EFAP

[@pat_back]

This is a perfect palate cleanser after The Acolyte. Showing everyone what a well written villain looks like.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

Well Boogie does have "The power of MANNY!"

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

@@austin9568AuraMasterDX but he does have the weight of many

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

I wouldn't say he's well-written, but he's very easy to dislike.

[@ClobberingSocks]

Boogie is not well written, he’s like the real life version of the love-to-hate, satisfying, but ultimately one-dimensional and inconsistent villain, he has no discernable character besides “what can i say or do in this situation to make myself more hated” lmfao he doesnt feel like a real life person

[@nont18411]

@@ClobberingSocks So, a Joffrey.

[@predatorasap5040]

Mauler : Have I ever told you the tragedy of darth boogie the wide ?? E,R : Please don't

[@nathanjora7627]

Mauler : it’s not a story (((they))) would tell you E;R : alright I’m listening

[@Doge_-_-111]

Who's E;R? Don't watch these guys that often

[@MegaSpideyman]

​@@Doge_-_-111He's the fella with the black face, white eyes and red lips.

[@TaoScribble]

​@@MegaSpideyman That just makes me think of Jinx and Mr. Popo. :P

[@miep3934]

Mauler: Darth Boogie was a Dark lord of the early KZbin so influencial and so wide that he could manipulate idiots to create profit.

[@axson8]

I can't believe you guys are sitting here, consuming this gourmet meal of boogie, while children are starving in Africa.

[@scottski02]

Children are starving in Africa because Boogie ate all their food

[@matthewcollins4773]

Look, there's more than enough Boogie to feed everyone.

[@MegaSpideyman]

​@@scottski02😂

[@Doge_-_-111]

​@@matthewcollins4773will my boogie stay good if i put it in the freezer?

[@craigtucker9266]

@@scottski02 Just like Sally Struthers

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"Somehow Boogie returned" "How?" "Protein in urine... powers only the Sith knew..."

[@Longshanks1690]

That would imply he ever left. 😂

[@crimsonpotemkin]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@TheC-Monster]

Protein in urine is a running gag on my channel, started by my stream on Chris Stuckmann's MonsterVerse reviews. I love that this meme can live in many forms. XD

[@SaintWombo]

Emperor Palprotien: “I am ALL the piss!”

[@SatanLiterally]

Boogie's urine is a protein supplement is what I'm hearing. 2988 is actually his one rep max. He should sell it to gym bros.

[@hothotheat3000]

Every day, his ex wife must wake up and cry with absolute joy that she isn’t waking up next to this man. I wish her the very best.

[@enyargo2658]

Not being beaten by Boogie is the only thing that brings her joy.

[@chukita374]

Does he have more than one? The only ex wife I am aware of died of cancer

[@shadowignited4198]

@@chukita374 That one was an ex girlfriend/childhood friend

[@thedeadd.c.207]

This man was married? And i can't even get a message back

[@partypete2542]

@@thedeadd.c.207 He's crazy manipulative and has money. Lot's of lost women will fold at the two.

[@drayiii980]

Watching EFAP cover Boogie's downfall is the only thing that brings me joy in life

[@MegaSpideyman]

I like when people don't understand that meme and think it's serious.

[@MyraTalisen]

@@MegaSpideyman Haha ye. It happened on Friday Night Tights. Only Shad knew the meme and had to inform the others :)

[@Filiton]

Oh my... Thats savage...

[@HectorLopez0217]

And this is part 1

[@Filiton]

@@MegaSpideyman lol, I never thought about that... Thats actually a very cool inside joke tho...

[@scottski02]

The Internet: "Cast Dew into the Fire! Destroy it!" Boogie: "NO." *Waddles away* The Internet: "It should have ended that day. But the Dew was allowed to flow."

[@RogueFox2185]

“The Dew is always right!” -Darth Boogie

[@scottski02]

​​@@RogueFox2185 "The Dew is always right." -Geoff Keighley

[@Filiton]

One drink to rule them all, one drink to find them, one drink to bring them all, and in their hospital beds bind them...

[@RogueFox2185]

@@Filiton I think your comment got shadow-banned, I only see it in my feed.

[@Filiton]

@@RogueFox2185 lol ty, but why tho?

[@MrHitmancheg]

Boogie is an empathy vampire. You can literally see how everyone who ever approached him with the intention to help ends up despising the guy, in the end. He is draining to be around, he's draining to look at, he survived for decades off of nothing but the good will of better people than himself and gave absolutely nothing in return. He is a waddling black hole of misery that will do anything to pull people in. Noone will mourn his passing, and my only hope is that people will learn to recognise and avoid the manipulation tactics of people like him.

[@arturzinurov4781]

Dude even I as audience felt drained when watching this trilogy live.

[@Soyuz2578]

Like Colin from What we do in the shadows 😂

[@arturzinurov4781]

@@Soyuz2578 nah more like his gf I forget the name 🤣

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

sounds like my ex I just broke up with lol

[@dragonknightleader1]

Yup. Narcissists have that effect on people.

[@SplandoCalzone]

"I feel thin... Like cancer spread across too much blubber...." -Boogland Bragpants

[@MegaSpideyman]

Oh, feck, an old meme repurposed.

[@DekkarJr]

lol

[@Iron4venger]

Underrated comment. lol

[@someoneelse1904]

@@SplandoCalzone 🤣🤣🤣

[@geoffshaw2775]

Golden comment

[@crimsonpotemkin]

From now on, whenever I'm in a conversation and Mauler comes up for any reason, I'm gonna go: "Oh, Mauler the Boogie Historian?"

[@NG_v1]

lmao I doubt mauLer would ever pop up in conversation for me, but I'm now committed to do the same if I ever find myself in that position.

[@Ceyx000]

The power of one The power of dew The power of Boogie

[@TobyLerone76]

​@@Ceyx000 the power of BoooogieeeeeeeeEEEee

[@minion3806]

​@@TobyLerone76 😂

[@animalhalo5984]

Anytime I see him on FNT or Open Bar, i will have to refer to him as that now

[@JulianDoe]

Timestamps 0:00 Preamble 2:32 The Eras of Boogie: Origin 40:49 Fence Sitter 56:58 Weight Loss 1:36:56 Criticism 1:47:40 Suicide 2:10:43 Love Life 2:45:33 Narcissism 3:29:11 Swatting & Lies 3:48:50 Wealth, Superpower & Victimhood 3:57:18 The Tesla 4:09:21 The Shooting 4:20:28 PDF File 4:28:30 The Mask 4:49:49 Crypto 5:36:49 The Fight 5:22:55 Shaman Shrooms 5:43:00 End Of Part One

[@MegaSpideyman]

I always appreciate you doing this, Julian. I wish MauLer would pin them.

[@matthewcollins4773]

This reads like a list of episodes in a season or two of Boogie: The TV Series. Season ending on a slightly ominous note with "The Mask".

[@JulianDoe]

@@MegaSpideyman Happy to help.

[@JulianDoe]

@@matthewcollins4773 two chapters has been added

[@ThaWizrrd]

Massive w. Much respect for this dude right here

[@SatanLiterally]

I'm just here for E;R's noises of disgust

[@MegaSpideyman]

He's often a noteworthy fellow.

[@samwallaceart288]

And JLong's sudden cackles

[@arkoa0000]

​@@samwallaceart288The Duality of being a boogie watcher, hyena cackles and low mutters of disgust

[@Doge_-_-111]

Whos E;R?

[@Tundra.]

@@Doge_-_-111 The token black cast member of EFAP. He doesn't appear often but he's fun to have around.

[@kokotiger1313]

Fun fact: Mountain Dew used to be a mixer. That's why the old logos for the soda had the Hill Billy, because way back when, it was a mixer for Moonshine, that's also why it's called Mountain Dew

[@RagingEggs]

Can confirm that it is a damn good mixer for moonshine.

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

Mountain Dew is also the title of a song about moonshine. It's referenced in the first verse of the Pogues' 'Fairytale of New York'. They might have recorded it too.

[@KingBuilder525]

​@@DoomyMacDoomface At the foot of the hill there's a neat little still with the smoke curlin' up to the sky/ by the smoke and the smell you can plainly tell that there's good gin brewin' nearby/ For it fills the air with the odor rare, and betwixt both me and you/ when home you stroll you can take a bowl or a bucket full of mountain dew

[@andrews4717]

@@DoomyMacDoomface I’ve only ever heard the Handsome Devil cover. Very different sound, but still good in my opinion

[@fallous]

The old 10oz bottles used to say "Brewed the Natural Hillbilly Way" with the hillbillies and an outhouse.

[@AjayRiver]

"And when the world needed him least, he returned" Avaboogie, the last fatbender

[@-Azure.EXE-]

His waterbending is limited to mountain dew.

[@AjayRiver]

@-Azure.EXE- "at the least the fire nation were doing something they believed in"

[@kylekatarn5964]

The Booginator 2: Pizza Day

[@g4sper112]

“Aww, thanks Katara, that’s a lot of money for a bender of color”

[@Ron_Jambo_]

​@@g4sper112I'm dying 😂

[@kcrr]

That video where he's beating up the ex-wife effigy was disturbing as hell, felt like i was watching a fkn Bjork stalker recording

[@winnietheblue3633]

Fill me in on this Bjork stalker lore

[@kcrr]

@winnietheblue3633 Just watch Dankula's video about him, that's where I got all my info on that case from.

[@manicmonochrome7098]

Honestly I have sympathy for Ricardo Lopez; he was clearly very ill. Boogster is just a shit person.

[@therealfakecaptain7978]

​@@winnietheblue3633 in the 90s some Bjork fan sent her a box with acid or something, he recorded himself several times so you can see his descent into madness.

[@nuclearchezburgr3857]

It reminds me of Todd from Detroit Become Human during the dinner scene

[@Beastie_boy123]

I like how the key to get ER to talk in videos is to mentally scar him with the downfall of a sociopath

[@uneterostardust8233]

or to summon his wrath with Korra mentions

[@superbusstarodub]

still better than when they pulled him on to talk about endgame

[@Sam-iw6te]

Every time Drinker comes in its like Dad coming in to see what his son and friends are up to

[@samwallaceart288]

Meanwhile Gary is the dementia uncle who actively encourages and adds to the shenanigans

[@Fauwkes]

And Jlongbone is the one girl they invite so it’s not a total sausage fest

[@Jelgraf]

​@@FauwkesCmon man, Rags is literally right there too

[@6vitamin]

"Are ya winning son?" - "okay, so there's this fat guy, right? He's like a lolcow, and he lies...like ALL the time..." "Okay...Go away now."

[@jonesy279]

Are we winning, sons?

[@neubaufahrzeug9339]

Boogie's downfall goes from sad to frustrating. He had a clear path to early retirement but somehow he was too pathetic to not fuck it up. Ricks line to jerry fits so well he act like prey but he's a predator using how pathetic he is as a weapon to suck up as much good will as he can from everyone.

[@liselotteline8596]

He reminded me of Jerry too, but I think that’s unfair to Jerry. Jerry worked on his marriage instead of getting a divorce and replacing Beth with a child bride. And he didn’t invite the hookers around his apartment to disney and 400 dinners.

[@neubaufahrzeug9339]

@@liselotteline8596 agree Jerry is definitely better the only thing they have in common is the ability to use how pathetic they are as a weapon. Boogie vaguely alluding to offing himself when confronted about his "cancer" the first time made it really click in my head what kind of person he was.

[@liselotteline8596]

@@neubaufahrzeug9339 It's fascinating how he's worse than a caricature. He invented the Francis persona as an example of a pathetic figure and, while Francis is wholesome compared to him. He is so over the top bad that he would be considered too unrealistic if he was a character in a soap opera. He checkmarks every trope and cliché nerds have, while he's probably creating new ones for future generations, to make fun of. I'm honestly impressed by that. Nobody could have achieved what he tried to avoid, even if others would have given their best to do the worst.

[@unpopularopinions7407]

I actually always really disliked that speech because I never saw how it applied to Jerry at all (well, that plus Rick just being an infinitely worse person in every way imaginable). Mind you, I jumped ship after Season 3 so I don’t know what all Jerry may have done afterward, but at no point _prior to_ that speech did Jerry even once give me the impression that he used how pathetic he was as a “weapon”. If anything, wasn’t he in constant denial of that fact? Wasn’t he desperate to convince himself and others that he _wasn’t_ pathetic? I do think that the ‘predator’ description fits Boogie to a T, but I also don’t see Boogie in Jerry at all.

[@neubaufahrzeug9339]

​@@unpopularopinions7407 It gets played into more for later seasons but you have moments like locking beth out the car to face the crazed homeless man and his reaction to morty and rick being taken by the citadel. The family and the audeince can't be mad at him in these moments because of how pathetic the show portays him as. Thats the part i see in boogie where all his outburst and wierd comments were lessened because he was a sad older guy struggling with his weight and later finances.

[@AliDixon95]

The character of Francis is less of a loser than Boogie

[@the_absurd_hero]

At least Francis believed in what he was doing

[@kianrodriguez4455]

​@@the_absurd_heroand he got money

[@Keijoz]

Despite what hes become or been revealed to always have been im still thankful to him. Boogie unironically saved me a couple years back. I was depressed as fuck and could barely get out of bed and started gaining a lot of weight from lack of exercise, but i saw some videos of him ranting and whining about all his issues and about how miserable he was due to his weight and it scared me to the point that i managed to go outside and do atleast some exercise out of fear of becoming him and while ive not lost the excess weight i managed to stop gaining any more since.

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

You know what, good for you. Boogie is a cautionary tale that is being told every day.

[@MikeArcadiaLive]

My advice would be to credit yourself for that, no one made that decision and did the work but you. Well done ✨

[@Diplomats93]

My counterparts are correct; The decision was yours to get better. I guarantee you that boogie did not post that with the intentions of helping anybody, but rather to make himself out to be the victim he always enjoyed being.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Well done in defeating the boogie within you. I treat this man as a cautionary tale as well. Anytime I catch myself making excuses or feeling down I remind myself, "Don't be like him."

[@inquisitionagent9052]

​Like ​@@MikeArcadiaLive said. Give yourself the credit. You did the work my guy. You made the decision to be better. Boogie didn't do jack all. He doesn't deserve your thanks. All the credit goes to you Im sure right now, that's what boogie thinks. He thinks he's doing everyone a service by being an example of a terrible human being. Don't give him that satisfaction

[@SaintWombo]

Boogie must leave a trail of broken fences everywhere he goes

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

That can't be. He physically can't get off the fence he started on from drinking so much Mountain Dew.

[@Nokaret]

Broken fences and burnt bridges.

[@RhysCallinan-hf7qx]

Potholes the size of NYC.

[@Gingerrhino]

Boogie acts like the weight of the world is on his shoulders, but in reality it’s all on his ankles

[@RogueFox2185]

Boogie’s the living embodiment of the phrase: “My expectation of you was low already but holy f*ck!” I mean you gotta be a special kind of evil to tell a man to his face (Mister Metokur) that you have cancer when the other guy is clinging to life by a thread and is in constant agony.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

It would be a real tragedy if Boogie manages to outlive Metokur. An injustice of life

[@SorrowfulXHawk]

Hearing AZ talking about excercise and training is so awesome

[@KarpeNoctem]

The power of one divorce, the power of two mountain dews, the power of many selfdeletes.

[@mojomitts]

Christ man, the section of him yelling at his Wife Effigy was.. ..genuinely depressing & distressing. I’m really having a hard time trying to tell if it’s an act or if he’s genuinely having a meltdown.

[@deeta000]

100% a meltdown. That uncomfortable feeling in your tummy is how you know you’re witnessing something scary.

[@HolyApplebutter]

All I could do is put myself in her shoes, thinking how I would feel if I found someone making a video like that about me. Borderline horror short.

[@realmofloredor]

*“Remember when I said the internet trolls were responsible for the disappearance of our precious Mountain Dew?”* “We slaughtered thousands!” *“It was me.”* “How?” *“I drank it.”* “Wha...?” *“How do you think I got so faaaaaaaat?”*

[@axson8]

The sad part is I can totally see Boogie yelling, "Oh God, Natural LIGHT!"

[@loxxyjb]

Who's his nail though

[@ulisesvalenzuela7667]

Naiiiiiiiiil!

[@spartanhawk7637]

Whoever his poor friggin roommate is.

[@thomaswood1158]

@@ulisesvalenzuela7667yes lord boogie? Did you tell him to work the shaft????

[@TheZombiehunter24]

In the fires of Arkansas the Dark Lord Boogie forged a master Dew! Poured his disgust, his vileness and his horribleness into it. One Dew to disgust them all.

[@samwallaceart288]

Orodruin runs green with the sacrificed Dew

[@Zanzoltan]

EFAP: "Boogie, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!"

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

El Dorado! Huzzah, A man of quality!

[@Genubath1]

Behold! As the prophecies foretold, the time of judgment is now! Citizens, did I not predict that the protein in urine would come to us?

[@SatanLiterally]

"The history of the Age of the Booguar will be written in . . ?" "Ink?" "Mountain Dew!!!"

[@xel1673]

At the TotalBiscuit part. Completely forgot about that. Can you imagine if TB was still alive today to hear about Boogie's cancer lie. ... on top of scamming his audience with crypto and all the other bs.

[@Nokaret]

I'd also like to hear his takes on some of the more questionable methods of monetization in modern gaming, as well as the 'games as a service' approach. R.I.P. 🎩🇬🇧

[@isaackane4931]

It's sort of nuts how so much old internet infamy tales, especially Lolcows, starts with them hitting big in the early days. Partly due to luck, and partly due to getting in so early. Then their collapse being that they have/had no way to capitalize on it.

[@Horvath_Gabor]

Is it surprising though? I mean, it's much easier to become infamous if you're already famous. When it comes to lolcows, people like Chris Chan and Cyrax are the exception rather than the rule.

[@mccor002]

Shoutout to AZ for his weight loss though. Shit's super impressive. Keep going, man.

[@tuskinradar8688]

AZ with the genuine weight loss insights, total giga card stuff man. You love to see it.

[@aesiddoway]

Hearing about his progress is the only bright spot in a boogie episode

[@AxleMX]

AZs' weight loss is the only thing that brings me joy in life

[@toothgrinder2760]

AZ is alive? I thought he kicked the bucket?! Pretty sure his ghost haunts FNT now.

[@iivin4233]

"If there is anything that I regret after all of the terrible events that have transpired in my wake, It's that I'm dying." - Boogie.

[@CarlosThadeu]

I imagine him saying this in Namek 😂

[@Vestiligium]

tfs reference in a mooler vid. i am pleasantly surprised

[@CarlosThadeu]

@@Vestiligium I made another one in another comment and someone followed up with it. It's a comment mentioning E.R

[@gottesurteil3201]

My only regret is that he missed Frank.

[@S4ns]

Did I already watch this on MauLer's channel? Yes. Am I watching it again on Mooler? Look, I don't have to justify my actions to YOU.

[@Phoenix0F8]

TIPPLES!

[@Cyber_Crows]

Am I rewatching it a few months later. Yes 😂

[@bearistotle2820]

This is my life!

[@Iron4venger]

Rags saying that they have a saying in Arkansas, "Thank God for Alabama," made me chuckle as a life-long Alabama resident. We have the same saying here, except it's "Thank God for Mississippi!" haha

[@thoronbar]

So, does Mississippi say "Thank God for Arkansas"?

[@mrmcawesome9746]

@@thoronbar I'm pretty sure their saying is "Why God, why?!"

[@toothgrinder2760]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@mrmcawesome9746 Naw, that’s New Mexico’s state motto; but unofficially it’s “Get me the heII outta here.”

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

California's motto is "We'll Take the Country Down With Us."

[@Phoenix0F8]

As someone who drives across the border to Mississippi every week for cheaper groceries, I feel this in my soul. You can literally see the road stop being maintained right at the state border lol

[@Longshanks1690]

“I know exactly how he must have felt; Jesus. You give and you give... You give your whole fucking life, and what happens? People just tear you down… Why do people destroy their gods? How is it fair that you get saved, while a beautiful, perfect god gets killed?” - Boogie2988, 2024 (probably, and maybe someone else idk)

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Boogie would unironically say that. No joke, no meme, no hyperbole. He would say that to you with a dead serious expression.

[@Doge_-_-111]

​@@inquisitionagent90521000%

[@SolarDragon007]

​@inquisitionagent9052 Wasn't he one of the people who thought Kylo Ren's "kill the past" line was unironic good advice?

[@TheLevitatingFleem]

King LongShanks, 1690th of his name. Lord of the Time Stamps & protector of the peoples’ time 🙏🏻

[@bagman4896]

A Dude gives him some good health advice and he loses his fucking marbles

[@MegaSpideyman]

Why do you think that was?

[@bagman4896]

@MegaSpideyman like a true narcissist he only degrades himself when there is a clear gain (attention or money) but when others do it in a way he doesn't gain from he gets irrate, stack that with his shame over his own failure despite his protests of being happy as fat as he is

[@inquisitionagent9052]

​@@MegaSpideyman because in order to take advice you need a level of accountability. Something boogie sorely lacks

[@MegaSpideyman]

@@inquisitionagent9052 Alright

[@shotgunmasterQL]

I can't pretend to be some huge Totalbiscuit fan because I only sparsely watched his videos, but it's at times like these that I think back like "man, it really had to be him and not someone like Boogie". It still sometimes feels like he had more to give and I would have come across some good stuff through him.

[@uneterostardust8233]

In brazil we have a saying: Bad vases don't break (bad people don't f***n die)

[@gottesurteil3201]

I don't mean to insult the dead when I say this, for some reason I only remember biscuit as being a huge as*hole and I say that as someone who never watched him. Why do I remember him that way?

[@shotgunmasterQL]

@@gottesurteil3201 I think he was very combative on Twitter (especially towards the end of his life, probably due to overall not feeling that great) and he wasn't too flexible. Once he had his sights on you for unethical behavior, poor journalism, or overall wrongdoing in gaming context, he was typically very harsh from what I remember. Not to the point of "I'll never forgive this", but still he didn't exactly go soft on people. That helped to build a consistent character and morals for him and his content, but it also probably didn't help with a segment of the public that would have fallen against him on an issue. Also there's not a single person dead or alive that I respect more after checking their Twitter feed, so I don't exactly feel like defending his either, I'm sure he spilt some tism on his Twitter that wouldn't put him in favorable light, although one of the largest things that was a factor in casting a very negative view of him to many people was his support of Gamer Gate (I don't remember to what degree he supported it, but I recall he was pretty involved in it early on). Otherwise I'm just going to expect everyone has a Twitter debuff to varying degrees. As for his content, he highlighted all sorts of different games, all the way from small indie games to large AAAs, he would report on scummy and unethical behavior from developers, publishers, gaming news sites, fraudsters, and he was also pretty keen on reporting on the quality of PC ports of games. These days a bunch of people are doing similar things as Totalbiscuit, but I think that due to his solid character and variety of topics he covered, when he reviewed or recommended a neat game, he could absolutely make or break the success of that game (well, maybe not with massive AAA games). If he said that game X is pretty cool and it doesn't have enough attention for how good it is, that game would receive quite a bit more attention after his video. I think he was also one of the strongest and also most critical voices about Steam? I don't remember if there are any solid things and changes that can be attributed to him, but he often talked about the good and the bad of the platform, and what needed to be changed for the betterment of the platform. Basically, I would say he was a powerhouse of games journalism and reporting, PC gaming, indie games and Steam, and overall at combating unethical behavior in that space.

[@gottesurteil3201]

@@shotgunmasterQL honestly I'll buy that. I probably just happened upon someone complaining about him and took their word for it. I just don't have any reason to dislike him.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

Boogie: Im gonna jump...again! Everyone: DO A FLIP!

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

Futurama?

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

@@ObsidianBehemoth Yep

[@tjjordan4207]

Audience: “How low can you go?”

[@EpicJasonX9000]

The biggest problem with compulsive liars, is that they don’t have the mental capacity to stop lying. And ultimately if not inevitably, the consequences is that they keep getting caught. And thus no one will believe them. That’s “Boy Who Cried Wolf” in a nutshell.

[@kraven94365]

I don't think the wolf could eat Boogie

[@uneterostardust8233]

​@@kraven94365boogie would eat the wolf

[@marvalice3455]

Vice robs us of our gifts

[@TI4438]

I do know one idiot that died due to constant lies about a medical condition. When he was actually in crisis nobody believed him and medical attention was delayed until it was too late!

[@Nokaret]

It seems boogie aims to become as rotten as humanly possible in mind and body alike with his endgame probably becoming a daemon of Nurgle.

[@gloriousmongoose]

Bo’ogee the Vast, Nurgle’s favoured Great Unclean One

[@0er069]

Nurgle would have a feild day with him.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Holy Emperor... you're right! He's a heretic!

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Now I'm imagining the EFAP crew as Grey Knights desperately trying to banish Bo'ogee the Vast 😂

[@2tone209]

2998 IS HIS WEIGHT

[@OingiMcGamer]

its how many lies he will tell before he disappears

[@theemperorofmankind3739]

@@OingiMcGamer If that was the case he would have disappeared by now.

[@Prowerder]

@@OingiMcGamer 100% more lies than 3,000

[@Wuoffan1]

E;R's continuous noises of astoudment and disgust are the best part of this. My man cannot comprehend the entity that is Boogie.

[@NoPantsBaby]

But they were all of them deceived. For in secret he kept drinking the Mountain dew. Pouring all his obsession and desire down his gullet. For it was the only thing that brought him joy in life.

[@LukasJampen]

I heard it in Galadriels voice in my head and boy does this feel surreal.

[@scottski02]

@@LukasJampen Still better than Rings of Power

[@LukasJampen]

@@scottski02 I mean that's not a high bar considering the bar melded into the floor.

[@HurtWorks]

Ive been on the internet for a long time, and I dont think ive ever experienced the combination of utter disbelief and disgust that I felt while watching Boogie, sit himself in front of his mother's grave, record himself fake crying, and say something as insane and narcissistic as "they love you because you made me" I genuinely dont know how every time I see him, he somehow gets worse. Its like if the Seven Deadly Sins were fused into one person.

[@jonesy279]

The 4 million celebration when it immediately drops back to 3 999 999 is perfect comedy 😂

[@Ferndouglas]

I genuinely love how conformable E;R has gotten with the EFAP crew. He used to be super quiet. Love it when he's here.

[@shaecouture7480]

Him And Theo need to let the others get a word in.

[@TobyLerone76]

​@@shaecouture7480someone's gotta talk when there's 10 people in a voice call - terribly idea imo people are always gonna get spoken over

[@AliceBowie]

Just on Friday, Boogie was on a live stream with a bunch of his critics, including Destiny, who's insane at the movement, and Boogie started threatening to unalive himself on stream in front of everyone. They were attacking him lying about having cancer, and he was trying to pretend that he admits he's a bad person, but he actually really does have cancer, blah blah blah. Then when everyone didn't fall for it, he started saying everyone else is just as bad as him. Then he started threatening to unalive himself on stream, and that didn't work either. He's been outed as a manipulative compulsive liar and a sociopath, and he can't stand that his strategy doesn't work anymore. Also, it's wild that Dr. Don Wario has been vindicated. His diagnosis of Boogie turned out to be true. Don't forget that Boogie pulled out his piece and hit the school. He's literally something that starts with scho o- and ends in -o oter.

[@tabull8180]

Any sane person would stop going onto streams and let it all just run its course when one can only make it worse. But not boogie, because he only craves the attention, no matter the cost.

[@FourOf92000]

it takes work to make current Destiny look sane

[@SiriusSphynx]

​​@@FourOf92000 Nah, just looks like two stray cats fighting over the same pooping spot. Their both pieces of sh*t.

[@NathanCassidy721]

He also got a tattoo on his face that’s says “LIAR” in Comic Sans.

[@sigy4ever]

only here to point out boogie was shooting blanks

[@xel1673]

"that documentary was not a good idea for Boogie" That is Boogie. A slow moving trainwreck of not good ideas. Each new bad idea is another derailing car that careens off the track and destroys another chunk of the wall that conceals who he truly is. The documentary was just multiple train cars derailing at once, exploding in a devastating shockwave followed by an out of control firestorm, but somehow he managed to top that by scamming his audience with crypto, using his cancer as an excuse, and then being outed as a liar about said cancer.

[@cyrus2395]

Thanks for the boogie coverage, it's great motivation for me to put down the soda and start exercising

[@Theendman42]

That narcissistic manipulation on that phone call with his ex-wife was awful. "The day we got engaged was the best day of my life," "my videos are so trash since she divorced me," "Boogie calls his ex-wife on stream, pays her to lie..." It's nothing but passive-aggressive put-downs and sympathy manipulations. And it's all about him.

[@Theendman42]

Also, his video of him "speaking to" his mother who died was disgusting. He has absolutely no love for his mom, if his mom was as bad as he says, I'd understand that, but recording this was depraved, just as depraved as how fake it all was.

[@RiscuitLancer]

I never wanted a second part so bad, I need the reaction to all his cancer lies

[@NathanCassidy721]

I’m looking forward to the roast of the tattoo. On Weds (July 24th) he got a Tattoo on his face that says LIAR in Comic Sans. There’s some debate on whether it is real but I’ve seen some tattoo artists say yes it is despite no noise from the tattoo gun. And the placement is obvious that he’s hoping his beard will cover it.

[@nowone666]

an EFAP about boogie, featuring Colossal is Crazy... shit, didn't know it was my birthday

[@sakkra93]

Imagine your daughter dying of cancer and hearing her "friend" say "Fuck her, and now she's dead" with a grin... Holy Hell, that's low...that's not gallows humour in my eyes, it's just sinister and vile.

[@Ifyouonlyknew70]

Every time he gives his 1hp voice or fake cries, or begs for money the phrase "TIPPLES!" Pops into my head and I can't help but laugh.

[@ScubaShark8857]

Boogie’s response post about cancer getting community noted while this stream was happening was perfect comedy.

[@krystaldragons6040]

1:24:25 "I like how he's dressed as a doctor here, this is the same one that gave him his cancer diagnosis I reckon" I literally choked on my coffee lmao that comment is so gold.

[@customhydra66]

I don't think Boogie has ever had this level of scrutiny

[@camrunner6633]

Hes not use to it

[@TobyLerone76]

​@@camrunner6633dude absolutely loves it, keeps him somewhat relevant and pays his bills

[@Wandering_Chemist]

It’s the only thing that brings me joy in life

[@c-puff]

6 hours, some of which made me cringe in ways I had not experienced before, and we haven't even gotten to the cancer yet...

[@adamkenway7308]

Cool to see you in the wild! Love your videos!

[@c-puff]

@@adamkenway7308 I have been perceived 😰💖

[@RagingEggs]

@2:35:33 for a split second my brain switched around the letters in Fayetteville and I thought it said Fattyville.

[@lmahu6627]

It's the situational dyslexia.

[@Fauwkes]

Boogie is gonna form a band: OB/CD, fat-ass in chains, gurtle in chains, corn on the cob deep, heart-attack-Ica,

[@newdgamer4118]

Boogie and Movie Bob in outfits/hairdos like Simon and Garfunkel.

[@Fauwkes]

@@newdgamer4118 bison and and gar-funnel (cake)

[@dontshootmex5588]

OB/CD is a great name XD

[@OingiMcGamer]

ob/cd goes so damn hard

[@TheTGOAC]

Feastie Boys

[@hothotheat3000]

It’s really really sad. He has no real friends, he’s sold his family down the river for clicks, and he will likely drop dead in a few years from an obesity problem. He could’ve just invested his money and been done with it.

[@thomasbrown6723]

Boogie faking a cancer diagnosis is the only thing that brings him joy in life

[@samwallaceart288]

Repeat after me Subscribers ≠ views Views ≠ Money Money ≠ Good Stuff Stuff ≠ Fulfillment Between each one of these comes the extra step of wisdom and work

[@DaMaster012]

Boogie is operating on the lowest rungs of moral development; those of acting purely out of blind egoism, and his only ethical code, if any, is to act to avoid punishment: that's in part why he's such a pathological liar and why he'll only ever admit fault for show, as a way feigning humility to try and take heat off himself. He's basically just a rotten five-year-old with all the vices of adulthood, at age *fifty.* With such terminal deficiency in development, it should come as no surprise that Boogie has zero idea how real money is made. He's probably one of those people who seriously thinks you can just print money until everyone in the world is a trillionaire and not have the entire planet's economy crash, and he in his Dunning-Kruger cognitive dissonance would get angry if you explained why it'd crash harder than Crash Bandicoot on a bender with Critical Drinker, Chris Farley, and Princess Diana.

[@ogcipher4967]

Booogy saying that "he's disabled so he can't work" is a fucking insult, both my parents are disabled, my dad doesn't have a leg, he's a teacher, been doing that for 30 years, and my mom can barely move around, (nervous system damage, 14 surgeries) been like that since she was a kid, back when I was young she was doing the fiances for various businesses back in our small town, so fuck that guy.

[@dodojesus4529]

See your parents have skills and capabilities. Booger wont ever work an honedt day in his life

[@RafaMieses]

boogie thought than when a doctor says you`ll live for 10 years it meant that you are all right and when the ten year mark arrives you just die

[@TheGruspastej]

As someone on a weightloss journey of my own (though nowhere near as big, pun intended, as boogie should be on) it is all about finding what works for you. I love eating unhealthy foods, but also don't perticularly mind exercise too much as long as I got my audiobooks. So my strategy is; If I eat snacks, all calories must be burned through exercise. If I eat an unhealthy meal, at least half the calories must be burned through exercise. Obviously, being both strict with diet and exercise is the best. But I know I would not manage that long term. As a bonus, I am starting to get a quite good constitution.

[@KirkulesTM]

I formally request, nay DEMAND a warning or some form of censorship at 4:39:00. I was listening to this at work and never before have I felt more violated in a public setting.

[@cplusp1977]

Mauler. I understand you are an Eldritch God but after seeing the title of this video I believe you may be a Comedy God also

[@thomasg2488]

It’s like watching a documentary of a serial killer, except without the killing

[@captainahab9602]

Hopefully he changes that in a self inflicted manner but the globular demon is too delusionally self enamored

[@samwallaceart288]

(Air filtration tube banging intensifies)

[@gottesurteil3201]

Unless you count his career and reputation

[@scottski02]

*YET*

[@garysmith7392]

I always appreciate when Totalbiscuit gets brought up by these guys. They all have a lot of respect for his memory and helps to keep that memory alive. They are absolutely right when they say his death robbed us all. Fuck Boogie for using TB’s name to try and gain sympathy for himself and for trying to drag his name through the mud. It’s crazy how that is one of the least offensive things he’s actually done even when that is in itself so awful.

[@therebelofchaos1674]

Yeah, we live in the worst timeline where we lost people like TB and Ettika and yet we don't lose Boogie.

[@NathanCassidy721]

@@therebelofchaos1674 I can name worst people than Boogie. Look at what happened to his friend/rival Angry Joe and JimSterling. In my opinion those are worst than what Boogie does.

[@viscounttavaris9788]

I realize, after watching the crazed shaman arc, that i side with the shaman; Boogie almost certainly stole something from him

[@antiphon000]

I have to say, there's no way I'd show up at Boogie's house after he said he'd shoot me. He's proven himself to be way too unstable and in another universe he probably 100% would have shot the dude.

[@blankadams3120]

But Mauler, the only thing that brings me joy is The Tragedy of Darth Boogie the Wide Part 2!

[@BrennanCh06]

Love that E;r speaks up just to defend Mr Rodgers. Bless him

[@Jackallen88]

Chud coming in "have you guys talked about boogie lying about getting molested yet?" 😂😂😂😂

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Why does Nicholas Deorio have JLongbone's laugh, lol

[@Nokaret]

Can't blame him, it's a good laugh 😄

[@alduinthetyrant5225]

If you're going to have a laugh then Jlongbone's cackle is pretty good one.

[@ab-gail]

I legit thought it was her a couple times 😂

[@SparkZ009]

​@@ab-gail Wait wtf shes not in this! Thats hilarious.

[@albireo1533]

Boogie just got LIAR tattooed on his face. Next weeks episode is going to be wild

[@AngstyAnon]

Boogie is like JK Rowling, he goes back and rewrites his own lore when it’s already been established 2013: my mom beat me 2016: she never beat me 2018: my mom would kick and hit me on a daily basis 2022: my mom touched me 2024: yeah sometimes she hit me

[@chaseryans4808]

5:31:00 I swear, Boogie’s ‘crying’ is about two steps away from just saying “Boo-hoo-hoo”

[@kfcchickenburger]

I’m usually very affected by cringe content, as I tend to put myself too much in the person’s shoes. But discovering Boogie here for the first time on this stream, while being an incredible experience, is also incredibly odd as I cannot feel any cringe for what is going on. This man’s behaviour is so excessive that it becomes alien, to the point that I can’t even feel the embarrassment for him. He is his own unique entity that my brain doesn’t even comprehend.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*”It’s not a story the Lolcow Podcast would tell you…”* Who am I kidding? There’s no story they wouldn’t tell!

[@thomasciuffreda8783]

Nice mix of Boogie analysis; I recognized Sunny V2, Turkey Tom, and Joon the King, Act Man. I really feel Joon should be way bigger, thanks for using clips from his vids. It says a lot about what a poser Boogie has become, that even 6+ hours isn't enough to cover everything. Jeez, how did 4.5 million people ever like this dude?

[@ianblackmer7176]

My reaction 4 hours into a 6 hour vid. "There's a part two?!"

[@silverscorpio24]

I admire Joon the King's ability to say the most cursed shit in the most monotone matter-of-fact way 😂

[@crowkage4509]

I like how once every five minutes Mauler tells us, "This did serious damage to his reputation." 🤣🤣🤣 Like, oh, I would have thought this horrible act had minimal effect on his image.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

Request for Mauler to add the "Feeder Saga" to the part 2 upload.

[@chaddieladdie6312]

That's a big "PRESS X TO FUCKING DOUBT" on driving a burglar who threatened you in your own home to their home, dude.

[@Longshanks1690]

Not since Brett Keane have I seen someone so willing to repeatedly destroy their own reputation, credibility, audience and finances for absolutely no reason other than some dark part of their psyche cannot help but relapsing and doing the same self-destructive behaviour over and over again. The major difference being that Boogie’s grift lasted a lot longer than Brett’s ever did and he reached wealth and success the manatee could only dream of, and that Brett was particularly insidious about what he was doing behind the scenes while Boogie just seems delusional. Whether that makes Boogie worse than Brett I don’t know but what I do know is that their fates couldn’t have happened to a more deserving pair.

[@bentwineham1986]

Brett Keane…Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long, long time.

[@gradystovin]

​@@frawDgnicnaD I believe you mean 'gord' tv radio

[@trvecvltfvckboy]

The indavijual Boogie sitchuachan is the only thing that gives Brett joy in his life apart from his macacheese.

[@CJ-ep3we]

Don’t forget about my gaming channel.. games ya lorv

[@mediocrestreams3284]

There can be only one indivijul

[@Laxhoop]

2988 is the the amount of lies Boogie averages per day.

[@tzuyd]

It's not (just) the glass bottles, Mexico Coke uses sugar instead of corn syrup. As an Australian who has recently started experimenting with US and other beverages/candies abroad, I can say with certainty that any country that uses corn syrup in its products is doing it wrong.

[@oliverhofer2708]

As an avid Magic the Gathering player, I found it hilarious that Boogie's Shaman (A creature type in magic) went rouge on him for MTG Cards lol

[@Ceyx000]

Goblin Shaman

[@Cyber_Crows]

Gastrointestinal bypass doesn’t work if you endlessly guzzle soda 🙄🙄🙄

[@curlybob17]

This is now my 3rd time watching this in a 36 hour period. 😂😂😂😂

[@Hello_All_My_N_Words]

As someone who has shared the company with several women of the night.. having 2 hotel beds is a good look. One for fun and one for sleeping. Things can get messy and you dont wanna be sleeping in your juices, or this person youve prolly never met..

[@jprsfragoso]

The thing I most wonder about Boogie these days is how is he physically still alive.... The man really has a strong heart, to still be pumping.

[@Nokaret]

It's hard, but even after all these years he still has something left to take.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

It's just a never ending list of things you can say about boogie. When he goes "never feel pressured to donate, never feel pressured to subscribe on patreon, yada yada" he's only doing it so people think "ah, he's such a nice, humble dude that cares about the wellbeing of his subscribers". He's saying it solely to generate goodwill as a way to pressure people into subscribing and donating. There is no low, no tactic that he will no sink to. On the topic of patreon. Mauler, if you add The Feeder Saga to the next upload I promise to donate 25 euros there.

[@TheL0ngbeard]

You know, for all the jokes about "X is the only thing that brings me joy in life" do you think there is actually something that bring genuine joy to boogie's life?

[@the_absurd_hero]

No

[@deeta000]

I hope not.

[@jeffmccool5690]

Attention

[@heyfling]

Boogie never tried to change his lifestyle after the gastric bypass, and the fact he didn't cut out carbonated beverages, likely reversed the surgery, because it expands the stomach post surgery.

[@sognurT]

Boogie collecting Ls like infinity stones