ed’s love language being physical touch for 2 minutes | OFMD

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[@ari8417]

I knew the stabbing would count as affection in this one, he knew what he was doing

[@neuralmute]

It was a very affectionate stabbing!

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

Man just wanted a hug

[@BGPDCSF]

Very affectionate homoerotic stab honestly.

[@marycanary86]

"ooh noooo youve stabbed me, -its so big oh my teehee- "

[@neonice]

@@marycanary86 right to jail

[@papl20]

The "and that's the last time they see eachother" is an attack that I'm taking personally

[@blushersthegreat]

I made a very undignified noise at that and my husband came over to check on me

[@madfree101]

No really bc why would they say that???

[@rkah6187]

I don't even know what they are talking about, the season ended with them sailing off to China together, holding hands and watching the sunset!?

[@figlet6427]

I will goddamn yeet u of the cliff, I was so soft and vulnerable this entire video, and then u just went and did that, what the fuck is wrong with ppl today-💀😭

[@MurderTurtle]

The scene where he cuts off Izzy's toe would've been funny to put in here but I totally get what you're going for

[@Marialla.]

Given that he's wrenching his heart away from soft love, and throwing himself back into the grips of hideous admiration masquerading as a tortured kind of love, you're really insightful here. He touched his toe. He touched his face. He held him. He had choked him earlier. It is touch, of his first mate, who loves him (when he is Being Blackbeard).

[@MurderTurtle]

@@Marialla. Technically you're correct but I'm very much rejecting it/lh

[@neuralmute]

@@Marialla. I mean, you've got a really great point. Izzy's the world's biggest closet case over his Captain, and nothing can convince me otherwise! But the weird little shit doesn't love Ed, he just has a mad, masochistic crush on Blackbeard. Izzy could really use some therapy.

[@alexarias5717]

That's not out of love though! It's well, a harsh lesson... That Izzy happens to be totally into 😅

[@Marialla.]

@@alexarias5717 it's not love, but it is heartbreak, which is the aftermath of love shattered. This is the shattered mess of lashing out when love seems broken and twisted, and pain is all you think you have left.

[@briannawarren4174]

At the dinner party, Ed flinched when someone reached for his beard. But when Steve offered (asked permission first) to get the bit out of his beard he actually leaned in.

[@demolitionwoman_OFMD]

I love that parallel so much 🥺

[@eora5142]

He leaned in SO quickly, he was definitely hoping for Stede to offer some help 🥺

[@baxterjaye3984]

@@eora5142 this man was DODGING that thing in his beard, hoping Stede would offer to get it for him

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

@@baxterjaye3984 finally someone says it 😭❤️

[@hothotheat3000]

One touch was a violation and the other was a kindness. Like he just KNEW Stede wouldn’t hurt him.

[@elliart7432]

Season 2 should definitely involve Ed learning he can be held with out getting his liver skewered first

[@itzakpoelzig330]

Let's hope!

[@theboxygenie]

His advice isn't medically accurate, right? Like you can't just brush off a stabbing because it's slightly down and to the left and avoids everything but the liver.

[@sherriroberson7105]

The liver is on the right side of the body. I know for a fact, because I still have a clip behind the liver. When my gallbladder was removed. Ed was stabbed on the left side.

[@sweetasbloodredjam]

Finally someone who aknowledges that Ed was going for a kiss in the moonlight and then stopped himself, people are usually too distracted by the besotted stares to notice.

[@user-fo4jm5wi8u]

He very much moved forward i genuinely thought it was gonna happen when k was watching it 😭😭

[@rkah6187]

Right?? All the other videos just cut away before that happens, I'm like 'are you even looking??'. I replayed that scene like ten times when watching the show. The pining!

[@JL-rt9mi]

Heck, Jenkins overtly says so. It's totally a canonical "almost kiss."

[@yoonahkang7384]

People generally have a filter that makes them unsee when two men are in live or desire each other. People alwaya assume is just friendship

[@catalepticdru]

@@yoonahkang7384 yes, I thought he was going in for a kiss too!

[@keeganbettes4224]

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THEM HOLDING HANDS AFTER THE KISS

[@TakemishiTakahashi]

We were too blinded by the actual sweetness of the kiss I think! Omg hands holding!!!!

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

That last scene though. He's just so happy. He looks like an excited puppy. And then

[@h0n3ymilk]

And then they sail away with different names and live happily ever after in China 😁

[@kangaroo9816]

I’d be more sympathetic if Ed actually went to look for Stede. The idiot could’ve tripped and knocked himself unconscious for all that Ed knew. 😔

[@El-de6nj]

@@kangaroo9816 to be fair i think he emotionally tripped and fell unconscious.

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

@@kangaroo9816 I sympathize with Ed because I doubt he's ever let himself be that vulnerable before and just goes with his first thought...that Stede decided he didn't want him. But yeah, he could have at least had a look about to make sure nothing bad happened. Stede could have very much ended up dead, ad he'd have been going on thinking the worst of him.

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

@@El-de6nj good description

[@trashkek9825]

I just love at 0:28 he couldn't stop himself from touching stede and just gave him a bro pat instead lmao

[@weirdoperson198]

The good ol' classic "No-homo-bro-tap". Commonly done before they eventually kiss

[@-_leslielopez_-1619]

@@weirdoperson198 God, thinking back on it, Destiel is literally the embodiment of "bro taps"

[@JL-rt9mi]

Yeah, there is a LOT of sexually charged backslapping and glass-clinking along the way. A lot. I blush when I see people clink glasses in real life now.

[@llllll1897]

​@@-_leslielopez_-1619 This comment is illegal. I'm still not over Destielgate

[@x-astrixia-x9164]

tears are streaming down my face because of two emotionally constipated middle aged men

[@concavacatbc]

"emotionally constipated" is a term i never knew I needed to hear lmao

[@akuloart]

You're crying in a club, I'm crying in a club. We're all crying, these two are too precious for my heart ❤️

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

The foot nudge is just so sweet 🥺💗 ... and then Stede sort of covers his boot with his foot, too. And that, my friends, is where I perished.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Crying in the cabin

[@hopelesswanderer682]

I love this so much, but I actually died at “bro he’s practically trying to get in his lap” 😂😂

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

He really did look like that was the goal. Lol.

[@heresakissmuah]

Stede👏let👏Ed👏sit👏on👏your👏lap

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

@@heresakissmuah start a petition!

[@Macachee]

Well he was. Lol

[@jac8313]

If we are all gonna cry in the club can we cry at the Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill and Other Delicacies and Delights and Fishing Equipment? I feel like they’ll have a menu just right for this crowd.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

Don't forget the gift shop!

[@ngvot]

also ed touching stede's exquisite cashmere to his face and wearing his robe :)

[@nostalgiadearte]

When Blackbeard leans his head to Stede in the bathtub... I'm crying 😭

[@unfriendlyghost]

I know!!! Like, yes, the moon scene and the kiss are amazing, but the bathtub scene is my favorite!!!! It's such a vulnerable moment and I'm going to go sob now bye 😭

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I actually squeaked.

[@danielasosa4964]

Saw someone say that stede makes a little noise when ed kisses him (1:37) and i think yall would apreciate that piece of info

[@_EchoSilverWolf_]

He does. It's just a tiny little 'mmph'.

[@h0n3ymilk]

Thank you for your service 🕊

[@dumblebee9167]

i literally just noticed that and came to the comments to see if anyone else did. crying tbh

[@ellaisplotting]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@househoney]

Doing the Lord’s work, you are.

[@ethalinia]

The way Ed turns to protect Stede in the 'put the blindfold back on' scene might be my favourite moment in the entire show. He doesn't even realize that he's doing it, it's just a natural instinct. I am living for the pace of this romance! Even the kiss is not rushed, they're not trying to get each other's clothes off, but so in the moment

[@deathredacted5756]

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ADD THAT LAST LINE, JUST TO TEAR MY HEART OUT AGAIN? (yes I may have just finished the show like five minutes ago leave me alone.)

[@finchythepirate]

I had the EXACT SAME reaction at the end, after being like "aaaw" during the wole video, that last line HURTS

[@brookedonner8685]

This took my breath away. Such a casual touch, full of excitement not knowing what was to come 😭😭

[@topghostwatcher1961]

i know right, i've been squeaking for 10min now😭

[@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109]

LMAOO meee, my brain is rotting 🫠

[@l.g.2888]

@@brookedonner8685 You gotta wonder...did he replay that moment, waiting all alone all night on the dock? Did he wish he'd let his hand linger? Maybe leaned in for another kiss?

[@BigFanOfManyThings]

When a guy will get you to stab him through just to have you close. That’s love, b**ch 🙏🏻

[@owent.2306]

I watched this show a little later than everyone but I finished it last night and I literally cannot think about anything else

[@annajoy1349]

I love that you included the ones he initiates, bc people whose love language is touch also give it BECAUSE they need it, too

[@stoneycas]

"aw what a sweet vid-" *and thats the last time they see each other* "...oh"

[@pushpush246]

This show revived my stomach butterflies .I want a relationship like this T.T.

[@thescarvedinsect]

*Ed is in desperate need of hugs and therapy.*

[@hannahgoodman8677]

This video didn’t need to end like that.

[@tybronx2446]

Your honor I want what they have

[@aisling8036]

This compilation needs a lot more attention! I love them both so much! And I may have just realised that touch is my love language too 😅

[@leigh5745]

The "You make Stede happy" just about explodes my heart every damn time I hear it 🥰

[@SuperClaire35]

I am completely and utterly obsessed with this these two, I can't get enough. I need closure though.

[@veritypurdy9945]

the fact that's he's a-ok being stabbed because I means he gets to hugged Stede

[@Laura-vs6bk]

I didn't notice the little toe touch when they're tied up on deck, and now I too am crying in the club 😭

[@james_7718]

and this is why I find Ed highly relatable lmao 😂

[@microwavedsalad8308]

The last sentence like nooo plss bring em back togetver😭😭😭

[@nikkei7255]

Ed wanted to hit it, respectfully.

[@anna-sleeps]

Also I guess Ed’s love for fine fabrics and him bringing the rather exquisite cashmere to touch his cheek in ep4 also have to do with his love language being touch, I’m obsessed

[@marycanary86]

0:13 stede is still half fucking dead and eds got his fucking smolder face on like ,:D

[@andirogynous5406]

Hey bestie, can you belovedly not with that last bit how dare 😭

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

This is really good attention to detail, well noticed

[@kassst23]

HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THE HELD HANDS AFTER THE KISS😭😭😭

[@rckstxr2k]

0:50 WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAV THE WAY HE LEAND HIS HEAD INTO STEDES HAND😭😭😭😭

[@cannicole]

I CANT WAIT FOR SEASON TWO AND IT BETTER NOT END IN HEARTBREAK ISTFG

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

The historical record is not kind in that regard, I'm afraid. Sorry, man.

[@JL-rt9mi]

@@mysterylovescompany2657 THey're not doing the historical record; they're doing Golden Age romance w/comedy. And these two are going to be matelots sailing off into bliss after one last grand fuckery to end all fuckeries.

[@user-mj9jo9gn6u]

im literally crying screaming throwing up at this after s2…

[@lillianb8762]

Basically a hug? The stabbing? ROFL! I give you the rest, but that one cracks me up! (Of course, then you included that last scene and now I'm crying...)

[@neveyjcammans808]

i can completely relate to ed in this but guys HOW is NO-ONE even talking about the little content hum/noise stede makes in the kiss at 1:37 like 😭😭gets me everytime-

[@demolitionwoman_OFMD]

this is so good and true and your lil commentary is PERFECT

[@sleepyandwitchy9642]

Thank you!!

[@animanya394]

They said we couldn’t hold hands together so we held legs instead☺️😏😈

[@haleo4402]

i am in shambles because of the last line

[@frances9975]

"And that the last time they see each other" don't say that don't say things like that

[@divineasscheeks1245]

“You make Stede happy “ ohmygodohmygod I can’t im too gay for this oh god its so damn CUTE

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

Not that last line, gah 💔😭

[@BoldlyGoing]

Yes, thank you for this food. It is perfection.

[@SimplyTired7331]

Damn it now I gotta go rewatch all of it and have a mental breakdown by the end again :3

[@madfree101]

This is exactly the kind of content I come to KZbin for.

[@Pirogok01]

I NEVER NOTICED THE HALF OF THESE MOMENTS BEFORE OMGGG Great vid ❤️❤️❤️

[@ChiWillett]

how did i not notice tHE FOOT TOUCH

[@amandamartin8982]

the boot, how did i miss the boot omg i'm crying :(

[@ellaisplotting]

This is everything 😭😭😭😭 all the little touches KILL ME AGGGH

[@arosebyanyothername3995]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNNECESSARY

[@mayapanchal1257]

Im glad someone finally used the bathtub lean on hand scene 💕💞💖💗 Cause it was so sweet !! The bathtub lean on hand and little foot touch are my favorites !!!

[@C0SM1CPR1NC3]

NO WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT AT THE END I MADE SUCH A PAINED NOISE

[@veggie8942]

THAT ENDING WAS UNCALLED FOR

[@AcommonNerd]

The frickin "we can get away, start over, reset" is making me tremble in my boots bcs GO S2 flashbacks

[@punk-pangolins]

0:41 "theyre basically hugging" GIRL HE GOT STABBED WTH

[@grub1127]

Don't end it like that nooo 😭

[@patatax2647]

Every time i see the Kiss scene i wanna cry

[@m.w.8568]

ive been *waiting* for this sort of compilation !!!

[@cyndymyers8916]

And stedes is words of encouragement

[@jazysper7876]

that HURT

[@hafrensbz9046]

0:32 I read or heard (? somewhere in an interview that they did in fact were improvising some touching and stuff with and without cameras to make the scene more hinting to their love so yes, it is cut but they did touch each other (sorry about my EN not first language)

[@ttarotkidd]

"and thats the last time they see each other" 😭😭😭

[@karapainsmith8847]

Ah☺️ what a nice video you have he- *sees the last line* Why💀

[@matildakristensen541]

1:14 I NEVER NOTICED THE LEG TOUCH WHAT THE HELL. I'M REWATCHING THAT SCENE ON MY OWN RIGHT NOW. This is why I watch compilations even tho I've seen all of the show many times, thank you.

[@spookyspice596]

1:18 Holy shit, I totally missed the foot thing!

[@erikavanegaseguizabal6739]

1:17 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE ED SO PRECIOUS

[@poloasassinducky]

I keep on watching this video it's just... So good. ♥️

[@Iris_echos]

ALSO WHEN ED PULLS AWAY FROM THE KISS HE KINDA BRUSHES THEIR NOSES TOGETHER I AM UNWELL

[@irinademirgian319]

NOT THE END SCENE NO YOU DIDNT

[@Plantistic]

I don’t know what to do with myself before the next series 🥺 I’m so invested in these guys, they are so sweet together AAA ❤️

[@thenoellewaren]

You didn't have to point that out at the end 🙄 RUDE! 😭

[@0518_sunbeam]

THE LAST SCENE URJOKIGNGNGJGJ I NEED THEM BACK

[@emilygracey]

"That's the last time they see each other." Well, I'm afraid I need financial compensation for my therapy bills now. That and for the mountain of ice cream I'm going to emotionally eat now.

[@meel97gaara96]

I love watching these videos while I wait for season 2. The las clip will hurt till then

[@user-og8fr7dg3j]

And here I am, rewatching all ofmd videos after newest episodes of season 2. God, I've missed them for so long. 😢❤

[@mariie5289]

I NEED MORE

[@laulau3641]

1:20 no wayyyyy 😭❤️‍🔥

[@Hecateofcrossroads]

All I’m saying is if we got jack we should have gotten Mary and Anne

[@anarita8708]

I in love with this video and i gotta protect him.💘

[@victoriaroberts4287]

Love this. ❤❤❤❤

[@pastthepointofnoreturn6412]

I never even noticed the foot tap while they were being captured by the British, brb gonna go cry over them again

[@gm7374]

WE WERE ALL CRYING THE CLUB FR Im so glad someone else noticed this. V wholesome ❤

[@sleepygolderly2075]

I'm cyring!!!!!!!! This is so beautiful!!!!🤍

[@ennovy1712]

the feet! so cute 😍

[@fatinsabrina]

he’s just like me fr

[@alittlebittles2757]

I never realized that would be my last time seeing them together 😭. Fuuuuuuhhhh

[@jungtothehuimang]

Truly admire OFMD for leaning into the homosensuality of one man stabbing another man with a sword. Love that for me.

[@TheCrimsonPope]

Yes, YES, YESSSSSS

[@ayannadivineempathpsychict9838]

I realize how little I touch other people by watching this 😂

[@aliaabdul-jalil276]

😢in the club 😂😂😂

[@saraprice5555]

Love this, also what do you all think Stede's love language is?

[@weirdyyy006]

compliments ^^ And killing everyone who was mean to Ed with passive aggressiveness

[@ooberwench]

Acts of service and spending time (the tea!, the passive aggressiveness! the treasure hunt!)

[@mystery1317]

Words of affirmation, imo. Which, if you pay attention, Ed does give him so really, they’re just perfect for each other!

[@alessiacristi1608]

i just know this is taika’s. i just -know- it.