Remember When Microsoft Lied to Us?

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[@syd9756]

“I am not a nerd” sounds like something a nerd would say

[@samdeal6504]

But look at his physique and good looks

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Um have you seen his physique? Doesn't look like a nerd to me.

[@jacob3016]

I mean... nerds run the world

[@manuman5319]

I'm not a child molester

[@702d02]

Jimothy at first I thought you had a thing for Eddy but then I got to the part when he said that 😂

[@marianlieser5438]

"The biggest lie of my childhood" Eddy, my guy, we all know the biggest lie of your childhood was the time D.A.R.E. promised laser tag and unlimited pizza.

[@immalogg1642]

Yessir

[@superbowtiez]

just came from watching that video, good meme

[@issastorm]

it's dare

[@jeremiahwilliams8623]

Or that time that D.A.R.E. promised that it could lower teenage drug use

[@jordanfelt5978]

D.A.R.E. was the master of deception lol.

[@torpedex4600]

even the pitch for milo is so strange. "Here, in this game you can ask a fake boy if he finished his homework!"

[@GEARscience]

I feel like higher-ups genuinely thought it was possible and promised it to the public before ever consulting the dev team if it was even possible. I can imagine the horrified dev team seeing the E3 presentation and cursing at the screen.

[@SaerBear5]

As someone who works in Dev, yeah, this is pretty much how it always goes…

[@josiahharrison9843]

No Mans Sky syndrome

[@gloriouseagle433]

@@josiahharrison9843 But the higher-ups WERE the dev team for no man's sky

[@aden5122]

​@@gloriouseagle433 I mean to be fair they were extremely inexperienced in marketing and better as devs. It seemed like they knew what they wanted and just couldn't get there in time as they were constantly asked about features that they did want but we're unable to differentiate expectations from reality. Even now it's getting updated to include more of what was promised.

[@aden5122]

Because realistically everything they promised wasn't that "difficult" but putting it all together was extremely difficult in terms of time. They didn't create a movie to fake everyone they just promised more features than they could give on release

[@Adventurous-Emma]

We got a kinect for Christmas and one day it just... Disappeared. Gone. Without a trace. And it never made sense to me. Until today. Bill Gates BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY KINECT TO COVER UP HIS LIES.

[@deangianotti906]

i think someone in your family was suffering from drug addiction

[@pizzatime7433]

Did you manage to file a restraining order against Bill Gates or filed a lawsuit against him for hijacking your house to steal your kinect

[@coshawott3620]

No I took it to fuel my crippling drug addiction

[@christempleton9656]

Or maybe it never even existed in the first place 🤔

[@Adventurous-Emma]

@@deangianotti906 I don't think there was that big of a resale market for these things judging on Ed's video...

[@theguywhotries2899]

Eddy: I am not a nerd. *"Remember When Eddy Lied to Us?"*

[@flavorfulsoups]

He’s got the Brian David Gilbert stache going on.

[@theguywhotries2899]

octagonal mysteries Ayyy I love BDG

[@lauraevans2166]

No just observe his physique and good looks 👀

[@ZeketheZealot]

I know we didn’t know better back in 2009, but hearing that Peter Molyneux lied about something fills me with a truly profound sense of complete apathy

[@theelectricprince8231]

🤣🤣🤣

[@metor36]

We did know better though, Peter Molyneux was known for lying. Fable was completely over promised.

[@allikazaam]

this lead me down such a rabbit hole. god damn. rip curiosity cube kid

[@dStreSd]

The worst part is Eddy blaming Microsoft for Molyneux's obvious and blatant lies. If it wasn't capable, why did they "program" a fake game/experience without the hardware and fake voice performances? He knew, he lied like always and then deflected the blame.

[@SnowIsMyTerrain]

As soon as he said "Lie #1" and then cut directly to Peter Molyneux I just started laughing.

[@renoia3067]

I played Kinect with my sister all the time, and it sucked but only because our parents didn't understand that walking in front of us while there was a game going on meant that the entire thing would break and sometimes we would have to restart the game.

[@BigBrosFilms]

2 chicks on a raft going down a waterfall "We can go anywhere" WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[@MrHendrix17]

I think they were just talking about real life. They could have gone anywhere but decided to play kinect instead

[@BigBrosFilms]

@@MrHendrix17 Damn it Cindy we could have gone anywhere, but now we are going off a fucking cliff in a raft!

[@basstfestivalvlogs7684]

I always hated the phrase anything or anywhare no one ever means it. When my x gf and I moved to a new town so she could take her dream job I said I was bored she said why are u bored u can literally do anything u want. I proceeded to list 50 plus things we couldn't do.

[@basstfestivalvlogs7684]

@@annabellechapman795 lol I actually am pretty fun at party's but ya im a whiney baby sometimes

[@Monokm]

@@MrHendrix17 I think they meant in game which was a false promise

[@jamesonsummers]

"You remember that time microsoft just lied to us" You gotta be more specific than that lol

[@1jimbly1]

Best comment ever!

[@jeremydoerksen5988]

For fucking _real,_ dude.

[@Gloomy_Ghost_Grave]

_Oof_

[@myrealnameisjohndoe116]

Exactly what I was thinking🤣

[@blenderpanzi]

After all the lies they where telling about Linux and open source in the 90ies and 00ies how would anyone believe anything they say anymore? They have a long path ahead of them to regain any trust.

[@Shimmerlight]

My sister and I wanted a Wii for years (*all* of our friends had one) and somehow our parents translated this into “Surely they want an Xbox Kinect” even though we’d never even heard of it, and the way we found out we’d gotten it-at the end of the day on Christmas because it was too stuck behind the tree for us to see earlier-feels fitting. Also Kinectimals personally betrayed me by crashing and losing my save data on the second-to-last sub level on the final ice mountain and I have never forgiven Microsoft for it. I still don’t know how the game ends

[@paulhudalla9527]

Wait there's an end to Kinectmals? Granted I haven't touched it in years (since there's no reason to), but I thought it was a life sim game.

[@emoryh]

As a child I spent hours on these games and actually 'beat' Kinectimals. I think how it worked was once you explored enough areas with your animal buddy you got to like a mountain where you met a golden cub - I can't remember what animal it was. But anyways as a kid who wasn't allowed a pet, loved cats, and had a lot of time to kill, I greatly enjoyed it.

[@weirdbutweirder351]

Yes! I loved the game! Also it was a sabertooth tiger!

[@badpiggies4926]

I loved Kinectmals

[@tahunuva4254]

"and jump!" "yayy" "look at the water!" "we can go anywhere!" -very real dialogue from very real people

[@angusnicol3629]

Can't afford Miranda Cosgrove, let's just get Ariana Grande instead.

[@toduno927]

Now it's reverse

[@atticatticus2877]

Ariana Who?

[@maxjones503]

Those were the days.

[@alexmarois6834]

@@toduno927 Yeah that was the joke

[@romanvarsity]

At that time ariana may have been cheaper

[@tinybarbarian2825]

Dude I played Kinectables, and it was almost impossible to play the game. Like my entire family would play this game and no matter what we did we always failed the challenges and it was super frustrating because as kids you want to basically be friends with these animals and do the best with them, but it’s heart breaking when you can’t do the best for them and they literally get sad and depressed. The only time it actually worked was the app game, which was a lot better.

[@darksoulsvet5456]

I’m amazed that Microsoft never got sued for this

[@encycl07pedia-]

Every single company at E3 did the exact same thing. Did you see the Wii Twilight Princess demo? Whatshisname was using the Wiimote and Nunchuk like a real bow and arrow (much like what you see here in the PS Move ad in this vid), but it's just point and click. They can always argue that it was going to be part of the game but they scrapped it. It's still shady, but that's the video game industry as a whole and it has always been that way. The best thing to do is not buy it.

[@gardiner_bryant]

"Wednesday, February 18th, 2020" - Eddy Burback Wednesday, February 19th, 2020

[@megamidge11]

Scrolled way too far to find this

[@PPursley]

Looks like Eddy did the lying...

[@DeadlySkittleZ]

Every time I run out of money I think about how much money I would have if I had never bought a Kinect.

[@FastirelangBlake]

TyTy on the WiFi glad I’m not the only one

[@swagar]

$120

[@hinderance]

been there too many times

[@manuxx3543]

Imagine spending that money on Bitcoin at the time instead of a kinect

[@amiyahancock3056]

i spent my money on silly bandz and freaking baby alives

[@njohnson3163]

The Kinect hardware was amazingly solid, companies like auto desk did some super cool stuff for it, but for gaming it was a gimmick for sure

[@DriscolDevil]

I think the Billy Crystal thing was them trying to also appeal to the older demographic, which the Wii tapped into perfectly at that time. His comment about "not having to find the right buttons" really reads like that. I'll be honest, there is something to that concept if done right. I have the oculus quest now, and had my dad try golf +. He never plays video games, at least since he played Wii golf. He was doing better than me, right away. Kinect failed, obviously, but this general concept is finally becoming a reality with vr.

[@richdevil500]

currently standing outside microsoft hq with a sign that reads "free milo"

[@Kat-PM]

Dick Caruso Last year we stormed Area 51. This year we storm Microsoft.

[@MintyGT]

The Skynet takeover will be led by Milo. Bent on getting his revenge on humanity for imprisoning him.

[@acehilm5001]

#freemilo

[@Le_o1]

#freemilo

[@Rabbit-the-One]

What? Why? What the hell? Get off your goddamn phone if you're trying to actively protest. You're not doing it right. You're wasting your time and effort like this.

[@annabelcunningham2848]

Flashback time to when Kinect Adventures wouldn't start bc it thought a ladder in my room was a person who wouldn't play

[@Yazinator3000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@specticulrtainment1809]

why wouldn't you let him play?

[@Jaxv3r]

@@specticulrtainment1809 YEAH wtf Annabel you horrible monster, he has a soul and heart too you know >:(

[@ScrewgeMcF_ck]

HOLY SHIT, mine did that too. I thought I was the only one. And anywhere I tried moving it wouldn’t work because of shadows being detected as solid objects, essentially making the Kinect unusable.

[@annabelcunningham2848]

@@specticulrtainment1809 he wouldn't jump :/ something about not having knees and also being inanimate and also pls stop climbing on me oof ouch it hurts

[@mrwri]

"Lies." >Shows Peter Molyneux He knew what he was doing.

[@Gunbudder]

To be fair to MS, the kinect was made of ground breaking tech. it was the first functioning and accurate point cloud tracking system, it could differentiate people in the same frame, even if they were partially occluded. it was blob tracking on steroids. i still see people use the kinect and point cloud tracking today and its been over 10 years. And on top of all that, they released an awesome SDK for the kinect making research a thousand times easier. i blame all of the lies and bullshit on peter molyneux and MS's marketing team for somehow dropping the ball on ground breaking tech that worked really well

[@emilyb.8219]

The bit about Milo being trapped without friends sounds like a Black Mirror episode

[@mordekaihorowitz]

I'd watch the hell out of that

[@gentlemanscarecrow5987]

@@mordekaihorowitz There kinda is one about that, sorta. If you haven't watched the Black Mirror Christmas special, I'd recommend giving it a watch.

[@gaywoman420]

@@gentlemanscarecrow5987 Black Mirror as a lot of bad episodes but that Christmas special was fucking dope.

[@emilyb.8219]

@@gentlemanscarecrow5987 That's what I was thinking but I haven't seen it in awhile, so wasn't sure if the premise was what I remembered. The one with Jon Hamm right?

[@gentlemanscarecrow5987]

@@emilyb.8219 Yeah, that's the one

[@carlcarlington7317]

you have to make "the wrongies" a yearly award show about the most wrong people/ takes of the year

[@grosebud4721]

carl Carrington and the winner of 2019 iiiiiiiis!!!! Logan paul

[@bandaid007jl]

please EDDY PLEASE do this

[@mcfarlandgeoffroy7212]

Eddy please

[@willphillips2522]

Doesnt have to even be from that year could just be any topic from any year

[@oranjethefox8725]

Nice

[@nothingnoone5732]

My sister was born the day of e3 2009. I still hold a grudge since my mom deleted my recording of e3 to play her birth story. My friends updated me the next day and it sounded so cool, but my mom wouldn’t buy it since it sounded so ridiculous that she wouldn’t believe it was a real thing. Thanks mom?

[@BrittonS.]

They must have workshopped it and came out with a better kinect because a couple of my friends had them and we played just dance and some kind of Disney park adventure thing without a problem. In fact the only problem was that we wanted to play so often that the friends that owned them got tired of them and never wanted to play💀

[@mizar1676]

Cool science fiction idea: Milo was actually sentient the entire time and has been planning his revenge for the last ten years.

[@CatMomTM]

Yup, only science fiction. Totally not reality. (I know you’re Milo, what are you planning)

[@N3rdZon3]

Well... if has plan was to slowly render XBox irrelevant on the console market then he seems to be pretty successful with it - thank god

[@jordanr.2120]

Milo started covid headcanon

[@fosamwise3374]

Eddy: "I'm not a nerd" also Eddy: "I've invented a time machine"

[@Dan_Tasty]

FOSamwise Pick one

[@fosamwise3374]

@@Dan_Tasty oh, Time machine 100% I'm definitely a nerd

[@natashanabein]

Are you saying time machines are nerdy?

[@fosamwise3374]

@@natashanabein pretending you invented one kind of is

[@chinesesymbol3899]

Tasha yes.

[@getspaded]

my siblings and i won an xbox kinect at an arcade in 2012 ish, and i got kinect adventures for it. i think what happened in the macys demo was that the environment was messing with it or the setup wasnt done correctly, because i played kinect adventures all through my childhood and its one of my most beloved memories. it wasn't perfect, and got weird at times, but never like what happened in that video

[@JessicaFEREM]

8:46 fun fact about the Watch Dogs game, they did make the game that pretty on PC but at the last minute they decided to gimp the game to look closer to the xbox because they were worried with the console's launch it would make the console seem outdated by the time it was released, not to mention lengthen the loading times on consoles. so yea the e3 footage isn't edited, there's a mod that's a single line of code that brings back the fancier options.

[@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth]

When all this time you thought Eddy was “about your age” (27-ish) and you’re just now finding out he’s like 22 and you’re old :\

[@EddyBurback]

23!!!

[@willmcconnell6008]

@@EddyBurback but he is for me 😀 glad to see your doing something better than I am currently eddy!

[@kaapa15]

Same age as me but I somehow still look 19

[@VanessaScrillions]

@@EddyBurback you're SO YOUNG THO

[@thebass-icks5221]

@@EddyBurback your the same age as me budd. '96 baby all day!!!

[@TheGhostlyAxe]

I'm having a mental breakdown You're telling me kinectimals and Kinect adventures came out 10 years ago!?

[@mysqm3026]

TheGhostlyAxe we’re old fucks now

[@BobSmith-cj6ph]

Kinectimals was the shit

[@SpontaneouCombustion]

TheGhostlyAxe I’m 18 now, I was in like kindergarten or some shit when it came out. Now I’m heading off to college and haven’t touched a console in years. PC is where I stay.

[@mouseonthestreets8675]

Ceey Lord oh god I’m unlocking memories I didn’t even know existed

[@izzyshue]

bro stop I didn't know my panther was 10

[@elijah_guitar1482]

17:20 bill gates i demand to speak to your manager lol

[@avidlyathena]

I only ever used my Kinect for Dance Central 1 through 3, but I used to really love playing it! Might be all that the Kinect was good for. 😅

[@koolaidman_]

I didn't realize Eddy was only a year older than me, he has such father energy I was sure he was older than that

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

I don't know man I don't know man I don't know man I don't know man

[@citroenboter]

Same really.

[@maieen2665]

I thought Eddy and I were the same age, but he’s actually a whole decade *younger* than I am. This is depressing.

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

@@enlig he doesn't know man stop asking

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

For real I'm 21 and I feel like a baby while Eddy is daddy

[@andrewfaraday8918]

Were they seriously advertising that there was virtual pet human who you'd have to push to do their homework?

[@BigBadBalrog]

I can't express how devastating it is to learn that I'm older than Daddy Burback

[@Wrappedinhair]

The child actors delivery, saying «you like that? Yes you do, yes you do!» made me feel things. Anxiety, horror and uncanny dread, mostly.

[@Wiiguyface342]

Microsoft: Who are you Eddy: You lied to me once. Microsoft: Do you have to slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[@Zeroshiki]

@@menacingcar0449 *_1 6 T I M E S T H E D E T A I L ! !_*

[@GeddyRC]

What the hell does this shitty comment even mean

[@Pengicitis]

there's a boy in there?

[@yea590]

is he 27?????

[@heemz4330]

That moment you actually recognise a verified account

[@carsonmick1762]

sad Milo noises

[@ZeranZeran]

They call him.. gameboy.

[@smoltart382]

Yep, it’s meeee I’m Milo the robot boi

[@inkybl0ts]

My family only used the Kinect for Just Dance, and half the time it wouldn’t track our movements lol

[@clairechocolate12]

that throwback clip at the beginning brought up so many memories

[@TheDaringPastry1313]

KZbin: You can't advertise to kids because they don't know the difference. Microsoft: We'll do it anyway

[@isaacisis5876]

Does anyone else remember the 'controversy' where people where saying that these could see through your clothes or was that a fever dream on my end?

[@SuperSMT]

Oh yeaah, that was definitely a thing

[@powerpuff4ever]

For sure. Remember my mom telling me I couldn’t have one because other parents were freaking out about the camera never turning off and Microsoft spying on families

[@genghisn7]

aaronsdavis Lemme guess, you think apple is amazing

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

@aaronsdavis They kinda did. The cameras generate a sort of topographical map of what they see in the living room and one guy playing around with the system noticed that he could see the bump of his package on the kinetic footage. However """journalists""" wrote headlines about Kinetic seeing through clothing.

[@MrFredstt]

I remember people saying that other people could use it to spy on you but I don’t remember anyone saying it could see through clothes

[@KusunokiSG47]

I do remember an arcade cabinet Keisatsukan / Police 911 where it has a motion sensor, so you have to move your body to hide and peek on corners, sofa, cars. Pretty good game with pretty snappy motion sensor. My legs were jelly after playing the game, super fun !

[@Valdras21]

With AI voice and animation this is now actually possible.

[@maxumie]

“tHErE wONt bE A dIStANcE bETweEN uPloADs” sure eddy. Your pulling a Microsoft on us.

[@jacobcarminati3813]

it’d be off brand for him to do otherwise

[@MuscarV2]

You're* Anyone should be ashamed of how incredibly dumb they are if they can't get your/you're right.

[@bacchus1406]

You're*

[@milkbread4942]

Uh oh the grammar police are in this reply section-

[@lilyliao9521]

yep

[@calebjamison4181]

"But I thought Bill Gates won? Nope, everyone was losing their FUcking mind over Wii Bowling"

[@XmadNhatterX]

Cahleeb Jamisn'ton that’s the most accurate summarization of 2009

[@wdj4015]

Eddy and Tony are the most Italian chicago names ever.

[@ethanbonner6673]

I remember seeing the kinect at innoventions at Disneyland and I was literally blown away

[@whatdoyousuppose]

OMG I REMEMBER THIS There was this one video where this girl was trying to figure out what outfit to wear, she was video chatting with her friend and they had like this virtual closet that she could like “test out” her clothes virtually. That was the thing that got me the most hyped for this project...and then they just _didn’t_

[@ChigbunduO]

Lara man, that function plus the internet just sounds like a bad idea in retrospect...

[@whatdoyousuppose]

Chigbundu right?! I can’t imagine it not turning out choppy and funkily distorted, it would be a mess lol

[@tglong95]

4:03 nothing makes me feel older than seeing a console from my childhood "adjusted for inflation"

[@user-rx2ur5el9p]

That shit inflated fast af

[@asteroidalassassin6949]

That was only a few years ago

[@iBullyDemons]

I don't think that's right at all Inflation has not gone up that much

[@Zeecarver]

yeah but, now imagine that console isn't from your childhood but from your college days 👍

[@javiartem]

tglong95 i don’t think you know how time stamps work

[@OnFullBlast]

This made feel old 😄 eddy was 12 when I was about 20 sleeping in my jeep

[@fillyreports]

I remember a bunch of my friends having the xbox connect, but not as much as I remember all of us trying to play it once or twice, either getting bored or frustrated, and then playing minecraft on the xbox for the next like 6-7 hours

[@Danof]

Still can't belive Microsoft lied to Eddy, when he was in his prime of 12 pushing 13 Risky move

[@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087]

“Mom can we get Icarly?” “We have Icarly at home.” Icarly at home: 12:00

[@krioisawesome6382]

Amy Scott just imagine being Ariana Grande and thinking why tf am I here with the icarly crew.

[@chase_h.01]

Oh Gibby looked so normal compared to these days

[@Szanth]

@@krioisawesome6382 They were a shared canonical universe, and she wasn't a successful singer yet. She was probably just hype to be getting paid some more.

[@yeeyee2278]

Best part of Kinect was when you are done watching a movie and don't feel like searching for the remote, so you just yell out 'xbox, turn off'

[@PhenomeJon3_16]

I still love the kinect :( Kinect adventures was my jam and i still have photos in there from when i was so little

[@BlissfulMartini]

I know that Milo clip was a lie because the Kinect can’t track you when you’re that close to it. With that being said playing Just Dance was much better on the Kinect compared to the Wii.

[@alivebegonias4130]

YES

[@daviedarling]

WRONG wii just dance was WAY better

[@im6gesim6ges]

wii was the Shit... magdalene lookin ass 🙄📺

[@turnoffautoplay]

Also, the reflection of the woman showed on the screen was obviously a prerecorded clip in front of a green screen, because you couldn’t see any of the shit that was behind her.

[@gradientmapabuser9875]

Hey twigs fan

[@icarysss]

Wednesday, February 18th. Close enough.

[@WorldwideFlou]

SushiGaming1 lol I thought i was the only one who caught that

[@Lucky8712]

It was filmed yesterday, and released today.

[@soggynutsjr]

@@Lucky8712 But yesterday was Tuesday.

[@icarysss]

Lucky I know but it wasn’t Wednesday yesterday.

[@SumoSmurf]

It's a lie in a video about lies.

[@sideways5153]

Almost just had a panic attack because the video dates itself as 2020 but the metadata says this video is 3 years old and I just forgot what year it was

[@scottsaren4678]

As soon as I saw Peter Molyneux I knew it was going to be over promised and under delivered

[@shortyboio]

in 2019 we raided area 51 in 2020 we're gonna raid microsoft to save milo

[@rianantony]

Raids are banned because of social distancing :,(

[@FortniteGamer-xb7kt]

Rian Antony yep

[@jgray1831]

Shorty021803 2020 actually: so that was a fuckin lie

[@christinasmith2817]

Just a fun fact: the clown song you played is called “Entrance of the Gladiators” by Czech composer Julius Fučík for the Austro-Hungarian Army. It’s just one of my favorite classical music facts that this song that could only be for clowns is actually about Gladiators entering the arena where they’re about to die.

[@archie7225]

Also a fun fact: gladiators usually didn't die, they almost never fought to the death.

[@randomdude6376]

@@archie7225 Keyword: USUALLY

[@daxterfireball]

Way to fuck it up Julius Fuck

[@GeneratedPerson]

Rcballsftym it was amazing that Ubisoft put all that into their assassins creed game

[@bostonian4650]

I hope it was used in WWI, the Austro-Hungarian army sure were clowning.

[@chaos-sy1kq]

i grew up with a 360, i still use it sometimes even though i havent touched the kinect in ages. i loved just dance and kinect adventures, and because i never saw E3, they were some of the coolest games of my childhood. i had to convince my boyfriend that the xbox ever even ran just dance since he only knows it on the switch. now, adventures is 50p in CeX. i miss being little, i miss thinking that disney kinect game was amazing. but i still have a kinect and a lot of memories

[@ButchBirdie]

10:49 I feel like this is the prologue to so many sci fi movies

[@WD_RatLad]

I have no mouth... ...and I must scream

[@michaelobrien1222]

Dude drew gooden should seriously start letting you post on his KZbin app

[@bluefry13]

Michael O’Brien omg

[@dionbennett6089]

Yeah... Hey where TF are we

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

Hey guy

[@Bellgrande]

Yeah bc drew watches every video before they get uploaded for quality insurance

[@abbyemrich4572]

Diego Alvarez hey fellow guy. Yes, i am I guy. Don’t look into it.

[@LilyTheOtter]

"In 2009, I was 12 going on 13." Holy shit I'm older than Eddy and haven't done shit with my life

[@kitten-whisperer]

I'm about to be 30 and I'm a drug addict who beats my wife so I'm sure you're doing a but better than me. Cheers, fam af.

[@orsonzedd]

Too young

[@Ok-fj2gw]

Never too late yo turn your life around

[@dac518]

@@Ok-fj2gw unless you're hydroplaning off a cliff.

[@kitten-whisperer]

@@dac518 Oh, I'm good. I love my life. Getting rocked on that fenty boi every day!!

[@rabbiter1089]

to this day still regret spending that 100 bucks on a connect instead of weed and taco bell

[@mochiato7731]

You are so good at the ads you make me want to buy Raycons. And I’m deaf I seriously considered for a minute to check out the website

[@abcdef5171]

"I was 12 going on 13... ya know, my prime." I'm DEAD.

[@YujiUedaFan]

I thought he was late 20s, early 30s.

[@purplecow3000]

2 was my prime for me. It was the only year I wasn't at odds.

[@ovi5986]

Ueda Yuuji Fan isnt eddy 22

[@YujiUedaFan]

@@ovi5986 But he looks so much older.

[@ovi5986]

Ueda Yuuji Fan i checked and he’s 22 lmaoooo

[@awkward_bomb]

Top 3 Eddy Burback trust issue moments: 1. Xbox Project Natal 2. D.A.R.E Laser Tag party 3. ???

[@LeahSunKyu]

4. Profit.

[@jaz1756]

MissLEAHneous - dammit I was gonna write that haha

[@Lily80278]

this reminded me of the time i went to some kind of kinect tracker testing thing as a kid lmao and also my attempts to get into kinect disneyland but being stuck wandering outside the gates because it was so buggy

[@Lily80278]

though for the record, i HAD gotten into kinect disneyland before that, it just decided to hate me ig 🙄

[@skylarhairston3029]

bro that one connect game where you controlled the puppet cowboy always worked and was even really good, still love that game

[@alexandrawheat319]

I literally didn’t remember any of this but as soon as connect animals came on it all came flooding back

[@ovobash]

Alexandra Wheat right I remember wanting that game so bad

[@ChickentNug]

Lol i used to play a gunslinger game and Kinect Adventures with my family

[@cjackson618]

I fucked with that game so hard. Its super boring tbh

[@AAa-vl1ib]

Glad to see a new video on today: Wednesday, February 18, 2020

[@marinatedweasel5424]

A C yes I noticed that as well

[@ava.and.jasper]

I know right, we're so blessed

[@BringMeikTheHorizon]

The date is a lie.

[@gayjeris]

He went back in time but also didn't... ?

[@nurples1000]

February 18 is a Tuesday though...

[@kyle1758]

Don't be too hard on yourself. I was 21 at the time and I believed them too. I've only become more skeptical with each passing year since.

[@glorzoglory998]

The Raycon bit at the end id gold!

[@tanzeemahmed7196]

Shows how lazy my family is - everyone's talking about how their Kinect has disappeared while ours is collecting dust on our TV stand.

[@mawlibella]

Same with my familys PS3

[@Adventurous-Emma]

DM me your address I'll take care of it

[@ariyahkimberlynn9399]

Same right next to my Xbox 360 I only use for skyrim and my ps4 my family is shund from turning on both my Xbox and ps4 unless they wanna summon satan

[@phoenixwhiler943]

My sister has a Kinect and she uses it..... She uses her Xbox one to watch Netflix and she calls herself a gamer :/

[@Karmolicious]

When companies started talking about motion controls, like the wii & kinects etc, my reaction was "I don't want to move." so I never got any of them lol

[@IconOfCyn]

The most interesting thing about all of this is that the Kinect tech did work, or at least the camera part of it did. The Kinect was actually the go to camera for a lot of robotics projects for a while because there wasn't much else out there that could map out a 3D space as well as it. The problem was that the 360 didn't have anywhere near the processing power to parse the data that the Kinect was reading, so compromises were made, reducing the fidelity of the 3D mapping, lowering the refresh rate, etc. resulting in games functioning horribly with it.

[@GrazerMagic]

The Kinect tech was good, just not for it's actual intended purpose, hilariously.

[@C0DERedEdits]

Just a slight correction, there's always been a lot of stuff that could map a space better than a Kinect, it wasn't any miracle sensor. It became the go-to for robotics just because it was decent, but mass produced (so really cheap) and easy to use... Other solutions were way better and more refined, but also more expensive and complex....

[@emmanueloluga9770]

@@C0DERedEdits This is the best thread under this video. A golden needle in the haystack, now time to go search for the other golden needles as recommended by Albert Einstein (source: the internet)

[@SPACEHARICE]

It was pretty advanced little thing for its price we used it in MIT for a thing on a project we had with weta workshop scholarship that we got

[@nichoalaz6235]

SlyCedix cool, the camera works. But the point wasn’t to have a good quality resolution, the point was to have good motion controls. The Xbox 360 was great but the Kinect was a fail in almost every way

[@denyusnot]

Remember when the Kinect was used as a ghost detecting plot point in one of the paranormal activity movies?

[@rowansteiner4422]

Kinectamals and Kinect adventures were fire bro, I’m still in hs and seeing those games were kind of the first genuine nostalgia I’ve ever had

[@stephennolin5345]

looks like a good setup for a podcast or a rotisserie chicken eating contest

[@Jaco9307]

Yea, i sure wonder how many he could eat though

[@mld_tv1911]

I do agree

[@lasagna312]

That's the best set for an audio podcast I've ever seen

[@adrianna5886]

The second the phrase "Kinectimals" was said, so many repressed memories came roaring back

[@lnbeauso]

I totally forgot about Milo. I remember this I remember watching this video alot.

[@ignatchakaroff3487]

Anybody remember the Just Dance series? It was a lot of fun tbh, also tennis, boxing and bowling. But nothing like what was advertised during E3.

[@josejalaeno73]

Remember when they had the “preview” commercials for the Kinect and one of them was a surgeon using it to change CAT scan views mid-surgery? That would have been disastrous if actually implemented anywhere

[@krombopulos_michael]

Unless it was just a surgery simulator video game.

[@elijahgaldamez]

Not gonna lie, Kinect Adventures (Even though it wasn’t what it was told to be) was still one of the most fun childhood game memories I have, I remember playing it all the time and loving it.

[@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky9507]

BUT KINECTIMALS WORKED FINE !!!!!!!!! i have it, i have played it, IT WAS GREATTTT

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Do you guys work for Microsoft???

[@dinospumoni5611]

@@non_brewed_condiment if they did i dont think advertising 12 year old games would be a very effective strategy

[@misterpotato7648]

I wish i could upvote you

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

@@dinospumoni5611 nah man, the kinect business is clearly booming.

[@jooeelng]

Fun Fact: Kinect systems are being used in the fitness test machines for Singapore soldiers

[@milmilmana]

I never had a Kinect, but my parents would take me to the Exchange on Base while they went shopping and I’d wander to the electronics section and play Kinect Adventures. I only have fond memories of it, but looking at all the interviews and everyone else’s experiences, I can’t help but laugh.

[@kelsatonic9176]

Eddy told me to watch this or else he'd hit me with a belt

[@pee-bot]

I hate when he does that

[@explodingcrack435]

Youre a good listener

[@joshuaperkins4565]

Free belt tickles?

[@MiloKuroshiro]

I'm watching but I want the belt still

[@kielaney]

i wouldn't mind if he whipped me with a belt 🥺

[@thomasschlosser8230]

When the intro said icarly I thought it was a joke

[@0rcryst]

I'm confused though. They couldn't afford the main actress from the show? They're Microsoft, they can afford Morgan Freeman.

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

0rcryst just because they can afford it doesn’t mean they want to spend the money

[@lemarocks]

I was in a club called “Video Game Club” in 6th grade. The teacher had a kinect in his room, and I would grind on Kinect Adventures. Grind what? Nothing. I just wanted to make sure no one else could play it. I genuinely thought it was so cool. My dad also had one! I would also play Kinect Adventures there! I have a couples stories from the club specifically. Whenever I played the game, people would be walking in the background. Of course! This is a club. But it would always pick *them* up instead of me, so eventually the teacher had to yell at people to clear that area because I wanted to play the damn game. Me and my friend were doing a race in there once, and she beat me by a millisecond. I hate her for that.

[@moloko5]

I remember the Kinect. It turned on my XBox randomly at night and told me hello and then I uplugged it and never used it again.

[@christempleton9656]

Thing I regret buying as a 14 year old: the Kinect. Thing I don't regret buying as a 24 year old: Ray Con Wireless Earbuds for 15% off using Eddy's link. Boys support boys. Bill should take note

[@ughcreature]

@@digitaldaemon2845 are they actually good?

[@josharntt]

@@digitaldaemon2845 I cooked my AirPods in the dryer after making sure they worse nice and clean in the washer. Are they worth supporting the boys?

[@unknownusername5111]

All bill knows how to do is exploit workers, avoid taxes, eat hot chip and lie about xbox

[@christempleton9656]

@@ughcreature I wear mine to the gym every day and love them, but they're definitely a touch heavy on the bass

[@ughcreature]

@@christempleton9656 i like that, i might look into it thank you

[@MiloKuroshiro]

How does Eddy gets more and more handsome???? Oh yeah, the Kinect had a lot of problems. The biggest one being that originally it had a processing unit, that was included on the devkits, but that would be REALLY expensive to the public, so they scrapped. A lot of titles took a giant hit. Project Milo was 100% lies tho. It never was something. They had 0 intent on being something.

[@sarahharman9879]

It's the stache

[@beaulaplume]

Unit* Expensive* Titties*

[@onejohnfitzall7154]

Milo was more of a Peter Molyneux lie than just an Xbox lie. Which is not that different but Peter Molyneux is still a huge liar.

[@MiloKuroshiro]

@@onejohnfitzall7154 at that point, Lionhead Studios was owned by Microsoft, so no difference, really

[@kyliedunn8797]

I swear my Kinect worked when I had it. I used to talk to strangers on there all the time

[@realisticbutter]

i had the kinect adventures when i was younger and all i remember was how buggy it was and how long it took to register anything