Eggman's Announcement but in the form of a song

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

guys, guys. it’s not a diss track. it’s a *piss* track.

[@mrvaporiz]

*bonk*

[@jaymontgomery8566]

This has 123 likes, srry man

[@thaumoking9947]

and it is not towards shadow, but to the moon

[@josh8572]

Golden comment

[@VaryingEnthusiast69]

Wow

[@lightwolfgamer6430]

A Diss Track To Shadow The Hedgehog

[@keenobrown919]

Don't you mean a Piss Track?

[@_Tzer]

The games lost music is better.

[@nqrtzy8765]

and Obama

[@darniusstudios5139]

How about, “Super Lazer Diss”?

[@moeen2202]

😂😂😂

[@DetectiveNyx]

Top Ten Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss

[@silverwalker4396]

Kaede Akamatsu number 5. The Glitch

[@Tokmurok]

YO ITS YOU WHAT THE FRIIICKKKK small web huh?!

[@virtualdash]

They fear to diss the piss

[@Akogiri]

@@virtualdash you, my man, deserve gold

[@mariano9427]

Aeris,you are write

[@avramwilliams2103]

The most underrated part of this is at 1:22 when he syncs up with the guitar

[@vick207]

Agreed. Also 1:29

[@TorutheRedFox]

moreso a synth with a bit of guitar

[@Risenoph]

0:59

[@passiveaggresso8817]

Love the build up at 1:09

[@insertnamehere1398]

1:30 is also super good

[@downfallmandf9705]

"Please never rap again" - Silver The Twink

[@matrixpictures7799]

lol

[@GhaniKeSawah]

his piss was so fire that it set the world on fire

[@maddiehalloway]

Silver “Double Bottom” The Hedgehog

[@kieranshaw8064]

@@GhaniKeSawah the fact that these dubs have somehow spawned this sentence scares me

[@ccelite3782]

"That's a bit suggestive but if you're down..." ".... w h a t ?"

[@phoenixman4510]

The way Eggman imitates Shadow saying "This big..." cracks me up so bad

[@lvbboi9]

T H I S B I G

[@Imperial8933]

0:18

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Crack up Kinda like the walnut

[@aSohpi]

it sounds sooo fucking good, the tone and the "this big" is soooo well put together

[@unknowncommenter6698]

And he does it perfectly. And it was single take, he didn't crack up at all despite everyone dying from laughter. It just legendary moment.

[@tornadodex1366]

That "ON THE MOON!" was the most powerful lyric I've ever heard

[@jackojem349]

I literly shaking and crying rn

[@SaxophoneODST]

Ha lol

[@legoyoda462]

YES

[@mrvaporiz]

That shit sent me and my heart to space

[@dubstepbee6892]

the most impactful for me was this 1:29

[@ashleythewitchwwgit6059]

1:13 That's right baby, I'm pissing on the moon! On the moon!

[@JeremyFinch42]

How do you like that Obama?! I'm pissing on the moon! On the moon!

[@Stormfalcon2018]

I pissed on the moon you idiot

[@ExquisiteRexy]

You have all points, no quills, no pillows

[@tallcollin27]

Look at that It looks like 2 balls and a bong

[@thefrenchestfry3599]

He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna fuck the earth!

[@busterb2958]

I would pay money to hear Alfred say “JUMP IN THE CAAC” in his Eggman voice

[@pilotbloodscar]

Unrelated comment, what the fuck is you pfp, its so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@heva_]

GiiiiiiIIiIiIiiiIirl

[@sakholdsastar]

OMG YEEEES

[@kitkatmelon]

OH SO THATS WHY THE SONG IS SO FAMILIAR

[@ijustlikebees]

I miss jump in the caac

[@pokemonrangerkate6412]

*IMAGINE HAVING THIS AS AN ALARM TO WAKE YOU UP EVERY DAY LIAMO*

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Well my family would be _very_ confused

[@abathur5366]

everybody gangsta till your mom comes to wake you up and hears this

[@zakalot]

bet I’m gonna set this as my alarm now

[@d_mon9631]

on my way to do this rn

[@theredspy9331]

@Hannah Ruddick *I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!*

[@jamesblake5215]

You have All points No quills No pillows

[@maniacthehedgehogpokes6435]

It looks like 2 balls, And-a BONG

[@delayedplayer]

He fekked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fek the earth.

[@kyro2439]

That's right this is what you get!

[@JackoHeartz]

my su-per laz-er piss(2x)

[@cianmoran824]

23 hours before the piss drrrroplllets hit the fucking earth

[@shadetee234]

"You, you're the one! The one who made a track so fire!" - Silver from the Sonic 06 Fan Dub

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Wait. Does silver say that?

[@reilly5005]

It burned the future!

[@akystaracer2229]

The power of weed will set us free

[@clarinastoneheart9777]

“HAHA HA ONE” - Sonic from the Sonic 06 Fan Dub

[@chaos_blue1089]

Timestamp?

[@vapor-sings]

Love him or hate him, he's pissing straight facts

[@ColinTalboo]

Loli Police underrated comment

[@Sandman3]

That's stolen

[@joewatson1731]

BOILS PISS

[@zuzka9061]

He's pissing straight

[@vapor-sings]

@@KingClawthornelol oops lol

[@masksuckerberg8363]

Shadow's been real quiet since this dropped.

[@ohboy8781]

*THIS BIG* _blows into mic majestically and doesn’t piss on the earth_

[@Rubao2887]

AND I SAID, "THAT'S DISGUSTUNG-"

[@aruce9]

Someone tweet this to Alfred

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Done Proof: twitter.com/CletusMotou/status/1230207475296722945?s=19

[@thomasharan3463]

@Cletus Motou “I’m making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com!”

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@thomasharan3463 That I am.

[@SuzieClemme]

I want to thumbs up this, but it has 666 likes

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@floatingoliver562 @PaperBoxHouse

[@Lucatin]

Three dislikes are from Obama, Shadow and one of Shadow's 50 alt accounts.

[@plurality-reality]

Exactly.

[@bupcereal8384]

And some of those dislikes are made by people who have been hit by the piss droplets

[@Gintoki_Freecss]

That third one could also be one of Obama's alternative accounts.

[@asher3311]

@@bupcereal8384 the piss drrrrrrrrroplets

[@24601st]

shadows been really going ham with those alt accs huh

[@The_Vible]

In the future, people will need a degree to explain why this was funny.

[@virgilev1754]

Known character+vulgar words+music=heehee fu nny

[@thefatbearcrew]

Virgile V true

[@shinluis]

@@virgilev1754 ahh, my sweet summer child. Thats like saying the entirety of modern particle physics is “it’s waves y’all”

[@krisjolt]

Do you mean high IQ?

[@Cardinalt]

*_funy swearword_*

[@evangeliaiscoolscrewu]

Imagine this being played at a prom dance or wedding

[@koolaid33]

hmm that ain't a bad idea..

[@tylerpace3367]

Or a divorce

[@insertnamehere1398]

And everyone clapped

[@PASH3227]

I played it at my 21st and people got confused.

[@Mylesledragon]

I'd bust that ass

[@creativecub7252]

Eggman then: I'm going to robotisize every innocent people and pollute the world with my machines Eggman now:

[@TheTeraFurret]

So he got 10x better?

[@creativecub7252]

@@TheTeraFurret yea

[@oneevidence5153]

By far, the best character arc I've ever seen

[@YaBoiL0721]

He also eats popcorn when he gets depressed

[@fear_toxin]

> go to see sonic 2020 movie > play this top volume in theatre > immediately escorted off premises > "how do you like that obama"

[@ashertlloyd8234]

It should have been the credits music

[@propartyx]

@@ashertlloyd8234 just imagine a happy ending, sonic is living in earth peacefully, we know that there's gonna be another movie and tails is gonna be in it, and then this comes up

[@knightlord9977]

@@ashertlloyd8234 save this song for shadow the hedgehog movie if that ever happens or sonic 2 if shadow appears

[@waffletoast215]

the last time I went to see the Sonic movie was just before the lockdown started, so the theater was totally empty. When Robotnik came on screen I shouted out the pissing on the moon speech for the 2 daring friends who came with me. Empty theaters have their advantages

[@tgmulaa]

@@propartyx imagine sega made a fake leak and trolled us for a early trailer

[@sharpcheddar6282]

When he said "droppplets", i felt that

[@lewis9950]

Same

[@roysparkizay]

i read this when he said that

[@wildboi1979]

Sharp Cheddar I always thought he said “pisstrrropolis”

[@x_cross9248]

He’s actually saying “drrrroprrerlets”

[@AuGrrr]

@@roysparkizay same lol

[@airbornejockey]

Eggman's announcement is a literal national treasure.

[@tecanec9729]

No. It's bigger than that. It's a global treasure. One that the aliens envy.

[@azathoththe3rd]

this whole dub MUST be preserved in the national archive

[@beanboi8838]

@@tecanec9729 A galactic treasure.

[@VeryPeeved]

@@beanboi8838A universal treasure.

[@lemyon8293]

@@tecanec9729 it's even bigger than that. it's *THIS BIG* .

[@sideways198]

Huge Offensive Wild Dreadful Overpowered Yearning Operator Undefeated Lit Intermission King Evil Trans Hot Angel Though Obedient Balanced Ability Merciful Amazing

[@Imperial8933]

Are you in the Kids Next Door? Cause you made one heck of an acronym, lol.

[@valeriamondaca1894]

A genious everyone

[@themoocow7718]

That’s a pretty cool acronym.

[@ripjaw56]

Meaningful You Superb Underdog Patient Ecstatic Reliable Loving Amazing Special Epic Radiant Positive Incredible Super Simple

[@anthonyboccanfuso2663]

Hero Excitement Samurai Anthology Integral Dogs Idea Towards Water Anagram Serpent Truck Heavy Imagination Squat Beautiful Ikea Generosity

[@kylegoeller8595]

Why does it honestly hit so hard?! The no quills and pillows got me rolling on the ground

[@Risenoph]

Ikr

[@yousefmohamad8340]

0:10 that "thats right" is perfect

[@the_fallero]

0:11

[@tecanec9729]

"It's the size of this wallnut! Except... way smaller!"

[@crazycatlady1292]

THAT’S RIGHT BABY

[@guilatrixx4442]

The national anthem of the Sonic Fandom

[@curbyourenthusiasm9874]

LOL

[@debbiedall9854]

Very true I'm putting a link to this on my gravestone

[@anthonyboccanfuso2663]

@@debbiedall9854 or a qr code so all you have to do is scan and you get this masterpiece

[@matrixpictures7799]

yes

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

And meme lords!

[@splattim3180]

0:35 short, sweet, and simple beatbox solo

[@SoloRox]

Its been a while, Timothy

[@kinnunencorp2146]

THE WAY HE SAID “THIS BIG” WAS AMAZONG I CANT BREATHE

[@isaiahmiranda7609]

This is Siivagunner level material right here

[@Temzy]

High quality rip👌

[@TedNeeTed]

Yeah

[@David08225]

Goes right along with the "I Win" song from the tourney

[@yourboy9236]

@@David08225 which song?

[@skeyturr]

siivagunner? i think this is pretty good tho

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

*NO MOONS* *MOONS GOTTA DIE (GUNSHOTS)*

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

BABY BEANS

[@hatlessatlas]

frigid_ inferno TWITTER DOT COOC

[@jayjaytheotaku]

@@hatlessatlas Y EAH

[@robotnr.1835]

That's why I love the internet!

[@yumeiyoop5903]

Huzzah a man of quality

[@williamssliceofcake3925]

1:29 not even as a meme or anything this part is so good

[@makobell1702]

@@birdup5577 i am actually pleading with you to shut up

[@yezzerexyziruis210]

@@makobell1702 they've been shut up for 9 months my guy

[@NekoTalks]

@@yezzerexyziruis210 please drop a mic

[@yezzerexyziruis210]

@@NekoTalks wh a t ??

[@mrvaporiz]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

That “DRRRRROPPLETS” Was crisp af

[@alessandroarroyo1731]

*I can't stop imagine Bruno Mars "Talking to the Moon" without hearing in the "The moooooon" Eggman's voice.*

[@piacomispl2023]

Pissing on the mooooooon...

[@PerkyPyra]

Anyone else feel like spittle hit them each time he said "suP-Per las-er Piss". Or is my brain the only one devolved enough to imagine that?

[@gameomer1855]

Do you know that music

[@PerkyPyra]

@@gameomer1855 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

[@tallesttophat1267]

definitely

[@scottletourneau4571]

Well, I do now!

[@ashikjaman1940]

Well I will now

[@SheepyKing]

This made my day. Or my entire week. Seriously, this is so funny and well edited!

[@thefatbearcrew]

Oh I remember when you made sonic videos

[@dontpreorder2783]

UltimateFatbear 2006 was that back when you didn’t comment like an ass?

[@thefatbearcrew]

DontPreOrder Lol

[@oofedultra]

samee

[@ilayohana3150]

Same

[@elvergalarga-jo9vs]

*Finally, a good christian song to share with my fellow church mates*

[@helpincorporated2348]

1:48

[@retrohero64butonhisphone80]

1:29 is still the best part

[@Crons_Squared]

That part its just too powerful

[@cometual]

I can’t stop watching this, how is it so good despite being basically a shitpost???

[@geodoesathing9600]

1:29 That shit fire bro

[@tjmario64]

Gru wants to steal the moon. Eggman: 1:09

[@tammytheranger7645]

He’s Eggru.

[@luckyinky7849]

@@tammytheranger7645 ooooo gottem

[@plurality-reality]

He's gonna go higher *HE'S PISSING ON THE MOON*

[@crebbyscrew1272]

Wait... Did Gru touch Eggman's laser piss?

[@burcebanning]

"I'm like Gru except I'm the one before Gru... I'm Eggru"

[@repsreplays9275]

Eggman drunk late at night at a karaoke bar be like:

[@XenoAbzu]

this must be his newest album crackin eggs

[@omarpikm2101]

crackin egg

[@theadoraberns703]

Under rated comment lmao!

[@Xeorboom]

I really hope we get to hear Robotnik say "I've come to make an announcement" in Sonic Movie 3!

[@SonicPman]

I don’t remember *this* being in PaRappa the Rapper.

[@razznikoz]

bruh that stage was kinda fire ngl 😳😳😳

[@AllIsFiller]

It was a secret level

[@DecafInvidia]

You gotta believe!

[@dragonmanover9000]

@@razznikoz Your avatar is guru ant lol

[@razznikoz]

​@@dragonmanover9000 i know lmao edit: im now gilbert

[@emeraldzero2108]

1:28 My favorite part. Keep it up.

[@nathanpixelkid]

it sounds so good tho

[@FourOf92000]

nice job on the trailer btw

[@emeraldzero2108]

@@FourOf92000 Thanks 👌

[@R_candy]

私はEmerald Zeroです yeep

[@MsMollieMac]

Looks-like-two-balls....anabong

[@Cdv3_]

1:13 is genuinely good.

[@thefatbearcrew]

Agreed

[@julianadams3710]

Literal chills

[@krakenmaster2743]

*MOOON!!*

[@jaspercochran1535]

If it’s not too much to ask can you take that mask off poor turtwig. It doesn’t look like he likes it.

[@SunShite]

so you not gonna talk about 0:18

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

Everytime I listen to this, it's better. It's gotten to the point where it's a euphoric experience

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

This was recommended in a KZbin generated playlist under “hip hop music”

[@KookieStar]

Damn this disstrack is hot fire

[@shujinkoMK]

Kenysu Star super laser DISS

[@DarthMohawk1]

He made a rap so fire, it set the world on fire

[@clarinastoneheart9777]

DarthMohawk1 “ You, You were the one who made a track so fire it burned the world!” -Silver the Hedgehog

[@BJsTrashChannel]

It's a piss track, obviously.

[@Thenewkrookkud]

1:14 Felt amazing to hear

[@mr.stringtomb7235]

Yeaaaah its so fittingg xd

[@docilehostile]

Love em or hate em, *he’s spitting straight facts*

[@sonofacar4230]

No, its more like *pissing* straight facts.

[@propartyx]

@@sonofacar4230 dang u beat me to it

[@uboa8060]

Ba bo be

[@hailynsebert7405]

Little did you guys know, this is the lead single of Eggman's first album, "Crackin' Eggs"

[@JackPoppy]

"What do you think he's listening to?" "Probably Metal or Hard Rock."

[@turthurt5857]

When he said “I’m pissin on the *môöñ”* I felt that 😔

[@helpincorporated2348]

Same

[@justaspy5605]

I'm going to go kermit suicide

[@NieR_Gestalt]

When he said "I'm pissing on the moon!" I felt that 😔✊✋

[@Ballistic_Beanie]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

[@2valid2villanous]

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

[@datpoyo4900]

@@Ballistic_Beanie How does It feel to be beaten By Your Own Fetish?

[@Ballistic_Beanie]

@@datpoyo4900 ngl it felt pretty good if not for the dying part

[@SammySamSams]

that is not ur supposed to do the joke.

[@mermaidman3246]

1:13 keep in mind that Vector is still up there

[@valeriamondaca1894]

You right lol

[@ashikjaman1940]

Maybe he's into it

[@its_jordn7441]

Also one of the minions

[@fantasymaster71]

Song: Super Lazer Piss Artist: Dr. Eggman Album: Blowing Up The Moon

[@DrHomura]

Crackin' Eggs

[@krisjolt]

1:12-1:41 this part sounds good tbh

[@ExquisiteRexy]

I found this in my recommended and i wasn’t disappointed

[@LostMindSparrow]

Same

[@joaopina5113]

Ur not alone man

[@tammytheranger7645]

Same

[@thegamespider2762]

Same here m8

[@Radiosilenced]

I’ve seen the vocoded american and Russian versions of the original vid but this takes the cake for the being the best.

[@sentinelcryowatt9983]

I’ve seen the eggman announcement a countless amount of times and I still can’t comprehend that he rolls his fucking L in droplets

[@fimble_wimble]

Honestly I thought I was the only one talking about it xD

[@schleepy6362]

Help, I'm listening to this as a legitimate song. *I love it too much.*

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

Alfred egghead: I'M GONNA PISS ON ON THE MOON Music: Allow me to cause you joy to the point of laughter until your lungs feel pain

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

Unironically listening this song 24/7

[@reginangel_official]

Nobody: Trollers at Auto Rap Battles:

[@tactical_slime4608]

found a niko

[@AverageBrookFan]

You’re right but they do have some good bars

[@Catfishade]

Damn, I gotta try that one day

[@baileygobrr]

the "im pissing on THE MOOON" is soo good dude 1:13

[@br0ke357]

“I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher” words of inspiration to reach higher .

[@ADisapointmentOfAChannelLol]

When you wonder what'll happen if you set this as your ringtone and forget to silence your phone "I'M pIsSinG oN ThE MoON-"

[@DionysusTickler]

Imagine in school “THIS BIG”

[@Knightflareonamv]

This should’ve been the end credit scene for the sonic movie.

[@cpower6543]

The 06’ one wasn’t to bad tho

[@JackLucasCaffrey]

I think thatd change the age rating in heartbeat

[@jeremiahoneal4288]

@@JackLucasCaffrey fax but still funny

[@clydesdale1775]

When he said " *I'm pissing on the moon* ", I felt that.

[@laudj_art]

This actually appeared in my playlist, so now i consider this actual music

[@devinstringfellow7005]

Same bro same

[@tyronejones1398]

Eggman in the dub actually says that he was going to make an album. This is one of the songs.

[@xandert8527]

I'm not sure you realize how much that "THIS BIG" fit so well.

[@TheShyGamer]

why does this unironically go hard

[@grunner7557]

The Glitch finally released his hit album CRACKIN EGGS!

[@l.o.gremastered5812]

CRACKIN EGGS!?

[@roolz272]

Isn’t that the same guy with those Splatoon 2 let’s plays

[@gammaboost]

​@@roolz272 I WILL CONTROL THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH ˢᵖˡᵃᵗᵒᵒⁿ ² ˡᵉᵗˢᵖˡᵃʸˢ BY EGGMAN!

[@danedson280]

i can imagine this being an ad and accidentally being played at its not skipable

[@yvngkage1235]

Imagine showing this to the creators of KZbin when they first created it

[@justachaoticperson1906]

this is the national anthem for the eggman empire.

[@crashini1357]

Best mashup ever

[@jellybombs8661]

"You have all points no quills no pillows Look at that it looks two balls and a bong" Is underated

[@Koji_Aito]

*finally, something worthy of a ringtone*

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_Top 10 Most Powerful Characters Who Can Defeat Thanos With The Infinity Gauntlet_*

[@Sacred_Fox]

Thanos: I wiped out half of all life. Eggman: but did you piss on the moon? Thanos: well uh no... Eggman: did you make fun of Obama? Thanos: uhh nah Eggman: well I guess I'm going to have to teach you how to be a villian

[@Jimbofallingstinky]

Yep

[@fco64]

@@Sacred_Fox eggman is just the best villian

[@horrorsans3676]

Thanos: Now with all the infinity gems, I'm unstoppable! Eggman: I've come to make an announcement, Thanos is a bitch ass motherfucker. Thanos: *fucking dies*

[@Cobalt_Blue3005]

Do you mean without

[@brambleblaster]

I wanna hear Alfred sing this and send this back to be remixed again. It's gonna be immortal. Call it Super Lazer Piss by Eggman.

[@trol_8889]

Please blow this up

[@MothEatingSoup]

blow this up now

[@taylormoss9020]

This is one of his alter egos songs from Dr glitch!

[@gwg2813]

unreleased Crackin' Eggs song

[@Swiftlift936]

@@gwg2813 Crackin Eggs is his Rap name

[@marinusvandeventer3175]

This isn't my childhood but it is everything I wish my childhood was.

[@TheFlowey27]

me: pass the aux cord my friend: u better not play trash me:

[@deltasword1994]

He asked you not to play trash, and you didn't.

[@cesarcastillo7129]

Me: Mouth Albums intensifies

[@generalvic8250]

"I'm pissing on the moon!" Eggman said calmly.

[@CuriousSpaghetti]

i’m not joking, this actually popped up in my hip hop mix.

[@olipolygon]

diss track of the year right here, this is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Friend I think you mean piss track

[@knex4545]

Ah yes, the glitz’s new single after “crakin’ eggs”

[@KaleBennett]

The rapper everyone was afraid to diss

[@wygy10]

why does this actually go so hard!? Like, there was no reason for it to even be real, but here we are, with an absolute NATIONAL TREASURE!

[@Lotselance]

Had this stuck in my head for like four hours at work today

[@tylerbutsimon]

This is going in my music playlist.

[@fugit1vegaming397]

Chaotic Simon it’s already in mine lol

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

Same

[@WhenyoBrainGoesNumb]

Same

[@thcecko1]

Same

[@skepticaltile]

This hits way harder than it has any right to Very well done I've listened 15+ times so far

[@PlugBoy]

"YOU MUST NEVER RAP AGAIN OR ELSE THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED"

[@magicaleevee843]

'You can tell you're white.'

[@yukiizumiya7240]

“Have you even heard my mixtape? It’s fire!”

[@clarinastoneheart9777]

"Go on Shadow, Don't you support GAY RIGHTS!"

[@TheLegitExcalibur]

"Haha, O N E"

[@sonicjax]

Put this next to a speaker and listen to it playing thought the whole place like work, school, or even movie theater

[@papa_shrim]

when dat beat drop tho... *"I"M PISSING ON THE MOON"*

[@maniaxevo3976]

You had me at “Pissing on the Moon”

[@regentoter5366]

This fits so well