Eboys Cards Against Humanity

[@BillyBob-er9ry]

George: Laughs normally Will: Laughs normally James: Laughs normally Alex: HAAAAAAA

[@famine5338]

George doesn’t laugh normally

[@fawnfille]

HAAAAAH

[@lewisparrott8381]

Alex was a bit much this video

[@t2ngerine]

@@lewisparrott8381 he was having fun

[@matthewsecundino3657]

He was high

[@MrAkaRogue]

George: czar Alex: czar Will: K A Z A A R James: I'm trinlingual

[@notsusoranythingbut3822]

Inabber: lonely

[@notsusoranythingbut3822]

@Generic Name inabber said it was true

[@user-jw2mu6vb3l]

MrAkaRogue kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJnIlqisbrKsqs0

[@harrydarwin1874]

It’s more like James: Tsar George: Tsar Will:Czar

[@Leland-W]

Tsar jk jk

[@mj7801]

"I hate this job, I hate this place. Most of all I hate ThE gAyS" - James Marriott

[@mj7801]

@Blastix Art haha. Wait in seriousness or not?

[@mj7801]

@Blastix Art Ya I know there are that's why I was checking. Lol sorry dude.

[@prettylush456]

Blastix Art yeah ❤️ james cancelled

[@mj7801]

@@prettylush456 hehe ya ToTaLlY

[@prettylush456]

Jolene Harink you are on straight tiktok

[@endmii3912]

James: "I'm gonna have to go for child poverty" Alex: *YES!!!!!!!*

[@jacobarmour6325]

No one: James: *I step over the homeless people as I leave the opera*

[@justurtypicalteenager4989]

underrated

[@Prozakc.O]

Bruce Wayne origin story

[@rensbakkum2296]

Eat 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 cereal 👏🏻

[@poopa2319]

eat cereal

[@ectopekk]

overused format

[@ImAllexx]

hate my laugh can we imallexx to the back of the shed

[@NagaetNugget]

petition for you and the eboys to write fanfics about each other also bring back beans 2020

[@choof_the_great]

no

[@kyrusxi]

yes

[@NeonButterfly]

how is there 27 likes lmao I scrolled down far enough for this

[@emmajudges1044]

Conlan Storms dude i agree

[@veryvelestial]

Something funny happens Eboys: laughs ImAlexx: breaks my eardrums

[@kadythomas4573]

and i love it

[@angie-1437]

And it’s perfect

[@grape9908]

HA

[@Bel4711]

Wait how is it 5 years ago?

[@sleepyabby6421]

@@Bel4711 it's cause of their name; if you click their icon you can tell

[@frankheffleyofficial8806]

I love that in every thumbnail they are all laughing hysterically, then there's just George staring blankly at whatever they shove in the image.

[@stab419]

Nobody: Alex after every card: *HA!*

[@RekonzChannel]

Somehow, you bet me to it.

[@Jack20051]

And I beat you to it

[@wwhhyy3945]

10:09

[@toni-annwilkes67]

Of course James opens with telling everyone he's in his new apartment.

[@cj_gx_8816]

Just to put the poor in their place ✊

[@_jack_ryan_9764]

Does he have any new guitars?

[@NathanDodsworth]

This is my most favourite eboys video

[@g8tr80]

@@NathanDodsworth the green screen one was so good aswell

[@joeyl8348]

No one cares~imalexxx

[@mjkpa1838]

James: says anything at all The (other) eboys: SHUT UP, shut up shuuuuut up

[@cj_gx_8816]

You mean James: says nothing at all Eboys: JAMES

[@hi_its_ari]

"No one cares no one cares nobody cares " -imallexx when James was talking 😂

[@jigglemyjam774]

#BRINGBEANSBACK2020

[@louisamillerout]

James's Of Mice and Men reference was not wasted on me.

[@alissabutterworth3826]

what was it?

[@chartsol5923]

@@alissabutterworth3826 that's the Lenny of dinosaurs

[@MistyWasHere]

*I understood that reference*

[@G5131-r3q]

Gsce English coming in handy for once

[@Ok-hw4bx]

Someone pulled out their year nine English skills

[@mylittlepony9593]

Alex's red eyes make him look high, but he's actually kinda short.

[@gummidon1618]

This took me a second

[@tob19]

Yes

[@jakekalkaprosand2931]

Gummi Latte yes me too

[@unoswartbooi]

Lmao lmao

[@ljcd1197]

Shush

[@maximusheaton8375]

Black card: this KZbin video is.. White card:getting demonetised

[@owenmills1596]

My white card was "the modern day holocaust"

[@Donny_87]

9:51 ive never laughed so hard at George’s little Dino arms clapping

[@molly-s1w3p]

Xx_dobbybruh_xX X omg bahahahahahhah

[@kkenzii9948]

PAHAHHA WAIT WTF HAPPENED THERE😂😂

[@poopman6971]

Imagine being held in an embrace by those huge muscles

[@kkenzii9948]

poopman69 - Professional memeulous simp id be scared id be crushed😂

[@poopman6971]

kenzie strange With those giant arms, you never know.

[@jordanlove6565]

"I'm ggayy" is the perfect PF name for Alex.

[@mafifiii]

“Trilingual” should have been a card

[@rue4553]

Trilingual could have been an answer for every card I stg

[@God-xw1nu]

It would've fallen flat

[@finleypaul4520]

George, James or will: Reads quite funny card Alex: HAAAA

[@galindo05]

a concept: the eboys writing and reacting to fanfics about themselves

[@1akiyer]

oh my gosh YES PLS

[@lilyissad2314]

YES!!

[@potatoluna3389]

Only bad Wattpad fics

[@rosilinathedragon4382]

Potato Luna HELL YES. The amount of shit on Wattpad is shocking. I used to use Wattpad, but I moved to ao3 and now they actually know how to use grammar

[@NagaetNugget]

oh god i said the same thing but i agree. they should pick names out a hat. itd be so funny

[@Hoiux]

Nobody: No one: Not even the eboys: Alex: “HAAA!”

[@cobaltis]

NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH

[@horse_stan6007]

@@cobaltis NOT LAUGH DIDN'T FUNNY

[@cobaltis]

@@horse_stan6007 LAUGH NOT FUNNY DIDN'T

[@horse_stan6007]

@@cobaltis DIDNT NOT FUNNY LAUGH

[@cobaltis]

@@horse_stan6007 NOT DIDN'T LAUGH FUNNY

[@soloriyeovin5011]

My sister saw James and asked “Is that Jack Black?” What do I say??

[@aliheikal2805]

I can't unsee it

[@ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY]

*Yes*

[@swofzie123]

Say yes

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Yes a slightly chiller, slightly thinner and younger version of Jack Black indeed. Probably not quite as good a guitar player as JB though.

[@rayhanali1078]

Yes

[@76rpr]

When you’re so early James hasn’t mentioned he’s trilingual yet

[@nick5075]

He can also play the guitar

[@BENDOVER-hr1pn]

he also has a girlfriend

[@jigglemyjam774]

#BRINGBEANSBACK2020

[@DrowningDays]

1:48 Will not wearing a hat is such negative visual ASMR

[@kjoter]

Thank you Drowning Days, very cool.

[@DrowningDays]

@@kjoter Just doing our service for the community

[@outtheway27]

@@DrowningDays shush

[@lolno224]

Hair reveal.

[@DrowningDays]

@@outtheway27 NEVER!!

[@Lewis077]

Jesus called. He’s back, and he’s bringing an onlyfans

[@inhle1688]

Lewis Betts 😳

[@cheesecakfatboy7229]

Jesus called Apparently he’s back he’s bringing an lony fans account

[@jesuschrist6531]

This is true my children, and for 5.99 a month then you can see my super holy pics

[@mr_premier6868]

Jesus Christ he’s here!!!

[@anisamangal5365]

What’s an onlyfans

[@jackaroo-kh2qr]

Everyone: hoping that George shows his face... Eboys:

[@fizzmund3923]

They said 1m I think

[@bk_plays7417]

Nah he should never show it it’s to big of a meme and stuff

[@GodfreySZN5]

Fizzmund he said 800k last episode and they hit it

[@fizzmund3923]

george harper oh

[@tobyisraw2769]

Fizzmund they said 800k

[@Hamish12848sssj]

Can we all just admire Alex’s laugh he has taken years to perfecting it

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

Being a rat on your mates does tend to make ones voice higher

[@rickytilford503]

@@chopper-unofficial4935 being a dick doesn't make yours any bigger lad

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

Ricky Tilford *cries in Inabber and slazo*

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

Isabelle I didn’t even reply to you?

[@erin-ls1pv]

Diet Coke _ lmao why are you here if you don’t like him

[@csvlr]

No one: Imalexx: AAAAH *after every card shown

[@matthewsecundino3657]

He was high

[@heeheejackson]

i can’t stop laughing at james reaction when alexx said “whys my phone number in here” 7:26

[@caylon14]

This isn’t what we asked for but it’s definitely what we needed

[@joukhr]

james: i’m gonna have to go with child poverty alex: YES i laughed way too hard thinking of that out of context

[@sb16_10]

Will, James and George: hahahahaha Alex: HA

[@sabrika660]

hes gay it's a side effect

[@Imaniluv3]

sabrika LMAO

[@leahl6625]

The eboys: James: •is trilingual •plays guitar •owns 7 guitars •claims he isn't a Tory •claims he loves the poor •is trilingual •loves nikocado avocado •and his only fans •is trilingual... •speaks three languages.... •is trilingual •writes music Alex: •likes pink •likes to shout •is in love with James Charles •likes the idea of Christians being called stans •isnt bi because that doesn't excist obviously •loves Olivia Duffin because she speaks the wise words •likes pink •has a weird laugh •likes to drink a gallon of that sweet bath water every few hours George: •likes to hide his face •likes to eat cloth •loves bandanas •hes little •likes to eat cloth •loves KSI •likes to eat cloth •has some beautiful eye balls 👁️👁️ •LOVES princesses Will: •NE •LOVES nikocado Avocados only fans •likes to try and expose George •likes to jump out of his chair and run around •has a square head •loves dressing up as random things •like deflated dinosaurs •RIGHT ELLO •loves airline passengers •loves belle Delphine •loves Tik tok •is the kazzah •has a square head •likes to run .... •... Out of his chair •loves belle Delphine

[@beefykeith48]

alex ALSO loves guzzling that sweet sweet bath water...

[@leahl6625]

@@beefykeith48 omg yes of course I'm adding that to the pile

[@brooklynncrumet560]

You forgot will is obsessed with Bell Delphene!!!

[@guccitrashbag9929]

Hol'up James is trilingual 🤨

[@leahl6625]

@@guccitrashbag9929 yeah he never mentions it!

[@audreyjean2215]

will’s deflated dinosaur suit is how i feel *every day.*

[@itsyuuki]

Don’t worry that’s how Alex feels too

[@dontreadmyaboutpage6857]

Haha funny depressed joke

[@lcave0543]

This is just 17 minutes of Alex screaming “HWA”

[@miffy5754]

Take a shot every time Alex screams “HWA”

[@ruby-xf3of]

69th like ✌️

[@user-jo1bs9hl5x]

@@ruby-xf3of I'd be dead don't really want to play a game that guarantees death

[@agusthlynur2782]

Damn you for pointing that out to me

[@hfz1695]

Just so you don’t forget these things about James Marriott: 1. He is trilingual 2. He owns 7 guitars 3. He had his first kiss when he was 9 4. He has a degree 5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian 6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks 7. He has a girlfriend 8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says) 9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says) 10. He loves the poor (so he says) 11. His dad is better looking than him 12. James is 6 ft 4 13. He got a new apartment Edit: YO WTF THIS BLEW UP A BIT INIT😂. Thanks for the likes

[@chunkny3546]

Again?

[@chilsie]

He was a prefect

[@alfx10yearsago77]

You missed 13. He hates the north

[@mercury1682]

He has a new apartment

[@Emily-ik3ok]

13. He moved into a new apartment

[@fh214]

10:31 george's giggle is the purest sound in the world pls 🤲

[@unforgivinggirl5743]

I don't get why they didn't include the card with george's full name when 3 seconds later they released that it is george longcock

[@frelted6744]

i know im a month late but its pretty obvious, if they gave out his middle name people could make voodoo dolls of him

[@cwheway1290]

@@frelted6744 and

[@frelted6744]

WHEWAY GAMING well nobody likes having voodoo dolls of them

[@cwheway1290]

@@frelted6744 why not

[@frelted6744]

@@cwheway1290 can be painful

[@graceanne7042]

Whose still shook to find out James is 6’4”

[@formulalance8822]

WAIT W H A T

[@danielfranceschi1902]

Grace Anne I thought he was 5.10 ft

[@alexbelshaw8569]

absolute unit mate

[@patchytad]

still shocks me everytime i hear it

[@danielfranceschi1902]

Alex Belshaw 😂

[@jlober7896]

I like how alex does an accent while reading his cards

[@warwyckplayzz1053]

egg with 214 subscribers 215*

[@smegsyzach5921]

That was great but you should use the whole screen on you vids

[@edenproc]

Same

[@bigladleo9693]

You have 217 lol

[@kwik2707]

219

[@grac1ebab1e]

why is nobody talking about the fact alex is BLASTED

[@bandname]

Dude needs a compressor.

[@alldor4902]

😂 imagine being high though and processing all of this audio information 😂😂

[@alldor4902]

I woulda been smoking on video 😳🌫

[@FlabbyAbi]

@@alldor4902 💨💨💨

[@deepinmythots752]

He's always high what are you on about

[@vaIentinerose]

James: puts his card Will: reads it James: errupts into an immense amount of laughter

[@aimeeboyle9644]

I love how Alex's name is just "imGgayy"

[@indiana27]

I mean bisexuals don’t exist and he’s not straight so he has to be gay 😂

[@Daniel-oz6qu]

@@indiana27 ok

[@cassssiiopeiia]

Princess Unicorn please be joking

[@codered885]

@@cassssiiopeiia it's a reference to one of his videos

[@HannahPerryBrown]

It’s also the name of his go to Spotify playlist

[@francesca-he9cl]

no one: alex laughing at absolutely everything: *aHAAAA*

[@zena0734]

alex screaming “HA”, a saga: 1:39 2:04 2:17 2:34 3:29 4:49 5:20 6:47 10:10

[@zena0734]

Joanna omg-

[@fh214]

Joanna come on, that's mean

[@pixelade4891]

IT GETS MORE AGGRESSIVE EVERY TIME

[@FlabbyAbi]

@Joanna you are one fucked up individual!!!!

[@FlabbyAbi]

@Joanna it's usually down to a lot of amniotic fluid. Do you know anything or are you just trying to be a hateful person?

[@liam8062]

nobody: literally not a soul: alex: aHA

[@lillithperry1668]

😂😂 omg

[@kait5634]

george: hahaaaaguaguwagau

[@kadythomas4573]

music to my ears the joy in my life

[@harrysummers]

James: I'm here with the other eboys Louis: *sad Louis noises*

[@KatieStephens]

No one: Absolutely no one: Alex: a-HAAAAAAh!!!!

[@xsophia.sheridanx8244]

No one: James when it’s his turn: aw I had SUUUCH a good one for this :(

[@tarrikKennedy]

Things you may not know about James: - He is trilingual - He has a girlfriend - He plays guitar - He has an online boyfriend - He loves Boris - He is trilingual **Edit** He's ThiCC Continue as you see fit

[@F22046]

His eyes are hazel with gold flecks.

[@danmcg_4727]

- He’s currently in his new apartment

[@clashcookie721]

Also hes triliungual

[@samst3r]

And he’s also 6’4

[@kamalnotreal]

he hates the poor

[@owens9066]

Nobody: Alex in after every card: HA

[@phaedrespencer3652]

I love that Will's idea of comedy is doxxing his friends

[@Destiny_CallingGB]

1:39 the ph-Ha-ntom menace 2:04 attack of the Ha 2:17 revenge of the Ha 2:34 a new Ha 3:29 the Ha strikes back 4:49 return of the Ha 5:20 the Ha awakens 6:47 the last Ha 10:10 the rise of Ha

[@ctins1111]

My ears died from hearing Alexx yell “AAHHA” repeatedly

[@marielyramirez2706]

“I have to go with child poverty” “YES!!” People are so taking this out of context

[@devyndevin]

i already did

[@ohareair552]

The whole comment section is just a load of people roasting Alex for his laugh

[@gabry500]

we love it really

[@randomlilith]

@@gabry500 yep

[@domrat1550]

They're bullying James for laughing the loudest at his own card yet Alex is the one going HA! after every card. Love that.

[@molly-s1w3p]

I didn’t notice Alex’s laugh until I read the comments and now it’s all I can hear HAH

[@BeccyBurrows]

imagine society if james didn’t cut out george’s name

[@harrye5376]

Is it josh

[@soyboywastaken970]

you can literally google it

[@xxbggam3rxx421]

George Arthur Andrew

[@BeccyBurrows]

Marko Queensland george eye simps would go crazy

[@BeccyBurrows]

Harrye 53 no

[@currysauce6927]

Everyone: cheers Alex: activate hot boy mode

[@dovahkiinchickennugget4182]

Someone needs to make a compilation of Alex's shout-laughs.

[@belleanndalymorgan]

‘george’s clapped face would be nothing without george’s ocean blue eyes’ salty alex: *H A*

[@toni-annwilkes67]

"The dinosaur you take behind the bar and shoot to put it out it's misery"

[@viennas.]

Yes because it's a normal occurance

[@amber-mi1wd]

Happens all the time you know

[@saffylong6189]

The only reason i like the weekend is because saturday= eboys and sunday=sidemen

[@user-jo1bs9hl5x]

Your sad

[@kami_kami11]

#161 AK why

[@user-jo1bs9hl5x]

@@kami_kami11 man said the only reason he likes the weekend is cause 2 groups of youtubers make like a 20 minute video each that's sad did I really have to explain myself? 😂😂

[@kami_kami11]

#161 AK ahh okk

[@kami_kami11]

Buzz Your sad

[@greg6704]

10:28 Wills laugh is just everything lmao

[@frnkensteingirls]

greg

[@williamwalker7630]

It makes sense. Imalexx’s humor relies on sarcasm and his expressive face, while George is used to faceless entertainment

[@uhohstinky8624]

The eboys: Reads a card Alex every other sentence: AHA!

[@Pretko]

This game should be called: ''Cards Against Monetization''. Lmao

[@tfjkiyrdbkitdd]

nobody: Alex: HAAAA also nobody: Alex when he wins a round: ✊🏻YEEEEESSS!✊🏻

[@qwertysoup8646]

Just realized that Alex’s emo fringe is going to be down to his knees by the end of quarantine

[@vl7086]

Of course James makes an “Of Mice and Men” reference - 1:12

[@CredibleSix9]

Or maybe it’s will lenney?

[@taylor4703]

Everyone else has proper headphones, yet WillNe decides to fricken use AirPods

[@avg895]

James flexing with those Sennheisers

[@dusterhead]

avg895 I have those I didn’t know they were a flex om

[@ripleyOGMYBYDO]

WillNE top shagger

[@shana7672]

That Of Mice and Men reference at 1:12 is the most James thing ever

[@horse_stan6007]

If only he'd said it in all three languages while playing guitar and criticizing someone

[@ThisIsCronan]

someone tell Alex screaming isn't laughter

[@jacobarmour6325]

'I have a degree' 'I play a guitar' *I'm trilingual* and I 'have Hazel eyes with golden flecks' should have all been cards

[@thomasmidnight8486]

That “Lenny of dinosaurs” joke is underrated

[@boss_rule13]

This channel is honestly better than all their channels combined, this is literally going to get so many subs

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

BOSS_ RULE see I would say that, but they were fucking dicks to inabber

[@jettflowers]

Diet Coke _ yea true!

[@faiali2895]

Diet Coke _ inabber lowkey wouldn’t fit the vibe and he’s not as funny as the rest of them but i get you.

[@Ignoreignoreignore1]

@@chopper-unofficial4935 omg its been so long, get over it

[@alldor4902]

Yeah, just hope they don't become like others have.. money ruins it. But if they can have genuine fun and get money off it then that's awesome, you know what I mean?

[@val-cx6wr]

“no one cares, no one cares, nobody careees 🎶” LMFAO the new lil revenue hit

[@noahclary14]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that George didn’t reveal his face? He was supposed to because the Eboys reached 800k by the end of last week and Will said George would if they did reach 800k

[@clone9159]

Yeah

[@barbiebtch5894]

He said on twitter that Will lied. Lmao.

[@char1211]

EXACTLY

[@milkyyyyway]

@@barbiebtch5894 Will is a dirty lil liar giving us false hope😔✊

[@noahclary14]

@barbieb!tch sorry I didn’t know that, my bad

[@thesoggytaco]

The fact that will is just trying to give away personal information about the others like it's nothing is so funny to me

[@maxholland6045]

“That’s the Lenny of dinosaurs” every one who did year 9 English felt that :(

[@Aaaa-me8wj]

Year 8 English for me. But it was truly devastating

[@nabzz7026]

When you read it in year 6 so you literally felt unfazed

[@sam_4481]

@@nabzz7026 bruh what kinda school teaches that in year 6? that's a yikes from me, boys

[@nabzz7026]

@@sam_4481 i wasnt taught it a read it myself

[@tiarnan5739]

I’m in year 7 what is it

[@lisaconti9999]

No one: Not a single soul: Alex: HA!

[@thetopcomment4101]

Cards against humanity is literally the worst and best game ever

[@heystobit2160]

.

[@J4M1FY]

6:39 *I have NEVER heard Will laugh so hard in my life.*

[@mllyb3272]

James:I think I’m gonna have to go for child poverty Will:NO alex:YESSSSSS

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

HA

[@Sethlongley]

Everyone: ha Alex: HA

[@cindyhuang2030]

"Welcome back to the Eboys channel, today we are joined by the... Eboys!" *Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor*

[@jerryjjenson5379]

When you’re having beans for dinner. 11:32

[@aalysha8001]

tb to kay’s cooking

[@daybreak4288]

Alex HAAA compilation 1:39 2:04 2:17 2:25 2:34 3:29 4:49 5:21 5:36 6:47 9:07 10:10 10:12 11:50 You’re welcome

[@tomgleave326]

When you’re so early all the comments start with nobody:

[@Carlos-iu8ue]

Nobody:

[@elot5326]

Sad but true

[@joeproctor2774]

To true

[@999-o3n]

Nobody: People saying nobody: nobody

[@epicrobloxgaymer69]

Nobody:

[@noo2019]

it’s so nice to see them laughing and having a good time

[@connor..]

Nobody: Alex: H A H

[@JuneLotte]

Everyone laughs normal: Alex: *Dinosaur noises*

[@ts-nk7rs]

Ffs i read the comments about Alex laughing like ”HA!” and tried to continue watching the video but it was extremely painful bc the ”HA!”s were all my brain heard and focused on :)

[@pamelam1101]

I was focused on the “HA”s before I read the comment section, it was quite an event.

[@poopman6971]

No one is commenting on George’s laugh going something like ‘hahahahAAAAAA’

[@SalmonSalmonfish]

This comment ruined it for me

[@tee2231]

one came on 👁👄👁

[@Villeful]

Never heard George so enthusiastic when James suggested they both get their £500 back for winning

[@sageleaf__]

i saw the title and immediately knew this would be a banger update - it’s a banger second update - i now have a fan base welcome everyone

[@elijahandben745]

Hell

[@val-cx6wr]

LMFAO YEAH

[@emmamorrison1171]

How could you know it's a banger if you haven't even finished the video yet- I'm not saying it isn't a banger so far but I'm just saying-

[@kirsten4715]

Halo_HaileyxX because cards against humanity is always hilarious

[@Sohamsta]

Give us another update dude

[@abbynoone9354]

james: thank you alex: thanks will: cheers george: FANK YEW FANK YEW FANK YEW

[@matstermati6467]

no-one: alex: HA! yes

[@mrp9223]

Says something remotely funny..... Alex: HA!

[@ohcrumbs5890]

That’s the Lenny of dinosaurs You thought we wouldn’t get that would you

[@aperson-er9od]

Is that referring to what I think it's referring to?

[@taramiller2933]

Elijah Foote neither haha

[@emmatodd7022]

Its about Of Mice And Men if ur still confuzzled lol

[@beefykeith48]

someone: *reads a card* alex: "H A!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣"