When your mom watches you cook {Thanksgiving Edition}

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@ejspeaks
@ejspeaks 2 жыл бұрын
Worst dish/food experience on Thanksgiving?
@tinalee7440
@tinalee7440 2 жыл бұрын
My parents had a HUGE fight and the both stormed off into different rooms and didn’t come out until around midnight. Meanwhile, we all was scared to touch the food or ask either of them if we could eat so we starved till they came back down stairs.😩
@nunyabusiness3625
@nunyabusiness3625 2 жыл бұрын
This would be my grandma and my vegan behind. I'll just end up sulking while she takes over.
@markeshiajones5789
@markeshiajones5789 2 жыл бұрын
Going to my aunt (married in) and uncle house mixed the families and she let her family be in charged of the food. Let's just say the dressing was dark as dirt I don't know what they call themselves making😭
@blackbutterfly8338
@blackbutterfly8338 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody cooked chitlins one year….but didn’t clean ‘em good!🤢
@pigsnum1
@pigsnum1 2 жыл бұрын
My family does a potluck, my cousins mom brought macaroni and cheese. It was so pretty and yellow and cheesy. MY mama gets a big spoonful and it was SWEET 😂😂😂 She put sugar in her Mac and cheese y'all!!!! 🤢
@ejspeaks
@ejspeaks 2 жыл бұрын
THE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE that comes from cooking in front of the elders is CRAZYYYYY!!!
@cheriarichard2698
@cheriarichard2698 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 🤣
@rainbowmocasin1
@rainbowmocasin1 2 жыл бұрын
I put my foot in it a hunnid times over .i dare sombody to try and tell me sumpen thats 100% facts
@blackbutterfly8338
@blackbutterfly8338 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Lord! Don’t try no new dishes, either…..you might be in for some trouble if you decide to “speriment” …..🤣
@evolved93
@evolved93 2 жыл бұрын
They all like “YEEN FINNA KXLL US WITH YO CONCOCTIONS!”🤣
@heathertea2704
@heathertea2704 2 жыл бұрын
SOOOOOOOO critical.😏
@Only1_Me
@Only1_Me 2 жыл бұрын
"When I die, don't cook for my repast... you just sit there and cry" ☠️😂🤣
@theessenceofsuccess888
@theessenceofsuccess888 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WWambition
@WWambition 2 жыл бұрын
That took me out.
@GiftedGospelSingers
@GiftedGospelSingers 2 жыл бұрын
Purposely searched through the comments for this one, cause I knew somebody else had to feel that but me 😂
@Only1_Me
@Only1_Me 2 жыл бұрын
@@GiftedGospelSingers mama and that wig was throwing nothing but punches but that one was the knockout blow 🤣😂
@curlygurl43
@curlygurl43 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@LunchboxLex
@LunchboxLex 2 жыл бұрын
"Bout semny-two degrees" 😂😂😂😂
@ejspeaks
@ejspeaks 2 жыл бұрын
☠☠☠☠
@tillyj2132
@tillyj2132 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like what degrees 😳. Omg hilarious! EJ is a mess😁
@tamekagilford8835
@tamekagilford8835 2 жыл бұрын
“Some of the Pet milk…”yes Lord!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Chylolaethai
@Chylolaethai Жыл бұрын
I brought whole cranberry sauce to my granny house in 2001, she still mad
@DeeAnn02
@DeeAnn02 2 жыл бұрын
Wanna bet mama is going to end up cooking the whole meal to her standard.
@jessicaaudate
@jessicaaudate 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Get out ma kitchen 🙅🏾‍♀️
@lashan3103
@lashan3103 2 жыл бұрын
Facts ....😂
@anoelsilliw5256
@anoelsilliw5256 2 жыл бұрын
"Can I help you for a second?" Next thing you know it's three hours later and the whole meal has been done😭
@jo5755
@jo5755 2 жыл бұрын
My mom on a regular day. Takes right over
@storieswithdom
@storieswithdom 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just my mom 😂❤️
@SavannahSylver
@SavannahSylver 2 жыл бұрын
Don't cook for my repast... let Ethel an nem handle all the cooking.💀
@kimberlydaniels7111
@kimberlydaniels7111 2 жыл бұрын
You just sit there and cry 😭😭😭! That almost took me out!
@tishnorman2726
@tishnorman2726 2 жыл бұрын
I was so burned up with that one!!! Lol
@afrocentricallyshakina
@afrocentricallyshakina 2 жыл бұрын
Ha haaaa
@TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1
@TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 💯😂😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
@ddhibbdd
@ddhibbdd 2 жыл бұрын
An nem 🤣
@wenonakuhrman878
@wenonakuhrman878 2 жыл бұрын
" this ain't the time to 'spearmint!" 🤣
@mustardseedfaith
@mustardseedfaith 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chakiramorgan4493
@chakiramorgan4493 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@anyssabaca2531
@anyssabaca2531 2 жыл бұрын
THAT 😄
@PJ-fl3do
@PJ-fl3do Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@t.p.h.1828
@t.p.h.1828 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a half a second to give it up for the bounce of those curls in mama's wig?!👏🏽....Yes ma'am! 😀
@seebeyondurself1st82
@seebeyondurself1st82 Жыл бұрын
LMAO! 🤣🤣
@firecomesoutofme
@firecomesoutofme Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ☝🏿🙏🏾👏🏿 those bounce in that wig 😂😂🤣🤣
@markebaabdullah1995
@markebaabdullah1995 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@tanyac123
@tanyac123 2 жыл бұрын
"Let me tell you how to do this one thing, then I'll get out of your way..." says every mama about EVERYTHING!!! 🤣
@Mzdede670
@Mzdede670 Жыл бұрын
Now I won’t do it to my daughter in law because that’s her house and kitchen. But if my son in there cooking something then I’m standing right there slightly shaking my head “Just a little bit more seasoning” 😂😮
@Ice-c-o8q
@Ice-c-o8q 11 ай бұрын
Not my mother. She used to watch me like I was putting on a show and would gasp when I did something she didn't know how to do.
@ThatGirlDee86
@ThatGirlDee86 2 жыл бұрын
Is this Ms. Jackie's relative? They both have that, "I'm not in your business but I'm in your business" spirit.
@KahnKerrer74
@KahnKerrer74 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. She a relative...and if mama ain't there to guide, then she will send cousin Robert...he know what to do!! Lmao 🤣 🤣
@ThatGirlDee86
@ThatGirlDee86 2 жыл бұрын
@@KahnKerrer74 Robert for DAMM sure knows what to do!
@MarquitaR
@MarquitaR 2 жыл бұрын
Lol this is miss Jackie niece lol or her daughter lol
@thatboycjsings
@thatboycjsings 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be miss Jackie’s sister
@ChaunMatayen
@ChaunMatayen 2 жыл бұрын
That's Ms. Jackie's mama's sister, the one who always cooked under their mom haha
@JessicaLanear
@JessicaLanear 2 жыл бұрын
As we speak, I’m in the middle of a generational kitchen fight!! My great aunt put my momma’s turkey in the oven with no seasoning or not my momma’s seasoning and permission. My mom just went back to the store to get a whole other turkey. It’s serious around here y’all!!
@ejspeaks
@ejspeaks 2 жыл бұрын
OH.MY.GAWD ☠☠☠☠
@JessicaLanear
@JessicaLanear 2 жыл бұрын
@@ejspeaks one Turkey in the over, one on the counter. I wish I could send a picture. 🤣🤣
@keashiclem
@keashiclem 2 жыл бұрын
Girl Im screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mama said "not my damn turkey!!!" Huh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@msch3891
@msch3891 2 жыл бұрын
That's how it is 🤣 Everybody is serious about their dishes
@jazminem1620
@jazminem1620 2 жыл бұрын
We will pray and send an army to break up fight!!lol
@pamelaarias5586
@pamelaarias5586 2 жыл бұрын
When mom says she's going to watch you cook, just get ready for a marathon of do's and don'ts.
@christywheeler1
@christywheeler1 2 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@LIVEINPEACE2023
@LIVEINPEACE2023 2 жыл бұрын
And more don’ts than do’s!!!
@Jesus.SaVeS77
@Jesus.SaVeS77 2 жыл бұрын
Gdm. @ Pamela Arias, 😀😆👍🏾that's soo Right. 😆😂 I wish'd I cud taste, eat my Mother's Southern soul foods with her again. RIP/RIH Mama.
@sfr2107
@sfr2107 2 жыл бұрын
Not a marathon Lmaooo
@dolomitefan1767
@dolomitefan1767 2 жыл бұрын
Get ready to be triggered
@OhthatsChauna
@OhthatsChauna Жыл бұрын
“I’ve been cooking since I was born” 👌🏽👌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@truediva18
@truediva18 Жыл бұрын
This is why we need Big Mama back and teaching cooking classes
@saradavis9137
@saradavis9137 2 жыл бұрын
“You the cook, you the chef...chef it up !” 😂😂
@bridgetgilliam1837
@bridgetgilliam1837 2 жыл бұрын
Ejspeaks will make you pee on yourself with her foolishness 😂😂😂
@Leota18
@Leota18 2 жыл бұрын
Add seasoning until the spirit of our ancestors whisper enough. Author unknown
@SoulSistah1LM
@SoulSistah1LM 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! That's why I don't want anyone else in the kitchen with me when I'm cooking!
@MalikJS18
@MalikJS18 2 жыл бұрын
This is my grandma when she tell me how to stir and the part “I’m not going tell you how to make it but” 😂
@cherieveal
@cherieveal 2 жыл бұрын
"I've been cooking since I was born" Now that part had me rolling.😂😂😂
@chassityperkins8644
@chassityperkins8644 Жыл бұрын
Don’t cook for my repast😂😂😂😂
@BlueShockwave21
@BlueShockwave21 2 жыл бұрын
Thanksgiving is the Super Bowl for black moms & grandmas. The Super Bowl ain't the time to be trying brand new plays, stick to what we've been practicing all year.
@DK-qj7cr
@DK-qj7cr 2 жыл бұрын
Stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re use to 😶😑🙄😒😩😩😂🤣
@9thborn
@9thborn 2 жыл бұрын
🤣Facts
@9thborn
@9thborn 2 жыл бұрын
@@DK-qj7cr don't go chasing waterfalls on Thanksgiving 🤣
@sweetcarahmel
@sweetcarahmel 2 жыл бұрын
The "liiiiiittle bit mo milk" is my Momma!😂😂😂
@allisonrena
@allisonrena 2 жыл бұрын
Yea …. Little bit more little bit more STOP! Is what i hear. When i pour a tad bit more then what i was supposed to, she fixing it quickly! She Says Its okay and proceeds to work a miracle….
@sweetcarahmel
@sweetcarahmel 2 жыл бұрын
@@allisonrena 😂😂😂
@SavannahSylver
@SavannahSylver 2 жыл бұрын
You see how my elbow is up??? 😩😩😩
@ItsmeTinaP
@ItsmeTinaP 2 жыл бұрын
“You the chef! Chef it up” 😂😂😂 I’m laughing too hard because this is my mom. Man I was too ready to move out of her house. Ain’t looked back since 😂😂😂
@TheTCMfan
@TheTCMfan 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣 This is my mom all that’s missing is my dad yelling from the den “don’t let that gurl burn down our kitchen”
@Chich8058
@Chich8058 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aroyaldiadem3873
@aroyaldiadem3873 2 жыл бұрын
Man that momma hair be convicting the mess outta you! lololol
@shanny5890
@shanny5890 2 жыл бұрын
"When I die don't cook for my repast!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bkrunz
@Bkrunz 2 жыл бұрын
“Just come and cry”
@shaneedastaples1209
@shaneedastaples1209 2 жыл бұрын
This line took me ALL the way out! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@pamshairexpo3892
@pamshairexpo3892 2 жыл бұрын
That part😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@QUEENBirdgang86
@QUEENBirdgang86 2 жыл бұрын
And that’s why I’m going to her house to eat and not cooking 😂😂😂😂😂
@ML-zj3ph
@ML-zj3ph 2 жыл бұрын
😂 😆 😝
@JSmedic1
@JSmedic1 2 жыл бұрын
Right. 'Cuz, she's gonna have all tasting correct and seasoned! And she won't kill us.
@QUEENBirdgang86
@QUEENBirdgang86 2 жыл бұрын
Lol big facts 😂😂😂 @M J
@ifeefee6964
@ifeefee6964 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣
@angelstar260
@angelstar260 2 жыл бұрын
Not let Ethel do the food while you just sit there and cry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 took me out!
@mrhymer95
@mrhymer95 2 жыл бұрын
This had me hollering! Old school moms don't play, they will tell you about yourself especially when it comes to cooking and raising children.
@brahmabkitty03
@brahmabkitty03 2 жыл бұрын
If this ain’t errrbody Mama, Auntie and Grandma 😂🤣
@tiffanymatthews1459
@tiffanymatthews1459 2 жыл бұрын
Pet milk! Lissen! If your thanksgiving lineup doesn’t include a recipes the calls for pet milk you ain’t doing it right!
@foundfavor
@foundfavor 2 жыл бұрын
When I die, don't cook for me. Let Ethel nem cook for the repast. You just sit and cry!" LOL
@pretaporterp
@pretaporterp 2 жыл бұрын
The sit down and cry had me OUT! LOL!!
@angelreney3662
@angelreney3662 2 жыл бұрын
💀😂😂
@popovich787
@popovich787 2 жыл бұрын
Took me out lol
@JCLime
@JCLime 2 жыл бұрын
Flatlined ok 😂😂😂
@jasmineavery4870
@jasmineavery4870 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is MY GRANNY!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@byrdiebae8774
@byrdiebae8774 2 жыл бұрын
This is too funny. My gma did my mom like this a couple of years back. My mom commented that her dressing was thick when she was trying to mix her ingredients. My gma, without looking at my mom, said did you put chicken broth in it. She hadn't. That's still 💯 one of our funniest holiday moments.
@bakende1103
@bakende1103 2 жыл бұрын
I pretty much use chicken broth in everything that calls for water in a savory dish. Even mashed potatoes to boil the potatoes.
@pearl0818
@pearl0818 Жыл бұрын
​@BA Kende yep! Adds flavor
@queenv83-thatsme
@queenv83-thatsme 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! Paprika is red dust 😂😂😂
@jojobean2309
@jojobean2309 2 жыл бұрын
My mom passed 6 years back when I was in my twenties, she always tried to teach me to cook like her. I regret it now but I am teaching myself. I hope she's proud.
@blackbutterfly8338
@blackbutterfly8338 2 жыл бұрын
She is. ♥️
@ksy4747
@ksy4747 2 жыл бұрын
I am sure she is cheering you on and perhaps giving an advice or two from the sidelines now. 🙏❤ I lost my mother in May and she would make the yummies duck on Thanksgiving (in addition to turkey) last few years. Shame I didn't get the recipe.
@jojobean2309
@jojobean2309 2 жыл бұрын
@@ksy4747 the recipes 😂
@jessiemac4970
@jessiemac4970 2 жыл бұрын
💙🙏🏾
@allegralockett1567
@allegralockett1567 2 жыл бұрын
She is proud. God bless you.
@kandyapplekush6023
@kandyapplekush6023 2 жыл бұрын
“I been cookin since I was born” got burnt 11teen times on my baby arms but The food was good wasn’t it
@jessicaaudate
@jessicaaudate 2 жыл бұрын
🙌🏽
@DuvaLH3
@DuvaLH3 2 жыл бұрын
Not baby arms 😂. But for real, the burns on my grandma’s forearms was how you KNEW it was gon be good
@antoinelk00
@antoinelk00 2 жыл бұрын
This be my momma, but the only thing is that she Asian and she be 2 times more angry with my cooking than my black daddy lol
@theloftons8297
@theloftons8297 2 жыл бұрын
My brother has a vegan girlfriend and she came over for Thanksgiving. I asked my husband not to use meat in the vegetables (he did most of the cooking) and he said "she eats what we eat or she brings her own". I made some veggies just for her so she wouldn't feel left out; but, by the end of the day she was eating everything except the ham.
@Rhiaanon
@Rhiaanon 2 жыл бұрын
😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@akosuamroney
@akosuamroney 2 жыл бұрын
“You just putting red dust on your food” 😂😂
@dtrice9867
@dtrice9867 2 жыл бұрын
Every Aunte in the world "I been cooking since I was born" ...I'm dead 😃
@theessenceofsuccess888
@theessenceofsuccess888 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Yourstruly4.0
@Yourstruly4.0 2 жыл бұрын
Yessss omg or "I been cookin since I was a child" 😑
@pamshairexpo3892
@pamshairexpo3892 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1
@TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1 2 жыл бұрын
Yup😂😂😂😂me!!
@TheRealDealHunny
@TheRealDealHunny 2 жыл бұрын
"you can have your vegan macaroni on the side, but we gonna have the regular macaroni with the cholesterol" lol 😆😆
@bilettepotter7924
@bilettepotter7924 2 жыл бұрын
I know thats right the real regular macaroni and cheese with cholesterol 😋
@selenasimmons6653
@selenasimmons6653 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@pockahantiss
@pockahantiss 2 жыл бұрын
Even I when I follow directions, I’m STILL doin’ it wrong!😔😔😔
@ejspeaks
@ejspeaks 2 жыл бұрын
ME TOOOO!!
@WelcometoChickenlandia
@WelcometoChickenlandia 2 жыл бұрын
I mean she's right about the paprika LOL
@shavonstevens2183
@shavonstevens2183 2 жыл бұрын
That's the reason why I buy the ingredients and everything she needs, and then I get the hell out of her way. 😂
@ReturnToNature927
@ReturnToNature927 2 жыл бұрын
Who else is waiting for the blooper reel when that wig falls off… I can’t take my eyes off it! 😂
@patriciadavis5939
@patriciadavis5939 2 жыл бұрын
Bobbin and bouncing! Hahahahaha!
@benitawilliams5545
@benitawilliams5545 2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I don't cook at my Mama house on Thanksgiving, Ma you gone head and cook cuz we ain't doing this today.
@Nicole-yj5cu
@Nicole-yj5cu 2 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯
@blackbutterfly8338
@blackbutterfly8338 2 жыл бұрын
That wig, I swear, is everything and in active duty!🤣😂🤣😂 Ms Glenda can cook for me any day! Happy Thanksgiving, Fam!
@jessicaaudate
@jessicaaudate 2 жыл бұрын
Active duty! 🤣🤣🤣
@naye5178
@naye5178 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jai3380
@jai3380 2 жыл бұрын
OK, LOL! Too funny! Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!
@tanmack8655
@tanmack8655 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving
@Miss_Dani_DWhit
@Miss_Dani_DWhit 2 жыл бұрын
Yep It's the curls bouncing for me
@AllthingsCali724
@AllthingsCali724 Жыл бұрын
This is sooooo MY MAMA!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!
@catherinewhite8719
@catherinewhite8719 2 жыл бұрын
The way you say, "Oh my Lord"! These are triggering words for me!😂😂😂
@Avant402
@Avant402 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t spring no new dishes at Thanksgiving!! This is not the time to be experimental!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 My momma, grandma, and great auntie all day long!!😆😆
@patriciadavis5939
@patriciadavis5939 2 жыл бұрын
What a blessing all the girls hanging in there.🥰
@miraclesblessings5044
@miraclesblessings5044 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about them telling you to wash the dishes as you go along. My great grandmother always says "I know you ain't touching anything in my kitchen and you didn't wash your hands"
@Yourstruly4.0
@Yourstruly4.0 2 жыл бұрын
Yes "keep your kitchen clean as you cook, run you a lil dish water and have your dish rag on the side" ...mama was right tho lol
@cog_adh6392
@cog_adh6392 2 жыл бұрын
'Clean as you go' is what my mom always says, lol. She's right tho 😂
@blackbutterfly8338
@blackbutterfly8338 2 жыл бұрын
@@cog_adh6392 ‘Clean as you go’. I felt that one. That’s Mom, all day.🙂She’ll either say that one or quote scripture like ‘Cleanliness is next to Godliness.” 😂
@toroitichcherono7921
@toroitichcherono7921 2 жыл бұрын
Wooh, I was just talking to my niece about that yesterday! How many times do I need to remind her to clean as she goes?! Then she's standing in the kitchen at 9pm looking at a stack of dishes, talking bout she's tired! I can't! I raised her better than that because my mother raised me better than that.
@TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1
@TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1 2 жыл бұрын
That was my grandmother's favorite...
@QuitasBanana
@QuitasBanana 2 жыл бұрын
I knew mama was lying bout just watching when I saw her wearing that apron. She tipped from the other room to the kitchen to the actual mixing to the eventual cooking. This kinda pressure busts pipes. But that repast shade. 😂😂
@EdenCroft
@EdenCroft 2 жыл бұрын
That repast shade was stone-cold :)
@WWambition
@WWambition 2 жыл бұрын
“This kinda pressure busts pipes”
@HealthWithHilary
@HealthWithHilary 2 жыл бұрын
😭😂😂
@toniehgorgla9329
@toniehgorgla9329 2 жыл бұрын
That girl said.... I've been cooking since I was born....😂😂😂
@TheRailwayDrone
@TheRailwayDrone Жыл бұрын
"I didn't see you use it at first." The way you pronounced "first" had me dead lol...
@brianabryant6497
@brianabryant6497 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she say" its up to you you can use cream of chicken or cream of mushroom but it's up to you" lol while giving her only 2 choices😂😂😂😂😂
@DK-qj7cr
@DK-qj7cr 2 жыл бұрын
Yep they be sleeping on the cream of celery fr fr
@LG_Hakubi
@LG_Hakubi 2 жыл бұрын
That's how you low-key do it for children, making them think they have a choice😆
@deonsthumbring5511
@deonsthumbring5511 3 ай бұрын
I caught that and got tickled 😂😂😂
@crichardson7424
@crichardson7424 2 жыл бұрын
THAT IS RIGHT! DO NOT-NOT-NOT bring No Experimental Dishes for Thanksgiving or ANY EATING Holiday, Nawl...Periodt!
@richandjoy
@richandjoy 2 жыл бұрын
I am sending this to my Mama right now. This will be us tomorrow. Lord give me strength! Lol
@specialk8696
@specialk8696 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy 😆😆😆🙏🏽
@pattywilliams788
@pattywilliams788 2 жыл бұрын
My mother, God Rest Her Soul, was a patient teacher, but my sister-she is the sweetest person normally, but she has to have some things done her way. I usually close my eyes, take a deep breath and let her do it. Except for my dressing-I will fight anybody over my cornbread dressing! 😤
@Vambam121
@Vambam121 11 ай бұрын
Not the "grease up too high"!! lol LAWD....PTSD!!
@kenyattagibson6389
@kenyattagibson6389 2 жыл бұрын
The way them judgemental motherly curls be bouncing ever so jubilant, defiant and and disdainfully🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ms.t247
@ms.t247 2 жыл бұрын
“When I die don’t cook for my repass.. let Ethel nem cook... you just sit down and cry.” 😂😂😂 ROFLMBO... sound like something my auntie would say 😂😂😂😂
@pearl0818
@pearl0818 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@raaecollier4919
@raaecollier4919 2 жыл бұрын
I know good n well Mama ain’t let Shaneedra in the kitchen 😩😩😩 Lawd!
@mollygrace3068
@mollygrace3068 2 жыл бұрын
For real! She must be talking to Shaneedra’s older sister.
@mollygrace3068
@mollygrace3068 2 жыл бұрын
I think we all know Shaneedra don’t cook nothing but noodles and meat tacos.
@raaecollier4919
@raaecollier4919 2 жыл бұрын
Shaneedra sister must not be doing too well either 🤣🤣🤣
@rcbuckets
@rcbuckets 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there's another daughter because we know Shaneedra doesn't own her own house.
@blackbutterfly8338
@blackbutterfly8338 2 жыл бұрын
@@rcbuckets …let alone, ‘cook water’, as my grandma would say…😂😂
@chrisania726
@chrisania726 2 жыл бұрын
Lol my grandmother name is Ethel and she cooks for everyone repass ❤
@justanotherdayinstl6451
@justanotherdayinstl6451 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this last night and am still chuckling at “I can SEE there ain’t enough seasoning” lol
@lf9038
@lf9038 5 ай бұрын
My mom was away for the weekend and I got to cook for my daddy. I was so happy! I'm not a confident cook so it was nice not to have her looking over my shoulder. ❤
@t.r.1503
@t.r.1503 2 жыл бұрын
This is y nobody is allowed in my kitchen while I'm cooking. Aint nothing but me, my music and my drink.
@Monsieur_Balance_7
@Monsieur_Balance_7 2 жыл бұрын
EJ portrayed this phenomenon 100% accurately!
@specialk8696
@specialk8696 2 жыл бұрын
“You got the cranberry sauce with the whole cranberry in it” oh my lord
@lynnettaw.2061
@lynnettaw.2061 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@manb4war
@manb4war Жыл бұрын
She ain't wrong tho....we don't eat that
@pearl0818
@pearl0818 Жыл бұрын
​@manb4war we don't either!
@debraherring3d
@debraherring3d 2 жыл бұрын
"When I die, don't cook for my repast. Let Ethel nem do it. You just sit down and cry." 🤣😂🤣
@rashadb8385
@rashadb8385 2 жыл бұрын
That wig never disappoints 😂😂😂😂
@Oonagh72
@Oonagh72 2 жыл бұрын
One thanksgiving I cooked a huge meal for like 10 people. I start at like five am thinking people were gonna jump in and help. My mom comes in about ten and say “I would help you but my hands are dirty.” She sat in the kitchen, watched me cook that whole meal and saying every once in a while “I sho’ would help you, but my hands are dirty.” Everyone else showed up at 2. They ate. I took a nap.
@finallyanaccount
@finallyanaccount 2 жыл бұрын
She must have had the world’s dirtiest hands!
@ricaivory6571
@ricaivory6571 2 жыл бұрын
That's my excuse when my mama ask me to do something 😂😂😂😂
@cjen7444
@cjen7444 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you have soap and water for those dirty hands🤣😂
@ricaivory6571
@ricaivory6571 2 жыл бұрын
@@cjen7444 then she woulda got hit with "my hands broke" 😂😂😂
@4knewt505
@4knewt505 2 жыл бұрын
You learned that year 😂 so funny because now that my kids are almost grown my mom told us she's not cooking family dinners anymore. She said she's tired and we know what to do by now. Time to serve the elders 👑👸
@moni7997
@moni7997 2 жыл бұрын
Ma said just sit down and cry at the repass, but DON'T COOK NOTHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sayless1445
@sayless1445 2 жыл бұрын
That Wig shake is everything 😍 🙌🏾
@catherinewhite8719
@catherinewhite8719 2 жыл бұрын
"Ok, I'm bout to say, I know she gon' use butta!"😂😂😂 I'm hollering over here! I detect NO lies in this video!😂😂😂
@edwenahoward3060
@edwenahoward3060 2 жыл бұрын
This is every down south old head (male or female) in every family, but that "don't cook for my repast just sit there and cry" took me out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jessieramos2168
@jessieramos2168 2 жыл бұрын
72 degrees took me out! I’m done. 😂😂😂😂
@ricaivory6571
@ricaivory6571 2 жыл бұрын
That "raise ya elbow and scoop and stir" is my grandma telling me how to stir her cornbread, "get in there now amd stir it good" and now I'm always designated to helping cook 😩😩 but I'm also designated taste tester. Be running in that house when my granny say "where my taste tester" I'M RIGHT HERE GRANNY! Stopping the spades game and everything 😂😂😂😂😂
@fine_art_wr
@fine_art_wr 2 жыл бұрын
I’m never been more grateful for my mother’s lack of patience when she would just rush me out the kitchen altogether. Moma I thank you lol! 🙏🏽💯
@aw1091
@aw1091 Жыл бұрын
This is not the time to be experimenting 😂😂😂! She is one of the funniest women on the planet!
@anitrataylor8447
@anitrataylor8447 2 жыл бұрын
Rofl, the seasoning part. Lol, we've banded people from cooking because of that. 🤣🤣🤣
@lauriescott5152
@lauriescott5152 2 жыл бұрын
"Elbow at 72 degrees!" 🤣I see myself and I'm through!!!😂😂❤❤❤
@shaneedastaples1209
@shaneedastaples1209 2 жыл бұрын
I hollered at "don't cook at my repast!!!" Someone please bring the paddles because I've flat lined!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💖💖💖
@pearl0818
@pearl0818 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂girrrrl! Took me out!
@burrelleful
@burrelleful 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly the old school relatives like this are almost no more. I wish I would’ve listened to my mom every time she tried to show me how to throw down in the kitchen when I was coming up; that wisdom is priceless. Now I’m in my 30s and live off of takeout and turkey sandwiches 🤦🏽‍♀️ A damn shame!
@pinklady4772
@pinklady4772 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss,but girl just do like I do when I want to try something "new". Go on KZbin, however the dish look in the picture I say that's how I want mine to look. I just follow that recipe. I cooked Thanksgiving dinner last year all by KZbin videos.
@bdet313
@bdet313 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not too late sis. There’s plenty of grandma’s and aunties here on Yt sharing their recipes and tips with us!
@smooth5755
@smooth5755 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🙏🏾
@DetroitTea23
@DetroitTea23 2 жыл бұрын
You got this ! It’s never too late.
@nonya6022
@nonya6022 2 жыл бұрын
@@pinklady4772 Was about to say some of them "old school" folks learned how to use youtube. They got step by step tutorials that make you feel just like ya auntie standing next to you while you cook.
@mojisoladeji
@mojisoladeji 2 жыл бұрын
That throat-clearing is universal in the Black world. I'm Nigerian and that, or eye contact, is your cue to be👏🏾 have 👏🏾
@mssugahill
@mssugahill 2 жыл бұрын
“You see how my elbow is up?” 😂😂😂😂 “Just sit down and cry…” 😂😂😂😂
@naye5178
@naye5178 2 жыл бұрын
"Dont cook for my repass...you just sit down and cry" 💀💀💀
@godisgood5038
@godisgood5038 2 жыл бұрын
This definitely make me miss my beloved mother. I would give anything to hear her tell me "she ain't cookin' nothin'" . Then proceeds to cook the entire meal!🤣🤣🤣 Wonderful memories! WONDERFUL video! God bless you ABUNDANTLY!!!!
@heatherjohnson7837
@heatherjohnson7837 2 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how my mom acts whenever I want to make a vegan dish. 😂
@pearl0818
@pearl0818 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@YvetteP77
@YvetteP77 2 жыл бұрын
That’s my momma “ not the time to be experimenting “ 😂😂😂
@raushanahcrenshaw3780
@raushanahcrenshaw3780 2 жыл бұрын
Baby this wig is all of the laughs!!
@anzestororacle
@anzestororacle 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Let me show you how to do this, then Imma let you do it🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂
@Yourstruly4.0
@Yourstruly4.0 2 жыл бұрын
That's my mama
@brandyapplez5321
@brandyapplez5321 2 жыл бұрын
This is so freaking real tho!!EJ please do " helping black moms decorate the Christmas tree"...lol
@Just_Visiting316
@Just_Visiting316 2 жыл бұрын
Yesssss!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@soyouthought8231
@soyouthought8231 2 жыл бұрын
Yes maaaam already waitin 😂
@hindenburg2006
@hindenburg2006 2 жыл бұрын
Dear God no - I’m already getting triggered!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@Ready4ChangeRU
@Ready4ChangeRU 2 жыл бұрын
Great idea!
@lisadukes6471
@lisadukes6471 2 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥👑📖💒🛐🕊🔥🙏🙏🏽🙏🏻😄ima need a depend diaper fo that one🔥
@MsMe1017
@MsMe1017 2 жыл бұрын
Mama is RIGHT! I know this is just a skit, but let me tell y’all something Thanksgiving is NOT the time to be experimenting. I love all my foodies, but unless you lactose and tolerant or have food allergies DO NOT bring unsolicited items, in fact don’t bring nothing big mama wouldn’t make…unless your Tabitha Brown, then that’s your business! May everyone have a safe and blessed holiday 🙌🏾💜🙏🏾💋
@JCLime
@JCLime 2 жыл бұрын
Let the church say Amen!
@user-tm4my4jb6d
@user-tm4my4jb6d 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I learned the hard way. My eldest brother was very firm in his decision that I will never use vegan mayo for the potato salad again. HAHAH
@pearl0818
@pearl0818 Жыл бұрын
​@@user-tm4my4jb6d 😂😂😂
@querellenono2683
@querellenono2683 Жыл бұрын
@@user-tm4my4jb6d you was almost disowned
@user-tm4my4jb6d
@user-tm4my4jb6d Жыл бұрын
@@querellenono2683 Yes, and I brought it up this past Easter and he didn't remember saying it at all. Lol
@mt-yx7hl
@mt-yx7hl 2 жыл бұрын
"You got cranberry sauce with the whole cranberry?" 😆 🤣 😂 😹
@jenkinsjohnson1372
@jenkinsjohnson1372 2 жыл бұрын
It's the neck and wig thrusts for me. If you ain't gone do it right, get cho' behind out the kitchen Shanitra!🤣🤣🤣
@AM-sz6yq
@AM-sz6yq 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know what flavor was until I met my husband and didn’t know that there was anything other than salt, pepper, and butter. Thank God I met him.
@specialk8696
@specialk8696 2 жыл бұрын
“What are you looking for the paprika for ?It don’t even taste like nothing- you just putting red dust on ur food”. I’ve watched this video about 10 times laughing out loud. EJ absolutely hilarious😂😂😂. Wishing you and your family a blessed and safe holiday 🙏🏽
@NicholsKT
@NicholsKT 2 жыл бұрын
So true. It don’t make sense. Red bell peppers have so much flavor fresh and cooked, then you dehydrate it into paprika and it don’t taste like nothing
@tnt3929
@tnt3929 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was cracking up. I agree..paprika is red dust. No flavor! Lol
@tnt3929
@tnt3929 2 жыл бұрын
Set your vegan stuff to the side🤣🤣🤣
@CH-vm6cq
@CH-vm6cq 2 жыл бұрын
It's true.....
@user-tm4my4jb6d
@user-tm4my4jb6d 2 жыл бұрын
@@NicholsKT RIGHT, no one will admit that.
@sylviarodriguez1366
@sylviarodriguez1366 2 жыл бұрын
Just sit down and cry😂 😂
@IAMElsLife
@IAMElsLife 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@cjthemusicman4436
@cjthemusicman4436 2 жыл бұрын
Not I been cooking since I was born….I’m weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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