Eddie Griffin On Christians, Muslims, Bible, Jesus and Religion

[@juanjuancho179]

"who gives a fuck who the messenger is, did you get the message" I found him by chance, and he is awesome

[@luvlibabygirl]

You don't know who Eddie Griffin is

[@ronaldograneau4447]

Man I remember this when I was in high school legendary

[@khairiaris]

Muslims believe both Jesus and Muhammad were Messengers tho...

[@Tazzypoo821]

❤my favorite line

[@asafteimarius914]

😂

[@asakhakhiratshibvumo7608]

“You telling me 50cent colder than Jesus??”😂

[@shahrulshahrul5929]

Lol

[@samuelmwaipopo1302]

😂😂

[@angelacevedo3696]

@@shahrulshahrul5929 😅😅😅

[@donaldadams4633]

I have seen, heard and touched 50, that's cold

[@Sciptopia]

I'm your 666th like

[@FreddyG687]

Eddie Griffin is way funnier then Kevin Hart! Tell me I’m lying

[@allenblythe1978]

You lying... your name ain't Freddy Granados

[@Mannydarealhuncho]

Right 💯

[@Mannydarealhuncho]

Kevin never been funny Fr Fr 💯

[@minhdo3482]

Ure lying... he's way way way funnier than kevin hart

[@johnnypurpsmoker132]

Facts

[@shadowrealm221]

Kane and Abel got married. To who! 😂😂 I was on the floor in tears 😂😂

[@JohnH20111]

To WHO?!?!?!!! where’d these mystery bitches come from ?!?!?!

[@sircryptonator9981]

eddie is slept on... he ranks up there with pryor, murphy and chappelle... and in standup, eddie may be the best. if you have not seen him live, go see him.

[@izzylandyt]

and he doesn't use the same joke over and over again

[@diinomaaxi]

Facts I agree with u 100%

[@snelgrave101]

George carlin then Richard pryor are the best stand up's EVER in that order.

[@pollypockets508]

@@snelgrave101 But who is 3rd?

[@snelgrave101]

@@pollypockets508 My personal choice would be Lee Evans.

[@TheOne-yq6qk]

This is meant to be a comedy but this is actually logical thinking/ borderline philosophy.

[@ZombieInc661]

Eddie has that sweet sauce, like chappell, kevin hart or chris rock, i wonder why he hasnt caught his big break yet

[@TheOne-yq6qk]

@@ZombieInc661 Chappell comes off as a very intelligent guy, most comedians are deep thinkers and very intelligent I figured out, because if you think about it, it is hard to make strangers laugh especially someone as grumpy as me or my ex, this is a skill not to be taken lightly.

[@Fame_Rate]

comedy is a method to bring truth. but truth hurts and can be seen as hate (especially today). never saw a good comedyshow that hasnt truth in it.

[@ZombieInc661]

@@TheOne-yq6qk Yes, they are all free thinker and intelligence comes as a job qualification, i was referring to a sauce that is special to every individual, these people including eddie, imo are charismatic to the masses, eddies voice and animations and construction of jokes is up there, we should have seen more from him

[@TheOne-yq6qk]

@@ZombieInc661 Yh, I agree, very under rated.

[@pimpinaintdeadho]

Eddie Griffin was fuckin genius back in the early 2000's

[@dannycorneanu1370]

Hes one of the smartest comedian ever along Dave chappelle and pryor!

[@johnpitsi2984]

Eddy & Katt Always hold an insane message throughout their comedies

[@dadli1ikz]

Amen!

[@lungiledoll]

"did you get message?" - that line right there

[@ibrahemal-malky7382]

It’s more like Christian’s think Jesus is god and Muslim think he’s a messenger

[@DonaldGoodman-m6n]

Yes I did

[@noseefood1943]

"did you get the message?"

[@henny_23]

Yup I dooooo

[@mohsins.3851]

The whole idea of Islam, it's that all the previous Messages are no longer accessible in their original form. Moses message and Jesus message were fundamentally the same, submit your will to god. The Torah got corrupted by the people therefore a new message had to be send. This can be seen in the Bible of Matthew 15:24 “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” Fundamentally Jesus was sent to the jews. The proof of jesus message was the same message of Moses, in book of matthew 5:17 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them." The message was the same message of Moses, Worship one God. but after jesus left earth, people claimed he was a god, yes divinity of Jesus was a Late Invention of the Council of Nicea. The original form of jesus religion that dictates submit your will to God the one and Only God was no longer accessible , therefore another messenger had to come to correct the corruption from the land. The last messenger is Mohammed. In islam, if you didn't hear of the new message, on the day of judgment you will be judged on how good of a christian you were, but since you heard about Islam you no longer have a argument that you didn't receive the message. Read about islam, and learn about it, and discuss any point you don't understand in the Quran with any islamic center available near you.

[@lesterkraft660]

Mohsin Saeed Read John 3:16 , Jesus is the son of god, the Quran mentions the gospel and the gospel undoubtedly expresses Jesus divinity and fulfillment of the law meaning he is the messiah. Islam explicitly states he didn’t die on the cross and is the only “historical text” that states this. Islam is from satan. I hope you learn the truth. “No one can come to the father, except through me” - Jesus Christ

[@kodgloreglore5640]

@@lesterkraft660 Your statement is detrimental my friend.. Jesus ( Isa Bin maryaam) never utter such divinity as a son of god or The supreme Lord of the worlds ( Allah azzawajal ) having any offsprings... your own book that you're claiming will even tell you that Jesus ( Isa Bin Maryaam) is a noble prophet not the son of god nor a god-man, The creation is not like the creator. Matthew 26:39- "And he went a little further and fell on his face, praying" From adam to nabi muhammad (s.a.w) all of them are Muslim. Understand what a muslim means. I hope YOU learn the truth. Blessings

[@mohsins.3851]

@@lesterkraft660The Devil can't oppose himself, as you can see In Luke 11:18 "If Satan also be divided against himself, how shall his kingdom stand?" The Quran contains many verses to stay away from the devil and worship the only God, God of jesus and all the prophets.

[@abramruelas5176]

Every one getting upset, God gave us a sense of humor. So go cry in a corner. Eddie Griffin is the BEST

[@seedofisrael1356]

Abram Ruelas Jesus is the white boy so he’s good😂😂😂😂

[@fdnychaser469]

That doesn't mean we talk about god

[@jobdoneright5934]

@@fdnychaser469 oh shut the hell up!

[@JanetStarChild]

@@missuncongenial1843 Exactly. All gods are fictitious bullshit. There ain't no bogeyman in the clouds lookin' down watchin' us masturbate and judgin' us.

[@beldenshattah5246]

God gave us a sense of humor to use it wisely not to mock him u know He is a supreme being so a little respect for him wouldnt matter

[@joestar6194]

The importance of this video can never be understated. Profound knowledge in the guise of comedy.

[@filthymcnastyazz]

Real comedy is subversive

[@tammyhaas9304]

Wow what an amazing way to get the message out , very true indeed!!

[@ciaran6309]

Profound statement in guise of philosophy

[@joestar6194]

@@ciaran6309 Haters gonna hate

[@0Madcatlady]

Knowledge???? This is an extremely shallow skim of some of the more well known events of Scripture, skewed by deliberate misunderstanding.

[@ogluos7850]

His smile remids me of Tupac's smile

[@ieazbykid9415]

On God...💯💯💯💯

[@eyethumdiza6106]

So true

[@dessinanimeecongolais3993]

They could be long distant cousins without knowing it...he should do some ancestry dna test to see if he's related to the Shakur family. 😊

[@Heathen_420]

wow big facts

[@badgalkia10]

Whoever wrote this is not black. Other races always take the compliments over board.

[@Sum1sMom]

"mystery bitches"

[@johnclark4706]

Candace Jones lol hilarious

[@johnclark4706]

Hilarious

[@luckyhazard156]

Wonder if there was a NA adam and eve or an european one 😂

[@turkeymanmcgee8231]

Where did these mystery bitches come from 😂

[@smash507]

Mary is the mystery bitch, she was still a Virgin FFS

[@deonta1k295]

“It’s written in your essence”

[@Fitricson]

Deonta1k if it were written in the essence, a lot of people would not eat pork ;)

[@genie121]

Eric Bay Yeah but can’t resist a good old bacon sandwich, not gonna lie. Lol

[@Fitricson]

genie121 yes, I had the same struggles. But I overcame it. All the diseases related to pork aren’t worth it.

[@ShukakuTheCrazy1]

I still have no idea what written in your essence means

[@-KillaWatt-]

@@ShukakuTheCrazy1 it's in your blood. Your DNA. What makes you, you. Everything about you is written in that code.

[@gizmodude6250]

Him , Dave Chappelle and George Carlin all tell it like it is and are funny as hell at the same time

[@southernguru1455]

Eddie ain't for everybody alot of ppl get upset at his comedy, but to me this is comedy and knowledge at the same time its gold

[@princessbeexxxx]

It aint rocket science or anything to be deciphered. No matter what race, religion or gender, we all can agree that if you don't mess with me, then I wont mess with you. And if you do provoke someone or something, you should know that there will be retaliation. Can't do wrong and not expect some kind of consequence. If not soon, later.

[@angelsamspence3508]

Yesssssssssssss

[@yagradio8655]

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

[@rogerhall7721]

Laughter is good medicine for the Soul. Thanks Eddie

[@s.lemonaideforall]

YES THE BEST MEDICINE

[@ricardobjj24]

I heard this on Comedy Central when I was in middle school and I never went to church after. That's how much I felt what Eddie said like yeah he's telling the truth. I'm still just as happy

[@morpheuspimp863]

This set was very funny but as believers of Christ everything he said was taking way out of context. I can sit back and laugh at it from a comical stand point but know the truth at the same time.

[@shaqyardie8105]

@@morpheuspimp863 What truth? And what context is needed for Exodus 21:20 where it says you can own and beat slaves so long as they don't die within a couple of days? Where is the truth in a virgin gave birth and that baby would grow up to walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine, die and come back to life?

[@pollypockets508]

@@morpheuspimp863 oook.

[@pollypockets508]

@@shaqyardie8105 They rarely reply to that one

[@morpheuspimp863]

@@shaqyardie8105 Did you read the entire chapter or just pick that particular verse?

[@ayoubzougari2761]

Am a Muslim and I love Eddie griffin man he's just too funny, salut from Algeria

[@myriam8947]

@@zbeubbzbeubb9742 nrml ,wech mazelna f yemet l fis hhhhh

[@charlotterobinson6598]

🤣🙄

[@ayoubzougari2761]

Gui ft h TD F hl j hl k ياخو ميسبش عبالو واش كاين إيدي غريفن يعرف واش رآه يدير

@@ayoubzougari2761 nice bomb plans

[@ayoubzougari2761]

Selçuk Üzüm thanks broo hhhhhh

[@ChemoshKamos]

"Fuck the messenger, did you get the message?" actual chills, holy shit that was clever!

[@khaledal-sakkaf5613]

Not clever at all.. without KZbin you won't be able to watch this video, And without the masenger you won't be able to know god and what god wants from you. Im sure that Eddie knew about it, he made a joke and you guys are taking it as a fact.

[@D3xterJettster]

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 clearly you didn't get the joke or the message

[@samlsd9711]

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 He's right, the messenger aside, did you get the message?

[@se7enshakur462]

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 it doesn’t matter WHO the messenger is.. all that matters is did you receive the message that was suppose to be received.

[@lenkaasia3476]

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 True, but idolizing the messenger without fully understand the message they tried us to receive is not right either. I'm just pin pointing the meaning from that line.

[@zerokool-2058]

“That’s why they invented the shower,just to get him wet” 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@McMwalshy]

Best joke

[@eldarr0uge482]

thx man, non native speaker here, trying to learn English and understand his thick accent and I couldn't get that line no matter how many times I rewinded !!!

[@D1987Gd]

WORDZ 😎

[@Turtlepower518]

He and George Carlin told/tell it like it is. Factual, hard-hitting educational comedy.

[@edgarvalencia9639]

" ..and don't be walking on your water" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@thesavage064]

I Lost It Bro😂😂

[@nicoestelle9397]

Brother is real. Did you get the message? 👍

[@nicholiwhite6251]

George Carlin and Eddie Griffin are more than comedians. They’re philosophers

[@Strollingwithmusic]

You damn right they are,brother..

[@ellieaquitaine6396]

I enjoy comedians who don't use profanity to get laughs. A philosopher? lol. I'll have to take your word on that.

[@Strollingwithmusic]

@@ellieaquitaine6396 name a few who don't use profanity please

[@ellieaquitaine6396]

@@Strollingwithmusic I don't look for comedians on KZbin although I just watched Liam Neeson doing a skit with Ricky Gervais which was hilarious and someone posted a link that brought me here. I adore Jimeoin who you probably have never heard of and there are others who's names escape me right now. Not a favourite but Seinfeld made a fortune being funny without smut. Clever comedy.

[@punanny123]

Dont forget Patrice O'Neil and Chris Rock too.

[@jekclassicalflamenco4985]

"did you get message?" - gave me chills and almost made me cry...

[@unumkumunu7621]

50 cents 9 bullets and still living

[@hdnttl8679]

It's not the nails that kill you during crucifixion, it's SUFFOCATION. This torture method was invented by the Persians and perfected by the Roman empire.

[@christophercover5212]

@@hdnttl8679 however, Jesus is said to have raised the dead.

[@lancelance1513]

@@christophercover5212 he ressurected him self after 3 days. Lets see 50 cent do that.

[@hdnttl8679]

@@christophercover5212 His ultimate goal was not to perform miracles, it was to take the penalty of all sin and crucify it to the cross.

[@midnightvelvet8077]

hdnttl really? If Jesus died for the sins of the world , how come we have to stand during the day of judgment?

[@bigtexas7580]

*Eddie Griffin is Kansas City's finest. My cousin went to school with Eddie and he's always been the funniest dude around.*

[@theokingshango]

dude your dude is the funniest anywhere

[@bucharest50044]

Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. A lot of people need to pay more attention to that line.

[@MrPizza063]

in other words don't fuck with me and i won't fuck with you .. so true ha lol

[@joejitsu034]

Golden rule of life mate.

[@missionpupa]

Its called the Golden Rule, most people know this.

[@merlinious01]

The "golden rule" is a good place to start, but has limitations. For example: i want to have sex with X. I would like X to have sex with me. Therefore it follows the golden rule to have sex with X regardless of their opinion as I am treating them as I would want to be treated. There is a school of moral philosophy, might be Kant, where you have to find the most basic form of an action. If you cannot wish that that action be a universal rule, then it is unethical. To use the above example, they would have to refine "have sex with X regardless" to "have sex with anyone regardless". If you made this a universal rule, then everyone would be able to ethically rape anyone. If you do not want that, then your action cannot be ethically justified. This only kicks the problem further down the road though. Sad thing is that moral philosophy and ethics don't have an answer to "what is right, and what is wrong?"

[@mmacias327]

One that is forgotten alot.

[@jamminlyricist9808]

Addressing serious issues with this amount of comic relief is awesome . That’s what I love about him so educating.

[@bobesansom3786]

Nahhh he wouldnt want me too do that 😂😂😂😂

[@sharondahunter9182]

You think that's bad it's a religion called Jainism where they starve themselves to death as a sacrifice.

[@TecDLogic]

Samarth Srivastava that’s what I always wondered, I am not trying to be offensive, but some Christians don’t have the logic, they call Muslims pigs when they clearly know,pigs is forbidden, why would someone eat an animal that’s eating trash, that’s one of the reasons why it’s forbidden in Islam

[@faycalassaad6066]

@@TecDLogic Actually the main reason is health related.

[@gabrielkantu413]

😂😊😊😊🤔

[@cidneyoliver4706]

She got some pretty ass eyes, but what about the titties and coochie tho?? Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you PERIOD 💅👊👏👑💪💍💯

[@kusuma.kusuma]

I'm a muslim..and I not only found this insanely funny but surpisingly profound. Eddie is way underrated man.

[@user-Rayyan123]

yes, im a muslim and i find this funny aswell, i don't know why people take comedians so srsly?

[@northkorean7435]

@@user-Rayyan123 I'm a Muslim and I find the jokes about Jesus way too disrespectful. American people or lot of them are very vulgar and disrespectful.

[@sergioabdurrahmane7342]

@@northkorean7435 YES, SURE

[@janedoe-yf4dm]

Same. This is blasphemous, god didn’t write the Quran? All wars because of religion? Ignorance..

[@phoenixTG0]

@@northkorean7435 americans don't even respect their mother and father leaving them in nursing home ... Its in their blood....what do you expect from them....

[@marcelatalmazan4271]

That's why he invented showers....lmao

[@Tony11442]

You're pretty

[@rolandomota7281]

AY MARCELAAA

[@thegreatpriest8784]

Wow ur gorgeous

[@RyanWBassist1990]

First time I heard that I was crying 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️

[@iamcanatsomething5288]

It was someone invent it not jesus he ded before the person invent it

[@KS-sl4ji]

He’s quite intelligent and introspective. As a Muslim I know what he said about Islam isn’t accurate, but he is quite intelligent and insightful.

[@everythingiseverything777]

Same, I’m a Christian and rolled me eyes at a few things he said. Nevertheless, there were some amazing jokes in this clip. You can’t ignore the genius

[@AlIskanderZhao]

Well, he said morals are written in our essence. This is true from an Islamic perpective. He said Jesus didn't die on the cross...

[@KS-sl4ji]

@@AlIskanderZhao that’s true actually

[@DavidCarter-ib3vw]

Please tell me about Islam. I think Islam overall is a sweet special religion, but there has been so much discussion about Sharia with the killing apostates, cutting off heads, cutting out female genitalia, etc,

[@LovingSharks]

@@DavidCarter-ib3vw Well, you‘ll have to learn about the sunni Islam. ,,Muhammed Hijab“ - watch his videos. Pretty academic and insightful.

[@dredre49]

10 times funnier than Hart. Eddie dares to question religion. Love this guy

[@elijahroderick1305]

Stop comparing that both are good no is better each other

[@69GUNOT]

I was questioning religion before I started middle school. Why is a grown man questioning religion seen as so profound?

[@rikkidgermano9640]

Different kind of comedy! I would never compare Dave or Bill Burr to Gary Owen or Kevin Hart because their approach is different. Enjoy what you like but don't talk down others.

[@maverick6775]

@@69GUNOT cancel culture is spreading like a virus

[@proculusjulius7035]

@CALEB ALVAREZ depends on where you are. In most places, questioning it carries the death penalty, courtesy of the religion's god. So yeah, for some people, it is daring.

[@RicoTorreze]

Eddie Griffin is cold! One of the best stand-up comedians ever!!

[@Haterheartbreaker2x]

This is why he is the Greatest stand up comedian of all time!

[@tuljan4419]

Katt Williams

[@sambeezy007]

George Carlin. If yall like Eddie, George will drive the point closer to home. And then some (relating to religion and government)

[@elvergontemeto714]

Katt williams is much better and natural than him

[@Nathanhodgeon13]

Cause he states a few obviouses lol

[@samuelclemons-d7p]

Dave chapele there is no contest

[@welldweller22]

His comedy is for everyday folks. What a witty sense and all. He is one of our latter day, great artist comedians

[@C.J.80]

Finally, Eddie cracked the mystery of Religion!!! Much love and wishes from Bangalore, India 🇮🇳

[@d1want34]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@yagradio8655]

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

[@semdavidanger]

Oh,. My,.

[@debarghabiswas6858]

Category: EDUCATION

[@emperorstarscream8311]

Very Logical

[@TheOne-yq6qk]

100%

[@lucentshadow]

This *is* education.

[@sanefran6482]

Muthafukin Education

[@thanasgoga7127]

This is telling the truth which belivers dont like

[@cocomousse]

"Whistle with a hole in the hand."😂😂

[@imbrad4449]

Whats that mean?

[@deserteagle6776]

All that and still had no balls to make fun of Muhammad. ☝️

[@dhegadheer2600]

@@deserteagle6776 but jesus is our prophet too they r both same to us muslims

[@Çerūlean9007]

I have an amazing story. One day I was driving home and I felt the presence of the Lord, come down to me from above. It was as real as anything and I felt so comfortable with Him. I knew if I asked Him to play a song on the radio, He would. So I said "Ok Lord, play Come as you are..." I didn't know what station it was on or anything, but I turned the radio on and the song started playing right on the spot, perfectly... I started getting flooded with chills inside, trembling, and crying tears of joy. When I got home, He stayed with me for 10 minutes till I got out of the car. I've been getting amazing prayers answered for around 6 years since, because that experience made me stop doubting when I pray, and I follow Biblical instructions, best I can.

[@sane4553]

Shut up fool

[@ijouba]

he is spitting facts

[@jamessherfieldiii1502]

True

[@denno3124]

Not true. Christians do not see Jesus as merely a messenger. Islam and Christianity do not have the same message. Wars are often over geopolitical non religious reasons. And God being written in our essence makes no sense seeing as how not one of us on here will have the same convictions of good and evil or innate human conscience. Eddie is a great comedian but his Christian doctrine was way off.

[@philc5499]

@@denno3124 Brother, Griffin will preach against Christianity because he is of this world. Christ is not.

[@philc5499]

@kwido 5:37 Just because Griffin wouldn't die for Christ doesn't mean there weren't countless others that did. There are much more effective ways of fighting wars then kamikaze, and more honorable tactics than intentionally targeting civilians. Even though a Christian doesn't typically strap on a TNT vest, he would still jump on a grenade for his brothers.

[@bidmcms3]

Kenny random I think it’s the other way around. Powerful people wanted to expand power, and they used religion to stir up masses of people to take up arms for them.

[@heathermetz6576]

6:11 “Who gives a ! who the messenger is, Did you get the message?”

[@1foyn1]

The best

[@schrodingerskatze6192]

You must be a ! Christian

[@jamesantoine4318]

@@schrodingerskatze6192 yeah I don't think it's funny to make fun of the Lord so

[@hjt9536]

@@jamesantoine4318 Did the lord say that? Dont think so. Don't be so uptight about it

[@LamonXX]

I need a friend like this so we can understand each other

[@marcelbrown2174]

“You telling me 50 cent colder than Jesus?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@utkarshasthana3853]

Last 40 seconds are gold!

[@Keezy59]

Everything he said was GOLD....

[@danielwebster5609]

I love Eddie Griffin. He's a genius on another level.

[@explorelondon3695]

That's why they took down his Netflix Specials, he's considered dangerous by the dark stste for the New World Reset..

[@yagradio8655]

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

[@mohamedabuzaid6538]

Did you get the massage?? That's most beautiful saying you will ever hear

[@mohamedabuzaid6538]

@Mohamud Ahmed and your name too 😅😅😂

[@Jokeriper]

Came back 10years after what’s happening in the world and I laughed harder than before 😂

[@lupehill8525]

He teaches you something new each and every time. Love “Eddie Griffin”❤️❤️❤️

[@Thirdleg4sale]

Jesus......the only white guy in the middle east 2000 years ago.

[@TheHotjdog]

Cesare Borgia was a travellin man

[@danielangel8079]

well white is right. and it's true because it rhymes

[@Thirdleg4sale]

@Hawaa Sarwary no shit sherlock!

[@nilfredoseverino5673]

Your hecka dumb. Jesus isn't white. He's brown skin like the rest of us. Go read history book bruh

[@Thirdleg4sale]

@@nilfredoseverino5673 lmao Go look up the definition of sarcasm smartass!!

[@elijahmcelroy]

That shower and hole in the hand line was crazy 😂😂😂

[@majinnbuu44]

Eddie griffin is Highly underrated the man is a genius

[@freespirit-111]

True.

[@TheCowboysfan2010]

THEE most Underrated comic still alive 💪🏾💯

[@rooseveltaiken7718]

What's funny is all these comments have just shown how right he is about y'all

[@venomagent76]

Roosevelt Aiken Damn.. how many rocks you smoke before you took that pic?

[@andreamarquis2849]

....

[@benjamin-papa]

@@venomagent76 5 rocks of weed plz

[@benjamin-papa]

@Daniel Brown one nugget of weeds please squire

[@jaaonwei5137]

What's really funny is there's not a single Christian here upset. The difference between us and atheists is that we don't get our education from comedians. For starters his claim "religion causes all wars" is blatantly false. In fact the worst war in history, WW2, was down to the usual fight over land and empires and the atrocities committed by both the Nazis and communists were driven by racial supremacy and rabid godless secularism respectively. Stay "woke" fam.

[@SFsailingbiking]

“ His name is 50 cents.” Lol

[@salemmhamed2717]

Man even after 7 years it’s still funny 😂😂😂

[@AndrewLuC]

8 🤣

[@salemmhamed2717]

Guess what still funny

[@haimchandpuran7789]

This guy so funny had to watch this twice😂😂😂

[@d_3767]

If laughing at this means I'm going to hell... Then burn baby burn! 😂😂😂 Eddie is one of a kind....

[@waynepatton9422]

Dannice Grannell think hells basket has room for the both of us?😂

[@eddieeclark314]

thanks bro i am but not sure how i know you

[@muP8085]

God gave us a sense of humour...he will burn those who didnt laugh...😂😂

[@queenateeba4803]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@rampride55]

no hell is real, you need to repent and turn To Jesus @@queenateeba4803

[@ryanbarret5877]

Noo he wouldn't want me to do that,, he just blessed me with this new house

[@okiokic]

This never goes old.. Masterpiece👌😁♥️

[@diabolikalm]

Love Eddie Griffin, making people laugh with facts 😂👏 Some the most judgemental people I know are religious, they so religious they focus more on perfecting others then themselves. Agree 100% gods essence is within you 👌

[@thaconqueror777]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@insanejane522]

You nailed it!!!

[@pollypockets508]

@@insanejane522 I see what you did there

[@abshirartearte8734]

The fact that he can not do the same jokes to Jufs

[@abshirartearte8734]

JUDA JEWISH jokes

[@SBandy]

The last minute confirms this man is a genius. Unfortunately a lot of people will not recognise that and forget it in half an hour. Just be excellent to each other. Simple.

[@bigdaddyed4833]

And he knows His bible. We all need ta laugh more Stop taking EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY.

[@ahmosethemelanite9325]

@Big daddy-Where did Cain get his wife from In all honesty?

[@TheOne-yq6qk]

@@ahmosethemelanite9325 My 9 yrs old daughter asked me this question and I was stumped.

[@ahmosethemelanite9325]

@samuel oduro -NO..I need a clear answer from the Bible..the Bible is bullshit my friend..Even the story of Noah and all the animals in boat for 150 days-Lions,elephants etc..what did they eat?Listen bro..the Bible was copied from Afrika-kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4aac2awiJl2asU

[@dexter-jy3yk]

@@ahmosethemelanite9325 I read some of the bible and Adam and eve had 56 children and they lived to be 930 years.

[@ahmosethemelanite9325]

@@dexter-jy3yk -Give a verse in Genesis that says that ADHAM had 56 children..am waiting..

[@thegreatleo2493]

Eddie Griffin is a genius 💯👏🏿 this is one of my favourites of Eddie's stand up comedy 👊🏿

[@kaamranmohammad1584]

I'm a practicing Muslim from India and I can tell you that Eddie's pretty much correct in many things. Muslims from the Indian subcontinent are pretty much a mishmash of hypocrites. There are some really genuine good people - my apologies to them, they try to follow the original teachings without overstepping. And then we got grumpy faced ones who are not the best posterboys for Islam. They petty much make poor PR. I've got a responsibility- to sort out the truth from the socio-cultural chaff. Thank God for the well preserved Quran. Jesus is my messenger so is Muhammad - may God's grace and mercy and peace be upon them both and all before them. God bless you Eddie.

[@ruthaakamonica5602]

Kaamran Mohammad W O W it took some balls! TY

[@douglasmccrary2345]

Yeah he's right live and let live

[@kaamranmohammad1584]

Edit- it's been a year and nice to know that things travel far and wide. I saw this video again and thought that I need to make my stance clear on the early part of the video where some fun is made about the Christian faith and a little bit about the Islamic Faith. It is not acceptable to me that anyone makes fun of Jesus...so all the statements that are sacrilege and blasphemous to the personality of Christ, I consider it sacrilege and blasphemy too. The irony that comedians find in religious matters mostly if not always is because the followers lost sight of the original teachings and morals...if students and scholars of religion critically examined their practices, people like Eddie would have had less work to do! So I say I agree with the pointing out Eddie does and not with the ridicule. Love to all.

[@deathrager2404]

no disrespect, but how are you calling a child molestor your messenger? islam is not a religion. its a political counter to whatever the west puts out. lets just call it what it is. you dont need religion, thats embedded in your dna, like eddie says in this video. you dont fuckin need religion. only dumb mislead people need that. god put us all here to fight these fuckin elites. no matter your color, nationalism, culture or w.e THAT is why we re put here. religion , politics, culture and all of that distracts you from being close to god. muhammed fucked a 9 year old dude. lmao thats not a messenger from god. in fact, he abused god's name to get what his heart lusted for. sad, you need to do some awakening bro. wish you the best.

[@kaamranmohammad1584]

@@deathrager2404 What do you suggest I do?

[@longshifuabbadumaine7849]

Wow, I have enjoyed knowing this young man since he was in Lincoln middle school. I was teaching there and he was a student. Eddie has always been funny insightful, upbeat and good looking. one of the three first times I did some material at Stanford's comedy club, he was there, bright eyed and encouraging. more power to you Mr Griffin

[@yagradio8655]

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

[@yuribaka641]

Am seeing there is a period of success which has been knocking on your door for a very long period of time but you don't know how to open for it in your life. And there are dreams you have been getting at night which you forget when you wake up, some times you hear someone calling you but the voice disappears, and when your in a room alone you always have the feeling that your not alone. And some times you wake up from your sleep in the morning when your feeling tired from no where. And financially, you always gets money but it always passes through your hands without doing what's its supposed to do. And people has been turning onto your back even at the last moments. My spirits are showing me alot about you. There people blocking your luck and wants to destroy your life by sending you evil spirits♨️

[@beoverwait]

He said "You shouldn't made it so GOOOOOOOOOOD!" 😂😂😂

[@yagradio8655]

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

[@The_Samurai]

I am in a spiritual awakening, im laughing so hard because Eddie griffin is telling the truth in a hilarious way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alejandrolegra4543]

" to who?! " lmao gets me every time xD

[@MandiClement]

"...these mystery bitches come from"?

[@worthbless2478]

Eddie is genius for using comedy to educate the nation.

[@davidegiuseppe44]

he's smart and funny

[@mayhemcbs]

Eddie really is hilarious. I needed some laughter this morning. Thank you

[@yuribaka641]

Am seeing there is a period of success which has been knocking on your door for a very long period of time but you don't know how to open for it in your life. And there are dreams you have been getting at night which you forget when you wake up, some times you hear someone calling you but the voice disappears, and when your in a room alone you always have the feeling that your not alone. And some times you wake up from your sleep in the morning when your feeling tired from no where. And financially, you always gets money but it always passes through your hands without doing what's its supposed to do. And people has been turning onto your back even at the last moments. My spirits are showing me alot about you. There people blocking your luck and wants to destroy your life by sending you evil spirits♨️

[@NelsonMandela1999]

How jesus whistles has me howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mustafafarah9083]

hhhhh, He got a hole in his hand.

[@jillmiller6412]

I'm a Christian and I laughed my butt off through this whole video! I ❤️ Eddy! He's right we have to laugh at our selfies, I truly believe it's the best medicine out there.

[@mimyegrei9760]

Jill Miller same here, I am Muslim and the whole thing was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jobdoneright5934]

So you have a low IQ because you believe in the spaghetti monster okay

[@jillmiller6412]

Job Done Right wtf are you talking about??? Must have been some good s*** you where smoking!

[@jobdoneright5934]

@@jillmiller6412 proof of your God?

[@jillmiller6412]

Job Done Right my God is real! And they way I look at it if I believe and he isn't real, I have lost nothing! But if I don't and he is real I have lost EVERYTHING! May god bless and keep you!

[@muP8085]

Athiests are lovin this... and the comment section too!! 😂😂😂

[@KenyattaMaxwell]

Exactly

[@jeffrey.classicgamesjones2332]

Eddie Griffin the best hands down

[@cryospiral]

Agnostics too!

[@LyricalMentality23]

Eddie griffin believes in God not the bible

[@cryospiral]

@@LyricalMentality23 a lot of us actually have the exact same core belief. We just don't spread that around the Bible Thumpers. That's not based off of fear, just being outnumbered is enough.

[@daleenalberts5829]

I watch this video so often. Whenever I feel a bit steamless I watch this and have a tummy aching laugh. 😂😂😂

[@ilck-ym-blals7385]

Wow new fan of Eddie Griffin....I've seen him on tv from time to time but never watched his stand up ....very underrated

[@russellbeazley939]

Man I wish this guy did a few gigs in New Zealand he would go off down here hahaha

[@DoubleHeadIronEagle]

You betcha.

[@asimcharles7217]

@@DoubleHeadIronEagle LMFAO

[@tiotiwilliams8311]

Are you sure with all the fobs listening to this guy mocking there religion? they’ll hate him 😂

[@inushes555]

People complain he's wrong. But, God knew that this would happen already. Isn't said that those without sin can throw the first stone? 🤔 Everyone is throwing stones, and I'm pretty sure everyone has sin/sinned

[@commonsense31]

Well Sin is based on your perception of sin. What you see as a Sin might not be a Sin for another person

[@jobdoneright5934]

@אנדרי דייויס oh shut the hell up

[@commonsense31]

Yes אנדרי דייויס yes but God didn’t teach me that. You instinctively know that from you are born.

[@geemcgraff8281]

please he believes in jesus, it's religion that is fake. The real jesus came do away with religion. It's true Christians hate on every one and alway condemning someone hell. You know nothing about the soul.

[@geemcgraff8281]

@@commonsense31 thank you

[@BasseyOh]

"Now Jesus, go on in there and take your bath...and don't be walkin' on no water." My word, this made my day🤣

[@LuvMasalaDosa]

He's all pure wisdom ! Top 5 🔥

[@luiselias1887]

Did you get the message?

[@lavernesummers859]

Somebody call Eddie Griffin, momma, his auntie and grandmomma.

[@mkhurays9738]

The bath joke killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnnypurpsmoker132]

This damn near killed me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😂😂😂

[@Broly-ez1ei]

Some people would ridicule Eddie G and thinks he's just a straight damn thug. He's Philosopher

[@ElectroDanceCuba]

0:49 I laughed too hard at this part 😂😂😂

[@bendominish4642]

Man this guy is funny and extremely intelligent and makes sense I wish more comedians like him were around because they could do a whole comedy festival and make us all laugh till we drop and if we go to hell then stuff it I will laugh my head off till I die.

[@bestlaughs3108]

I love the way he ended with a eye opening line: Forget the messenger, DId You Get The MESSAGE?

[@deathrow6048]

They just jokes.... God probably laughing to no harm.. hands down he's funny

[@billybatts8963]

Eddie definitely the best stand up comedy

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@presidentialMike]

Eddie is ahead of his time 😂😂

[@kevinowinookumu2002]

The love I have for this nigga,😀😀😀 Always my favorite, superfan from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@boerandemo7766]

Nang'o

[@hassangingi7033]

Me too from Kenya man this nigga is the real shit!🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@kelvinmwango4510]

Thura

[@echoe4806]

@@hassangingi7033 Why would you call him a n****r? Because it sounds cool? You got to learn some history.Especially because you are from Africa.Your ancestors suffered a lot and out of respect you should never use that word.By the way…I am a white person.

[@hassangingi7033]

@@echoe4806 my ancestors were not part of the trans Atlantic trade...see iam Kenyan from the north which consist of ethnic Somalis and borana people who hail from Ethiopia...its not a demeaning word like you white people want make it...African Americans use it frequently to make the words deragotary effect become irrelevant!!

[@hassancampbell952]

0:47 bruh had me dead🤣🤣

[@bigislander72]

3:10 I like how no one got the Jesus whistle joke till he explained it and then they all were rolling!

[@yusufjohnson9600]

That Muslim joke bout the wife’s face isn’t true but still funny asf😂😂😂😭

[@oussamakhorbi4476]

It's true in some places in specific countries.

[@bibaouahiba3910]

@@oussamakhorbi4476 such as?

[@mattsaid1640]

@@bibaouahiba3910 in Saudi arabia

[@1millionsubscriberswithout619]

@@mattsaid1640 but the religion allows the would be husband can see the woman's face and hands.

[@majdalbasher759]

ryan norris He can see her hair also And to talk with her and to get to know her !! we call it “ khotbha “ All of this before marriage but under one condition if he is willing to marry her And yes we are well progressed U don’t have to sleep with a women to be progressive!!!! Ask any women if she’s willing to sleep with a man with her knowing he is definitely won’t marry her A lot of them would rather not But ask a man if he’s willing to sleep with a woman without marrying her !! This would be Christmas to him !! So there should be some law to prevent the men taking advantages of the women!!!!!!!