BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C - Starbomb

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Lyrics:
My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link
Hey what's up Old Man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone take this
Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise
Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute Link
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
OH MY GOD!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am
Hold on a minute Link
GodDAMMIT Old Man!
You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take....
NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A...
STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!

[@blunkmorgan-music8474]

"press A to grab destiny" is still one of my favourite pictures ever

[@howdoichangemypfpdamnit8757]

Same

[@wellfolks9096]

Fun Fact If you look at the text on the frame it reads: "skyward sword was bad"

[@shellbadorsrival314]

Same

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

It's my laptop background.

[@scypio8191]

@@wellfolks9096 No, it doesn't.

[@lilj362]

*"Christmas elf gets sexualy assaulted by santa clause during a zombie apocalypse near Philadelphia while playing a ocarina to save a princess"*

[@ThePumpking-zb6it]

*local Florida Christmas elf

[@meumundominhasregras1905]

This coment needs an Oscar

[@thetacocatking3866]

i bet the santa clause was at the mall before this video

[@dakotagalvan3656]

The game

[@Robert_Rankin]

Why is this *NOT* the craziest plot summary I've ever heard.

[@AceOfHearts95]

the fact that the people who animated this also animated the sonic mania trailer is fucking nuts

[@MaximumOutbust]

I'm sorry WHAT 😳

[@7wolfs154]

They deserve to have fun while being creative 😅

[@iim4xii129]

No. Ted Bundy was nuts. Ed Gein was nuts. That is not nuts.

[@Meek42069]

also they animated ok k.o for cartoon network

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

@@Meek42069 wot.

[@deltazero4685]

Arin’s “god DAMMIT OLD MAN” has stuck in my brain for at least 7 years now, and I love it every time.

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

SAAAME I would think it at the slighest inconvenience

[@SonicGenesisDX1991]

Same

[@clockworknorse]

today I heard a tangential reference to Raccoon City and right away I think, "It's a zombie abyss!" and had to come watch this again

[@loki4807]

That's my text alert.

[@anthonylangley1018]

YEARS ago I heard this and listened to it constantly. Randomly saw something that made me think of it. So very happy.

[@CaptSamLavender]

“Yes I can’t lie, I have painted my shween.” Legendary

[@connornorfleet8372]

So grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!

[@ApolloSniperman]

What about “My inflatable poo jabber?”

[@BartixShieldsmen]

That's some dedication there

[@FakerealWeirdfatkid]

❤️

[@Chu_Nyanning]

It makes sense that Danny is the one singing it considering NSP...

[@AntVenom]

I have a feeling this is going to be stuck in my head for years to come.

[@Noaaan]

SoTrue ant so true...

[@DarkoHexar]

For sure, Anty. This kind of thing remains in your head for a long while.

[@The2andy4UltimateGamer]

dang, im gonna have nightmares now

[@C33Fernandez]

That's what she said.

[@ashwinkunaseelan4218]

Thats wat you moma said and did sonny Chad Fernandez

[@usernotfound8629]

It feels like an obligation to listen to this every year

[@plat5k]

Thought I was the only one💀

[@usernotfound8629]

@@plat5k no my friend there are many of us

[@nenekachin]

@@plat5k same

[@franclinctes6242]

I also thought that I was the only one

[@usernotfound8629]

@@franclinctes6242 I just need to say this you have good taste in music my friend 😂

[@harrydavey9884]

"Mr Johnson and the Juice Crew" still makes me smile. I imagine Dan struggled to deliver that line.

[@RealBased]

That line doesnt get enough love in the comments.

[@illogicalbear6200]

Dan has some serious experience saying insane lines without breaking. Man is a legend

[@reunision6635]

I don't get it. can someone tell me?

[@zeltzamer4010]

@@reunision6635 Mr. Johnson = penis, the Juice Crew = balls.

[@serge263]

I imagine both Arin and Dan were struggling to sing this song in its entirety. I can see them both dying of laughter.

[@dewdong1298]

The old man parts are magical and amazing.

[@chewybaka_]

Blond Jimmy ikr

[@kelloggs5782]

Blond Jimmy ikr i need more stuff like that

[@anopsiatic]

So true tbh.

[@zer0mage247]

Blond Jimmy bruh

[@Gio-kx4vq]

Blond Jimmy 69 likes

[@jjswagger2809]

“Look I know I wear a tunic but I’m NOT INTO MEN” *Wise Words from a Warrior*

[@delve_]

Unwise. He's not into men.

[@bigmounchi]

i always thought it was "look i know i'm wearing to it but i'm not into men"

[@i_282]

I thought it was “I know I wear a tunic but I’m not in demand”

[@Gurdy_Gobbler]

How do you change the language of the captions

[@SaveDatFuture]

I love that alliteration you have sir

[@defiantdeath]

Link: giving a pretty good rap about saving Zelda The old man: *I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N*

[@michaelbecket4901]

Lol

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Man i was just liste ing to a random playlist and this came on and I thought this was a normal song but then I REALIZED IT WASNT

[@TheHollandHS]

Goddammit old man !

[@art_cartoon65]

"Now grab your destiny If you know what I mean"

[@maximemeunier8555]

​@art_cartoon65😬

[@EgoJordy]

1:48 years laters and I still can't with the "Don't be that way bitch~"

[@mrclean1224]

Def my favorite part

[@sandramills9303]

W E E W E E W E A P O N

[@sandramills9303]

Also, Breath of the wild, rowdy, dick sword.

[@threemad8456]

IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IT IM NOT GONNA PHTTH NO!

[@Mandred85]

So is that a "no" on a handjob or... ok.

[@tmntlover3272]

Sandra Mills hahahha😂😂😂😁lol

[@windowsxp1902]

666 likes DEVIL CONFIRMED

[@arlopullman6836]

Link's face during the "press A to grab destiny" scene just never stops being funny.

[@AysaTheNotSoGreat]

it says "skyward sword was really bad" upside down there. and that's how i know this was made by egoraptor

[@14o1chan]

1:00 , priceless...

[@remixchild]

Press B to keep dignity

[@art_cartoon65]

Yes lol he didn't expect that poor guy 😅

[@Charlie-ce7cd]

I Love How Link's Voice Changes So Easily From Deep And Chill To Violent Yelling

[@laff_1237]

Anyone from 2024?

[@xxgamerlengendxx1579]

Yup

[@dromedrome2696]

Me

[@kagemusha23]

Yarp

[@sealeyboy26]

Yep

[@GhostOfFreedom-fw9bp]

Sup

[@Slashscreen]

Dan must have loved singing this.

[@binnibep]

Sir Tootleage I know I would've. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

[@shemet9478]

Dan?

[@binnibep]

Alex BP Danny Sexbang. :)

[@Slashscreen]

Mr. Sexbang? Your prescription of extra-strong viagra is ready.

[@twophade]

Sir Tootleage If you liked this check out Luigi's Ballad.

[@SparkTheSnorlax]

The music: Phenomenal and chill The vocals: _I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N_

[@Omnificence2016]

_N O W G R A B Y O U R D E S T I N Y , I F Y O U K N O W W H A T I M E A N . . ._

[@genericdolphin9242]

WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON’T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING THIS IS A GREAT CHANCE......

[@alighiertor]

This makes the video even funnier

[@flakes7503]

TO FONDLE OLD SCROTUM THAT YOUR BLOWING!

[@wheeliebin18]

@@flakes7503 genuinely thought it was "a scrotum that's sure glowing"

[@GoatManWithAplan]

9 years later still a bop!

[@jonathanwestern2306]

Goes harder than the old man

[@randomguylit5091]

Bro I came back to this vid because I missed the good times where I was happy

[@lucied7474]

It's been 10 years!

[@AceRomyuki323]

*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*

[@jonathankent1517]

I love the young people. :)

[@guardsmanlars6797]

Never

[@roundboi3994]

Oof

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@jonathankent1517 I mean he's trying.

[@austinf.243]

Taleen Ladas I DON’T WANNA BE A BURDENN

[@lys_777]

2:22 idk why but i’m in LOVE with the way arin says “god damnit old man”

[@thesensitive0n3]

Me too

[@chespinpoggers1337]

it's my favorite part of the song

[@motiep5393]

Ikr

[@waiyanwin8b920]

Jotaro Kujo’s favourite line in JoJo

[@chespinpoggers1337]

@@waiyanwin8b920 That and Yare Yare Daze of course

[@grimlocked472]

The fact this song is going to be 10 years old this year is so wild

[@davidanunez2]

😭

[@nuts2317]

1:48 goes way harder than it should 😩😩 probably in more ways than one

[@streakyguys_5991]

I'll give you that one

[@napstablook0493]

♪Don't be that way b$#€¢♪

[@cynicalgamer7595]

@@napstablook0493 "Let me Introduce you"

[@napstablook0493]

​@@cynicalgamer7595♪To my three best friends: Mr Johnson, and the juice crew.♪

[@inkfernado9114]

“If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.”

[@StabbedMeat]

"Okay, now I really don't know where I am..." "Hold on a minute, Link!" "God DAMN it, old man!"

[@mrman6594]

You're in raccoon city It's a zombie abyss It's Dangerous To Go Alone TAAAAKE TH... NO! FUCK YOU!!!

[@laserstriike3490]

Mr Man XD

[@bluesenpai955]

StabbedMeat I read this comment the second that part happened in the song XD

[@VictorVlogz]

StabbedMeat nice

[@rbshell123]

No matter how old I get, Wee-wee Weapon is always going to make me laugh.

[@iameggscellentt]

IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IM NOT GONNA PFFP K DAA

[@LynTheNobody]

agreed

[@user-sh7ie7fg1i]

Ye

[@EthanWintersLeftHand]

Wee wee weapon hehehehe

[@sw9458]

Im 23 and i still laugh

[@sebo641]

Wow it's been 10 years since we were blessed with this tune

[@allbiourselves5482]

I love how this song was collectively so many people's childhoods. Dan and Arin have been my comfort content for so many years and for some reason this song about an old man's schween seems to draw in people who feel similarly!!

[@Jachra]

I bet they love being reminded of how old they are :D

[@asrieldreemurr5073]

So I'm not the only one Re-watching this from time to time...

[@AJRoo]

Is it bad that I know EXACTLY what the source of that profile pic is?

[@asrieldreemurr5073]

@@AJRoo Tell me it i wanna know if you're telling the truth

[@AJRoo]

...I misspelled Undertale as "Undertail" ONE TIME and the full image from which you got your pfp was one of the first things that popped up at the time. It was horrifying. Never again...

[@mikeomahar5159]

Lol

[@imtiredasfrn4467]

asriel why

[@Fox-983]

My favorite line is definitely, “I cannot lie, I’ve painted my shween.”

[@samonlingboy4408]

69 likes

[@wheeliebin18]

"Awwww yeah"

[@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName]

"Now grab you destiny"

[@cynthiacampa9814]

I want to be in one of these

[@bearplaysstuff580]

@@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName “If you know what I mean!”

[@boomboxzer0914]

The scene where he tells Link to "grab his destiny" and link just looks so uncomfortable and afraid is hilarious 😂

[@SirenLuvsU]

9 years later and this is still a jam. Amazing vocals and animation. Love this a lot 😭

[@joeda900]

I still have the lyrics memorized, this thing is timeless

[@KieranDell1409]

Fun fact: Danny was just singing about painting his shween and didn't realise the mics were on.

[@cjthesorceress7937]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@briand5170]

Sounds about right

[@PurpleTheta]

Yeah that’s something he’d say

[@Someone-vz1uq]

Is that true?

[@KieranDell1409]

@@Someone-vz1uq Probably not, I was just...HOLY SHIT, when did this get nearly 1k likes?

[@Gravlti]

This is Link's canon voice dont @ me about it

[@epic9163]

* @ him cutely *

[@RadishHead7]

Legend of the hylian pimp.

[@finalstarman3086]

GOLLY no my voice is the canon one

[@the011darkwolf]

zust3k HYAH

[@jermichealhoward4454]

I have a similar voice

[@urgent4943]

Damn… 9 years and the old man’s “sword” is still the first thing that pops into my head whenever someone says “it’s dangerous to go alone”

[@TimelessWorldOfGaming]

This video aged so well. lmao I never thought I'd be watching it again all these years later. This voice fits Link perfectly too.

[@xylphx129]

"Press A to grab your destiny" had me wheezing at 3 in the morning

[@justinweber4977]

It's one of my favorite parts of the video, when paired with Link's 1000 yard stare.

[@TheOneAndOnIy]

Same 💀

[@michaelbecket4901]

Great song to listen to when u furst wake up lol

[@samk7470]

I was introduced to this by my friend in sixth grade, I was 11. We had it memorized and would take turns singing for link and the old man. It’s still just as great as it was back then.

[@RedPa456]

Same

[@GeneralLDS]

oh my god yeah I saw this when I was 11 too. It’s legit a good song

[@tecate2127]

Went over my friends in 7th grade and he played this on the computer while we are supper

[@ryanthechilihost5102]

I was the old man and my cousin was Link lol

[@Triforceman1]

That sounds like a great time 😆

[@jacobhorn3633]

I still come back to this after all these years. What a cursed masterpiece

[@betrayedpumpkin1740]

9 years later, just remembered this song again and already see why I liked it so much

[@redtoonlink8366]

This is the best zelda rap! 

[@bethangoodwin8351]

Sure is the other vids are cool to :)

[@bethangoodwin8351]

Purple Toon Link if only I had it on my phone I only have the smosh version

[@MooniiTV]

I LOVE THIS ONE SO FUNNY AND I LIKE THE POKËMON ONE TOO XDD

[@bethangoodwin8351]

Stasha Monia love it!!!! I like sonics best pal to XD

[@MooniiTV]

OMG THAT MADE ME CRACK UUP!!

[@MadDogEddie]

I like how Link is okay with it the first time. Second time: "NO MEANS NO!!"

[@Default158]

ok

[@MadDogEddie]

Default158 Wow, most useless reply I've ever seen. Congratulations.

[@Default158]

M-DE-V LOL coming from the guy who literally just commented the the plot of the video

[@MadDogEddie]

Charlie Sheen it was a comment in passing. What are you compensating for with your condescension?

[@yurigagarin9765]

That's how most sane people react to that. If you don't want sex with someone, you first reject politely. If the proposals continue, you better get angry because that's molesting.

[@paolosworld99]

This video really got to me as a kid... I don't know how else to say it. The colors and characters at 1:54 have been engraved in my soul. It's so etheral.

[@d3vitron779]

The fact that the old man gets the best harmony and backing track is amazing

[@alcapone4635]

I feel the same about 0:58

[@thefattertheratter45]

Something about Vaati there, man

[@christian0h]

@@thefattertheratter45 Bro changed sexualities because of Vaati tf 😭

[@Wewilo]

Still keep coming back here years later. Quality piece of internet history right here

[@jimfixedme]

This is too funky I can't stop coming back

[@DropDownBear]

I know!

[@kirukato9074]

+jimfixedme yeah is so amm... i don`t now how i can describe this... its just weird

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

+Twisted Timer "my eye amount exhibitionist"

[@grimly_comedian]

I know right

[@relunar2621]

And u cont spell

[@samiam3821]

Plot twist: the old man was legitimately trying to help link in Raccoon City.

[@stevepensando2593]

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this" **Pulls out an actual sword out of his pants**

[@merchantziro4285]

@@stevepensando2593 Link: Why couldn't you gave this to me sooner you perverted idiot!? Old Man: Look I'm just lonely alright. I just wanted... You know. Link: (Sigh and facepalm) *Hylia damn it...*

[@stevepensando2593]

@@Aceatoll That's what Foreskin is for

[@merchantziro4285]

@@stevepensando2593 Take my like and stop please.

[@user-ti6us2br4x]

He looked actually worried so I think that it is very possible

[@breakingnews9979]

This video is so well animated. That even 9 years later, it still holds up. Like Legend Of Zelda games, this video is really timeless.

[@ExpertManOfficial]

Yeah, I agree.

[@markus8086]

Things that keep me awake at night: -Existential dread -Depression -"I have painted my schween"

[@red_vibe9984]

"I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men" 😂

[@luar5919]

Haha ikr

[@user-mh1tq7ib2w]

omg then he yellong DUUHHH

[@pixlatedgamer9412]

XD XD XD

[@robertgreen19K]

"Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you... to my three best friends Mr.Johnson and the Juice Crew."

[@luar5919]

If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.

[@SeraliaAerials]

I was 13 when I first heard this song. Still great now that I’m 19.

[@Nixus237]

Same turn 20 in 3 weeks

[@hoobadoobamaster8551]

Oh my god teach me ur elder ways

[@ViJay-jw3nc]

Same

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

The classics never get old.

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

That literally puts us on a same level, lol 🤣

[@deltaxeno7807]

The more I reflect on this, and other videos released around this time, all I can do is think: Man, the shit we watched when we were kids.

[@BloodWorks00]

Agreed

[@cynicalgamer7595]

I was 11 when i watched this lmao

[@rattled6732]

Man this is a nostalgia trip

[@pandaking2971]

"Hold on a minute link!" "GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!"

[@nicholashagedoorn545]

Read it right as it played

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

"You're in Raccoon city, it's a zombie abyss." "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!"

[@benjaminpineda5785]

@@thegreatmonacage3782 No! Fuck you

[@Link-cy6ti]

Fuck you Old Man!

[@phoebexo401]

2018🙌

[@orangehasdied]

Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my favorite part is when Old Man goes “Wait a minute Link!” And Link says “goD DAMNIT OLD MAN-“ and then proceeds to flip his shit

[@Daybreak6427]

Either that or "Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween."

[@jackmyers7141]

yes. i literally lost my shit at that

[@nastykhan7746]

Indeed. The flow is so smooth.

[@miscellamemeous38]

Mercat100 I KNOW RIGHT

[@incrediblehotdog6638]

Honestly

[@mallymalachor8365]

To this day, I still say "Hey what's up old man" when an old man comes up to me in a video game

[@ziddars6282]

you know a video is great when it has 3 most replayed parts

[@Jitrovic]

jesus christ

[@TheDrakeProjectTDP]

How to get laid at a Zelda convention: "Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. ;)". Correction: How to get *arrested* at a Zelda convention.

[@killerpenguin6681]

*so is that a no on the handjob*

[@dorianbailey7314]

TheDrakeProject so no hed?

[@Naomi_best_]

nice dude

[@lovesick_loser6114]

TheDrakeProject HAHAH

[@mrzubwolfer]

SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!!

[@angie2860]

So I'm playing Zelda and now I will never see the old man as I saw him before

[@michaelmarriott9761]

He is in the first game and he gives you your first sword lol.

[@wuty2255]

i wantd to kill him on first game, when i got bored :'D

[@michaelmarriott9761]

If you try to hit him the flames will shoot at you lol its actually pretty funny.

[@wuty2255]

ikr :'D

[@supernerd5781]

same

[@colummecca4226]

this is a bop

[@friedchickenera]

God this is still hilarious 9 years later

[@pamholder5275]

like links voice my favorite part was "god dammit old man" and" that .. was .. weird"

[@pamholder5275]

new favorite " fuck u fuck u " and "oh my god

[@zehmocha6166]

+Pam Holder "Da That your Wrinkle Thing again!! "

[@FlufferNuffer]

+Pam Holder same

[@mikemarks6136]

my favorite parts were with the old man

[@zehmocha6166]

"God Dammit Old Man!!"

[@obsidianmaw9026]

*IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS* Words I no longer trust

[@oompaoomps2784]

IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS

[@goodtyme]

Nice pfp

[@Nicole-id5ey]

Your from the bee movie aren't you Im sorry i eat bugs

[@killerpenguin6681]

*I HAVE PAINTED MY SHWEEN*

[@999lazerman]

I still think the way he said it was epic

[@starkid-ly7tm]

The chorus is unnecessarily perfect

[@Rocpacci]

I absolutely love the chilled out summer groove part. If I had a song that was just that it’d be awesome

[@Tucker619]

This is even crazier when you realize a grown man was paid to say “I cannot deny I have painted my shween”

[@ambrosiadreamer]

Have you ever listened to Ninja Sex Party? Danny’s been singing songs like this since before it was profitable lmao

[@princeB794]

It I can't lie not deny

[@ItsAnH]

@@ambrosiadreamer I'm pretty sure people listening to this song already know the singers involved.

[@ejomon_27]

Yeah I could recognize his voice

[@budadawg2955]

the legendary saiyan it’s **

[@bubblesaur10]

My 11 year old cousin made me watch this should I be concerned

[@torlikoff]

You shouldn't because this is awesome

[@inferno7181]

Yes.

[@Keepcalmandbangscrew]

It's mf HEY IM GRUMP!!! And IM NOT SO MF GRUMP!!!

[@Zapdos0145]

Nope

[@ZaraKendall]

Tidal Wave Of Puppies nope i'm also a messed up 11 year old :)

[@theonesithtorulethemall]

The fact that the "press a to grab desteny" became a major meme, is amazing

[@animeguruu4081]

Almost 10 years later and I still remember word for word and laugh everytime

[@xedocat]

oh... mr. johnson..... and the juice crew.... i finally got it

[@javicebolla3090]

+hytato Could you explain it?

[@xedocat]

+Javi Cebolla mr. johnson is referring to the penis, and the juice crew refers to the testes (cuz they make "juice")

[@javicebolla3090]

hytato Thanks! :)

[@gardeshysparkcake4813]

+hytato I still don't get it

[@SolProxy]

I mean who the hell are the guys that form the "Juice Crew"?

[@stephonethejerk1944]

I really love this art style it's deliciously good to me

[@azystar8574]

omg stap it old man!

[@shawnaglass5341]

+death 13th

[@scatlauncher]

***** It says skyward sword sucked.

[@warlock923]

Stephone Collins hey dude I see everyone likes ur comment but however they will comment back you so "It is too dangerous to go along take this"

[@scatlauncher]

warlock923 What?

[@muhannadalhasani]

"My inflatable poo jabber" 💀💀💀💀💀💀 God have mercy

[@LolAttackProductions]

Yes I can't lie I have painted my schween

[@NightxKilla]

LolAttack Productions now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean

[@LolAttackProductions]

NightxKillaT_T WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON'T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING

[@LolAttackProductions]

We actually finished a lyric chain wow

[@NightxKilla]

LolAttack Productions yeah but back then I was involved in a complete lyric chain 2 years ago, we completed the whole lyrics without one misleading comment in 3-4 days

[@minefit6297]

My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute Link Hey what's up Old Man? I see that you're embarking on another epic quest You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss It's dangerous to go alone take this Oh thanks old man that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do Hold on a minute Link Old man, is that you? This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber? OH MY GOD! I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am Hold on a minute Link GodDAMMIT Old Man! You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss It's dangerous to go alone take.... NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!

[@ObviouslyASMR]

This song is honestly very relatable

[@geckopecko]

your life sounds... very interesting if you find this relatable lmao

[@ObviouslyASMR]

Pecko☆ you don't want to know

[@geckopecko]

heh, maybe I do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mlgpro1252]

wtf

[@emilie8040]

ObviouslyASMR oh dang never though I'd find you listening to egoraptor

[@Ti5ou]

I came across this masterpiece again when I was going through my "Liked" videos. so much nostalgia 😪

[@jeffgoode9865]

Damn, that beat and keyboard riff at 1:48 always feels so good.

[@SeaalCox]

I love how Link becomes pure enraged-Arin at the end.

[@familiapresman5146]

Me to bro

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Same bro.

[@thiquel.04]

Now that I’m older I can appreciate this a lot more. Timeless Classic

[@danstrikker6465]

Same bro

[@SteadyFiddle632]

Dang same…..😅😅

[@KevinG3699]

Yup

[@PeachieGame]

“Take dis” huh so this is where the meme sound effect comes from

[@LetsLeaveSomeCoffeeRings]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this video that ruined my life

[@soraniostaur3839]

The Execution of that "FUCK YOU !!!" was just perfect XDDD !!! (that is Egoraptor on Link right ??)

[@zeustheeldergod3051]

yeah

[@daniels8618]

AKA Arin

[@Hubert_Cumberdale_]

Sora Nioheart yup

[@CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug]

Sora Nioheart 300th liker :)

[@mlgteen2894]

***CyberSlaYer1204 Aka-NinjaThug*** lol

[@LittleParade_]

2:14 this is honestly the cutest rendition of Zelda's design

[@rare_1860]

It's true!

[@davionbandicoot2.044]

you dont see gannon's wanting to bang!

[@GrumpyOrangeCat]

nah, short haired breath of the wild zelda is cuter in my opinion

[@YeetZmeN]

You haven’t seen Smash Ultimate Zelda then

[@LittleParade_]

@@YeetZmeN I'll be real, I think Link Between Zelda is cute, but fighting her in smash makes me want to die

[@requiem6465]

I love that Wesker looks legitimately concerned.

[@thegrimmcommoner2203]

Plot twist: The old man's shween was the Flute of Destiny and actually could've helped Link.

[@ronyrubinov7449]

truly was a flute, just not the instrument.

[@zephyrstrife4668]

I love how when the old man busts into song in the cave he swaps from being an overweight old man in a cloak to practically an old bodybuilder in a wife beater and slacks.

[@Darasilverdragon]

Because he was parodying (ex)living god Freddie Mercury

[@FutureGamer4561]

@@Darasilverdragon Right, I agree with you entirely!!

[@priestesslucy3299]

He actually reminds me of Roshi in the Tournament of Power lol

[@darmocat]

For some reason I couldn't remember this song title so I searched instead for "my inflatable poo jabber" Top result. Not disappointed.

[@rougenarwhal8378]

i dont often laugh at loud when reading youtube comments but you got me god damnit

[@jackgrieco3192]

It's true!

[@icravekoreanbbq5229]

:O

[@ninjaoclock3865]

Omg it is

[@EthanTheDoodler]

I saw a spongebob meme that said “ BIG MEATY COCKS”

[@blastermasterguy]

"Okay, I really don't know where I am..." "Hold on a minute LINK!" "GOD DAMMIT OLD MANNNN!"

[@lilflttante7565]

It’s been years now, why I still can’t get it out of my head

[@DarlenMakenai]

Egoraptor, dude.. This song is a Masterpiece on Internet.

[@Toby0895]

true story

[@SIMOL0L0L]

true

[@gabriellatorres9525]

troo dat

[@dylanfoster3490]

Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.

[@Toby0895]

get away weebs she is my waifu

[@incognitogirl6201]

"Hey wait a minute link!" *GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!*

[@cherishmcwherter9537]

@Nightmare rude👿😡

[@theyinyang1103]

Line gets me every time

[@zedries]

I think the old man is a Catholic priest

[@cpuirisheart7064]

@@zedries makes sense

[@Rampt_Top]

"Its dangerous to go alone TAKE THIS." Still goes hard to this day

[@baptistegrateau8579]

Still comming back after all thoses years... and I swear to god I am always having a good laught watching it srl.

[@Sam-zu7fv]

This must be why Link doesn't talk. His voice makes old men flirt with him

[@zechariahkeith2300]

This is why the Botw Link stopped talking, this happened and he was too shellshocked to say anything else for the rest of his life.

[@javierlayton1134]

That's probably why

[@Sten362]

Old mans no where near people so I quess he takes whatevet he gets or u know he's gay

[@javierlayton1134]

Aden so true

[@drawingdemon6139]

The amount of likes is 666 (I’ll go home)

[@thomasin8155]

the juice crew is low key hot

[@dgamingissue4830]

Tracerstit What!?

[@genjishimada450]

Great picture ... Tracer

[@thatoneguy1276]

Tracerstit there boys btw

[@thomasin8155]

Clementina Ramirez I am fully aware

[@thatoneguy1276]

Tracerstit okay good

[@Kobalt_Bloo]

10 years later and it's still an absolute banger. Thank you for changing my life.

[@NWolfsson]

I can't believe it took me that long to realize "My three good friends Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew" is referring to the... um... sword and hilt.

[@mentalgaming4life535]

My dream: being straight My obstacle: this video

[@Naomi_best_]

XD

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

I agree the Old man is definitely a DILF. That's what you're talking about right?

[@TetashiSaya]

@Soulless Critter CRAHAHAHA

[@landenbanks8919]

The old man is pretty hot, but that one guy in the juice crew not holding a drink is really something else

[@howdoichangemypfpdamnit8757]

@@landenbanks8919 finally

[@jo_otchua1687]

The trailer for the new Zelda game looks pretty good!

[@bluerosekoro8875]

Josh Waterh16 how do we go from hyrule to Philadelphia to racoon city in one game

[@jo_otchua1687]

+kyle gibbs uhh, mermaid magic? idk.

[@fesco8276]

The Ocarina.

[@Soveeyt]

Josh Waterh16 your comment is 666...WOWZERS

[@thenerdyalien958]

The open world in this game is huge kyle dont question it

[@lollertoaster]

God damn, I was too young to be watching this when it first came out.

[@anzufp9072]

"inflatable poo jabber". The poetry...

[@jethroemmett4176]

Love how Danny and Ninja Brian appear at 1:27.

[@gavinkaufman6187]

Haha lol

[@329link]

and ninja brian's guns read "NSP 500"

[@JcThePengu]

+Jethro Emmett Ross was there too :D

[@SecretLars]

+329link NSP-300

[@JazmynRushworth]

AHHHH I SAID THIS!! NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! i pointed this out, no one replied or anything :( now imma sad…