Britain's Got Talent 2017 - Top 10 Weird Acts

[@pizzaraccoon8202]

time stamps: 0:00 - 4:21 hoop guy 4:22 - 6:39 transformer singing aha 6:40 - 9:20 some crazy good balloons 9:21 - 11:13 eninem replacement 11:14 - 14:18 alphabet and joke man 14:19 - 16:49 dave the horn 16:50 - 19:23 simon cowell and spoons 19:24 - 21:05 history performer 21:06 - 25:59 doga 26:00 - 29:07 a proud dude

[@imogenstevens6616]

orange lady bird thanks

[@pizzaraccoon8202]

no problem

[@ADESENTIS1]

Galaxy Gacha @¿y

[@projectbighead1278]

Dave the horn guy is the best

[@lynasellahi9813]

Eminem replacement 😂😂😂

[@heyitssasha9178]

I think sometimes David just says yes to piss Simon off! 😂😂😂

[@MJ_THEGOAT353]

_Im_Sasha _Now_ real wibe

[@sarahf4703]

_Im_Sasha _Now_ exactlyyyy

[@DementedCaver]

Simon's annoyed face is very funny to behold......I might just do it as well. :D

[@ravenjohnson8335]

Ikr lol

[@jazminr.1435]

yeah right, he is love with Simon!

[@nicklasholstjakobsen1146]

David hits the golden buzzer more than the red one

[@danielromagnoli7587]

nicklas holst Your very right! He's funny! And not Mean! He is the best Judge

[@natalijorge9987]

mateo jones g

[@yuryur1419]

iiJayPlayzRBLXii 44 no a judge is someone who is honest and knows what is bad and good. I would say Simon is great judge

[@rubyruee]

nicklas holst Lol

[@zoepk1361]

nicklas holst truth

[@AakashKumar_29]

When Simon hit the GOLDEN buzzer it's an amazing performance. When David hit the RED buzzer it's the worst performance ever.

[@sofia.eveliinaa]

Ankit Kumar and if he hits someone elses red buzzers it's even more worse

[@alfiejones9134]

I swear the other three say yes just to spite Simon lmao 😂😂😂

[@asmahaque8558]

You know the performance is real bad when David buzzes

[@cabbageman2184]

yup

[@cecilia.kennedy]

Hahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@yep8986]

Omg, ikr!

[@noam550]

Lol😂😂😂

[@Marika50]

or if he seas no

[@samhansen4136]

"If it's a blow up Simon I want one" favorite line in the video 😂😂😂

[@180darevalley9]

Sam Hansen do you need the Simon one for later?

[@serenityscall6658]

Wilbert isn’t my name no, he can't have it!

[@matttheman9740]

Something tells me the contestant Simon Cowell only went on stage to tell everyone his name was Simon Cowell.

[@booboss]

Well.... it was his only "talent", so I guess...

[@mahisinghvi08]

Haha

[@meawblackcatmeaw]

I get that Amanda and David are nice but Simon actually judges people, You have to see that this show is an investment. What you put in it and what wins in the end has to be incredible.

[@baconingbad]

I agree, these three can be really incompetent.

[@MoonwalkerKari]

That's why I love Simon.

[@lauramathijs676]

David is by far the funniest judge there's ever been on BGT

[@balakram2228]

Laura Mathijs 916394213229

[@briannasingleton8867]

Laura Mathijs that's a lie it's Howie

[@3rddomination68]

+Brianna Singleton yeah, but he's on AGT that person said on BGT

[@madisonwesoliwzki4111]

Laura Mathijs I now

[@iamnotpasta4408]

Nah it's Simon

[@Sara-rt3bp]

16:24 I love how silly David is and how Simon has just accepted it at this point and answers to "darling"

[@AwesomeTeddyz]

Lynora around 8:48 simon calls David honey

[@nikolatesla2963]

yeah. me too. Is David gay??

[@naomiswiftfeather1724]

SQUIDDY Simycraft no he didnt

[@elijah5374]

Sara 0

[@LifeInPink999]

Omg is it bad for me to ship them?

[@Mad9977]

"what do you do Simon Cowell, do you terrorize people as well?" lol 😂

[@mahisinghvi08]

Mad9977 Productions haha

[@TheBlueberryymuffin]

The lady at 9:08 failing at whistling was so funny 😂

[@evolveman9444]

Huhhhhh!!!!!! 🙀

[@schlieffenska]

Haha I just commented that. I lost it. 😂😂

[@blisssound5136]

The fact that Simon has 2 tiny chiwawa-looking pups just cracked me up

[@Faith-zz2ne]

I didn't even watch the video yet but I know David is gonna be hilarious 😂😂😂

[@lorenzosfunchannel9940]

"Once again you raised the bar." I feel Simon's pain. 😂😂

[@teddy-xj2yk]

Ant and Dec are just hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ladyash4850]

@ell keyy u mean

[@ladyash4850]

@ell keyy yes you are you called her/he "dump"

[@claudiakrizay]

I don't think Ant and Dec are hilarious- I think they are stupid and completely useless.

[@claudiakrizay]

@ell keyy You are one sick pervert.

[@shaeleighevans1203]

Is Simon anybody else's favorite

[@mademoisellel.728]

Tae & Bonifa 🙋🏼

[@mhm77887]

Tae & Bonifa yep

Me!

[@NoName-mm6gh]

Tae & Bonifa me too

[@j0_6s.]

Tae & Bonifa No David is.

[@barleyfitzwilliam5613]

" Do you terrorize people as well? " Lol, that comment

[@oliviamurphy4175]

I started laughing uncontrollably when Simon was doing doga with the two tiny dogs😂

[@reyyyss]

The dog that peed on David's shoes killed me from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Poor David

[@beckplays8279]

Simon is my favourite

[@julial3758]

David is my favorite :D He found Hoop Guy highly erotic :D

[@heligmark6203]

Julia L I think we all found hoop guy highly erotic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@julial3758]

One random day this song popped into my head ... (T_T)

[@cloroxbleach4245]

I've never seen Simon not want to buzz when all of the other judges buzzed...

[@apfelsafteis]

Clorox Bleach same

[@cloroxbleach8634]

Clorox Bleach lmao

[@Kuro-zn7ph]

He was probably being sadistic haha. Wanted to see everyone suffer. 😂

[@lizzylovesreborns2606]

Hey Clorox... you watch SO many of the same videos that I do.. I told u I should change my name to clorox scented bleach..hahaha... get it?

[@garrettm4084]

Clorox Bleach How tf are you in every video I see?

[@amirulaizat2690]

09:06..When you trying so hard to whistle but nobody hear..Keep it up girl..😗

[@madisonshepanski9585]

I was hoping the man doing the alphabet backwards was gonna say "the alphabet backwards"

[@luisaestrada6481]

Madison Shepanski I thought he was going to say "z and a"

[@zeze9640]

It would be “sdrawkcab tebahpla eht”

[@rhodospia]

saaaame!!!! hahahaha

[@OrphanHart]

John Smith what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

That's what I was waiting for.

[@uniquelyana5085]

David - "So what are you going to say darling?" *Without hesitation* Simon - I'm gonna have to say no.

[@kristaramaese514]

omg I was looking for this., yessss I so ship that shit

[@180darevalley9]

They are beautiful beings 😂😂

[@brownhairedleprechaun]

I read this as it happened I’m shook 😂

[@deno.j9855]

when does this happen I cant find it😂😂

[@emmiemorris5903]

Uniquely Ana Britain's got talent little boy with the red hat

[@caleblayne6329]

The chick that couldn't whistle was hilarious

[@xxpurpleplayerxximvu7125]

Caleb Layne ikr! I was just gonna comment it!

[@elizabeth-jaynecollins2157]

When was this

[@jayabratakarmakar]

9:08

[@caesural]

She was probably whistling, there just wasn't a mic near her...

[@TheBlueberryymuffin]

caezar you could hear the air being blown out

[@junghoe-shook6435]

Still don't understand why they give most of them a 'Yes'...

[@purifiedmsp5729]

BTS x BLACKPINK forever because it’s fun and entertaining

[@mahisinghvi08]

Huh

[@winniethepooht5776]

Hi Army!

[@jessgonzalez1143]

Someone: buzzes a buzzer first Amanda: AAAAAHH i cry every time 😂😭

[@usernameinvalid1325]

The woman in the audience who couldn't whistle! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 The black dude behind her was looking at her like: Wtf

[@elih6087]

I thought I was the only one who noticed it xD

[@mollygamesx2727]

Do You Know BTS? Don't be rasict.

[@chibilinia]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that lady wasn't whistling XDDD

[@kayahj4454]

Molly Games x ???? How were they being racist?!?

[@tinyelephant777]

Do You Know BTS? IKR lmfao

[@salmasahri2582]

'Did you put the s on to try and distance yourself' 😂😂😂 OMG I love David

[@xxpurpleplayerxximvu7125]

Salma Sahri I think David was on his period that day xD

[@miconis123]

Gotta give the balloon lady credit for the judges

[@victoriaware664]

David Walliams is the most adorable human!

[@1968rjs]

I would love to meet him.😀

[@claudiakrizay]

@@1968rjs I wouldn't.

[@lifehappens7217]

@@paddystrongjaw9995 it's an opinion.

[@bulkyspark2413]

Ya

[@davidleeroybrownstarnes2608]

I wouldnt have used the word adorable (being a guy and all, might be a little strange huh? :)...) but I was thinking the entire time that he has a great attitude and personality.

[@patagila3430]

hoop guy hoop guy xD

[@nazikmalak2929]

And he quit his jop for that 😂

[@ariegarcia9402]

job*

[@CameronMcCracken_Art]

he didn't quit, he was made redundant. Not the same thing

[@abiwatkins2721]

Redundant means that the employers have too little work for everyone so they pay someone to leave.

[@claudiakrizay]

useless comment-

[@caroliner5762]

Love how Amanda always gets scared of the sound

[@kellybeange7995]

The dogs look like their owners LOL 😂

[@vmhardin]

That video is hilarious. I laughed so hard at every audition. Great collaboration!

[@mrlibra67671]

Nekked Phoeni x

[@mikecostigan288]

raees.s raees.s u

[@CrystalSmith-uk6hd]

Nekked Phoenix Compilation!!

[@cheyanneanderson342]

Nekked Phoenix

[@claudiakrizay]

Another stupid comment.

[@asukazi6775]

90% of the video is David roasting Simon hahaha😂😂😂

[@mhm77887]

LouraKazi ummmm...where did u get that from?

[@nourbtsarmyy6745]

OMG HE PEED IN HIS SHOES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindseyclairepresti]

justin biber biggest Fan oh my god I don’t get this

[@janedoex8345]

I am much more amused by the fact someone calles himself a Justin Bieber fan and even admits it by using it as a nick name....

[@lalruattluangihmar3107]

I love Simon Cowell when he smile....😘

[@yara593]

Ya me to

[@therunawaykid6523]

Which one?

[@kayleebrown1826]

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

[@breelopez6534]

Whats your dream now? *"To teach the world to hoop"* *Me: My favorite hoop guy😂*

[@ashtro4825]

He wants earth to be like Saturn .-. That's dumb.

[@mackenziefranklin]

Bree Lopez Hoop Guy cam to my school

[@sultana9350]

seriously, dude :/

[@maamejulie7909]

+Benedikt yea lol

[@AceripXF]

Bree Lopez tis a catchy song lol

[@ryanwalkup6905]

David is by far the best judge

[@saratroskot]

3:36 we stan a legend

[@totallynotkatie4377]

Sara Troskot 😂😂😂 🎵Hoop guy Hoop guy!🎵

[@LifeInPink999]

I love how at “what are you going to say Darling?” Simon automatically responds like he doesn’t even doubts that David is speaking to him.

[@kenzelgeneral4780]

i like david so much❤❤❤❤❤

[@ThaiTran-jd6pm]

gotta love david

[@dilgmisor]

Kenzel General Do you have a crush???

[@kenzelgeneral4780]

Dilg Misor yes why???

[@dakeumoo1850]

Kenzel General pp

[@gjfh2961]

Kenzel General hes gay

[@lauramathijs676]

"did you put the s on to try and distance yourself" I JUST SPAT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE

[@joygunn6851]

*spit btw

[@livelife4770]

I didn't understand the line by david!

[@somethingforyou345]

Live Life me too

[@your_left_nipple]

Simon Cowell / Brian Cowell'S'

[@yep8986]

“Hoop guy, hoop guy, he’s my hoop guy.” 🎶🎵😂

[@dollbrains]

21:09 simon’s face lights up when he sees the dog lmao

[@ab-dan1578]

I have never seen someone like the last guy. More than weird audition and Amanda was like "well Yes"

[@raikitty5608]

Abdi Suldan I think he was mentally ill

[@fmletsplay5971]

9:07 that Woman in the audience 😂😂😂

[@mrshetfield81]

FMLet´sPlay 😂

[@lukebennett2513]

FMLet´sPlay she couldn’t whistle! 🤣

[@epicgamer4436]

FMLet´sPlay ikr

[@MaleOreo]

She couldnt whistle lmao

[@Anxvte]

i cbfa 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zainsalam8087]

Davids face when the dog peed in his shoes😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😝

[@montyr6231]

Amanda’s scream when Simon buzzed the buzzer with the 61 year old lady during the hip hip hooray was amazing 😂

[@issanijah7136]

The lady trying to whistle with in the balloon lady clip 😂😂😂

[@nickjones8918]

I thought I was the only person who saw that! 😂😂😂

[@marc4394]

Insanities insanities

[@Geexyktv]

​@@nickjones8918are you ed ? It's a video 👀🤦🏻‍♀️

[@potatocooker5928]

OMG I loved that first person

[@danesworld7085]

they said yes to the ballon fetish chick and a robot weirdo but they say no to a funny old man rap? wtf!!??

[@Tinziielein]

ikr!? just because the man was in a robot costume but cant even sing! Everybody can dress up like this but wtf

[@Trayleen]

Same here. He was funny and nice.

[@michwinnecamyrtil909]

Crypto Chat

[@MCG.TheReaper]

It's already been proven to be rigged. They were part of the pre cast, that was guaranteed a spot on tv before the lines were started, in the first interviews of the season.

[@joeyw5479]

It was so hilarious when the dog pissed in David's shoes

[@averysax]

20:40 Amanda's scream because of Simons buzzer 😂😂😂 She was so terrified. I just have rewatched it 10 times

[@ayeBelieberCliffe]

Avery Sax me too hahaha it's so funny 😂😂😂

[@MadScientist267]

I'd hate to see what y'all do if something actually insane were to take place

[@lovisae1396]

What has happened to this show omg 😂😂😂😂 All the judges have gone mad😂😂 love how they sometimes are really serious and sometimes they put people like the first guy through😂😂😂

[@vinnie1355]

Lovisa E iii

[@sophiee2495]

The dog yoga is so funny don’t forget to breath

[@sophiee2495]

Horseloverforever12horse I now it’s so funny

[@KatieMelendez]

I love how when SIMON doesn’t like an act, they stop the show immediately, lmao. Everyone else just hits their buzzer and sits through the rest of it like a good judge 😂

[@jezeeljezzy208]

I love David

[@idoneakw9996]

Wtf sometimes I think Simon is the only judge that can actually judge lol

[@haileyrigsby5209]

Aww I love David he’s so sweet and Simon is so funny 🤣

[@purplelove2589]

I LOVE DAVID AND SIMON😂😂 even if they're completely different😂😂

[@Mango-cp1im]

I felt so bad for the old rapper guy, he was pretty cool, in my opinion.

[@joannatan5395]

Italian Papyrus ya is so sad he is good

[@chloemedvedoff3766]

I agree

[@lol-zr8ff]

Italian Papyrus i agree :)

[@arsalanmustafa1801]

Italian Papyrus thank god u r not judge

[@Localrockstarwannabe]

Italian Papyrus i did not feel bad i felt so bad

[@minionryan5152]

THE GIRL THAT CANT WHISTLE

[@asadfarooqui908]

minion ryan515 yaaaa! I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@holliechidlow3455]

Hi

[@nelsonn2897]

minion ryan515 well,.. I see that😂😂😂

[@Honey-khan-digital-shorts]

minion ryan515 hahahah lol

[@Walking-MY-Path]

Lmao and here I thought I was only one who noticed that.

[@konstantina_mmk]

The Simon with the two dogs I loved it.. I'm crying hahaha 😂😂😂 And well my lovely David I wanted to see you wear your shoes after the puppy peeing them 😂😂😂❤❤🤔🤔

[@mayayo7502]

This part lol😂 Simon looks so fabulous 16:00

[@samh.3997]

I'm gunna hire Dave the horn guy for my graduation party 😂

[@claudiakrizay]

You must be crazy.

[@maritdekkers341]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sahramoalim7174]

😂

[@diegoliftss]

Yeah

[@220lunacy]

"Hip hip-" "**ERRRRRRRRRRN**" "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" xD

[@taylermclaughlan1882]

220lunacy i

[@firekirby2001]

220lunacy rawr xd

[@claudiakrizay]

What kind of a remark is that???

[@claudiakrizay]

What is the matter with all of you sorry excuses for human beings writing comments that make no sense?????

[@isabellen.7591]

Lol

[@komalhans3970]

Simon’s always like WTF YALL SAYING YES FOR??????

[@DreadPirateElla]

Bruh that last dude tho 😂. I’m surprised Simon didn’t buzz him

[@westindieskompa302]

alisha is so beautiful i love her😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 and i love the first person hoop Guy hoop Guy it made me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hansvanniekerk1896]

Yes Alisha!!

[@John17230]

Abhi, excuse sajid. He has just time travelled here recently from the middle ages.

[@prof.sajidmunawar9707]

John17230 yeah and I am your grand grand super grand father.

[@John17230]

Ok I get it now. You're just a kid.

[@kdsantiago6048]

👘👘

[@kristinapopkova6221]

The lady who is making figures from balloons actually did a good job.

[@feraltaco4783]

Great work. Cringy act.

[@Dont_Stare_I_Will_Stare_Back]

HOOP MAN HOOP MAN HES THEEEEEEEE HOOOP GUY HOOP GUY HES MYYYYY HOOP GUY HOOP GUY HOOP HES MY FAVOURITE HOOP GUYYYYYY THAT IS MY FAV ONE....MEAN WHILE I LOVE EM ALL

[@zhang-dv2ko]

song name？

[@shunkajun]

Peeing on David's shoes was a total classic, omg I rarely laugh but I have to tell you, that was just side splitting funny. I think David is a class act anyway so that just made it better.

[@Toastmaster_5000]

The balloon lady did a good job but it's kinda crappy for an *act*. It's just simply good as a display.

[@mauer1]

well its called Britains Got Talent, not Britains got good Actors

[@mauer1]

it says weird acts ^^ but i see what you mean

[@claudiakrizay]

@Amy Xoxo I didn't either.

[@claudiakrizay]

So she can make these things out of balloons- not my idea of a "talent."

[@TheBlueberryymuffin]

How did you get the word act not be fonted in bold? It should look like *act* but you worked magic

[@sarah-nz1ot]

i'd try out for britain's got talent when david is on because if all else fails, i can make him laugh and at least get one yes

[@jeannetpierre1]

Those three judges would let a box of rolling rocks through the next level. Simon is the smart and rational one.

[@EK-kw7tr]

Aegon Targaryen Changed The Rules LMFAO

[@aurora7934]

@Aegon Targaryen Changed The Rules 😂😂😂

[@TheBlueberryymuffin]

It’s only for the initial auditions lol

[@mickmick1682]

Absolutely brilliant Martin. Serves her right

[@hechanova07]

They buzzed out the rapping grandpa, and said yes to a man who can't sing that just happened to be in a transformer costume that didn't even get the color right.

[@Katarina-yq2qo]

Right

[@TheEmichaud]

13:55 David said No and um Simon said Yes am I in a different universe.. David probably didn't say yes because it didn't have ridiculous things in it

[@xxpurpleplayerxximvu7125]

Miya plier or he was on his period 😂

[@sherriperri7476]

Miya plier I

[@rodeliapatriarca6863]

Marlisa. Punzalan x factor

[@aryanbasnet7779]

Fu

[@jamieleebarrie7408]

True 😀

[@lilyofthevalley2048]

When the dogs peed during yoga, that was the funniest thing ever. 🤣

[@RyanSpringer1984]

"I'm still virginal, I've never had a Werther's original!" Hahahaha

[@margieschwindler8175]

Simon does love puppies

[@claudiakrizay]

Now where is that comment coming from?

[@JCook-li9vi]

Claudia Krizay outta space

[@claudiakrizay]

It is OUTER, not outta.

[@lslsls-mu5rb]

He sure does! It reminds me of Ashleigh and Pudsey.

[@shmebulock1724]

That's a shame.... He likes puppies but he hates people (some) lol.

[@charleyvaneer8243]

I love the hoop guy song

[@Maddie-wf8bc]

I loved the doga one it was so cute and I did it with my dog! So cute and relaxing! Their dogs are so cute and that was so funny when the dog peed on the mat and the dog peed in David’s shoe lol

[@180darevalley9]

Simon and the two dogs give me life 😭😂

[@100LucasLuke]

David is always saying yes

[@hei-c4620]

22:04 "In and out through your nose." **Amanda breathes out through her mouth**

[@idoneakw9996]

Møøsey omg that was my thoughts as well aha

[@claudiakrizay]

You mean "those were " my thoughts as well.

[@fzchmoto3657]

😱😂 what's the he fu** xD

[@claudiakrizay]

To hell with XD- it is one of the stupidest expressions ever, along with "lol" and "lmfao."

[@hei-c4620]

Claudia. Chill....... xD

[@katehenderson1036]

I’m surprised David didn’t golden buzz the hoop guy 😂😂 or jerry the rap guy

[@rubysow9011]

I think the robot act used the costume too hide his face so if the audition was bad so he wouldn't get embarrassed cause no one would know him without it and wouldn't be shamed for life

[@m_gwb]

Ruby Sow not really, he said his name and where he lives

[@NOONE-cd4gu]

50% of comments are about *hoop guy* Other 50% Ard about thé dog peeing on David shoes Lol 😂😂😂

[@adam-iy5oy]

What about the people who mentioned the "Girl that can't whistle"?

[@richardbritton4675]

Thanks you just saved me 10 minutes 😂

[@potatocooker5928]

I feel bad for these people

[@anikkadevera9905]

Potato Cooker ii

[@isapadilla2955]

Potato Cooker 100th like..

[@Rainingpiscesxart]

yep me too :T

[@tajacrown1624]

Potato Cooker I wanted to cry

[@pacman9635]

I don't no but that horn guy was very impressive like that is skill

[@pinkamenadiannepie5479]

i remember that doga lady! the hot dog killed me

[@ketanmahajani6771]

Pinkamena Dianne Pie yeah, too much hot dog is really unhealthy

[@user-nn8es4rq5t]

Pinkamena Dianne Pie I remember that doga lady 🧘‍♀️ 🐶

[@amyhodges554]

Pinkamena Dianne Pie Lol her dog pee'd on davids shoes

[@lollol-le2cw]

How did you get killed by heR

[@zeroftw]

Pinkamena Dianne Pie i

[@gems_1406]

I love Amanda's dog

[@giovanna5981]

Gemma Viret where?

[@gems_1406]

I said Amanda not alesha.winter heart

[@fuscinula]

Simon totally missed a diss on the Robot Guy: Can't you transform yourself into anything talented, like a singer or a dancer?

[@theaceofspeight1307]

Maître Renard he is actually an amazing singer

[@Maddie-wf8bc]

Ant and dec are so funny

[@genwan8330]

good job, the introduction, the act and the judging parts for every contestant..this is the best list.