George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

[@deanb4799]

I wish he was still here. World needs Carlin right now.

[@logicallily7391]

now that government has become the new religion...? well there's always Joe Pesci....

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

So much of what he says echo truths of today.

[@AB-vc7ox]

And Don Rickles too.

[@Swarming-Languendo]

Id say the best replacement would be Bill Burr

[@smokeytwitchsmokey]

I relate to this man more than anyone else on the planet...way ahead of his time...and the whole God thing. *mind blown*

[@detroitdave3505]

That fact that the church said he was down in hell after his death would’ve made him smile ear to ear

[@ouiouibien_1979]

😆💯👌 love this comment ❤

[@devol3829]

did they really make that statement?

[@detroitdave3505]

@@devol3829 yeah on tv no less

[@detroitdave3505]

@@devol3829 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iafFkJmDgb2kqZY

[@user-ky8du8lk7l]

You know, if George qualifies for hell then hell sounds like the place you wanna be!

[@blaisemceneany1664]

Carlin would’ve had a BALL today if he was still with us. Need someone like him now more than ever.

[@tonkerdog1]

And Hitchens

[@hydriumstudio]

we still do but they're all dying or getting cancelled.

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@davidsourdis5423]

I can't imagine what he would say about the trumptards & the orange POS

[@paulsmith9192]

@blaisemceneany1664 especially, covid.he pretty much predicted it

[@camdix3250]

November 2024 - the world REALLY, REALLY, REALLY needs George Carlin NOW!!! This is absolutely PRICELESS!

[@filmeseverin]

Mr. George Carlin should have realized the following facts: *All evil has been done because of stupidity and the main/worst stupidity has always been to not listen by God/Jesus.* In particular, for mankind, if ALL people (over history and nowadays) would have followed the main commandment from Jesus Christ, *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other humans as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* all the crimes and the tremendous useless suffering would have never happen. Without *true belief* in God/Jesus, the following evil facts have happened, are happening and will happen, unfortunately: - so many millions of people killed in wars and not only (following the killing of billions in the Third World War); - so many trillions of dollars, euros, etc. wasted on nuclear, chemical, biological and conventional weapons, on armies, etc. only for killing and destruction... not used for: free better education for ALL, suitable jobs for ALL (without exploitation / slavery), healthier food for ALL, renewable energy, science, eradication of all diseases, better housing (resistant to earthquakes...), financing of useful inventions, recycling, reforestation etc. - sadism, violence, dishonesty, vices, envy ... stupidity in general. We should never fight against each other but only against our lack of useful knowledge / wisdom (for decreasing our ignorance), while loving / respecting each other as we love / respect ourselves, these being the main requests of God/Jesus. Therefore, both true/useful science and proper education are very important to understand God's creation and what is better, regarding the human behavior, so that ALL of us can be not only happier in our ephemera life into this world (while we are still alive here) but also deserving, or at least allowable, for perpetual life in Heaven (after leaving this world). By the way, the problem with the deceived ones is that they do not know enough science, otherwise they would realize the fact that true/proven/useful science is used to gain the trust and after that the fake/unproven (because it is false) science, *on which are wasted the most resources,* is used to manipulate the superficial people, to keep them away from the truth about/from God/Jesus, the most important truth.

[@filmeseverin]

God has offered 100% freedom here intentionally so that anyone can choose *freely* to love goodness, wisdom, justice... perfection, which means to love God/Jesus, or not, to fight against perfection, against Divinity. The unbelievers / deniers of the truth should ask themselves why they choose to fight against our perfect Heavenly Father, when they see the huge suffering caused by the fallen angels and by their tools, the evil=stupid humans, who have used (and are using) for evil intentionally the freedom offered by God. Here would have been a kind of Heaven if the fallen angels would not have changed the DNA to make carnivores, parasites, viruses, bad bacteria... the so called _"weeds"_ in Matthew 13:24-43 and, also, if ALL humans would have followed Jesus Christ's main commandments: - *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other people as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* - *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 All those who have truly loved goodness, wisdom, justice... perfection until the end of their earthly life, they actually loved (love) God/Jesus and it will be much more easier for them at the Judgment because they have sinned the least.

[@kevinpalmer9942]

@@filmeseverinis this a bot? Or just dementia?

[@filmeseverin]

Anyone can see the poor reaction from those without counter-arguments (but disturbed by the truth). By the way, after hearing the truth about/from God/Jesus, only those who want to use freedom for evil are opposing to Divinity, feeling their freedom restricted, the really good humans being happy to receive the confirmation for their love of / striving for goodness, wisdom, justice... for perfection, as Jesus Christ has said: *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 Unfortunately, too many people have refused over history, and too many still refuse nowadays, to follow this.

[@wutdafeezy]

@@filmeseverinlmao! What is your PROOF that your god exists????

[@munshiji1]

This will never get old. It was relevant then. It is relevant today. And it will be relevant tomorrow

[@munshiji1]

True that...

[@elemu3653]

Spot on 😎👍

[@ChadEllisMusic]

Still relevant one week after posting this! Long live Carlin! =)

[@kubasniak]

I watch him at least once a year. It is epic every fucking time !

[@johnchristiansen9095]

kubasniak .... I raised my children on this, and they are better people than any Christian ever will be... The lessons they’ve learned are more important than shielding them from reality... bad language or not

[@bluepeter3470]

Can you imagine him being alive today. Look at the material he could comment on.

[@Sapper201D]

He simply would say ."I've told you so."

[@fatheremmet2003]

Same as Bill Hicks....

[@michaeloconnor2603]

Absolutely

[@jackwatsonepic626]

Listen to bill Burr

[@birdflox1337]

@8bit NES Cutscene wasn't he literally a leftist though? all the things he criticizes are rich people, religion, and corruption. there would be no reason for leftists to cancel him. in fact, in this very clip he says that god couldn't have been a woman because no woman would fuck things up this badly, sounds pretty progressive to me

[@hadara69]

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[@anthonycraddock6739]

That’s clever and so true

[@dgjax9809]

Great quote and spot on 💯

[@DatDuckfan]

What is wise to your standard ?

[@Mm-vr9mt]

@@DatDuckfan Anyone aware of the central bank it's subsidiaries and it's bloodlines, truly the enemy of the world.

[@anthonycraddock6739]

DatDuckfan respect to anyone is wise . The age of reasoning ,science, in my opinion only, shows how far we’ve come in understanding how life works in general. Religion is man made to suppress and control and manipulate people. It’s 2019 , we fly in the in the air because of science . We know thunder and lightning is natural phenomena,not a deity telling us he is angry at us as they thought so long ago . The world is volatile ,always will be , shame people don’t respect others opinions if they disagree with each other .

[@way2easyPMF]

Coming from a household where I was raised by religion (Roman Catholicism), and wishing to find a way to break myself out of the level of brainwashing that was done to me as an adolescent, the admiration I have for Carlin is immeasurable. I wish I would've found this man sooner than I did, unfortunately it wasn't until after I heard of his passing that I stumbled upon his acts. RIP to a legend and inspiration

[@filmeseverin]

After hearing the truth about/from God/Jesus, only those who want to use freedom for evil are opposing to Divinity, feeling their freedom restricted, the really good humans being happy to receive the confirmation for their love of / striving for goodness, wisdom, justice... for perfection, as Jesus Christ has said: *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 Unfortunately, too many people have refused over history, and too many still refuse nowadays, to follow this. We are not perfect but we can strive for perfection, improving ourselves continuously, to not sin by doing our best to not do evil in every situation, to become as good, wise, ... saint as we can. This daily effort, in all our deeds, is appreciated by Divinity, as we have been told: _"The saint ones to become more saint."_

[@thewonkyembouchure]

@@filmeseverin Every post you make gets a thumbs up within five minutes, whether it’s a new thread or a reply to an old one. Would you care to put your hand on a Bible and swear you’re not the one giving yourself those likes?

[@filmeseverin]

Anyone can see the poor reaction from those without counter-arguments (but disturbed by the truth).

[@thewonkyembouchure]

@@filmeseverin Anyone can see you're avoiding a simple, straightforward question: Do you swear on the Bible that you're not upvoting your own comments? If you're a person with integrity, you'd answer "yes" without hesitation.

[@filmeseverin]

As anyone can see, this fighter against God/Jesus talk about the time until my messages receive a thumb up whenever he cannot obtain a denial of my affirmations from the AI that is worth mentioning.

[@dennyworthington6641]

"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool." Voltaire

[@filmeseverin]

The question is: Why so many were/are opposing to the main advice from Jesus Christ: to strive always for goodness, wisdom, justice... for perfection? *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 Most probably, because just as it is easier to destroy something useful than to make/build something useful, in the same way it is easier to be evil=stupid than to be good=wise.

[@dennyworthington6641]

@@filmeseverin I doubt that few, if any, people would reject the advice to be good, wise and just. What's your point?

[@filmeseverin]

*All evil has been done because of stupidity and the main/worst stupidity has always been the not listening to God/Jesus.* In particular, for mankind, if ALL people (over history and nowadays) would have followed the main commandment from Jesus Christ, *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other humans as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* all the crimes and the tremendous useless suffering would have never happen. Without *true belief* in God/Jesus, the following evil facts have happened, are happening and will happen, unfortunately: - so many millions of people killed in wars and not only (following the killing of billions in the Third World War); - so many trillions of dollars, euros, etc. wasted on nuclear, chemical, biological and conventional weapons, on armies, etc. only for killing and destruction... not used for: free better education for ALL, suitable jobs for ALL (without exploitation / slavery), healthier food for ALL, renewable energy, science, eradication of all diseases, better housing (resistant to earthquakes...), financing of useful inventions, recycling, reforestation etc. - sadism, violence, dishonesty, vices, envy ... stupidity in general. This short earthly life is a school and exam for our immortal souls (us), for those who did not listen by the Creator to understand the value of "light" without experiencing the "darkness". This reality has been created intentionally so that freedom to be 100% offered, God rewarding accordingly the free choices/deeds *_"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that each one may receive his due for the things done in the body, whether good or bad."_* 2 Corinthians 5, 10 The problem is with those who have used (are using) their freedom for doing evil on purpose. That is why it is not easy to fight continuously with what Satan has done to this world (carnivores, parasites, viruses, bad bacteria... the so called _"weeds"_ in Matthew 13:24-43) and to ourselves ... because *until our physical death we fight with the works of the fallen angels and of their tools, the evil=stupid people, the consequences of evilness = stupidity.*

[@mingus444_gaming]

@@filmeseverin oh my gosh dude i liked your comment until you equated carnivores and parasites, viruses etc. What the absolute heck is wrong with you dude.

[@filmeseverin]

@@mingus444_gaming Those are evil beings (who produce useless suffering). The conventional biological evolution is hiding the facts about Satan and the other fallen angels who, according to the "Parable of the weeds", have altered this world, the DNA... (making the carnivores, the parasites, the viruses, bad bacteria etc....) to sustain the useless suffering while, initially, all insects, animals etc. were feeding only with plants (plants products, such as fruits, nectar, seeds etc.). The fallen angels, being sadistic, have altered the DNA of most living things (including us) to do as default both: reproduce uncontrollably (as much as they can) and fight (kill) each other. Unfortunately, they love to see living things suffering, especially human beings suffering. Because any child is a chance for a soul to escape hell, they want to destroy us since our physical body conception (all the time in any way possible). That is why they make us suffer, as much as possible, by using our stupidity and the stupidity of the other people around us.

[@joseph-ow1hf]

The man was a master of language.

[@gretai8057]

A Master of wit...)))

[@skydiesay6019]

I just made the likes 911 lmao

[@Jblah]

@Fluffy Panda Yeah its absolutely astounding that a experienced member of society who clearly has great reasoning skills aswell as a great level of humor can have wisdom. Only a priest, a hollywood celebrity or any random scientist can have wisdom. SMH

[@Jblah]

@@skydiesay6019 u suck LMAO

[@Jblah]

Lmfao i dont think he speaks any other languages.

[@duderyandude9515]

“The gods we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that is about half a chromosome away from the chimpanzee.” - Christopher Hitchens

[@jojonr619]

@Sergei Brinn sounds like an absolute waste of a life and time on a gamble that there’s something after death

[@jamesmayle4712]

God gave me these four steps via divine revelation. He said anyone who does all four are guaranteed a divine revelation of their own. They are the mustard seed of Faith, the bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself to you personally. Believe or not, do for yourself and see. Forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. There's deep spiritual significance in these steps. Every one is important, and it's the least God accepts. Three books of the bible will be enough for the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, etc, but am honest to goodness one on one conversation with God. An actual meeting. Unmistakable, and unable to be misinterpretaed. He told me that he's guaranteed the steps to work 100%. You just need to do them guininly. It's not hard. Do those steps in that order please. It's all True. I promise,

[@snitchy218]

@@jamesmayle4712 on god⁉️

[@LuciferZL1]

🤣

[@johncee853]

@@jamesmayle4712 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

[@bradleytguthrie929]

I miss George Carlin. His logic in the facts of life is astounding.

[@ChrisMraz-p4v]

Astounding you got that right Bradley from Chris 11 Bravo Infantry ARMY!!! 😂

[@a.v.4106]

It's now 2019 and Montreal has begun taxing their churches :,) God bless joe pesci

[@peterkarv2845]

Nice!

[@mimim7026]

Wow! Really? How terribly reasonable of Montreal!

[@a.v.4106]

@Ben G he/she was being sarcastic lol

[@eifelitorn]

you mean joe pesci bless joe pesci?

[@WolfenX4]

CONGRATULATIONS. WATCH CHURCH CORRUPTION DECRRASE SIGNIFICANTLY

[@Dqbbed]

Nobody had balls like Carlin, a true comedic legend way ahead of his time.

[@jimg2885]

I agree way ahead of his time and very funny..

[@MarkJacksonGaming]

-- Richard Pryor and Sam Kinnison did as well. Not to argue with ya. Just a couple peeps well worth checking out if you haven't. George was something special.

[@Dqbbed]

@@MarkJacksonGaming true I was speaking directly on how he puts everything in perspective in his own way, just like pryor, Sam or robin Williams, all have tremendous potential when it comes to mic skills.

[@axhegrat5109]

Carlin was like the miracle we were waiting for and had the pleasure of witnessing.

[@jadearthur8713]

Bill hicks

[@Samuelon552]

George Carlin transcended comedy into straight up philosophy. We need more people with balls to stand up against the bullshit.

[@interfaultability]

absolutely agree , you said everything i thought whilst watching

[@jackbolland9628]

You do know actual atheist philosophers get embarrassed by the new atheists, these people are not philosophers, they are not fighting the resistance they are part of the tide and mainstream culture, pretty much the entire mainstream media are atheistic leaning are you really that dim

[@jackbolland9628]

@@interfaultability same goes to you

[@ottozambrana66]

That kind of "philosophy" is for the common masses. Real philosophy was written in the book this imbecile tried so hard to contradict UNSUCCESSFULLY.

[@jeisytudu3477]

Why need when you can

[@jeanhalliday4646]

The Wonderful George Carlin. So Honest.

[@jkgramps]

I'm an old fart. For many, many years, George made me laugh. As he and I aged, he made me THINK. So much wisdom. I miss George.

[@karlasmuschristophersen3353]

jkgramps coco llama,l

[@antonioarcano7989]

Watch Bill Burr similar.

[@theorder7346]

@jkgramps I'm a young guy, 15 years old. For two years George made me laugh. As I aged, he made me think and criticise the world around me. So much fucking wisdom. I love his personality. I miss George.

[@phil7165]

Anonymous Cat I am the same way too lol

[@jennifergalberth1240]

HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS. YOUR PATRON SAINT😇🖤❤🖤😎🖤🙊🙉🙈

[@giovannastenzel7105]

I can't believe this legend is dead for over 15 years. Somehow, we are missing him more throughout each year that passes by

[@RobertGraziose]

I never get tired of this bit. God bless Joe Pesci, and George Carlin.

[@Jerseymatt1865]

Hey we are all in line for that number to be pulled, but we do need somebody like him now.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

​@@Jerseymatt1865now more than ever 👍

[@tomato12terra]

“….but he loves you”: one of the greatest pieces of stand up comedy ever

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

He does until you are able to think for yourself then guess who's burning but don't forget he loves you lol.

[@USA92]

Not existing kinda ruins it.

[@TanyaLakeCaribbeanAtheist]

It is impossible, unfortunately, to stay away from people who are non atheist/political. So many "christian/political adults" are so-called nurses, doctors, lawyers, judges, teachers, landlords. My so-called landlord is another Brown-skinned person. He loves money but, don't like fixing (certain) things, except when I withhold the rent. There is a hole in my ceiling, which I knew he saw, and he wilfully ignored the hole. I shouldn't have to tell that immature, insensitive, wilfully ignorant, money hungry, brainwashed mentality to fix the whole in the ceiling. I shouldn't have to withhold the rent, either, for him to fix/patch the ceiling.

[@tomato12terra]

@@TanyaLakeCaribbeanAtheistwhat has this unintelligible gibberish got anything to do with George Carlin’s comedy on religion????

[@TanyaLakeCaribbeanAtheist]

@@tomato12terra - Get 🤬 out and of here, assuming, self-centered, brainwashed, twisted, jerk!!!

[@libertyblueskyes2564]

He's so needed today.

[@TerryUniGeezerPeterson]

Another amazing fact about GC is his ability to not only write his own material, but MEMORIZING it to the point where his act seems to be 100% improvised on the spot.

[@Rahbinah]

Because he is authentic

[@randymount8551]

@@Rahbinah I totally agree it is incredible his abilities to communicate

[@user-sp8eb6iz7f]

Especially on weed!!!

[@Fobber1980]

Interesting. I actually think his act seems very written - but well written and therefor it doesn't really matter.

[@user-sp8eb6iz7f]

@@Fobber1980 What does not matter? The weed? of course it does, it helped him and he used it!!

[@jeffn.918]

I saw him at Northern Michigan University in 88 or 89. He blew us 18-20 y.o. kids away! His intellect and delivery on stage was something I had never witnessed up to that point or since then. You can love him or hate him, agree or disagree with him, but you have to admit his style and technique was second to none.

[@glendalestoner420]

Absolutely 💯

[@Vintagefuture]

GET IT ON…..kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHXcgWqCiNOrgdU

[@Esiaa]

You're lucky you saw him in person. He was a genius. I loved his wit and intelligence.

[@rexwarren6136]

That's a fact

[@lillianmurphy303]

Agreed. I don't always agree with him or love every joke, but he was a stand-up comic with perfect technique, wit, smarts, all of it. So much thought went into what he did, but yet didn't come off that way in performance.

[@tahseti1113]

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" - Oscar Wilde

[@jjammmees]

The window of our house faces east.

[@WilbertLek]

@@jjammmees Your account has been hacked.

[@jjammmees]

@@WilbertLek By whom.

[@WilbertLek]

@@jjammmees By yourself it seems...

[@jjammmees]

@@WilbertLek What do you mean?

[@peternighswander9629]

As I get older, I love George more and more

[@pb5640]

“People are basically dumb”, George’s s got that right. Brilliant man! Gone but not forgotten.

[@rossevanricamara4169]

That might mean people like you.

[@hans-joachimbierwirth4727]

@@rossevanricamara4169 We all start as morons. I's on us whether we stay that way.

[@dennisduncan7561]

​@@rossevanricamara4169You seem to fit that description much better junior.

[@dennisduncan7561]

​@@rossevanricamara4169You seem to fit that description much better junior.

[@SamuelBlack84]

It was only around 300,000 years ago that we lived in caves and wore animal fur We haven't come very far

[@joeycarter9020]

This world needs George more than ever now..

[@WhyKnot-lr1kk]

Ha, Joe is not even close

[@chrishinton9209]

He would get cancelled today.

[@Kaluka101]

​@@chrishinton9209lmao you think George Carlin could be canceled EVER? This man lived through some of the most religious times and lived and did comedy in the most religious places for over 50 years. Getting canceled now is just people hating you and making you embarrassed to be out in public. Getting canceled before social media WAS A BULLET IN THE GODAMN HEAD. So yea, if Carlin could go out every day he did comedy to crowds and crowds of people and shit talk God for that long like a boss when at risk of getting killed at any point, then I think he could have handled a bunch of white women on Twitter getting uppity.

[@johna8973]

That's says more about Organized Religion than Atheism​@@nonplayercharacter21

[@elainehewitt6813]

@@chrishinton9209 Most people who told the truth have gotten cancelled. Pathetic.

[@leonardo_rossetti]

I’m glad to see so many still watching his routines. Too bad he isn’t around in these crazy times.

[@steve-o6413]

Love him or hate him, he still had a intelligent Wit about him...

[@champagneshane9654]

I had to give you the 100th like

[@FlawlesSanshiro]

..there is no 'time' when this man shouldn't be around...

[@alexrogers777]

All these people saying we're in the "end times", making rapture predictions and saying trump is god's chosen one and Carlin would roast them so hard they fall off the bone

[@Niki_Parvanov]

So much material nowadays

[@bedeviled2much376]

I love & miss this man so much. He still, no matter how many times I watch him, makes me laugh so hard tears run down my face.

[@TheMatthew427]

Man I miss this guy. I wonder how savage his material would be today

[@jackpadz6079]

Pussies would be offended easily.

[@TheFrostbite324]

He’s too good for this decade

[@tamaking86]

Savage? He HAS been savage since 1974 with his first HBO presentation.

[@billh344]

Not sure George could handle the extremes of the right and left today. Both are completely nuts.

[@jase37]

@@billh344 The right is much worse though.

[@DH-xm3hc]

😂😂👏👏✌️❤️🌼 Still here 2024 🇺🇸 George Carlin will always be missed and loved. Glad I was fortunate enough to grow up, listening and watching him ✌️❤️🌼🇺🇸

[@trollemctrollersen]

Carlin is a big talker. That is it.

[@samanthaholm9634]

​@@trollemctrollersen he's dead he died

[@trollemctrollersen]

@@samanthaholm9634 He was dead long before he stopped breathing.

[@RoastTurtle2]

And he'd make fun of you for spamming emojis Lil bud. Go to bed now, you've got pre-school in the morning

[@AmericanFlyOnTheWall]

​@@trollemctrollersenSo are clergymen and freaks like you.

[@roberttucker8129]

My favorite atheist, and as a born and raised Christian, his religion talk always made me laugh harder than a lot of his stuff. RIP George, you were ahead of your time, and always right on point.

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

He was Genius friend

[@lindseyup]

Funny guy.. don't agree with his anti God rhetoric though

[@dukes1993724]

@@lindseyup Why not?

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

@@lindseyup I was very Religious all my life until I saw Mom get very Sick It was Horrible She had Cancer and it destroyed her. Cancer doesn't run in the family so I really don't know how she got it .

[@cfaubs7516]

@@lindseyup very smart man but chose to not understand what a true relationship with our creator is.

[@blackdoorent23]

So miss George Carlin! His humor is so relatable! So much good sense.

[@RobertGraziose]

Amen

[@catkeys6911]

"Personally, I would never want to be a member of any group where you either HAVE TO wear a hat, or YOU CAN'T wear a hat". -Such a simple statement that seems to so cleanly sum up the ludicrous nature of whole religion business.

[@s.e.f8160]

Exactly! But it’s so true

[@carna-9501]

Then theres heathenry. Take their shit because you want too, fuck their women because you want too, do whatever you want within the laws of the community, because you want too. Do so and you will have lived your life the way you wished, while at the same time living with honor. Its glorious

[@jasoncarpp7742]

I wear a hat a lot when I'm outside, but when I sit down with someone, I remove my hat.

[@boogathon]

But you don't have to join a religion, which negates his whole complaint.

[@danieluselmann1034]

"HATS OPTIONAL!"

[@kcwalker46]

I loved George Carlin. To me he was a prophet and only spoke the truth. Come back George, we all need you.

[@BonnieGranvelli]

George is not in a good position with God from his speech nor those laughing. Mocking God will put you in not nice place for eternity.

[@kcwalker46]

Honey, I'm 80 years old. I've watched Carlin since he was first on tv with Richard Pryor. I love him as a person and as a talent. I also think God gives each of us the right to enjoy someone's talent . So, Baby, don't tell me what I can and cannot enjoy. You have a blessed life.@@BonnieGranvelli

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@BonnieGranvelli Grow up!

[@jenniferaisley7884]

I'd just love to see George when he finally ran into God!

[@karenfioretti9838]

@@BonnieGranvelliprove it. 10:14

[@lianavasquez1561]

George Carlin told it like it is!!... May he rest in peace. Just loved him!

[@geoffdein2894]

When you say rest in peace, what do you mean?

[@issacclark6109]

Carlin told it how it was in his head. Reality now that is a different story.

[@nancy9704]

@@geoffdein2894 And how the eff do we know what happens when we croak? Rest, my ass!

[@hellabella8295]

He’s resting now.. 😂😂

[@fbg57]

​@geoffdein2894 it means may his soul escape and ascend from this 3D onto the next dimension/journey. ;)

[@moumou3811]

I always loved George Carlin. Still a great messenger

[@deran1983]

Somewhere around 1990 George Carlin stopped writing jokes and started telling just the truth. And in his last specials is just pure wisdom.

[@goldenwolf8081]

He was an absolute 100% comedic genius! He spoke the truth better than anybody on earth!

[@traviscoates6878]

Must’ve been right around the same time he was on Lamb Chops Play Along. He said “fuck this, Lamb Chop’s Play Along is my Pinnacle”

[@eNigma011]

George was growing in wisdom as he aged. His truth will always be with us through the videos!👍

[@westnblu]

@@eNigma011 I guess we all do in a way, gain a bit of wisdom as we age, but I'm impressed with his theatrics and the facial expressions he uses on stage. It compliments the story telling and the punch line is hilarious. After all that torture and pain a sinner will experience remember God does love u🤣!

[@Tixtixboomboomroom]

😂 toQQ aww QQQq de de de SW SW d S SWW de de de de de d dee de de de de de de no no no de

[@robertabrams8562]

I miss this guys humor so much…he was a pure comical genius

[@WilbertLek]

And in whose "god" do you "believe"?

[@MrEichhorn]

just genius...or is reality comical? At least you cant take it with out humor.

[@equilibrium1999]

He was more than that. A Philosophical Comedian as well as a true Prophet.

[@kennethfrierson2037]

Classic my all time favorite

[@cosmocho8216]

He was a genius who was a comic

[@feldspars654]

GeorgeCarlin tells the truth in his off-the-wall humor. Ive been listening to him since i was 16, I'm now 70. I sleep great adter listening toGeorge.!!

[@nevedofficial466]

You go all the way back to the Wonderful Wino days

[@TanyaLake-p3b]

He was a fraud, just like so many of you! A real atheist, myself included, know who/what/where humanity started and don't need to listen to so-called celebrities.

[@adriennefernandes6563]

Me too!

[@arleneirvine1526]

he thinks like i do, really!

[@waltervanackere916]

Timeless. Genius. Miss you very much! Thanks for the endorfine and dopamine rush. RIP ❤

[@andrewhostynski7701]

This guy is pure genius. He manages to elucidate every thought I've had about religion for all of my independent life.

[@elainehewitt6813]

me too! and I'm 74. Ever since I was 12 I've secretly abhorred religion and it's dictates and propaganda.

[@dix_pack_of_sixie]

I don't know what the hell elucidate means yet, so thank you for the new word to learn! There are fewer and fewer I find as I get older. I agree, Carlin turned pure logic into pure comedy gold! The humor is what is gone during this struggle for humanity.

[@steefvanburen7985]

I was 12 when i went with my family on Vacation to the region of Rome. We went to Vatican city. I was in Ahhh but i immediately think. This is wrong. This is bullshit.

[@henrlima87]

​@@dix_pack_of_sixiegenerally speaking, to elucidate is to explain something clearly.

[@dix_pack_of_sixie]

@@henrlima87 well you nailed it then because Carlin definitely managed to do that effortlessly, or at least he made it appear effortless.

[@barbariansinbattle1687]

How he mixes in pure fact with comedy is sheer genius. We will never have another George Carlin. R.I.P.

[@brandonedge]

I would say thank God for George. But truly I think if there is a God, it/he/she/whatever would be proud of having created a species that Carlin belonged to.

[@dionjanssen2790]

Amen 🌹❤️

[@OGJbug]

He was truly in a league of his own.

[@watersbey25]

True, but he definitely became more electrifying later in life.

[@davidmiller7394]

You should check out Hal Sparks - Karmageddon.

[@TheGreyman61]

This man is timeless.

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@TheGreyman61]

@samlkings5783 Believe what you want. Extraordinary claims require Extraordinary evidence-Carl Sagan And I believe that. Just because millions of people believe something doesn't make it fact. 500 years ago everyone believed the earth was flat.

[@samlkings5783]

@@TheGreyman61 I'm not a believer man I'm saying in evil god just like you said not give us extraordinary evidence and be playing playing with us and suffer

[@reneesimerale]

To ALL who do not beileve what is the ONE thing that God gave us?? anybody??

[@TheGreyman61]

@samlkings5783 It says in the Bible "God man man in his image" So since man is capable of good and evil it seems reasonable to assume god is also capable of good and evil. The Bible shows many examples of the evil that your God perpetuates. All in the guise of saving the Judea or punishing perceived evil. The alleged flood, Sodom and Gommorah, the 10th so called plague in Egypt. This old Testament God is a petty jealous frankly unstable being needing anger management.

[@HuzonFurst]

Three cheers cubed for George Carlin, Truth-Teller!!!

[@BrianGivensYtube]

I prayed to get a new bike for christmas. Then I realized that's not how religion works, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

[@dreamwarriorthresh]

Brilliant - 😂😂

[@EBUNNY2012]

Well, you could make as a Catholic then.

[@ArminThapa]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrianGivensYtube]

@@Scream357 I heard that from my friend who went to catholic school, had no intention of ripping of a quote as you say. Just thought it was applicable to the comedic situation!

[@temaori4391]

@@Scream357 rwooosh

[@keeseagainsttheworld2106]

There will never be another George Carlin! R.I.P my dude

[@jackfarringer2326]

There was Bill Hicks

[@RickyC0626]

Dave Chapelle

[@V-tec28]

@A C Jack John has a God u think so??why?becouse he is using his brain??the thing God gave him?

[@kyoakland]

Truth

[@nappyscribe1987]

Wow, I didn't know he'd died.

[@scottmorley3672]

Miss him. Huge importance for critical thinkers.

[@phildavenport4150]

My only criticism of him is his unsophisticated comment regarding stupidity and the common man. He clearly had little or no understanding of the normal curve.

[@coldshadow7880]

Imagine him in 2021, content for years 🤣

[@ERROR.CODENN]

Agreed, just human condition, that is why we have A-holes because of poor caretakers.

[@jamesstorey2476]

Carlin was a preeminent critical thinker. His views are still, to this day, unassailable. Carlin stands in America's pantheon of leading skeptics and critical thinkers.

[@scottmorley3672]

@@jamesstorey2476 perfectly eloquent statement.

[@noelzywright6798]

Brilliant man. Wish George was still with us all now. RIP George.

[@zachariahholcer5969]

I’ve listened to Carlin over the past 25 years and as time role on his material feels timelessly comedic and increasingly prophetic.

[@billpierce9641]

Yeah. What u said! Totally

[@David.L291]

I wonder what his shows would be like now with so much crap going on

[@billpierce9641]

@@David.L291 just as hilarious

[@David.L291]

@@billpierce9641 So grateful for things like KZbin or I'd of never got to known about all this that he did, The only time I saw him was in the 90's in a movie Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure but never gave it another thought that he did all of this stand up, I had no way of any access to internet etc back then, So much has changed since then, some ways good at least, The ridiculous things now though is people would probably get very offended by his shows now if he was still around, You can't breathe now without offending some nut lol but these recordings are so great to watch

[@billpierce9641]

@@David.L291 I first heard him on a radio show called Dr Demento in the 80s. It was a bit he did called ICE BOX MAN. After I heard it, I ran out and bought the cassette! His old stuff is really good too! He was doing stand up in the 70s. Wow. Bill and Ted's. I remember him in that movie!

[@MishaHendrix]

This man has dedicated his life to speaking out against bigotry, taking yourself too seriously and being just plain fucking stupid. Thank you George, forever.

[@irishscience580]

Nah he supported abortion, didn't believe in god. Those two things reveal he was easily brainwashed, and broken

[@axelshatzko]

LMFAO

[@irishscience580]

He supports killing unborn people so...

[@raysims134]

Facts😅

[@mmmmm1113]

This man… I had his book Brain Droppings at 11… and that’s why I am the way I am! Fuck you Spiros, you sheep fucking donkey diddler!

[@NickBeno]

Carlin is one of the best of all time. He is truly missed!

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

well said and spot on, I love seeing George at various stages of his life and career, especially the last few years before he died. George Carlin was the best philosopher, poet, social and political critic AND comedian in US history!

[@snelgrave101]

Not one of the best, THE BEST.

[@jonelbondyingnuezca742]

He is in hell now.

[@tjwhisenhunt1089]

​@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 if he's in hell, I wonder how much further in hell all the past Pope's are

[@dross4207]

@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 With the god that you believe in, isn’t Hell the better option?

[@alexgoslar4057]

George, you are brilliant.

[@wilobrien9731]

The comedy of George Carlin is hilarious, brilliant and timeless. Carlin was much more than a stand up comic. He always wove social commentary into his programs, which prompted people to think and consider the state of affair while laughing. George Carlin is sorely missed.

[@spacejunky4380]

Ironically he's jokes are offensive now in-days among people only three years younger than me. The difference between someone who is 23 and 19/20 is shocking. I hardly can have a good day joking with them because eventually someone will get offended. Or, when you joke around a subject, then you poke the dragon's belly and joke directly about the topic and people turn to look at you like you've committed a sin is just odd. You can talk around the topic. Just can't directly state what it you were all joking about, okay cool

[@jasonpierson2304]

when you tell the truth in a funny way it never gets old

[@spacejunky4380]

@@jasonpierson2304 timeless man. I love topical comedy for that reason.

[@Abhijeetm19]

So how you guys doin tonight huh!! Well fuuckk you!!!

[@lisamuliapower3764]

Well I judge him the best vague

[@davidschmidt6013]

When Carlin was younger, he focused on "naughty" humor, polite euphemisms and scatalogical references. But as he aged, he focused more and more on social issues, and began cutting WAY closer to the bone, and the language grew more and more profane (spelled: 'honest'). Way more interesting, in my opinion. He was truly a master, and his style and skill with language has (IMHO) not yet been equaled. RIP George, you are truly missed.

[@kevinretulado5731]

David Schmidt im from the Philippines goerge is really good

[@fenriders7008]

David Schmidt I think Bill Hicks came somewhat close to George in the deep cuts and social commentary. Both are absolute titans that would’ve had a field day with the world today to make material on.

[@kvandermeersch5753]

What is your opinion on Ricky Gervais' stuff, granted he's a bit younger but he comes from a middle class background and "only" became famous when he was 40-something old. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKetXp2Cp5p-rqM

[@singingwindrider9881]

RIP = rest in peace. George didn't believe in Jesus so he's not resting in peace, he's suffering in hell tormented by devils laughing at his torment :( sad, very very 😥 I sure hope he repented before he died but I've not seen anything that says he did.

[@darkice7669]

Rip to him and Patrice Oneal. The big 2 legends!

[@planetruths]

Carlin, a true champion of protected free speech.

[@gmgunnhildr2711]

Steven Soco that bit is also speech, so...yeah.

[@gmgunnhildr2711]

Steven Soco agreed.

[@kubakola]

PSESSIONS Absolutely

[@madyjules]

True & don’t forget Lenny Bruce

[@kevjer]

Nice old school phillies logo!!! Plus miss that Carlin wont be in bill and ted 3.

[@merrickbruce8415]

He said what most of us would say but couldn’t for whatever reason.He was so spot on on his observation on everyday life.He was in essence a modern day rennnaissance man.I miss him,!

[@filmeseverin]

After hearing the truth about/from God/Jesus, only those who want to use freedom for evil are opposing to Divinity, feeling their freedom restricted, the really good humans being happy to receive the confirmation for their love of / striving for goodness, wisdom, justice... for perfection, as Jesus Christ has said: *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 Unfortunately, too many people have refused over history, and too many still refuse nowadays, to follow this.

[@SamuelBlack84]

I always say my absolute honest opinion on everything What's going to happen? People start moaning and whining? 😂

[@nitolobangco2778]

One of a kind guy, there will never be another George Carlin

[@bigdee8189]

Good!! Thank God for that!!

[@r-leanmygirl-gj2kt]

@@bigdee8189 Agreed, 100%

[@nancyaustin9516]

Yeah, let's turn George into a god--how ironic is that...! ;-)

[@Slavtron]

@@bigdee8189 Someone is going to hell kurvin sine

[@ivoandrijasevic2826]

Everyone is one of a kind guy and never ever is gonna be another the same guy

[@Z19901000sadd4m]

i come here whenever i feel like i need some spiritual support

[@asphyxbs]

Me too

[@nappyscribe1987]

hahahahahaha

[@deepaknanda1113]

Good place...😁

[@alirezayousefi8575]

Totally agree

[@phil7165]

Saddam Mohd The one safe place.

[@FirstPersonHood]

The best sermon I have ever heard!

[@filmeseverin]

There are two kinds of atheists: those only temporarily deceived, being too superficial regarding the Creator of this reality (as I used to be due to the atheistic education under the communist regime) and those who do not want God to exist, who deny everything that proves their errors, such as all my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations (found quite easily after sorting the comments, for example, my thread posted 4 days ago).

[@SamuelBlack84]

​@filmeseverin If your god exists then bring him to me No excuses No questions No pompous speeches Don't say or do anything except bring god to me I'll give you an hour

[@beetogarcia9983]

@@SamuelBlack84it’s been two weeks, guess he couldn’t do it 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@beetogarcia9983 It's difficult to make imaginary beings real 😁

[@MurphyFarm2014]

The best compliment my husband ever gave me was when he said I remind him of George Carlin! 😂 Circa '67 and loved George since the 7 dirty words originated! ❤ fr CB NS 🇨🇦

[@DLFfitness1]

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan

[@j.s.connolly8579]

YEP! I have this as a Main Meme on my computer because it IS so SPOT ON!!!

[@mrdeathgaming1457]

WE are gaslighted everyday

[@1arritechno]

Man made " Climate Change " will go down as the biggest Scam of this Century..! CO2 is not a primary driver for change , among the greater factors & forcing "yet" ,, people embrace it like another Religion..!

[@mrdeathgaming1457]

@Santa Claus bull

[@julesmrussell]

@Santa Claus he was born a Christian, he says so himself. He just never believed the bullshit.

[@njhoepner]

"They don't want to know what Jesus would do so they can do it, but so they can tell other people to do it." Priceless.

[@MrMarco855]

Ignorant cheap statement.

[@mamalives6938]

We were born speaking more truth life and wisdom in 3 words then any doctrines or laws of man. WaWa MaMa DaDa. This is who we really are born to be. Electing the laws of 1 man to parent the world in knowledge is the opposite of freedom. Says we are incompetent to parent our own children.

[@jimchumley7907]

Nathan; Your priceless and an ignorant idiot like this ignorant fool was.

[@s.h.1639]

sadly, this is true of a lot of christians. it gives us a bad rap.

[@Footballcornerworld]

Belief has nothing to do with the church, people still don't got this point.

[@giggukbangbangbang1874]

"Religion is true for the common people, false for the wise, and useful by the rulers" -Seneca

[@codynautic]

spot on

[@steve-o6413]

I used to think it had a useful value as a moral guide until I started hearing the Moral interpretation by the Faithful who think they know every loophole and why their interpretation doesn't apply to themselves...

[@taketimeout2share]

Which of those categories did Seneca belong to?

[@giggukbangbangbang1874]

@@taketimeout2share wise

[@taketimeout2share]

​@@giggukbangbangbang1874 That was a rhetorical question. Only a fool thinks he is wise. I think Seneca would go along with that. Seneca lived in a time when religion was a personal thing. Now Religion is an expected and unavoidable duty in too many parts of the world.

[@DonaldDomondon]

He's a genius telling facts.

[@howardbloom6974]

The older I get, the better he gets. May Pesci bless George.

[@eliuryes2778]

Pesci bless America!

[@GingerZombie29]

Joe rest his soul.

[@robertbailey6611]

I bet he does

[@sasquatch2753]

Yeah but the fuck never took on Islam. He was a.coward

[@Wraithlen]

So true. "He's loves you! But he needs money!"

[@keithz4312]

George managed to be a man of his time and way ahead of it simultaneously. Not just a great comic but a great philosopher and brilliant wordsmith.

[@MrMarco855]

If only he left the blasphemy at home.

[@fruticetum]

Ahead of his time? He was a drunk and an addict. His 'philsophy' could be heard from any homeless man living downtown.

[@georgewashing9731]

I feel sorry for this guy - “I don’t have any beliefs or allegiances. I don’t believe in this country, I don’t believe in religion, or a god, and I don’t believe in all these man-made institutional ideas,” he told Reuters in a 2001 interview. Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that he looked forward to an aft the demise of humanity erlife where he could watch the decline of civilization on a “heavenly CNN.” A person indulged himself in drug, dirty words and the demise of humanity.

[@maxm5382]

If he’s both a man who was in tune with and way ahead of his time I find it only right to call him this: timeless.

[@kaylafinch4206]

Exactly.

[@miles6593]

George Carlin is a philosopher disguised as a comedian . His stand up comedy routines will probably stand the test of time because of the insightful and sincere messages he was delivering to the American public .

[@thejurassicchicken1445]

There’s nothing insightful when you simplify the complex idea of god to “an invisible man in the sky watching you”.

[@miles6593]

@@thejurassicchicken1445 : I don't agree with all of George's philosophies either , my friend . That is certainly not the way that this soul perceives God . Myself , I perceive God as a life force which flows within and without the beings on this planet .... the life force which connects all living beings together . My perception sees the interconnection and interdependence between all entities . For this reason , all life is sacred to me . Peace and good health to you ... Miles from Canada .

[@thejurassicchicken1445]

@@miles6593 I like your perspective, it seems humble and loving. Peace from US

[@Ravishrex1]

Global public ThAnks to the interwebs

[@bodyshoplaboratories501]

All comedy is philosophy.

[@nunya3097]

I am becoming increasingly fond of this man, now that i'm old enough to understand what he is talking about.

[@filmeseverin]

Yes, he told many truths but..., generally, those from such videos, exposed to my clear and undeniable demonstrations who still want to remain atheists, are ignoring intentionally the simple fact that *from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes,* hoping that this reality is the result of no intelligence, in other words that God does not exist, only to escape the responsibility for their deeds, to not be Judged by God/Jesus after the leaving of this world, but they are in error. *_"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that each one may receive his due for the things done in the body, whether good or bad."_* 2 Corinthians 5, 10 My simple and undeniable demonstrations can be found after sorting the comments with the newest first.

[@nunya3097]

​@@filmeseverin demons are literally mind controlling parasites that by our (unknowing) invitation into our holy temple, gain decision making rights to our "free will"... therefore free will is an illusionary system of trickery that we are "held accountable" for & spend countless lifetimes paying off this karmic debt as divine beings enslaved in a body of flesh with no memory. Welcome to earth.

[@almagirimai8931]

The man saw so clearly! He had a gift with language and communication. He shone the light of humour on human stupidity and made us laugh and at the same time little wiser and less self-important. Thank you GC.

[@calebniederhofer6529]

He had a gift ,He just used it for evil.

[@larrylinn8589]

@@calebniederhofer6529 He used it for realists!

[@calebniederhofer6529]

@@larrylinn8589 How? Mocking Christianity, and making claims that actually are not even aligned with what the bible says . It never says if you break one of the 10 commandments you are going to hell. Jesus died on the cross , so we could be forgiven of our sins. Hey he believed what he did , just like I believe what I do. We will all find out one day . He obviously used it has a platform for jokes , and mockery that is clear.

[@larrylinn8589]

@@calebniederhofer6529 Social commentator and former alter-boy George Carlin sums it up, “Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.”

[@calebniederhofer6529]

@@larrylinn8589 I have seen his stand up , and that exact video. It is a stand up bit , It is just a mockery for his bit. It is not aligned with what the bible says. As with most Athiest , They put Christinaity as the same as other religions , which it is not.

[@pattimoore35]

Can you possibly imagine what dear George would have to say about the past 12 years...? Epic!

[@holger_p]

Unfortunatly the same as he did. Nothing has changed. Maybe BLM and climate came up as topics, but not how people deal with it. It's still the religious people doing weird statements.

[@marshamariner7897]

I'd go w the last 8....when the CHEETOE TRAITOR came down that escalator (?) our country was doomed MORE THAN USUAL 🍄🦃😵

[@ukestudio3002]

A) he wouldn’t believe it ..B) unfortunately democracy ..would be the punchline.

[@DragonReaver]

@@holger_p It is just Christians ruining the world like always.

[@holger_p]

@@DragonReaver no, maybe you mean Christian heritage, but religious people regular praying are rather a minority. But dangerous cause they are rather stupid.

[@mrkcioffi]

I love this guy beyond belief. He was an intellectual and a comedic genius. Laugh my balls off every time I hear him.

[@TheRareCriticalThinker]

“…but he loves you.” gets me every time

[@melindacortez2977]

Me too!! 😂

[@leischutte9179]

Yeah, which isn't actually funny but the hypocrisy of the whole notion of a divine theistic anthropomorphic deity being omnipotent and for some reason needing to sacrifice his son for the 'sins' of the world instead of in all of his 'omnipotence' forgiving everyone of the 'sin' they were born into, is just absurd!

[@chadrasmussen1154]

Lol

[@tattoomesam]

But if u don’t love him back and accept him as your lord and savior you are going straight to hell lol

[@TheRareCriticalThinker]

@@leischutte9179 exactly. I don’t understand how people don’t question it

[@janetbaker7848]

This man was so far ahead of his time! I am so glad I found him when I was a teenager and have lived my entire life with his philosophies. I am now 70 years old. And I am happy to say that I am not part of the system.

[@annadelgado3631]

Correct. I don't judge anyone each to there own opinion 😊

[@slaheyful]

Forever gone, but still forever with us today😂❤

[@NottherealLucifer]

@@annadelgado3631I judge every single human I've ever met, and yet I keep it to myself as long as they keep their opinion to themselves. I honestly don't care about anyone's religion, I just hate that people think that them believing in Jesus means I have to live by their rules.

[@ivanthehunter3530]

"I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

[@beverleyderby1536]

1954 baby here, too. He was truly brilliant. And courageous. Loved him from the days of the hippy dippy weatherman. True comedy, from a then performer who was still too young to be outraged...

[@smokeytwitchsmokey]

I relate to this man more than anyone else on this planet...way ahead of his time...we miss you bud

[@luthermanning6400]

You're not fucking lying

[@Snatchystashy]

The United States of America isn't the beacon of hope of the world, and we only do what's in our best interest. All the God shit just cracks me up. George's ultimate message was, "Sit back and enjoy the ride, cuz we're all fucked anyway."

[@filmeseverin]

Actually, *all evil has been done because of stupidity and the main/worst stupidity has always been to not listen by God/Jesus.* In particular, for mankind, if ALL people (over history and nowadays) would have followed the main commandment from Jesus Christ, *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other humans as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* all the crimes and the tremendous useless suffering would have never happen. As Jesus has said: *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 Unfortunately, too many people have refused over history, and too many still refuse nowadays, to follow this. God is not showing intentionally direct evidences (as atheists want) because He wants to see our *free* choices, how much we love perfection (100% goodness, wisdom, justice, pure love....) and how much we detest evilness=stupidity. - If/when we will have direct evidences of God, as atheists want, then we ALL will have immediately interested love regarding our Heavenly Father, but now, the really good humans, who love God/Jesus only from the revelation of the truth, can prove their true love for Divinity, for perfection, while living here with 100% freedom. By the way, those who sort the comments and read enough from my posts (both answers and threads) can see that *I have proved* that this reality has been created by an eternal perfect Intelligence (called God / the Creator) whose nature will never be really comprehended by humans (because of our proved limitations) except through Jesus Christ, the human form of God.

[@jonjosenna5581]

Delivery is fast and flawless, no stutter or mis spoken word. Sheer brilliance!!

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." Possibly my favorite quote from George (there are so many to pick from). And so ever true!

[@shootingbricks8554]

Yup. Look at the Middle East now lol

[@santividal9387]

'Having 10 commandments was, really, a marketing decision' is my pick. He was truly a brilliant man

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

@@santividal9387 Also a phenomenal line.

[@mike53153]

I wouldn't believe in a god that couldn't do his own killing. All those that killed in the name of God didn't believe in god. So, what really happened is all those people were killed in the name of a disbelief in god.

[@jackwatsonepic626]

I have listened to this about 80 times over 2 years. I can't understand how anybody. Can not agree with what he is saying. People who still believe there is a God I'm talking about. I would love to play this in church.😂🇬🇧

[@RootlessNZ]

George really understood this stuff and was so gifted in his ability to share it. He is sorely missed.

[@theharshtruthoutthere]

did he made it into heaven or hell? The SPIRIT MAN of him is still in existence. And since he is dead since 2008, the ? is about, where is he in spirit form, in heaven or in hell?

[@Rob-es3xj]

​@@theharshtruthoutthereidiot

[@PaulEvans-vc8ot]

He missed the point though

[@medicshark]

@@PaulEvans-vc8othow so

[@ahsenserhat9270]

​@@theharshtruthoutthereYeah he will go to the hell according to religion %99,9 unless he was on a very secret and important religious mission 😂

[@gilmichaud5852]

I love this. I’ve been an atheist for 50 years

[@Atilla-m9i]

God willing you will believe and ask God for forgiveness before it's too late. I hope Mr. Carlin did.

[@gilmichaud5852]

@@Atilla-m9i mr Carlin did not. And neither will I. It’s absolute nonsense.

[@diane5140]

@@Atilla-m9i Some of us think critically without needing religion as a crutch

[@sophieb5440]

Hell yeah!!!

[@danielmchale4383]

In my opinion. George is the coolest comedian ever

[@neilholmes8200]

Yeah the only person I've ever heard who comes close is Lewis Black

[@mikryan5846]

Think he's been dead a while, he's pretty cold

[@FANOFWAR34]

bill burr is up there with george

[@Tom_Seeker]

I think he was enlightened

[@shaec3405]

* coolest human ever

[@THEFALLEN528]

I would pay good money to be able to hear what he would have to say about the way things are today. R.I.P. to a brilliant guy.

[@jamesagwe2981]

If he ran for president maybe then I would get political

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

@@jamesagwe2981 Why would he run for president?

[@dlitefulone]

Facts! His perspective would be something to hear.

[@Kitiwake]

RIP.... Which means requiesat in pace a Latin phrase used in the Catholic rite for the dead. How ironic.

[@fistfullofsalt6311]

A true master at master classing the people who think they are the "master class" in society. We miss you George, the world needs you back.

[@tomdrischler4053]

Thee best comedian of all time!!! Saw him 4 times live!

[@filmeseverin]

Yes, he pointed here, for example, the deceiving done by many wolves in sheepskin (fake believers of the truth), as we have been informed that there will be money hungry preachers who deceive Christians and lead them away from the truth. 2 Peter 2,1-3

[@Razorhaloforever]

Sad we lost him right after the 2008 performance. He was such a genius.

[@user-rg4zm2gr5k]

... and such a poor person in spirit ...

[@shwingler8871]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5kspirits don’t exist

[@GeneralSherm]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5knot everyone has to have the same beliefs as you 🙄 get over it 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@jammapcb]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5k he just pointed out the bs. You all NPC retards!

[@Brad1979]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5kawe you’re a brain washed asshole with a non existent spirit, shitty. I hope Santa brings you gifts this Christmas. Hahahaha good luck asshole

[@sea5086]

George Carlin is absolutely brilliant! He was a gift to humanity, huge loss when he passed.

[@5thhorseman982]

Prophet.

[@florentin4061]

I just discovered him now! I left islam for exact these same thoughts he is talking about. I love his philosophy

[@ryanmarlin2974]

@@florentin4061 lmao, you left the truth because of a comedian. I study philosophy too, and I'm Muslim.

[@David.L291]

@@florentin4061 He's also in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

[@GenJeweler]

@@ryanmarlin2974 Haha that isn’t the truth 🤣

[@AcidRant1]

I watched these bits when I was 12 and they changed my life, thanks George. Joe bless you

[@Iakinfivanovich]

Why I not watch this masterpiece 10 years ago

[@TomCatFromMA]

Correct me if I'm wrong, really. But it has recently come to pass that the Trump whore house made it legal for churches to maintain their tax exempt status EVEN IF THEY HAVE AN OPENLY POLITICAL AGENDA (which used to mean they were no longer a non-profit and therefore, must pay taxes. So, for instance, they can stump for a person running for political office and donate money in order to influence local lawmakers and presidential nominees. So, we are regressing and destroying even further the idea of separation of church and state. Maybe we'll soon see the president choose a religion for all of us despite the Constitution forbidding it.

[@Tam5115]

@@TomCatFromMA I hadn't heard about this, but I always thought that churches were self sustaining, IOW, the congregation pays for itself, and strictly on a volunteer basis, with weekly offerings. (one of my main objections to Scientology being tax free- because they absolutely make money by selling- and people HAVE to pay to belong) But in reality, they have always been involved with politics. In the 80's we had The Moral Majority, and recently, The Tea Party. Nowadays, we just hear, Evangelicals. Those groups are the base for Pro-Life and anti homosexuality. They back all of their positions with the Bible. I'm thinking the Bible is their Constitution, and consider it the law of the land, above the Constitution. As like minded individuals, they are very politically active. They are not doing this as a representative of their church- there is no Baptist party or Catholic party, you see what I mean? The hypocrisy is staggering though. By backing Trump, they have to twist their morality and standards into unrecognizable, and even blasphemous forms. Zero credibility IMO.

[@abigailslade3824]

Acid Rant lol joe gets shit done

[@toyotajr]

You started early. Congrats! Carlin is wisdom..

[@dennyworthington6641]

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." Victor Stenger

[@muddathironly123]

This guy is not just entertainer he is a great teacher of morality and logic

[@dbmikeyg255]

He’s not fickle that’s why RIP

[@thisguy1801]

Cool story. Now he's nothing in dust. Funny, as rebelious as I was as a kid..dude was never funny. Kinda a bitch. Now he's nothing, never existed.

[@AntitheistHuman]

I have known him recently, what a shame to have never heared about him before

[@daystar4058]

Smh...

[@jackjohnsen8506]

you must be as dumb as Carlin is?

[@CuongLe-vg6os]

George’s facial expression make it 100 times better. George Carlin’s the GOAT.

[@OC1621.]

George Carlin. Say it loud. GEORGE CARLIN.👍👍👍🇯🇲❤

[@supreme5580]

"And he always needs money!!" Televangelists ouch...

[@reignman30]

Not just televangelists, every church passes around the collection plate every Sunday. My uncle goes to a church that collected their credit card numbers so if they miss church for whatever reason, they can still donate to get their soul saved ;). God is keeping score you know.

[@laei6391]

@jason Edenburg Even Justin Bieber

[@WindrunnerB4]

@@reignman30 that’s, easily leading to straight up stealing.

[@WindrunnerB4]

My mom’s church has a collection plate, but the money doesn’t just go to her, it goes to her, the staff, the church in general and a good portion goes to charity. Much better than those corrupt churches where the priests and pastors and bishops get all the money.

[@davidhunt7249]

RELIGION: FEED ME!

[@C_Corpze]

I laughed so hard at this, I love the humor here. And he makes pretty solid points too.

[@filmeseverin]

Sort the comments and read my messages / demonstrations to know why he, like any atheist, was in error regarding the truth about / from God / Jesus, the most important truth.

[@JuniperWalker-p6m]

Years later still on point George. We love you for it. What George Carlin said is TRUTH. No more to be said..

[@Princess_Celestia_]

Half truth. I doubt he would have predicted the people laughing at his jokes would partake now the very same s**t he made fun of.

[@suezbell1]

Would really like to hear his take on today's Republican party.

[@unconka-rebeltruth9336]

It needs retelling . . We need to be sure our kids see this man

[@johannjohann6523]

George Carlin should have been made Pope. lol.

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@will420high4]

Best stand ups ever made! We, rational people, miss you a lot George!

[@pauloc1968]

WE RATIONAL PEOPLE LOL

[@will420high4]

@@pauloc1968 funny enough, many aren't nowadays with so much fanatism towards politics, religion and conspiracy theories, so yeah, that's why it kinda takes a rational person to even enjoy this content and also to "get it"

[@jackooooooooo]

@@will420high4 I mean i believe in god, and even i think some of what carlin says is hilarious, especially when he starts cutting down the commandments. The same with patton oswald or any of the other atheist comedians. Everything should be made of, even if you on't like it.

[@FurbyPurrson]

@@jackooooooooo yes everything should be made fun of not because some things they (comedians) don't like, it just because they feel much more responsibility towards their audience rather than giving something to laugh and forget them later. comedians like carlin and chappelle always bring religion and racism in their every stand up just not because people want them just because comedians want to see a better future for everyone without bs self made hatreds or delusions that never help anyone.

[@johnrockyryan]

​@@will420high4 my brother me and you both miss the fuck out of Carlin people need a bitter dose of the fucking truth nowadays

[@hitman5782]

What makes this guy so extremely good is that all he is joking about is accurate.

[@discopotato4673]

@notfiveo _Thank who?_

[@dazzlingsky8863]

🤨📷

[@asoniamrds05]

Thank random chance I'm an atheist

[@mr.lucasifer]

"It's funny cause it's true.. it's funny, AND true"

[@roxanneshuster8308]

@@asoniamrds05 "random chance"? Sorry, but THAT makes no sense.

[@kore1552]

Timeless , way ahead of his time,, and more relevant than ever now, legend !

[@jasonstraub6954]

I can't get enough of him. My favorite comedian.

[@DavidRomero-hj2wx]

Ditto 😊

[@Dbfjjxnd]

lol that’s depressing to hear

[@yeahwhatever429]

I've watched this many times since his death. And it never gets old

[@Blivot]

He tells it like it is huh??? WOW!

[@NottherealLucifer]

@@Dbfjjxnd If you think that this statement is in any way depressing you're an absolute buffoon.

[@hugoforesti9741]

George Carlin was an observer of life and american habits. Listening to George Carlin talking about VIRUSES is just eye opening and ever so REAL. RIP George #respect

[@livefreehobbies4326]

This man was highly intelligent. He was as blunt and realistic about things as he could be. The older I get the more I'm turning into a George Carlin. RIP George. You are missed.

[@MrPaulpops2003]

he was good ,but us Brits are light years ahead in comedy now...watch and learn

[@tracykingston9668]

@@MrPaulpops2003 Give us some examples of who to listen to , mate. Cheers. Hail to the Queen.

[@MrPaulpops2003]

@@tracykingston9668 Frankie Boyle ,Ricky Gervais ,Lee Mack ,Al Murray :]

[@conservativestrawman9837]

@@MrPaulpops2003 wow, I'm convinced. Lmao

[@ddnn974]

Unfortunately most people in their seventies are still dumb asses

[@willsommervil6141]

His stand up comedy shows will never gets old for me 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿😂

[@StygianStyle]

A lot of comedians have done this bit, but Carlin's delivery is on such a higher level.