoranth]

"What caffeine sounds like in your bloodstream" is a fantastic fucking analogy to come out of a Hatsune Miku stream.

[@ctorhjelm9829]

PYUNCH webcam to end stream

especially on a Wowaka song, he nailed those vibes tbh

[@hatsunemoco]

he says to a song about suicide and depression 😭

[@elliot_rat]

@@hatsunemoco so he's even MORE right

[@comfygazer]

it was entertaining to watch jerma DESPERATELY try to pretend that he wasn’t hatsune miku’s BIGGEST FAN during this stream

[@justina1909]

Him trying to pretend he doesn't know the word Vocaloid

[@leonardo9259]

No he isnt, im the biggest fan

[@Salted_Rice223]

@@leonardo9259 yes because Mike is his wife

[@tinyghost4337]

@@leonardo9259 How the fuck are u the biggest fan?? U can't type with those metal Spinny things. U r not a fan. U clearly have fingers

[@AllegoricSiren]

Ok sorry to break the joke, but does he actually not know what vocaloid is?

[@The-Pizza-Zone]

Glad to see Jerma spending some time with his wife

[@WDWatameVirus]

Wasn't Miku married to Vinny

[@DOCTOR.DEADHEAD]

I headcanon that they're best friends personally

[@Altais_]

@@WDWatameVirus It's a polygamous relationship

[@Luigiofthegods]

Jerma is the girlboss to Miku's malewife

[@WDWatameVirus]

@@Altais_ Then why Nitori Kawashiro is Vinny's daughter with Miku

[@Pickle-jarr]

“No I don’t want to customize Mika I want to customize my controls” is still the funniest thing to me

[@tonyspider03]

this game is so incredibly overstimulating that i'm surprised he lasted more than 10 minutes

[@ranimeRAT]

Yeah, same. Aghdhmbugtjwr

[@Mendigom]

you have to remember. jerma not only played breakcore on stream, he zerked off to it

[@placeholderplaceholder3448]

TBH he picked the more flashy songs, there's some with less wild music videos, like Meltdown, Snowman, Ashes to Ashes, and Wintry Winds. Snowman's a personal favorite of mine, but the just KAITO version is obviously way better than the Len or duet version.

[@liljabjarnadottir5518]

aha that's what's she s- *gets sniped in the fuckin head*

[@fiaczek]

@@placeholderplaceholder3448 i love meltdown but snowman wintry winds etc etc are very very slow and don't provide much entertainment for an audience lol . if you even just consider what people personally like to play it usually isn't the slow songs

[@thekingofrockin7944]

I love how Jerma has conjured up this image of a bunch of drunk partying frat boys going to a Hatsune Miku performance and jamming out like they would to a Metallica concert.

[@ally939]

Gonna get wasted and mosh at the Miku concert

[@bosselotiscanon]

@@ally939 to be fair if they put a sasanomaly song on the tracklist literally ever i'm opening a fucking pit

[@rokkenjimaresort]

They ever put Utsu-P on and it's going to be like that.

[@ctorhjelm9829]

if only JERMAS smokes ciggates on STREAM

[@kiwamihollie]

@@rokkenjimaresort pls i was at a miku concert in 2020 and they literally played an utsu p song and i LOST it😭 probably bugged the hell out of everyone i was around but man it was so fun

[@daeamiralis]

Going to a miku concert and seeing jerma with a vodka soda would be a surreal experience

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

"Adam Sandler? what are you doing here?" "Waiting for them to play Gangnam Style"

[@daeamiralis]

Oh shit, is that the real man, the myth, tj henry yoshi

[@Leto_0]

And he keeps taking selfies with the jumbotron

[@EngineMusic]

I’m certain that Miku and jerma would equally be starstruck by each others presence

[@franrib]

It would just be the M&Ms meeting Santa ad

[@FreshDecimate12]

She is real... *cracks head open like an egg and a big yolk slithers out*

[@rodanandme]

@@franrib they DO exist! 😨

[@BierBart12]

Woahoahoa Jermabomb So cool

[@lordlidl6713]

Imagine going to a Hatsune miku concert and finding Jerma sitting somewhere just absolutely hammered

[@lainey7157]

“ehh, no i’m good. No-noo i don’t wanna dance uhh u go.”

[@MissMystery1412]

Okay but he did SUCH a good job for someone who had never heard the songs before, never played the game AND was trying to stream at the same time, he shouldn’t have been so hard on himself about his skills lmao

[@SamsterClone]

both his initial gameplay of this and splatoon 3 have terrified me, like yea he misses some of the basics but then absolutely destroys other things….. what a psycho….

[@Montewtf]

Jerma is weirdly good at rhythm games

[@BierBart12]

It's the overstimulation. It does the exact opposite to ADHDlers than to other people, he was in supercharged gamer mode.

[@MissMystery1412]

@@BierBart12 thanks for pointing this out haha, I’m a rhythm game fan with ADHD and I can 100% confirm this. I swear it’s the only time I ever feel truly focused so it was cool to see him basically being evidence for the “ADHDers kick ass at rhythm games” theory lmao

[@BloodInTheStrawberries]

@@MissMystery1412 As someone who has ADHD and loves Rhythm games (I play Muse dash, Miku, Warioware, etc) I vouch for this theory as well. It's kinda like listening to breakcore the overstim can turn you into a God at whatever you're doing in that moment.

[@lait756]

the highlight of this was watching him play magnet COMPLETELY straight faced

[@aceisawesome_]

live jerma reaction

[@MrRawrgasmic]

I 100% believe he would have done at least 30% better if the visuals were of Family guy characters. Same music just Meg busting it down to Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder

[@kingofhorses5745]

I can’t believe I finished nearly the entire vod when he first played project diva and I never heard the “getting drunk at the miku concert” bit. I’ve been sitting on gold so hard it’s inside my asshole

[@spacebassist]

Okay King Midass

[@zigfaust]

@@spacebassist He's got the Midas Touch... but he touched it too much.

[@2minuss]

@@spacebassist Genius comment.

[@PointsofData]

"Am I going to get in trouble for streaming this audio?" Vocaloid songs never get copyright striked, that's one of the many fantastic things about vocaloid and vocaloid adjacent music. Producers (people who create the music) live and die off of community engagement. (SEGA doesn't own the music btw, it's all licensed from the community! Dunno the specifics but it's super cool regardless) So what I'm saying is that Jerma could do a vocaloid karaoke night without worry of getting struck.

[@bosselotiscanon]

that'd be fantastic but because his japanese pronunciation is so terrible i think a chat member would have to volunteer to make lyric translations designed to be singable in english (jerma is far too good for jubyphonic lyrics)

[@wabch]

i cant wait to listen to jerma sing disappearance of hatsune miku

[@Lofarus]

This reminded me of when I was playing a while back on PlayStation, wanted to send a clip to a friend of a perfect clear but the audio was muted, thought it was due to copyright reasons. Is it a bug on my end or something?

[@bosselotiscanon]

@@Lofarus idk but it might be that if you recorded from some feature within the console and not a 3rd party device it mutes the audio to prevent you from "pirating" the music

[@Lofarus]

@@bosselotiscanon Ah that does make sense

[@paperlamps5813]

Absolutely surreal that my middle school obsession is linked forever with a streamer that I decided to watch within the past couple months. The songs brought back some memories fr

[@PointsofData]

Seeing Rolling Girl, Kokoro and World is Mine in 2022 hit weird RIP wowaka

[@paperlamps5813]

@@PointsofData Man, I forgot that wowaka had died :(. I always loved his songs, it made me really happy that Jerma picked unhappy refrain just because he heard a bit of it- wowaka was a musical genius.

[@theshyguygaming]

Jerma playing Project Diva was something I wouldn't see but is sure welcome.

[@analysis726]

it’s something i regret seeing because now i will kill somebody for more

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

🤨

[@pr0chszy]

I think Jerma really had a existencial crisis when someone in chat said "You're almost fourty" but tried to play it off as a joke

[@medicami]

I like how Jerma went from an explicit "no anime games" policy back during Insaniquarium, to this.

[@beelzemobabbity]

Technically miku isnt an anime so..

[@PointsofData]

Tbf vocaloid isn't anime. It's music using anime as a marketing ploy.

[@MsZsc]

Miku is from the train anime

[@bosselotiscanon]

@@PointsofData yeah exactly, how quickly people forget about [fixes glasses like a smarmy fuck] leon, lola, miriam, big al, sweet ann, prima, and tonio - all of which were either originally marketed using photos of real people or artwork not in an anime style (save for eventual redesigns BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT OKAY) quick edit: you could also theoretically make a point about vy1 and vy2 as they are literally sentient swords but that's kind of a grey area considering they aren't typically portrayed as realistically human

[@PointsofData]

@@bosselotiscanon sweet ann deserved better and I will die on this hill

[@DMWilhelm]

5:52 A diss from a random chatter, prompting Jerma to have a reflective moment about the unforgiving passage of time, set to the backdrop of an LSD weaboo DDR game celebrating his big achievement, which was barely landing half of the notes. There are so many layers.

[@awestrvck2859]

Jerma has officially turned my brain into soup. This man is the embodiment of the word "fun". So much so that I have spiraled into hysteria and some nights, late when the owls Oooo and the peepers peep, Jerma is inside my walls, laughing and crying and farting. Thank you Jerma, never change.

[@PointsofData]

THE DAD THAT LIVES IN YOUR WALLS???!!

[@pu-FP]

@@PointsofData HE HAS TO SCRUFF YOUR HAIR

[@PointsofData]

@@pu-FP WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

[@pu-FP]

@@PointsofData COME HERE SON I CANT SCRUFF YOUR HAIR THROUGH THIS WALL

[@PointsofData]

@@pu-FP FATHER YOU FREIGHTEN ME

[@Everettalla]

I think it is HILARIOUS that when you fail a match in this game it isn’t like “You did shitty” it’s like “DIDNT CLEAR”

[@MTPANIMATION]

Jerma listening to the intense voice of hatsune miku and making that face made me smile

[@bionicdragon5]

The sheer terror on his face was indescribable!

[@CheesySalsa]

20:32 Miku casts a seizure spell on Jerma

[@pigeondamigion569]

"It hurts... i cant do it anymore"

[@lainey7157]

she does that quite a lot ;^;

[@passivefaintwarrant]

i love how jerma heard 0.5 seconds of unhappy refrain and overrode chat's song choices for it. wowaka forever, RIP

[@rollapoid]

same

[@thelegalsystem]

I've never seen someone get SO tilted over menu music

[@selticid]

This is a genuinely serious comment, but it’s nice to see even non-Vocaloid fans appreciating wowaka. Especially the silly boi Jerma. Even though he has no idea about how much wowaka means to our community, there’s something really satisfying about seeing him appreciate wowaka. Sorry I don’t know how to word it better. It makes my heart happy.

[@barbiegirl985]

idk if u saw the full thing but when rolling girl started he paused to turn it up cuz he liked it

[@selticid]

@@barbiegirl985 I did. and how Unhappy Refrain was streamer's choice??

[@barbiegirl985]

@@selticid a man of taste!!!

[@lizzydarkrose]

It's validating in a way. Like, "thank you for liking it I was bullied and ostracized for this".

[@suziebelle3738]

chat was almost equally as supportive too. i remember seeing both fans and people just learning about him paying their respects inbetween the dancing emote spam.

[@toothmello]

It’s like if my dad played this game

[@Ramonatho]

The fact Jerma was enjoying Wowaka's music proves to me he has good taste.

[@ChoccyMilkk]

15:54 can we talk about unintentional brilliancy of this moment. Jerma says "I'm running out of gas!" and the immediate moment after that, for the first time, he hits Chance Time Success which in Unhappy Refrain triggers an explosion. I never thought that MV could ever get even funnier to me but here we are.

[@Lauzuna]

he farded

[@funx24X7]

Can I just take a minute to express my appreciation for the editors, that title made me crack up before I even started the video

[@thedandguy189]

Didn’t think “Jerma has an anxiety attack playing a Miku rhythm game” was going to be this entertaining but here we are.

[@CrudDeposit]

There are no words to describe the swirling turbulence within my soul watching Jerma do this

[@lovesick_loser]

the face of awe and innocent joy he makes at some songs is truly the highlight of this

[@ur5u142]

his extensive vocaloid figurine collection is actually just out of frame

[@firefairy5555]

he gets sensory overload 20 minutes into the stream and then decides to play for another 2 hours

[@cesarvideos100]

I completely hate the fact that I'm 100% gonna buy this game because if Jerma was silent for 90% of the video without telling weird dreams he had or gaslighting new viewers and just fully concentrate on the game play, it means if my ocd ass plays it is gonna be FUCKING SICK

[@RocketRacer2142]

that's basically what I did after watching the stream live and since then went down a massive vocaloid rabbit hole. 10/10 thank you jerma

[@clover2309]

Honestly a lot of vocaloid music is just straight up fantastic. I listened to a bunch of these songs for the first time around 7 years ago and I haven't gotten sick of any of them, if you're thinking about playing I absolutely recommend it!

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

This literally happened to me. I watched the vod and now I’m playing on Extreme difficulty.

[@near4462]

I love how he gets a new brain aneurysm every 10 seconds

[@WDWatameVirus]

Jerma LOVES Vocaloid and I'm glad he said he will eventually become an Utaite, can't wait for his first song "ミート•グラインダー" :)!

[@robokyluver985]

i hope he collabs with mafumafu 🥺🥺🥺

[@WDWatameVirus]

@@robokyluver985 YES! 😭

[@nightshadetq2453]

if I saw a vocaloid song called meat grinder by like maretu I’d listen to it immediately tbh

[@kerii2712]

@@robokyluver985 jerma streaming a vocaloid rhythm game is surreal enough i think a mafumafu jerma collab would straight up give me an aneurysm

[@DmmyIA]

@@nightshadetq2453 Jermaloid

[@khaotix1620]

Jerma and hatsune miku the collab of the century

[@TheLizWizard]

Being into vocaloid and realizing Sega ported a Project Diva to PC through a Jerma stream makes me feel all sorts of ways.

[@fosterbennington6405]

To get a good score you have to scream for the aaaa’s and make microwave noises for the bbbbb’s

[@daniacruz3490]

Watching jerma fail ghost rule and comparing it to edibles kicking in always gets me

[@IzuriP]

I wish Jeremy continue his Miku Mondays every week. I missed those

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Chat was actually into it.

[@rudeboyspodcast]

My favorite stream of the year so far. It was very satisfying to watch Jerma finally become a Miku fan.

[@PurpleTurtle-t4q]

why does he get more scared from this than from horror games?

[@maryfreegirl2029]

snapcube voice: "HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?"

[@quaker47]

god damn you now i have to watch the sonic riders fandub for the 5th time

[@maryfreegirl2029]

@@quaker47 just like me fr

[@YUKILOID39]

i love how he's just sitting there and blinking a lot

[@elib2363]

I find it entertaining that even when jerma is told to play a game like this by his chat when he probably never would otherwise, he still try's his best and giving his all with jokes and such is really cool to see.

[@sadglovem3678]

God this stream was fucked. The sensory overload of Miku and Jerma's comments of her emerging from the screen and attacking his head made it feel like a hyperactive dream. Add in the fact I listen/have listened to like 70% of the songs he played and I've had multiple points where I've questioned if the stream even happened.

[@mikotoh]

jerma vibing to butterfly on your right shoulder is such a fucking mood

[@eaglewarrior21]

This game is insane... I downloaded a demo to give it a try and could not even clear the first song available. Props to Jerma for actually being good at it!

[@PrexCannon]

The best part of the stream was watching Jerma have a nervous breakdown from the overstimulating rave music booming in his ears while he's just trying to calmly change something in the options menu.

[@xerxes6627]

can you just fucking imagine seeing miku at the next concert walk onstage in front of thousands with jermas custom shirt he made for her on

[@signpaintr4evr]

He made her a shirt?

[@PD_CĪPHĒR]

his drunk in the corner half asleep bit is too accurate lol

[@estroRin]

i was watching this live, as a miku veteran this was fucking painful to watch, as a jerma fan this was hilarious

[@PowerSpirit50]

He was pretty respectful and good at the game, he even seemed to like a few songs.

[@beelzemobabbity]

@@PowerSpirit50 hes always open to new stuff, he never really makes fun of stuff for being “weird”. Unlike chat apparently

[@Blueshirt38]

You spelled gross weeb wrong.

[@YTwhydidyoudothis]

@@Blueshirt38 stfu bro literally let people listen to music 😐

[@moistyrod7177]

@@Blueshirt38 People having fun?!

[@Froggo13]

As someone who worked with two people who would do nothing but play this on their switch instead of their jobs that tambourine haunts my nightmares

[@ZFighterdude03]

This is made infinitely better by the reference to the Sonic Riders Fandub in the description

[@Damien_Darling]

I’m so glad I finally found a comment mentioning this

[@SABERSVOID]

jerma going “THE EDIBLE JUST HIT” right in the middle of ghost rule is so funny dude 😭😭

[@LovesickJo]

Him going "blegh" whenever he fucked up one of the two-button things made me want a rhythm game where whenever you miss a note jerma literally just pukes in your ear

[@ThreeTinyCats]

"You're almost 40" that actually killed me

[@SupremeChip5320]

If someone told me hatsune miku was real and jerma was not i would be inclined to believe them over someone who told me jerma was real

[@marstaylor2305]

my favorite clip from this stream has to be a chatter saying "Play Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder" and Jerma naturally responds "there's a butterfly on my shoulder? No that's my chair"

[@olivia7782]

I know little abt Jerma and not much more abt Vocaloid but I like how he seems both legitimately into it and in physical pain

[@famicomdisksystem]

I went to the Miku Expo in Dallas once and the venue actually did have a bar that was serving alcohol during the concert, funnily enough

[@gnaat]

16:08 he's having so much fun with miku!

[@homieseaotter5190]

I forgot Jerma is actually good at rhythm games

[@Dan-kr9bm]

2:44 His breakdown was a highlight.

[@carto4028]

This stream was biblical

[@OfficiallyRattled-lm2dg]

I love how unstable Miku is, she’s mostly a sweet little cinnamon roll, but occasionally she goes absolutely nuts for no reason.

[@Makedeth]

"I'm a fucking woodpecker" caught me off guard holy shit :D

[@halowaffle25]

The fact that this is a stream of the year contender is a testament to just how unhinged Jerma gets in every single rhythm game he's ever played.

[@spookssnatchley780]

I can’t stop thinking of Jerma as a father playing this game lmao like what if you walked in on your dad looking confused playing miku

[@mikotoh]

as someone with currently 55 hrs in megamix, i still cannot fucking believe jerma actually played a project diva game

[@HansSensei]

Rookie numbers

[@mikotoh]

@@HansSensei i know 😔

[@ohno4381]

so glad about the new dominos mashup with jerma

[@kurisuuuuuuu]

i love his reaction to unhappy refrain, nobody can say no to wowaka

[@goopiiegoofy]

5:27 - 6:04 Had me in tears it's so good

[@EveIrkens]

Also I love how that when he switched to HARD mode, he was doing better than Normal. He underestimated his skill.

[@thepigeon5849]

My biggest fear is joining a Jerma stream in the middle of a bit and not understand what the hell is going on.

[@Franknakano7]

I think he's having fun. Either way he looked really into it. Very strange and welcome combination of media.

[@mikole8208]

4:09 if people that have never tuned into a Jerma stream tuned in with no context, he would've looked so goofy

[@tensugarcubes]

he's so based for voluntarily picking Unhappy Refrain

[@goo_user]

one of my favorite jerma streams

[@DaLaSquish90198]

as a longtime project diva fan, i'm honestly really impressed with how he was doing. like he was actually kind of keeping up with hard secret police despite having never played or heard the song before. mad props to jeremy

[@iuyiop9550]

Why was Jerma streaming from prison?

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

This brings me indescribable joy, I needed this. :’)

[@ShieldStop]

My two favorite people in the world. Next is an official miku performance on a Jerma stream

[@o.lemon.o]

i reallyyyyyy wish he would play this again 😭😭😭 it was so funnyyyyyy

[@signpaintr4evr]

What's your pfp from?

[@PoyoDesuka]

Wow, I can't beleive Jerma got a collab with Hatsune Miku of Domino's Pizza Fame! Glad to see he's moving up in the world.

[@invinciblenoodle]

12:04 underrated cut

[@TheKazuma410P]

I could not play Colorful X Melody with a straight face because I kept getting reminded of Jerma's tambourine bit on each note hit.

[@UshioKiss]

so much was happening on the screen that the compression had to melt miku

[@FrostyFin]

I wouldn't be surprised if Jerma ended up in some Japanese gameshow someday.