Morshu Battle - Richer Than You

[@noelnotcole7940]

Garnet: a conversation Sans: Determination Morshu: *MONETIZATION*

[@misterbook9786]

Truly the lesbian rock can't compare to Smiling trash bag and the shopkeeper/deity called Morshu

[@beedledip2283]

*Yes*

[@maykonbrasileiro761]

@@misterbook9786 Yes

[@tllgestalt1942]

@@misterbook9786 All pale in comparison to the rotund broker that is Morshu

[@platinumchromee3191]

Morshu is the ultimate fighter,because he does not gives credit

[@MishKoz]

Of course Link had no chance of winning. He brought rubies but no sapphires.

[@D.V.McAwesome]

_painfully bad but insanely good pun_

[@thewholecircus]

Ugh. I hate it and love it. But mostly love it, take my like.

[@Appmer]

oh hey it's the mario iceberg guy

[@MishKoz]

@@Appmer "The Morshu iceberg explained" is a real video on youtube

[@Fireluigi1225]

I...don't get it

[@onechaigirl]

Morshu: *having 2 lines* The fandom: N O T O N M Y W A T C H

[@r.jguerra5526]

Well fu-

[@oogabooga5826]

True

[@mishlimon98]

i like how like he is from a game no one een wants to play but the style is so weird that people really like that and when something as insignificant as morshu can become a meme anything will be a meme

[@riccardocanziani2497]

"2 lines of dialogues, more than enough to meme everything that moves" Memolder Ocelot

[@TurtleExplosive]

Now he has all the lines

[@RandomBozo]

Remember, Morshu is a character who has 2 total lines in an obscure game on a failed console. And now this is what he's become.

[@ianfinrir8724]

What a time to be alive.

[@jodibosh7518]

Always time for a second life as a game character.

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

And he has outlived it for at least 20 years

[@eswarjuri]

This was predestined when they decided to release this extremely bad game… there is no way that didn’t know exactly what they were doing!

[@blackjackgameplay5169]

@@TheLakabanzaichrg norshu saw EVERY other character from there perish,while he's still here,alive and well

[@pacman10124]

Imagine being so broke the store's cashier has to break out into a full 2 minute song just to call you out for it

[@moritamikamikara3879]

That would be hillarious.

[@DezuFuck]

I don't have to imagine

[@HankyOtt]

@@DezuFuck F

[@chaihill1837]

That is my worst fear.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Id be sad like walter white

[@professional-amateur]

"Mercy? It's all yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies." "Sorry Link-"

[@EythanLee]

*holds bomb* I can't give credit!

[@Mr_Movement]

@@EythanLee Link: Gee it sure is Bullsh@t around here

[@ShankaDaWanka]

Come back when you are richer; from the dead, that is. *Boom!*

[@joaquinmayor5099]

Wait why doesnt the king just give him funds like wth

[@dezwashere8706]

r/cursedcomments

[@grundlebuss2984]

The “I am monetization” is fucking perfect

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

Morshu is the final villain of the video game industry while we were distracted by Todd and EA

[@darthbacon3331]

plot twist: *morshu actually founded EA*

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

He’s that one guy in China selling all the harvested organs.

[@bridges363]

2:05 musho is sans?

[@theultimateg.1109]

Yeah.

[@Megthep3p]

Honestly, the idea of a shopkeeper hiking up the prices in their shop as an attempt to slow your rampage is a cool idea

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Slightly happens in undertale. Temmie college eventually leads to temmie armor, the best armor. But in genocide temmie doesn't let you buy college or the armor.

[@Sandstheskeleton]

@@gemstonegynoid7475isn’t the best armor the locket? +99 defense, and although you don’t get into any battles other than sans in geno after that, it still works

[@Choccymilk-jw5sf]

@@Sandstheskeleton yeah sure it’s the best armour, but you’re at a point where it pretty much becomes a worse Band-Aid

[@streptococo4735]

@@Sandstheskeleton I mean Sans deals 1 point of damage, which is the funny thing. You could be naked and it would be all the same.

[@PenMaster9115]

​@streptococo4735 That's right, but temmie armor heals you every few turns (If I remember correctly)

[@paddythelegend1671]

I'm struggling to believe that Morshu only has 2 lines

[@An_Entire_Lime]

plot twist: morshu ascended past the game with the power of rubies and just sings the songs himself

[@detroviolet326]

It's amazing what you can make with sentence mixing. If there was an AI to kinda smoothen these out, we would be able to make like millions of artificial voice lines for Morshu

[@An_Entire_Lime]

@@detroviolet326 well internet memeposters just proved how they can directly impact the worldwide economy so I dont see how bringing Morshu into this mortal realm would be to difficult

[@CarrotBlake8757]

I could probably say one sentence about shitting my pants in an elevator and someone out there has the unrivaled power and creativity to make a paragraph-long narrative about a plan to overthrow the US government

[@sampsaso]

E

[@Sam2951]

The internet if Morshu had got a third line: 📈📈📈

[@usernamepassword4517]

69 likes nice

[@beto4ka119]

Comedy gold comment.

[@AverageBrookFan]

*Stonks*

[@Т1000-м1и]

320th. Oh yes

[@darmawansetiawan8849]

Will be the most epic song in internet

[@ssscreeperkingsss4145]

This isnt just a Stronger Than You parody, it's a parody of a parody of Stronger Than You. How is something this magical like this existent?

[@AstralShot]

Lmao

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

*Sands Under-tail*

[@dabord7881]

parody²

[@christinekingston7382]

So do yall like Minecraft?

[@robertlupa8273]

You know something's wrong when this happens.

[@jacobcox4565]

I wonder if Morshu's voice actor is aware of how he unknowingly contributed to one of the internet's greatest memes.

[@sergiobejaranoolivera1396]

I hope he does xd

[@rjseditsandcleanytps]

That would be sick

[@aimfulRenegade]

probably

[@Bloxycrown]

Unfortunately he passed away, his name is Jeffrey Nelson.

[@jacobcox4565]

@@Bloxycrown Oh my goodness, this is awful! I'm going to pour one out for Jeffrey Nelson for being the voice behind one of the best internet memes.

[@bean_eater1209]

I didn't know The Faces Of Evil had a genocide route

[@AAAAGamesGames]

It's not genocide... it's richer-cide

[@smashfanx7560]

There are 2 types of routes in this game Neutral - a normal playtrough Genocide - Kill Every enemy, character, and boss.

[@sonicthecommenter3636]

No morshru is a Crystal gem hence the rubie he holds is his gem

[@zainalabedeenalsaadi7201]

Leap year

[@littlelego9307]

@@AAAAGamesGames lol

[@Mangles-macro-channel]

1:57 That actually hits hard because they cannonically are transformed citizens of Coradai, and Link kills them all without a second thought

[@johnnyplto5592]

massive lore, you know this guy played the game

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Oh shit right!!!! The pigman Y yesh that is fucked up

[@handsomeharold4698]

but they evil

[@S1LK_]

@@handsomeharold4698 they're still people tho

[@2mono7]

@@S1LK_ population problems

[@KingAceburn]

“I know that there is nothing cheap about em, but you cannot beat the game without em.” Best line

[@K-S-Z_00]

I invented a line for a beginning: It's a beautiful day outside, Ropes are swinging, Bombs are BOOM-ing, On days like these, Freaks like you.... Should be paying me well

[@anabsolutelynotmurderdrone5024]

I read that comment exactly at the moment he said it, pure coincidence

[@Keranitos]

@@anabsolutelynotmurderdrone5024 Same and im scared now

[@110tacles]

@@Keranitos same wtf

[@thewhitefox6478]

@@110taclessame. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. Game. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same.

[@Zorua3]

This tells such a fascinating story. Link enters Morshu’s shop and the salesman instantly takes a dislike to him. Link, for his part, antagonizes the shopkeep by withholding his many rupees and trying to get deals on everything. Eventually, Link gives in and buys at Morshu’s prices-after all, he does have to save the world. Using Morshu’s purchased stock, he rids the world of Ganon and his minions. However, this awakens something in him-a bloodlust. Link returns to Morshu’s shop and starts trying to bargain with him again, this time using his newfound status as the Hero of Koradai. Morshu is confused and annoyed, wondering why Link keeps pestering him and questioning why he’s so insistent when he no longer has any important quest and seemingly just wants to bomb the wildlife. Morshu, exasperated, tells Link that he isn’t reneging on his prices. He says that Link should go grind for rubies. Morshu most likely meant this in the traditional “hit the grindstone” way, meaning that he should work hard to get the money, but Link instead takes this as an invitation to slaughter many of the residents of Koradai, including some of Morshu’s other customers. Link returns, but Morshu is shocked at his actions. He shouts that Link is trying to scam him and threatens him with his bombs, then reveals to Link that the swordsman murdered his customers but their spirit lives on in this humble shopkeep, now blessed with the power of MONETIZATION. Furious and bloodlusting, Link at last tries to cut Morshu down-but unlike Ganon, the monsters, and the customers, Morshu blocks his blow with only a dry chuckle and a proclamation.

[@joewhitmore6582]

Sir this is a wendys

[@kazookidthemadtitan8498]

This may be a Wendy's, but I just heard the story of Morshu the great

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

This. This is wonderful

[@coleomantenforty8747]

Too. Many. Words.

[@owosinpan]

But what was the promise he made for Link tho?

[@johnathandoe6892]

Truly a masterpiece of cinematic storytelling. Initially Morshu is portrayed as a rude shopkeeper that only cares about money whereas Link is portrayed as a hero trying to save the kingdom. Yet the observant viewer might notice that Morshu's main verse "I know you've got rupees" is rather curious. Wasn't Morshu mocking Link for being poor? Then in an Oscar-winning plot twist, we learn that Link has been indiscriminately slaughtering innocent civilians and looting their corpses. Morshu then reveals the true reason as to why he acted so harshly: He does not want Link's blood money, and refuses to sell him anything to make sure that Link cannot continue his rampage. An enraged Link swings at him, in a scene reminiscent of the fatal attack that the protagonist of Undertale unleashes against Sans. A viewer might expect that this would kill Morshu, just like it did Sans, but the story subverts the viewers expectations by having Morshu easily parry Link's attack. tl;dr I can't believe Morshu memes are still fucking relevant.

[@samewest7356]

this is not a meme it’s art

[@oldmanbread1826]

@@samewest7356 what's the difference?

[@samewest7356]

@@oldmanbread1826 I don’t know

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

Morshu ytps aren’t memes but a part of a community, a while back the mass of people saw some sections of this community and the art it has and denotated it as memes, the mass left the community and it still burns on. If a group puts down morshu ytps it doesn’t mean that the community itself has to to. Just because it isn’t your opinion or the majorities opinion means that they have to follow it. (Grossly over condensed and simplified)

[@smashbrosguyt915]

Side smashes

[@mr_boskusman]

We went from Garnet to Sans to Morshu. What a beautiful evolution.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Sniff y yeah Im glad.

[@LunaticLuni]

Go back. Too much to handle.

[@jiragamer4736]

You are the next tamatoa

[@Brian_Fresh_Memes]

The next one is Big Chungus

[@monkeynewt]

Garnet to San to Chara To Frisk to Papyrus to Undyne to Asgore... There are SO many. (Yes a beautiful evolution)

[@LaGuaridadeChaz]

"I am their MERCY, I am their POWER, I am MONETIZATION" Dude, that line shouldn't go as hard as it goes but it does! It makes me imagine Morshu as the one behind the curtain pulling all the strings to keep his war business going.

[@pucciraskolnikov7266]

He looks nice so I think it's actually about him having the power to profit from it but instead using it to prevent escalation of the conflict and also to face Link who lost his mind because of all the war and killing

[@dj04racer72]

He isn't Sundowner lol

[@gerardsheppard894]

I know you’ve got

[@SilasGonser]

@@gerardsheppard894 ru-u-u-u-u-ubies

[@demon_xd_]

Rule 35: *if it exists, there’s megalovania of it* Rule 35.5:

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Rule 35 is "If it doesnt exist, it will be made" Rule 34.1 is if it exists, there is an MLP version Rule 34.2 is if it exists, a Megalovania of it exists

[@beowylfen]

@@fgvcosmic6752 rule 34 is "adult art" EDIT I mixed up rules 34 and 63

[@GTHB.]

Rule 24: anything can be said by morshu

[@JHINYT]

Rule 69: if it exists, there must be megalovania in the "offbrand" immge

[@Jx_-]

@@beowylfen Every version of "The Rules" acknowledge 34's successors. Rule 34 isn't about pornography, but rather the fact that some things are constant and WILL exist. Rule 34 is the constant existence of horny 34.1 The constant of ponies 34.2 The constant of Megalovania 35 It will be made eventually (for the constant excludes none)

[@quaylessal2535]

A lot of people have already noted that the latter part of the song re-contextualizes Morshu as less of a greedy villain and more of a hero, but I particularly like how, if you look at the lines where he specifically mentions link's lack of money and how he needs to get "richer", it starts to sound like he's trying to make link remember what he did to get the rubies he currently has, more of a psychological attack than asking for more money.

[@firebrand723]

Yeah, link could’ve found a way to restore the humanity of the residents of koridai. But instead he kills innocent people who’ve become monsters

[@wilaugh8688]

I always loved the people that can came up with his own stories about things with no sense at all, makes the video 10x better

[@pokemonmaster42000]

@@wilaugh8688 but it DOES make sense

[@HeroOfLogic]

Link should've just gotten a job

[@nanuqo2006]

@Kamen Ranger spamton is poor asf lmao

[@someoned1187]

Ok, so no one gonna talk about THE BEST LINE IN THE DAMN SONG?!?!?!: "So just go, before my patience drains quicker. And don't come back 'til you're a little RICHER!"

[@justinthompson6873]

0:25

[@ekho420]

I think that 0:38 is better

[@someoned1187]

@@ekho420 that one is pretty good too

[@ekho420]

@@someoned1187 even if deep down we know the entierty of the music is a masterpiece

[@someoned1187]

@@ekho420 amen

[@ukeout]

"i dont have time for beggars so get morshed on" hardest line in the song in my opinion

[@dxitydevil]

Straight bars 🤪

[@gerardsheppard894]

I know you made my costumes disappear

[@inkubus6192]

That’s good n’ all, but “Guys like me can’t give credit to insolvent fools” is straight fire.

[@Japonezul75]

This is a freaking masterpiece

[@SCP-4335MW]

Oh hi!

[@simasonas]

Hello there

[@RatatatataBangBangBang]

General Kenobi!

[@taboret3280]

This is a freaking masterpiece

[@hefty5356]

I didn’t expect you here bro how are ya

[@paddythelegend1671]

Imagine what sentence mixers could do if they gave Morshu one more line

[@Timetraveler2411]

If they had him say ; The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog We would have every sound available, meaning that anything could be created.

[@supercat4259]

@@Timetraveler2411 not exactly. all letters have different pronunciations to them, and even though every letter is used, that doesn’t mean that every way the letter can be pronounced is as well.

[@Timetraveler2411]

@@supercat4259 still, with some editing it would expand the morshu library, and thanks for pointing that out I didn’t think of that

[@iantaakalla8180]

Apparently Morshu says enough words to represents all English morphemes in those two lines.

[@dylanzlol7293]

Isn't there like a voice actor for morshu or something

[@HBMmaster]

this is legitimately so good

[@user-sketdly]

Didn't think I'd see you here Misali. Still waiting for Rhythm Girl in smash 😔

[@gamerboygaming]

@@user-sketdly bruh I wouldn’t be surprised if jan decided to do an entire documentary on why morshu is the strongest Zelda character. they do pretty much anything.

[@bluehax6]

jan misali has good taste. not surprising tbh

[@sakura9959]

Fr

[@cobalt7248]

@Bau Cap. Come back when your music taste is a little..MMMM..Richer!

[@elliottsaucedo442]

A.I. will never have the soul that sound mixing has.

[@Animeuwubunbun]

@@elliottsaucedo442 she watch Oh I Am die Oh a. BYE

[@Redpikmin-f4t]

@@Animeuwubunbun???

[@shadokwastaken]

oh my gosh, this is beautiful

[@dabloinky4258]

salami lid guy

[@Dgero]

The salami lid

[@dabloinky4258]

@@Dgero wont fit

[@Dgero]

@@dabloinky4258 So the Salami lid

[@dabloinky4258]

@@Dgero wont fit in the salami lid

[@mmwish9051]

I like to imagine Morshu is the only one who actually knows that he's in a video game, and everyone else either follows along or thinks he's insane

[@gabrielbarron7667]

Considering one of the lines talks about them needing the items to beat the game

[@mmwish9051]

Both that and the fact that he knows that the player keeps dying. The words Player and Keep Dying mean Morshu is aware there is a player behind the screen

[@ThatBillNyeGuy09]

That... Actually makes sense!

[@mmwish9051]

Also, the words Beat The Game suggest that he knows he lives in a video game. Honestly, I don't know why I didn't notice this sooner.

[@mmwish9051]

He also knows about the act of grinding, which means he knows things gamers say. Does this mean Morshu is also self aware?

[@hamiltons.7815]

"But kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools." I love this line so much. It just flows really well.

[@jvpro2076]

Somehow one of the worst things became one of the best

[@Goetaxd]

If there is a Zelda character that deserves to be canon. That is Morshu.

[@BaneStopMotion]

He should’ve owned a store in ToTK or BoTW

[@ianfinrir8724]

All I'm saying is, we've never seen Master Kohga's face.

[@metagross6897]

​@@ianfinrir8724morshu is master khoga? 😱😱

[@spamtong.spamton8416]

A Morshu meme is the last place I expected to learn a new word.

[@santa5628]

What was the word?

[@spamtong.spamton8416]

@@santa5628 Insolvent.

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

@@spamtong.spamton8416 what can I say, being morshu requires thinking 4 parallel universes ahead from the beggars 24/7, so when you have to think plans to profit constantly your intelligence, like morshu's begins to increase

[@cobalt7248]

@@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 Absolutely

[@hihiha2980]

@@spamtong.spamton8416 same

[@michaelcoleman9662]

Guys at Phillip’s in the 90’s: Hey, just make the game. It’s not like anyone will even remember it 25 years from now or anything.

[@localegoist4079]

yeah

[@3211-m9q]

just make the game, game maker ok jackass

[@SoupLizardd]

Song: Steven Universe Context: Undertale Theme: Morshu All of it: a master piece

[@phatcat10101]

Finnally someone mentions the real og

[@theultimateshadowgunmercen751]

@@phatcat10101 for real it was a shame that everyone thought it was from undertale

[@Рыцарьдлябедных]

Wait it was Steven's Universe!? ? 0.0

[@lillazygaming3616]

@@Рыцарьдлябедных BRUH SEARCH IT UP

[@Daniel_TheAnimator]

@@Рыцарьдлябедных BRUH SEARCH IT UP

[@supermarionoobs2639]

To me, this is proof that voice mixing is much funnier and way more impressive than AI.

[@Animeuwubunbun]

Izya Rubbies awww:3 izya ok what going on sweetie❤❤❤ Nothing I just man😊😊😊 Um❤❤❤

[@EnderKing-16]

@@Animeuwubunbun ?

[@Animeuwubunbun]

@@EnderKing-16 Stop With Dumb Name I feel Like called Me Not revy Or Animedub

[@EnderKing-16]

@@Animeuwubunbun my name?

[@EnderKing-16]

@@Animeuwubunbun was talking about the first comment...

[@annadimson1446]

This boss fight can only be unlocked by leaving the store when Morshu tells you to come back when you are a little richer and kill every character except for Morshu, once you return to the shop you see Morshu quietly counting his rubies, then interact with him to trigger the dialogue. As Morshu says "Sorry link... I can't GIVE mercy. " the fight begins.

[@desuite2413]

Dont work :(

[@Splumff]

"Sorry link, I can't give mercy!"

[@William_Millar]

@@Splumff “Come back when your a little, mmmmm...kinder!”

[@siliconeeater8470]

"i had a good deal going link. You ended that you took my customers away. Who am i kidding it wasn't about the money for either of us was it?"

[@levilow5132]

You already know he's gonna charge you to hit him

[@peepsiee]

"Giving credit is just a cheap tactic to make weak merchants stronger."

[@-hello6177]

morshu, is playing garnet's part, gets jasper's dialogue parodied as well cuz just half is too little for him

[@peepsiee]

@@-hello6177 now he gets all 3 parts

[@pachungus]

Truly a masterpiece of cinematic storytelling. Initially Morshu is portrayed as a rude shopkeeper that only cares about money whereas Link is portrayed as a hero trying to save the kingdom. Yet the observant viewer might notice that Morshu's main verse "I know you've got rupees" is rather curious. Wasn't Morshu mocking Link for being poor? Then in an Oscar-winning plot twist, we learn that Link has been indiscriminately slaughtering innocent civilians and looting their corpses. Morshu then reveals the true reason as to why he acted so harshly: He does not want Link's blood money, and refuses to sell him anything to make sure that Link cannot continue his rampage. An enraged Link swings at him, in a scene reminiscent of the fatal attack that the protagonist of Undertale unleashes against Sans. A viewer might expect that this would kill Morshu, just like it did Sans, but the story subverts the viewers expectations by having Morshu easily parry Link's attack. tl;dr I can't believe Morshu memes are still fucking relevant.

[@jasperbeebe261]

@@pachungus copy

[@RetroDubs]

This reaches the peak of stronger than you along with mr krabs

[@zan821]

The day that Morshu was revealed to be a fusion between king and a future link was so controversial they it rivals Krabs’ reveal that he was a fusion between caveman spongebob and patrick.

[@Power-xl8vh]

A

[@exotic1405]

B

[@zan821]

@@exotic1405 🅱️

[@tunisino35]

Don’t forget the original version

[@TheEPiCiscoollmao]

“Sorry link, i can’t GIVE mercy.”

[@Animeuwubunbun]

16 17th the first time I saw him is link year 2010 dear god what ever do❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤😊😊☺️☺️🥰🥰

[@Рыцарьдлябедных]

"Come back when you be mhhhhhhh liver."

[@Animeuwubunbun]

As vine Oh hey Whp r U

[@krippydepperi8636]

when a meme parody is more accurate to an entire fandom by giving to mosrshu a glowing cyan/yellow eye instead of a flaming blue one

[@PulseAnimations878]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

[@HorizonIncarnate]

Fr I mean sans looks really good with either the flaming eye or the cyan/yellow

[@queeeeeeenn]

yeah but imo the flaming blue one looks better

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

Ikr nobody gets it right

[@ninja3212]

I fucking hate the flaming blue eye. Thank god it's just the glowing one here.

[@gavinloeper9321]

I really love how smooth the whole “insolvent fools” line is

[@thegrapethief5514]

It is buttery smooth. It sounds almost real.

[@Tired_man1]

How did they make it so smooth tho

[@Dorsidwarf]

@@Tired_man1 Morshu gets a +5 accuracy bonus to commerce-related lines

[@ThePianoBoysInterestingHandle]

@@Dorsidwarf then he gets a 25% accuracy boost if he talks about credit

[@eviecrimson]

This butters my biscuits

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Friendly reminder that Morshu had all of *2* *VOICED* LINES* and creators make all of these parodies from almost nothing. Now that is art.

[@Uncle-Death]

@Wev 3*

[@creepynickel084]

@@Uncle-Death 4*

[@penapvp2230]

8* there I’ve solved the paradox

[@clockworkpotato9892]

7*

[@eatbagelsman584]

@@clockworkpotato9892 6*

[@jackdamascus4506]

The fact that Stronger than you remixes are still around prove that nothing dies on the internet. It is merely forgotten by most

[@soulsurvivor2706]

damn right

[@imthesauropodgod1575]

and then there's crab rave

[@potatocat2500]

Accurate as freak

[@Magiklor]

@the hevy no one asked you to comment no one asked

[@miloweiss5201]

Reincarnation

[@EliTheGleason]

Ok the one line about how link is actually killing his customers for rubies turns this from an excellent meme into a weirdly dope story

[@vulturret40]

He sounds like a good guy. He has no relations with his customers besides just being a merchant yet cares when Link kills them

[@EliTheGleason]

@@vulturret40 deepest lore

[@sus4644]

@@EliTheGleason faith build

[@devan6463]

He knows that link needs the items he sells to progress but knows if the game is finished he will cease to be, thus he keeps upping his prices and link keeps grinding for rubies

[@dylanzlol7293]

yeah.

[@EpicPython-qq6ys]

Remember, this man has two lines let me repeat: He has TWO LINES. perfection Start a war in the replies, it'll be funny

[@linhero797]

Technically he has 6 or 7 lines. But still. Not a lot. It's impressive.

[@J_I_M_B_O]

I think that's why he became a meme

[@shockedguyinfrontofgreenscreen]

@@linhero797 wait how?

[@aviishereblockraft]

@@shockedguyinfrontofgreenscreen Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies. Sorry link. I can't give credit come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Richer.

[@shockedguyinfrontofgreenscreen]

@@aviishereblockraft but I think...IM RICHER THAN YOU

[@LautyHobo]

I feel like the line "But everything they cared about is why i'm here" is not talked enough, i got literal goosebumps the first time i heard it

[@rinrin.595]

oh that line is straight up ripped from the parody this parody is based off of, the sans version 😭

[@LautyHobo]

@@rinrin.595 ik, still pretty well done

[@gerardsheppard894]

I am there mercy

[@jasonjohnson3172]

"Hey let's make a parody of that catchy steven universe song" 5 years later:

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

It's crazy what can happen five years.

[@tllgestalt1942]

5 years later: They're parodying the parodies, and its with Morshu, the ultimate meta-parody

[@shiwy5010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqizl62Xrd-Gqa8

[@oogabooga5826]

@@tllgestalt1942 no they are parodying . IAEHEHWIDHEUR STRONGAR DAN YOU BIGA CHUNGUS

[@punbasedname9032]

@@oogabooga5826 what?

[@KattoCattoKf]

The fact that you can all of this out of the lines: "Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs you want it? its yours my friend as long as you have enough roupies Sorry link I cant give credit come back when you're a little hmmm richer!" Is amazing

[@smashbrosguyt915]

Pretty sure he had to make some lines. Maybe using an ai or merging them together.

[@I_Hate_YouTube.]

@@smashbrosguyt915 i think he just took the lines and used the sounds to make it.

[@popycorn3005]

@@smashbrosguyt915 this was all made by sentence mixing

[@CHILLIN2540]

@@smashbrosguyt915 It seems pretty mad but I feel like it sounds less accurate than we think and reading the subtitles, our brains make it sound much more like they are actually saying that

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

​@@CHILLIN2540Yes, you can definitely hear that effect in the last third of the video.😊

[@jamesgaming7198]

The fact that this is one of the incredibly few things I've actually seen to PROPERLY animate Sans's eye with blue AND yellow flashing rather than just solid blue and it's not even Undertale just goes to show how absolutely fucking amazing this video is. I genuinely applaud you, good sir. You have my like and you have my subscription and I am currently in the process of sharing this everywhere.

[@fluffynator6222]

When does it flash yellow in the game tho?

[@matttale7918]

@Fluffynator During the genocide route the eye occasionally flashes blue and yellow

[@jamesgaming7198]

@@fluffynator6222 Every single time Sans's eye glows it always flashes between blue and yellow. There is zero instances in the game in which his eye is only blue or only yellow.

[@pucciraskolnikov7266]

@@jamesgaming7198 Ukraine moment Ukraine moment

[@FanofGuardianTales]

@@fluffynator6222 During the start of his opening attack and during the last part of his last attack.

[@BIGDUEL]

These lyrics are ACTUALLY god tier, genuinely, unironically genius. "Guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools" You should get signed to a label with bars that fit as well as that lmfao

[@kilderok]

INSOLENT

[@robertlupa8273]

I am their _merSEE_ I am their _po-wer_ *I AM MO-NE-TI-ZAAA...TION!*

[@milcmilk]

Lamp oil,rope and bombs, Lamp oil,rope and bombs Lamp oil,rope and bombs

[@chasecreed2]

I need that for my canteen

[@lasercraft32]

@@kilderok No, its insolvent. 0:23

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

Morshu is trying to stop link from killing all his customers by refusing to sell stuff and raising his prices exponentially higher.

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

I imagine he knows link/ the player actions, but he can't act out of the game script so he rises his prices and lower his products

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

@@guilhermef.cabral8252 If he was going to try to kill link, he'd supply the enemies, refuse service to link, set rope traps or bomb traps, and if all that fails, dump a bucket of lamp oil on him and drop a match

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@spritepepsiplushes8353 he was set up as the salesmen for the player, assuming he can't act too far out of the games limits, he can't sell to enemies, and he can't refuse selling to you, the only thing he can do is frustrate you to a point of giving up.

[@yeeted2221]

Mostly bombs.. So he can't win so easily

[@Domestick_Coffee-Man_Bill]

Just consider for a moment that Morshu has made "The Faces of Evil" the most culturally significant game of the Zelda series.

[@inaneinacheve]

No

[@meesteryogi7745]

Perhaps

[@William_Millar]

@@inaneinacheve yes

[@NN-qw8jf]

not really, you only exposed how much your life and identity revolves around niche internet jokes

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

Pretty sure Ocarina of Time is still more culturally significant considering how hard people still suck it off.

[@DezuFuck]

He's only capable of doing 6 poses, but he's still expressive

[@Extremezotako]

Yes

[@Rotationoftheballs]

Reminds me of a certain someone

[@shiwy5010]

sus

[@BitchChill]

@@shiwy5010 I have your ip address

[@shiwy5010]

@@BitchChill nice

[@CyanMarshadow]

I am their mercy, I am their power, I am M O N E T I Z A T I O N One of the funniest lines

[@gerardsheppard894]

I know you’ve got

[@burnt_lamp]

Beyond amazing. Mixing of the highest order!

[@Sure_Bestie]

Considering the giver of this compliment, this is the highest honor

[@swablu_gamingsyt4697]

You have the highest point of compliment I hope he's happy

[@burnt_lamp]

@Royal Goblin Hi

[@Zerum69]

Morshu stopping the master sword and breaking it half as if it's made out of cardboard, only to show he's owns the triforce of capitalism is something I didn't know I needed in my life

[@misterbook9786]

The triangle in the center of the triforce

[@MLiskindagay]

*triforce of capitalism*

[@johndavis-si2oo]

XD THE TRIFORCE *C A P I T A L I S M*

[@Stefanga44]

He didnt cut it in half?

[@jordanvaldez64]

Actually it would be a quadforce.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

I read “richer than you” and instantly knew what this was a parody of

[@jester3272]

Same

[@carrotcommunist9216]

I think we all did

[@isquack4592]

Of what

[@Boxfanowner]

@@isquack4592 Steven universes stronger than you

[@isquack4592]

@@Boxfanowner what are you guys talking about

[@OddyOddity-ob2uv]

I love that the lyrics here are so clearly based on the Sans version instead of the original banger. It's like repeatedly google translating something.

[@Animeuwubunbun]

@@OddyOddity-ob2uv hey Ted hey sifora abnet did she how many likes ep Of revy shows It tv Shows

[@Alexandertheg13]

Imagine how the internet would be if they gave morshu a 3rd line.

[@concept5631]

Utopia.

[@veryvaughsome5867]

@@concept5631 and chaos

[@concept5631]

@@veryvaughsome5867 No no. *_Utopia_*

[@veryvaughsome5867]

@@concept5631 the world may not be able to handle such a concept

[@concept5631]

@@veryvaughsome5867 > concept *_HA!_*

[@mannx3728]

"I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em, but you can't beat the game without them." The line flows like lamp oil on my rope bombs.

[@mysteryman3963]

Lmao underrated

[@zg5850]

@@mysteryman3963 yes

[@ooglegogle2719]

0:43

[@mikailstarodubcev3451]

it also implies that morshu knows that he is in a game

[@toasteroven7683]

Don't forget about "I know I'm selling everything you're searching for, but if you want to afford it, well you better grind some more" at 1:28

[@JeffLindblom]

Absolutely beautiful, sentence mixing, lyrics, and visuals are top tier, excellent work!

[@imthatoneguyirl]

Jeff Lindblom ran so that Dollar Sign Slate and a new generation of Morshu enthusiasts could run alongside him.

[@skinsarentskill259]

The god spoke. He complimented it even though he made Rap God with Morshu. Insane.

[@cheese4870]

It's the man himself

[@RandomDucc-sj8pd]

0:10-0:19 imagine if you walk into a store and the cashier is glitching in and out of reality and already giving you death threats

[@gankhuyagkhassuuri1821]

I NEED THIS TO BE THE TOP COMMENT… *NOW.*

[@TheDoughboy1917]

Lesbian rock and meme skeleton been *real* quiet since this dropped.

[@TheDoughboy1917]

@Daniel HOLMES Yeah, those are the names of the artists who co-wrote the original song

[@s.e.111films3]

@@TheDoughboy1917 wait no what are you doing

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@@s.e.111films3 Garnet from Steven Universe and Sans from Undertale

[@s.e.111films3]

@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 You had the noblest of intentions, but that you replied to my comment specifically means you’ve made this thread even more cursed than it already was.

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

Meme skeleton ftw

[@noelleonhart]

"Get morshed on" is the real highlight here.

[@zan821]

Yeah, get morshed on and don’t come back ‘till you’re a little richer, are just so smooth.

[@suezuccati304]

If we're really friends you'll come back only when you're a little... Mmmmmmm... Richer...

[@jonsku6662]

"I am their MERCY I am their POWER *I AM MONETIZATION* " -KZbin 2021

[@cynthiaedith4122]

Sorry creator i can't give MONETIZATION "KZbin about to exterminate a creator 2021"

[@jonsku6662]

@@cynthiaedith4122 "Come back when you're a little more.. MMM, family Friendly"

[@cynthiaedith4122]

@@jonsku6662 no coppa NO NO NO AHHHHHHH

[@Jose_ManuelS18]

Morshu is YT *Confirmed*

[@Tired_man1]

LMAO TRUE

[@Night_Raptor_5991]

01:08 Absolute fever dream 💀 I love it 👏🏻🗿

[@magicfishhobo381]

*Link swings his sword at Morshu. Morshu catches it in his hand.* Morshu: "Sorry Link, I don't have time for murderers." *Morshu crushes the sword in his grip, then throws Link out the door.* Morshu: "Come back when you're a little...mmmm...richer."

[@Splumff]

Sorry Link, I can't give mercy!

[@Demo-TF2]

Don't you mean he crushes his skull?

[@MintyMoron64]

"Nice knife"

[@bricezilla4669]

“Crushes his sword with his grip” Armstrong? Is that you?

[@ferdinandroig3460]

"Nothing personal, just business" really works here

[@DreemyDreemz]

Not even joking, this is actually the best rendition of this song

[@gamingnoob1872]

By me this is second best is sans

[@bean_eater1209]

This and the Mr. Krabs version

[@fivebuckle3967]

STRONGER THAN A TABLE

[@isaiahfontaine2868]

Agreed

[@gavinwilson5895]

My opinion: 1st: Richer than you, the perfect way to make fun of the undertale Fandom, despite me being a part of it 2nd:Stronger than a table : a ytp of the sans version, which makes it amazing 3rd:Garnet version: Can't beat the og (unless your morshu or a ytp) 4th: Sans version l: the best of the undertale parodies 5th: Frisk version: an ok parody, not my favorite( as evidenced by this list 6th: Chara version: the worst one, I don't like it very much

[@BerzerkVideos]

In the Sans Battle song, he says "It'd be a crime if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you." very sarcastically. But in this song, Morshu actually sounds slightly sad and disappointed to have to say that. It really made me feel something, and I feel bad for Morshu for having to kill such a young boy over a few rubies, but he knows that this goes deeper than just some money. All his customers are dead, people he built relationships with, and have known and worked with for years. This may be a young boy, but they're still a murderer.

[@mapdoor1418]

wow... that's ridiculously deep for something like this

[@prestonalldredge4242]

Thats some woke shit

[@heartlessnobody1143]

In the player mind: hehe numbers go *E N L A R G E*

[@BerzerkVideos]

@DropkicktheDecepticon The voice actor for the Stronger Than You Sans didn't do a great job of portraying that IMO.

[@SpectacularMarvinLover]

good lord, this is morshu stronger than you, you didnt have to me my feels THAT hard

[@PopplioDoesPokemon]

nah this is still so fire, i actually listen to this unironically every day

[@aithanhvu533]

Same

[@AiSH_8532]

Saaame

[@normanclatcher]

I can't believe Steven Universe copied this masterpiece of classic '08 style YTP.

[@Timetraveler2411]

Actually, undertale copied it which SU then copied.... sheesh some originality is needed in the modern media

[@E4439Qv5]

@@Timetraveler2411 it's all good, dude. he knows what the original is.

[@Timetraveler2411]

@@E4439Qv5 I know but the rabbit hole grows more and more of unoriginal hacks

[@MAT_1922]

@@Timetraveler2411 it wasn’t stolen by Toby fox it was used for a music clip by a undertale fan

[@RealMashups2009]

Someone should sue cartoon network ngl

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

One day, Link travels to the store run by humble shopkeeper Morshu. Link constantly attempts to haggle down prices, a fact that frustrates Morshu and together with the unreliability of Link's income, causes him to declare that he doesn't give credit. He then declares that Link should leave until he is richer. It is at this point Morshu realises that Link possesses sufficient rubies to purchase lamp oil, rope and bombs. Link presumably buys the products at full price and goes on to save the land from the evil that plagues it. Now lauded with praise as the Hero, Link returns to Morshu's store with a vengeance. He asks to buys bombs and yet again aggravates Morshu by trying to haggle the price down, to which Morshu expresses his annoyance as Link seemingly only wishes to buy bombs so he can terrorise the Dodongo population. Morshu yet again tells Link that he will not drop his prices and threatens him with a bomb. It is at this point revealed that Link murdered all of Morshu's other customers simply to spite him and that the spirits of the townsfolk live on in his shop. He taunts Link with his powers of monetization, and Link, in a fit of rage, draws his sword upon the defenseless shopkeeper. As the blade comes closer, the spirits of the dead townsfolk, desperate to stop Link from taking the life of their beloved shopkeeper, grant Morshu their power. Morshu easily blocks the blade and mocks Link, noting his own material wealth and power surpass that of the young Hero.

[@radcut7404]

Underrated

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

@@radcut7404 Thanks man.

[@amennnz]

The Lore is sooooo goood

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

@@amennnz THE LORE RUNS DEEP.

[@amennnz]

@@yakobsoulstorm5187 as it should be

[@TheAechBomb]

"you should know by now that credit's off the table" I can tell that this is the line that inspired the whole song and it's beautiful

[@TheLexiconArtist]

"I am monetization."

[@cameronballz6154]

But I think I'm *RICHER* than you

[@Sykroid]

1:22 lmaooo the way Link just stands there like "What the dodongo am I looking at?"

[@Animeuwubunbun]

I am not okaym with sifora abnet

[@FluffyPlush]

Morshu: I am monetization KZbin: *I am d e m o n e t i z a t i o n*

[@FrickinRumbi]

Clash of the Titans

[@firstnamelastname5217]

haha nice

[@emojicoolman56]

Morshzilla vs King Tube

[@kennethknudsen5512]

@@FrickinRumbi No. *Clash of Gods*

[@smashbrosguyt915]

Some racist person: I am discrimination

[@memekeeper-gaming3552]

I Introduce to you: Internet rule 34.35: If it can be pronounced, Morshu can say it. No exceptions.

[@ItsLelingTime]

Rule 13151819821: If words exist, Morshu will say them.

[@vividant]

even the word oughtn't've

[@memekeeper-gaming3552]

yes

[@AceTechn0]

I thought you were gonna say the other rule...

[@hihiha2980]

@@ItsLelingTime rule 69:morshu is god of internet

[@alessandrodebonis4888]

My man just took literally 2 lines of dialogue and turned them in a legit good song

[@ShockRox]

One NPC's two lines + one editing genius = one epic parody. Great work

[@lolwut1174]

"I am MONETIZATION" So that's why Morshu memes died out on KZbin...

[@pablopereyra7126]

"Credit is just a cheap tactic to make poor heroes a little, MMMMM, RICHER!"

[@gabrielbovard3491]

I love the fact that you have made a reference to the original song.

[@pablopereyra7126]

@@gabrielbovard3491 Referencing is just a cheap tactic to make weak memers danker!

[@Kuriboh1008]

This is link, tired of boredom, and I'm never going down to the hands and likes of you, because I'm so much more clever. Got more lines, so my pronunciation's better.

[@Svinx666]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RICHER!!

[@saucebou1069]

The reason why morshu calls link poor even though he has killed everyone to become the richest in Koridai is that he still has to pay for the ultimate price of those he has killed. A price not even his life could pay for.

[@Trashpile-bf6vk-1hg809ksa]

Wow that hited hard brotha ngl

[@nevverre3500]

​@@Trashpile-bf6vk-1hg809ksayeah like damn hard

[@Sarah.I.]

(I start) Turn around, link, it'd be a crime, if i had to go back on the promise that i made for you so don't step over that line, or else, freind, you're gonna have a bad time,

[@zephyrhowtogaming1836]

But kids like you don't play by the rules

[@Mattthetutel]

And guys like me cant give credit for insolvent fools

[@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

So just go, before my patience drains quicker

[@STPplayer64]

And don't come back 'til you're a little RICHER!

[@erikm8373]

Imagine if we could find the og voice actor, and have him say a few random sentences with a lot of different phonetic noises. Think of how much farther we could take the meme.

[@Epsicronics]

I want a full reading of the Shrek script in Morshu's voice

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

The voice actor is named Jeffrey Nelson. LET US MOVE!

[@FirstnameLastname-cg2ej]

@@AverageEldritchEntity how is your progress?

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@FirstnameLastname-cg2ej oh, *I* am a mere conduit.

[@jackofclubs6229]

@@AverageEldritchEntity Holy Crap that is a QUOTE.

[@sus4644]

0:57 Damn Morshu you didnt have to naenae on Link just because hes broke.

[@logandary1919]

@Hannah Ruddick but he did anyway

[@vaitoshi5301]

Holy shit, i was expecting a nose exhale type of LOL but instead got a real LOL, that was legendary

[@omar_ehab]

0:57

[@fernandom.varela1109]

lmao

[@lemonsmug]

I audibly laughed at this

[@AgentIllusion73]

When you're reminding the GM why being a merchant is the most OP thing in the campaign:

[@justafan9206]

Ha gottem a fellow d&d player.

[@casualschmurr]

Morshu is the level 20 barkeep

[@CoralCopperHead]

_"Fear the old man in a profession where most die young."_

[@randomhuman7722]

So I see that my fellow d&d nerds have found this masterpiece

[@jaredmahonriopazoortega2247]

what game is that?

[@Tagtot]

I like how you can tell that this is based off the undertale version rather than the original stronger than you, and the blue/yellow flashing eye at the end

[@yeetlejuice7181]

"I know you made my customers disappear But everything they cared about is why I'm here I am their MERCY I am their POWER I am MONETIZATION" this section and the part after it have NO right to go so hard and yet they do

[@whatislife151]

Make that 173 likes

[@Attaxalotl]

"But kids like you don't play by the rules" "and guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools" That line is the single most smooth object in the universe.

[@hotdogboi6829]

1:57

[@sythrus]

I guess you could technically claim that this is a reference to how piracy for games is what made freemium a thing, but I'm too busy listening to this sick song to care.

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

Link: *kills all evil* Morshu, whos got rich by them buying his Lamp oils, ropes and bombs: *it smells like bitch in here*

[@AnicePerson-en5gs]

That's how capitalism works

[@anony6629]

I can hear Morshu's voice

[@aerodynamiccow3597]

and then he points at a dog in the background

[@pookiewookiebear946]

When Link just wont stop trying to haggle down the price "DEATH you want it? It's yours my friend."

[@brunomagridal5429]

As long as you have enough RUBIES

[@frogfrog666]

i cannot even BEGIN to describe how absolutely phenomenal this video. the splicing & editing is out of this world, but even the lyrics are incredibly impressive. really great work, this is so amazing!!

[@mankeyson1127]

The one person who disliked is mad that morshu is richer than them

[@izeasgibgio4628]

5 people

[@Chloe_i_guess1]

8 people now, wtf

[@pigmeatatinlay]

They wanted credit

[@byronvonedmund]

So literally the whole Russia

[@Yesenn]

It means they're weak. You must accept defeat if your opponent is Morshu.

[@unihopperdash155]

Morshu sounds like an ultimate rival that constantly mocks your weakness throughout the game except he mocks you for being poor

[@mr.sandman3619]

"I am monetization" Hit me like a train

[@Real_FNAFFAN2024]

🚊

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

It actually gave me the chills. Dude, that was good.

[@avelus5984]

I chuckled.

[@kennethknudsen5512]

KZbin: I am *D E M O N E T I Z A T I O N*

[@bridges363]

I like trains * sound of a train* 🚊.

[@angrypepe7615]

Morshu don't need no autotune 🤯🤯🥶🥶🥶🥶‼️

[@vortexmaster6934]

He literally only has 2 lines of dialogue. The internet is amazing.

[@Jose_ManuelS18]

Ikr

[@bob-sz7wx]

welcome to internet :D

[@AngelDust6969]

It's a path to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.. wait, wrong story.

[@oddtomato1049]

"I know you made my customers dissapear" I never thought about the fact that grinding for rubies would reduce his overall income, and that's why it's all so expensive.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Little do you know, Morshu has the triforce of *Mercy* , *Power* and *MONETIZATION* and is thus invincible, you can't do anything to him, so long as you don't have enough rubies.

[@shqip_sumejja]

people are still coming back to watch this.. morshu memes, ytpmv's, Steven universe and it all comes together to form this Glad none of those things are truly dead yet

[@jacobtheorangeyoshi8710]

Morshu had like two lines and there’s a whole musical number composed of them, it’s somehow genius.

[@FirstLast-mn4re]

I've seen several songs remade with Morshu like Scat Man. People are crazy.

[@breakoff2381]

I like how this stops being based on SU and Sans just became the norm

[@lobzoy]

*yeah, steven universe kinda sucked. plus, the sans one was way better overall.*

[@lasagnalover1185]

@@lobzoy someone's brave enough to say it.

[@priinceoftiime]

Everything always comes back to sans

[@coemcoem7070]

@@priinceoftiime goddamnit

[@enonymous0.047]

@@lobzoy by saying that you have awoke and angered every su fan on the planet some how :p