George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

A video I put together containing George Carlin's stand up clips about religion.
I hope George's family don't mind me making and sharing this.
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[@duderyandude9515]

“The gods we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that is about half a chromosome away from the chimpanzee.” - Christopher Hitchens

[@jojonr619]

@Sergei Brinn sounds like an absolute waste of a life and time on a gamble that there’s something after death

[@jamesmayle4712]

God gave me these four steps via divine revelation. He said anyone who does all four are guaranteed a divine revelation of their own. They are the mustard seed of Faith, the bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself to you personally. Believe or not, do for yourself and see. Forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. There's deep spiritual significance in these steps. Every one is important, and it's the least God accepts. Three books of the bible will be enough for the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, etc, but am honest to goodness one on one conversation with God. An actual meeting. Unmistakable, and unable to be misinterpretaed. He told me that he's guaranteed the steps to work 100%. You just need to do them guininly. It's not hard. Do those steps in that order please. It's all True. I promise,

[@snitchy218]

@@jamesmayle4712 on god⁉️

[@LuciferZL1]

🤣

[@johncee853]

@@jamesmayle4712 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

[@detroitdave3505]

That fact that the church said he was down in hell after his death would’ve made him smile ear to ear

[@ouiouibien_1979]

😆💯👌 love this comment ❤

[@devol3829]

did they really make that statement?

[@detroitdave3505]

@@devol3829 yeah on tv no less

[@detroitdave3505]

@@devol3829 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iafFkJmDgb2kqZY

[@user-ky8du8lk7l]

You know, if George qualifies for hell then hell sounds like the place you wanna be!

[@blaisemceneany1664]

Carlin would’ve had a BALL today if he was still with us. Need someone like him now more than ever.

[@tonkerdog1]

And Hitchens

[@hydriumstudio]

we still do but they're all dying or getting cancelled.

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@davidsourdis5423]

I can't imagine what he would say about the trumptards & the orange POS

[@paulsmith9192]

@blaisemceneany1664 especially, covid.he pretty much predicted it

[@MishaHendrix]

This man has dedicated his life to speaking out against bigotry, taking yourself too seriously and being just plain fucking stupid. Thank you George, forever.

[@irishscience580]

Nah he supported abortion, didn't believe in god. Those two things reveal he was easily brainwashed, and broken

[@axelshatzko]

LMFAO

[@irishscience580]

He supports killing unborn people so...

[@raysims134]

Facts😅

[@mmmmm1113]

This man… I had his book Brain Droppings at 11… and that’s why I am the way I am! Fuck you Spiros, you sheep fucking donkey diddler!

[@deanb4799]

I wish he was still here. World needs Carlin right now.

[@logicallily7391]

now that government has become the new religion...? well there's always Joe Pesci....

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

So much of what he says echo truths of today.

[@AB-vc7ox]

And Don Rickles too.

[@Swarming-Languendo]

Id say the best replacement would be Bill Burr

[@smokeytwitchsmokey]

I relate to this man more than anyone else on the planet...way ahead of his time...and the whole God thing. *mind blown*

[@BrianGivensYtube]

I prayed to get a new bike for christmas. Then I realized that's not how religion works, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

[@dreamwarriorthresh]

Brilliant - 😂😂

[@EBUNNY2012]

Well, you could make as a Catholic then.

[@ArminThapa]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrianGivensYtube]

@@Scream357 I heard that from my friend who went to catholic school, had no intention of ripping of a quote as you say. Just thought it was applicable to the comedic situation!

[@temaori4391]

@@Scream357 rwooosh

[@Xiannv.]

“God is the leading cause of death in history.” Thank God someone dares to say it out loud. 😂

[@GregWorzel]

Except for the 100,000,000 people who were murdered by atheist dictators in the last century.

[@notsodailydiscorddump1610]

thank who? 😂

[@joeycarter9020]

This world needs George more than ever now..

[@hadara69]

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[@anthonycraddock6739]

That’s clever and so true

[@dgjax9809]

Great quote and spot on 💯

[@DatDuckfan]

What is wise to your standard ?

[@Mm-vr9mt]

@@DatDuckfan Anyone aware of the central bank it's subsidiaries and it's bloodlines, truly the enemy of the world.

[@anthonycraddock6739]

DatDuckfan respect to anyone is wise . The age of reasoning ,science, in my opinion only, shows how far we’ve come in understanding how life works in general. Religion is man made to suppress and control and manipulate people. It’s 2019 , we fly in the in the air because of science . We know thunder and lightning is natural phenomena,not a deity telling us he is angry at us as they thought so long ago . The world is volatile ,always will be , shame people don’t respect others opinions if they disagree with each other .

[@davegunall1450]

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” George Carlin

[@edwardgawrysjr6007]

I cannot argue that point 👊🏻

[@MadScientist267]

And fuckin proud of it 🤣

[@jonstensaas9077]

That's a great quote. As a matter of fact in my humble opinion George Carlin has many great and funny as blank quotes. A comedic genius of our short time here on the molten rock spinning around the sun..oh yeah that's George's God..LOL.. I m 64 and only recently started listening to his stand up shows. And "God Bless" him for giving me the joy of the most laughter I've had in a long time!!!

[@mikaeljotsa2226]

Don't know about the U.S but as an African from Cameroon, i can assure you, you have no idea to which extend bullshit can go

[@harrykuheim6107]

The Obamavilles in Portland/Seattle are the most pathetic Freak Show of all time.

[@lianavasquez1561]

George Carlin told it like it is!!... May he rest in peace. Just loved him!

[@geoffdein2894]

When you say rest in peace, what do you mean?

[@issacclark6109]

Carlin told it how it was in his head. Reality now that is a different story.

[@nancy9704]

@@geoffdein2894 And how the eff do we know what happens when we croak? Rest, my ass!

[@hellabella8295]

He’s resting now.. 😂😂

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." Possibly my favorite quote from George (there are so many to pick from). And so ever true!

[@shootingbricks8554]

Yup. Look at the Middle East now lol

[@santividal9387]

'Having 10 commandments was, really, a marketing decision' is my pick. He was truly a brilliant man

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

@@santividal9387 Also a phenomenal line.

[@tahseti1113]

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" - Oscar Wilde

[@jjammmees]

The window of our house faces east.

[@WilbertLek]

@@jjammmees Your account has been hacked.

[@jjammmees]

@@WilbertLek By whom.

[@WilbertLek]

@@jjammmees By yourself it seems...

[@jjammmees]

@@WilbertLek What do you mean?

[@bluepeter3470]

Can you imagine him being alive today. Look at the material he could comment on.

[@comradesky5931]

​@Prince Jaq Hitchens is the greatest loss

[@Sapper201D]

He simply would say ."I've told you so."

[@fatheremmet2003]

Same as Bill Hicks....

[@comradesky5931]

@8bit NES Cutscene Is that so? When is the last time they did that?

[@comradesky5931]

@8bit NES Cutscene Cancel culture is a problem but they couldn't cancel stand up comedy. They might make it harder to get on some channels. Nothing stops Roseanne from making online videos. She would fit right in on Facebook… Carlin wasn't racist or sexist so I don't see what they'd hate. His attacks on religion, the rich, and government would fit in quite well with the left. He at least publicly hated politics and political ideology, but he was clearly a very strong social liberal with a desire for a basic welfare state. He was like a chimera of a libertarian and democratic socialist (think Northern Europe). Not sure how much of all that was just an act.

[@TheGreyman61]

This man is timeless.

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@TheGreyman61]

@samlkings5783 Believe what you want. Extraordinary claims require Extraordinary evidence-Carl Sagan And I believe that. Just because millions of people believe something doesn't make it fact. 500 years ago everyone believed the earth was flat.

[@samlkings5783]

@@TheGreyman61 I'm not a believer man I'm saying in evil god just like you said not give us extraordinary evidence and be playing playing with us and suffer

[@reneesimerale]

To ALL who do not beileve what is the ONE thing that God gave us?? anybody??

[@TheGreyman61]

@samlkings5783 It says in the Bible "God man man in his image" So since man is capable of good and evil it seems reasonable to assume god is also capable of good and evil. The Bible shows many examples of the evil that your God perpetuates. All in the guise of saving the Judea or punishing perceived evil. The alleged flood, Sodom and Gommorah, the 10th so called plague in Egypt. This old Testament God is a petty jealous frankly unstable being needing anger management.

[@musiclover9361]

"...when you've finished burning all the books." - My goodness: how prescient was he??

[@joseph-ow1hf]

The man was a master of language.

[@gretai8057]

A Master of wit...)))

[@skydiesay6019]

I just made the likes 911 lmao

[@Jblah]

@Fluffy Panda Yeah its absolutely astounding that a experienced member of society who clearly has great reasoning skills aswell as a great level of humor can have wisdom. Only a priest, a hollywood celebrity or any random scientist can have wisdom. SMH

[@Jblah]

@@skydiesay6019 u suck LMAO

[@Jblah]

Lmfao i dont think he speaks any other languages.

[@munshiji1]

This will never get old. It was relevant then. It is relevant today. And it will be relevant tomorrow

[@munshiji1]

True that...

[@elemu3653]

Spot on 😎👍

[@ChadEllisMusic]

Still relevant one week after posting this! Long live Carlin! =)

[@kubasniak]

I watch him at least once a year. It is epic every fucking time !

[@johnchristiansen9095]

kubasniak .... I raised my children on this, and they are better people than any Christian ever will be... The lessons they’ve learned are more important than shielding them from reality... bad language or not

[@user-lh3qk4jr7t]

GeorgeCarlin tells the truth in his off-the-wall humor. Ive been listening to him since i was 16, I'm now 70. I sleep great adter listening toGeorge.!!

[@DH-xm3hc]

😂😂👏👏✌️❤️🌼 Still here 2024 🇺🇸 George Carlin will always be missed and loved. Glad I was fortunate enough to grow up, listening and watching him ✌️❤️🌼🇺🇸

[@trollemctrollersen]

Carlin is a big talker. That is it.

[@samanthaholm9634]

​@@trollemctrollersen he's dead he died

[@trollemctrollersen]

@@samanthaholm9634 He was dead long before he stopped breathing.

[@tomato12terra]

“….but he loves you”: one of the greatest pieces of stand up comedy ever

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

He does until you are able to think for yourself then guess who's burning but don't forget he loves you lol.

[@USA92]

Not existing kinda ruins it.

[@tanyalake9152]

It is impossible, unfortunately, to stay away from people who are non atheist/political. So many "christian/political adults" are so-called nurses, doctors, lawyers, judges, teachers, landlords. My so-called landlord is another Brown-skinned person. He loves money but, don't like fixing (certain) things, except when I withhold the rent. There is a hole in my ceiling, which I knew he saw, and he wilfully ignored the hole. I shouldn't have to tell that immature, insensitive, wilfully ignorant, money hungry, brainwashed mentality to fix the whole in the ceiling. I shouldn't have to withhold the rent, either, for him to fix/patch the ceiling.

[@tomato12terra]

@@tanyalake9152what has this unintelligible gibberish got anything to do with George Carlin’s comedy on religion????

[@tanyalake9152]

@@tomato12terra - Get 🤬 out and of here, assuming, self-centered, brainwashed, twisted, jerk!!!

[@giggukbangbangbang1874]

"Religion is true for the common people, false for the wise, and useful by the rulers" -Seneca

[@codynautic]

spot on

[@steve-o6413]

I used to think it had a useful value as a moral guide until I started hearing the Moral interpretation by the Faithful who think they know every loophole and why their interpretation doesn't apply to themselves...

[@taketimeout2share]

Which of those categories did Seneca belong to?

[@giggukbangbangbang1874]

@@taketimeout2share wise

[@taketimeout2share]

​@@giggukbangbangbang1874 That was a rhetorical question. Only a fool thinks he is wise. I think Seneca would go along with that. Seneca lived in a time when religion was a personal thing. Now Religion is an expected and unavoidable duty in too many parts of the world.

[@kcwalker46]

I loved George Carlin. To me he was a prophet and only spoke the truth. Come back George, we all need you.

[@user-zm3dg3pu8y]

George is not in a good position with God from his speech nor those laughing. Mocking God will put you in not nice place for eternity.

[@kcwalker46]

Honey, I'm 80 years old. I've watched Carlin since he was first on tv with Richard Pryor. I love him as a person and as a talent. I also think God gives each of us the right to enjoy someone's talent . So, Baby, don't tell me what I can and cannot enjoy. You have a blessed life.@@user-zm3dg3pu8y

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@user-zm3dg3pu8y Grow up!

[@jenniferaisley7884]

I'd just love to see George when he finally ran into God!

[@karenfioretti9838]

@@user-zm3dg3pu8yprove it. 10:14

[@panagiotisanastasopoulos107]

"If they want to have a say, let them pay their admission fee like the rest of us"! Spot on!! Amazing!!

[@leischutte9179]

Yeah! Christian churches, like all other religions are capable and have committed acts of terrorism in the lives of some people!!! I mean millions burned at the stake, the crusades, and even in modern day they continue to perpetuate terrorism and a state of consciousness and quality of life basically equating to hell on Earth... also they don't like Homo sapien sapien xx sexed organisms and by attempting to pass legislation that forces xx sexed chromosome Homo sapien sapien's who have a uterus and the ability to gestate another Homo sapien sapien organism into gestational slavery or by depriving any girl or woman from having access to safe, affordable, accessible birth control and emergency contraception-which obviously prevents pregnancy- they are basically through their actions showing they believe a potential person has more rights than a woman or girl has. How the hell is that possibly called moral? It isn't- it's cruel and evil! Also, they need to understand that for some of us (like myself) being forced into gestational slavery or motherhood would be our worst nightmare come true. No thanks, my other three worst personal nightmares are my lived reality. ...Also, is anyone else having trouble accessing reliable, accurate information from credible sources about science, world news, history, etc.? I very much miss that and am wondering why I don't have access to it... also super weird a bunch of my books have disappeared ... not to mention cruel!

[@Samuelon552]

George Carlin transcended comedy into straight up philosophy. We need more people with balls to stand up against the bullshit.

[@interfaultability]

absolutely agree , you said everything i thought whilst watching

[@jackbolland9628]

You do know actual atheist philosophers get embarrassed by the new atheists, these people are not philosophers, they are not fighting the resistance they are part of the tide and mainstream culture, pretty much the entire mainstream media are atheistic leaning are you really that dim

[@jackbolland9628]

@@interfaultability same goes to you

[@ottozambrana66]

That kind of "philosophy" is for the common masses. Real philosophy was written in the book this imbecile tried so hard to contradict UNSUCCESSFULLY.

[@jeisytudu3477]

Why need when you can

[@TheRareCriticalThinker]

“…but he loves you.” gets me every time

[@melindacortez2977]

Me too!! 😂

[@leischutte9179]

Yeah, which isn't actually funny but the hypocrisy of the whole notion of a divine theistic anthropomorphic deity being omnipotent and for some reason needing to sacrifice his son for the 'sins' of the world instead of in all of his 'omnipotence' forgiving everyone of the 'sin' they were born into, is just absurd!

[@chadrasmussen1154]

Lol

[@justinsullivan1285]

George Carlin was a comedian, social commentator and spoke truth to power who would had a field day with the current state of affairs today. Rest in power.✊

[@irishscience580]

Not really. He supported gay marriage, abortion etc. if would fit right in with the "club" these days.

[@carolesears5570]

I love the way his mind works.

[@Dqbbed]

Nobody had balls like Carlin, a true comedic legend way ahead of his time.

[@jimg2885]

I agree way ahead of his time and very funny..

[@MarkJacksonGaming]

-- Richard Pryor and Sam Kinnison did as well. Not to argue with ya. Just a couple peeps well worth checking out if you haven't. George was something special.

[@Dqbbed]

@@MarkJacksonGaming true I was speaking directly on how he puts everything in perspective in his own way, just like pryor, Sam or robin Williams, all have tremendous potential when it comes to mic skills.

[@axhegrat5109]

Carlin was like the miracle we were waiting for and had the pleasure of witnessing.

[@jadearthur8713]

Bill hicks

[@a.v.4106]

It's now 2019 and Montreal has begun taxing their churches :,) God bless joe pesci

[@peterkarv2845]

Nice!

[@mimim7026]

Wow! Really? How terribly reasonable of Montreal!

[@a.v.4106]

@Ben G he/she was being sarcastic lol

[@eifelitorn]

you mean joe pesci bless joe pesci?

[@WolfenX4]

CONGRATULATIONS. WATCH CHURCH CORRUPTION DECRRASE SIGNIFICANTLY

[@chriskappert1365]

This was a man who from childhood of , really LOOKED around and didn't chew all the regular bull that the " growin ups " told him , he USED his brain ! A verry rare gem of a man .

[@barbaraarnzen5181]

Yep. 💎

[@wootle]

Just beautiful, he was and will remain a LEGEND. Religion is a poison on humanity.

[@jkgramps]

I'm an old fart. For many, many years, George made me laugh. As he and I aged, he made me THINK. So much wisdom. I miss George.

[@karlasmuschristophersen3353]

jkgramps coco llama,l

[@antonioarcano7989]

Watch Bill Burr similar.

[@theorder7346]

@jkgramps I'm a young guy, 15 years old. For two years George made me laugh. As I aged, he made me think and criticise the world around me. So much fucking wisdom. I love his personality. I miss George.

[@phil7165]

Anonymous Cat I am the same way too lol

[@jennifergalberth1240]

HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS. YOUR PATRON SAINT😇🖤❤🖤😎🖤🙊🙉🙈

[@TerryUniGeezerPeterson]

Another amazing fact about GC is his ability to not only write his own material, but MEMORIZING it to the point where his act seems to be 100% improvised on the spot.

[@Rahbinah]

Because he is authentic

[@randymount8551]

@@Rahbinah I totally agree it is incredible his abilities to communicate

[@scoremxcom]

Especially on weed!!!

[@Fobber1980]

Interesting. I actually think his act seems very written - but well written and therefor it doesn't really matter.

[@scoremxcom]

@@Fobber1980 What does not matter? The weed? of course it does, it helped him and he used it!!

[@spinesplitter683]

This dude is always on point. Love him! RIP Mr Carlin.. you are a genius 👍😎😵‍💫

[@ZSimm2]

If only George Carlin was alive, he didn't know just how right he would be about our society.... Miss you George...

[@alesitercrimson24]

He would be so upset where we are now

[@pb5640]

“People are basically dumb”, George’s s got that right. Brilliant man! Gone but not forgotten.

[@rossevanricamara4169]

That might mean people like you.

[@hans-joachimbierwirth4727]

@@rossevanricamara4169 We all start as morons. I's on us whether we stay that way.

[@TheMatthew427]

Man I miss this guy. I wonder how savage his material would be today

[@jackpadz6079]

Pussies would be offended easily.

[@TheFrostbite324]

He’s too good for this decade

[@tamaking86]

Savage? He HAS been savage since 1974 with his first HBO presentation.

[@billh344]

Not sure George could handle the extremes of the right and left today. Both are completely nuts.

[@jase37]

@@billh344 The right is much worse though.

[@obedhernandez6783]

No one makes more sense then Carlin.

[@IanLeg]

Gotta Love George, RIP One of my favorites -Religion!!

[@hellepost1439]

Dave Allen: First day at School❣️

[@catkeys6911]

"Personally, I would never want to be a member of any group where you either HAVE TO wear a hat, or YOU CAN'T wear a hat". -Such a simple statement that seems to so cleanly sum up the ludicrous nature of whole religion business.

[@s.e.f8160]

Exactly! But it’s so true

[@carna-9501]

Then theres heathenry. Take their shit because you want too, fuck their women because you want too, do whatever you want within the laws of the community, because you want too. Do so and you will have lived your life the way you wished, while at the same time living with honor. Its glorious

[@jasoncarpp7742]

I wear a hat a lot when I'm outside, but when I sit down with someone, I remove my hat.

[@boogathon]

But you don't have to join a religion, which negates his whole complaint.

[@danieluselmann1034]

"HATS OPTIONAL!"

[@robertabrams8562]

I miss this guys humor so much…he was a pure comical genius

[@WilbertLek]

And in whose "god" do you "believe"?

[@MrEichhorn]

just genius...or is reality comical? At least you cant take it with out humor.

[@equilibrium1999]

He was more than that. A Philosophical Comedian as well as a true Prophet.

[@kennethfrierson2037]

Classic my all time favorite

[@cosmocho8216]

He was a genius who was a comic

[@RandyLetellier-bu9eq]

My mom gave me my first George Carlin album when I was 17. I'm 66 years old, and I can say that my mind was greatly influenced by this genius.

[@MrJacobrabbit]

AM FM is great CD and Class Clown

[@hellepost1439]

Dave Allen: First day at School❣️

[@zzcanasta]

Kudos to your mom. She must have been - maybe still is (?) - a very special human being.

[@willchristie2650]

My mom would have forbidden him (if she was hip enough to know about him) because he used dirty words. She could watch the nightly bloodbath of murders on network entertainment TV every night, but god forbid anyone use a 4 letter word in his virginal presence.

[@bullets1x99]

George was a philosopher with a sense of humor not a comedian 😅I had his album on cd had a logo 🚫 with a stick figure farting I wish I still had it

[@mwangimuturi1091]

The most honest person to have ever lived

[@JeffReams]

When philosophy meets comedy you get George Carlin.

[@denierdev9723]

Philosophy + Comedy + Pre-Boomers

[@babilabub]

Aptly put.

[@suminazoran1314]

Thats philosophy? Have You even finished high school?

[@denierdev9723]

@@suminazoran1314 If I think that hotdogs are good with mustard because it is easier to digest, because the mustard breaks down the hotdog on a molecular level and my amino acids can react with it quicker, meaning quicker digestion, that's my philosophy about mustard on hotdogs. If I think rape is wrong because it violates the law and is unconsentful and abusive, as wel as defiling, then that's my philosophy about rape. You confused this philosophy because you think "philosophy" is being Plato and writing thousand-page books.

[@denierdev9723]

@@suminazoran1314 Point being that Carlin has his philosophies on certain topics he shares in a humorous way. Now stfhu

[@njhoepner]

"They don't want to know what Jesus would do so they can do it, but so they can tell other people to do it." Priceless.

[@MrMarco855]

Ignorant cheap statement.

[@mamalives6938]

We were born speaking more truth life and wisdom in 3 words then any doctrines or laws of man. WaWa MaMa DaDa. This is who we really are born to be. Electing the laws of 1 man to parent the world in knowledge is the opposite of freedom. Says we are incompetent to parent our own children.

[@jimchumley7907]

Nathan; Your priceless and an ignorant idiot like this ignorant fool was.

[@s.h.1639]

sadly, this is true of a lot of christians. it gives us a bad rap.

[@Footballcornerworld]

Belief has nothing to do with the church, people still don't got this point.

[@steventeter3332]

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. I listen to George Carlin on Easter Sunday

[@xikano8573]

🤣🤣🤣

[@seansweeney2875]

George was a different class, magnificent ...RIP George ❤🙏

[@Z19901000sadd4m]

i come here whenever i feel like i need some spiritual support

[@sinistrubs]

Me too

[@nappyscribe1987]

hahahahahaha

[@deepaknanda1113]

Good place...😁

[@alirezayousefi8575]

Totally agree

[@phil7165]

Saddam Mohd The one safe place.

[@deran1983]

Somewhere around 1990 George Carlin stopped writing jokes and started telling just the truth. And in his last specials is just pure wisdom.

[@goldenwolf8081]

He was an absolute 100% comedic genius! He spoke the truth better than anybody on earth!

[@traviscoates6878]

Must’ve been right around the same time he was on Lamb Chops Play Along. He said “fuck this, Lamb Chop’s Play Along is my Pinnacle”

[@eNigma011]

George was growing in wisdom as he aged. His truth will always be with us through the videos!👍

[@westnblu]

@@eNigma011 I guess we all do in a way, gain a bit of wisdom as we age, but I'm impressed with his theatrics and the facial expressions he uses on stage. It compliments the story telling and the punch line is hilarious. After all that torture and pain a sinner will experience remember God does love u🤣!

[@Tixtixboomboomroom]

😂 toQQ aww QQQq de de de SW SW d S SWW de de de de de d dee de de de de de de no no no de

[@gr8scott198]

I miss you, George! And you were right...that 3 Little Pigs story was great!

[@ricklocke1187]

One of the greatest American truth tellers of all time 💙💙🧢💙

[@filmeseverin]

Jesus Christ is the truth.

[@supreme5580]

"And he always needs money!!" Televangelists ouch...

[@reignman30]

Not just televangelists, every church passes around the collection plate every Sunday. My uncle goes to a church that collected their credit card numbers so if they miss church for whatever reason, they can still donate to get their soul saved ;). God is keeping score you know.

[@laei6391]

@jason Edenburg Even Justin Bieber

[@WindrunnerB4]

@@reignman30 that’s, easily leading to straight up stealing.

[@WindrunnerB4]

My mom’s church has a collection plate, but the money doesn’t just go to her, it goes to her, the staff, the church in general and a good portion goes to charity. Much better than those corrupt churches where the priests and pastors and bishops get all the money.

[@davidhunt7249]

RELIGION: FEED ME!

[@jeffn.918]

I saw him at Northern Michigan University in 88 or 89. He blew us 18-20 y.o. kids away! His intellect and delivery on stage was something I had never witnessed up to that point or since then. You can love him or hate him, agree or disagree with him, but you have to admit his style and technique was second to none.

[@glendalestoner420]

Absolutely 💯

[@Vintagefuture]

GET IT ON…..kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHXcgWqCiNOrgdU

[@Esiaa]

You're lucky you saw him in person. He was a genius. I loved his wit and intelligence.

[@rexwarren6136]

That's a fact

[@lillianmurphy303]

Agreed. I don't always agree with him or love every joke, but he was a stand-up comic with perfect technique, wit, smarts, all of it. So much thought went into what he did, but yet didn't come off that way in performance.

[@driverjamescopeland]

The greatest thing about truth, is that it never loses relevancy... and relevancy is the lifeblood of great comedy/comedians.

[@leischutte9179]

Truth is relative both culturally, personally, and in a diverse culture that allows multiple viewpoints, it may also lead to certain factions within a particular culture.

[@StGammon77]

Perspective is what comedians have, keep the truth out of it

[@gino7444]

What a genius!!! ... R.I.P. George ... you still make me laugh my ass off!!.

[@wilobrien9731]

The comedy of George Carlin is hilarious, brilliant and timeless. Carlin was much more than a stand up comic. He always wove social commentary into his programs, which prompted people to think and consider the state of affair while laughing. George Carlin is sorely missed.

[@spacejunky4380]

Ironically he's jokes are offensive now in-days among people only three years younger than me. The difference between someone who is 23 and 19/20 is shocking. I hardly can have a good day joking with them because eventually someone will get offended. Or, when you joke around a subject, then you poke the dragon's belly and joke directly about the topic and people turn to look at you like you've committed a sin is just odd. You can talk around the topic. Just can't directly state what it you were all joking about, okay cool

[@jasonpierson2304]

when you tell the truth in a funny way it never gets old

[@spacejunky4380]

@@jasonpierson2304 timeless man. I love topical comedy for that reason.

[@speechup2679]

So how you guys doin tonight huh!! Well fuuckk you!!!

[@lisamuliapower3764]

Well I judge him the best vague

[@barbariansinbattle1687]

How he mixes in pure fact with comedy is sheer genius. We will never have another George Carlin. R.I.P.

[@brandonedge]

I would say thank God for George. But truly I think if there is a God, it/he/she/whatever would be proud of having created a species that Carlin belonged to.

[@dionjanssen2790]

Amen 🌹❤️

[@OGJbug]

He was truly in a league of his own.

[@watersbey25]

True, but he definitely became more electrifying later in life.

[@davidmiller7394]

You should check out Hal Sparks - Karmageddon.

[@jonjosenna5581]

Delivery is fast and flawless, no stutter or mis spoken word. Sheer brilliance!!

[@agatoncolango6083]

Love this guy. His jokes are timeless.

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@leischutte9179]

MOST OF WHAT HE SAYS ISN'T FUNNY JUST REFRESHINGLY TRUE AND SAID OUTLOUD.

[@DavidsGameplayMC]

4:07 “well not overnight, you can’t see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning”😂

[@cabsep]

The follow up and timing of a genius.

[@davidschmidt6013]

When Carlin was younger, he focused on "naughty" humor, polite euphemisms and scatalogical references. But as he aged, he focused more and more on social issues, and began cutting WAY closer to the bone, and the language grew more and more profane (spelled: 'honest'). Way more interesting, in my opinion. He was truly a master, and his style and skill with language has (IMHO) not yet been equaled. RIP George, you are truly missed.

[@kevinretulado5731]

David Schmidt im from the Philippines goerge is really good

[@fenriders7008]

David Schmidt I think Bill Hicks came somewhat close to George in the deep cuts and social commentary. Both are absolute titans that would’ve had a field day with the world today to make material on.

[@kvandermeersch5753]

What is your opinion on Ricky Gervais' stuff, granted he's a bit younger but he comes from a middle class background and "only" became famous when he was 40-something old. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKetXp2Cp5p-rqM

[@singingwindrider9881]

RIP = rest in peace. George didn't believe in Jesus so he's not resting in peace, he's suffering in hell tormented by devils laughing at his torment :( sad, very very 😥 I sure hope he repented before he died but I've not seen anything that says he did.

[@darkice7669]

Rip to him and Patrice Oneal. The big 2 legends!

[@iknitall]

George is still on point today, he would have so much to say about the current stupidy of our country

[@samlkings5783]

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

[@iknitall]

Well thank God I'm an Atheist

[@samlkings5783]

@@iknitall so am i

[@mastermoye3915]

@@samlkings5783Me too! AND PROUD OF IT!

[@Premium2023oct]

More people should listen to his jokes it might even change your life

[@keeseagainsttheworld2106]

There will never be another George Carlin! R.I.P my dude

[@jackfarringer2326]

There was Bill Hicks

[@RickyC0626]

Dave Chapelle

[@V-tec28]

@A C Jack John has a God u think so??why?becouse he is using his brain??the thing God gave him?

[@kyoakland]

Truth

[@nappyscribe1987]

Wow, I didn't know he'd died.

[@Foreallionaire]

Carlin, a true champion of protected free speech.

[@gmgunnhildr2711]

Steven Soco that bit is also speech, so...yeah.

[@gmgunnhildr2711]

Steven Soco agreed.

[@kubakola]

PSESSIONS Absolutely

[@madyjules]

True & don’t forget Lenny Bruce

[@kevjer]

Nice old school phillies logo!!! Plus miss that Carlin wont be in bill and ted 3.

[@angelinalozada189]

I loved this guy. He always spoke the truth!! I wish he was alive today!!

[@dwightcrapson135]

Man made God in his own image.

[@chadrasmussen1154]

Naw God Is real and loves us

[@roberttucker8129]

My favorite atheist, and as a born and raised Christian, his religion talk always made me laugh harder than a lot of his stuff. RIP George, you were ahead of your time, and always right on point.

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

He was Genius friend

[@lindseyup]

Funny guy.. don't agree with his anti God rhetoric though

[@dukes1993724]

@@lindseyup Why not?

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

@@lindseyup I was very Religious all my life until I saw Mom get very Sick It was Horrible She had Cancer and it destroyed her. Cancer doesn't run in the family so I really don't know how she got it .

[@cfaubs7516]

@@lindseyup very smart man but chose to not understand what a true relationship with our creator is.

[@scottmorley3672]

Miss him. Huge importance for critical thinkers.

[@phildavenport4150]

My only criticism of him is his unsophisticated comment regarding stupidity and the common man. He clearly had little or no understanding of the normal curve.

[@coldshadow7880]

Imagine him in 2021, content for years 🤣

[@ERROR.CODENN]

Agreed, just human condition, that is why we have A-holes because of poor caretakers.

[@jamesstorey2476]

Carlin was a preeminent critical thinker. His views are still, to this day, unassailable. Carlin stands in America's pantheon of leading skeptics and critical thinkers.

[@scottmorley3672]

@@jamesstorey2476 perfectly eloquent statement.

[@debeholland]

He was telling us the TRUTH . . . to bad we didn't take him seriously, he was waring us . . . R.I.P. loved your work!

[@yolandadavis5038]

We need George now more than ever, man.

[@carolnorton2551]

George had the balls to say it out loud.

[@kyoakland]

Definitely

[@nappyscribe1987]

It does take a lot of dam courage. I'm married to a christian man. Whewwww. I try to work on sundays quite often.

[@Lunatikk]

@Jay Gorakh This applies to every Abrahamic religions, which includes Islam.

[@isaacpeterson4122]

you have to have some massive testicles to tell a group of cheering fans exactly what they want to hear.

[@nappyscribe1987]

Did religion teach you to say that to people that don't conform to your way of thinking? Most wars begin with religion, and that statement just proves it. Have a good day.

[@nitolobangco2778]

One of a kind guy, there will never be another George Carlin

[@bigdee8189]

Good!! Thank God for that!!

[@r-leanmygirl-gj2kt]

@@bigdee8189 Agreed, 100%

[@nancyaustin9516]

Yeah, let's turn George into a god--how ironic is that...! ;-)

[@Slavtron]

@@bigdee8189 Someone is going to hell kurvin sine

[@ivoandrijasevic2826]

Everyone is one of a kind guy and never ever is gonna be another the same guy

[@superbmediacontentcreator]

What is amazing is that it has been 50 years even within these Carlin skits and nothing changes...

[@maureencoyle666]

George was WAY ahead of his time!!!

[@leonardo_rossetti]

I’m glad to see so many still watching his routines. Too bad he isn’t around in these crazy times.

[@steve-o6413]

Love him or hate him, he still had a intelligent Wit about him...

[@champagneshane9654]

I had to give you the 100th like

[@FlawlesSanshiro]

..there is no 'time' when this man shouldn't be around...

[@alexrogers777]

All these people saying we're in the "end times", making rapture predictions and saying trump is god's chosen one and Carlin would roast them so hard they fall off the bone

[@Niki_Parvanov]

So much material nowadays

[@howardbloom6974]

The older I get, the better he gets. May Pesci bless George.

[@eliuryes2778]

Pesci bless America!

[@GingerZombie29]

Joe rest his soul.

[@robertbailey6611]

I bet he does

[@sasquatch2753]

Yeah but the fuck never took on Islam. He was a.coward

[@Wraithlen]

So true. "He's loves you! But he needs money!"

[@AJ-in2wo]

I am form Pakistan & I can’t agree enough with this legend he’s absolutely brilliant & to the actually to the point

[@DarkForse]

R.I.P. He was a great man and is missed greatly ...

[@chadrasmussen1154]

Is he down there now lol

[@DLFfitness1]

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan

[@j.s.connolly8579]

YEP! I have this as a Main Meme on my computer because it IS so SPOT ON!!!

[@mrdeathgaming1457]

WE are gaslighted everyday

[@1arritechno]

Man made " Climate Change " will go down as the biggest Scam of this Century..! CO2 is not a primary driver for change , among the greater factors & forcing "yet" ,, people embrace it like another Religion..!

[@santa_claus-north_pole]

Carlin became a Christian just before his death.

[@mrdeathgaming1457]

@@santa_claus-north_pole bull

[@MegaAutomatic1]

"TAX THESE MOTHERFUCKERS" George Carlin said it best.

[@sophienugre4161]

I think that's going a little to far... ... After all they fuck little boys, not their mothers! XD

[@Jblah]

To become rich invest in real estate. To become filthy rich start a religion. L ron Hubbard said that before he founded Scientology. LMAO

[@phantasmtheater6015]

MEGAATOMATIC IS A STUPID FUCK.I said it best.

[@InTheFleshInc]

Apparently you don't understand the separation of Church and State.

[@InTheFleshInc]

@@sophienugre4161, Catholicism & Christianity isn't the same

[@richardleenders8243]

George Carlin is the best philosopher ever i dearly miss him

[@thomashamilton9779]

Seen him numerous times over the years...a real hero to me...saw him at his last show in my home town Santa Rosa, ca...lucky me...wish he Mr Hitchins were still around today...they would have had a field day!

[@CuongLe-vg6os]

George’s facial expression make it 100 times better. George Carlin’s the GOAT.

[@OC1621.]

George Carlin. Say it loud. GEORGE CARLIN.👍👍👍🇯🇲❤

[@miles6593]

George Carlin is a philosopher disguised as a comedian . His stand up comedy routines will probably stand the test of time because of the insightful and sincere messages he was delivering to the American public .

[@thejurassicchicken1445]

There’s nothing insightful when you simplify the complex idea of god to “an invisible man in the sky watching you”.

[@miles6593]

@@thejurassicchicken1445 : I don't agree with all of George's philosophies either , my friend . That is certainly not the way that this soul perceives God . Myself , I perceive God as a life force which flows within and without the beings on this planet .... the life force which connects all living beings together . My perception sees the interconnection and interdependence between all entities . For this reason , all life is sacred to me . Peace and good health to you ... Miles from Canada .

[@thejurassicchicken1445]

@@miles6593 I like your perspective, it seems humble and loving. Peace from US

[@Ravishrex1]

Global public ThAnks to the interwebs

[@bodyshoplaboratories501]

All comedy is philosophy.

[@user-fi4hq8hu1p]

I love his bit about bothering God on Sabbath. As least we wait till Sunday

[@leischutte9179]

God is the sum that all humankind can do. That is all.

[@user-gl3mn4gf4l]

George Carlin was SO SO good!!!!!!!!!

[@daltonslayton6766]

KZbin ads: "Christian singles, where you at?" Me: "you have no power here."

[@SuperSymn]

My ads, I shit you not, are now about some weird Islam Church that's being opened half a world away from where I live. Seems youtube algorithm is as competent as a god!

[@andregurke]

adblock is your friend

[@donaldmurphy3148]

They run the adds. Yep. They do. For $$$$ Has nothing to do with the CREATOR. Just like, MOST CHURCHES . THEY JUST WANT MONEY. BY THE WAY, "CLIMATE-CHANGE", is just a new Religion. Or is it, "global warming"? Here comes tbe next INQUISITION.

[@IvoMiller]

Christian Singles owners Jewish. Lol

[@handris99]

@@SuperSymn I got a hebrew bible studies ad xD

[@prodigalpriest]

George would've had SO MUCH material to work with today had he survived. We miss you, George. RIP. 🙏

[@robertroecker851]

We love you and we miss you

[@grievousrationality4664]

But I doubt he can speak so openly like he used to

[@Rayzersword]

​@@grievousrationality4664 That's because you're stupid, and George would tell you so. Andrew Tate says the most vile bullshit imaginable and has millions of followers. Joe Rogan is a pretentious idiot but is one of the most successful entertainers on Earth. People get canceled sometimes, but "cancel culture" as you seem to understand it is a myth made by rich people with power to convince you to vote a certain way. Just. Like. Religion. Lol xD

[@Rayzersword]

​​@@grievousrationality4664 I mean you just watched him on KZbin right? No one took down the video. It has 16 million views lol take that "I can't speak freely" bs and shove it. When George was starting his career he got fired for saying ass. People have soooo much more freedom to say what they want now.

[@Linesjointspenaltypoints]

RIP? He would detest someone saying that about him 😂 he gone gone

[@TheBcvg2002]

Dad died when I was a boy and found out in my 40s that Carlin was his favorite comedian. Mine too and I never knew that. Genetic? Probably not. Carlin is just a timeless genius.

[@jamesjesse9773]

As an ex-christian I fully agree with George.

[@chadrasmussen1154]

I'm still a christain heaven is real we need to respect God and Jesus

[@jayceewaldner8505]

You weren’t really one if you’re able to go away from it

[@chadrasmussen1154]

That's not true what he's saying is he believed in god and or the Jesus story but then he started to question his existance based on logic and evidence and found none that doesn't mean he was not a christain theres people out there who sincerely believe in Jesus and God and think they are real but then based on random stuff happening in their life random hallucinations dreams ect found out there is no evidence for. Any of this stuff literally it doesn't mean they were not christain or turned there back on god it just means they became skeptical what's wrong with that my cousin as well as my other cousin whos a genius when it comes to video games and music he's a christain but he also went to church and asked honest questions they couldn't answer so he's still a christain like I am but he admits he doesn't know all the answers why are some christains so arrogant man how do you know for a fact its the one true religion what if you pick wrong what if there is a god or higher power but it ain't Jesus what if it's just a diety or what if it's the Muslim god dude why do you bash on other people's beliefs or lack their of others don't do that to you lol

[@chadrasmussen1154]

Fear God he's mad

[@MarkL0360]

Evangelicals: "WE'VE BEEN SAVED!!!" George Carlin: "From WHAT?! CRITICAL THINKING?!"

[@thebestcentaur]

As someone who grew up in the church, I ugly laughed at this

[@ANTINATALIST_lewis]

LOL 😂,

[@johndow1441]

Critical thinking cannot save us! Lol Lets say we did see God what would we do? Stop sinning? Be critical thinkers? Nope we can't do shiit apart from Christ! I just dont get how someone as smart and sharp as GC was could be so blind and just f dumb 😂

[@MarkL0360]

Because he saw through the bullshit of organized religion.

[@grimloki3107]

@@johndow1441 you only deserve a sigh. You are the problem.

[@danielmchale4383]

In my opinion. George is the coolest comedian ever

[@neilholmes8200]

Yeah the only person I've ever heard who comes close is Lewis Black

[@mikryan5846]

Think he's been dead a while, he's pretty cold

[@FANOFWAR34]

bill burr is up there with george

[@Tom_Seeker]

I think he was enlightened

[@shaec3405]

* coolest human ever

[@scotty1145]

18 different flavours of classic Rice a Roni - watched in over and over - laughed so hard I was crying.

[@piscesdiva50]

Finally, I run into someone who broke it down. Thank you George. Keep on resting easy. ❤

[@hellepost1439]

Dave Allen: First day at School❣️

[@Razorhaloforever]

Sad we lost him right after the 2008 performance. He was such a genius.

[@user-rg4zm2gr5k]

... and such a poor person in spirit ...

[@shwingler8871]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5kspirits don’t exist

[@GeneralSherm]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5knot everyone has to have the same beliefs as you 🙄 get over it 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@jammapcb]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5k he just pointed out the bs. You all NPC retards!

[@dude10081]

@@user-rg4zm2gr5kawe you’re a brain washed asshole with a non existent spirit, shitty. I hope Santa brings you gifts this Christmas. Hahahaha good luck asshole

[@trv4926]

"I can see the sun, kinda helps the credibility"! Hilarious!

[@PeterMurrayj]

Can see it unless you look at it... then its back to blind belief

[@ForNika]

after "But he loves you" he should have added . "... he loves you and he created you exactly the way he wanted you to be"

[@CaptainNicBlake]

If he was alive today he’d have enough material for 15 HBO specials.