EFAP #54 - Checking out "Is The Last Jedi THAT Bad?" and a gander at some memes with Aydin Paladin

[@fatrick9001]

Vid in the title discussion starts at 1:59:34. Also I'm not sure if she's been on before previously, but Aydin has been one of the best guests imo. It's too bad she's female though so I have to blindly hate her for that though of course. ;-)

[@fatrick9001]

@Oof Oof AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOO

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

Aydin on efap is pretty kickass. I've been a longtime fan of hers and MauLer getting her on was pretty sweet to see in my notifications. My dream guest at this point is Undoomed, TL;DR, or Razorfist. He should try for one of them.

[@conagherdenson2194]

REEEEEEEEEEE WHAMEN

[@fatrick9001]

@Stagetail I don't know I've never heard of her before, but Destiny is a slimeball sophist anyways. Posting this again because Alphabet corp auto-censored me for saying a "especially bad" word in describing him that rhymes with maggot.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Oof Oof Stop trying to be like Ra, he’s funny, this is just cringy

[@sebastianhill9150]

Mauler- “How long are you free for jay?” Jay- “a while” ... 11 Hours later...

[@johnherb4243]

To be fair, that is awhile.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

I guess he couldn't get up/away from the computer, due to a long lasting painful erection, that lasted over 11 hours.

[@sebastianhill9150]

John Herb very true. 11 hours is still a while

[@Incarn]

It's subjective

[@alexlee4171]

Was actually like 18 hours. They had to stop and restart the stream

[@pieshka4509]

Every time I hear the "Finally an asian actor in a star wars movie" with Rose, I flip out because if Toshiro Mifune didn't turn down Star Wars he would have been Obiwan, and Obiwan would have been japanese and performed by the biggest samurai actor ever. People typically don't seek out only white people for movie roles.

[@kakuna121]

Subjectively loved Ewan as obi-wan though and wholeheartedly believe he carries the prequels.

[@pieshka4509]

@@kakuna121 Ewan and the clones are what make me like the prequals so much, but I am a bit curious how it would have turned out if Mifune was Obiwan

[@kakuna121]

@@pieshka4509 oh no joke the clones were also a massive boon to the prequels I fucking loved them so much as a kid.

[@Party_Almsivi]

Lucas was a weeb before weebs existed.

[@pieshka4509]

@@kakuna121 yea once they wore phase 2 armor and it was personalized i loved them, especially how commander Cody and commander Bly looked

[@kaffeetrinken6352]

"If we remove the bad stuff, there is not much bad stuff left, so movie good." -Quentin

[@thisisnoplaceforahorse872]

Bastian Krogoll “I see this as an absolute win.”

[@vadandrumist1670]

"...and if it fits into canon." I'm just like, where's the line on that? If Han Solo was alive in Ep 9 would that not be a problem? After all that's just "Fan stuff."

[@messikimoshi69]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZbWe2WcabmNo7c This basicly

[@SomeKindaSpy]

@CJED *National Socialism was used to attract people to the idea of their autocracy. Nationalism is the bad idea.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Bastian Krogoll still one of the best takes that troglodyte could ever create

[@crimsonpotemkin]

This episode broke new ground. No joke, I've never heard of someone taking a nap mid podcast and waking up on air before the podcast is even over.

[@denkerbosu3551]

I just knew that would happen in one of these.

[@gotherella3963]

IT BROKE NEW GROOOOOUN D

[@MrZebub]

Twice.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

But what about the themes?

[@crimsonpotemkin]

@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher The themes of this EFAP are very deep. For example, the theme of Resurrection, as we see Aydin dying and coming back to life repeatedly.

[@leonardodavi2695]

4:15:05 Mauler: "I'm defending TLJ here and I hate it" I can feel your anger. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.

[@mylorddio8272]

Dew It!

[@ARC--5973]

This is the greatest series of comments I have ever seen

[@Overwriter]

@@mylorddio8272 Good, good

[@Kernwadi]

Yes.

[@butnobodycame7022]

@@Overwriter Let your hate flow through you !

[@gidofter_lukge]

9:20:00 Mauler discovers the Isle of Man flag

[@alexlee4171]

One of the best EFAP moments ever thus far

[@liquidlad3503]

Followed by commie spooder man followed by more isle of man flag

[@liquidlad3503]

Btw communist spiderman is art by a friend of mine Edit: thoughts?

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

You do God's work

[@kennandunn7533]

haven't made it that far yet, that's the leggy flag right?

[@shaecouture7480]

0:00 "A Long Lasting Painful Erection." Aaaaaaaaand we are live welcome everyone!

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

Objectively, the best opening of EFAP.

[@kaws6231]

@@OutsideTheTargetDemographic I dunno, seems like a hard sell in my opinion.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

@@kaws6231 Search your feeli---logic, you KNOW it to be true!

[@mikeoxlong1395]

To be fair, it sums up the EFAP viewing experience... at least for me.

[@RatZkul]

Hey Mauler! I pray to Cthulu that this gets enough likes for you to see this. You mentioned having an expert go over the John Wick movies. I spent four years in the Marine Corps as a Combat Marksmanship Trainer and also shot at the national level on the USMC Action Shooting team. I currently work at a place called Threat Dynamics as a full time Tactical Firearms Instructor. I've been shooting and teaching professionally for over eight years. I would love to be a guest on your show and point out all the good and bad stuff about the gun kada in John Wick as well as other movies like Equilibrium and Rambo. Please let me know if you are interested I would love the opportunity. Bonus, I am a huge star wars fan and would love to share my thoughts on the disaster that was TLJ. May the Rhino Milk be with you! - Echo If you guys want this to happen please like!

[@Emperor_Toxatine]

Echo 3 Whiskey thank you for offering I would love to hear your expertise on the subject. Slice and dice brother

[@Soridan]

I'm pretty sure shooting him a message on discord would be more likely to get his attention.

[@James-pt2vk]

All hail the dark god

[@Roescoe]

@@Soridan I see what you did there.

[@amanibob1416]

Discord is better for what you've claimed to be aiming for, but I'm also gonna "like" your comment.

[@voicemonkey3886]

I’m so glad that Quinton let us know that he personally doesn’t like racists. Really brave of him to stand up to racism.

[@SvendleBerries]

@The Duke (slowly stands up and claps as Rockys victory music plays in the background) You did it, Bilbo! You defeated the bad thing!

[@Boots43096]

Ikr lul what an hero

[@amanibob1416]

I mean, Racism? I know the guy, but liking him is literally subjectism... What are we talking about?! Milk or something?

[@vinegar4556]

Damn, I guess he wouldn't like me.

[@HALF_DAY]

Damn, such a profound statement on his part.

[@TasTheWatcher]

Wow. You just had to fill-in to reach the 10-minute mark, didn't you Mauler.

[@dariafirestar1393]

smh just here to get that ad revenue

[@TheSlammurai]

This 10 minute video has more filler than Naruto.

[@Luke-xi2pq]

IKR, he's always so money hungry for that ad revuene!

[@DiZtheJedi]

@@TheSlammurai And isn't THAT an accomplishment.

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Shameless prick. Fucking longman

[@jadeatrophis]

9:20:32 The Long Man is Slain by the Is Lay of Man circa 2019 AD.

[@mantha6912]

Fortunately it's already colorised as well!

[@Ashkihyena]

"Is the Last Jedi that bad?" Yes it is.

[@spenser9908]

It's worse.

[@peterjoyfilms]

@@spenser9908 The more you think about it the worse it gets.

[@ergoth154]

I don't think casting an Asian woman in a role is social justice, I think casting a fat ugly Asian woman is though.

[@TheDapperDragon]

@@ergoth154 Fat? I dunno. But ugly? Yeah. Not that it has anything to do with her performance, but holy fuck, she was clearly not hired for her face.

[@XmartiHUNx]

So bad that almost 2 years after it's release we still talk about it.

[@Laxhoop]

Jesus, Quinton’s literal main argument concerning Holdo is: “Well, she’s a woman, so that must mean all the complaints concerning her must be about the fact that she’s a woman, so therefore none of the arguments concerning her matter.” Talk about a leap in logic, that was getting in a spaceship and orbiting the planet over logic.

[@TheMaleRei]

Gotta wonder what Quinton's life is like. Does he bring that perspective into his interactions / views / etc with women in his life? "My mother said X - well, it's gotta be correct... The politician who happens to be female said Y - well, I better obey... Karen said Z - I better submit."

[@dimitriwarchief301]

What your all sayjng: “SHE SUCKS BECAUSE SHES A BLOODH IDIOT. She wont tell us her simple planing. Making the characters go off on a side quest that ends more lives and waste time bafly” How quiitnon sees it: oh because shes a women You guys:..... your more stupid then i gave credit

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

@@dimitriwarchief301 I think this is a pretty good representation of his thought processes. He’ll interpret any argument you bring up as “oh so you hate women?”

[@TOONYBOY]

@@SteveSmith-ty8ko I'm literally in a Twitter thread (please convince me to stop) with a guy that is deadass trying to prove to me that if Holdo was a man, people wouldn't have a problem with it, and that characters that boss men around only need to "make sense" when they're a woman. When I try to explain to him the concept of expected skillsets and professions (Ripley being skilled with mechanical tools is fine because we know she's an Engineer), he literally thinks that I'm proving him right. He's going a step further and trying to compare Ripley to Holdo and thinks that people "immediately" took issue with her the moment they saw the gown and purple hair. He literally thinks that everyone who hates these movies are "Tikki-torchers", because he has a screenshot of someone with a tikki-torch holding a "Make Star Wars Great Again" sign

[@Doomlovesearth2]

@@TOONYBOY Well the guy on Twitter is an idiot. You should probably stop.

[@austinjohnsen4430]

Quinton actually has a point. Rose could have been white and we still would have hated her for the stupid shit she does. A person’s skin color and race really doesn’t matter here, it’s what they do.

[@zzodysseuszz]

He doesn’t have a point because he’s being facetious. The reason these character make so many stupid decisions and is a minority is because the people writing these movies think it makes them look smart or morally superior and these writers always leave these roles for the minority characters

[@Dan-vg2gg]

“Is Lay of Man” - MauLer, shortly before discovering the horrifying beast that is the leg swastika, Anno Domini 2019

[@Edax_Royeaux]

The in-depth discussion of whether or not the Triskelion has 3 dicks is going to haunt my nightmares. I don't want to imagine that thing...mating...

[@the_neuron]

How to pronounce 'ISLE': 1. Isle 2. I'll ?

[@scottski02]

"I dont want to hear or think about that...again."

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

@@Edax_Royeaux Each, with a long lasting painful erection.

[@zachgilbert3815]

MauLer: "STOP SENDING SUPERCHATS!!!!!" "Heh, ironic. And Celestial. And Epic." - Bigideas "The Closer Look" Baggins

[@kessler4o573]

I've noticed that superchats are taking up more and more of the stream. #53 was 10 or so hours and half of that is superchats.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Kessler4O it’s crazy that #55 had to be entirely superchats, and it still took hours to do lmao

[@ToastGamingNCrew]

where do they stream this?and how do I join?

[@jebalitabb8228]

Butter OnToast they stream it on KZbin

[@ToastGamingNCrew]

@@jebalitabb8228 I've never been notified of it.... damn you YT.

[@smolgobbo3826]

Here's a fun fact. There's more rule 34 of Admiral Ackbar than there is of Holdo. ...Don't ask me how I know that.

[@hadiweirdmun3710]

.......

[@parsa1372]

Why da fuq is there rule 34 of Holdo . . . Now i undestand the shreksy Ackbar, but fu**ing Holdo?

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

@@parsa1372 Because the qualifier for Rule 34 is "if it exists". ... If it's any consolation, there's much more of Rags than there is of Holdo.

[@The-kr9rb]

I mean ackbar is a total chad so I can see that

[@matthewstephen4014]

I would rather see rule 34 ackbar than Holdo tbh

[@afelias]

On the subject of WWII and Star Wars, yes. The original Death Star Run, before Luke enters the trench, a classic dogfight style battle occurs between the X-Wings and TIE fighters. If you look at that battle, the core of the tactics involves getting behind someone to fire all your front-facing guns to destroy the enemy fighter. Lucas used this as a shorthand to show the stakes of the battle. So later, when Vader and the two other TIEs are behind Luke in a trench he cannot maneuver in, it's very well established that he's an absolute goner. You can even extend standard naval tactics, like the formation in RotJ to understand that the "battleship and cruiser" style formations still exist, where you have ships of differing size and weapons loadout attack in formation. The extended universe and other things expand on how Star Destroyers are essentially battleships of one kind and Mon Calamari cruisers battleships of a different kind. But all of this was used as shorthand to tell the audience that both sides actually had strategy. Compare and contrast with TLJ, where in the opening battle AND the slow-speed chase the First Order PUT THE FLAGSHIP IN FRONT, unprotected, with its escorts TRAILING it. Poe never would have destroyed the Dreadnought had its Star Destroyer escorts were in FRONT of it. Poe would never get within hailing distance from Hux because his lackeys would have shot him down, let alone the TIE Fighters that should constantly be patrolling the ships. This is the sort of thing that shows that Rian didn't know what he was doing. He was so focused on the visuals of a bomber squadron that he forgot HOW THEY ALL OPERATE. Even Lucas made a better effort here. You would never throw your bombers at a target that is well-prepared to defend against you - in WWII a lot of bombing was done at an altitude so high it was impossible to scramble fighters to get you in time, or at night where they couldn't see you coming, and so on. If they went against a target that could defend itself with fighters they would send fighter-bombers.... like the Y-WINGS.

[@essexclass8168]

Just to add to this, whenever the USNAF and IJNAF used large, comparatively slower bombers to hit ships from close range and low altitude, they usually did so at high speeds, almost slinging the bomb out or in the Japanese' case, by having a pilot fly a large rocket into the hostile ship. The crap in tlj was closer pre wwi balloon drone strikes than anything else, but at least those were bombing helpless cities, not escorted squadrons, and on top of that thosr slow,vulnerable things were unmanned. EDIT: Austrlia and the UK and Italian RAFs "skip bombed" too

[@shadowapocalypse9012]

Every discussion on EFAP goes something like this. MauLer: I could be wrong. Rags: I'm never wrong. Jay: What is "wrong?" Edit: Also I wanted to point out a couple things I learned from the flag discussion. The lobster flag was for a skin cancer charity thing called "Don't Be a Lobster" where those flags were hoisted in a couple places one day. The Is Lay of Man flag is a conundrum. Some speculate it was the Manx coat of arms. Others suggest it was meant to be a form of protest against the British that the locals will never kneel. But the most popular theory is, it was created by a prognosticator who had a vision of a game of dark souls that would go into its fourth iteration and bring forth a foul headless creature whose sole purpose was to kick the enigmatic purveyor of rhino milk known only by the letter J.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Bran, King of the Broken Rags did admit defeat once across all of EFAP to Jay over Minecraft, thus Jay has broken the cycle

[@Phiro00]

Wolf: youre wrong

[@Leotheleprachaun]

I didn't know Lady D watched Mauler. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* The More You Know

[@Longshanks1690]

"Guys, why are we talking about Stoicism? CHRISTIANITY IS COMING OUT!" - Bigideas, circa 600 BC.

[@bradenmerriman5206]

Jesus is dead, we can't talk about him

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

@Oof Oof not nearly as based as stoic Christianity.

[@bradenmerriman5206]

@Christopher Marlowe Especially when they are irrelevant in two thirds of history

[@SaintVakos]

@Oof Oof Like Islam.

[@bearistotle2820]

Oof Oof Is it also redpilled?

[@AliRadicali]

Aydin is legitimately, genuinely, authentically, actually, really, truly, honestly and verily a good EFAP guest. Not to mention, a person of gender, so that automatically improves the quality by at least 50%. EFAP: you get to listen to women.

[@razvanconstantin740]

You forgot celestially

[@crimsonpotemkin]

needs "in my opinion"

[@Jormelli]

Are you saying we didn't get to listen to the woman?

[@jebalitabb8228]

You could’ve found a way to work geode into that but yes

[@aTalkingKoala8294]

And shes the first person to both fall asleep and wake up while still being in the stream, which i find hilarious

[@StigMurcielago]

We thought we saw the peak when Wolf almost died after the Jared Infinity War Meme. Then we thought we reached it when Rag's nearly perished after Ocean Man. But now we have truly seen the Apex meme with Mauler expiring over the Is-lay of Man. And coconuts. And parentheses. Truly, the Cosmic Chicken blessed us with the best timeline.

[@scottski02]

May The Don always bless us with The Long Man's uncontrollable laughter.

[@shotgunmasterQL]

Time stamp? I have now tried to watch the stream a second time, but fallen a sleep each time, so I have no idea where I was previously. At least I have been smart enough to put my phone on charge. Nvm, found the timestap. Amazin'

[@scottski02]

@@shotgunmasterQL 9:20:00

[@amanibob1416]

Jay Jay Binks and Kylo Ben did almost lead to cardiac arrest/death, but this one... Does put a smile on my face.

[@starlancer9740]

Which video has the jared infinity war meme?

[@ActualLee42]

"We're coming up to 2 years since the last jedi came out." Guys why are you still talking about the last jedi, the rise of Skywalker is coming out.

[@oddballskull1941]

Because there aren’t enough words in all of the languages of the world to to come to a proper conclusion about that movie

[@MediumRareOpinions]

@@oddballskull1941 “There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.”

[@nicomultilocke]

Yeah but why are you talking about Rise of Skywalker tho, Spiderman is literally coming out

[@ethakis]

I love how Aydin starts talking statistically and scientifically and you can just hear the gears breaking down in mauler, rags, and jay. She's fantastic.

[@GigaChadh976]

Aydin: in a study in 2010 dr Warner found that males on average- Rags, mauler, and jay, collectively: Feet patties

[@ScottE-2]

Quinton video starts at 1:59:50 is followed by a 6-minute discussion after playing the first few seconds to talk about milking Kylo Ben. Also, more background on Quinton. The Video covered stops at 8:20:55 Small Aydin Pointers: 2:35:33 - Why Consumer Love turns into Consumer Hate 2:41:31 - Why Quinton is the living NPC meme Every second played and responded: [It's longer than I thought though I caught this thing partially live and took MauLer's tip to heart] 1:59:50 - 2:00:12 __________ 2:06:59 - 2:07:19 __________ 2:08:46 - 2:08:58 __________ 2:10:02 - 2:10:13 __________ 2:11:41 - 2:11:53 __________ 2:20:05 - 2:20:25 __________ 2:20:49 - 2:20:56 (infamous Quinton Quote) 2:22:17 - 2:22:30 __________ 2:29:39 - 2:29:53 __________ 2:34:59 - 2:35:07 __________ 2:41:06 - 2:41:17 __________ 2:42:07 - 2:42:17 __________ 2:43:32 - 2:43:30 __________ Screw it. It's a bit too long and I'm still quite tired... Just follow MauLer's guide by either using his website or by following this simple tip: "Just scroll through the video and see the preview to when the video plays" he stated that about 7 hours into the stream when I was viewing it. At that time Aydin fell asleep to be promptly awakened some hours later.

[@AssailantLF]

Thanks for doing as much as you did! It's much appreciated a couple years later. Time stamps make these super-duper long videos much easier to watch and get through

[@Billnyot]

"We make the shortest and concise podcasts" -Mauler

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

It takes so long for them to get through videos that I don't really care what they're saying at a certain point and I start skipping through it. Still like Mauler the podcast just isn't for me

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

@Victor Kurske that's a way of looking at it. I don't find their banter interesting, I guess. I like Mauler's breakdowns on movies more.

[@MFChickenFlipper]

@@dungeon-wn4gw that's fair. I enjoy their rambles because they can lead to either really in-depth conversations, or the weirdest memes ever. It is really a hit-or-miss in that regard.

[@thereviewersblock7459]

MFChickenFlipper Yeah I agree with both of you. Sometimes their little tangents are very interesting to listen to and could get a good laugh out of them. Other times, like in this stream and the one where they watched Hellogreedo’s Stream raid, it feels very “artificial” (for lack of a better term). It seems like they go on tangents for the sake of going on tangents and it can drag on for what feels like an eternity. It’s very hit or miss as you said.

[@jebalitabb8228]

This was objectively the best EFAP episode

[@mister-x2]

Aydin really knows her stuff. I really like when Mauler gets into talking with a guest about the things they have seen.

[@abetterhandle]

Quinton seems the type of dude to have a son that looks nothing like him...

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Ouch

[@mariofatovic6521]

Quinton seems the type of dude to simp for a female KZbinr, only for them to not actually be a girl.

[@drunkencowboyagni]

it's all fun and games till his kid comes out long.

[@LN997-i8x]

No adoption agency in their right mind would consider him to be a suitable candidate.

[@TheOneAverageJoe]

@@drunkencowboyagni the baby is a massive

[@go_rilla262]

Jar Jar Abrams: "I won't be changing anything from Episode 8." You will be. You will be...

[@SaintMaxxi]

The hair thing of Holdo could've easily been fixed if they just said she was an alien and her hair changes color depending on her mood. And every scene has her hair a slightly different hue. Right before she does the hyperdrive sacrifice, her hair flashes to white, devil trigger style. And retcon that garbage thing that she dyes her hair.

[@RobynReanimates]

And just like that, you've made a more creative and compelling character than anything Disney Star Wars has.

[@YahliAtzmon]

revolverswitch ackbar is still out there

[@Adorni]

You don’t even have to go that far; she dyes her hair weird colors. Okay, why? In the canon, it’s because she “expresses herself.” So... that’s a nothing burger. And she actively undermines her authority by making herself look like she’s having a midlife crisis. Great character. But what if we find out she dyes it for a significant reason? Say to remember her daughter, who loved the vossian dawn lily? That said daughter had joined the Rebellion, against Holdo’s wishes, and when she tried to plead for her daughter’s life, she was shut out, and had to watch the Empire execute her only child, and so she dyes her hair that color to remember her. Why couldn’t we have that?

[@towers7623]

I'll admit when i first saw I just assumed she was some kind of alien where purple hair was just natural.

[@mertarican5456]

I think it was just weird when we first saw it. And then we hated the guts of the character. Then that weird stuff became ugly. On it is own her hair color is irrevelant.

[@MarelorMoon]

I love it how he talks about "bringing all characters to a satisfying end" and then shows us Captain Phasma...

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Marelor Moon I don’t like Captain Phasma but even I feel bad for what her die-hard fans have been through

[@MarelorMoon]

@@rollrcoastrbacon2725 that's what many felt after TLJ, I guess: a lot of the setups for characters in TFA didn't really add up, like Kylo, Hux, Phasma, Fynn and others. And the new characters like Holdo and Rose were disappointing at best.

[@razkable]

star wars to me was about forgiveness and faith that was lukes whole arc to save the day...he had to have faith in the good side internal moral compass and strength of his father to overwhelm the bad at a crucial moment and forgive him for his sins and not give into feelings but suppress hate fill his mind with love for his dad which seeing the hand come off did for him aka he had to believe in the force...its almost sad in a way as horrible as vader and anakin acted and were....the villain is the hero .......disney: yeah no its about money and powers and shitty writing ...we have spoken.....we can't come up with a good story to tell with the old characters so lets just kill them and get the old fans to come watch them for the last time instead of you know create our own world with a jadded asshole trainer aka a new character who was trained by luke once that in the present rey has to convince to help and get back to his ways.... not the man luke himself betraying his character cause you want him to fill that role lazily even if it betrays him the story movie before and the fans...like think about it why even take place this soon after return if it just ruins luke?...he can't fufill this role...it betrays who he was to allow this new order to rise...they just pretend like thats not a plothole...smdh..gtfoh...again make someone else that kind of character and have the plot take place post his death cause then we dont have to ruin the old movies...simple..instead they wanted their cake and ate it too

[@dizzydoom4230]

Bring Aydin back on. She's a wonderfully fun guest.

[@archstanton9073]

She goes off on a lot of sociology and post-modern tangents. But otherwise she was fine.

[@sparxskywriter2589]

@@archstanton9073 The Sociologist likes to talk about Sociology you say?

[@jebalitabb8228]

Arch Stanton a lot of guests end up being quiet, so isn’t it a good thing she was talkative?

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

@@sparxskywriter2589 See, I liked Shad but he talked too much about writing, swords and fighting techniques tbh

[@KorporalNoobs]

If we bring on guests on a 8 hour average run time podcast i want to bring there new expertise/perspective on every point. Why would you bring interesting people on to complain wheb they are being interesting?!

[@dragonknightleader1]

"Who will be the most inconsistent character in Star Wars?" Can I say the soundtrack? Because I'm not entirely convinced John Williams is even composing anymore. In the second trailer, you know, the one where 80% of the trailer was old movies, I thought the score didn't sound like the Star Wars theme so much as the Star Wars theme was jammed through a Hans Zimmer program. Much like how Gareth Edwards or Lord and Miller were replaced, I think John Williams was replaced with Michael Giacchino or some other generic American composer. At the very least, the score in the sequels has been very uninspired and unmemorable. In TFA, the only score I connected with was whenever the Binary Sunset motif played, and that was entirely because of memberberries. Since the music is so integral to Star Wars as a whole, that's why your brain keeps thinking the sequels aren't legit, because the film score itself doesn't feel legit either.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Alex thats a fair point, the music feels so mundane and just average now, compared to the imperial march or duel of the fates for example

[@arrowknee7356]

John Williams I don't believe has ever composed the trailers, that is usually shipped out to a different team. Just like the editors of the film very rarely edit the trailer. It is a very different skill set, and when you get the same group doing both a good example of that is Suicide Squad.

[@michaelmccarty1327]

This. Say what you want about the prequels, but those soundtracks all gave at least one new memorable piece. Phantom Menace gave us Duel of the Fates, Attack of the Clones gave us the Arena(Wait, that was also TPM, wasn't it?), and Revenge of the Sith gave us Battle of Heroes.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

@@michaelmccarty1327 Phantom had a boatload of awesome music. Heck out Droid Invasion fpr example.

[@dragonknightleader1]

@@michaelmccarty1327 I would say Across the Stars for AotC. Yeah, the romance itself was lacking, but not from the score.

[@SirGoodRat]

this feels like watching a first date that's going really well.

[@jebalitabb8228]

AGoodRat the more intoxicated MauLer becomes, the more powerful Mayin becomes

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

Because the girl passes out, or? But no, I ship it man.

[@Maltesfilm]

Outside the Target Demographic Bill Cosby would be proud

[@Hashbrown1682]

This ship is sailing FULL SPEED AHEAD

[@741podnammoc]

@@Hashbrown1682 OK just listened what is the status?!?!

[@Bam_Bizzler]

I'm happy aydin is the guest. I'm very unhappy that i had to see Quinton's tism face.

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

Here's the thing. I fucking hate Quinton. He embarasses me everyday.

[@gottesurteil3201]

I'm still contemplating which emotion is stronger.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

blam gam I almost skipped this when I discovered they were covering Quinton Reviews, the most dishonest, dishonourable slug of the SJW bile pit

[@wingedassassin9999]

Quinton is funny....just not for the reason he intended

[@SlyCooperJr]

This is, objectively, the best, and my favorite, stream so far along with episode 55. Well done.

[@TheDisturbedDemons]

Not alone there, milord.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Wasted longman is best longman

[@butthz8850]

In our objective opinion

[@kha6629]

I never heard MauLer losing it that badly im dying :'D

[@amanibob1416]

One time only; "Kylo Ben" Still nothing topping this one though!

[@hwtte5438]

I have fond memories of his drinking games with moonage

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Khayeet Sue good ol’ Chernobyl cocktail

[@brotmeister9559]

2:22:19: "Things that *don't* matter to me: Story, characters and canon. Things that *do* matter to me: Visuals, music (that's recycled from previous movies) and actors (who had to follow horrible directions)." Can't make this shit up. So superficial. Just consume product.

[@michaelplowman8674]

Before Poe actually goes through with the mutiny he's literally screaming for her to just tell him that there's a plan at all. Her response to this is essentially "Shut up, idiot." And as far as Holdo's look goes, unless the actress herself just showed up with her hair that color and refused to have it colored, then her appearance was 100% a conscience studio decision.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

Poe was an idiot for not blowing her head off on the spot for treason.

[@michaelplowman8674]

@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 I loved the HISHE where they have Akbar immediately gives the plan out. Imagine how much better the movie could have been if it became a story about Rey being truly trained to be a Jedi while convincing Luke to re-join it all. Meanwhile, the race to safety and hoping the First Order doesn't slowly kill them off drips through and you have time to into Finn's life as a slave to the FO, Poe feeling helpless because he can't just fighter pilot his way out it this, and then delve even into Rose as she deals with her sister dying on the bombing raid and if it was worth it. Johnson wanted a WWII feel so make it a "Guys stuck in a foxhole until help arrives" movie. As Luke re-connects with the Force, he can feel the Leia needs him. Even have Kylo do the betrayal of Snoke and have a solo, no pun intended, fight scene and he takes over. Then, just as all looks bleakest, have Luke and the Falcon. Kylo goes crazy and orders all ships to follow the Falcon, even announcing that Luke is on it.

[@dusky5535]

This was undoubtedly one of the most insane and random EFAPS ever.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

When it opens with "long lasting painful erection"s, you know you clicked on the right podcast.

[@Simon-yp7rv]

I'll drink a Chernobyl Diarrhea to that

[@necromancer7676]

Beware the three-legged beast

[@bigideasrhinomilk4278]

Nice

[@sammydray5919]

The three legged Goliath

[@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess]

I've been giving a lot of thought to the claim some people make that "It's JUST a movie," so we shouldn't care so much about it. But it's not just a movie. It's a story. And stories have shaped minds and culture for millennia by imparting lessons of morality, dedication, etc. Stories are important. And Star Wars has been one of the most culturally significant stories in the world for the past 40 years. This is especially important since it's a story about "space wizards intended for children". It's not like children are particularity impressionable or anything. It is a grave mistake to underestimate the impact Star Wars has had on society. Now go clean your room, bucko.

[@Shyguide]

And a less smart but still correct argument is the "no u" argument i.e. it just a. Movie why do you care if I hate on it

[@AliRadicali]

It's plainly a deflection, not to mention a standard that they don't apply consistently: not to the things they like and certainly not the things they protest and boycott for not being diverse enough, being too sexist, sending the wrong message, etc. These same people can't stress enough how important they think media is.... except when it's inconvenient to their apologism for terrible media products with the Korrect political message. Hell, they can't even stay consistent on that claim because they'll simultaneously praise TLJ as a subversive masterpiece and dismiss it as just a film about space wizards for children. The problem is they're not arguing in good faith, they're throwing everything and the kitchen sink out there and hoping something lands.

[@amanibob1416]

I mean, with the "just a" combo, you could get in *real* deep sh!t. Go on, say it was "just a" book from one German... Let's be real, go 'round my folks and say "just one" word that starts with an *n* and lemme tell y'all, black, white or mulatto, no matter, no one's gonna be cool if you're trying this excuse. Point is: when you make something to provoke a reaction, you ain't gonna pretend it doesn't count because of how negative the reaction was. Own yer sh!te.

[@DeepEye1994]

2009: Oh my god, Star Wars is one of the most influential movie trilogies ever, how dare the prequels be that bad??! 2019: ...Oh well, it's just a movie, man. The original trilogy was flawed too... Space wizards for children...

[@nathanjora7627]

Hawkiavelli More simply : It’s a movie. A movie is a product. A product people paid for, and won’t get a refund for, so if they didn’t like it, they have good reasons to be pissed at it, especially considering that this product being delivered will be delivered in only one version. Meaning that no better version will be delivered. It’s not like a computer, where if they mess up one version of the software, it’s not too bad because, even if you don’t get a refund, you just have to buy the next updated version when you have the money. To get the updated version of SW, « having enough money » basically would mean « having billions of dollars ».

[@bexarath]

Listening to them slowly lose their minds over the course of 11 hours in this episode is downright celestial.

[@TheGodOfGravy]

“A review is just a description of your experience” Woah... just woah Quinton. By that standard my review of TLJ for you - The popcorn was tasty and I had to take a dump about halfway through 4/10 By Quinton’s standards, that’s a legitimate review. Jesus.

[@Doctor.Trolling]

He’s literally the biggest pepega to ever exist

[@sanitarium_64]

Still hasn't finished LotR but sat through all of Steven Universe convincing himself that it was good all the way until the very last episode. I miss Wolf. He's the only one that busted his balls good and proper.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

Jay explained his parents don't want to watch lord of the rings

[@conagherdenson2194]

What happened to wolf?

[@jebalitabb8228]

Conagher Denson he evolved as a movie critic

[@SolarDragon007]

@@conagherdenson2194 He's left the internet save for a few EFAP appearances due to personal/emotional issues. He may appear on EFAP from time to time.

[@phoenixsplash135]

@@SolarDragon007 is it still from all that shit about pedophilia?

[@krennicsaspirations4883]

This was one of the funniest EFAPs that I’ve had the pleasure to be a part of. MauLer needs to do more drunk story times, perhaps for Halloween? #MAYDIN

[@jacobking5400]

Krennic's Aspirations agh fuck, an EFAP Halloween special would be C E L E S T I A L

[@ToastGamingNCrew]

a massive undertaking, of C E L E S T I A L proportions, where each side is equal to 1.2 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@krennicsaspirations4883]

Jacob King it would be actually, genuinely, definitively, celestially Good Rat.

[@vashviper9346]

Good rats are implied.

[@6abrielsbtpt371]

I recommend going to this time stamp : " 9:34:52 ".

[@TallTreeBACE]

Aydin taking an ENAP, anthropomorphic flags, spooky stories, Q for Quinton. Over all pretty great episode.

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

All that's missing is wolf 😟

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

@@MrTheGameNarrator we all miss him

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

I read this before the episode, and took you as a liar and a drunk. But then I saw the episode, and you were good and virtuous.

[@onnixcarmichele3911]

Don’t forget Loompa Lore

[@Wyzai]

Aydin is adorable. She says she likes sleeping to EFAP and then accidentally does it while she's on air at EFAP. This is one of those very rare moments that are simultaneously cute and epic. It was glorious and she should be on again. Also as a side note I should pick up watching her channel again. I've been on a break from her channel recently, but I should be catching up to date with EFAP soon and then I have all these hours to spend on other videos, like Aydin.

[@nicomultilocke]

Is her real name Aydin? Cause that would tip her way to the right on the cute-epic scale

[@MultiWolfstorm]

Ew simps

[@DunmeriDrain]

wtf lmao

[@n8dawg640]

@@MultiWolfstorm “verily, i say unto you, whosoever simps over tomboys will attain happiness and tomboy gf” - Bigideas

[@MultiWolfstorm]

@@n8dawg640 "If thou shalt discover the simping of a brother, thou ought shame him and persecute him mercilessly. Tomboys or nay." -Bilbingulus Boglin

[@waffleonquaffle]

A long man finally found himself a long woman. They both love Buffy, they both like horror, they both try being concise in their long humanness. I ship this. Somebody draw fanart pls

[@themarkktv]

@captain drama Mauler is Long Man because his videos are long

[@uberethair]

@@themarkktv He is also a rather long man of 6'4" stature. Penis length unknown.

[@raam726]

Uberethair how do you know his longness

[@uberethair]

@@raam726 He answered a superchat during EFAP #50 that related to his longness

[@KaNoMikoProductions]

Long woman is in a relationship already, apparently.

[@vashviper9346]

Listening to Mauler and Aydin geek out over Buffy...was legit one of the cutest moments we've ever had with him and guests. I ship it. This is one of the best episodes I have ever seen of EFAP. We need more drunk Mauler.

[@silvergrove8517]

Did you hear that sneaky pass he made at her ? Oh boi, I feel like fans of random animes, shipping characters like my own life depended on it...

[@carnivoroussledgehammer464]

Shifty Eyed Dragon I feel like in 10 years EFAP 54 will be considered one of the best, objectively.

[@JohnSmith-op3qj]

@@silvergrove8517 gib sauce pls

[@silvergrove8517]

@@JohnSmith-op3qj can't really remember when (I stayed for the whole thing and was exhausted afterwards) but when he was pretty drunk and they were happily geeking, he snuck something like "oh wow, it's cool that you also like this thing, we should hang out sometimes". That was lovely...

[@JohnSmith-op3qj]

@@silvergrove8517 oh my, long man is being long :)

[@cipherenigma]

Efap 54: guest starring Rags's Dad and Ayadin's Mom. #bestEfap #bestEnap #BewareThe3LeggedBeast 9:20:22 the moment MauLer Broke :)

[@Tibasu]

"A long lasting painful erection" Great first 2 seconds of a youtube video

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

We expect nothing less

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Tibasu would this EFAP be the long lasting pleasurable one?

[@theaverageDon]

Aydin is definitely one of y’alls best guests. She’s seriously is closest to a female MauLer

[@beerdrinker1486]

Look into her past. She is an awful fuckin person and a huge cry baby hypocrit.

[@Mrcryptidsarereal]

@@beerdrinker1486 Oh is she now? Well I'd like to hear your reasons why.

[@beerdrinker1486]

@@Mrcryptidsarereal calling out people for being little cry baby snowflakes and then crying on stream herself to manipulate people. I havent forgotten that warski stream

[@Mrcryptidsarereal]

@@beerdrinker1486 When did she call out people for being snowflakes?

[@Scotticus25]

@@Mrcryptidsarereal She filed a lawsuit against Destiny for his fans doxxing her when she left every bit of possible info that you could use to find people (barring her actually address) on a thread on /pol/. Destiny didn't actually do anything that I recall either, she basically dropped herself in shit and blamed someone else. She also posted her tits on /pol/ too but that's got nothing to do with her being a bad person.

[@admpandora91]

0:00 intro fun with Jay, talk on TLJ, and other stuff 31:09 They hit "The Wall" 48:45 A wild FENNAH appears! 1:13:30 Onward to Memes! 1:48:50 It's Quinton Time!

[@mrimpostershaco]

thx!

[@ToonamiT0M]

If Rey actually does loose an arm in the movie, it would be because she does it to herself in an act of self sacrifice because she's just that awesome.

[@kieranholmes8086]

One of the best EFAPs to date, also Aydin needs to come back she's a great guest. Let's get that woman episode to happen.

[@zachgilbert3815]

when she's awake

[@grandarkfang_1482]

@@zachgilbert3815 no, it'll be funnier if she sleeps until the end. Saves her the tisms.

[@zachgilbert3815]

@@grandarkfang_1482 I fucking love the 1st thing she's asked when she wakes up is "thoughts on adoption?" with absolutely no context whatsoever XD

[@DelightfulTyrant]

Rags was garbage in that intro, to be fair.

[@6abrielsbtpt371]

I recommend going to this time step : " 9:34:52 ".

[@gottesurteil3201]

*THERE ARE HOT BEN SHAPIROS IN YOUR AREA*

[@dialaskisel5929]

I wish they had Aydin on more often. She's intelligent, witty, and she has a unique and well-thought-out perspective due to her social psychology knowledge. She is just the sort of class this channel needs. That and critical drinker, I'd love to see them face off, especially when she threw shade at Scotland.

[@Smerpyderp]

Yea, drinker and aydin would be a legendary duo.

[@Сайтамен]

7:11:00 - they find Aydin sleeps. 8:56:45 - Aydin Awakens.

[@massivetism]

KZbin streaming limits? EFAP is beyond such nonsense.

[@MysteriousAya]

Jesus man, I'm still on the last 6 hours left of your 50th stream and I'm trying to catch up! Stop making me EFAP this much!

[@zachgilbert3815]

getting sore?

[@MysteriousAya]

@@zachgilbert3815 Way too sore. I've been drinking Rhino milk to keep it going but there's just so much.

[@MFChickenFlipper]

To be long is a celestial journey most cannot endure. As Bilbond Bigideas once said, "Slice and dice some spaghetti bolognese, anyways guys..."

[@wheeliebin18]

Remember your training!

[@MysteriousAya]

@@MFChickenFlipper You're right. I'll have to ask Don to give me the strength needed to fulfill this epic quest.

[@inquisitorseraph996]

At this rate 24 hour streams will become common. They just keep getting longer and longer.

[@Muck006]

EFAP News Network ... 24/7 ... sadly you wont ever catch up.

[@Nethseaar]

Aydin added so much to the ‘cast. She is articulate and fits in very well with the culture. I really hope she becomes a recurring guest!

[@pewnit]

Timestamps: [ -Will edit as I go- I failed, but I'm trying again] 00:00:00 Start 01:13:35 Press Q for Quinton + Memes 01:48:45 One hour 50 minutes intro ending 01:49:00 It's Quinton time 01:50:00 Stream issues (100% Mauler's fault) + Rags needs to pee 01:57:47 Memes, again + Press Q for Quinton, again 01:59:47 *Video starts!* 04:49:40 Pee break + Chat gets reference ???????? *Video resumes* 05:32:24 Jay and rags predict episode 9's structure ???????? *Video resumes, again* ... ???????? Superchats

[@Longshanks1690]

What if Madea is the Knights of Ren?

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@Christopher Marlowe I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

[@oddballskull1941]

Christopher Marlowe i hate how much I want to see that. I’ve never watched a single madea film but I would fucking watch that right now

[@loopwatcher4087]

The Longman just became longer

[@dimas3829]

and somewhat hypocrite, just look how he ridicules long name of some welsh location at the end.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Dima S there’s a bit of a difference between a livestream and a city

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

Do we call him Longerman now?

[@dimas3829]

@Victor Kurske oh my sweet summer child, you have never heard Polish language, did you?

[@G.L.O.R.ious1307]

Do Ladies make the "Long Man Bad" longer? Bring more to EFAP! The longer, the better.

[@scottski02]

Do ladies make the Long Man longer? 😏

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

We will get to look at them!

[@Arcaneraven]

Bring Aydin Paladin back. She speaks Vulcan and has a brain. She's actually able to flavour your layman's terms and you guy's chemistry is perfect.

[@mr.mayhem4054]

Lightsabers use power cells. However, the arc-wave technology that contains and shapes the energy into a blade recycles the energy back into the power cell, effectively making it very long lasting, and in some cases, if constructed expertly, it could last indefinitely. Anyone can turn a lightsaber on/off if the lightsaber is constructed with an external ignition switch. You could theoretically construct a lightsaber to have an internal activation switch, which could then only be accessed using telekinetic Force powers (there are some like this in the EU), but we haven't seen anything like that in the films. While the Force is not necessarily required to activate a lightsaber, it is required to construct a lightsaber. Jedi/Sith would attune themselves to the lightsaber components, needed to attune and charge the crystals of the lightsaber with their Force energy, and also needed the precision of the Force to align and fuse the components together. For this reason, lightsabers could never be successfully mass-produced. Wielding lightsabers was also not the same as wielding a typical melee weapon. The arc-wave technology mentioned above resulted in a gyroscopic effect that simulated weight, but this effect would feel awkward and clumsy to the uninitiated. Like anything else, it would take practice and acclimation to become familiar with it, and of course to not cut yourself in half. This is why training sabers existed for Jedi/Sith that were still learning. When Rey and Finn could effectively use a lightsaber in TFA without any familiarity, it absolutely trashed the established canon of lightsabers, and robbed them of their mystique, especially since Finn doesn't even appear to be Force-sensitive. We only see two non-Force-sensitive uses of lightsabers in the previous films. Han Solo briefly uses Luke's saber to disembowel a dead Taun-Taun, which is an unremarkable use of a saber. And General Grevious, who was actually trained in lightsaber combat by a Darth. So, the fact that Rey and Finn could do what they did with a lightsaber in TFA breaks established canon in a rather significant way.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

This pleases the long man.

[@nathanjora7627]

Mr. Mayhem « and General Grievous, who was actually trained in lightsaber combat by a darth » A Darth that was also an ex jedi master, and all the whilst having most of his body replaced by cybernetic (which come with cybernetic and chemical brain enhancements, though that’s more you can’t know from the movies) that allow him far greater agility, speed and strength than any normal biological being.

[@Adorni]

Mr. Mayhem Yeah but that’s just fan stuff, so...

[@electricbayonet2]

The Leg Swastika of the Is'lay'ofman is a proud new addition to the EFAP Boss Battles roster.

[@mantha6912]

The moment I saw the flag and heard Mauler's wild cackling I started eagerly awaiting the delightfully disturbing fan art.

[@callmeej8399]

electricbayonet2 Doot

[@lexbaldwin5613]

The 3 leg monster represents the people of the isle of man. Wherever the world pushes them - whatever bad happens - they will land on their feet. That's what the flag means.

[@electricbayonet2]

@@lexbaldwin5613 What about being pushed sideways?

[@lexbaldwin5613]

@@electricbayonet2 the hips can swivel. All 3 legs can be on the ground at once. What do you do when you are pushed sideways?

[@guy3480]

Aydin reminds me of when jordan peterson gets interviewed. The vibe is chill and then suddenly you know an existential amount of information about human behavior

[@RiylanCorma]

And you get an idea of what happens when you mix hopelessness with a dash of fame, and sprinkle in some meth. (JP, not Aydin.)

[@Zach0451]

@@RiylanCorma Funny, because literally none of that describes Jordan Peterson in the slightest.

[@KaNoMikoProductions]

@@Zach0451 I mean, he did get hooked on anti-depressants because his wife got diagnosed with cancer.

[@clintbeastwood5116]

I saw Jeremy Jahns' star wars video today. It was honestly kind of heart breaking.

[@squidpope9744]

Jay not liking Spaceballs and the immediate fallout of that is the equivalent of "I did not care for the Godfather" in Family Guy.

[@stroud9208]

"It _insisted_ upon itself"

[@timewarpdrive77]

Spaceballs is shit. Fucking garbage parody of sw

[@PyroKnight95]

When Aydin starts explaining thing, I'm always so excited to learn something. More often than not, it's something new and having her on EFAP is funny since she has other people to play off of in a casual setting. It's great!

[@lorddolamite6141]

That Batman x Shrek fanart is why God doesn't exist and/or has abandoned humanity.

[@BillyNunez2]

I beg to differ.

[@butthz8850]

There may be other reasons

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

What you say suggests that God had faith in us to begin with.

[@samwallaceart288]

You under-estimate God’s stomach.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Fran Madaraki I think Quinton’s channel is enough proof we never had a real God

[@RogueFox2185]

I’m glad we’re back to roasting the utter tool that is Quinton, even if it’s just for one EFAP.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Rogue Fox don’t worry. I’m sure someone as asinine as him will get more coverage yet

[@MarikCharleswood]

Omfg, Aydin has the cutest laugh I've ever heard.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Marik Ishtar she’s pretty cute

[@MarikCharleswood]

@@rollrcoastrbacon2725 she sure is

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

*S I M P*

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

@Marik Especially when she cracks up over that Batman/Shrek/Sonic meme at 6:35:16. :D

[@onelittleninja8584]

Review- “A description of your experience.” What if somebody sets you on fire while watching a movie? Pretty bad experience.

[@Nickman5000]

EFAP #54: The one where Mauler lose his shit on multiple occasions and Aydin is amazing

[@warriorsonofwanderer9678]

Me: An 11 hour EFAP? *checks work schedule and widens eyes* Me: Honey! Where's the Rhino Milk!?

[@alexhayden219]

hahahahaha... now that you know the cutoff is 12 hours, you just can't help yourself.

[@darkraiking680]

Mauler: “I’m going really bad, the Emperor is still alive.” Looks like it’s not just the spiders that can see the future

[@thaynedye1292]

6:54:00 "Kill the past if you have to" was actually one of the major themes of the film in that Rian Johnson was trying to kill everything good about the OT.

[@MarcTheCyborg]

“Are we still going through PEMDAS?” Is the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard Aydin say and I’ve been subscribed to her for close to 3 years 😂 10:34:36

[@SkigBiggler]

Huh, here it's called BEDMAS. Brackets, exponents, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction

[@MarcTheCyborg]

We call it BEDMAS too (Canada)

[@premier1975]

@@SkigBiggler we were told BIMDAS Brackets, Indices, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

[@janehrahan5116]

@@MarcTheCyborg in the us lexicon ( is a parenthesis and [ is a bracket.

[@Cicen2]

I was taught BODMAS lol

[@Muck006]

2:53:45 That "Sumo example" was pretty prophetic ... because there will be *CAVALRY on the outside of a STAR DESTROYER* in Episode IX ...

[@MyRickyjoe]

"Speaking of Ben Shapiro, did you know I went to school to be a doctor of psychology?" -Aydin Paladin

[@davidgallego1652]

Aydin was a valuable addition to EFAP. She has great insight and was able to contribute more than some other guests

[@SaintMaxxi]

Mauler completely fucking losing it over the tree legged nightmare was the greatest thing ever.

[@ZeroRaider]

Little did we know, just how truly long this man really was.

[@JavRexgteneg2pIift]

This has become one of my favorite EFAP's; So hilarious! 9:20:34

[@ramsey276]

TRIPLE BOOTSEPS INTENSIFY

[@Mythonaut]

This community ain’t big enough for the both of us

[@nick_4972]

I couldn’t believe this stream just kept going and going... well it’s Mauler, so I actually can believe it.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

He's more machine than man.

[@trajanthegreat2928]

@@Edax_Royeaux Everytime a MauLer streams, the Gods flip a coin, and the stream holds its breath

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

@@trajanthegreat2928 A Longman, alone in the world, is a terrible thing.

[@trajanthegreat2928]

@@lordofthepizzapie9319 KZbinrs are not their fathers

[@jmaitland5709]

Aydin dying of laughter at the shrek bit so much that she had to turn her mic off.

[@Neo2266.]

7:11:55 This is why i love Efap, just picture kids spontanously doing stupid faces and these noises XD

[@zachster1420]

Objectveitely, this is the most drunk they've ever been

[@gustavferreira627]

In your subjective opinion.

[@moriensdei2201]

(On the topic of Dr Who) "It's all about Christopher Eccleston." I knew there was a reason I subscribed to her.

[@ignatz14]

Eccleston is best Doctor. Don't change my mind.

[@megashark1013]

David Tennant and Christopher Eccleston are the best. Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi could have been amazing, but the script for some of their episodes let them down.

[@azurecobalt294]

Thank you. I’m not alone. I wished Eccelson had three season but I enjoyed what I got. But I stopped after season six because the writing felt lacking. Which makes me feel bad for Smith and Capolti.

[@theydidntstoptothinkifthey7087]

One dislike. I wonder who that could be from.

[@____uncompetative]

they didnt’ stop to think if they should. Not me.

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

A small massive

[@____uncompetative]

Joey Santiano It could be Quinton. I did tell him that his video was being covered.

[@jebalitabb8228]

Probably just some massive wanting to be special

[@megashark1013]

Rian Johnson? I legitimately don't know who you mean.

[@fallingskies8991]

“Language is so fascinating. That’s what I was trying to show with the toilet!”-Mauler 2019 out of context

[@johnochiltree1170]

@4:26:29 Holy hell I lost it when mauler was describing yoda preventing Luke from killing him self with the Force.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

I can see rick n morty doing it

[@saerain]

Quinton reminds me of the guy who wrote that Anita Sarkeesian erotic fanfic.

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It was Anita and rose

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The “why be an atheist?” guy?

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Wait, that actually happened?! I thought that was a fever dream.